Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Mason City, Iowa
Friday March 13th, 2020
MVW invaded Northern Iowa last night with a ten match program featuring two Heartland title #1 contender’s matches.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Mason City, IA Results
MATCH #1-Dr. Ardis Rectum, M.D. defeated ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin @ 10:46
–Dr. Rectum, oh, by the way she’s a proctologist who also happens to wrestle, gets Perrin to submit to the Rubber Glove of Justice to win this Women’s Heartland match and break into the top four in the rankings.
MATCH #2-Pete Howe defeated John O’Reilly @ 8:20
–Howe outlasts O’Reilly in a rough and tumble scrap and submits him with the UK Lock to supplant O’Reilly at #4 in the Men’s Heartland rankings.
MATCH #3-Backman Taylor Powerdrive-Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor defeated Sports Entertainment Corporation: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny @ 11:23
–#2 vs. #3-Women’s Tag Team. Backman and Taylor hold off a strong challenge from the SEC to remain #2 in the Women’s Tag Team rankings. BTP has a date with the O’Neders next Saturday for a shot at the tag titles.
MATCH #4-Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company @ 19:28
–#2 vs. #3-Women’s Tag Team. Match of the night. TAC came out strong but as the match progressed, Sufferable and Triple R took control. In a battle that saw a lot of ebb and flow in momentum, Sufferable submitted Company with the Figure Four and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling move up to #2 in the Men’s Tag Team rankings. The DOW will now face the SEC next week in a #1 contender’s match.
MATCH #5-Christa Carmondy (The SEC) defeated Yosemite Samantha @ 13:38
–In the battle between #2 and #3 in the Women’s division, Yosemite Samantha started hot and then faded as the match went on. Carmondy also got some assistance from Women’s Heartland Champion Tori McGill and Poison Penny – both in an extremely foul mood after losing their tag match earlier in the night. Carmondy put away YS with the Mean Girl Crush to remain at #2 in the rankings and set up a match against former Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan- who remains very upset with Christa for costing her the Women’s title.
Post-match, Carrigan attacked McGill and Penny and took them out with consecutive Canadian Destroyers while Carmondy escaped to the back.
MATCH #6–#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland: Geena the Warrior Princess defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker @ 1:26
–Tiana ran into a brick wall. Geena pressed slammed her at the minute mark and it went quickly downhill from there. A brainbuster by Geena finished Walker off and the Warrior Princess will face Heartland Champion Victoria McGill again on Sunday in Fort Dodge, Iowa.
MATCH #7-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Heartland: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 (The SEC) defeated Rah-The Sunshine God @ 13:16
–Once again, Rah and Ultratron-5.1 do battle. Once again, The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine prevails. Ultratron-5.1 hits the Disintegrator to wrap up the win and once again get set for another war with ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler of the Southern Boys.
Post-match, Ultratron-5.1 gets on the mic and rants about not being satisfied with the money he has. He states once he gains back what’s rightfully his- the Men’s Heartland title – Ultratron-5.1 will expand his horizons to bigger, better, and more lucrative pursuits- like the MVW Men’s title.
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE-Men’s Heartland Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Adam Ellis ‘The Exciter’ @ 4:40
–After watching Ultratron-5.1’s rant, Butler comes out with the Southern Boys and whips Ellis with relative ease. Butler’s Texas Lariat finishes matters.
Post-match, it’s Butler’s turn to talk and he basically tells Ultratron-5.1 he’s not that hard to find. Come get him and let’s get it on.
MATCH #9-NON-TITLE-Men’s Tag Team Champions The Southern Boys defeated The Professionals: Rick Beam-Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance @ 3:45
–‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams didn’t dawdle and went right to work on the Professionals. The Southern Boys handled their business quick and efficiently and Beam submitted to Williams’s Devil’s Triangle to give the tag champs the win.
-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE-Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Dr. Annabel Lecktor @ 14:21
–Dr. Lecktor’s return to the ring ended up being an eventful one. First off, she came fit and trim and ready for a scrap- which is exactly what she brought to the new Women’s champion. For her part, Barbosa-Stevens absorbed the early onslaught with relative ease and put away the good doctor with the Toxic Sting to cap what ended up being a very entertaining match.
Post-match, Christa Carmondy, Victoria McGill, and Poison Penny – backed by the full might of the SEC minus Men’s Champion ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews – came out to make a show of force. Barbosa-Stevens had the Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens) with her along with manager Ted Tebow. Both Bo and George were actually itching for a fight coming off the loss of their Unified Tag Team title at Defiance Wrestling’s DEFCON 2020 but the SEC wisely did not provoke any further confrontation.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
March 14th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
–NON-TITLE-Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club vs. Natasha Littell and Svetlana Kovaleski
-MAIN EVENT-TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH: The Southern Boys vs. The SEC vs. Truckin’ Average Company
March 15th – REC Coliseum / Fort Dodge, IA
–Women’s Heartland Title Match: Victoria McGill © vs. Geena the Warrior Princess
-Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler © vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team: The O’Neders vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: The Southern Boys © vs. The SEC
–Men’s Title Match: ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. Average Joe
March 22nd – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 27th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
March 28th – Adhearn Field House / Manhattan, KS
March 29th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
April 4th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: TBD
–Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. TBD
April 5th– MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
April 10th – John Macinnes Student Ice Arena / Houghton, MI
April 11th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 12th – K.B. Willett Ice Arena / Stevens Point, WI