Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Grossinger Motors Arena
Sunday February 2nd, 2020
The final show of the three state weekend run stopped in Bloomington, Illinois for a Sunday afternoon matinee show (because there’s this thing called the Super Bowl that was on last night).
Missouri Valley Wrestling Bloomington, IL Results
MATCH #1- Natasha Littell defeated Ninja Kitty @ 10:50
-Littell gets the win here in Women’s Heartland Division with the Tarantula submission hold.
MATCH #2-John O’Reilly defeated Captain Jack Darrow @ 2:39
–O’Reilly’s lethal right hand catches Captain Jack flatfooted and delivers him into the rankings at #4-Men’s Heartland Division
MATCH #3-‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith defeated Rah- The Sunshine God @ 7:10
–In a #2 vs. #3-Men’s Heartland Division battle, Smith holds off the Sunshine God and hits his Dull Roar finisher to remain at the #2 spot in the Heartland Division.
MATCH #4-Geena- The Warrior Princess vs. Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin @ 6:48
–#2 vs. #3- Women’s Heartland Division match up. Geena learned a lot of lessons from her demolition at the hands of Women’s Champion Sheline Carrigan last night in Evansville. She also caught Eva Perrin on a night where she was not at 100%. Geena hits her Press Slam to secure the win and moves up to #2 in the Women’s Heartland division.
MATCH #5-CAGE MATCH-Christa Carmondy (The SEC) defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot @ 16:01
–#3 vs. #4- Women’s Division match. Harlot fought Carmondy hard. She battled Christa every second of the match. Lani actually had the White Trash Compactor applied but Carmondy grabbed the nearby bottom rope to force a break. In the end, Christa wore her down and hit the Mean Girl Crush to finally get the win and move up to #3 in the Women’s Division.
MATCH #6-Shizuko Yamazaki defeated Tori Thomas @ 2:52
–Yamazaki destroyed Thomas in short order and finished her with the Cranial Contusion.
MATCH #7-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R
-#2 vs. #3 Men’s Tag Team Division match. The one drawback to an afternoon show was the fact the Dark Overlords of Wrestling had wrestled late the night before in Chicago before a High Octane Wrestling show. Despite being a little road weary, the DOW did put forth a good account of themselves in this match. But Worth and Company pulled out the win- Company pinned Triple R after hitting the Company Line to get the pinfall.
MATCH #8/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Victoria McGill defeated Kirsten Canfield © @ 15:18 to become the new Women’s Heartland champion
–Kirsten Canfield’s title reign is a short one as Tori McGill stepped up for the Sports Entertainment Corporation and won the SEC’s first women’s title belt. Kirsten battled valiantly but Tori was just too strong and put the exclamation point on the match with her gutwrench facebuster to get the win and the Women’s Heartland Title.
Post-match, the entire SEC came down to the ring to celebrate with Tori and stayed for the next match.
MAIN EVENT/MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 via DQ @ 15:15
–The roiling war between the SEC and the Southern Boys reared its ugly head in this one. Butler wrestled one hell of a match. The problem was when it became clear that he was about to end Ultratron-5.1’s Heartland title reign, the SEC sent in its hired guns (Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane) to attack Butler and cause a DQ.
That brought down ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams to the ring for a post-match brawl between the SEC and the Southern Boys to end the show.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
-Women’s Tag Team Title: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Men’s Tag Team Title: The Sports Entertainment Corporation © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Title: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Title: Darin Zion © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE