3/16-Wrestling Night in the Heartland

-Replay of Kellie Burkowski’s interview with challenger Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Barbosa-Stevens thinks the match will end cleanly, one way or the other.
-MATCH #1- The SEC (P.M.C. Banks/Kirk Walstreit) defeated Truckin’ Average Company (Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company)
-CSPN reporters interview the ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko after the win. They’re still pissed over losing the belts to the Southern Boys.
-Kellie Burkowski interviews ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and her manager Coach E.J. Flack. Flack says if Carrigan can Narfle the Garthok, she can overcome any challenge that’s thrown her way.
-MATCH #2-Average Joe vs. Buckshot Henderson- no contest when the SEC’s Bobby Ricky Michaels/Marty Gibson-Lane attack Average Joe and lays out both men.
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is happy with Michaels/Gibson-Lane and brought in their manager Jackson C. Horne to work with them.
-Horne starts chirping about his soon-to-be ex-wife Dawn McGill and gets cut off by MVW CEO Ray McAvay.
-MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © to win the title for the third time.

Cut to the opening music/video montage of wrestlers, wrestling action.


Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday March 16th, 2020
Taped Saturday March 14th, 2020
Tyson Events Center
Sioux City, IA

Announcer: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall

Hall and ThunderboltKellie and Kimber
Rick Hall, Thunderbolt Smith, Kellie Burkowski, Kimber Marshall

Cut right to Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall in the middle of the ring.

The crowd is on their feet and making lots of noise.

Thunderbolt Smith: Hello and welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv!


Thunderbolt Smith: We are here tonight at the Qwest Center in Sioux City, Iowa for a night of minor league wrestling right here in the heartland. With me as always, ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick gives an Orange Cassidy style half-assed wave.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens won the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Title for the third time. Barbosa-Stevens and Sheline Carrigan were on the way to having a classic match when this happened.

(LAST WEEK: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens)

Carrigan staggers to the corner. Barbosa-Stevens follows and goes for the kill but-

Rick Hall: We’ve got company!

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S CHRISTA CARMONDY!

Carmondy in the ring. She’s got brass knuckles? – Carrigan nearly back to her feet. Barbosa-Stevens unaware of what’s going on behind her. Carmondy rushes forward – winds up with her right hand. Bo Stevens shouts – Lisa turns – sees Carmondy coming – she ducks out of the way.


Carrigan’s unconscious before she hits the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy just took out the Women’s champion with brass knuckles.

Rick Hall: Mr. McMann made it clear that she thought Christa should get the title shot instead of Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Didn’t think Carmondy would interfere in the match.

Bo and George Stevens wake up referee Romanov. Barbosa-Stevens rolls up Carrigan.

Romanov sees her. Count.






Rick Hall: Carmondy blatantly cost Sheline Carrigan the title and the Canadian Cyborg was not happy at all afterwards.

(VIDEO-Friday Night’s House Show in Mason City, Iowa)

Christa Carmondy stands victorious over Yosemite Samantha following their match with a little assist from Women’s Heartland Champion Victoria McGill and Poison Penny.   The trio celebrate in the ring.

‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan hits the ring with Coach E.J. Flack in tow and spears McGill, sending her through the ropes and to the floor.

Carmondy’s jaw drops. She immediately slides out of the ring on the opposite side.

Carrigan hops up and boots Poison Penny in the gut. She puts her head in between her knees and leaps up and over, spiking Penny with the Canadian Destroyer.

Carmondy sees it all. She takes off for the back.

Carrigan climbs out of the ring and goes over to McGill. She puts McGill’s head in between her knees and leaps up and over again, spiking the Women’s Heartland champion as well with the Canadian Destroyer.


Thunderbolt Smith: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens herself was not happy with the interference as well.

(VIDEO: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens Interview)

Kellie Burkowski speaks with Lisa after her match.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: . . . it’s good to be the Women’s champion again but I has a big problem with the way it went down.

Kellie Burkowski: How so?

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Christa Carmondy had no business coming to the ring and interfering in the match. I believe Sheline Carrigan wanted to win the match cleanly. I know I wanted to win the title cleanly. But again, the SEC has to stick their nose into everyone’s business and because of that- what happened tonight is what happened.


Thunderbolt Smith: So what now? Carrigan will get a chance to get her hands on Christa Carmondy on March 21st in Normal, Illinois

Rick Hall: Christa Carmondy may have a tiger on her tail now. Carrigan’s never been overly aggressive inside the ring. Carmondy may have awakened a different side of Sheline Carrigan she may regret waking up.   I would not want to be in the same ring with the Canadian Cyborg right now, that’s for sure.

Thunderbolt does a quick rundown of tonight’s show.

-Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot

-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)

-MAIN EVENT-TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH: The Southern Boys vs. The SEC vs. Truckin’ Average Company

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell and Dickinson.

Rick Hall: You know Dickinson is going to want to get back to the top and get his hands on the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s champion ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews. You know Charlie Blackwell is itching to get back into title contention. This should be a real clash of titans here between two men who both want the same thing.

Thunderbolt Smith: And the Triple Threat Tag Match?

Rick Hall: It’s going to be a zoo. I’m curious to see if Truckin’ Average Company can not only compete in this type of fracas but tilt the result in their favor.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll find out later on tonight. But first, let’s go to the ring for our first match of the evening.



-Bowling Green, Ohio


-Magnolia, Arkansas


Both wrestlers in the ring. Kimber Marshall does the in-ring introductions.

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 35 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter (DDP Cutter)

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 118 / HOME: Magnolia, AR
FIN: White Trash Compactor (Inverted Body Crunch)
VALETS: The White Trash Posse (Shayne and Jaxson)

Thunderbolt Smith: Referee Brenda Qualls is the woman in charge. But this is a big match tonight for both women. Tessa Martin has struggled some coming back. Lani Harlot has also dropped down in the rankings.

Rick Hall: Both women are on the bubble and could end up moving down to the Women’s Heartland division based on the result of this match.

Qualls checks both women and calls for the bell.


Tess rushes right out at the bell. Brief lock up. Tess taken down with an arm drag.   Lani pops back up and poses. Shayne and Jaxson cheer from the outside.

Second lock up – Tess with a side headlock. That doesn’t last long as Harlot sends her to the ropes. Tess shoulder blocks Lani coming off the ropes and sends her tumbling to the mat. Harlot looks almost shocked when she gets back to her knees. She calls Qualls over to her and complains about Tess.

Thunderbolt Smith: What the hell is she complaining about?

Rick Hall: That looked like a perfectly good shoulder block to me.

Qualls dismisses Harlot’s complaint and tells her to wrestle.

Both women circle. Lock up. Arm wringer by Tess into a full on arm drag.

Tess drives the edge of her shoulder into Lani’s shoulder at the joint of her left arm. And she does it again.

Side headlock by Tess. Lani tries to punch her way out. Another punch by Lani – Tess holds the headlock.

Lani grabs Tess by the back of her hair and throws her into the ropes. Harlot to the deck – Tess hops over and continues on. Lani leaps up – lays out and connects with a beautiful drop kick. Tess to the mat.

Lani gets up and poses for her White Trash Posse. Unfortunately, she doesn’t see that Tess has also hopped back up. Shayne and Jaxson try to warn her. Lani finally turns and eats a wicked clothesline.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lani needs to stop posing and get to work. Tess will beat you if you screw around.

Rick Hall: She will. Tess so desperately wants a victory and try to climb the Women’s rankings again.

Tess picks Lani up and nails her with forearm. Irish whip – no – Lani reverses and sends Tess to the ropes. Hip toss by Lani – blocked. Knee to the gut by Tess. Swinging neckbreaker takes Harlot down. Cover.


Tw-Harlot kicks out.

Tess tries to go for the killshot but Lani blocks the Pizza Cutter and falls back into a corner. Tess follows and drives a knee to the midsection again.   Tess climbs up to rain down punches – Lani goes the low route and stops her. Lani walks out and drops Tess face first onto the top turnbuckle.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lani with the nice counter and stops Tessa in her tracks.

Rick Hall: Face first into the turnbuckle may activate Tessa’s dental plan.

Lani rushes forward for a clothesline – Tess ducks. But Lani connects the second time and Tess crashes to the mat. But instead of following up, Lani again stops and poses for the White Trash Posse.

Rick Hall: Incredible impact on that clothesline.

Thunderbolt Smith: But Harlot is posing when she should be pressing the attack.

Something that’s not lost on Shayne and Jaxson who shout at Lani to keep going.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll be back with more right after these messages right here on HOTv.




March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team: The O’Neders vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: The Southern Boys © vs. The SEC
–Men’s Title Match: ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. Average Joe
March 22nd – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 27th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
March 28th – Adhearn Field House / Manhattan, KS
March 29th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
April 4th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: TBD
–Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. TBD

April 5th– MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
April 10th – John Macinnes Student Ice Arena / Houghton, MI
April 11th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 12th – K.B. Willett Ice Arena / Stevens Point, WI
April 18th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 19th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)


MATCH (continued)
…Harlot lays the boots to Tess.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we’re back.

Harlot drops and covers.


Tw- Tess gets a shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lateral press gets a one count.

Rick Hall: Tess still has plenty of life left.

Tess to the ropes. She gets to her knees in time for Harlot to drive her knee into Tess’s midsection.

Tess now draped over the ropes. Lani presses down and chokes her on the middle rope. Qualls immediately starts a five count. Lani relents at four and steps back. Tess falls on her back.

Lani steps on her chest and tells Qualls to make the pinfall.


Tess immediately rolls away.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Queen of the Trailer Park surely didn’t think that would pin the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl.

Rick Hall: Lani needs to focus because Tess can find a way to win this.

Double axe-handle by Harlot – Tess back on the deck. Right hand by Lani. Another right hand.

Thunderbolt Smith: Either way, the momentum has shifted to Harlot.

Harlot drops and covers.


Two…Tess kicks out.

Tess back to a sitting position – Harlot takes a front facelock.

Moving and wiggling, Tess tries to escape.

She fights to her feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can she do it?

Elbow to Lani’s gut. The second one breaks the hold. Tess to the ropes – Lani misses with a wild right hand. Right hand by Tess. Left hand. Knee to the gut by Tess.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here comes the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl.

Rick Hall: Can she do it?

Lani’s head between her legs – pick up – Harlot flips out. Knee to the gut by Harlot stops Tess’s run. Swinging neckbreaker by Harlot.

Thunderbolt Smith: No.

Lani mounts her. She brings Tess’s legs back – grabs her arms – bends Tess back as far as she can go.


Rick Hall: I think that’s going to be all.

Tess fights it but Lani’s got it synched in tight. She shakes her head no.

Then she finally gives up and taps.


Harlot releases the hold and Tess falls face first to the mat.

Kimber Marshall back in the ring.

WINNER: “Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot @ 12:01 (edited to 8:15 for television)

Thunderbolt Smith: The ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin gave it everything she had but the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot prevails here on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

Kellie Burkowski interviews a very unhappy manager E.J. Flack and his client Sheline Carrigan.

Kellie Burkowski: E.J. Obviously, Sheline is upset on the way she lost the Women’s Title last week.

E.J. Flack: You know, I pride myself on thinking that I’ve prepared for any eventuality. And then something like this happens. Christa Carmondy had no business coming to the ring and interjecting herself into the match.

Carrigan shakes her head no.

Kellie Burkowski: What do you intend to do then?

E.J. Flack: Kellie, there will be consequences. So now, Sheline’s first focus is going to be enacting a pound of flesh from Christa. And then we’ll deal with the title. NARFLE THE GARTHOK!


Flack and Carrigan exit.


-The Southern Boys: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams in action.

-The SEC: P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, Bobby Ricky Michaels in action

-Truckin’ Average Company: Average Joe, Ken Worth-American Trucker, Brad Company

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Big three team tag team match coming up later on tonight. But first, let’s go back to Kellie Burkowski who has ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell with her.

Kellie has the former MVW Men’s Champion with her.

Kellie Burkowski: Charlie. Tonight is a big opportunity for you.

Charlie Blackwell: Yes it is, Kellie. It’s been four months since I lost the belt I held for sixteen months to J.J. Bittinger and I’ll be the first one to admit that I’ve been in a bit of a slump ever since. Tonight. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. He returns to the ring after an injury so you are going to see a match between two men who both have the same desire- to wear the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s title belt.

Kellie Burkowski: Do you think you are ready to take the next step and get back into title contention?

Charlie Blackwell: I sure hope so, Kellie. I’ve been working real hard in the gym, trying to work my way back to the level of performance that led me to be the champion for sixteen months. But again, the man I’ll be facing is in a similar situation. It’s not going to be easy. We’ll work our ass off and see what happens tonight.

Blackwell departs.

Kellie Burkowski: That’s all for now. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: And speaking of the aforementioned Charlie Blackwell, both he and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson are already in the ring for our next match.



-Dallas, Texas


-Troy, Alabama


Kimber Marshall is in the ring for the introductions.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime
Valet: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb

Thunderbolt Smith: Huge match here. Charlie Blackwell is ranked #2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson is ranked #3. The winner of this match will face the loser of the ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews-Average Joe Men’s title match that takes place this Saturday night in Normal, Illinois. Can Blackwell get back into title contention? Will Dickinson win and set himself up for a chance to get payback on Matthews for having him taken out?

Rick Hall: It’s going to be a tough one. It depends on how Dickinson responds being back in the ring after the injury.

Referee Brent Payson will be the man in charge of the match. He does the pre-match check and calls for the bell.


Dickinson comes out hot and heavy. Blackwell circles away from him.

Lock up. Dickinson drives Blackwell to a corner. Chop by Dickinson. Chop number two by Dickinson. Blackwell tries to slip out but Dickinson pushes him back to the ropes.   Whip across the ring by Dickinson – he steps into an elbow that decks Blackwell.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson looks good.

Rick Hall: He’s doing what Bill Dickinson does.

Backhand by Dickinson – Blackwell ducks. Boot to the gut by Charlie. He drops to his back and shoots a right hand to the jaw. Dickinson takes a step back and turns his back on Blackwell. Blackwell takes his legs and lifts them up – Dickinson hangs halfway across the top rope. Brent Payson comes over and tells Blackwell to break. Charlie shrugs and then boots Dickinson in the crotch before letting him fall to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell takes a shortcut.

Rick Hall: Charlie desperately wants to win.

Dickinson rolls all the way through – under the bottom rope – to the floor. The big man bends over and tries to catch his breath.

Blackwell hops up and down and tries to keep loose.

Dickinson back up to the apron. Blackwell right there – he goes to flip Dickinson back in – blocked. Blackwell to the corner – turnbuckle – leaps and connects with a Disaster kick. Dickinson falls off the apron back to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell is taking an aggressive approach.

Rick Hall: I think Dickinson is a little surprised by Blackwell’s strategy.

Blackwell races back to the turnbuckle – he leaps from the top – Dickinson moves and Blackwell hits the floor hard.

Blackwell tries to get back to his hands and knees. Dickinson walks over and pulls him up by the hair – whips Blackwell into the steel steps. Blackwell ends up in a sitting position.

Dickinson lays the boots over and over – Payson starts a ten count. Dickinson pulls Blackwell up again and whips him into the steel barricade. Then as Payson hits three, Dickinson rolls back into the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: He’ll take the count-out win.

Rick Hall: Yes he will. The only thing that matters to Dickinson is getting to the #1 contender’s match- no matter how it happens.

Blackwell pulls himself up and makes it back to the ring in time.

Dickinson is there and helps him back in. He lifts him up – and slams him down with a vertical suplex. Cover.


Tw-Blackwell shoots the shoulder up.

Dickinson up and steps on Blackwell’s fingers.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ow.

Rick Hall: There’s the Bill Dickinson we all know and love.

Dickinson pulls Dickinson up – drives him face first back to the mat. Again Dickinson up. Right hand by Dickinson staggers Blackwell and he lands against the top rope. Dickinson rears back . . .


. . . and nails the open hand shot to Blackwell.


Chop by Dickinson. Blackwell holds on to the top rope for dear life. Dickinson whips him across the ring – follows – drives the knee into the midsection again. Blackwell rolls to the mat. Stomp. Cover.



T-NO! Blackwell again gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson is just grinding Charlie Blackwell up.

Rick Hall: He looks like he never took the time off, Thunderbolt. This is vintage Bill Dickinson.

Blackwell gets back to all fours – Dickinson sends him back down with a clubbing right hand. Rolls Blackwell over – cover.



T-Kick out by Blackwell!

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell kicks out just in time. We’ll have the conclusion of this match after these commercial messages on HOTv.




High Octane Wrestling Presents: March to Glory
Saturday March 28th, 2020
Roman Coliseum
Rome, Italy

HOW World Title Match
Cecilworth Farthington © vs. Teddy Palmer

LSD Title Match
Max Kael © vs. Alex Redding vs. Deacon vs. Chris Kostoff

Tag Team Title Match
Group of Death: Dan Ryan and Lindsay Troy © vs. Hollywood Bruvs: Mikey Unlikely and Jesse Kendrix vs. 24K: Perfection and Andy Murray vs. The eGG Bandits: Cancer Jiles and Doozer vs. HATE: Scott Woodson and Damien Ryan

Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match
Turn-It-Up-Express vs. MJ Flair and High Flyer

Scott Stevens vs. Brian Hollywood



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MATCH (continued)
Blackwell chops Dickinson in the corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we’re back. Charlie Blackwell is chopping away at the big man in the corner right now.

Blackwell with another chop – Dickinson no-sells it and shoves Blackwell halfway across the ring.

Rick Hall: Charlie is so good technically but Dickinson is at another level strength wise.

But that doesn’t stop Charlie from walking right back up to the Redneck and uncorking a right hand.

Dickinson’s momentarily stunned – momentarily. Then he hauls off and blasts Blackwell with a right hand that sends him reeling into the ropes. But Charlie comes right back and uses the momentum from the ropes to drive a forearm to Dickinson’s chin.

Thunderbolt Smith: Whoa. Dickinson backed up a step.

Rick Hall: That won’t last long.

It doesn’t. Dickinson fakes the right and then delivers the big boot to the groin.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ow.

Rick Hall: They don’t call him the 330 pound Southern Brawler for nothing. He knows all the shortcut.

Blackwell painfully falls back to the corner. Dickinson charges in – Blackwell hops up onto the ropes – Dickinson rams into the turnbuckle – Blackwell up and over.

Thunderbolt Smith: SUNSET FLIP!


Tw- Dickinson crashes his boots against the side of Blackwell’s head and escapes.

Both men up – Blackwell forward – Dickinson ducks the lariat. Dickinson off the ropes – snap slam by Blackwell. Hook the leg – cover.


Tw- Kick out by Dickinson.

Both men up again. Dickinson charges right into an elbow. He backs up – Blackwell to the top – missile dropkick drives Dickinson to the ropes. Blackwell forward – drop toe hold sends Dickinson face down. Blackwell jumps right down.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell for the Katahajime!

Blackwell tries to get his arms and legs in position – Dickinson fights out. Boot by Dickinson – Blackwell evades and runs the ropes. Coming off – Dickinson sticks the big paw out – Blackwell ducks and goes by – other side – Blackwell – hurricanrana – DDT!

Thunderbolt Smith: What a move by Charlie Blackwell!

Rick Hall: But can he put him away?





Thunderbolt Smith: Bill Dickinson just kicked out in the nick of time.

Blackwell shakes his head and goes again – off the ropes – Dickinson follows – collision!

Rick Hall: Blackwell just ran right into a brick wall there.

Now Dickinson sends Blackwell for the ride. Blackwell back – Dickinson snap slams him to the mat. Cover.


Two..- Blackwell kicks out.

Dickinson wastes no time – pulls Blackwell up by the hair. Lift – power slam.

Thunderbolt Smith: Big time slam by Dickinson.

Rick Hall: That’ll knock the wind right out of you.

Big stomps by Dickinson. Blackwell tries to roll of harm’s way but Dickinson keeps finding him. Blackwell up. Dickinson drives a knee to the midsection. And another. Snapmare takedown – big elbow and cover.



T- Blackwell gets a shoulder up late in the count.

Dickinson pulls him up – Blackwell swats his hands away and hits the ropes – no, top turnbuckle – MISSILE DROPKICK! Dickinson takes two steps back. Blackwell runs the ropes again – Dickinson steps in –

Thunderbolt Smith: BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!

Rick Hall: Dickinson landed with his full weight on Blackwell!

Thunderbolt Smith: That may have taken the last fight out of him.

Dickinson drags Blackwell to his feet – head between his legs – lift – two steps forward and WHAM!







Thunderbolt Smith: Oh wow! ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, showing no ill effects from getting his bell rung big time a few weeks ago by ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews, just pulverizes Charlie Blackwell into the mat and gets the win here on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

WINNER: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson @ 16:49 (Edited to 11:25 for television)

Rick Hall: Dickinson moves back up to #2 in the Men’s division rankings and that means he will be locked into a number one contender’s match in three weeks against the loser of the Darin Matthews-Average Joe title match next week.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s get a word from the winner of this match.

Kellie Burkowski joins Dickinson in the ring.

Kellie Burkowski: Hey Bill.

Dickinson’s still trying to catch his breath.

Bill Dickinson: Hey Kels.

Kellie Burkowski: Mission accomplished tonight?

Bill Dickinson: Hell yes. I know Charlie Blackwell is good. I know Charlie Blackwell is damn good. Thing is Kellie…I’m pretty damn good too.

Kellie Burkowski: What message were you trying to send out tonight?

Bill Dickinson: I don’t send out messages. Everyone knows damn well who I am. I am the three hundred and thirty pound Southern brawler and once that ol’ bell goes off, you and I are going to dance- no matter who the hell is in the ring with me.

Kellie Burkowski: Who would you rather face first? Matthews? Or Average Joe?

Bill cracks the rarest of smiles.

Bill Dickinson: Doesn’t matter. Darin Matthews is gonna get his – one way or another.

Kellie Burkowski: All right, Bill. Thanks for your time.

Cut back to the broadcast table…

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Kellie. Well?

Rick Hall: Yeah, I can’t wait for the night when Matthews and Dickinson get it on for real, watch out for that.

Thunderbolt Smith: But next week, Matthews puts his title on the line against the average guy, Average Joe.

(VIDEO MONTAGE- ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews and Average Joe)

“3/2-Wrestling Night in the Heartland”

Darin Matthews:  What’s the matter?  Does Peter LeFleur wants one of these participation trophies too.  Don’t worry Average Joe’s gym is about to be able to hang one of these bad boys from their rafters while the true Juggernauts like the SEC continue to…

Before Matthews can even finish his sentence, Joe knocks the microphone out of Matthews’s hands much to the delight of everyone in attendance.

Matthews winds up to attempt to clock Average Joe with his microphone. Joe ducks and tackles Matthews into the participation trophy and breaks it.  Enraged, Matthews leaps backs towards Joe, trying to hit him with a V-Trigger type move, but Joe once again dodges and hits the Average Slam straight on him with the crowd erupting in joy and leaping out of their seats.

“3/9-Wrestling Night in the Heartland”


The SEC’s hired guns, Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane jump into the ring and hammer Average Joe from behind.

Rick Hall: Both caught major hell from Mr. McMann this week and now they are just assaulting Average Joe!

Also on scene, the #1 contender’s for the Men’s Tag Team title, Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks. They literally heave poor Buckshot Henderson over the top rope to the floor.

Gibson-Lane props a battered Average Joe up – Michaels snaps out his right foot that connects flush with Average Joe’s jaw.

Thunderbolt Smith: SUPERKICK!

Rick Hall: Average Joe is out cold Thunderbolt. What a kick!

Average Joe’s legs buckle and he falls to the mat.


Thunderbolt Smith: Next week. Right here on Wrestling Night in the Heartland. Let’s go to the ring for our final match of the night.









The Southern Boys
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
FIN: Texas Lariat

Sports Entertainment Corporation
CEO: Mr. McMann
Mouthpiece: Phil Finebaum

P.M.C. Banks (Corporate World, Inc.)
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit (Corporate World, Inc.)
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
Bobby Ricky Michaels (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)

Truckin’ Average Company
Average Joe
AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam
THEME MUSIC: “Ordinary Average Guy” – Joe Walsh
Brad Company
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 225 / HOME: Stone Mountain, GA
FIN: The Company Line
THEME MUSIC: “Bad Company”- Bad Company
Ken Worth- “American Trucker”
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Gary, IN
FIN: Jake Brake
THEME MUSIC: “Eastbound and Down”- Jerry Reed

Referee Davey Keels calls for the bell.


And it doesn’t take long to break down.

Thunderbolt Smith: TAC and the Southern Boys attack the SEC!

Rick Hall: Right out of the gate and all. No surprise.

Michaels gets dumped over the top rope thanks to Miller and Williams. Then, Walstreit by Company and Worth. That leaves Average Joe and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler to pitch Banks over the top to the floor.

The remaining six stand around and revel in what they’ve done.

Thunderbolt Smith: The TAC and Southern Boys are pleased with what they’ve done.

Rick Hall: Wait for it.

Then then they turn on each other.

Butler and Average Joe go at it. Miller and Company brawl. Williams and Worth pair up.

Worth down. Williams doubles up on Company with Miller. Company sent to the ropes – double chops to the gut. Williams steps away – jawbreaker by Miller to Company – Miller then comes through like a freight train – shoulder block decks Company.

Worth jumps on Williams’s back.

Thunderbolt Smith: Sleeper hold by Ken Worth!

Which doesn’t last long – Williams hits a modified Gory Bomb and slams Worth to the mat. Rollover – cover.


Tw- Worth gets the shoulder up.

Rick Hall: And here comes the SEC!

Walstreit, Banks, Michaels invade the ring and they start heaving people out.

Average Joe- over the top.

Ken Worth- over the top.

Brad Company over the top.

Now the SEC turn and stare down the Southern Boys.

Thunderbolt Smith: You know these two teams want to go.

Rick Hall: But no one’s watching Average Joe.

Average Joe goes top – FLYING BULLDOG to Dave Miller. Michaels superkicks Average Joe. Michaels superkicks Miller.

Williams and Company brawl in the corner. Walstreit goes to toss Butler out – Butler blocks – hip toss over the top rope and Walstreit tumbles to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Walstreit out. The Southern Boys are cleaning house.

Williams slams Company into the corner. Miller whips Banks into Company in the corner. Butler slingshots Michaels into Miller and Company. Williams takes off and throws himself into Michaels crushing both Company and Banks.

Rick Hall: Williams is doing his imitation of a battering ram.

Thunderbolt Smith: Walstreit going up top.

Walstreit takes out Miller with a corkscrew senton. Company adds a basement dropkick! Company covers.


Tw- NO. Walstreit makes the save and is furious with Company. Company gives him the Company Line!

Thunderbolt Smith: Walstreit just got cut down with the Company Line!



T- Banks saves.

Thunderbolt Smith: But P.M.C. Banks makes the save.

Rick Hall: Banks is not stopping there.

Banks throws forearms to Company. Company chops him back and the two brawl!

Thunderbolt Smith: Here comes Williams. Michaels doesn’t see him coming.

Rick Hall: Just so much going on here. Davey Keels is trying to get this into a standard type match but there’s so much extracurricular activity going on that’s next to impossible.

Williams decks Michaels with a right hand. He lays the boots to him – Banks runs over but Williams decks him. Williams then ducks Walstreit’s punch and decks him. Average Joe jumps over but Butler lariats him down. Worth hits Butler. Miller goes after him. Miller misses wildly with a right – Worth back body drops him over the top rope and he takes a nasty fall. Michaels throws Worth into the corner and throws body shots.

Williams and Average Joe brawl outside the ring.

Walstreit and Company jockey for position in a clinch. He throws more strikes in the corner then turns and tags Worth coming to the aid of Company.

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey’s starting to get this thing under control.

Butler adds his own strikes to Banks who’s got both hands on the ropes. Keels counts and the Cowboy lets up at 4. Walstreit drives his knees and elbows into Butler’s ribs. Miller runs into another knee by Walstreit.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ground ‘n’ pound by Walstreit!




Rick Hall: Butler emphatically kicks out.

Walstreit keeps on Miller.   Williams and Butler mug Worth in the corner with body shots. Company snap suplexes Michaels down. Cover…



Thunderbolt Smith: And Banks makes the save.

Rick Hall: Keels continues to try to move the non-legal people out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: He’s getting closer.

Company keeps close to Michaels but Michaels chops back. Michaels and Company brawl – he rocks Company. Company whips – Michaels holds ropes – kicks Company down. Cover.


Two- Company powers out.

Now Banks joins in with forearms. Snapmare to Company and slingshot for a slingshot senton! Cover…



T- Company again powers out.

Banks keeps his cool and drags him over to the corner. Tag to Walstreit as FINALLY Davey Keels has just three men in the ring for the first time in the match. Double team work by Walstreit and Banks = double snap suplex! Cover by Walstreit.


Tw-Miller dives on Walstreit to make the save.

Miller takes a mounted wristlock to Walstreit. He rams his knees and drags Walstreit back. He tags in Butler who fires off forearms. He throws body shots that double Walstreit over. Company tags in Average Joe. Average Joe then whips – Walstreit reverses – Butler breaks it up to give more knees – Butler belly to back suplexes Walstreit. Average Joe wades in – Butler belly to back suplexes him. Cover.


Two- Average Joe kicks out.

Walstreit rushes in. Worth throws Banks out. Walstreit runs at him but Worth dodges – mule kick sends Walstreit tumbling back. Butler back to the apron – slingshot up and over but Walstreit ducks. Butler sticks the landing – grabs Worth’s leg for a dragon screw.  Walstreit sweeps Butler’s leg and he crashes down. Walstreit lifts up Worth in the air – he spikes him to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: STOCK MARKET PLUNGE!

Michaels and Banks hit the ring. Keels with the count.





Kimber Marshall in the ring.

WINNER: The Sports Entertainment Corporation @ 9:26

The SEC high five in the middle of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Walstreit, Banks, and Michaels bring home the victory for the S-E-C-

The crowd roars.


‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson hits the ring and wipes out Walstreit. Williams mows down Banks – Miller obliterates Michaels. Here comes Marty Gibson-Lane – he gets a Texas Lariat from ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.

Dickinson lifts Walstreit and blows him up with a Southern Fried Powerbomb.

Dickinson drags Banks up and Southern Fried Powerbombs him too.

Dickinson yanks Michaels up- Southern Fried Powerbomb to him.

Marty Gibson-Lane? Yep. Southern Fried Powerbomb lays him out in the ring.

Dickinson glowers over the fallen SEC.

Close up on Dickinson- he mouths ‘‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews.

Thunderbolt Smith: Next week. Matthews versus Average Joe for the Men’s Title. We will see you then- right here on HOTv.


March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team: The O’Neders vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: The Southern Boys © vs. The SEC
–Men’s Title Match: ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. Average Joe
March 22nd – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 27th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
March 28th – Adhearn Field House / Manhattan, KS
March 29th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
April 4th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: TBD
–Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. TBD

April 5th– MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
April 10th – John Macinnes Student Ice Arena / Houghton, MI
April 11th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 12th – K.B. Willett Ice Arena / Stevens Point, WI
April 18th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 19th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)



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