Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Terre Haute, IN
Saturday August 17th, 2019
Night two of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s swing through Central Illinois and Indiana saw MVW return to Terre Haute, Indiana on the Indiana-Illinois border for a big house show and a MVW Tag Team title defense last night.
In the main event, The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams) finally got their long awaited rematch against Corporate World, Inc. for the title they lost back at MVWA 91.
As was the case the night before in Effingham, Illinois: newcomers Marshall Laww, Captain Jack Darrow, and The People’s Front of Berea (KY) would see action last night along with the MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Terre Haute, IN Results:
Before the first match of the night, the golden voice of one Paul Rodgers is heard in the arena singing “Layin’ Down the Law” from The Law as newcomer Marshall Laww makes his way to the ring.
MATCH #1-Marshall Laww defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Lawwbreaker @ 10:10
-Laww’s second MVW house match is successful but Mr. Wrestling XXXIV used his wiles and years of experience to frustrate the rookie wrestler for much of the match.
MATCH #2-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis- Foster submitted Lewis with the Kentucky Fried Crossface Chickenwing @ 6:42
-Impressive win in their first official MVW match back, Morris and Foster have come back and made quite an impression at the first two shows this weekend.
Post-match, The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) attacked the People’s Front of Berea in retaliation for what went down the night before in Effingham (The PFB cost the MVFC the match against the tag team champions when they attacked the AoD and Davisson/McDermott were DQ’d).
Before the third match, a keyboard organ part opens the epic Billy Joel classic “Captain Jack” and introduces new wrestler Captain Jack Darrow for his first MVW match.
MATCH #3-Captain Jack Darrow defeated Bob Zardoz with the Pirate Plunder @ 12:15
-Captain Jack picks up his second win of the weekend.
Coach E.J. Flack comes out with ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and implores everyone to ‘Narfle the Garthok!’ Flack talks up Carrigan going into her big match next weekend at the Vadalabene Center in Edwardsville, IL when she challenges Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the title. Flack also mentions that Carrigan will get a shot at Barbosa-Stevens later on tonight in a tag match.
MATCH #4-J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger defeated The Order Taker with the Bear Hug @ 2:47
-Bittinger wastes little time in dispatching the young Order Taker.
MATCH #5-The Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa) defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and The McGill Family (Victoria McGill and Regina McGill)- Andrea pinned Regina McGill after Charissa whapped her with a hockey stick @ 11:57
–fun six woman tag match where the Hansons get a little payback for their DQ loss the night before. Charissa snuck in a hockey stick shot to Regina at the end to give the Hansons the win.
Post-match, Yosemite Samantha came down to celebrate with the Hansons. She got on the microphone and dared any female to come down and challenge her to a match. Who answers the call?
The crowd explodes when Shizuko Yamazaki walks out.
MATCH #6- Shizuko Yamazaki defeated Yosemite Samantha via DQ @ 2:00.
–Yamazaki and Yosemite Samantha brawl in the ring and the Japanese youngster gets the upper hand. Then the Hanson Sisters hit the ring and attacked. Yamazaki beat back Andrea and Charissa but Melissa smacked her in the back of the head with a hockey stick and that was all. Referee Brent Payson DQ’d Yosemite Samantha to give Yamazaki her biggest win in MVW yet.
Khris Kardoucheian brought out the Kardoucheian Empire again (The Karoucheians came out Friday night and demanded ‘respect’) to complain about the lack of ‘reverence’ for him and his sons Ken, Koley, and Khourtney.
His reward in Terre Haute, Indiana? The same as it was in Effingham, IL – a sound and thorough booing.
MATCH #7- William Daniels Bryan defeated Rah with the Crane Kick @ 15:20
-Bryan saw himself taken to the limit by the Sunshine God in a match where he had the Cattle Mutilation on Rah but the big man powered out. Fun match. Good win for Bryan.
Post-match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 comes out with his valet Delaney Foster and is offended that Rah’s entourage bows down to him. He claims if anyone is to be bowed down to- it’s the Supreme Emperor of the Heartland division Ultratron 5.1. Foster dutifully bows down to the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ Ultratron-5.1 demands that Rah and every ‘maggot’ on the roster come out and also bow down to his brilliance. Like the night before, he states he’ll wait in the ring until his demand is met.
And like the night before in Effingham, it doesn’t happen and the new Heartland champion has to skulk back to the dressing room.
MATCH #8/EIGHT WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH- Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, and Women’s Tag Team Champions Angels of Death (Angel Casey/Angel Scott) defeated ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan, Miley Vyrus, ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, and Christa Carmondy- Angel Casey pinned Harlot after the AoD hit the Angel Death Drop on her for the win @ 16:23
–Barbosa-Stevens and Carrigan- who meet in one week for the Women’s title- had minimal contact during the match. The crowd got their money’s worth from this one.
Between matches, Jack Fraiser came out to talk about his match tomorrow night against Ultratron-5.1 for the Heartland title he lost at MVWA 92. Also with him- Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell, on crutches and her knee in a brace. Fraiser vows to avenge what Ultratron-5.1’s valet Delaney Foster did to Rendell- Foster figure four’d her on the steel barricade and tore ligaments in Rendell’s knee- at Martinsville, Indiana Sunday evening.
MATCH #9/NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott with the Katahajime @ 6:36
–Blackwell easily gets past Scott- who’s taking time off from wrestling- as he tunes up for his big match with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson in two weeks.
Post match, Dickinson shows up on the stage and the two have a stare down. Nothing more transpires.
A video montage played showing the run up to tonight’s Tag Team Title Match.
MAIN EVENT/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Corporate World, Inc. (Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks) © vs. The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams)
-will be aired Monday Night on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
–Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
–MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
–MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO