Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Hyland Performance Arena
St. Charles, Missouri
Saturday November 16th, 2019
Last night, Missouri Valley Wrestling rolled into St. Charles, Missouri for a Saturday night house show and television taping as MVW approaches the Evening of Champions pay per view show that will mark the end of the year. All four champions saw action on the twelve match card that also included two number one contender’s matches to fill out the first January supershow when MVW returns to action.
Missouri Valley Wrestling St. Charles, MO Results:
MATCH #1-Bullethead defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith with the Bullet Bomb @ 8:42
–Bullethead moves up to #4 in the Heartland division with the win over Smith.
MATCH #2-‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas in a three way elimination match @ 15:05
–Lewis eliminated Iris first. Then she and Dallas had a wild back and forth blow out until Lewis hit the Last Round out of the blue to end the match. With the win, Lewis jumps back into the Top 5 in the Women’s Division.
MATCH #3-The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa defeated People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster- Melissa pinned Foster with the CHECK!-mate @ 16:35
–The Hansons grind out a huge win to leapfrog over the PFB into the #2 spot in the Women’s Tag Team Division.
MATCH #4-Poison Penny defeated Victoria McGill via count-out @ :10
–Of course, Tori is being held captive by Poison Penny’s ally- the Heartland Champion Ultratron 5.1- so she was unable to make it to the ring for her match. Unfortunately, this would have been a huge opportunity for Tori to move up in the rankings and break into title contention.
Post-match, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable wheels Tori out after the count-out. Ultratron-5.1 cuts a promo on Rah and tells him if he knows what’s good for young Tori then he knows what he has to do at Evening of Champions- lose.
MATCH #5/NON-TITLE-Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 defeated Eric Haywood with the Disintegrator @ 3:22
–With Tori forced to watch, Ultratron-5.1 ruthlessly dispatches Haywood in quick order.
MATCH #6-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Ruff submitted Company with the Muta Lock @ 11:11
–Rough Justice bounces back from the loss last week to the Southern Boys to maintain their #2 ranking in the tag team ranks.
MATCH #7/NON-TITLE:-Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated Willie (‘I have a child!’) Zane and Tim Machine- Banks pinned Zane with the Bank Statement Overdraft @ 4:21
–Banks and Walstreit were never challenged. Watching the match from the stage? ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and the former mouthpiece of the Sports Entertainment Corporation Phil Finebaum. Given the past history between McMann, Finebaum, Banks, and Walstreit, could something be up?
MATCH #8/NON-TITLE-Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- McDermott submitted Blake with the Indian Death Lock @ 7:30
–Davisson and McDermott get a fight from the Varney sisters but come out with the win.
MATCH #9-Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
–Taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland
MATCH #10/NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker with the Canadian Destroyer @ 4:43
–Carrigan prepares for her rematch with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens at Evening of Champions on December 1st with a decisive win over Walker.
MATCH #11-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
–Taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated Denver McMasters with the Katahajime @ 5:21
–Ditto with Blackwell as he gets ready for J.J. Bittinger in two weeks.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Evening of Champions Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
–Men’s Title Match TBD vs. TBD
-Women’s Title Match TBD vs. TBD
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: TBD vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match TBD vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive