2/16-MVW Rockford, IL House Show Report


Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
BMO Harris Bank Center
Rockford, IL
Saturday February 16th, 2020

The final show of the weekend moved upstate through the heart of Illinois to Rockford, Illinois for a ten match program that featured Women’s Heartland and Heartland title matches, a debut for a wrestler- she’s a doctor – in proctology, and non-title matches for the Women’s and Women’s Tag Team champions.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Rockford, IL Results
MATCH #1-Dr. Ardis Rectum, M.D. M.P.H. defeated Terry
Sargent @ 4:31
MVW’s first wrestling proctologist won in her debut match over veteran Sargent with the Rubber Glove of Justice submission.

MATCH #2-Kirsten Canfield defeated ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin @ :58
A shocker in a #2 vs. #3 Women’s Heartland match. Perrin’s entrance ended up lasting longer than the match. Canfield hit the Wheatshocker Deluxe within the first moment and made the quick cover. Before Eva’s husband Colonel John Perrin could react, referee Brenda Qualls made the three count and Canfield emerged victorious in spectacular fashion.

MATCH #3-Rah- The Sunshine God defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith @ 12:09
Rah pulled out a huge win in the #2 vs. #3-Men’s Heartland match. Tom Smith came out and looked like he was going to make quick work of Rah. But then Smith got careless, Rah hit his ‘Eye of Rahhhh’ finisher but Smith somehow got to the ropes. A couple minutes later, Rah finally sacrificed Smith to the Temple of the Sun God and obliterated him with the ‘Eye of Rahhhh’ to finish Smith off.

MATCH #4-People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster defeated Working Girls: ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris @ 15:16
This match ended being a grinder as both teams fought like hell to claim the $4 Women’s Tag Team Division ranking. C.J. Lewis hit Bailey Foster with the Last Round and it looked like the Working Girls were poised for the win. But Kellyanne Morris somehow survived and then hit her Kentucky Headcrusher to pull out the victory for the PFB.

MATCH #5-Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot @ 12:14
It took a while on this one too. Lani Harlot did what she always does- fight, scratch, claw, bite, whatever it took to win. But coming off a complete demolition of the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl two nights ago, Yosemite Samantha continued to ride the crest of momentum to become ranked #4 in the Women’s Division. YS hit the Cannonball to put an end to the match.

MATCH #6-Average Joe defeated Willie Idol @ 2:06
Easy night for the average one. Average Slam finished Idol early in the match.

MATCH #7-NON-TITLE-Women’s Tag Team Champions-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson defeated Natasha Littell and Eliza Rose @ 4:20
This match saw newcomer Eliza Rose get an opportunity to strut her stuff against the best tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Rose didn’t do too bad and held her own. But again, the MVFC are the best tag team in MVW. McDermott submitted Littell with the Indian Deathlock to give the Women’s Tag Team Champions the win.

MATCH #8-NON-TITLE-Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Adrienne Banks @ 1:47
Quick and easy for Carrigan. She won with the Canadian Destroyer.

MATCH #9-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Victoria McGill © defeated Geena the Warrior Princess @ 15:00
Tori had complete control of the match until out of nowhere, Geena hit a Brainbuster and came within a millisecond of pulling off a major upset. Afterwards, Tori regained the initiative and put the Warrior Princess away with the Gutwrench Facebuster to retain the Women’s Heartland title

MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out before the next match and warned both the SEC and the Southern Boys that no outside interference would be tolerated in this title match. The title will change in the event of a DQ. Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann strenuously objected- McAvay remained firm on his decision.

MAIN EVENT/Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Ultratron-5.1 © via DQ @ 12:34
The Southern Boys continued to have a very fruitful weekend against the SEC with Dan Butler winning the Men’s Heartland Title from Ultratron-5.1- albeit it in controversial fashion. Butler took it to the champion from the outset and decked the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ with his patented Texas Lariat. But the referee couldn’t make the count because Mr. McMann jumped up onto the ring apron to argue with him while Bobby Ricky Michaels of the SEC threw Ultratron-5.1 a foreign object. Unfortunately for the SEC, the referee just happened to see Michaels tossing the object into the ring via a video screen watching the action and immediately disqualified Ultratron-5.1 and handing the Men’s Heartland title to Butler.

Post-match, the rest of the Southern Boys came out to celebrate with Butler. The furious SEC argued with referee Davey Keels before they skulked to the back.

February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN

-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team:  Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. The O’Neders
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Title: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Christa Carmondy
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
-Men’s Title Match-‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland: Geena the Warrior Princess vs. Kirsten Canfield
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Heartland: Ultratron-5.1 vs. Rah-The Sunshine God

February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team: TBD vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Title: TBD vs. Average Joe

March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
Women’s Heartland Title: Victoria McGill © vs. TBD
-Men’s Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler © vs. TBD

March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs.
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs.

March 13th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 14th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 15th – REC Coliseum / Fort Dodge, IA
March 21nd – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
Men’s Title Match:


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