Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Friday February 14th, 2020
Coming off a big weekend that saw ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson exact a little bit of payback on the MVW Men’s Champion ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews, Missouri Valley Wrestling rolled into Paducah, Kentucky last night for a twelve match program that featured two number one contender’s matches – men’s and women’s Heartland – plus both Heartland champions, the Men’s Tag Team and Women’s Champion in action.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Paducah, KY Results
MATCH #1-‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker defeated Natasha Littell and Eliza Rose @ 9:46
–Littell eliminated Rose. Walker then pinned Littell with the Evenflow DDT.
MATCH #2-Bullethead defeated Denver McMasters @ 14:49
–Bullethead dominated most of the match but McMasters stubbornly stayed in there as long as he could before succumbing to the Bullet Bomb.
MATCH #3-‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY) @ 17:20
–With an assist from her husband Colonel John Perrin, Eva outlasted Foster in a touch #3 vs. #4 Women’s Heartland Division match. Both women had periods where they were on the front foot. Perrin had the final word taking Foster on the Rainbow Tour before hitting the Overthrow to settle matters and take the pinfall to the relief of Colonel Perrin and her descamisados (shirtless ones).
MATCH #4-John O’Reilly defeated Captain Jack Darrow @ 11:27
–Captain Jack started fast but O’Reilly hung in and used his lethal right hand to steady the ship and turn the match in his favor. O’Reilly finished Captain Jack with his right hand to move up to the #4 ranking in the Men’s Heartland Division.
MATCH #5- Working Girls: ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey @ 6:51
–Big win for Lewis and Iris in a Women’s Tag Team Match as the Korvers continue to struggle. Iris pinned Kelly with the Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper.
MATCH #6-Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan defeated The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker @ 8:43
–The Georgia-Florida State Boundary also pick up a much needed victory over the PFB in a Men’s Tag Team Match. Bryan pinned Walker with the This Is How We Roll You Up to score the win.
Post-match, the PFB’s Zeb Morris whacked Skyler over the head with a steel folding chair and the obligatory after match beatdown followed.
MATCH #7-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Heartland Title: Geena The Warrior Princess defeated Kirsten Canfield @ 12:26
–Geena wrestled the best match in her young MVW career as she methodically picked Canfield apart with her power game. Overmatched in that department, Kirsten used her wiles to mount a rally towards the end. Geena just was too much though and hit her Brainbuster to earn herself a title shot at Women’s Heartland champion Victoria McGill Sunday night.
Tori and the other members of the Sports Entertainment Corporation came out after the match for a brief staredown. Tori held up the Women’s Heartland title belt but nothing else went down.
MATCH #8-#1 Contender’s Match/Heartland Title: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith @ 12:23
–Same basic pattern to this battle between Butler and Smith as the Women’s Heartland #1 Contender’s match. Butler up early. Smith rallied a little late. But the Cowboy stays the course and gets another chance to dethrone the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 this Sunday night.
The rest of the Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams) join Butler in the ring as Ultratron-5.1 and the SEC also walk out to project a show of force- except Ultratron-5.1 is distracted as he’s busy counting the money in his hands.
MATCH #9-NON-TITLE-Women’s Heartland Champion Victoria McGill (The SEC) defeated ‘High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant’ Amie Velasco @ 7:41
– Velasco – with the Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East’ Sheik Yourbouti in her corner – put up a fair battle against the new Women’s Heartland Champion but McGill was too much for her in the end. Tori hit the Gutwrench Facebuster to end Velasco’s night.
Tori took to the microphone after the match and warned Geena The Warrior Princess that this would be happening to her Sunday night in Rockford, Illinois.
MATCH #10-NON-TITLE-Men’s Heartland Champion Ultratron-5.1 (The SEC) defeated Buckshot Henderson @ 12:44
–There were some nervous folks congregated in Ultratron-5.1’s corner during the match – mainly the Sports Entertainment Corporation – when it looked at one point that Henderson had the champion in a little trouble. But Ultratron-5.1 overcame his complacency and hit the Disintegrator to hold off the Henderson challenge.
Post-match Ultratron-5.1 went back to counting his money.
MATCH #11-NON-TITLE-Men’s Tag Team Champions-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated The Professionals: Rick Beam-Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance @ 6:17
–Walstreit and Banks tune up for their big rematch next Saturday against The Southern Boys with a win over the Professionals. Banks hit the Overdraft Statement on Jack to get the pinfall.
Post-match, ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko bragged that Walstreit and Banks didn’t need anyone at ringside (alluding to next week’s title rematch against the Southern Boys where NO ONE will be allowed at ringside) to beat the Southern Boys. Walstreit and Banks are THE best tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling.
MAIN EVENT/Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Robin The Wonder Girl @ 1:48
–Carrigan sent the crowd home by annihilating poor Robin the Wonder Girl. The Women’s Champion hit the Canadian Destroyer to put a quick end to the match and to the show.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
–Women’s Heartland Title Match: Victoria McGill © vs. Geena The Warrior Princess
-Men’s Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
-Men’s Title Match-‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
March 14th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 15th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 16th – REC Coliseum / Fort Dodge, IA