10/6-MVW Studio Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s 60 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday November 6th, 2019
Taped November 1st at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

MATCH #1- Pete Howe defeated Willie Zane with the UK Lock (Run Time: 4 minutes)
The former English bartender gets the victory over Zane- who spent much of the match wandering around the ring shouting ‘I HAVE A CHILD!’

MVW CEO Ray McAvay discusses last week’s title matches/upcoming PPV (Run Time: 4 minutes)
-McAvay books a rematch between Sheline Carrigan © and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and the rest of the matches for the upcoming Evening of Champions pay per view show.
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann comes out and criticizes the McAvay Makeover of MVW for rewarding wins and losses as if pro wrestling was actually a sport.  McMann says he makes stars and the McAvay Makeover does not.

Blaire Moise Recaps Last Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland (Run Time: 3 minutes)
-J.J. Bittinger talks his match w/MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell last week
-Shizuko Yamazaki defeats Yosemite Samantha
-The Southern Boys vent-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson is upset at McAvay for not booking him in the title match at the PPV.
-Charlie Blackwell talks J.J. Bittinger and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
-MAIN EVENT/6 MAN TAG SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH: Rah, Ray McAvay, and Halitosis defeat Ultratron-5.1, The Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and Triple R
-Post-match: Dickinson and the Southern Boys attack McAvay. The Kings of Old School then run-in and brawl with the Southern Boys.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Evening of Champions Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match

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MATCH #2-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Toxic Sting (Run Time: 2 minutes)
Barbosa-Stevens demolishes Parkman in less than a minute. 

IN RING INTERVIEW: Blaire Moise with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (Run Time: 4 minutes)
-Lisa thanks Ray McAvay for giving her an immediate rematch with ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan after what happened last week.
-She describes what went through her mind when she saw her husband’s rival Scottywood on the ring apron.  She reviewed the tape of the match and doesn’t blame Carrigan for doing what she did.  Lisa admitted she’d probably do the same thing.
-Barbosa-Stevens tells Blaire that win or lose, she’s not going anywhere.  She’s going to win the title back.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann Promo (Run Time: 2 minutes)
McMann promises that the Kardoucheian Empire is about to be resurrected.
-He again bashes the ‘McAvay Makeover’ of MVW and says the star power of the Kardoucheians cannot be measured in rankings.

MATCH #3-The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian defeated Bobby Starr and Tim Machine (Run Time: 3 minutes)
The Kardoucheians roll past Starr and Machine with little trouble.  ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann approves.

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HOW

HOW Presents – Rumble at the Rock 9
November 9th, 2019
Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, California

Infirmary Match for the World Championship/Icon Title
World Champion Halitosis vs. Dan Ryan vs. Icon Champion Cecilworth Farthington
-1st fall decides the World Champion
-2nd fall decides the Icon Champion

Solitary Confinement Match
Christopher America vs. Michael Lee Best

Prison Yard Match for the LSD Championship
MJ Flair © vs. High Flyer vs. Maximillian Kael vs. Evan Ward

Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens

Guard Tower Match for the Tag Team Championships
The Industry: Lindsay Troy & Dan Ryan © vs. The Order: Darin Zion & Brian Hollywood

General Population Match
‘Crash’ Rodriguez vs. Brenton Cross

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Ultratron-5.1 / Dawn McGill Segment (Run Time: 5 minutes)
Video plays showing what happened backstage after the six man tag team title match main event on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.  A tired Dawn McGill walks down a hall, carrying her heels in one hand.  She walks by an open door.  Someone grabs her and yanks her into the room. The camera rushes over to film Poison Penny kissing McGill with the Poison Kiss. Dawn’s legs give out and she falls to the floor.  We get a quick glimpse of Ultratron-5.1 standing triumphant over McGill before the door slams.
-The video ends and Ultratron 5.1 comes out on stage.  He notes his upcoming title defense next Friday in Topeka, Kansas against ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler but what he wants to talk about is Evening of Champions on December 1st– his match against Rah.  Ultratron-5.1 says Rah and his team won the battle last week but he will win the war.  He’s got an insurance policy.  Todd the Backstage Technician wheels out Dawn McGill on an industrial sized dolly.  McGill, handcuffed/shackled to the dolly and gagged, does not look happy.  Ultratron-5.1 says he will keep McGill until he leaves Evening of Champions as the Heartland champion. 

MATCH #4-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Mononaghelian Stomper via count-out (Run Time: 4 minutes)
Ring veterans Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Mononaghelian Stomper put up a game effort but Rough Justice was too much in the end.  Plus, Rough Justice had the numbers advantage with Marshall Laww and Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol on the outside.  Atcheson tasered the Stomper on the outside and he was counted out.

IN RING-Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin with Lani Harlot (Run Time: 2 minutes)
Quick promo by the Women’s Heartland Champion showing off her new bodyguard and promising to do Kirsten Canfield tonight what she did to Harlot.  Eva’s husband Colonel Perrin is also there and approves.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Pete Howe
5. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Yosemite Samantha
3. Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Poison Penny
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Victoria McGill
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)

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MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield (Run Time: 11 minutes)
Perrin and Canfield lock up early.   They work into counters and eventually end in a standoff. The challenger picks up the pace and Canfield hits a back elbow. She follows with chops and hits a northern lights suplex for 2.  Perrin fires back with right hands.  She sends Canfield out of the ring.  Colonel Perrin directs Harlot to attack- she whips Canfield to the barricade and punishes her on the floor.  Colonel Perrin and Harlot then toss Canfield back in.  Perrin goes top rope and the missile dropkick connects for 2.  Then the Women’s Heartland champion grounds the action.  Canfield fights back to her feet.  Perrin unloads with strikes and kicks.  She hits a German suplex for 2.  Canfield fires back again and then gets stunned off the ropes by a cheap shot from Harlot.  Perrin kicks her in the face for another close 2.  Canfield makes another comeback with a half and half suplex and nearly steals the match with a surprise roll up.  She follows with the tope con hello, and follows with a spear.  Canfield on the ascendancy – she hits with the running knee strike for 2.  But Perrin goes low and the follows with a huge lariat follows.   Tornado DDT gets 2.  Perrin finishes her off with the Overthrow.  1…2…3.

Post match, Perrin orders Harlot to lock Canfield in the White Trash Compactor.  She does until Delaney Foster of the People’s Front of Berea (KY) and Victoria McGill run down to make the save. 

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11/4-MVW Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Tonight’s Show (60 minutes)
– Yosemite Samantha vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
– Main Event/Six Man Tag Team Special Attraction Match: ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, and High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and the ‘Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R.

FADE IN:

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LAST WEEK ON MVW’s WRESTLING NIGHT IN THE HEARTLAND ON HOTv:
-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan wins the MVW Women’s Title from Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © when High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood arrives on the scene and distracts her.
-A huge brawl between Scottywood and Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens erupts after the match.
-MVW Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. retain over The Southern Boys
-J.J. Bittinger defeats MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell via DQ when ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson attacks him.   Then ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler turns on Blackwell as the show ends.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday November 4th, 2019
Taped Saturday November 2nd
Bank of the Ozarks Arena
Hot Springs, AR

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise

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Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show from the middle of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome to the Banks of the Ozarks Arena in Hot Springs, Arkansas for tonight’s edition of MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. I am Thunderbolt Smith.

Thunderbolt points to himself.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Thunderbolt points to Hall next to him.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Tonight, we’ve got two big matches for you. Tell us about them, Rick.

Rick Hall: Thanks Thunderbolt. First off, Yosemite Samantha has been on the rebound of late after an injury took her out of action for a while. She’s slowly regained her mojo and now she’s on the cusp of potentially getting a title shot. But tonight, she has to find a way to get by the up and coming Japanese star Shizuko Yamazaki. Yamazaki arrived in MVW full of promise when she demolished Ninja Kitty in her first match. But she, too, ran into trouble and that induced her to bring in the long-time ring veteran Daniel-San to help her out and guide her towards the women’s title. This is going to be fun one.

Thunderbolt Smith: Speaking of fun one. Our main event is going to be something.

Rick Hall: Yes it will Thunderbolt. We have tonight the return for one night only of ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay to the ring as he teams up with ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah AND High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis in a six man tag team special attraction match against the Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling, Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: The combined entrances of Rah and Ray McAvay may last longer than the match itself.

Rick Hall: That’s a pretty good bet.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week, J.J. Bittinger challenged MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell in the main event and had the champion in big trouble.

(REPLAY: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger)

Bittinger does exactly that. He pulls Blackwell up – wraps his arms around him – squeezes as hard as he can.

Johnny Suave: BEAR HUG!

Blackwell flails about and tries to get loose.

Johnny Suave: THIS COULD BE IT!…WAIT!

A big blur hits the ring with a steel chair. *CRRRACK*

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! ‘REDNECK’ BILL DICKINSON JUST RAN OUT AND TOOK OUT J.J. BITTINGER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson ran in and whacked Bittinger in the back with a chair and got the champion disqualified costing the challenger the title. Blaire Moise has Bittinger with her right now. Blaire?

Cut to Blaire Moise backstage.

J.J. BITTINGER INTERVIEW
Blaire turns to J.J. who’s standing next to her.

Blaire Moise: J.J. Last week in Chicago, you had the champion in your Bear Hug submission hold and Bill Dickinson interfered and got you disqualified.

J.J. Bittinger: Yeah Blaire. I had Charlie Blackwell beat. And that idiot redneck Bill Dickinson cost me the match.

Blaire Moise: Why do you think he did it?

J.J. Bittinger: Because he’s a big baby? Hell Blaire, when I went after Blackwell after I arrived on the scene at MVW, I did it to – one – get his attention and let him know I was coming for his title, and – two – lay down a marker to the rest of the wrestlers to let them know I was someone of consequence that they would have to deal with.

Blaire Moise: So what’s the difference between what you did and what Dickinson did?

J.J. Bittinger: I did not attack Blackwell during a match. I did not cost Blackwell a match.

Blaire Moise: I see.

Bittinger turns to the camera and points.

J.J. Bittinger: So, Bill Dickinson. Why you attacked me at a critical moment in the match- I don’t know. I don’t care if you were mad about what happened during our match. There was no reason to involve me in your little hissy fit and you can bet that there’s gonna be some retribution.

Bittinger exits.

Blaire Moise: That’s all from here. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire. I get the sense that this isn’t the end between J.J. Bittinger and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Rick Hall: These two men have a date with each other on November sixteenth in St. Charles, Missouri in a number one contender’s match. The intensity in the match will be off the charts.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, in the ring right now? The CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling Ray McAvay and he’s expected to address what happened last week during the Lisa Barbosa-Stevens-Sheline Carrigan match.

(VIDEO CLIPS: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. Sheline Carrigan)

–Barbosa-Stevens hits Carrigan with a Toxic Sting.

–High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood shows up on the ring apron and Barbosa-Stevens doesn’t make the cover.

–Carrigan recovers and hits Barbosa-Stevens with the Canadian Destroyer. She makes the pinfall. One…two…THREE!

Cut to McAvay in the ring.

MVW CEO RAY McAVAY SPEAKS
McAvay stands in the middle of the ring wearing his usual clothes: Hawaiian shirt, jeans, tennis shoes.

Ray McAvay: Last week on Wrestling Night in the Heartland, we had ourselves a bit of an anomaly. We don’t usually get outside interference from someone who’s not even in Missouri Valley Wrestling. As a result of Scottywood’s appearance and subsequent ‘reaction’ from Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens, that created an unusual situation, I’ve made some executive decisions on the booking for our pay per view show in December. For starters, I will book the show personally instead of using the rankings. Secondly, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will get an automatic rematch against new Women’s Champion Sheline Carrigan at the pay per view.

The crowd applauds the announcement.

Ray McAvay: Also, due to the way the men’s title match ended last weekend, regardless of who comes out on top in the J.J. Bittinger-Bill Dickinson match in two weeks, Bittinger will get a rematch with champion Charlie Blackwell for the title.

More applause.

Ray McAvay: The men’s tag team title match will be Corporate World, Inc. defending the title against The Southern Boys.

There’s a few boos and grumbling over the Southern Boys but general applause.

Ray McAvay: The women’s tag team title match will be the Missouri Valley Fight Club defending the title against Backman Taylor Powerdrive.

Applause follows.

Ray McAvay: The Heartland Title match will be ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 defending against Rah.

That blows the roof off the building.

Ray McAvay: And last – but not least. Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin will defend her title against Kirsten Canfield.

More applause.

Ray McAvay: That’s the pay per view. Now, what does this mean for the potential winners of the number one contender’s matches this month? The winners of those matches will get a shot at the title against whomever is the champion at that time- on January eleventh at our Missouri Valley Wrestling Beginnings Supershow.

Man’s Voice: That’s very magnanimous of you.

The spotlight shines on ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann who appears on the stage.

Mr. McMann: I mean, all I’ve heard for weeks upon end is ‘McAvay makeover’ this and ‘McAvay makeover’ that.

McMann paces back and forth.

Mr. McMann: The problem with the McAvay makeover is that you are rewarding wins and losses as if pro wrestling is a sport. Pro wrestling is sports entertainment- not a sport. Wins and losses don’t mean jack. Titles are nice but creating stars who will make money for you is even better. The McAvay makeover is a failure because it doesn’t make stars. Do you know who makes stars?

McMann points to himself.

Mr. McMann: People like me make stars. And there’s a group of people who’s been neglected and disenfranchised as a result of the McAvay makeover.

He motions to the back. Out walks: Khris Kardoucheian- the patriarch of the Kardoucheian Empire. His sons Ken, Khourtney, and Koley Kardoucheian followed.

The crowd displays their antipathy towards the Kardoucheians by booing.

Mr. McMann: The Kardoucheians are stars. Their reality show Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians is a proven television ratings winner. The Kardoucheians have demonstrated their ability to create buzz. And yet, the Kardoucheians can’t get on television.

Ray McAvay: Well McMann, the problem is they can’t win matches. If they can’t win matches, then they aren’t good enough to get on television when I have wrestlers performing at a higher level in the ring.

Mr. McMann: Oh please. In the world of pro wrestling, you don’t have to be good to be a star. You have to be good at sports entertainment. The Kardoucheians are good at sports entertainment and I’m a genius at sports entertainment. So it’s time for you to do the right thing – the sports entertainment – thing – and put the Kardoucheians back a place of prominence here in MVW. We not only ask this- we demand this.

Ray McAvay: Demand denied. If the Kardoucheians want television time that badly, tell them to start winning some matches- just like everyone else on this roster.

Mr. McMann: But-

Ray McAvay: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a match to get ready for tonight.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. Mr. McMann is back and so are the Kardoucheians!

Rick Hall: Have the Kardoucheians actually won a match in the past six months?

Thunderbolt Smith: I don’t know about the past six months, I do know that Ken just won a match on MVW’s studio syndicated show.

Rick Hall: Blind squirrel theory?

Thunderbolt Smith: Maybe. We’ll be back with more wrestling action right after these messages.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: And welcome back to Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, and High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis face ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and the ‘Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R in tonight’s main event. But it’s now time for our first match of the night. Let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring for the introductions.

Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen! Our first match of the night is one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first…

“Clock Strikes”- One OK Rock

Shizuko Yamazaki “The Shadow Warrior”
AGE: 21 / HT: 5’4″ WT: 125 / HOME: Osaka, Japan

FIN: Cranial Contusion
MGR: Daniel-San

Daniel-San walks out with Yamazaki. Yamazaki poses on the stage and then heads down to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent…

“Moth to a Flame”- Metallica

Yosemite Samantha, sporting a big ten gallon cowboy hat and a holster complete with gun, walks out onto the stage and gives the audience the ol’ stinkeye.

“The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande” Yosemite Samantha
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS

FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

With an intense look on her face, Yosemite Samantha marches down to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Two wrestlers with a lot to prove with a lot on the line.

Yosemite Samantha leaps onto the ring apron and takes aim at her opponent.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha got hurt and it’s taken a while for her to get back to the level she was at. Shizuko Yamazaki came in like a supernova and she’s now is trying to get back on track.

Samantha removes her cowboy hat and gun holster and leaves them in the corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ashland Carney is your referee.

Rick Hall: A new female referee.

Carney calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are underway.

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MATCH ONE-Yosemite Samantha vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
Yosemite Samantha races across the ring. Yamazaki calmly counters with an arm drag takedown.

YS attacks again. Yamazaki does it again. YS attacks a third time – same result.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can Yamazaki absorb the early onslaught of Yosemite Samantha?

Yamazaki stands over Yosemite Samantha and drives her to the mat with the Switchblade kick. Yamazaki hits the ropes.

Rick Hall: So far, Yamazaki is doing exactly that.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here come the Yamazaki express!

She rushes at YS and decks her again with a high knee.

Thunderbolt Smith: Shining Wizard sends Yosemite Samantha to the mat and Yamazaki goes for a quick win.

2nd MINUTE
Yamazaki hooks the legs.

One…

T-Yosemite Samantha kicks out.

Yamazaki pulls her up by the hair and flings her across the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yamazaki with the Hairpull Whip.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha is running about a half step slower than the Shadow Warrior.

YS gets back to her feet- she’s unsteady. Yamazaki unleashes a kick. Yosemite Samantha ducks. Yamazaki wheels around and nails YS with a second kick.

Thunderbolt Smith: That one connected and Yosemite Samantha tips over like a falling tree.

Yamazaki scrambles over and makes the cover.

Rick Hall: Yamazaki for the win!

One…

Two…Yosemite Samantha grabs the bottom rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha barely gets to the ropes.

3rd MINUTE
Yosemite Samantha holds on to the rope. Yamazaki impatiently waits.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha is trying to milk this as long as she can but referee Carney finally starts a five count.

YS releases the rope. Yamazaki advances. Yosemite Samantha rolls under the ropes – Yamazaki is not pleased.

Yosemite Samantha tells referee Ashland Carney to move her opponent back. Carney does and finally starts a ten count on Yosemite Samantha.

She takes her sweet time climbing back in the ring and does so when Carney hits ‘nine.’

Yosemite Samantha and Yamazaki circle. Lock up. YS sticks her head under Yamazaki’s arm – clasps her arm around the Shadow Warrior and lifts her up and over. YS stomps at Yamazaki.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yamazaki looked good early on but Yosemite Samantha has come on.

Yamazaki rolls out of danger – back to her feet. Yosemite Samantha boots Yamazaki in the groin – dropping her to her knees.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha going low!

Rick Hall: She’s fought to get back into the match and she’s finally gaining ground.

YS takes a side headlock. She DDT’s her to the mat. YS rolls her over. Cover.

One…

Two-Yamazaki kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Strong kick out by the Shadow Warrior but Yosemite Samantha continues to be aggressive.

Yosemite Samantha with a clothesline. Yamazaki back up – Daniel-San shouts encouragement to her. YS follows with a knee strike.

Rick Hall: Daniel-San trying to help Yamazaki ride out the storm. Yosemite Samantha is just relentless.

7th MINUTE
Elbow drop by YS – but Yamazaki rolls out of the way.

Thunderbolt Smith: Elbow dropped misses. Yosemite Samantha holds her elbow from the impact. Now Yamazaki fires back.

She lands a couple rights that drives YS to the ropes. But then Yosemite Samantha comes back with a head butt.

She lands right hand strikes and Yamazaki is down.

Yamazaki back up. YS keeps attacking in the corner, lays in more strikes and a clothesline in the corner.

YS follows with more head butts. Yamazaki falls to a knee. YS chokes her out in the ropes and Carney immediately starts a five count.

Yamazaki kicks out at YS. Both spill to the floor.

8th MINUTE
Yosemite Samantha slams Yamazaki into the barricade. She follows with body shots and Yamazaki winces.

But the Shadow Warrior slaps YS. She spins her around and whips YS into the barricade and she ends up in the crowd.

Carney starts a ten count as both women continue to brawl on the outside.

Both women make their way back to ringside when Carney hits six and get back into the ring.

Yamazaki delivers more rapid-fire strikes.   Yosemite Samantha fires back with rights of her own. She grabs Yamazaki around the waist and hits a desperation belly to back suplex.

Thunderbolt Smith: Just when you think one woman has taken control of the match, the other fires off a flurry of offense.

Rick Hall: They both want this match really bad Thunderbolt. The winner puts themselves in position for a possible title chance.

9th MINUTE
Yamazaki cuts off YS’s rally with a superkick.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh…wow!

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha’s head snapped back.

Yamazaki launches herself into back handspring into a moonsault. Cover.

One…

Two…

TH-

Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Yosemite Samantha just gets her shoulder up!

Yamazaki follows Yosemite Samantha to the ropes. She steps up and traps one of her opponent’s arms with her arm, and drapes her free leg over the neck of Yosemite Samantha, forcing it downward.

Thunderbolt Smith: OCTOPUS HOLD!

Carney immediately calls for a break.

Rick Hall: But she’s in the ropes and that’s not going to finish the match.

Especially when Carney starts a five count. Yamazaki waits as long as she can and releases the hold at the count of 4.5.

10th MINUTE
Yosemite Samantha falls to the mat. Yamazaki goes top turnbuckle. But YS comes to life and climbs up there with her.

Right hand by YS. Right hand by Yamazaki. Right by YS. Right by Yamazaki. They trade blows up top.

Finally, Yamazaki nails Yosemite Samantha with a right hand that knocks her off the turnbuckle. Yamazaki stands up.

Thunderbolt Smith: What is she going to do?

She’s going to splash YS with a corkscrew senton. Yamazaki bounces and ends up a few feet away. She scurries over to make the cover.

One…

Two…

TH-Carney holds up two fingers.

Thunderbolt Smith: Somehow, Yosemite Samantha just got her shoulder up again.

Rick Hall: Can Yamazaki put her away?

11th MINUTE
That’s what she aims to do. She hooks both arms and lifts Yosemite Samantha to an inverted position.

Thunderbolt Smith: If she hits this, it is over.

Does she hit it? Yeah. Yamazaki spikes YS to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: CRANIAL CONTUSION!

Rick Hall: See ya!

Cover.

One…

Two…

THREE! Carney calls for the bell.

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And that’s it. Shizuko Yamazaki has just picked up another huge win.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at ten minutes and fourteen seconds. SHIZUKO YAMAZAKI!

Carney raises Yamazaki’s arm in victory. Daniel-San also joins her in the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: it was not an easy win. But Shizuko Yamazuki overcame a tough battle with the always difficult to beat Yosemite Samantha.

Rick Hall: This should get her back into title contention again. You can tell that Daniel-San has had a calming influence on the Shadow Warrior because she’s been terrific since he’s become her manager.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. Shizuko Yamazuki gets the win her tonight on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. We’ll be back with more right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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HOW

HOW Presents – Rumble at the Rock 9
November 9th, 2019
Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, California

Infirmary Match for the World Championship/Icon Title
World Champion Halitosis vs. Dan Ryan vs. Icon Champion Cecilworth Farthington
-1st fall decides the Icon Champion
-2nd fall decides the World Champion

Solitary Confinement Match
Christopher America vs. Michael Lee Best

Prison Yard Match for the LSD Championship
MJ Flair © vs. High Flyer vs. Maximillian Kael vs. Evan Ward

Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens

Guard Tower Match for the Tag Team Championships
The Industry: Lindsay Troy & Dan Ryan © vs. The Order: Darin Zion & Brian Hollywood

General Population Match
‘Crash’ Rodriguez vs. Brenton Cross

HOTv_logo-1

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Cut to backstage.

SOUTHERN BOYS PROMO
Inside the Southern Boys’s dressing room. Standing next to a locker, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Sitting on the benches: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.

Dickinson looks very pissed.

Bill Dickinson: I ain’t gonna waste a lot of words on what Ray McAvay did tonight. McAvay, you’re wrestling tonight in that six man tag match and in my eyes that makes you fair game. You’re gonna pay for sticking that hillbilly dumb-ass J.J. Bittinger in that title match at the pay per view. That’s my spot.

Dickinson points to himself for additional emphasis.

Bill Dickinson: MY spot. Not some ass-*BLEEP* who hasn’t done a *BLEEP*-damn thing in Missouri Valley Wrestling. That match belongs to ME.

Miller, Williams, and Butler all nod in agreement.

Bill Dickinson: McAvay, as far as I see it. Tonight, you’re a wrestler. That puts a nice big bullseye on your back and you can bet that I intend to pay you a little visit tonight. As you for you Bittinger. November sixteenth. Hyland Performance Arena. St. Charles, Missouri. Your ass is mine. I’m going send you back to the inbred hillbillies at Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling and there ain’t going to be enough left of you to get your match with Charlie Blackwell at the pay per view. Count on it.

Cut to Blaire Moise backstage with the MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell.

Blaire Moise: Charlie, your thoughts on what went down last week?

Charlie Blackwell: Blaire, I know I said that I specifically wanted J.J. Bittinger because he attacked me in August when he arrived at MVW. But I really wanted to just beat the guy in the ring. I did NOT want Bill Dickinson to get involved in the match. But he did…

Blaire Moise: So you’ll get J.J. again at the pay per view.

Charlie Blackwell: Yes and here’s what I think about that. J.J., you picked a fight with me as your first official act in Missouri Valley Wrestling and I am more than happy to oblige you at the pay per view. You got the better of me last week but let me tell you this- you’ve got one coming. I don’t have an army behind me. But I’ve got this…

Charlie holds up the MVW Men’s title belt.

Charlie Blackwell: I’ve fought off all challengers to this belt for over fifteen months now. So, I’ll see you in Kansas City on December first. You were unlucky that Bill Dickinson decided to stick his ugly face in our match last week when you were doing so well. At the pay per view, you’re not going to get the same Charlie Blackwell you nearly beat. Now that I know what to expect, you can bet that Charlie Blackwell is going to be ready for you this time. See you in December J.J.

Blackwell departs.

Blaire Moise: Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire.

Rick Hall: Blackwell may very well be right. J.J. Bittinger had a golden opportunity last week to win the Men’s title and through no fault of his own – *koff, koff* Bill Dickinson – he may not get a better shot at the champion.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both men will have ample time to prepare for the match.

Rick Hall: That is true as well.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall. Kimber.

Cut to Kimber inside the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Tonight’s main event is going to be a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first.

Kimber Marshall introduces team number one who are already in the ring…and not happy that they’re not getting the full entrance.

Dark Overlords of Wrestling
‘‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 225 / HOME: Memphis, TN

‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 275 / HOME: Las Vegas, NV

VALET: Poison Penny

‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
-MVW’s Men’s Heartland Champion
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown

FIN: The Disintegrator
MGR: Todd the Backstage Technician

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

“I’m sinfully delicious!”

Dawn McGill’s high-pitched, squeaky tone (done in annoyingly brainless blonde bombshell sing-song tone to the tune of the tag from the Lucky Charm’s cereal commercial) heralds the arrival of the once Six Foot Tall Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt now turned sports entertainment eye candy.  Slinking out onto the stage in a gold one piece strapless dress that just barely covered her breasts and went down to mid-thigh, gold high heel shoes, copious makeup on her face, teased platinum hair right out of the 1980’s, and bright red lipstick on her lips, McGill rolls her eyes at the sound of her high pitched voice over the loudspeaker and then snaps back into sports entertainment Barbie character.

Kimber Marshall: …led to the ring by ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill…

McGill struts her way down the ramp and stops intermittently to pose for the fans. Three quarters of the way down, someone in the crowd holds up a sign that catches her attention. She points to the fan with the sign and motions him to come to the guardrail. The fan, who appears to be of college student age, goes over to meet her. Dawn smiles at the kid, grabs the side of his face with both hands, and plants a full mouth, no holds barred kiss on the surprised student.

In the heat of the moment, the student finds his hand gravitating towards McGill’s breasts. Instinctively, Dawn slaps the hand away.

Dawn McGill: Don’t touch those.

Student: Sorry.

Once the kiss ends, McGill- lipstick slightly smeared on her face, giggles in a very high pitch as she backs away from the college student – his face also smeared with red lipstick – and continues on towards the ring.

A man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie climbs into the ring. He gestures for Kimber to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.

Announcer Guy: Hit it!

Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound blares and the announcer guy raises the microphone to his mouth.

Announcer Guy: Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the nineteen-fifties. And just for your reference, he is, for thirty-three years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than twenty thousand students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

He pauses and looks out at the crowd as the lights turn off.  A small spotlight illuminates the ramp where the BeachBronze Suntan Bikini Girls are standing.

The bikini girls pose on the ramp.  Then two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason it’s eighty degrees outside and not minus four hundred and fifty-nine point six seven…and the reason Brian Wilson wrote all those great songs…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

Rah’s friend and middle-aged folk singer Happy Mango follows strumming a guitar along with the omnipresent Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy.

McGill breaks character again and rolls her eyes at Rah’s overly elaborate entrance.

Announcer Guy: ”…RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and prepares to climb into the ring.

Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy. She starts to head for the ropes but her right leg doesn’t move. Looking down, Kimber is dismayed to see Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy hanging on to her leg.

Kimber sighs her way through the actual introduction of Rah.

Rah!: The Sunshine God
Motivational speaker by day.  Pseudo inspirational deity complete with eclectic entourage by night. 

AGE: 36 / HT: 6’ 8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA
FIN: Eye of RAHHHHHHH!
Rah’s Followers: Happy Mango, Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, The BronzeBeach Suntan Bikini Girls

Kimber Marshall: And his tag team partners…

“I Won’t Back Down” – Tom Petty

McAvay comes out with West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy and Bert the Janitor.
Halitosis walks out with Coach E.J. Flack.

‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
-Former High Octane Wrestling World Champion

-Former Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion
-MVW CEO
AGE: 39 / HT: 6’-3” WT: 215 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX

FIN: McGill Bomb

‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis
High Octane Wrestling World Champion
AGE: 31 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 195 HOME: Chattanooga, TN

FIN: Dragon Sleeper

Thunderbolt Smith: Now that we’ve survived the long entrances, your thought on the match Rick?

Rick Hall: Well. McAvay hasn’t wrestled in months. Rah is wrestling at a high level right now and certainly so is Halitosis. As for the other team, Ultratron-5.1 is a two time Heartland champion and Sufferable and Triple R are still going to be knocking off the ring rust.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We will be back with this match on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv after these commercial messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Pete Howe
5. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Yosemite Samantha
3. Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Poison Penny
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Victoria McGill
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are about ready to get under way.

Referee Davey Keels does a quick check of all six wrestlers and calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

MAIN EVENT/SIX MAN TAG SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH: Rah, Ray McAvay, and Halitosis vs. Ultratron-5.1, The Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and Triple R
Rah and Ultratron 5.1 to start.

But Ultratron 5.1 turns away from Rah and he tags in Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ultratron 5.1 doesn’t want any part of Rah. He tags in Triple R and gets out of the ring.

Rah is not happy and climbs out of the ring to chase after Ultratron-5.1 ignoring Triple R. Ultratron-5.1 takes off running; Rah sprints after him.

Triple R gets in Keels’s grill.

Thunderbolt Smith: Now Triple R is demanding that Keels start a ten count on Rah.

Keels complies with the request and does exactly that.

Thunderbolt Smith: RIGHT HAND BY McAVAY STAGGERS ULTRATRON!

Ultratron-5.1 runs right into a McAvay right hand that decks him. Rah hops up on the ring apron and rolls back into the ring.

2nd MINUTE
McAvay and Halitosis double team Ultratron-5.1 on the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R is going to the top rope!

Triple R steadies himself. Then he leaps and cannonballs into McAvay and Halitosis on the floor.

Rick Hall: Okay. That was impressive. Triple R is way heavier than he was in his prime and he somehow got on the top turnbuckle and took out McAvay and Halitosis.

Now Justin Sufferable joins in and stomps away at both McAvay and Halitosis.

Thunderbolt Smith: WAIT! Now Rah’s going top turnbuckle!

The six-foot eight Sunshine God climbs up to the top. He flies and spears Sufferable and Triple R, driving both into the steel barricade with great force.

Rick Hall: Okay. That was really impressive and shows you how much Rah has improved in the ring over the past couple year.

3rd MINUTE
Sufferable crumples up in a ball against the barricade. Triple R starts crawling back towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: You can thank Dawn McGill for that. She’s the one responsible for helping to turn the careers of Rah, McAvay, and Halitosis around and making them into really good professional wrestlers.

McGill files her nails at ringside and flirts with someone in the front row.

Thunderbolt Smith: And she’s a pretty good manager too. Keels again starts a count.

Rah makes it back to the ring. Triple R reaches the apron. He climbs up and rolls back in. Rah hits a leg drop. Cover.

One…

Two…Triple R kicks out.

Rah pulls Triple R up and plants him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Cover.

One…

Two…again Triple R kicks out. He pokes Rah in the eye and scurries back to his corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R’s had enough early and he tags in Justin Sufferable.

Rah tags Halitosis in. The crowd rises to their feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: And here comes High Octane Wrestling’s World Champion.

4th MINUTE
Sufferable cautiously approaches The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene. Lock up. Sufferable rakes the eyes.

Thunderbolt Smith: And Sufferable immediately takes the short cut.

Rick Hall: Good to see Justin Sufferable hasn’t changed after all these years.

Sufferable goes for a side headlock. Halitosis slips out and hits a standing dropkick. Right hand to Sufferable – spinning heel kick connects.

Cover.

One…

Tw- Sufferable gets the shoulder up – he turns his head to make sure to steer clear of Halitosis’s breath…

…Ultratron-5.1 has a side headlock on McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Heartland Champion in control against the MVW CEO.

Rick Hall: Ray’s looked a little sluggish in the ring tonight. You can tell he hasn’t wrestled a whole lot since taking over as CEO.

Ultratron-5.1 whips McAvay to the ropes. *SMACK* McAvay grabs his chest and falls to a knee.

Thunderbolt Smith: Knife edged chop by ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’

7th MINUTE
Ultratron-5.1 snaps off a kick to the back – McAvay falls to the mat. Ultratron-5.1 walks over and grabs McAvay’s throat with both hands.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s a blatant chokehold.

Keels goes over and starts a five count. Rah doesn’t wait. He’s in the ring and steamrolls Ultratron-5.1.

Rick Hall: Rah’s been waiting for a chance to get his hands on Ultratron-5.1. He may have just got his chance.

Ultratron-5.1 rolls out of the ring- but not before tagging in Triple R. Poison Penny up on the ring apron. Rah sees her and doesn’t make any attempt to avoid her as he rams her a full speed.

Penny goes flying to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Poison Penny is down. She took a rough ride and even rougher landing on the floor.

Rick Hall: Remember though Thunderbolt. It was Poison Penny who gave Rah the Poison Kiss in his Heartland Title defense against Ultratron-5.1 that knocked out the Sunshine God and gave the title to Ultratron.

Rah again chases Ultratron-5.1 around the ring. Ultratron-5.1 tries to call time out. Rah isn’t interested and big boots the hell out of him.

8th MINUTE
McAvay battles back to his feet. Triple R and Sufferable double team McAvay. Sufferable calls the play and sends McAvay to the ropes. Triple R rams McAvay on the return and blows him completely up.

Sufferable then whips McAvay into Triple R’s fat ass. He falls on McAvay and covers.

One…

Two…

TH-McAvay kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay JUST kicked out on that one.

Sufferable tags in. He lifts McAvay up into a vertical position and slams him to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Suplex by Sufferable and he makes the cover for the win!

One…

Two..

TH- shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAVAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Rick Hall: Ray’s got to tag out. The Dark Overlords of Wrestling have him isolated and he’s in big trouble.

Triple R tags in and maintains control with an arm wringer.

9th MINUTE
McAvay back to his feet but Triple R. holds the arm wringer. Sufferable back in. He delivers a pair of kicks to the gut.

Thunderbolt Smith: The D.O.W. are working very well together tonight as a tag team.

Rick Hall: And for someone who hasn’t been in the ring hardly at all over several years, Triple R is doing real well here tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: On the other hand, McAvay is running out of gas.

Keels tells Sufferable to get out of the ring. Sufferable flips him off – but he climbs out. Side headlock by Triple R. Lift.

Suplex and again McAvay lands hard on his back. Cover.

One…

Two…

TH- Halitosis makes the save.

Keels tells him to get out of the ring. While Keels is preoccupied with that, Sufferable sneaks back in and basement dropkicks McAvay back to the mat.

Triple R pulls McAvay up and props him against a corner turnbuckle. He sprints across the ring and splashes McAvay – followed by Sufferable who finishes the double splash. Cover.

One…

Two-McAvay gets a shoulder up.

Sufferable darts in and gets a cheap shot in on McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay has got to tag out.

Rick Hall: Sufferable and Triple R are just wearing him out.

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE COMES RAH!

10th MINUTE
Rah hits the ring. He takes out Sufferable with a Solar Eclipse Lariat. Triple R sits on McAvay for another cover.

One…

Tw-McAvay gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay trying to get to his corner. Keels is busy trying to get both Rah and Justin Sufferable OUT of the ring.

Triple R goes to pull McAvay up – McAvay lands an elbow to the gut. And a second one. Third one.

McAvay gets loose. He goes for a kick – Triple R blocks and holds the foot. McAvay jumps and swings the other foot around.

Thunderbolt Smith: Enziguri by McAvay. Can he get to this corner?

Triple R grabs McAvay’s foot. McAvay tries to shake the foot loose.

Rick Hall: He’s almost there!

McAvay gets aways. He tags in Halitosis.

Thunderbolt Smith: HOT TAG TO HALITOSIS!

Halitosis hits two right hands in succession. He tries for a third – Triple R blocks and grabs his hand.

11th MINUTE
Triple R goes to whip Halitosis to the ropes – Halitosis reverses and sends Triple R for the ride. He leaps at Triple R on the return and Hurricanranas him to the mat.

Cover…

One…

Tw- Triple R kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R holding his own in this match.

Rick Hall: He is.

Outside the ring, Dawn McGill is choking Ultratron-5.1 and slamming the Heartland champion’s head on the floor.

Halitosis sends Triple R for the ride – he leaps up and over and hooks the legs.

Thunderbolt Smith: SUNSET FLIP BY HALITOSIS!

Keels slides in. Cover.

One…

Two…

TH-NO! Triple R just gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: And that was close.

12th MINUTE
Justin Sufferable rushes the ring. Halitosis turns to him – breathes – and Sufferable wilts and his legs collapse.

Thunderbolt Smith: BREATH OF DEATH!

Rick Hall: Walked right into that one Thunderbolt!

Triple R up. He charges Halitosis – he suddenly clutches his throat and stumbles backwards.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE GOT TRIPLE R, TOO!

Triple R falls through the ropes to the floor.

Ultratron-5.1 tries to sneak up from behind. He grabs his throat.

Thunderbolt Smith: AND ULTRATRON-5.1!

Halitosis goes top rope. He leaps off and flips at the last second before hitting Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: SENTON BOMB BY HALITOSIS!

Rick Hall: HE’S GOING RIGHT FOR THE DRAGON SLEEPER!

Halitosis quickly drapes his arm across Triple R – wraps around Triple R’s neck – he wrenches back and Triple R’s head is now vertical on the mat. Halitosis wriggles his body and bridges himself, which in turn bridges Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S GOT IT!

Triple R quickly taps out.

Thunderbolt Smith: TRIPLE R TAPS! TRIPLE R TAPS AND THAT’S IT!

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: The winners of this match at twelve minutes even. The team of RAH! RAY McAVAY! AND HALITOSIS!

Thunderbolt Smith: What a main event and-

“White Trash” – Chris Janson

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S REDNECK BILL DICKINSON!

The Southern Boys
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL

FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA

FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX

FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX

FIN: Texas Lariat
MGR: General DeBauchery

Dickinson attacks McAvay from behind. He mounts McAvay and starts flailing away at him.

Thunderbolt Smith: DICKINSON WAS PISSED OFF OVER J.J. BITTINGER GETTING THE TITLE SHOT AT THE PAY PER VIEW AND HE’S MAKING THAT CLEAR TO McAVAY!

Rick Hall: And here’s the Southern Boys to join in the fun!

His Southern Boys running mates ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler join in and start stomping the hell out of McAvay.

Elsewhere on the floor, Rah has set up a table and lifts Ultratron-5.1 up in the air. Poison Penny staggers over and plants a kiss on Rah- that stops him cold from putting Ultratron-5.1 through the table.

The crowd roars.

Thunderbolt Smith: KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX

FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN

FIN: Gut Check
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 224 / HOME: Cincinnati, OH

FIN: Brainbuster
The Foul Pole Andy Golatta
AGE: 45 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 274 / HOME: Warsaw, Poland

FIN: Foul Pole
Manager: Jackson C. Horne

All four members of the Kings of Old School attack the four members of the Southern Boys and it’s a complete free for all.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve gotta go! Thanks for tuning in tonight. We’ll see you next week on Missouri Valley Wrestling’s – Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. See you next week!

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match

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11/2-MVW Hot Springs, AR House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Bank of the Ozarks Arena
Hot Springs, AR
Saturday November 2nd, 2019

Could Missouri Valley Wrestling top last week’s histrionics? We found out earlier tonight at their single house show for the weekend.

MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out of retirement for a one shot appearance in the ring with the High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis and the Sunshine God Rah for the main event.   Yosemite Samantha faced off against the promising youngster from Japan Shizuko Yamazaki. And Heartland Champion and the new Queen of the Trailer Park Eva Perrin, fresh off her win over Lani Harlot in the Trailer Park grudge match that took place last week, defended her title against the Wichita Wonder Kirsten Canfield.

MATCH #1-Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters) defeated Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell with the Elbow @ 8:16
Hanson maintains her #5 ranking in the Women’s Heartland division.

MATCH #2-Captain Jack Darrow defeated Bullethead with the Pirate Plunder @ 12:11
Bullethead thought he had Captain Jack pinned but no, Captain Jack miraculously grabbed the bottom rope at the very last second. From there, Darrow handled the tiring Bullethead to pick up the win.

Post-match, Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Ray McAvay comes out to make a major statement about MVW’s upcoming PPV show and a big announcement about the first MVW supershow of 2020.
Taped for Monday Night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #3-The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina defeated Ninja Kitty and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas- Tori pinned Ninja Kitty after hitting the McGill Bomb @ 7:49
After a slow start, the McGill Sisters came on strong late to seal the win and maintain their top 5 status in the Women’s Tag Team Division.

MATCH #4-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan- Company pinned Bryan after hitting the Company Line @ 14:22
The Corporate Country favorites came out hot at the outset and nearly ended the match in the first two minutes. Then Truckin’ Average Company scratched and clawed their way back and Brad Company nearly decapitated Bryan with a vicious Company Line to seal the deal.

Post-Match: The Southern Boys come out and cut a promo on the Kings of Old School
Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #5 Jack Fraiser defeated Pete Howe with the Canadian Railaway @ 11:59
Fraiser wrestled a smart match to neutralize the former English bartender turned pro wrestler even though Howe came on a bit towards the end.

MATCH #6-Yosemite Samantha vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
Women’s match #2 vs. #3- winner gets Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (#1 contender)
-Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #7/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Taped for next week’s MVW’s Syndicated Studio Show

Post-match: before the main event, Eva McGill (Dawn McGill’s 8 year old daughter) comes out dressed as a street urchin to sing ‘Castles on a Cloud’ from the musical Les Miserables.
The song was dedicated to the “Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy and Eva’s performance was done within the guidelines of the State of Arkansas Child Labor Laws.

MAIN EVENT: Rah, Ray McAvay, and HOW World Champion Halitosis vs. Heartland Champion Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not just unbearable…not just intolerable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R’
Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match

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10/30-MVW Studio Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s 60 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday October 30th, 2019
Taped October 18th at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

MATCH #1-Victoria McGill defeated MacLean Oswald with the McGill Bomb (Run Time: 5 minutes)
Tori wasn’t really challenged much in this match. Oswald had a couple moments but McGill was too strong for her in the end.

Blaire Moise Recaps Last Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland (Run Time: 4 minutes)
-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan wins the MVW Women’s Title from Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © when High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood arrives on the scene and distracts her.
-A huge brawl between Scottywood and Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens erupts after the match.
-MVW Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. retain over The Southern Boys
-J.J. Bittinger defeats MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell via DQ when ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson attacks him.  Then ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler turns on Blackwell as the show ends.

Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Ray McAvay Makes an Announcement (Run Time: 2 minutes)
In a segment that clearly was taped earlier in the day, McAvay announces a change in the main event for this weekend’s November 2nd Hot Springs, Arkansas house show.
-High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis will appear at the show and will wrestle with McAvay and Rah in a six man tag team special attraction match against ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R.
-McAvay also confirms that Ultratron’s match with ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler is moved back to the November 8th house show in Topeka, Kansas.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Special Attraction Main Event: Rah, Ray McAvay, and Halitosis vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and Triple R
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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Eva Perrin Promo (Run Time: 2 minutes)
The Women’s Heartland Champion cuts a promo along with her husband Colonel John Perrin. Eva claims that her opponent tonight – ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot – wants to be like her and she’s fueled by booze. She adds that by the end of tonight, Eva Perrin will be THE Trailer Park Queen and Lani Harlot will be doing her bidding.

MATCH #2-Ken Kardoucheian defeated Willie Starr with the Hollywood Blockbuster (Run Time: 5 minutes)
Kardoucheian finally picks up a win.

Blaire Moise interviews The Korver Sisters (Run Time: 2 minutes)
Blaire gets the scoop on why the Korvers decided to return to Missouri Valley Wrestling.
-Kelly and Korey talk about the McAvay Makeover and why they are excited about coming back now to MVW.

Lani Harlot Promo (Run Time: 2 minutes)
Harlot responds to Perrin’s earlier promo. She says she can’t wait to bend the hell out of Perrin when she locks her in the White Trash Compactor. Harlot says she’s the one true Queen of the Trailer Park in MVW- she’s chased Perrin away before, tonight she’s going to do it again.

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HOW

HOW Presents – Rumble at the Rock 9
November 9th, 2019
Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, California

Infirmary Match for the World Championship
Halitosis © vs. Dan Ryan vs. Cecilworth Farthington

Solitary Confinement Match
Christopher America vs. Michael Lee Best

Prison Yard Match for the LSD Championship
MJ Flair © vs. High Flyer vs. Maximillian Kael vs. Evan Ward

Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens

Guard Tower Match for the Tag Team Championships
The Industry: Lindsay Troy & Dan Ryan © vs. The Order Darin Zion & Brian Hollywood

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MATCH #3-Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Bryan and Skyler defeated Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance- Skyler pinned Jack with the Grand Olde Opry Cutter (Run Time: 4 minutes)
The Corporate Country superstars pick up a win over the business world’s favorite tag team.

Blaire Moise interviews J.J. Bittinger (Run Time: 3 minutes)
Bittinger wants Dickinson again to teach him a lesson about poking ‘The Bear.’
-He thought he had Blackwell sized up and ready to go before Dickinson interfered.
-Bittinger also talked about his time in Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling

MATCH #4-The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and Obnoxious French Sports Talk Host Dan LeBasterd via countout (Run Time: 4 minutes)
The male contingent of the PFB pick up their first MVW win as D’Hutt got knocked out at ringside by Zeb Morris and Dan LeBasterd walked out on the match to give them the ‘W’.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Pete Howe
5. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Yosemite Samantha
3. Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Poison Penny
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Victoria McGill
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)

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MAIN EVENT/TRAILER PARK GRUDGE MATCH/NON-TITLE: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin (Run Time: 11 minutes)
Harlot had her White Trash Posse (Jaxson and Shayne) with her. Eva Perrin came to the ring with her husband Colonel John Perrin and her descamisados.
They lock up and Harlot works to the ropes where Perrin forces a rope break. Harlot scores with chops, and the big boot. She hits a suplex for 2. Perrin battles back and tries to pick up the pace. She hits a dropkick and suplex for 1. Perrin follows with chops. Harlot fires back with right hands. Perrin counters with a spin kick. Perrin runs the ropes. Harlot catches the high crossbody and counters with a fall away slam. She dumps Perrin out of the ring. Jaxson and Shayne take a couple cheap shots on Harlot and hold her up for Harlot. Colonel Perrin leads the descamisados around to chase off the White Trash Posse. Eva tries to sneak up on Harlot but the Queen of the Trailer Park slams her off the ring apron. Harlot whips Perrin to the barricade and slips back in the ring. Perrin makes it back before the 10 count. Both women trade moves and counters. Perrin hits a Samoan drop for 2. She heads up top and missile dropkicks the hell out of Harlot. Perrin then slaps the crap out of Harlot. Jaxson and Shayne jump on the apron causing referee Corrina Romanov to go over and order them to stand down. Harlot takes advantage of the distraction and lights up Perrin with chops. She hits a superkick and goes for the White Trash Compactor. Colonel Perrin slides in the ring and pulls Harlot out of the ring. Words follow. Harlot pushes Colonel Perrin back. Perrin jumps from the apron and hits a lariat on the floor. Both back in the ring. Harlot rushes at her but Colonel Perrin clips her foot and she loses her balance. Perrin then hits a tilt-a-whirl DDT that takes much of the starch out of the Trailer Park Queen. Perrin sets- she hits the Overthrow for the win.
Post match, Perrin makes Harlot pledge fealty and then forces her to ‘bend the knee’ to her- the one true Trailer Park Queen as the show ends.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Special Attraction Main Event: Rah, Ray McAvay, and Halitosis vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and Triple R
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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Rewind: Rah-The Power of Zod Compels You

In the spirit of the Missouri Valley Wrestling-High Octane Wrestling crossover this past weekend, here is another flashback featuring Rah in HOW.

Rah
Rah- The Sunshine God

High Octane Wrestling
Thursday Night Turmoil
August 26th, 2010
Kemper Arena. Kansas City

The Power of Zod compels you…

A trumpet fanfare interrupts her followed by a dense, layered note on a synthesizer.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the gods and all-father of creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky who is usually a welcome, nurturing presence and to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the ’50s. And just for your reference, he is, for 28 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego’s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

Benny Newell: RAH!

Joe Hoffman: I’m just going to ignore you this week.

Benny Newell: RAH!

A bright spotlight illuminates a door in the back.

Announcer: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the God of Sunshine…RAAAAAAAAH!

Nine bikini-clad, and tanned, females aka the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Team emerge from the door followed by two men carrying a golden sedan chair with a man dressed in long flowing robes. He’s followed by his three minions- Bob Nye, Foot Fetish Guy, Lisa the Disgruntled Grocery Clerk, his new official spokesperson Michelle Hardaway, Missy Andrews, and Happy Mango, children’s show host. The procession makes its way to the ring where it stops at the ring apron. Rah then climbs out of his golden sedan chair and stands on the apron. Two of the bikini girls open the ropes and allow Rah to pass through.

Benny Newell: RAH!

Rah moves to the middle of the ring and is surrounded by the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Girls, two golden sedan chair carrying guys, Lisa, Michelle, Nye, Missy, and Happy Mango. At a signal, everyone drops to their knees and bows to Rah. In the middle of the ceremony, Cindy the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Girl suddenly begins to throw up.

Bambi- the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Girl: Ewwwwwwww.

Destiny- the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Girl: She’s been doing that for the past two days.

Rah does not look happy.

Cindy does not look very steady. Two of the Coppertone girls hold her up.

Cindy: I’m sorry, Rah.

Rah: Rah is not pleased about this interruption.

Lisa goes over and checks on her.

Lisa the Disgruntled Grocery Clerk: She’s sick, Rah.

Cindy throws up again.

Rah: Rah has noticed that you haven’t felt well…Rah would like to know is going on?

One of the ring techs throws a towel up and Lisa wipes off Cindy’s mouth.

Cindy: Rah?

Rah: Yes, my child.

Cindy(quietly): I’m pregnant.

Rah bends down as if he didn’t quite hear what she said.

Rah: Rah is sorry. Rah didn’t quite understand-

Cindy: I SAID, I’M PREGNANT!

The crowd gasps.

It’s takes a few seconds for Rah’s entourage to follow comprehend what she said. Then they all turn to Rah.

Rah puts his hands up.

Cindy: It’s okay, Rah. It’s not yours.

Happy Mango: Then who’s is it?

Gino Giordano appears.

Joe Hoffman: Oh, you’re kidding me.

Benny Newell: WAY TO GO, GEEE-NOOOOO! THE G-TRAIN! DRINK!

Benny guzzles down more Jack Daniels.

Gino struts to the ring and climbs in.

Happy Mango: Him?

Even Rah seems shocked.

Gino walks up to Cindy who still doesn’t look very good.

Gino: Eeeeyo, uh– yo I don’t know what you wanna do about this or whatever, but you know, I don’t know if little Ginos or Ginettes or whatever are good cars to have on the G-Train, know what I’m sayin’?

Joe Hoffman: Ain’t that the truth.

Benny Newell: You’re just jealous…DRINK!

Benny again inbibes in the Jack Daniels.

Gino: So, uh– you know, like, I don’t wanna be pushy or nothin’, and no disrespect none taken or anything, but what are we gonna do about this fertilitation situation or whatever?

Cindy: You don’t have to worry about a thing.

Gino strokes his chin.

Gino: And why is that?

Cindy: Because. It’s not your baby!

Crowd: WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joe Hoffman: Whoa, this is getting good.

Benny Newell: See? I told you.

Gino becomes very upset.

Gino: YO WHAT THE FUCK, SONNETTE! Yo, that shit ain’t mine?! ARE YOU FREAKIN’ SERIOUS?!

Cindy shakes her head no.

Gino: Then who the fuck is it?

Again, everyone turns to Rah.

Rah: It is NOT Rah’s child! Stop looking at me.

Joe Hoffman: If it’s not Gino’s kid…thank God…or not Rah’s kid…then who?

Man’s Voice: Come to me, my darling! Come and kneel before Zod!

Joe Hoffman: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding.

Benny Newell: ZOD!

Joe Hoffman: Don’t you start with that.

Benny Newell: ZOD!

To Rah’s great consternation, General Zod saunters down the aisle. He climbs through the ropes and goes over to Cindy.

General Zod: Today begins a new order. Your possessions, your very life, (Zod looks down at her breasts) your huge tracts of land, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod. In return for your obedience, you will enjoy my generous protection.

Benny Newell: ZOD!

Rah: Wait! This simply cannot be true. You?

Rah points incredulously at General Zod.

Rah: You’re seventy three years old and you lost your superpowers in Superman II. And her?

He points to Cindy.

General Zod: Yes. Cindy and I have been exclusive for several weeks now.

Cindy looks sheepishly away.

Cindy: Well? Not exactly.

The crowd gasps.

Joe Hoffman: This keeps getting better.

Cindy: I’ve…I’ve been having an affair.

Happy Mango and Bob Nye- Foot Fetish guy lean up against the ropes and watch with wonderment.

General Zod: This is mockery and treachery of the highest order. I dare say that I promise swift and ruthless executions of those responsible.

Again, everyone turns to Rah.

Rah: Enough of the looking at Rah.

No one looks away.

Rah: For the last time, Rah is not the father of her child nor is Rah having an affair with Cindy!

General Zod: General Zod demands to know who!

Lisa the Disgruntled Grocery Clerk steps forward. Cindy motions her towards her.

Benny Newell: YES! YES! HOT LESBIAN ACTION!

Lisa and Cindy passionately kiss and make out in the middle of the ring.

Benny Newell: YES! YESSSSSSSSS!

Rah bends down and whispers in Happy Mango’s ear.

Rah: Rah did not think this would turn into a Kirsta Lewis promo.

Joe Hoffman: Well, I can’t believe I’m saying this but…what will General Zod do about this?

General Zod slowly and methodically walks over to Lisa and Cindy. He suddenly grabs both by the hair.

General Zod: General Zod is hardcore! I’ll take them both!

Rah facepalms himself as Zod pulls Lisa and Cindy to his white haired chest and they both begin to kiss it.

The crowd begins to chant, “ZOD! ZOD!”

General Zod: Behold my power! All of you shall kneel before Zod’s mighty intergalactic jackhammer!

Joe Hoffman: I think I’m going to be sick.

Benny Newell: What? Are you pregnant, too?

Joe can only shake his head as we head to commercial.

 

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10/27-MVW Battle Creek, MI House Show Results

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Kellogg Arena
Battle Creek, MI
Sunday October 27th, 2019

The final show of the weekend ventured into Michigan with a nine match program that featured the brand new Women’s Champion Sheline Carrigan in the main event.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Battle Creek, MI Results:
MATCH #1-‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker defeated Ninja Kitty with the Evenflow DDT @ 16:25
Walker started quick. Ninja Kitty rallied in the middle when Walker became obsessed with a perceived rules violation and hectored the referee for several minutes. She finally refocused on the match and closed the deal against Ninja Kitty.

MATCH #2-Eric Haywood defeated Ken Kardoucheian (Kardoucheian Empire) with the Haywood Hangover @ 8:42
Even with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann in his corner, Kardoucheian never got it in gear and Haywood picked up his first MVW win.

MATCH #3- People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster defeated The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa- Morris pinned Melissa with the Kentucky Headcrusher @ 11:29
Morris and Foster held off the Hansons and earn themselves another shot at Backman Taylor Powerdrive for the #1 contender spot.

MATCH #4-Pete Howe defeated Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) with the UK Lock @ 6:26
Howe dominated from the opening bell to win.

MATCH #5-The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and Obnoxious French Sports Talk Show Host Dan LeBasterd- Michaels pins D’Hutt after hitting a superkick @ 3:43
The Kings have no problems getting past the French Connection.

MATCH #6-HEARTLAND TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated Rah @ 7:48
Butler came out with the Southern Boys and wrestled his best match in a long time to get himself a title match.

MATCH #7/NON-TITLE- Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated The O’Neders: Rita and Anita- McDermott submitted Rita with the Indian Death Lock @ 14:30
Entertaining match that saw the O’Neders bring their ‘A’ game to the women’s tag champions and the MVFC being up to the challenge.

MATCH #8/NON-TITLE-Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R- Walstreit pinned Triple R with the Stock Market Plunge @ 7:51
Corporate World cruised to relatively easy win over the D.O.W.- who are still trying to get back into prime ring shape.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the Canadian Destroyer @ 12:07
Carrigan struggled a bit with the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ with a sluggish performance the night after she won the title.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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10/28-MVW Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Tonight’s Show (60 minutes)
-Women’s Title Match-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
-Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
–Main Event: Men’s Title Match-Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger

FADE IN:

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LAST WEEK ON MVW’s WRESTLING NIGHT IN THE HEARTLAND ON HOTv:
-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and the Southern Boys throw out a challenge to Rough Justice after they interfered in Dickinson’s match last week. Rough Justice comes out and accepts.
-Rough Justice defeats The Southern Boys with an assist from the MVW Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.
-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell talks about his upcoming match in Chicago against J.J. Bittinger and says Bittinger going to find out why he is the undisputed ‘King of Missouri Valley Wrestling.’
-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) Kellyanne Morris, Bailey Foster, and Delaney Foster do shots before their match. Zeb Morris (Kellyanne’s husband), Dayle Joe Foster (Bailey’s husband), and Ezekiel Walker (Delaney’s fiancée) show up and announce that they too have joined MVW.
-The Kings of Old School’s manager Jackson Horne warns ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 (who has kidnapped his wife Dawn McGill) the last thing he wants is a fully engaged, pissed off Jackson Horne coming after him. Todd the Backstage Technician informs Ultratron-5.1 that McGill escaped. Then the Dark Overlords of Wrestling (Justin Sufferable and Triple R) debut and attack the Kings of Old School.
-Rah defeats Ultratron-5.1 © in a Heartland Title match via count-out.
-MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © retain over Backman Taylor Powerdrive.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday October 28th, 2019
Taped Saturday October 26th
Joseph Gentile Center
Chicago, IL

Announcer: Johnny Suave
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise

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The opening shot is of the ring. The crowd is on their feet and shouting at the top of their lungs as Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall stands at the ready.

Johnny Suave (voiceover over the crowd): Hello wrestling fans. Welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv! We are at the Joseph Gentile Center in Chicago, Illinois! I am Johnny Suave in for Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall who are across town tonight for the High Octane Wrestling show. This is a huge night for pro wrestling here in Chicago. We’ve got three title matches for you.

WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. Sheline Carrigan
-With the help of Coach E.J. Flack, Carrigan has quietly returned to the form she rode to the MVW Title a couple years ago. The Canadian Cyborg took Barbosa-Stevens to the limit the last two times these two women met. Is this the moment Carrigan returns to the top? Or will she fall short once again?
-Barbosa-Stevens has found herself in the middle of her husband’s war with fellow HOW wrestler Scottywood over the past few weeks when the Hardcore Artist broke into the Stevens’s home and tied her to a bed in order to get her husband to agree to a match at HOW’s upcoming Rumble at the Rock. Will Barbosa-Stevens be distracted by all the chaos that Scottywood has brought into her and her husband’s lives? Or can she put everything behind her and get the job done once again?

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Corporate World, Inc: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
-Under the tutelage of ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko, P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit have flourished, winning back the tag belts from the Southern Boys and repelling multiple attempts to relieve them of the tag team title. Banks and Walstreit have jelled into a well-oiled tag team and it will take a herculean effort to take the belts from them. But if any team can do it, the Southern Boys can.
-Despite running into a couple of speedbumps of late, the Southern Boys continue to be serious threats to Corporate World’s title reign. Miller and Williams have also developed into a very good tag team who can brawl with the best of them but are still capable in terms of technical ability. They will want to take Corporate World out of their comfort zone and make them wrestle a style of match that is not their cup of tea.

MEN’S TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Charlie Blackwell has made it to fifteen months as champion and shows no signs of slowing down. Blackwell is in the finest form of his career even though his last title defense against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson on August 30th turned into a quite the battle as the 330 pound Southern Brawler nearly nicked the title from him. Now, he faces J.J. Bittinger who came to MVW from dominating Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling. Can Blackwell continue in his good form and dispatch Bittinger?
-Bittinger made an audacious start to his MVW career by attacking Blackwell in his first appearance back on August 5th. But since then, he’s moved steadily up the ladder. Bittinger defeated Dickinson with a little assistance from Rough Justice and Blackwell to earn his first shot at the MVW Men’s title. Can J.J. win the belt in his first attempt?

Johnny Suave: Let’s go right to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

Kimber raises the microphone.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Our first match of night is a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …and it is for the

Kimber and Crowd: MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING WOMEN’S TITLE!

The noise level becomes deafening. Kimber strains to be heard.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first. The challenger!

“Killer”- Fist

Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
FIN: Canadian Destroyer
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

Flack leads the Canadian Cyborg out. As usual, Carrigan is dressed in red with a Canadian Flag emblazoned onto the front of her wrestling gear.

Carrigan poses on the stage and smiles and nods at her fans who are waving Canadian flags. She then taps Flack on the shoulder and they make their way to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent…

“What Have You Done Now?” – Within Temptation

Kimber Marshall: She is the…MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

Barbosa-Stevens comes out first – followed by her manager Ted Tebow and then Bo and George Stevens.

They pose on the stage. Barbosa-Stevens holds up the women’s title belt.

The camera cuts quickly to a shot of Lisa’s husband and High Octane Wrestling/Defiance Wrestling star Scott Stevens who is watching from the first row behind the barricade.

Johnny Suave (voiceover): Scott Stevens here to see his wife defend the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s title. As you may have heard, Lisa’s match was moved to the opener to make it possible for Scott to see her wrestle tonight because – as you know – this is being taped on a Saturday night and Scott has to drive across town to make it to High Octane Wrestling’s Chaos Four show a little later in the evening.

Barbosa-Stevens leads her entourage down to the ring.

Johnny Suave: The last time these two met, Sheline Carrigan came very close to dethroning Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.   Both women pretty much know their opponents tendencies. There won’t be very many surprises during the match.   Your referee will be Corrina Romanov and we are about ready to go.

Romanov checks with both wrestlers. Then she calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

MATCH ONE/WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. Sheline Carrigan
Barbosa-Stevens and Carrigan step forward.

Johnny Suave: And this match is under way on HOTv.

The crowd buzzes as both women cautiously circle around the ring.

Lock up. Carrigan uses her leg and upper body strength to drive the women’s champion back to the ropes. Lisa slips her leg behind the bottom rope and Romanov calls for the break.

Carrigan gives the clean break and steps back.

Barbosa-Stevens rolls her neck and bounces up and down. Carrigan just glares back in return.

Again, they lock up. Barbosa-Stevens with an arm wringer. Carrigan spins out of it and takes Lisa to the mat.

2nd MINUTE
Carrigan tries to slip on a Trap Leg Dragon Sleeper – Barbosa-Stevens rolls away and grabs the bottom rope. Again a break is called. Again, Carrigan gives a clean break.

Johnny Suave: Both women have a lot of respect for the other. Barbosa-Stevens is trying to stay away from Carrigan’s strength- her power. Carrigan is trying to negate Barbosa-Stevens’s strength- her all-around technical ability.

Third lock up. Again, Carrigan gains the advantage. Side headlock by Carrigan with an eye on a Snap Suplex. Lisa elbows her way out and steps back. She catches Carrigan clean with a roundhouse kick that rocks the Canadian Cyborg.

Barbosa-Stevens sets. She rushes forward and leaps up and slides down Carrigan’s back.

3rd MINUTE
Lisa’s momentum pitches Carrigan back hard to the mat.   Cover.

One…

T- Carrigan kicks out strong and gets right back to her feet.

Lisa slides in behind her – clasps her hands the front of Carrigan – lifts up and takes Carrigan up and back with a Release German Suplex.   Again Carrigan gets right up. Again Lisa slips in behind her. This time, it’s a Backdrop Suplex. Cover.

One…

Two…Carrigan again with a strong kick out.

Carrigan goes for a clothesline. Barbosa-Stevens ducks under and runs the ropes. She comes back and whirls around Carrigan’s neck before spiking her to the mat.

Johnny Suave: Satellite DDT by the women’s champion and she’s going for the win.

4th MINUTE
Barbosa-Stevens hooks the leg.

One…

Two…Carrigan uses her strength to push the women’s champion off of her.

Johnny Suave: Carrigan powers out.

Lisa tumbles to a stop halfway across the ring.

Johnny Suave: We’ve got more of this match coming up in just a few minutes.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. TBD
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha vs. TBD
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH (continued)
…lock up and Barbosa-Stevens looks to work the arm. Carrigan’s not playing along and she slaps Barbosa-Stevens knocking her off balance.

Johnny Suave: Wow!   You could hear that slap all over the arena.

8th MINUTE
The women’s champion fires back with a slap of her own.

Johnny Suave: WHOA! Barbosa-Stevens returns the favor and that pisses off Carrigan.

Carrigan’s enraged and goes to grab her. Barbosa-Stevens hits an enziguri that snaps Carrigan’s head back. She follows with chops, body shots. Carrigan shoves her back and then tosses the champion across the ring.

Johnny Suave: Carrigan’s strength advantage is her biggest weapon. She just flung Barbosa-Stevens across the ring like a rag doll.

Barbosa-Stevens tries to gather herself but Carrigan is right on her. She chokes her out in the ropes. She then drops the women’s champion with a big right hand and sends her down to the mat.

Lisa senses she’s near the ropes and takes the opportunity to roll out to regroup.

Johnny Suave: Smart move by the champion. She had to do something to slow down Carrigan’s momentum.

Carrigan glares at her with her hands on her hips.

9th MINUTE
Carrigan motions for Barbosa-Stevens to get back into the ring.

Finally, referee Corrina Romanov starts a ten count. That gets Lisa’s attention and she returns.

Carrigan fires a pair of right hands that backs Barbosa-Stevens up.   She ducks a third right hand and grabs her by the neck – falls onto her back and pulls Carrigan’s head onto her knees.

Johnny Suave: CODEBREAKER BY BARBOSA-STEVENS AND THAT HURT CARRIGAN!

Carrigan staggers backwards and falls against the ropes. Barbosa-Stevens charges forward and clothesline the challenger over the top rope to the floor.

10th MINUTE
Carrigan lies in a crumpled heap.

Barbosa-Stevens runs the ropes and launches herself in the air with a suicide dive to the floor, crushing the Canadian Cyborg and popping the crowd big.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

The crowd is on their feet and cheering both women.

Quick cut to Scott Stevens. He’s on his feet and pumping his fist in the air.

Johnny Suave: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens as put on an absolute clinic so far. She is putting on a show here tonight.

Barbosa-Stevens climbs back into the ring. Romanov starts a ten count on Carrigan.

11th MINUTE
Romanov hits four…

Carrigan’s back on her feet. She stumbles back to the ring and rolls herself under the bottom rope. Lisa pounces again. She slams Carrigan into the corner turnbuckle. Barbosa-Stevens follows with strikes. She goes to whip Carrigan across – holds on to her and drives her leg into Carrigan’s stomach. Bent over – Barbosa-Stevens bulldogs her face first to the mat.   Rollover and cover.

One…

Two…

Th-NO!

Johnny Suave: Carrigan just kicked out. That was close.

Barbosa-Stevens goes over and locks up Carrigan’s arms.   She lifts and hits a Butterfly Suplex. Carrigan sits back up.

12th MINUTE
Barbosa-Stevens runs the ropes and plants her feet in Carrigan’s back with a Basement Dropkick.

Johnny Suave: Can the champion put away the Canadian Cyborg?

Lisa pulls Carrigan away from the ropes. Cover.

One…

Two…

T-Carrigan gets a shoulder up.

Johnny Suave: Not this time, no.

Lisa hooks the legs this time and tries again.

One…

Two…

T-Carrigan kicks out.

Johnny Suave: Again, Carrigan kicks out and the champion looks a little frustrated.

Barbosa-Stevens whacks the mat with her hand to express her displeasure with the count.

Carrigan rolls to the ropes and grabs the middle rope. She tries to pull herself up.

Barbosa-Stevens waits patiently.

Carrigan gets to her feet. She stumbles forward. Barbosa-Stevens strikes. Turn – grab the back of her neck – sit out to the floor.

Johnny Suave: TOXIC STING!

Lisa moves to cover but…

Johnny Suave: WAIT! BO AND GEORGE STEVENS ARE DOWN!

13th MINUTE
Quick camera cut. Bo and George Stevens are down on the floor and bleeding. So is Barbosa-Stevens’s manager Ted Tebow.

Johnny Suave: WHAT THE HELL?

The crowd goes crazy. Lisa doesn’t pin Carrigan. She stops and notices something is up. She doesn’t see Bo or George or even Tebow.

But she does see…

‘The Hardcore Artist’ Scottywood
High Octane Wrestling Hall of Famer
AGE: 42 / HT 6’5″ WT: 265 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Game Misconduct (Fireman’s Carry into DDT)

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! THAT’S SCOTTYWOOD!

Lisa’s jaw drops. She’s frozen in place.

Johnny Suave: SCOTTYWOOD IS HERE! HE’S GOT A SHOW LATER ON TONIGHT!

Scottywood has his barbed-wire hockey stick – it’s dripping blood from the blade. He begins to step through the ropes- *WHAM*

Johnny Suave: SCOTT STEVENS JUST NAILED SCOTTYWOOD FROM BEHIND!

‘The Scorpion’ Scott Stevens
High Octane Wrestling
AGE: 42 / HT 6’6″ WT: 256 / HOME: Texas
FIN: Toxic Sting

Stevens pulls Scottywood off the ring apron and slams him back first to the floor. The hockey stick goes flying and smacks into the barricade.

Johnny Suave: SCOTT STEVENS JUST YANKED SCOTTYWOOD OFF THE RING APRON AND THEY’R BOTH THROWING DOWN RIGHT NOW ON THE FLOOR!

Stevens opens up a barrage of right hands on Scottywood. The Hardcore Artist rolls Stevens and he starts firing back.

14th MINUTE
MVW security come flying out from the back and race down to ringside.

Dazed, Lisa simply looks out at where her husband and Scottywood are brawling.

Carrigan, still half out of it, gets back to her feet. Running on pure instinct, she sees Barbosa-Stevens – goes up to her – and back body drops her.

Johnny Suave: CARRIGAN’S ALIVE! SHE JUST BACKDROPPED THE CHAMPION!

Scottywood and Stevens continue to beat the ever loving hell out of each other as they make their way back towards the stage. Security try to get in between them but are unable to break up the fight.

Carrigan pulls Barbosa-Stevens – who landed awkwardly and had the wind knocked out of her – to her feet and puts her head between her legs. She jumps up and over and spike the champion’s head to the mat.

Johnny Suave: CANADIAN DESTROYER!

15th MINUTE
Carrigan wastes no time. She rolls Barbosa-Stevens up for the cover.

One…

Two…

THREE! Romanov calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!

Carrigan flops onto her back and covers her eyes. Coach E.J. Flack nearly trips on the bottom rope but climbs in.

Johnny Suave: SHELINE CARRIGAN HAS JUST WON THE WOMEN’S TITLE!

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at fourteen minutes and five seconds – and NEW MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING WOMEN’S CHAMPION. THE CANADIAN CYBORG. SHA-LEEEEEEEN CARRIGAN!

Stevens and Scottywood continue to engage in a fierce battle on the stage.

Medical personnel attend to both Stevens and Ted Tebow at ringside.

Johnny Suave: Unbelievable.

Finally both Stevens and Scottywood disappear to the back.

Johnny Suave: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens had this match completely under control. Then Scottywood shocked everyone – including Barbosa-Stevens – by showing up and that allowed Sheline Carrigan to recover from the Toxic Sting – hit a backdrop on the women’s champion – and then finish her off with the Canadian Destroyer.

Carrigan climbs up on a corner turnbuckle and raises up the women’s title belt. Flack claps his hands and works the crowd.

Behind her, Barbosa-Stevens sits on the mat, completely stunned at what’s just happened.

Johnny Suave: All right. Let’s throw it to the back and Blaire Moise.

HOUSE SHOW REVIEW WITH BLAIRE MOISE
Blaire stands in front of a wall with a MVW banner behind her.

Blaire Moise: Blaire Moise here with another look at some of the big matches that took place over the weekend at the MVW house shows starting with the return of the Korvers and the O’Neders to the women’s tag team ranks.

The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey defeated The O’Neders: Rita and Anita-Kelly pinned Rita with the Korver Krusher @ 15:22
This match marked the return of two of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s long-time tag teams: the Korvers and the O’Neders. Both teams put on a show for the folks in Waukesha and the Korvers come out with the win in their return Friday night in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Kirsten Canfield defeated Poison Penny with the Wheatshocker Deluxe @ 11:02
Not even the presence of the newly formed Dark Overlords of Wresting could push Poison Penny over the top. Canfield booked herself another title opportunity this past Friday night against Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin next week in Hot Springs, Arkansas.

Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Justice submitted Worth with the Muta Lock at 10:17
Rough Justice weren’t really challenged Friday night. Worth and Company rallied late but it was too late. Rough Justice set themselves up for a Tag Team #1 Contender’s match against the loser of Saturday night’s Tag Team title match between champions Corporate World, Inc. and The Southern Boys.

MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Pete Howe and Jack Fraiser- Blackwell submitted Fraiser with the Katahajime @ 8:15
Blackwell and Butler cruised to a relatively easy win- but both men were not on the same page throughout the match. There were words between the two at the end of the match- miscommunications early and often. Blackwell and Butler walked away from each other after the match.

Blaire Moise: So again, communication problems between the Texas team of Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler during their match in Waukesha. Let’s move on to Chicago where ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is making improvements in the Kardoucheian Empire.

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH-The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian defeated People’s Front of Berea (KY): Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker and Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R
The People’s Front of Berea (KY) received a rude welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling Saturday night at the hands of the Dark Overlords of Wrestling as the D.O.W. eliminated the PFB early on in the match. But then the Kardoucheian Empire, with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann at the helm, shocked the D.O.W. (and everyone else) by actually winning the match. Big win – much needed win for the Kardoucheians.

Shizuko Yamazaki defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Cranial Contusion @ 16:56
With Daniel-San now guiding her wrestling career, Shizuko Yamazaki bounces back from a bad patch and picks up a huge win over the Queen of the Trailer Park and moves back up to number 3 in the Women’s rankings.

’Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Jack Fraiser with the Southern Fried Powerbomb @ 15:51
The 330 pound Southern Brawler ground out a win Saturday night over Jack Fraiser and positioned himself into a #1 Contender’s Match against the loser of the Charlie Blackwell-J.J. Bittinger match later on.

HEARTLAND TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated Rah @ 7:48
Sunday night in Battle Creek, Butler came out with the Southern Boys and wrestled his best match in a long time to get himself a title match.

Blaire Moise: That’s all I’ve got for right now. Back to you Johnny.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: Thank you Blaire. We’ll be right back with more right here on HOTv.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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HOW

HOW Presents – Rumble at the Rock 9
November 9th, 2019
Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, California

Infirmary Match for the World Championship
Halitosis © vs. Dan Ryan vs. Cecilworth Farthington

Solitary Confinement Match
Christopher America vs. Michael Lee Best

Prison Yard Match for the LSD Championship
MJ Flair © vs. High Flyer vs. Maximillian Kael vs. Evan Ward

Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens

Guard Tower Match for the Tag Team Championships
The Industry: Lindsay Troy & Eric Dane © vs. The Order Darin Zion & Brian Hollywood

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: Well, not sure how anything’s going to top that last match. Let’s go to the ring for our next contest.

Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Our next match is a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …and it is for the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by General DeBauchery…

“Everlong” – Foo Fighters

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross

“Screw You, We’re From Texas”- Ray Wylie Hubbard

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

Kimber Marshall: They are…THE SOUTHERN BOYS!

Miller and Williams fist bump on the stage. Then they are joined by fellow Southern Boy ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

General DeBauchery leads them down to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents, led to the ring by their manager ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko and his executive assistance Melissa…

Both Guyko and Melissa walk out on to the stage.

P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge

Banks struts out. Walstreit comes out holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

Melissa leads the processing to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Can the Southern Boys do it this time? Can Corporate World continue their stranglehold on the men’s tag team belts? We’re about to find out. Referee Brent Payson calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

MATCH TWO/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
Banks to start for Corporate World – Williams for the Southern Boys. Fast start to the match.

Lock up.

Williams maneuvers Banks to the corner. Loud slap- Williams smacks Banks in the chest with an open palm.

Johnny Suave: Ouch?

Williams tries again – Banks duck under – grabs Williams’s legs – rolls him up from behind. Cover.

One…

Tw- Williams kicks out and gets back to his feet.

Banks hiptosses him back down. Again Williams up. Banks runs the ropes and hits a forearm smash. He jumps up to the top turnbuckle. Leaps. Twisting crossbody takes Williams down. Hook the leg.

One…

Two- Williams again kicks out.

Johnny Suave: Lots of action in the first minute of the match.

2nd MINUTE
Williams up. He kicks Banks in the groin and goes across the ring to tag in Dave Miller.

Johnny Suave: Fast start for Corporate World. Not the way The Southern Boys wanted to start this match.

Miller takes over. He grabs a head full of hair and slams Banks headfirst into the turnbuckle. Banks turns right into a scoop slam. Banks back up. Miller takes him by the back of his head and bulldog Banks to the mat. He covers.

One…

T-Banks easy kick out.

Banks up. Miller scoop lifts him – turns him – and then inverted DDT’s him.   Miller covers.

One…

Two…Banks shoots the shoulder up.

Johnny Suave: This is better from Miller and Williams. More their style.

Miller closes in again. Banks unloads a right hand to the gut. Right hand to the face.

3rd MINUTE
Grabs Miller by the neck – turns him around – drops him with a neckbreaker. He covers.

One…

Two- Miller kicks out.

Banks takes Miller by the hair and drags him over to the corner. Kirk Walstreit tags in. European uppercut spins Miller. Walstreit from behind – grabs Miller and yanks him down from behind – Miller’s back connecting with Walstreit’s knees.

Johnny Suave: LUNGBLOWER! WALSTREIT COVERS.

Payson’s right there.

One…

Two…

T-

Johnny Suave: WILLIAMS MAKES THE SAVE!

Banks jumps in and decks Williams.

Johnny Suave: HERE WE GO!

Williams grabs Banks by the leg and twists him to the mat. Payson jumps in to separate the two.

4th MINUTE
Walstreit kicks Miller in the back. Reaches around from behind – lifts – belly to back suplex and holds on for the pinfall. But Payson is busy trying to get Banks and Williams out of the ring.

Miller finally kicks out and rolls. General DeBauchery pulls him under the bottom rope to the floor.

Williams finally relents and he exits the ring.

Johnny Suave: This is not the match the Southern Boys wanted to wrestle. They want to brawl. They want to scrap. They want to bloody a few noses. Corporate World’s not letting them do that and you can see the frustration mounting in Miller and Williams.

8th MINUTE
Miller and Banks lock up.

Johnny Suave: Banks tagged back in.

Banks and Miller work into a standoff. WIlliams tags in and immediately attacks Banks with strikes. Williams sends Banks into the ropes and wipes him out with a big boot. Cover.

One…

Two…Banks gets the shoulder up.

Williams follows with a suplex.

One…

Two- Banks kicks out. Williams kneels and starts throwing down haymakers. Walstreit goes top turnbuckle and missile dropkicks Williams. Now Miller in. Walstreit cuts him off and whips him over in the corner. Miller gets in a cheap shot and back body drops Walstreit over the top rope.

Johnny Suave: There goes Walstreit right into the waiting arms of ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Not a good place to be…COVER IN THE RING!

Williams hooks the legs.

9th MINUTE
One…

Two…Banks kicks out again.

Johnny Suave: Again, Banks escapes. But Kirk Walstreit is in a world of hurt outside the ring.

The reason for that is ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson is stomping the proverbial mudhole on Walstreit.

Williams pulls Banks up and turns him as if he’s going to hit a neckbreaker. But Miller comes off the top turnbuckle as Williams drops down and drives Banks to the mat. Cover…

One…

Two…

TH-NO! Miller looks down and can’t believe Banks kicks out.

Payson starts a count on Miller to exit the ring. Williams whips Banks into the ropes and kicks him in the gut. Side headlock by Williams. DDT!   Cover.

One…

Two- Banks shoots the shoulder up.

Johnny Suave: HERE COMES THE KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
FIN: Gut Check
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 224 / HOME: Cincinnati, OH
FIN: Brainbuster
The Foul Pole Andy Golatta
AGE: 45 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 274 / HOME: Warsaw, Poland
FIN: Foul Pole
Manager: Jackson C. Horne

10th MINUTE
Michaels and Gibson-Lane attack Dickinson. Michaels snaps off a superkick. Gibson-Lane drops him with the King’s Landing. That takes care of the 330 pound Southern Brawler.

The commotion pulls Miller and Williams’s attention away from Banks. Miller shouts at the Kings from inside the ring. Williams goes over to the ropes and he points a finger at them.

Banks back to his feet.   Standing dropkick to Miller sends him up and over the top rope. Williams turns around. Banks leaps – headlock – spin – spike to the mat.

Johnny Suave: STOCK MARKET OVERDRAFT!

Miller tries to get back to the ring- he’s held back by Michaels and Gibson-Lane. Then the Foul Pole wades in. He throws a punch aimed for Miller’s stomach that misses – south – and crushes his testicles.

Cover.

One…

Two…

THREE

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall climbs in the ring while Corporate World, Inc. celebrates another successful title defense.

Kimber Marshall: The winners at nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds and STILL MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! CORPORATE WORLD, INCORPORATED!

Johnny Suave: Banks and Walstreit get the win here on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

Outside the ring, The Southern Boys and the Kings of Old School are brawling.

Cue MVW Security – they’ve had a very busy evening already – as they stream back down to ringside.

Johnny Suave: Coming up next, Charlie Blackwell defends the MVW title versus J.J. Bittinger. Can J.J. put an end to Charlie Blackwell’s fifteen month title reign? Here is J.J.’s first MVW appearance.

(REPLAY: 8/5/2019- MVWA 92: J.J. Bittinger’s first MVW Appearance)

Kirsten has Charlie Blackwell with her. He’s got the MVW title belt over his shoulder.

Kirsten Canfield: Now that you know who your opponent will be in three weeks, what do you think?

Charlie Blackwell: Bill Dickinson is a tough, tough man. I think he presents a-

Kirsten squeals when Blackwell is suddenly tackled by someone rushing onto the shot.

Johnny Suave: THAT’S GOT TO BE DICKINSON! HE’S GOING AFTER BLACKWELL-

The man stands up.

It’s NOT Dickinson.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! That’s…Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling Champion J.J. Bittinger! What is he doing here?

He’s laying a beat down on Charlie Blackwell, that’s what. Bittinger flails away with both hands on the helpless Blackwell.

Johnny Suave: I THINK WE’VE JUST SEEN RAY McAVAY’S FIRST SIGNING TO MVW!

Security arrive and they dive in to separate the two men.

Johnny Suave: We’ll be back with our main event, right after this.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Pete Howe
5. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Yosemite Samantha
3. Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Poison Penny
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Victoria McGill
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: Welcome back to Wrestling Night in the Heartland. It’s been wild night here in Chicago. Let’s right to the ring and Kimber Marshall to introduce our main event.

Cut to Kimber in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Our next match is one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …and it is for the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING MEN’S TITLE!

She pauses as the crowd carry on for a few seconds.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing the challenger…

“Whiskey Man”- Molly Hatchet

Bittinger slowly walks out onto the stage.

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
FIN: Bear Hug

He nods and starts his way towards the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent…

“Texas Kind of Way” – Cody Johnson Band

Kimber Marshall: He is the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING MEN’S CHAMPION!

Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas comes out first. Dallas holds up a placard that reads ‘Charlie Wrestling!’

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime

Blackwell walks out next with the Men’s title belt over his shoulder. He turns his back and shows off his robe which also says ‘Charlie Wrestling’ on the back.

Johnny Suave: No ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. If you were with us earlier, Blackwell and Butler did not see eye to eye this weekend when they wrestled in a tag match in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

Dallas and Blackwell walk to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Davey Keels will be your referee. We will be here on HOTv for the duration of this match- even if it goes over our allotted time.

Keels calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: And we are under way.

MAIN EVENT/MVW MEN’S TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
Bittinger shoots across the ring. Blackwell slides to the right and Bittinger just misses a single-leg takedown.

Both men circle.

They lock up and work to the ropes. Keels calls for the clean break and both men separate.

Lock up again. Side headlock by Blackwell. Counter by Bittinger for his own side headlock. Blackwell counters back. Hiptoss to the mat by the champion. Bittinger jumps up. Blackwell forward – high knee connects. Cover.

One…

Tw- Bittinger kicks out.

Blackwell snap slams Bittinger back down. He covers.

One…

Tw-Bittinger again kicks out.

Blackwell delivers a chop.

2nd MINUTE
Bittinger swings Blackwell around and unloads an open hand right to the chest. Blackwell tries to counter. Bittinger fights it and cradles the champion.

One…

T- Blackwell kicks out.

Bittinger picks up the pace. Blackwell follows with chops. Bittinger hits a spin kick. The champion counters back. He trips Bittinger. Connects with the back handspring kick that sends Bittinger reeling across the ring.

Bittinger calls a time out and exits under the bottom ropes.

Blackwell chooses not to wait. He goes top turnbuckle and suicide dives Bittinger on the outside. Blackwell posts Bittinger and goes back in.

3rd MINUTE
Bittinger back in the ring. He sprints forward and clocks Blackwell with a flying forearm. Blackwell fights back and makes the ropes.

Bittinger keeps up the pressure with leg kicks. He shoots and gets a single leg takedown on Blackwell. Moonsault to the knee by Bittinger. Bittinger back outside. He slingshots over the top rope and delivers a slingshot forearm. Bittinger scrambles over for the cover.

One…

Two-Blackwell gets a shoulder up.

Blackwell gets back up and fires back with chops. Bittinger answers back with chops. Blackwell fires right hands back. Bittinger floors him with a bicycle kick. Back handspring elbow follows.

4th MINUTE
Bittinger rushes across and hits a running shooting star press.   Cover.

One…

Two- Blackwell kicks out and rolls out to the floor.

Bittinger doesn’t let up and follows with the springboard moonsault to the floor.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Blackwell talks with Dallas. Keels starts a ten count.

The champion waits as long as he can before he climbs back into the ring.

Bittinger pounces. He unleashes a flurry of kicks- Blackwell’s left in a sitting position. Bittinger off the ropes and clocks Blackwell with a shining wizard. Cover.

One…

Tw-Blackwell gets a shoulder up.

5th MINUTE
Bittinger hits a standing corkscrew press. Cover…

One…

Tw-Blackwell kicks out. He again rolls out of the ring to confer with Haley Dallas.

Johnny Suave: This is the first time in a long time that Charlie Blackwell looks a little out of sorts. J.J. Bittinger is not backing down one bit from him. J.J. Bittinger has Charlie Blackwell in a bit of distress here.

Bittinger paces back and forth waiting. Keels gives Blackwell a couple extra seconds before starting a ten count.

6th MINUTE
Blackwell back in. Bittinger immediately goes for a front kick. Blackwell catches the foot – slips his arm behind Bittinger’s neck – locks in a leg and drives him face first to the mat.

Johnny Suave: BLACKWELL HITS THE DARK MATTER.

Blackwell rolls him over.

One…

Two…Bittinger kicks out.

Blackwell to the ropes. Disaster kick knocks Bittinger back down. Cover.

One…

Tw-Bittinger gets the shoulder up.

Blackwell rolls Bittinger on his back and slaps on a single leg crab.

Johnny Suave: This is a smart move on Blackwell’s part. He’s going to slow down the match and take a little wind out of J.J.’s sails.

7th MINUTE
Bittinger rocks back and forth to try to get loose.

He finally starts inching towards the ropes.

Johnny Suave: It has been all J.J. Bittinger since the first minute of the match. Charlie Blackwell has the single leg crab locked on and he’s got Bittinger stuck. Can the challenger get to the ropes?

Bittinger gets closer. Blackwell tries to dig in his heels. But J.J. grabs the bottom rope and Keels calls for the break.

Back to square one. Both men circle.

8th MINUTE
Lock up. Arm wringer won by Blackwell. Bittinger counters back with an arm wringer of his own. He hits an enziguri and shoves Blackwell into the corner. Bittinger leaps on Blackwell’s back for a lung blower. Cover.

One…

Two-

Blackwell kicks out and rakes the eyes.

Blackwell steps out to the ring apron and slingshot DDTs Bittinger. Blackwell follows with stomps. Bittinger swats Blackwell’s leg aside and fires back with speedball kicks and a head kick. Again, Blackwell takes a powder to the outside.

Again, Bittinger goes top turnbuckle and hits a moonsault to the floor.

9th MINUTE
They brawl to the ring. Bittinger jumps up on the ring apron but misses the double kneed moonsault. Now Blackwell goes top turnbuckle and hits the frog splash to the floor.

He drags Bittinger back to the ring and rolls him in. Blackwell looks for a tiger driver. Bittinger counters out of the move. Bittinger launches himself into a hurricanrana. Cover.

One…

Two- Blackwell gets the shoulder up.

Bittinger thinks about going for the bear hug. Then he goes with kicks. Belly to belly suplex. Cover.

One…

Two…

Th-Blackwell JUST kicks out. Bittinger can’t believe it.

Johnny Suave: This just isn’t Charlie’s night. But Bittinger has got to find a way to put him away.

10th MINUTE
Bittinger does exactly that. He pulls Blackwell up – wraps his arms around him – squeezes as hard as he can.

Johnny Suave: BEAR HUG!

Blackwell flails about and tries to get loose.

Johnny Suave: THIS COULD BE IT!…WAIT!

A big blur hits the ring with a steel chair. *CRRRACK*

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! ‘REDNECK’ BILL DICKINSON JUST RAN DOWN AND TOOK OUT J.J. BITTINGER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Keels immediately calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: J.J. BITTINGER JUST WON THE MATCH BUT CHARLIE BLACKWELL WILL RETAIN THE TITLE. DICKINSON LOST A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S MATCH TWO WEEKS AGO IN CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS WHEN BLACKWELL CAME OUT AND HELPED BITTINGER! I THINK DICKINSON JUST GOT A LITTLE PAYBACK!

Dickinson stomps away at Bittinger on the mat.

Blackwell gathers his bearings.

Dickinson drags Bittinger up and sets him for a Southern Fried Powerbomb. But Blackwell grabs the chair. *CRRRACK*

Johnny Suave: BLACKWELL NAILS DICKINSON WITH THE CHAIR.

Dickinson drops Bittinger and falls to all fours. Blackwell raises the chair to hit him again – but…

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
FIN: Texas Lariat

Johnny Suave: HOLD ON! ‘COWBOY’ DAN BUTLER IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING. WHAT DOES HE WANT?

Butler hits the ring and gives Dickinson a swift kick to the underbelly. He then asks Charlie for the chair.

Blackwell’s not 100% sure. But he hands the chair to Butler anyways.

Butler raises the chair to whack Dickinson in the back. He brings it down and *CRRRACK*

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! HE JUST TOOK OUT BLACKWELL WITH THE CHAIR!

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross
THEME MUSIC: “Everlong” – Foo Fighters
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
THEME MUSIC: “Screw You, We’re From Texas”- Ray Wylie Hubbard
MGR: General DeBauchery

The rest of the Southern Boys arrive and they join Butler in beating down on Blackwell.

Johnny Suave: ‘COWBOY’ DAN BUTLER TURNED ON CHARLIE BLACKWELL! HE’S NOW WITH THE SOUTHERN BOYS! THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE. THUNDERBOLT AND HALL WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK! SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON HOTv!

The beatdown continues as the show ends.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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