Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Saturday September 14th, 2019
The MVW Men’s Title number one contender’s match, the Women’s Heartland tournament semi-final matches, and a television taping highlighted night two of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s run through Indiana and Illinois this weekend.
A very tired Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall arrived on site just couple hours before bell time after flying in from Memphis, Tennessee for the TV taping. Smith and Hall worked Friday night’s High Octane Wrestling Friday Night Chaos 2 and didn’t get to bed until six o’clock Saturday morning. After they coordinated another interview in the morning, Smith and Hall went to the airport to travel to Normal.
Following the main event in Gary, Indiana, MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out and drew the two matches for Night two of the Women’s Heartland title tournament would see the following semi-final matches for Saturday night:
-Eva Perrin vs. Kirsten Canfield
-Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY) vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.
Both the current Men’s Heartland champion Rah and the former champion Jack Fraiser, who meet later on tonight for the title, cut promos at the show. Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell, Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. also appeared at the show.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Normal, IL Results:
MATCH 1/EIGHT MAN ELIMINATION TAG MATCH- Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete/Jack from State Barn Insurance/Bob Zardoz/Millennial Mark (w/Snowflake Suzie) defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV/The Mononaghelian Stomper/Willie Idol/Bobby Starr- Beam eliminated the Stomper @ 18:55
Blaire Moise appears to conduct an in-ring interview with the tag team champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit with the ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko. After the interview, Walstreit parades his velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit around the ring because he is ‘The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
MATCH 2-‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina- Lewis pinned Regina after hitting the Last Call @ 8:07
–The problems for Tori McGill continue. She’s hit a lull in her development that’s she’s going to have to fight her way through. It didn’t help that ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 came out and distracted her to the point that she missed a tag attempt by Regina as a result which allowed Lewis to hit her finisher for the win.
Post match, Ultratron-5.1 repeated his manifesto that he was being screwed over by MVW and that he was going to do something about it tonight when he wiped the ring up with ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
MATCH 3- Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Bryan pinned Company with the This Is How We Roll You Up @ 11:21
–The biggest victory yet for the corporate country favorites yet as they fight off a late rally to hold on for the win.
MATCH 4- Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Mean Girl Crush @ 7:33
–Don’t fall asleep on Christa Carmondy. She dominated most of the match and looked a lot more motivated then she’s been the past couple of months.
Post match, Eva Perrin raced down to the ring to attack Harlot with a two by four and raced to the back with Harlot’s White Trash Posse in pursuit.
MATCH 5-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Texas Two-Steppers) with the Disintegrator @ 4:56
–In the shocker of the night, Ultratron-5.1 made good on his threat and wiped up the mat with ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. He attacked early and often and completely caught Butler by surprise.
Post match, he demanded that Ray McAvay come out to the ring and apologize personally for all of Ultratron-5.1’s perceived slights. McAvay did NOT come out. Instead, he sent MVW security down to forcibly remove him from the arena. As Ultratron-5.1 was being dragged away, he vowed to be back next week with back up, someone who would be the harbinger of doom and the bringer of death to MVW.
MATCH 6-The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa defeated Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor- Andrea pinned Taylor with the High Stick @ 11:41
–The Hansons finally pick up a much needed win over BTP and put themselves back into the mix. Andrea and Melissa are working better as a team. Charissa- who took a tough loss in the Women’s Heartland tournament in Gary, Indiana on Friday, whapped Backman in the head with a hockey stick and left Taylor to fend for herself.
Post match, The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris, Bailey Foster, and Delaney Foster attacked the Hansons in retaliation for what went down the night before in Gary, Indiana and a melee kicked off. It took MVW security several minutes to restore order.
MATCH 7-Average Joe defeated William Daniels Bryan with the Average Slam @ 12:50
–Average Joe takes a huge step forward with an unexpected win over William Daniels Bryan. Bryan looked sluggish in the match and allowed Average Joe to do pretty much whatever he wanted.
Blaire is out again, this time to interview the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.
MATCH 8-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell with the Canadian Destroyer @ 2:45
–A thoroughly dominant squash by the Canadian Cyborg with Barbosa-Stevens watching at ringside.
Blaire comes back out to interview the rising star in the Men’s division- J.J. Bittinger – in the ring.
MATCH 9/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL: Eva Perrin defeated Kirsten Canfield with the Overthrow @ 6:36
–Perrin easily books her place in the Women’s Heartland finals as she steamrolls past a rusty Kirsten Canfield.
Post match, Lani Harlot blasts Perrin from behind. Her White Trash Posse (Shayne and Jaxson) also Pearl Harbor her husband Colonel John Perrin and leave him in a heap outside the ring. That allows Harlot to slap on the White Trash Compactor on Perrin and she resisted several attempts by referees Ron Martin and Brent Payson to break the hold. Finally, MVW security make the save for Perrin but the big question is how much damage was done?
MATCH 10/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea) with the Pizza Cutter @ 13:25
–Tess started strong and finished even stronger. Delaney dominated the match for several minutes midway through but faded badly at the end. Tess now faces Eva Perrin for the Women’s Heartland belt tonight in Danville, Illinois.
Heartland Champion Rah comes out and cuts a promo on his opponent for the title Sunday in Danville, Illinois- Jack Fraiser
MATCH 11/MVW MEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (The Southern Boys) defeated J.J. Bittinger with the Southern Fried Powerbomb @ 16:21
–Bittinger tried to impose his pace on the match. But Dickinson wore him down and seized control at the seven minute mark. He never looked back and books another shot at Charlie Blackwell in two weeks.
Fraiser returns the favor and cuts a promo on Rah.
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated Marshall Laww (Rough Justice) with the Katahajime @ 4:34
–Charlie picks up another win and makes a point to his upcoming challenger.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
-Heartland Title Match: Rah © vs. Jack Fraiser
-Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO
–Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
-MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
September 27th – Buccaneer Arena / Urbandale, IA
September 28th – McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
–Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)
–MVW Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
September 29th – Five Flags Center / Dubuque, IA
October 5th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN