Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Tony’s Pizza Events Center
Sunday March 29th, 2020
The final show of MVW’s travels through Kansas landed hundreds of miles to the west in Salina, Kansas for a big 12 match show featuring TWO title changes.
Also on the bill, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger, newcomer Rick Brennan, ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and the Women’s Tag Team champions Missouri Valley Fight Club.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Salina, KS Results:
MATCH #1-Denver McMasters defeated Mr. Gas @ 3:15
–McMasters took on Mr. Gas- a local wrestler dressed as an old school, 1950’s gas station attendant, and got the win via submission with the McMaster’s Lock.
MATCH #2-“Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated Eliza Rose @ 8:46
-Iris downed Rose after hitting the Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper in her first Women’s Heartland Division match.
Before the next match, an organ heralds the beginning of the classic Billy Joel song ‘Captain Jack’ which in turn brings the venerable Captain Jack Darrow out for the next match.
MATCH #3-Rick Brennan defeated Captain Jack Darrow @ 4:36
–The 48 year old Brennan picks up his first win in the Men’s Heartland Division using the Iron Claw to wear down and pin Captain Jack.
MATCH #4-‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Dr. Ardis Rectum, M.D. @ 12:20
–In a #3 vs. #4-Women’s Heartland Division match, The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl takes on MVW’s wresting proctologist and hit the Pizza Cutter to get the victory.
MATCH #5-J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger defeated John O’Reilly @ 11:11
–Bittinger and O’Reilly treated the fans to a wild brawl. Both men landed heavy shots and the momentum swung massively back and forth until Bittinger finally grabbed the Bear Hug to submit O’Reilly for the win. Bittinger rises up to #3 in the Men’s Heartland Division. O’Reilly falls to #4.
MATCH #6-The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeated The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe @ 9:40
–MVW welcomed back the Pinups for a one off match against the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Title The O’Neders. Both teams put on a good show for the fans. The O’Neders pick up the win hitting That Thing They Do to pin James.
MATCH #7-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Bob Zardoz @ 1:31
–Blackwell came out in a non-nonsense mood and wiped out the oddly dressed Zardoz in a brief match. Blackwell slapped on the Katahajime to finish Zardoz off and get the victory.
MATCH #8-Christa Carmondy defeated Missy Barnes @ 3:45
–Carmondy tuned up for next week’s big match against Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with a comfortable win over Barnes. Christa hit the Mean Girl Crush to get the pinfall.
MATCH #9-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Bobby Ricky Michaels/Marty Gibson-Lane/Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks vs. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker/Brad Company/Average Joe and ‘No Frill’s Chris Escondido – no contest @ 1:35
–For the second night in a row, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 led out a squad of look-a-likes and attacked the SEC causing referee Ron Martin to throw the match out.
MATCH #10-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott and ‘Missouri Valley Original’ Shanna Barrett defeated The Hanson Sisters: Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa @ 16:33
–Making up for the debacle that took place in the previous match, the MVFC welcomed another old friend back for one night- Shanna Barrett and took on the Hanson Sisters in another wild, out of control free for all. The Tag Champs plus Barrett get the win via count-out after all three Hanson Sisters were laid out on the floor.
MATCH #11-Women’s Heartland Title: Kirsten Canfield defeated Victoria McGill © @ 13:30 to win the Women’s Heartland Title for the second time.
–Canfield’s best attribute is her ability to counter’punch’. That’s exactly what she did to drive Tori McGill bat crap crazy throughout the match. McGill became more and more desperate and made a big mistake allowing Canfield to hit the Wheatshocker Deluxe to win the Women’s Heartland title.
MAIN EVENT/Men’s Heartland Title: Pete Howe defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler © @ 24:49 to win the Men’s Heartland Title
–There wouldn’t be two title changes on the night, would there? Pete Howe and Dan Butler warred for nearly twenty-five minutes in a no holds barred bloodfest between two men who wanted that Heartland title. In the end, Howe wore out Butler and submitted him with the UK Lock to win the Men’s Heartland title.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 4th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: Dark Overlords of Wrestling vs. The Sports Entertainment Corporation
#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: Average Joe vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The O’Neders
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. Christa Carmondy
April 5th– MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
-‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin vs. TBD
–‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith vs. TBD
April 10th – John Macinnes Student Ice Arena / Houghton, MI
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland Title: Victoria McGill vs. TBD
#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. TBD
April 11th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 12th – K.B. Willett Ice Arena / Stevens Point, WI
Women’s Heartland Title: Kirsten Canfield© vs. TBD
Men’s Heartland Title: Pete Howe © vs. TBD
April 18th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team Title: TBD
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: TBD
Men’s Tag Team Title Match: The Southern Boys © vs. TBD
Men’s Title Match: ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. TBD
April 19th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
April 26th – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
April 27th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
April 28th – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
May 2nd – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL