Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Friday September 27th, 2019
Missouri Valley Wrestling kicked off a three day swing through Iowa last night with a house show in Urbandale, Iowa- on the outskirts of Des Moines in the center of the state.
MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens was originally scheduled to appear tonight at the show. However, after a disturbing incident that took place in Texarkana last Sunday involving High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood, Lisa was given the weekend off. Scottywood had attacked Cary Stevens, Bo Stevens, and George Stevens in an attempt to goad Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens into agreeing to a match at HOW’s upcoming Rumble at the Rock show.
However, if you happened to tune in to HOW’s Friday Night Chaos 3 last night on HOTv, you already know that Scottywood struck again when he invaded the Stevens home, tied Lisa to a bed, and demanded a match with Scott Stevens again at RATR. This time, Scott accepted and the match will take place.
Lisa has confirmed with MVW that she will be back in action next weekend.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Urbandale, IA Results:
MATCH #1/FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH: Ninja Kitty defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker, Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell, and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas- Ninja Kitty hit the Hurricanarana DDT on Dallas to win @ 11:44
–Ninja Kitty received a standing ovation when she walked to the ring- making her return to MVW for the first time in several weeks. Walker was eliminated first by Ninja Kitty. Next out- Littell, pinned by Ninja Kitty. Down to Dallas and Ninja Kitty. Ninja Kitty then closed out Dallas with the Hurricanrana DDT to pick up the win.
Ninja Kitty thanked the fans after the match. She said the rest away from the ring was much needed and she’s glad to be back.
Before the next match, a keyboard organ part opens the epic Billy Joel classic “Captain Jack” and Captain Jack Darrow comes to the ring.
MATCH #2/FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH: Captain Jack Darrow defeated Stan the Appliance Man (Truckin’ Average Company), The Order Taker, and The Couch Potato- Captain Jack hit the Pirate Plunder and pinned the Couch Potato @ 20:53
–The Couch Potato was on fire early on, eliminating both Stan the Appliance Man and The Order Taker. But it was Captain Jack Darrow who proved victorious, hitting the Pirate Plunder to pull out the win.
MATCH #3: The McGill Family: Victoria McGill and Regina McGill defeated The Varney Sisters: Blake and Gwen-Victoria pinned Blake after hitting the McGill Bomb @ 8:01
–A much better performance from Tori McGill- who seems to have recovered from being DDT’d to the floor last week by HOW wrestler Darin Zion.
MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out and announced that ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin has been promoted to MVW Women’s title contention and will not be wrestling Delaney Foster tonight. Wrestling in her place will be Kirsten Canfield- she will face Foster for a chance at the Women’s Heartland title.
McAvay also announced that Jack Fraiser had also been moved up into MVW Men’s title contention and that Ultratron-5.1 still felt the effects of the nasty chairshot Dawn McGill delivered to him last week in Cape Girardeau, Missouri and was not cleared to wrestle. McAvay stated that the Heartland Champion Rah came into his office to demand a match with Ultratron-5.1 after what happened last weekend so he is going ahead and confirming that the match will in fact take place next Saturday night in Salina, Kansas.
MATCH #4: Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny defeated The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian- Tiny pinned Koley after hitting the Big Belch @ 8:06
–Disappointing loss for the Kardoucheians. But things were about to get worse.
MATCH #5: Jack Fraiser defeated Ken Kardoucheian with the Canadian Railaway @ 6:20
–The Kardoucheian Empire is in crisis. The Patriarch of the family Khris was not present for the show as he’s still recovering from Darin Zion’s assault last week. Ken Kardoucheian is having problems gaining traction in the single’s ranks. The tag team is a grease fire of epic proportion.
MATCH #6/NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Heartland Champion Rah defeated Bob Zardoz with the Eye of Rahhhh @ 7:35
–Rah cruises by Zardoz in a non-title match.
MATCH #7/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Heartland Champion ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin defeated Adrienne Banks with the Overthrow @ 7:52
–This match was added to the card when the Ultratron-5.1 match was cancelled.
MATCH #8: J.J. Bittinger defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith with the Bear Hug submission @ 6:43
–Bittinger rebounds from a tough loss to ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson to get back on the winning track.
MATCH #9: Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea) with the Wheatshocker Deluxe @ 8:11
–Fast paced, hard hitting match between both women. Canfield has climbed into title contention not three weeks after restarting her wrestling career. She will face the Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin Sunday night in Dubuque, Iowa for the title.
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane- Walstreit pinned Gibson-Lane with the Stock Market Plunge @ 14:36
–Good match between two really good tag teams. The Kings were on top until the Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson) showed up and caused a distraction for them- Dickinson is no longer under ‘house arrest’ and can accompany his team to the ring again.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
September 28th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
–Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)
–MVW Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
September 29th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
–Women’s Heartland Title Match: ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin vs. Kirsten Canfield
October 5th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
–Grudge Match/Tornado Six man Tag Team Rules in a Steel Cage: The Kings of Old School vs. The Southern Boys
–Heartland Title Match: Rah © vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR