Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Martinsville High School Gym
Sunday August 18th, 2019
The final show of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s weekend swing stopped off south of Indianapolis in Martinsville, Indiana for a Sunday night show.
Headlining the evening program would be the Heartland Title match- a rematch between the new champion ‘‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the former champion Jack Fraiser. MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell was also on the card.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Martinsville, IN Results:
MATCH #1/SIX MAN TAG MATCH-Trucking’ Average Company (Ken Worth-American Trucker/Stan the Appliance Man/Brad Company) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank/Tiny/Stan)- Worth pinned Stan with the Jake Brake @ 11:26
–Fun, action packed opener
MATCH #2-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Morris pinned Blake with the Kentucky Headcrusher @7:22
-Morris and Foster finish the weekend on a high note, until…
Post-match, The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) again attack the People’s Front of Berea in retaliation for what went down at the Effingham house show. This time, the PFB fight back and this time it’s a stalemate.
Before the third match, Khris Kardoucheian- the patriarch of the Kardoucheian Empire- comes out and demands respect. Does he get it from the folks at Martinsville, Indiana?
MATCH #3-The Kardoucheian Empire: (Ken/Koley/Khourtney) defeated Captain Jack Darrow/Marshall Laww/The Order Taker- Ken pinned the Order Taker with the Hollywood Blockbuster @ 15:54.
–The Kardouchieans pick up the win but Captain Jack, Laww, and even the Order Taker gave them fits throughout.
Post-match, Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff/Connor Justice- two former police officers fired from the jobs for their extreme brand of justice) hit the ring with Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol and attack the Kardoucheians. Laww joins in.
Afterwards, Ruff and Justice offer Laww a spot in Rough Justice- he accepts.
MATCH #4/SIX WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH-Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor) and Adrienne Banks defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker/Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell/Miley Vyrus- Backman pinned Littell with the Takin’ Care of Business @ 16:12
–Another fun tag match with BTP shining throughout the match.
Jack Fraiser comes out with this Oootlander Blaire Rendell. Rendell’s on crutches. Fraiser’s still pissed off over what Delaney Foster did to Rendell (blew out her knee while Figure Four-ing her on a steel barricade). Fraiser says when Rendell gets well again she’s going to knock her stupid with a chair. Fraiser wants to know why ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 has been calling out the entire locker room. He already knows the answer, but tonight he wants the best and most aggressive so when Fraiser regains the title- it will hurt Ultratron-5.1 even more.
MATCH #5-The Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa) defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and The McGill Family (Victoria McGill and Regina McGill)- Andrea pinned Regina McGill after Charissa whapped her with a hockey stick @ 11:57
–fun six woman tag match where the Hansons get a little payback for their DQ loss the night before. Charissa snuck in a hockey stick shot to Regina at the end to give the Hansons the win.
Post-match, Yosemite Samantha came down to celebrate with the Hansons. She got on the microphone and dared any female to come down and challenge her to a match. Who answers the call?
The crowd explodes when Shizuko Yamazaki walks out.
MATCH #6-J.J. Bittinger defeated Jack from State Barn Insurance with the Bear Hug @ 4:31
–Bittinger dominated Jack throughout the match.
MATCH #7-Rah- the Sunshine God defeated Tom Smith ‘The World’s Most Uninteresting Man’ with the Eye of RAHHHH! @ 6:53
-Rah now sets his eyes on the Heartland title and gets off to a good start with a win over Smith.
Post-match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 comes out with his valet Delaney Foster and is offended again that Rah’s entourage bows down to him. Foster dutifully bows down to the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ Ultratron-5.1 states that Rah and every ‘maggot’ on the roster come out and will bow down to his brilliance. He also adds that later on tonight, Jack Fraiser will learn the hard way the consequences of not doing so.
MATCH #8-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell/’Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt/Obnoxious French Talk Show Host Dan LeBasterd- Butler pinned LeBasterd with the Texas Lariat @ 4:51
–Blackwell and Butler have little trouble with the French Connection.
A video montage played showing the run up to tonight’s Heartland Title Match.
MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Jack Fraiser defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine‘ Ultratron-5.1 © via DQ @ 24:41
–For much of this match, both men traded offensive moves and counters. Fraiser made clear early on that it was going to take an army to put him down and ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ threw everything he had at him. Then things went off the rails late in the match.
Frustrated that he couldn’t put Fraiser away, Ultratron-5.1 started to blatantly choke out Fraiser in an attempt to get disqualified. Rendell hopped into the ring and smacked Ultratron-5.1 in the back with her steel crutch. Ultratron 5.1 then grabbed Rendell and hit the Disintegrator (modified F-5) on her and went back to choking out Fraiser. Referee Davey Keels finally had enough and DQ’d Ultratron-5.1 but the Heartland Champion refused to break the chokehold.
That brought Rah down to the ring. Delaney Foster tried to get in his way to stop him- she received a Solstice Slam for her efforts. Rah hit the ring – ducked under Ultratron-5.1’s wild right hand – grabbed him and blew him up with the Eye of RAHHHHH!
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
–MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
–MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO