11/4-MVW Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Tonight’s Show (60 minutes)
– Yosemite Samantha vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
– Main Event/Six Man Tag Team Special Attraction Match: ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, and High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and the ‘Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R.



-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan wins the MVW Women’s Title from Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © when High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood arrives on the scene and distracts her.
-A huge brawl between Scottywood and Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens erupts after the match.
-MVW Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. retain over The Southern Boys
-J.J. Bittinger defeats MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell via DQ when ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson attacks him.   Then ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler turns on Blackwell as the show ends.



Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday November 4th, 2019
Taped Saturday November 2nd
Bank of the Ozarks Arena
Hot Springs, AR

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise


Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show from the middle of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome to the Banks of the Ozarks Arena in Hot Springs, Arkansas for tonight’s edition of MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. I am Thunderbolt Smith.

Thunderbolt points to himself.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Thunderbolt points to Hall next to him.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Tonight, we’ve got two big matches for you. Tell us about them, Rick.

Rick Hall: Thanks Thunderbolt. First off, Yosemite Samantha has been on the rebound of late after an injury took her out of action for a while. She’s slowly regained her mojo and now she’s on the cusp of potentially getting a title shot. But tonight, she has to find a way to get by the up and coming Japanese star Shizuko Yamazaki. Yamazaki arrived in MVW full of promise when she demolished Ninja Kitty in her first match. But she, too, ran into trouble and that induced her to bring in the long-time ring veteran Daniel-San to help her out and guide her towards the women’s title. This is going to be fun one.

Thunderbolt Smith: Speaking of fun one. Our main event is going to be something.

Rick Hall: Yes it will Thunderbolt. We have tonight the return for one night only of ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay to the ring as he teams up with ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah AND High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis in a six man tag team special attraction match against the Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling, Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: The combined entrances of Rah and Ray McAvay may last longer than the match itself.

Rick Hall: That’s a pretty good bet.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week, J.J. Bittinger challenged MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell in the main event and had the champion in big trouble.

(REPLAY: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger)

Bittinger does exactly that. He pulls Blackwell up – wraps his arms around him – squeezes as hard as he can.

Johnny Suave: BEAR HUG!

Blackwell flails about and tries to get loose.


A big blur hits the ring with a steel chair. *CRRRACK*


Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson ran in and whacked Bittinger in the back with a chair and got the champion disqualified costing the challenger the title. Blaire Moise has Bittinger with her right now. Blaire?

Cut to Blaire Moise backstage.

Blaire turns to J.J. who’s standing next to her.

Blaire Moise: J.J. Last week in Chicago, you had the champion in your Bear Hug submission hold and Bill Dickinson interfered and got you disqualified.

J.J. Bittinger: Yeah Blaire. I had Charlie Blackwell beat. And that idiot redneck Bill Dickinson cost me the match.

Blaire Moise: Why do you think he did it?

J.J. Bittinger: Because he’s a big baby? Hell Blaire, when I went after Blackwell after I arrived on the scene at MVW, I did it to – one – get his attention and let him know I was coming for his title, and – two – lay down a marker to the rest of the wrestlers to let them know I was someone of consequence that they would have to deal with.

Blaire Moise: So what’s the difference between what you did and what Dickinson did?

J.J. Bittinger: I did not attack Blackwell during a match. I did not cost Blackwell a match.

Blaire Moise: I see.

Bittinger turns to the camera and points.

J.J. Bittinger: So, Bill Dickinson. Why you attacked me at a critical moment in the match- I don’t know. I don’t care if you were mad about what happened during our match. There was no reason to involve me in your little hissy fit and you can bet that there’s gonna be some retribution.

Bittinger exits.

Blaire Moise: That’s all from here. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire. I get the sense that this isn’t the end between J.J. Bittinger and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Rick Hall: These two men have a date with each other on November sixteenth in St. Charles, Missouri in a number one contender’s match. The intensity in the match will be off the charts.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, in the ring right now? The CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling Ray McAvay and he’s expected to address what happened last week during the Lisa Barbosa-Stevens-Sheline Carrigan match.

(VIDEO CLIPS: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. Sheline Carrigan)

–Barbosa-Stevens hits Carrigan with a Toxic Sting.

–High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood shows up on the ring apron and Barbosa-Stevens doesn’t make the cover.

–Carrigan recovers and hits Barbosa-Stevens with the Canadian Destroyer. She makes the pinfall. One…two…THREE!

Cut to McAvay in the ring.

McAvay stands in the middle of the ring wearing his usual clothes: Hawaiian shirt, jeans, tennis shoes.

Ray McAvay: Last week on Wrestling Night in the Heartland, we had ourselves a bit of an anomaly. We don’t usually get outside interference from someone who’s not even in Missouri Valley Wrestling. As a result of Scottywood’s appearance and subsequent ‘reaction’ from Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens, that created an unusual situation, I’ve made some executive decisions on the booking for our pay per view show in December. For starters, I will book the show personally instead of using the rankings. Secondly, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will get an automatic rematch against new Women’s Champion Sheline Carrigan at the pay per view.

The crowd applauds the announcement.

Ray McAvay: Also, due to the way the men’s title match ended last weekend, regardless of who comes out on top in the J.J. Bittinger-Bill Dickinson match in two weeks, Bittinger will get a rematch with champion Charlie Blackwell for the title.

More applause.

Ray McAvay: The men’s tag team title match will be Corporate World, Inc. defending the title against The Southern Boys.

There’s a few boos and grumbling over the Southern Boys but general applause.

Ray McAvay: The women’s tag team title match will be the Missouri Valley Fight Club defending the title against Backman Taylor Powerdrive.

Applause follows.

Ray McAvay: The Heartland Title match will be ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 defending against Rah.

That blows the roof off the building.

Ray McAvay: And last – but not least. Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin will defend her title against Kirsten Canfield.

More applause.

Ray McAvay: That’s the pay per view. Now, what does this mean for the potential winners of the number one contender’s matches this month? The winners of those matches will get a shot at the title against whomever is the champion at that time- on January eleventh at our Missouri Valley Wrestling Beginnings Supershow.

Man’s Voice: That’s very magnanimous of you.

The spotlight shines on ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann who appears on the stage.

Mr. McMann: I mean, all I’ve heard for weeks upon end is ‘McAvay makeover’ this and ‘McAvay makeover’ that.

McMann paces back and forth.

Mr. McMann: The problem with the McAvay makeover is that you are rewarding wins and losses as if pro wrestling is a sport. Pro wrestling is sports entertainment- not a sport. Wins and losses don’t mean jack. Titles are nice but creating stars who will make money for you is even better. The McAvay makeover is a failure because it doesn’t make stars. Do you know who makes stars?

McMann points to himself.

Mr. McMann: People like me make stars. And there’s a group of people who’s been neglected and disenfranchised as a result of the McAvay makeover.

He motions to the back. Out walks: Khris Kardoucheian- the patriarch of the Kardoucheian Empire. His sons Ken, Khourtney, and Koley Kardoucheian followed.

The crowd displays their antipathy towards the Kardoucheians by booing.

Mr. McMann: The Kardoucheians are stars. Their reality show Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians is a proven television ratings winner. The Kardoucheians have demonstrated their ability to create buzz. And yet, the Kardoucheians can’t get on television.

Ray McAvay: Well McMann, the problem is they can’t win matches. If they can’t win matches, then they aren’t good enough to get on television when I have wrestlers performing at a higher level in the ring.

Mr. McMann: Oh please. In the world of pro wrestling, you don’t have to be good to be a star. You have to be good at sports entertainment. The Kardoucheians are good at sports entertainment and I’m a genius at sports entertainment. So it’s time for you to do the right thing – the sports entertainment – thing – and put the Kardoucheians back a place of prominence here in MVW. We not only ask this- we demand this.

Ray McAvay: Demand denied. If the Kardoucheians want television time that badly, tell them to start winning some matches- just like everyone else on this roster.

Mr. McMann: But-

Ray McAvay: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a match to get ready for tonight.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. Mr. McMann is back and so are the Kardoucheians!

Rick Hall: Have the Kardoucheians actually won a match in the past six months?

Thunderbolt Smith: I don’t know about the past six months, I do know that Ken just won a match on MVW’s studio syndicated show.

Rick Hall: Blind squirrel theory?

Thunderbolt Smith: Maybe. We’ll be back with more wrestling action right after these messages.




November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match


Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: And welcome back to Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, and High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis face ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not just intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable and the ‘Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R in tonight’s main event. But it’s now time for our first match of the night. Let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring for the introductions.

Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen! Our first match of the night is one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first…

“Clock Strikes”- One OK Rock

Shizuko Yamazaki “The Shadow Warrior”
AGE: 21 / HT: 5’4″ WT: 125 / HOME: Osaka, Japan

FIN: Cranial Contusion
MGR: Daniel-San

Daniel-San walks out with Yamazaki. Yamazaki poses on the stage and then heads down to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent…

“Moth to a Flame”- Metallica

Yosemite Samantha, sporting a big ten gallon cowboy hat and a holster complete with gun, walks out onto the stage and gives the audience the ol’ stinkeye.

“The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande” Yosemite Samantha
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS

FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

With an intense look on her face, Yosemite Samantha marches down to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Two wrestlers with a lot to prove with a lot on the line.

Yosemite Samantha leaps onto the ring apron and takes aim at her opponent.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha got hurt and it’s taken a while for her to get back to the level she was at. Shizuko Yamazaki came in like a supernova and she’s now is trying to get back on track.

Samantha removes her cowboy hat and gun holster and leaves them in the corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ashland Carney is your referee.

Rick Hall: A new female referee.

Carney calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are underway.


MATCH ONE-Yosemite Samantha vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
Yosemite Samantha races across the ring. Yamazaki calmly counters with an arm drag takedown.

YS attacks again. Yamazaki does it again. YS attacks a third time – same result.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can Yamazaki absorb the early onslaught of Yosemite Samantha?

Yamazaki stands over Yosemite Samantha and drives her to the mat with the Switchblade kick. Yamazaki hits the ropes.

Rick Hall: So far, Yamazaki is doing exactly that.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here come the Yamazaki express!

She rushes at YS and decks her again with a high knee.

Thunderbolt Smith: Shining Wizard sends Yosemite Samantha to the mat and Yamazaki goes for a quick win.

Yamazaki hooks the legs.


T-Yosemite Samantha kicks out.

Yamazaki pulls her up by the hair and flings her across the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yamazaki with the Hairpull Whip.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha is running about a half step slower than the Shadow Warrior.

YS gets back to her feet- she’s unsteady. Yamazaki unleashes a kick. Yosemite Samantha ducks. Yamazaki wheels around and nails YS with a second kick.

Thunderbolt Smith: That one connected and Yosemite Samantha tips over like a falling tree.

Yamazaki scrambles over and makes the cover.

Rick Hall: Yamazaki for the win!


Two…Yosemite Samantha grabs the bottom rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha barely gets to the ropes.

Yosemite Samantha holds on to the rope. Yamazaki impatiently waits.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha is trying to milk this as long as she can but referee Carney finally starts a five count.

YS releases the rope. Yamazaki advances. Yosemite Samantha rolls under the ropes – Yamazaki is not pleased.

Yosemite Samantha tells referee Ashland Carney to move her opponent back. Carney does and finally starts a ten count on Yosemite Samantha.

She takes her sweet time climbing back in the ring and does so when Carney hits ‘nine.’

Yosemite Samantha and Yamazaki circle. Lock up. YS sticks her head under Yamazaki’s arm – clasps her arm around the Shadow Warrior and lifts her up and over. YS stomps at Yamazaki.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yamazaki looked good early on but Yosemite Samantha has come on.

Yamazaki rolls out of danger – back to her feet. Yosemite Samantha boots Yamazaki in the groin – dropping her to her knees.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha going low!

Rick Hall: She’s fought to get back into the match and she’s finally gaining ground.

YS takes a side headlock. She DDT’s her to the mat. YS rolls her over. Cover.


Two-Yamazaki kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Strong kick out by the Shadow Warrior but Yosemite Samantha continues to be aggressive.

Yosemite Samantha with a clothesline. Yamazaki back up – Daniel-San shouts encouragement to her. YS follows with a knee strike.

Rick Hall: Daniel-San trying to help Yamazaki ride out the storm. Yosemite Samantha is just relentless.

Elbow drop by YS – but Yamazaki rolls out of the way.

Thunderbolt Smith: Elbow dropped misses. Yosemite Samantha holds her elbow from the impact. Now Yamazaki fires back.

She lands a couple rights that drives YS to the ropes. But then Yosemite Samantha comes back with a head butt.

She lands right hand strikes and Yamazaki is down.

Yamazaki back up. YS keeps attacking in the corner, lays in more strikes and a clothesline in the corner.

YS follows with more head butts. Yamazaki falls to a knee. YS chokes her out in the ropes and Carney immediately starts a five count.

Yamazaki kicks out at YS. Both spill to the floor.

Yosemite Samantha slams Yamazaki into the barricade. She follows with body shots and Yamazaki winces.

But the Shadow Warrior slaps YS. She spins her around and whips YS into the barricade and she ends up in the crowd.

Carney starts a ten count as both women continue to brawl on the outside.

Both women make their way back to ringside when Carney hits six and get back into the ring.

Yamazaki delivers more rapid-fire strikes.   Yosemite Samantha fires back with rights of her own. She grabs Yamazaki around the waist and hits a desperation belly to back suplex.

Thunderbolt Smith: Just when you think one woman has taken control of the match, the other fires off a flurry of offense.

Rick Hall: They both want this match really bad Thunderbolt. The winner puts themselves in position for a possible title chance.

Yamazaki cuts off YS’s rally with a superkick.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh…wow!

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha’s head snapped back.

Yamazaki launches herself into back handspring into a moonsault. Cover.




Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Yosemite Samantha just gets her shoulder up!

Yamazaki follows Yosemite Samantha to the ropes. She steps up and traps one of her opponent’s arms with her arm, and drapes her free leg over the neck of Yosemite Samantha, forcing it downward.

Thunderbolt Smith: OCTOPUS HOLD!

Carney immediately calls for a break.

Rick Hall: But she’s in the ropes and that’s not going to finish the match.

Especially when Carney starts a five count. Yamazaki waits as long as she can and releases the hold at the count of 4.5.

Yosemite Samantha falls to the mat. Yamazaki goes top turnbuckle. But YS comes to life and climbs up there with her.

Right hand by YS. Right hand by Yamazaki. Right by YS. Right by Yamazaki. They trade blows up top.

Finally, Yamazaki nails Yosemite Samantha with a right hand that knocks her off the turnbuckle. Yamazaki stands up.

Thunderbolt Smith: What is she going to do?

She’s going to splash YS with a corkscrew senton. Yamazaki bounces and ends up a few feet away. She scurries over to make the cover.



TH-Carney holds up two fingers.

Thunderbolt Smith: Somehow, Yosemite Samantha just got her shoulder up again.

Rick Hall: Can Yamazaki put her away?

That’s what she aims to do. She hooks both arms and lifts Yosemite Samantha to an inverted position.

Thunderbolt Smith: If she hits this, it is over.

Does she hit it? Yeah. Yamazaki spikes YS to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: CRANIAL CONTUSION!

Rick Hall: See ya!




THREE! Carney calls for the bell.


Thunderbolt Smith: And that’s it. Shizuko Yamazaki has just picked up another huge win.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at ten minutes and fourteen seconds. SHIZUKO YAMAZAKI!

Carney raises Yamazaki’s arm in victory. Daniel-San also joins her in the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: it was not an easy win. But Shizuko Yamazuki overcame a tough battle with the always difficult to beat Yosemite Samantha.

Rick Hall: This should get her back into title contention again. You can tell that Daniel-San has had a calming influence on the Shadow Warrior because she’s been terrific since he’s become her manager.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. Shizuko Yamazuki gets the win her tonight on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. We’ll be back with more right after these messages.





HOW Presents – Rumble at the Rock 9
November 9th, 2019
Alcatraz Island, San Francisco, California

Infirmary Match for the World Championship/Icon Title
World Champion Halitosis vs. Dan Ryan vs. Icon Champion Cecilworth Farthington
-1st fall decides the Icon Champion
-2nd fall decides the World Champion

Solitary Confinement Match
Christopher America vs. Michael Lee Best

Prison Yard Match for the LSD Championship
MJ Flair © vs. High Flyer vs. Maximillian Kael vs. Evan Ward

Crucifixion Match
Scottywood vs. Scott Stevens

Guard Tower Match for the Tag Team Championships
The Industry: Lindsay Troy & Dan Ryan © vs. The Order: Darin Zion & Brian Hollywood

General Population Match
‘Crash’ Rodriguez vs. Brenton Cross



Cut to backstage.

Inside the Southern Boys’s dressing room. Standing next to a locker, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Sitting on the benches: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.

Dickinson looks very pissed.

Bill Dickinson: I ain’t gonna waste a lot of words on what Ray McAvay did tonight. McAvay, you’re wrestling tonight in that six man tag match and in my eyes that makes you fair game. You’re gonna pay for sticking that hillbilly dumb-ass J.J. Bittinger in that title match at the pay per view. That’s my spot.

Dickinson points to himself for additional emphasis.

Bill Dickinson: MY spot. Not some ass-*BLEEP* who hasn’t done a *BLEEP*-damn thing in Missouri Valley Wrestling. That match belongs to ME.

Miller, Williams, and Butler all nod in agreement.

Bill Dickinson: McAvay, as far as I see it. Tonight, you’re a wrestler. That puts a nice big bullseye on your back and you can bet that I intend to pay you a little visit tonight. As you for you Bittinger. November sixteenth. Hyland Performance Arena. St. Charles, Missouri. Your ass is mine. I’m going send you back to the inbred hillbillies at Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling and there ain’t going to be enough left of you to get your match with Charlie Blackwell at the pay per view. Count on it.

Cut to Blaire Moise backstage with the MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell.

Blaire Moise: Charlie, your thoughts on what went down last week?

Charlie Blackwell: Blaire, I know I said that I specifically wanted J.J. Bittinger because he attacked me in August when he arrived at MVW. But I really wanted to just beat the guy in the ring. I did NOT want Bill Dickinson to get involved in the match. But he did…

Blaire Moise: So you’ll get J.J. again at the pay per view.

Charlie Blackwell: Yes and here’s what I think about that. J.J., you picked a fight with me as your first official act in Missouri Valley Wrestling and I am more than happy to oblige you at the pay per view. You got the better of me last week but let me tell you this- you’ve got one coming. I don’t have an army behind me. But I’ve got this…

Charlie holds up the MVW Men’s title belt.

Charlie Blackwell: I’ve fought off all challengers to this belt for over fifteen months now. So, I’ll see you in Kansas City on December first. You were unlucky that Bill Dickinson decided to stick his ugly face in our match last week when you were doing so well. At the pay per view, you’re not going to get the same Charlie Blackwell you nearly beat. Now that I know what to expect, you can bet that Charlie Blackwell is going to be ready for you this time. See you in December J.J.

Blackwell departs.

Blaire Moise: Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire.

Rick Hall: Blackwell may very well be right. J.J. Bittinger had a golden opportunity last week to win the Men’s title and through no fault of his own – *koff, koff* Bill Dickinson – he may not get a better shot at the champion.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both men will have ample time to prepare for the match.

Rick Hall: That is true as well.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall. Kimber.

Cut to Kimber inside the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Tonight’s main event is going to be a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first.

Kimber Marshall introduces team number one who are already in the ring…and not happy that they’re not getting the full entrance.

Dark Overlords of Wrestling
‘‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 225 / HOME: Memphis, TN

‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 275 / HOME: Las Vegas, NV

VALET: Poison Penny

‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
-MVW’s Men’s Heartland Champion
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown

FIN: The Disintegrator
MGR: Todd the Backstage Technician

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

“I’m sinfully delicious!”

Dawn McGill’s high-pitched, squeaky tone (done in annoyingly brainless blonde bombshell sing-song tone to the tune of the tag from the Lucky Charm’s cereal commercial) heralds the arrival of the once Six Foot Tall Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt now turned sports entertainment eye candy.  Slinking out onto the stage in a gold one piece strapless dress that just barely covered her breasts and went down to mid-thigh, gold high heel shoes, copious makeup on her face, teased platinum hair right out of the 1980’s, and bright red lipstick on her lips, McGill rolls her eyes at the sound of her high pitched voice over the loudspeaker and then snaps back into sports entertainment Barbie character.

Kimber Marshall: …led to the ring by ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill…

McGill struts her way down the ramp and stops intermittently to pose for the fans. Three quarters of the way down, someone in the crowd holds up a sign that catches her attention. She points to the fan with the sign and motions him to come to the guardrail. The fan, who appears to be of college student age, goes over to meet her. Dawn smiles at the kid, grabs the side of his face with both hands, and plants a full mouth, no holds barred kiss on the surprised student.

In the heat of the moment, the student finds his hand gravitating towards McGill’s breasts. Instinctively, Dawn slaps the hand away.

Dawn McGill: Don’t touch those.

Student: Sorry.

Once the kiss ends, McGill- lipstick slightly smeared on her face, giggles in a very high pitch as she backs away from the college student – his face also smeared with red lipstick – and continues on towards the ring.

A man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie climbs into the ring. He gestures for Kimber to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.

Announcer Guy: Hit it!

Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound blares and the announcer guy raises the microphone to his mouth.

Announcer Guy: Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the nineteen-fifties. And just for your reference, he is, for thirty-three years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than twenty thousand students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

He pauses and looks out at the crowd as the lights turn off.  A small spotlight illuminates the ramp where the BeachBronze Suntan Bikini Girls are standing.

The bikini girls pose on the ramp.  Then two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason it’s eighty degrees outside and not minus four hundred and fifty-nine point six seven…and the reason Brian Wilson wrote all those great songs…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

Rah’s friend and middle-aged folk singer Happy Mango follows strumming a guitar along with the omnipresent Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy.

McGill breaks character again and rolls her eyes at Rah’s overly elaborate entrance.


The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and prepares to climb into the ring.

Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy. She starts to head for the ropes but her right leg doesn’t move. Looking down, Kimber is dismayed to see Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy hanging on to her leg.

Kimber sighs her way through the actual introduction of Rah.

Rah!: The Sunshine God
Motivational speaker by day.  Pseudo inspirational deity complete with eclectic entourage by night. 

AGE: 36 / HT: 6’ 8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA
Rah’s Followers: Happy Mango, Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, The BronzeBeach Suntan Bikini Girls

Kimber Marshall: And his tag team partners…

“I Won’t Back Down” – Tom Petty

McAvay comes out with West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy and Bert the Janitor.
Halitosis walks out with Coach E.J. Flack.

‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
-Former High Octane Wrestling World Champion

-Former Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion
AGE: 39 / HT: 6’-3” WT: 215 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX

FIN: McGill Bomb

‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis
High Octane Wrestling World Champion
AGE: 31 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 195 HOME: Chattanooga, TN

FIN: Dragon Sleeper

Thunderbolt Smith: Now that we’ve survived the long entrances, your thought on the match Rick?

Rick Hall: Well. McAvay hasn’t wrestled in months. Rah is wrestling at a high level right now and certainly so is Halitosis. As for the other team, Ultratron-5.1 is a two time Heartland champion and Sufferable and Triple R are still going to be knocking off the ring rust.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We will be back with this match on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv after these commercial messages.




MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Pete Howe
5. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

2. Yosemite Samantha
3. Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
4. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
2. Poison Penny
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Victoria McGill
5. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)


Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are about ready to get under way.

Referee Davey Keels does a quick check of all six wrestlers and calls for the bell.


MAIN EVENT/SIX MAN TAG SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH: Rah, Ray McAvay, and Halitosis vs. Ultratron-5.1, The Dark Overlords of Wrestling: Justin Sufferable and Triple R
Rah and Ultratron 5.1 to start.

But Ultratron 5.1 turns away from Rah and he tags in Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ultratron 5.1 doesn’t want any part of Rah. He tags in Triple R and gets out of the ring.

Rah is not happy and climbs out of the ring to chase after Ultratron-5.1 ignoring Triple R. Ultratron-5.1 takes off running; Rah sprints after him.

Triple R gets in Keels’s grill.

Thunderbolt Smith: Now Triple R is demanding that Keels start a ten count on Rah.

Keels complies with the request and does exactly that.


Ultratron-5.1 runs right into a McAvay right hand that decks him. Rah hops up on the ring apron and rolls back into the ring.

McAvay and Halitosis double team Ultratron-5.1 on the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R is going to the top rope!

Triple R steadies himself. Then he leaps and cannonballs into McAvay and Halitosis on the floor.

Rick Hall: Okay. That was impressive. Triple R is way heavier than he was in his prime and he somehow got on the top turnbuckle and took out McAvay and Halitosis.

Now Justin Sufferable joins in and stomps away at both McAvay and Halitosis.

Thunderbolt Smith: WAIT! Now Rah’s going top turnbuckle!

The six-foot eight Sunshine God climbs up to the top. He flies and spears Sufferable and Triple R, driving both into the steel barricade with great force.

Rick Hall: Okay. That was really impressive and shows you how much Rah has improved in the ring over the past couple year.

Sufferable crumples up in a ball against the barricade. Triple R starts crawling back towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: You can thank Dawn McGill for that. She’s the one responsible for helping to turn the careers of Rah, McAvay, and Halitosis around and making them into really good professional wrestlers.

McGill files her nails at ringside and flirts with someone in the front row.

Thunderbolt Smith: And she’s a pretty good manager too. Keels again starts a count.

Rah makes it back to the ring. Triple R reaches the apron. He climbs up and rolls back in. Rah hits a leg drop. Cover.


Two…Triple R kicks out.

Rah pulls Triple R up and plants him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Cover.


Two…again Triple R kicks out. He pokes Rah in the eye and scurries back to his corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R’s had enough early and he tags in Justin Sufferable.

Rah tags Halitosis in. The crowd rises to their feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: And here comes High Octane Wrestling’s World Champion.

Sufferable cautiously approaches The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene. Lock up. Sufferable rakes the eyes.

Thunderbolt Smith: And Sufferable immediately takes the short cut.

Rick Hall: Good to see Justin Sufferable hasn’t changed after all these years.

Sufferable goes for a side headlock. Halitosis slips out and hits a standing dropkick. Right hand to Sufferable – spinning heel kick connects.



Tw- Sufferable gets the shoulder up – he turns his head to make sure to steer clear of Halitosis’s breath…

…Ultratron-5.1 has a side headlock on McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Heartland Champion in control against the MVW CEO.

Rick Hall: Ray’s looked a little sluggish in the ring tonight. You can tell he hasn’t wrestled a whole lot since taking over as CEO.

Ultratron-5.1 whips McAvay to the ropes. *SMACK* McAvay grabs his chest and falls to a knee.

Thunderbolt Smith: Knife edged chop by ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’

Ultratron-5.1 snaps off a kick to the back – McAvay falls to the mat. Ultratron-5.1 walks over and grabs McAvay’s throat with both hands.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s a blatant chokehold.

Keels goes over and starts a five count. Rah doesn’t wait. He’s in the ring and steamrolls Ultratron-5.1.

Rick Hall: Rah’s been waiting for a chance to get his hands on Ultratron-5.1. He may have just got his chance.

Ultratron-5.1 rolls out of the ring- but not before tagging in Triple R. Poison Penny up on the ring apron. Rah sees her and doesn’t make any attempt to avoid her as he rams her a full speed.

Penny goes flying to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Poison Penny is down. She took a rough ride and even rougher landing on the floor.

Rick Hall: Remember though Thunderbolt. It was Poison Penny who gave Rah the Poison Kiss in his Heartland Title defense against Ultratron-5.1 that knocked out the Sunshine God and gave the title to Ultratron.

Rah again chases Ultratron-5.1 around the ring. Ultratron-5.1 tries to call time out. Rah isn’t interested and big boots the hell out of him.

McAvay battles back to his feet. Triple R and Sufferable double team McAvay. Sufferable calls the play and sends McAvay to the ropes. Triple R rams McAvay on the return and blows him completely up.

Sufferable then whips McAvay into Triple R’s fat ass. He falls on McAvay and covers.



TH-McAvay kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay JUST kicked out on that one.

Sufferable tags in. He lifts McAvay up into a vertical position and slams him to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Suplex by Sufferable and he makes the cover for the win!



TH- shoulder up.


Rick Hall: Ray’s got to tag out. The Dark Overlords of Wrestling have him isolated and he’s in big trouble.

Triple R tags in and maintains control with an arm wringer.

McAvay back to his feet but Triple R. holds the arm wringer. Sufferable back in. He delivers a pair of kicks to the gut.

Thunderbolt Smith: The D.O.W. are working very well together tonight as a tag team.

Rick Hall: And for someone who hasn’t been in the ring hardly at all over several years, Triple R is doing real well here tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: On the other hand, McAvay is running out of gas.

Keels tells Sufferable to get out of the ring. Sufferable flips him off – but he climbs out. Side headlock by Triple R. Lift.

Suplex and again McAvay lands hard on his back. Cover.



TH- Halitosis makes the save.

Keels tells him to get out of the ring. While Keels is preoccupied with that, Sufferable sneaks back in and basement dropkicks McAvay back to the mat.

Triple R pulls McAvay up and props him against a corner turnbuckle. He sprints across the ring and splashes McAvay – followed by Sufferable who finishes the double splash. Cover.


Two-McAvay gets a shoulder up.

Sufferable darts in and gets a cheap shot in on McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay has got to tag out.

Rick Hall: Sufferable and Triple R are just wearing him out.

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE COMES RAH!

Rah hits the ring. He takes out Sufferable with a Solar Eclipse Lariat. Triple R sits on McAvay for another cover.


Tw-McAvay gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay trying to get to his corner. Keels is busy trying to get both Rah and Justin Sufferable OUT of the ring.

Triple R goes to pull McAvay up – McAvay lands an elbow to the gut. And a second one. Third one.

McAvay gets loose. He goes for a kick – Triple R blocks and holds the foot. McAvay jumps and swings the other foot around.

Thunderbolt Smith: Enziguri by McAvay. Can he get to this corner?

Triple R grabs McAvay’s foot. McAvay tries to shake the foot loose.

Rick Hall: He’s almost there!

McAvay gets aways. He tags in Halitosis.

Thunderbolt Smith: HOT TAG TO HALITOSIS!

Halitosis hits two right hands in succession. He tries for a third – Triple R blocks and grabs his hand.

Triple R goes to whip Halitosis to the ropes – Halitosis reverses and sends Triple R for the ride. He leaps at Triple R on the return and Hurricanranas him to the mat.



Tw- Triple R kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Triple R holding his own in this match.

Rick Hall: He is.

Outside the ring, Dawn McGill is choking Ultratron-5.1 and slamming the Heartland champion’s head on the floor.

Halitosis sends Triple R for the ride – he leaps up and over and hooks the legs.


Keels slides in. Cover.



TH-NO! Triple R just gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: And that was close.

Justin Sufferable rushes the ring. Halitosis turns to him – breathes – and Sufferable wilts and his legs collapse.

Thunderbolt Smith: BREATH OF DEATH!

Rick Hall: Walked right into that one Thunderbolt!

Triple R up. He charges Halitosis – he suddenly clutches his throat and stumbles backwards.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE GOT TRIPLE R, TOO!

Triple R falls through the ropes to the floor.

Ultratron-5.1 tries to sneak up from behind. He grabs his throat.

Thunderbolt Smith: AND ULTRATRON-5.1!

Halitosis goes top rope. He leaps off and flips at the last second before hitting Triple R.



Halitosis quickly drapes his arm across Triple R – wraps around Triple R’s neck – he wrenches back and Triple R’s head is now vertical on the mat. Halitosis wriggles his body and bridges himself, which in turn bridges Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S GOT IT!

Triple R quickly taps out.



Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: The winners of this match at twelve minutes even. The team of RAH! RAY McAVAY! AND HALITOSIS!

Thunderbolt Smith: What a main event and-

“White Trash” – Chris Janson


The Southern Boys
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL

FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA

FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX

FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX

FIN: Texas Lariat
MGR: General DeBauchery

Dickinson attacks McAvay from behind. He mounts McAvay and starts flailing away at him.


Rick Hall: And here’s the Southern Boys to join in the fun!

His Southern Boys running mates ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler join in and start stomping the hell out of McAvay.

Elsewhere on the floor, Rah has set up a table and lifts Ultratron-5.1 up in the air. Poison Penny staggers over and plants a kiss on Rah- that stops him cold from putting Ultratron-5.1 through the table.

The crowd roars.

Thunderbolt Smith: KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX

FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN

FIN: Gut Check
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 224 / HOME: Cincinnati, OH

FIN: Brainbuster
The Foul Pole Andy Golatta
AGE: 45 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 274 / HOME: Warsaw, Poland

FIN: Foul Pole
Manager: Jackson C. Horne

All four members of the Kings of Old School attack the four members of the Southern Boys and it’s a complete free for all.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve gotta go! Thanks for tuning in tonight. We’ll see you next week on Missouri Valley Wrestling’s – Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. See you next week!

November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
Men’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Rough Justice vs. The Southern Boys
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
Women’s Title #1 Contender’s Match: Yosemite Samantha/Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: J.J. Bittinger vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
-Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Women’s Title Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-Heartland Title Match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 11th – Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Men’s Title Match
-Women’s Title Match
-Men’s Tag Team Title Match
-Women’s Tag Team Title Match



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