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‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 Alleges He ‘Sabotaged’ Monday Night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Show to keep it off the air.

Blair Moise
Blaire Moise

Blaire is at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Broadcast Center in St. Louis, Missouri.

Blaire Moise: Blaire Moise finally back on the air here at Missouri Valley Wrestling with a breaking news story. This statement appeared at Missouri Valley Wrestling headquarters earlier today from ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1.

Cut to: the letter

“Dear maggots.

I did it. I sabotaged your pathetic Monday night television show. You stole my Heartland title. You stole my valet. So I stole your stupid show.

Since MVW continues to thwart my will at every turn, I have been forced to take extreme measures in order to get my revenge on Tori McGill and Rah.

Xoxo…Ultratron-5.1”

Cut back to Blaire:

Blaire Moise: What is Ultratron-5.1 is referring to? First, let’s go back to the August 30th house show in Kearney, Nebraska.

(VIDEO: HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah)

-Ultratron-5.1’s valet Delaney Foster cracks a steel chair in the square of Rah’s back.

-Victoria McGill runs down and wipes out Foster.

-Rah hits the Eye of Rahhhhh! (jackknife powerbomb) on Ultratron-5.1. He covers. One…two…thre.

Blaire Moise: The second thing Ultratron-5.1 is referring to? This incident that took place at the MVW House show on September 7th…

(VIDEO: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Texas Two-Steppers) v. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1

-Tori McGill comes out to the ring at the four minute mark of the match and slaps Ultratron-5.1’s valet Delaney Foster in the face.

-The slap causes her to snap out of whatever control Ultratron-5.1 had over her. She leaves ringside with McGill.

Ultratron-5.1 realizes Foster has gone and gives chase. He ends up getting counted out.

Cut back to Blaire:

Blaire Moise: As for the ‘extreme measures’ Ultratron-5.1 vows to take in retaliation for what Tori McGill and Rah have allegedly done to him? Who knows. Stay tuned. I’m Blaire Moise. Good night everyone.

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