2/19-Lock and Loaded

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Missouri Valley Wrestling Lock and Loaded
Wednesday February 19th, 2020
Matches Taped February 9th, 2020
MVW Television Studio
St. Louis, Missouri

Hall and ThunderboltKellie and Kimber
Rick Hall, Thunderbolt Smith, Kellie Burkowski, Kimber Marshall

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall

SEGMENT ONE- Thunderbolt and Hall Run Down the Show (Run Time: 5:00)
-Thunderbolt and Hall welcome the 300 people here to the MVW TV studio for another edition of MVW’s sixty minute syndicated show- Lock and Loaded and we go right to the ring for the first match of the night.

MATCH #1-Dr. Ardis Rectum M.D. M.P.H defeated Cheryl Parkman @ 2:02 (Run Time: 3:00)

Dr. Ardis Rectum M.D. M.P.H
-‘She’s a proctologist’
AGE: 38 / HT: 5’10” WT: 100 / HOME: Chicago, IL
FIN: Rubber Glove of Justice

Rectum never was pushed in this match and submitted Parkman in the Rubber Glove of Justice for the win.

SEGMENT TWO-J.J. Bittinger’s Return
-Thunderbolt reviews what went down on Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland with the Men’s Champion ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews.

(REPLAY: Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland)

“Big Money” Darin Matthews gets wheeled out to the ring in a wheel chair by the “Sports Entertainment Genius” Mr. McMann, wearing a neck brace, and a bandage over his head from the vicious attack given to him by “Redneck” Bill Dickinson. The crowd immediately erupts into a “Dickinson” chant to the dismay of Matthews and McMann,

Mr. McMann: How dare you!  How dare you all cheer for this man’s injuries!  You’re all a bunch of sick pathetic losers here in Peoria, IL tonight.  Cheering for “Big Money’s” pain and torture he suffered for you.

Chief Business Officer Laura Bergman comes out and she does not look the least bit pleased to be out there.

Laura Bergman: but you’re right, Mr. McMann.  Matthews’ isn’t fit to compete tonight in Peoria.  I’ll give him the night off…because I’m suspending him without pay until his next match. 

The crowd immediately pops and chants “nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye” to both men.

Laura Bergman:  Yes, he can have next week off if he hands over that MVW Men’s Championship over to me right now.  He’s clearly too injured to compete and needs to surrender the belt like a man would do.

Matthews has had enough and immediately pops out of his seat before Mr. McMann throws him back down with Matthews now sitting up.    His cocky, arrogant smile now is replaced with a dirty look he keeps shooting right back at Laura Bergman’s dead glare into his eyes.

Laura Bergman:  These people deserve someone who has the true heart of a champion.  Someone who isn’t afraid to compete in MVW.  Someone who deserves to hold that belt right now. J.J.! Come on out.

The crowd erupts as J.J. Bittinger, out since mid-January thanks to the SEC, walks out on stage.

Close up on McMann and Matthews. Jaws dropped. ‘Oh shit’ expressions on their faces.

Oh, and J.J.’s accompanied on stage by the Southern Boys.

(END REPLAY)

Thunderbolt confirms the SEC retreated to the back after that and J.J. Bittinger will make his in ring return for the first time in over a month tonight in the main event.

-Thunderbolt runs down the rest of the show: –

SEGMENT THREE-‘Ultratron-5.1 Promo (Run Time: 2:00)
-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 lost the MVW Heartland title this past Sunday night to the Southern Boys’s ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. His assistant Todd speaks for him as Ultratron-5.1 is too busy counting his money to talk.

Ultratron-5.1
‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1

-Todd declares what happened on Sunday night to be an abomination. He claims ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler cheated and took advantage of a ‘distracted’ Ultratron-5.1 who was more focused on all the money he was making than the match itself. Todd demands a rematch.

-Ultratron-5.1 continues to ignore everything else and count his money.

SEGMENT FOUR-J.J. Bittinger Interview (Run Time: 2:00)
-Kellie Burkowski speaks with the former MVW Men’s champion. Bittinger admits he’d been hood-winked last month by the SEC. They made it look like he took out ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and provoked the Southern Boys into a retaliatory strike on him.

J.J. Bittinger
J.J. Bittinger

-Bittinger promises to settle all accounts. But first, he needs to get back into ring shape and the first step in that journey begins tonight.

-Last question. Kellie asks him how he’s feeling. J.J. says he’s feeling great.

MATCH #2-John O’Reilly defeated Bobby Starr @ 1:01 (Run Time: 2:00)

John O’Reilly
AGE: 34 / HT: 5’ 10” WT: 200 / HOME: Atheny, Ireland
FIN: Right hand

Starr never saw the right hand coming that O’Reilly threw at the end of the first minute of the match. And it connected flush- Starr melted to the mat. O’Reilly right there to put him away.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN

-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team:  Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. The O’Neders
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
-Men’s Title Match-‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland: Geena the Warrior Princess vs. Kirsten Canfield
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Heartland: Ultratron-5.1 vs. Rah-The Sunshine God

February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD vs. Average Joe

March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
Women’s Heartland Title: Victoria McGill © vs. TBD
-Men’s Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler © vs. TBD
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs.
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs.

March 13th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 14th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 15th – REC Coliseum / Fort Dodge, IA
March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
Men’s Title Match:

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MATCH #3-The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Bookworms: Dean Barnes and Terry Noble @ 3:21 (Run Time: 4:30)

The Southern Boys
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross
THEME MUSIC: “Everlong” – Foo Fighters
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

-Miller and Williams tune up for their big match this Saturday with a win over the Bookworms. Miller plants Barnes with the Southern Cross to seal the win.

SEGMENT FIVE-Kellie Burkowski’s Reviews This Past Weekend’s House Show Action (Run Time: 5:00)
-Kellie checks out what went down over the weekend.

From Paducah, KY: #1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland Title: Geena The Warrior Princess defeated Kirsten Canfield @ 12:26
–Geena wrestled the best match in her young MVW career as she methodically picked Canfield apart with her power game. Geena just was too much though and hit her Brainbuster to earn herself a title shot at Women’s Heartland champion Victoria McGill Sunday night.

From Paducah, KY: #1 Contender’s Match/Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith @ 12:23
–Same basic pattern to this battle between Butler and Smith as the Women’s Heartland #1 Contender’s match. Butler up early. Smith rallied a little late. But the Cowboy stays the course and gets another chance to dethrone the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 this Sunday night.

From Peoria, IL: Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin @ 7:23
–Tessa Martin’s problems continue against Yosemite Samantha. She never really got into the match and Yosemite Samantha did everything in her power to keep it that way. Not YS’s best performance but she’ll take it. Yosemite Samantha hit the Cannonball to seal the win.

From Peoria, IL: The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks, and Bobby Ricky Michaels @ 16:11
–The Southern Boys get one over on the SEC on this occasion in an action packed, entertaining match that spent as much time outside the ring as it did inside. Butler hit the Texas Lariat on Michaels to finish things off.

From Rockford, IL: Women’s Heartland Title Match: Victoria McGill © defeated Geena the Warrior Princess @ 15:00
–Tori had complete control of the match until out of nowhere, Geena hit a Brainbuster and came within a millisecond of pulling off a major upset. Afterwards, Tori regained the initiative and put the Warrior Princess away with the Gutwrench Facebuster to retain the Women’s Heartland title.

From Rockford, IL: Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Ultratron-5.1 © via DQ @ 12:34
–Butler took it to the champion from the outset and decked the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ with his patented Texas Lariat. But the referee couldn’t make the count because Mr. McMann jumped up onto the ring apron to argue with him while Bobby Ricky Michaels of the SEC threw Ultratron-5.1 a foreign object. Unfortunately for the SEC, the referee just happened to see Michaels tossing the object into the ring via a video screen watching the action and immediately disqualified Ultratron-5.1 and handing the Men’s Heartland title to Butler.

SEGMENT SIX-Backstage in the SEC Dressing Room (Run Time: 3:30)
-Ultratron-5.1 sits on the bench and counts his money. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann comes out with SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum and the CSPN film crew. McMann tries to talk with Ultratron-5.1 about losing the Heartland title and what the ramifications are for the SEC. Ultratron-5.1 doesn’t listen.

-Finebaum talks about pride. Representing the brand. And showing night in and night out that the SEC is the best faction in MVW. Nothing.

-Finally, it’s Ultratron-5.1’s assistant Todd who gets through to him. He tells the former Heartland champion that if he doesn’t get back in gear, he’s going to run out of the money he’s been so diligently counting.

-That gets Ultratron-5.1’s attention.

MATCH #4-Jack Fraiser vs. Mr. Wrestling XXXIV (Run Time: 2:00)

Jack Fraiser
AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
FIN: Canadian National Railaway
Valet: ‘Oootlander’ Blaire Rendell

Fraiser’s entrance with his Oootlander takes the last two minutes before the commercial break.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Refueled 17
Saturday February 22nd, 2020
Allstate Arena
Chicago, IL

The Lee Best Invitational continues with six matches in all four groups:

Alex Redding vs. Rick Dickulous-Group A

Brian Hollywood vs. Steven Solex-Group A

Black Mamba vs. Chris Kostoff-Group B

Max Kael vs. Brenton Cross-Group C

MJ Flair vs. Lindsay Troy-Group D

High Flyer vs. Mike Best-Group D

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Evolution 76
Tuesday February 25th, 2020
Scotiabank Centre
Halifax, Nova Scotia

Terry Gould vs. Jason Ryan

Vince Espinoza vs. Konrad Rabb

Bryan Reed (w/Ryan Reed) vs. PJ Blake(w/Autumn Raven)

Zolton & Kyuseishu vs. Johnny Graves & Freddie Styles

CATCH ALL THE ACTION ON:

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MATCH #4 (continued) Jack Fraiser defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV @ 3:27 (Run Time: 4:00)
Fraiser and Mr. Wrestling XXXIV had a nice little tussle. Fraiser finished him off with the Canadian National Railaway to pick up the victory.

SEGMENT SEVEN-Replay of Bill Dickinson Interview from Monday Night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland (Run Time: 2:00)
-Dickinson talks about his match this weekend against ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews.

Bill Dickinson
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

-Dickinson says Matthews won’t be able to hide behind the SEC wall forever. He’s already proved he can sneak in and get his hands on the champion. Next Saturday in Terre Haute, there’s no one to stand in between him and what he wants- the MVW Men’s title. Matthews can’t hide and he sure as hell can’t run.

Final match of the night was taped this past Saturday night in Peoria, IL.

MAIN EVENT-J.J. Bittinger defeated Bob Zardoz @ 8:03 (Run Time: 9:00)

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
FIN: Bear Hug or the Bear Trap

zardoz
Bob Zardoz

J.J. had a little ring rust and it took a while for him to shake things loose. Zardoz came for a fight and made sure Bittinger had to work hard to get the win in his first foray in the ring since the fateful night he lost the title to Matthews. Bittinger submitted Zardoz with the Bear Hug.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN

-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team:  Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. The O’Neders
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
-Men’s Title Match-‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland: Geena the Warrior Princess vs. Kirsten Canfield
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Heartland: Ultratron-5.1 vs. Rah-The Sunshine God

February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD vs. Average Joe

March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
Women’s Heartland Title: Victoria McGill © vs. TBD
-Men’s Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler © vs. TBD
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs.
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs.

March 13th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 14th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 15th – REC Coliseum / Fort Dodge, IA
March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
Men’s Title Match:

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