5/19/2019-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

Last Week at MVWA 90:
-Ninja Kitty defeated Rough Justice’s Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol, Miley Vyrus, Regina McGill, and Gwen Varney
-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five defeated Ashton Flowers ‘The Man of Mystery International’ with the assistance of Dawn McGill. Post-match, McGill vows to help Ultratron-5.1 win the Heartland title and take over MVW.
-Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey defeated The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey. The Hanson Sisters attack after the match but both the AoD and Korvers fight them off.
-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson from the SEC defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism in a three way dance. Following the match, Dickinson took to the microphone and blamed ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay for stopping him from being in the MVW title match later on tonight.
-The Dork Dynasty: Sheldon and Leonard Robertson defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company in their final MVW match.
-MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams © defeated Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks via DQ.
-MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Christa Carmondy of the SEC © via DQ.
-MVW TITLE MATCH-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © defeated William Daniels Bryan via DQ.



Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday May 19th, 2019
Taped at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewers: Delaney Foster and Kirsten Canfield


The crowd applauds as Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall stand in the middle of the ring inside the MVW Television Studio. Smith is on the left and is dressed in a relatively nice suit and tie. Hall is to the right and wears a Missouri Valley Wrestling sweatshirt.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome everyone to St. Louis, Missouri for another edition of Sunday Night Wrestling. I am Thunderbolt Smith. He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey, hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week at MVWA 90, the ongoing discord between the Sports Entertainment Coalition and MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell reared its ugly head again during the main event between Blackwell and challenger William Daniels Bryan.

Rick Hall: Which wasn’t surprising because the SEC has major issues with both men.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go back to late in the match…

REPLAY: Charlie Blackwell © vs. William Daniels Bryan- MVWA 90

The SEC (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams) storms the ring late and steamroll Blackwell. Bryan gets tossed over the top rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: The SEC threw Bryan out of the ring and left Blackwell to fend off Dickinson, Miller, and Williams all by himself.

Rick Hall: The odds were not in the champion’s favor.

Referee Davey Keels immediately calls for the bell. Blackwell loses the numbers game and the SEC tries to break his leg- the same thing they did to Bryan six months before.

Thunderbolt Smith: They had Blackwell’s leg trapped in the chair and were about to do the same thing to the champion they did to knock out William Daniels Bryan when help arrived.

Rick Hall: ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay from the Deplorables and Blackwell’s Texas Stranger’s running mate ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler came down to make the save.

McAvay knocks Dickinson silly with a Big Bertha Driver shot to the head. Butler and Miller brawls. Blackwell and Williams also brawls.

Thunderbolt Smith: William Daniels Bryan had the final word.

Bryan climbs back into the ring and Crane kicks Dickinson (McAvay holds him up for Bryan), Crane kicks Williams (Blackwell sets him up), and Crane kicks Miller (Butler).

Rick Hall: Blackwell came into the match in tremendous shape and wrestled at a high level. I think Bryan still has a way to go to get back to 100% recovery from the leg injury. He put up a game effort but always seemed about a step behind Blackwell throughout the match.

Thunderbolt Smith: Speaking of the champion, let’s take it backstage to one of our two new backstage interviewers, and former MVW wrestler herself, Kirsten Canfield.

Cut to backstage.

The brown haired, petite Kirsten Canfield indeed wrestled for Missouri Valley Wrestling in 2016 and 2017 while a college student at Wichita State University. Kirsten has now graduated from Wichita State and has taken a full time job with MVW.

Kirsten Canfield
HT: 5’ 7” WT: 95 / HOME: Wichita, KS

Canfield and Blackwell are ready to go.

Kirsten Canfield: Charlie, the SEC attacked you during your match last week with William Daniels Bryan and tried to break your leg. The night after at a MVW house show in Bloomington, Illinois, you apologized to Bryan for your part in breaking his leg last year. Why?

Charlie Blackwell: First off, welcome back Kirsten. Secondly, because. It was the right thing to do. I was wrong to do what I did to W.D.B. I feel a lot of shame for what I did to W.D.B. And I finally wanted it on record that I take full responsibility for my actions and apologized to him for what I did.

Kirsten Canfield: And have you received a response from Bryan?

Charlie Blackwell: Yes.

Kirsten Canfield: And what was it?

Charlie Blackwell: That’s between me and him. What I will say is this. I think he needs a little more time to get back to one hundred percent match shape. But once he does, I believe we will put on a match for the ages. Thanks Kirsten.

Charlie departs. Kirsten sends it back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith (to Hall): Thoughts?

Rick Hall: I’ll take him at his word on the apology. I’m interested in what W.D.B. says about this.

Thunderbolt Smith: Me too. We’ve just heard from the Missouri Valley Wrestling champion Charlie Blackwell. Also on tonight’s show, Ultratron-5.1 will be in action along with the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot.  We will hear from William Daniels Bryan about his match last week as well as the SEC. Corporate World Inc. will also be here and I’m sure they have a few choice things to say towards the SEC and the way the tag title match ended.

Rick Hall: And then some.

Thunderbolt Smith: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will be wrestling tonight.

Rick Hall: Speaking of someone having choice words for the SEC.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yes. And ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, who finds himself in the middle of a big battle of words with one ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC, will discuss his feud with the Three Hundred- and Thirty-Pound Southern Brawler tonight.

Rick Hall: Dickinson cost McAvay and Rah the tag titles and now can’t understand why McAvay is upset with him.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll also have more from last week’s MVWA 90 supershow and our first match of the night, coming up right after these commercial messages.




May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
June 1st – Thornton Gymnasium / Aurora, IL
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN


Thunderbolt sends it right to the ring.

MATCH ONE: Ultratron-5.1 vs. Bo Bevans
Ring announcer Kimber Marshall is in the ring for the pre-match announcements.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Our first match of the night is one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …with a fifteen-minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring. From down at the farm. BO! BEVANS!

Bevans smiles and weaves back and forth in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent…

Ultratron-5.1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
ALIGN: 99% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
VALET: Dawn McGill

Ultratron-5.1 sneers at the crowd walking out on the stage. With him, Dawn McGill. Her eyes are blank white and she has no expression on her face. Also with him, Todd- the Backstage Technician who’s been helping Ultratron-5.1 with his armor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, last week at MVWA 90, Ultratron-5.1 defeated Ashton Flowers- Man from Mystery International in a match where Flowers was trying to rescue Dawn McGill from the New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine. But then…

REPLAY: Ultratron 5.1 vs. Ashton Flowers-MVWA 90

A disheveled Dawn McGill shows up on the ramp.

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S DAWN McGILL! SHE’S HERE.

Rick Hall: She must have somehow escaped from Ultratron 5.1 lair.

McGill tries to get to the ring causing Ultratron 5.1 to throw a huge in-ring fit. She staggers to ringside and rolls herself under the bottom rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: She’s in the ring.

Rick Hall: This is going to get interesting.

McGill goes up to Flowers and reveals her eyes are blank.

Rick Hall: Oh oh.


McGill stuns everyone in the building with what she does next. She boots Flowers in the balls. Then she DDT’s him to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: And after that, Ultratron-5.1 hit the Disintegrator on Flowers and won the match.

Rick Hall: It looks like Dawn is going to say something.

Cut back to the ring. McGill has the microphone.

Dawn McGill (cold and emotionless): I must help Ultratron-5.1 take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and we’re off.


What Happened?
Bo Bevans comes out firing early. Ultratron-5.1 absorbs the quick start and soon starts to get in some offense of his own. The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’s ‘armor’ has been improved thanks to backstage technician shanghaied into service to Ultratron-5.1, Todd and does not experience the same hiccups that it did before.

Turning Point?
Dawn McGill climbs up to the ring apron. She trips up Bevans after he’s whipped into the ropes and then chokes him out while Ultratron-5.1 argues with referee Ron Martin.

After McGill’s timely intervention, Ultratron-5.1 finishes Bevans off with the Disintegrator (modified F-5) to take the pinfall win.

WINNER: Ultratron-5.1 @ 3:10

Ultratron-5.1 grabs the microphone from Kimber Marshall.

Ultratron-5.1: You are all maggots. Fleas. Flies. You will all tremble before my might. You will all bow down to me, Ultratron-5.1.

He throws down the microphone.

Bevans pulls himself back up. Ultratron-5.1 turns and picks him up again. *WHAM*


McGill kicks at Bevans. Then Ultratron-5.1 orders her to exit the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ultratron-5.1 gets an easy win today on Sunday Night Wrestling.

Rick Hall: If Ultratron-5.1 has his equipment issues sorted out, he’s going to be a force in the Heartland division. Especially if he continues to have the services of Dawn McGill in his corner.

Thunderbolt sends it backstage.

Delaney Foster is another new backstage interviewer. She will be a senior next year at Southern Illinois University and interning for MVW this summer.

Delaney Foster
HT: 5’ 9” WT: 105 / HOME: Warrenton, MO

The perky brunette interviews William Daniels Bryan.

Delaney Foster: William. You had a tough match last week at MVWA 90 against Charlie Blackwell and didn’t win. Any thoughts?

William Daniels Bryan: Charlie wrestled a good match. As numerous people have mentioned, I’m not quite back to one hundred percent yet from the leg injury. So, from that standpoint I’m pleased with how the match went.

Delaney Foster: From another standpoint?

William Daniels Bryan: There was no reason whatsoever for the SEC to interfere in the match. I appreciate Ray McAvay and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler coming down to our aid.

Delaney Foster: But you got payback on them.

William Daniels Bryan: Sure. It felt good Crane kicking Dickinson, Miller, and Williams but it shouldn’t have needed to be done. The match had nothing to do with the SEC and I still had a shot at winning the title.

Delaney Foster: Is there anything you want to say about Charlie Blackwell’s apology?

WDB pauses and thinks about it.

William Daniels Bryan: No.

And with that, Bryan takes his leave.

Cut to…

Kirsten Canfield talks with ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay.

Ray McAvay: Kirsten.

Kirsten Canfield: Ray, what is going on with you and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Ray McAvay: It’s pretty simple, Kirsten. Apparently, Bill can dish it out but he can’t take it. He interferes in my tag team match with Rah. He probably costs us the title. But then when I turn the tables on him, Bill gets all pissy. I had a lot of respect for Bill when he thoroughly dominated the Heartland division week in and week out.   But now, he’s sold out.

Kirsten Canfield: You’re saying that you believe Bill Dickinson sold out?

Ray McAvay: Damn right. Dickinson sold himself out for the money instead of doing it with hard work and-

There’s a commotion off screen.

Bill Dickinson (off camera): *BLEEP* you McAvay! You don’t know *BLEEP*

Kirsten lets out a squeal when Dickinson barrels past her and tackles McAvay to the ground. The pair start brawling and rolling around. Both men attempt to throw haymakers at close range.

Kirsten Canfield: I’m just going to step aside here.

And just in time. MVW security swarm to the scene and attempt to pull the two men apart.

Kirsten Canfield: Thunderbolt, things between Ray McAvay and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson have escalated to an explosive level. Back to you.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Kirsten.

Rick Hall: Bill Dickinson can’t have it both ways. If he’s going to interfere in a match, he can’t complain when the aggrieved person comes calling for payback.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson won a huge match at MVWA 90- defeating ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott and the ‘One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism in a three way dance.

Rick Hall: That win Thunderbolt will put Dickinson right back in the mix for a title opportunity- if he can find a way to get past William Daniels Bryan.

Thunderbolt Smith: More action in the ring. Let’s go to Kimber Marshall.

MATCH TWO-‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Desiree Davis
Kimber introduces Desiree Davis first- she’s already in the ring.

*”Queen of My Double-wide Trailer”- Sammy Kershaw*

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 118 / HOME: Magnolia, AR
STR: 7.8 DEX: 6.8 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 6.2 INT: 5.5 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: White Trash Compactor
VALETS: The White Trash Posse (Shayne and Jaxson)

Shayne and Jaxson escort Harlot down to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lani’s been kind of the forgotten woman in the MVW Women’s title picture.

Rick Hall: Yeah. But Lani keeps plugging away. She doesn’t do anything the easy way- that’s for sure.

What Happened?
Harlot takes control of the match from the outset. She wrestles with an anger to her and takes out her frustrations on poor Desiree Davis.

Turning Point?
It happened the second the bell rang. Harlot doesn’t let up throughout the match.

Harlot locks in the White Trash Compactor (Inverted Body Crunch) on Davis. Davis quickly taps out. But Harlot does not break the hold.

At least right away.

WINNER: Lani Harlot @ 2:50

Finally, referee Brent Payson gets Harlot to break the submission hold.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lani Harlot is not happy at being left out of the women’s title picture.

Rick Hall: She’s made her point here tonight.

Thunderbolt sends it to commercial.




May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
June 1st – Thornton Gymnasium / Aurora, IL
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN


Thunderbolt Smith: And we’re back. The SEC will be out here in a second to address what just happened. But last week at MVWA 90 saw the final appearance for former tag team champions The Dork Dynasty.

REPLAY: Dork Dynasty vs. Truckin’ Average Company

The Dorks actually get along with each other. They run through the hits.

Leonard and Sheldon hit the Big Bang Deathblast on Brad Company to score the win.

Leonard cries after the match. Sheldon?

Sheldon Robertson: Well of course you’re all going to miss us.

At the end, Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, and Amy embrace in the middle of the ring.

Penny Robertson: Oh by the way, I’m pregnant.

Collective gasp from the crowd.

Thunderbolt Smith: So, it’s the end of the road for the Dork Dynasty in Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Rick Hall: And Penny’s pregnant.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ah, right.  Penny’s pregnant.

Backstage at the Corporate Sports(entertainment) Programming Nation set, CSPN’s Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris have the full complement of SEC members as their guests: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, SEC Spokesman Phil Finebaum, MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, MVW Tag Team Champions ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, and all three of the Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa).

Anderson starts with Mr. McMann.

Reese Anderson: Mr. McMann. First off, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson’s issues with ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay.

Mr. McMann: This is all completely on Ray McAvay. Ray stuck his nose in where it didn’t belong and now has to pay the price. I fully support Bill Dickinson in taking care of this pesky issue and once he’s disposed of McAvay we are turning our time and attention on bringing the MVW title to the SEC.

Rebecca Morris: Christa, your thoughts on the match with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

Christa Carmondy: It’s not fair that she gets to bring her big two brutes down to the ring with her.

Mr. McMann: That’s why we had the Hansons pull Lisa Barbosa-Stevens out of the ring. It wasn’t safe for Christa there with the Stevens Dynasty lurking nearby.

Phil Finebaum: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens couldn’t cut it with the SEC. She lost her belt to Christa Carmondy last year and can’t deal with the fact that we thought Christa was a better investment than she was. The SEC is for the elite of the elite- Christa Carmondy is the elite of the women’s division.

Reese Anderson: Dave and Dan. Corporate World Inc. tried to cheat to win the MVW Tag Team titles and got caught and disqualified.

Phil Finebaum (steps in): Once again Reese, Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks washed out of the SEC because they didn’t have what it takes to be elite. ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams do. That’s why Walstreit and Banks tried to cheat. Miller and Williams are just better than they are and that’s why Miller and Williams are in the SEC- Walstreit and Banks are not.

Rebecca Morris: How much has the Hanson Sisters grown since joining the SEC.

Mr. McMann: The Hansons have benefitted from structure. They were completely undisciplined before when they worked with Yosemite Samantha. Now, they are becoming a well-oiled machine. A machine we are unleashing on the MVW Women’s Tag Team division.

Reese Anderson/Rebecca Morris: Thank you all.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Back to the ring for our next match.

MATCH THREE-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Terry Sargent
Kimber Marshall announces Terry Sargent who’s already warming up inside the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent, accompanied by the Stevens Dynasty…

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.4 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 7.8 END: 8.2
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

Out walks Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, flanked by Bo and George Stevens.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens looks very focused tonight.

Rick Hall: You know she’s heard everything that Christa Carmondy said just a few minutes ago. You know that she’s not going to take very kindly to Christa’s claims.

Thunderbolt Smith: This is what went down between Carmondy and Stevens at MVWA 90.

REPLAY: Christa Carmondy © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens- MVWA 90

Barbosa-Stevens drops Carmondy with the Toxic Sting.

Thunderbolt Smith: TOXIC STING!


At ringside, Mr. McMann gives the Hanson Sisters instructions.

Referee Ron Martin starts the count.



The Hansons pull Barbosa-Stevens out of the ring.

Martin immediately calls for the bell and DQ’s Christa.

Bo and George Stevens take off around the ring.

Mr. McMann sees both men headed his way and bolts to the back.

The Hanson Sisters try to run interference but all three get pushed to the side.

Thunderbolt Smith: You know Lisa Barbosa-Stevens wants to send a message here tonight.

Rick Hall: Terry Sargent is a long time MVW veteran. But I think she’s walked into a buzzsaw tonight. Lisa looks pretty damn intense.

What happened?
Barbosa-Stevens makes quick work of Sargent. She completely outclasses her in every facet of the match.

Turning point?
Sargent attempts a takedown. Barbosa-Stevens reverses and immediately hits the Toxic Sting on her.

Toxic Sting. Barbosa-Stevens covers.

WINNER: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens @ 1:52

Thunderbolt Smith: Message sent.

Rick Hall: Yep.

Thunderbolt Smith: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens has the microphone. We’ll hear what she has to say right after these messages.




May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
June 1st – Thornton Gymnasium / Aurora, IL
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN


Lisa Barbosa-Stevens tells the fans she heard how the SEC and Christa Carmondy tried to spin what happened last week at MVWA 90.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Dear Christa. Thanks for the win at MVWA 90. Of course, it was an empty win since you still have the women’s title. Here’s your problem. You know you can’t beat me in a fair fight and that’s why you sent the Hanson Sisters in- to make sure you get disqualified knowing you’d keep the title.

Barbosa-Stevens paces back and forth.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: So I think what should happen. And I believe will happen. Is that I should get an immediate rematch with Christa for the women’s title at MVWA 91.

The crowd cheers.

Christa Carmondy comes out with the Hanson Sisters.

Christa Carmondy: NO!

The champion shakes her head no.

Christa Carmondy: NO!-NO! NO! I earned this title. I defeated you over a year ago. You had your chance at MVWA 90 and you couldn’t get the job done. You need to go to the back of the line and earn yourself another shot!

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: I knew that would be your reaction. So, instead of stewing about what happened, I did something about it. I went and had a chat with MVW CEO Jill Berg about what happened at MVWA 90. It seems as if she’s in agreement with me that the SEC deliberately got Christa disqualified so…it looks like- yes – it’s going to be you and me again at MVWA 91.

Lisa smiles as Christa throws a fit on the stage.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: See you then.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: So. MVW CEO Jill Berg has booked the first match for MVWA 91. A rematch for the MVW Women’s Title between champion Christa Carmondy and former champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

Rick Hall: Not only is Carmondy unhappy, I’m sure the SEC and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is not pleased with Berg stepping in here.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. We’ve got Kirsten Canfield backstage with Corporate World, Inc. Kirsten?

Kirsten has ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko with her with Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks.

Kirsten Canfield: Gordon. Let’s go back to MVWA 90.

REPLAY: The SEC © vs. Corporate World Inc.- MVWA 90

Banks has a chinlock on Miller.

Thunderbolt Smith: The match was a slugfest early on- which played into the SEC team’s hands. Then CWI started to out-wrestle the tag team champions and they’ve seized the momentum.

Banks tags in Walstreit.

Thunderbolt Smith: Quick tag by CWI.

Rick Hall: We’ve got company at ringside.

Bill Dickinson has arrived.

Thunderbolt Smith: And the Hanson Sisters are chirping at the referee.

Walstreit lifts Miller and spikes him.

Thunderbolt Smith: Stock Market Plunge. For the title!

Walstreit hooks the legs- Referee Davey Keels is busy trying to herd the three Hanson Sisters out of the ring.


Dickinson sneaks in and blasts Walstreit in the back.

Thunderbolt Smith: And now, here comes Banks.

P.M.C. Banks jumps in and he hits the Bank Overdraft Statement on Miller. That one, referee Keels sees and he calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: What?

Rick Hall: I think he just disqualified CWI.

Kirsten Canfield: Which is exactly what he did.

Gordon Guyko: Kirsten, what happened last week was a travesty. Kirk Walstreit had Dave Miller pinned. The Hanson girls interfered. Bill Dickinson interfered. And the referee disqualified my guys. For Pete’s sake, can’t Missouri Valley Wrestling spend some cash to bring in competent referees? How many times has a MVW referee missed a count because one stupid reason or another. Enough. Jill Berg. I’m begging you. Bring in better referees.

Kirsten Canfield: Does CWI deserve another shot at the title?

Gordon Guyko: Hell yes! What a ridiculous question. Walstreit had Miller pinned. We should have won the match. Book the damn match, Jill.

Guyko, Walstreit, and Banks leave.

Kirsten Canfield: Back to you, Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Rick Hall: Gordon Guyko is not happy.

Thunderbolt Smith: He’s not. All right. We are about ready for our special main event. This was taped last night at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s house show in LaCrosse, Wisconsin. Rick, set this up.

Rick Hall: Glad to, Thunderbolt. A huge brawl broke out after the Corporate World, Inc.-Truckin’ Average Company match last night in LaCrosse. CWI had just won the match when the SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams attacked them. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell of the Texas Strangers came to CWI’s aid. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC ran down and joined in. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay and William Daniels Bryan of the Deplorables followed. They sorted things out and we’ve got the match for you right now.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go!

MAIN EVENT/SPECIAL SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell, and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay vs. The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
No introductions. Right to the bell and to the match.

What happened?
Pier six brawl. All six men brawled in the ring to start. First McAvay and Dickinson split off from the others and went all over the arena ECW-style. Butler and Miller fought at ringside. Blackwell and Williams paired up in the ring. This went on for several minutes.

Turning point?
Referee Davey Keels finally brought a little order to the match and everyone came back to ringside. The crowd was red hot as Butler/Blackwell/McAvay held the upper hand over the SEC. McAvay and Dickinson went at it with a fierceness that got the crowd on their feet.

Miller, Williams, and Dickinson bail and huddle with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and SEC Spokesman Phil Finebaum when both came to the ring. A few seconds later, McMann motioned to the SEC to leave. And that’s exactly what they did. Keels counted them out.

WINNER: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell, and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay via count-out @ 11:36 (cut down to 6:00 for television)

Thunderbolt quickly says goodbye and that’s all for this week.


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