Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
La Crosse Center
Saturday May 18th, 2019
Missouri Valley Wrestling returned to Wisconsin last night for a big Saturday night house show featuring ALL the champions in attendance and the continuation of several big story lines.
Heartland Champion Jack Frasier was in action in LaCrosse along with: Angels of Death, Corporate World, Inc. the SEC, and a whole lot more.
Missouri Valley Wrestling LaCrosse, WI Results:
MATCH #1-Ninja Kitty defeated local wrestler Shadow Girl with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan Le Basterd- Justice pinned D’Hutt after Ruff zapped him with a Taser.
MATCH #3-Tom Smith-The World’s Most Uninteresting Man defeated Bobby Starr with the Dull Roar
Backstage Interviewer Delaney Foster comes out and interviews the MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions Missouri Valley Fight Club (Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson).
MATCH #4- Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey defeated Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor-Scott and Casey hit Angel Death Drop on Backman for the pin.
Post-match, The Hanson Sisters (SEC) charged out and we had an impromptu match.
MATCH #5-Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey vs. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa- no contest in a very short match.
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann then makes his way to the ring with the SEC for an ‘interview’ with CSPN reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris. McMann once again brags about the SEC going two for two Saturday night at MVWA 90. McMann says The Hanson Sisters are a little rough around the edges but they have all the ingredients to become big players in the world of sports entertainment.
SEC Spokesman Phil Finebaum brags ‘my faction is better than your faction’ and predicts that once ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson disposes of the gnat bothering him (aka…’Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay) that he will soon bring the MVW title back where it belongs- with the SEC.
MATCH #6-‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott with the Hollywood Blockbuster
Backstage interviewer Kirsten Canfield comes out and interviews ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay about his ongoing issue with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.
MATCH #7/NON-TITLE MATCH-Heartland Champion Jack Frasier defeated Average Joe with the Canadian National Railaway
Post-match, Ultratron-5.1 and McGill appear on the video screen. Ultratron-5.1 promises Frasier that his title run will not be long now he’s ironed out a few flaws in his armor (thank you Todd the backstage technician). Dawn McGill again says “I must help Ultratron-5.1 take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.
MATCH# 8/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas with the Mean Girl Crush.
Post-match, The Hanson Sisters attack Dallas. That brings down Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and her relatives Bo and George Stevens. Barbosa-Stevens brawls with Carmondy. Then Angels of Death come calling for the Hanson Sisters and it’s an all out free for all.
MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell again comes out to talk about his title defense at MVWA 90 against William Daniels Bryan. Blackwell repeats what he said last week about Bryan needing more time to get back into really good shape. The champion again formally apologizes to Bryan for breaking his leg in December.
Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks with ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko come out. Guyko repeats his mantra that ‘Greed is good. Greed is really, really good.’
MATCH #9 Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Banks hit the Bank Overdraft Statement on Company for the pinfall.
Post-match, MVW Tag Team Champions the SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams attack CWI. That brings down ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell of the Texas Strangers. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC joins in. That brings down ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay and William Daniels Bryan of the Deplorables.
MAIN EVENT/SPECIAL SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell, and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson via count-out.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS
June 1st – Thornton Gymnasium / Aurora, IL
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN