Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s 60 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday November 20th, 2019
Taped November 15th at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri
Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise
LAST WEEK’S MAIN EVENT/Men’s Heartland Title Match-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler with The Disintegrator (Run Time: 2 minutes)
–Ultratron-5.1 puts an end to the match with the Disintegrator. Then…
-Post-match, Dawn McGill charges wildly down to the ring. Ultratron-5.1 cautions her and Todd the Backstage Technician rolls Tori out on stage, gagged and chained to a dolly. The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine promises to return Tori safe and sound after he defeats Rah at Evening of Champions to retain HIS Heartland Title.
-Dawn stands in the ring distressed and not knowing what to do as the show ends.
Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show behind the official MVW broadcast desk at ringside with the three hundred people inside the MVW Television Studios cheering in the background.
Thunderbolt Smith: Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight’s edition of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Syndicated Show- we are bringing minor league pro wrestling to the American Heartland. I am Thunderbolt Smith.
Thunderbolt points to himself.
Thunderbolt Smith: He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.
Thunderbolt points to Hall next to him.
Rick Hall: Hey.
Thunderbolt Smith: We have an entertaining hour of wrestling action for you tonight.
Rick Hall: Rah is here tonight along with MVW’s Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and we will have more on the ongoing situation involving Victoria McGill. Speaking of Tori, Poison Penny is scheduled to face her tonight- but I suspect that match may not happen. We have a big three-way women’s match between ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin as our main event tonight.
Thunderbolt Smith: In the ring already for our first match is Yosemite Samantha. Let’s get to the action.
MATCH #1-Yosemite Samantha defeated MacLean Oswald with the Cannonball (Run Time: 4 minutes)
–Oswald did not shrink away from Yosemite Samantha. But the ‘The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande’ kept at it and eventually had Oswald set for her finisher- the Cannonball. Yosemite Samantha sprinted all the way around the ring and then threw herself at her opponent and completely obliterated her against the ring post. Yosemite Samantha then hooks the legs for the academic pinfall for the win.
Blaire Reviews Monday Night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland (Run Time: 4 minutes)
-Rick Hall runs down the Evening of Champions pay per view card.
Opener/No DQ Match:
The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson) vs. The Kings of Old School (Bobby Ricky Michaels, Marty Gibson-Lane, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido)
Women’s Heartland Title Match:
‘The Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Men’s Heartland Title Match:
‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah
Women’s Tag Team Title Match:
The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor)
Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
Corporate World, Inc. (P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit) © vs. Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice)
CO-MAIN EVENT-Women’s Title Match:
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
CO-MAIN EVENT-Men’s Title Match:
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Daniel-San cuts a promo for the Shadow Warrior Shizuko Yamazaki and says that will fight with honor and she will give everything she has to overcome the odds.
-Blaire Moise interviews Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Lisa states she’s put the whole Scottywood/Sheline Carrigan fiasco behind her and is focusing only on regaining the title at her earliest opportunity.
-Yamazaki goes on to defeat Lisa Barbosa-Stevens to earn a Women’s title shot in January.
-Blaire talks with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Dickinson says he’s send Bittinger back to Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling like a wounded dog running away with a load of buckshot in his ass.
-J.J. Bittinger calls Dickinson weak and someone who talks a real strong game but relies on his faction to soften up and remove obstacles in his way and calls himself the wall that Dickinson is about to run into.
-Dickinson defeats Bittinger- he too will get a title shot at the first big MVW show of 2020.
-The show ends with Dickinson and the Southern Boys beating down Bittinger.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Evening of Champions Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. Rough Justice
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 4th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
–Men’s Title Match TBD vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
-Women’s Title Match TBD vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: TBD vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match TBD vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
Dawn McGill/Ray McAvay Segment (Run Time: 3 minutes)
-McGill barges into MVW CEO (and also her ex-husband) Ray McAvay’s office and demands to know what he is going to do to rescue her daughter (Victoria McGill) from Ultratron-5.1. McAvay tries to respond but McGill’s already offended that he didn’t just call the clarion and summon the rest of the Les Miserables to get Tori back.
-McAvay finally gets a word in edge-wise. He says he’s doing everything in his power to rescue Tori. Dawn points out Tori’s booked for a match in a few minutes and won’t be able to show up because of this whole thing. McAvay tells his ex-wife that Rah has to find a way to defeat him at Evening of Champions.
Blaire Moise Interviews the Kings of Old School (Run Time: 2 minutes)
–Legendary Manager Jackson Horne does the talking. He tells Blaire that the Kings’s match with the Southern Boys at Evening of Champions may be their last stand. Blaire asks why? Horne says recent results indicate that the sun may be setting on the Kings of Old School’s career. Is he happy about that? No. But if worse comes to worse, Horne figures he can just go back home and ‘do his wife Dawn McGill every night.’
-Dawn – still upset – walks by and whaps Horne in the back of the head.
MATCH #2-Poison Penny defeated Victoria McGill via count-out (Run Time: 2 minutes)
–Of course, Tori is being held captive by Poison Penny’s ally- the Heartland Champion Ultratron 5.1- so she was unable to make it to the ring for her match. Unfortunately, this would have been a huge opportunity for Tori to move up in the rankings and break into title contention.
Rah’s Grand Entrance (Run Time: 4 minutes)
–A man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie climbs into the ring and does his shtick. The BeachBronze Suntan Bikini Girls pose on the ramp.
-Two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.
-Rah’s pals Happy Mango and Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy also walks out.
Mike Best vs. Noah Hanson
Number One Contenders Match for LSD Title
Brian Hollywood vs. Darin Zion
Alcatraz Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens
LSD Title Match
Max Kael © vs. Brenton Cross
ICON Title Match
Cecilworth Farthington © vs. Lindsay Troy
MATCH #3-Rah defeated Adam Ellis ‘The Exciter’ (Run Time: 2 minutes)
–Ellis tries to ‘excite’ the crowd…and fails miserably. Rah nails him with the Eye of Rahhhhhh! and picks up the win.
-Post-match, Rah calls out Ultratron-5.1 for kidnapping Tori McGill and trying to use her against him in their match at Evening of Champions.
Ultratron-5.1 Promo (Run Time: 3 minutes)
-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable wheel Tori out after the match.
-Ultratron-5.1 cuts a promo on Rah and tells him if he knows what’s good for young Tori then he knows what he has to do at Evening of Champions- lose.
MATCH #4/NON-TITLE-Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 defeated Eric Haywood with the Disintegrator (Run Time: 6 minutes)
–With Tori forced to watch, Ultratron-5.1 ruthlessly dispatches Haywood and hits a couple of extra Disintegrators after the match for Dawn McGill’s (a quick shot to the back shows she’s watching helplessly backstage) benefit.
MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
2. J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
3. Jack Fraiser
4. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Kings of Old School)
5. Pete Howe
Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender: Shizuko Yamazaki
2. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
3. Lani Harlot
4. Yosemite Samantha
5. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis
Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender: The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian
Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
2. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
3. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina
Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. Captain Jack Darrow
5. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Queen of the Trailer Park’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender: Kirsten Canfield
2. Poison Penny
3. Victoria McGill
4. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
MAIN EVENT-‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Run Time: 11 minutes)
-Tess attacks immediately and works over Dallas in the corner. Iris hits arm drags to both Tess and Dallas and follows with a springboard plancha that sends Dallas out of the war. Dallas pulls Tess to the floor with her. Dallas hits a tope to Dallas.
-Back in the ring and Iris takes control with strikes and follows with chops. She hits a slam on Dallas for 2. Dallas fires back, but runs into an Iris back elbow for 2. Iris grounds the action. Dallas fights to her feet and gets clotheslined back down by Tess. Dallas again fights to her feet. Tess hits John Woooo. Iris follows with a basement dropkick. Tess misses a standing moonsault. Iris rolls her up for 2. Tess hits a slap and runs the ropes. She hits the high crossbody on Dallas for 2. Tess then springboards and gets planted with a spinebuster by Dallas for 2. Tess counters the buckle bomb, posts Dallas. Iris clocks Dallas with the Disaster Kick for 2. Tess rushes in to Iris and gets back body dropped out of the ring. Dallas tries to sneak up on Iris. Iris back kicks her and then hits the Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper to claim the win.