3/17/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell discusses the incident last week when William Daniels Bryan crane-kicked him at the end of the show.
-MVW TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH/4 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH: William Daniels Bryan vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC.
-Update on the MVW Tag Team picture.
-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © vs. Yosemite Samantha

-Ashton Flowers- Man of Mystery International with Dawn McGill defeated Bobby Starr in singles action.

-Ultratron-Five, McGill’s jilted former wrestler, tries to attack Flowers but McGill finds a foreign object Starr brought to the ring and pops the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ Ultratron-Five then chooses a new assistant…

REPLAY: Who is Ultratron-Five’s New Assistant?

Ultratron-Five vows never to set foot at a MVW show ever again because of the ‘unsafe’ working conditions. Then he turns to Todd- the backstage technician.

Ultratron-Five: And youyou will become my new assistant.

Todd: What? But-

Ultratron-Five yanks Todd by the arm and drags his new assistant with him.

Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall at the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: I wonder what Todd thinks of this idea.

Cut to backstage.

Ultratron-Five continues to drag Todd down the hallway.

Todd: Um, sir? I have things to do. Sir? Sir! SIR!

Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall.

Rick Hall: Sucks to be him.

Thunderbolt Smith: So there might be a period of adjustment involved.

-MVW CEO Jill Berg announces the signing of ’Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism.

-‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott defeated ‘My Idol…Your Idol’ Willie Idol in his debut match.

-Mr. McMann explains why he brought in ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams…


Mr. McMann: It comes down to this. Wins and losses. Bill Dickinson has a proven track record of success. Dan Williams and Dave Miller are an established tag team who are focuses on one thing- winning the PCW Tag Team titles.

CSPN’s Rebecca Morris asks McMann about letting MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell go.

McMann says the SEC hasn’t forgotten Blackwell.

Mr. McMann: Charlie Blackwell walked out on the SEC. Blackwell was poached by ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. The SEC hasn’t forgotten that. There will be a reckoning. But first things first.

-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan debuts her new Coach E.J. Flack and defeats Miley Vyrus

-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell talks about his MVWA 88 match with Ray McAvay, the formation of the Texas Strangers, what went wrong with the SEC, and the additions of Kevin Scott and Stone Chism to MVW.

-MAIN EVENT-The Texas Strangers: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit goes to a no decision when the SEC (Dickinson, Miller, and Williams) attack Butler, Banks and Walstreit in the ring. Mr. McMann tells Blackwell he’s next.

-Then at the end of the show…

REPLAY: The End of the Show

Blackwell and Butler aren’t sure what to do. Dallas tries to get both men to retreat to the back. Which would have been a good idea until Blackwell turned around and nearly has a stroke.

Male Voice: And I certainly haven’t forgotten about you.

William Daniels Bryan‘The Prairie Populist’
-Former MVW Champion
HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska
FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick

Bryan unleashes a Crane Kick that connects on the button. Blackwell’s eyes roll up and he sinks to the floor.

Thunderbolt is shocked at who he sees.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S BACK!

Rick Hall: We haven’t seen William Daniels Bryan since mid-October of 2018 when Charlie Blackwell and the SEC broke his leg at a house show in Rolla, Missouri and put him out of commission.

Close up on Bryan- he looks tanned and rested. He’s joined by ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay and the rest of the Les Miserables who provide protection for him as he heads to the back.



Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday March 17th, 2019
Taped at last night’s MVW House Show
Jamestown Civic Center
Jamestown, North Dakota

Thunderbolt Smith
‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall


Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall welcome everyone to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Sunday Night Wrestling.

Thunderbolt announces that tonight, they are coming from the Jamestown Civic Center in Jamestown, North Dakota.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week, William Daniels Bryan stunned everyone…but especially MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell…when he returned.

Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell had a couple bad things happen to him last week. The Sports Entertainment Coalition put a bullseye on him. And then he walked right into a William Daniels Bryan Crane Kick at the end of the show.

Thunderbolt Smith: But it’s not just WDB or Mr. McMann and SEC who’s got their eye on Blackwell. It’s ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC who’s gunning for the MVW Title. It’s ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott. It’s ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism. The MVW title picture just became real crowded.

Rick Hall: The arrival of Dickinson, Scott, and Chism, plus, the return of William Daniels Bryan bolsters the division. It is going to be dog eat dog headed into MVWA 89. Who will be the next challenger to Charlie Blackwell?

Next, Thunderbolt and Hall discuss tonight’s main event. The MVW Women’s title match between champion Christa Carmondy and challenger Yosemite Samantha.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha gets a second shot at the MVW Women’s Champion. Last time, she did well but Christa never seemed to be in too much distress. Can Yosemite Samantha learn from the first match?

Rick Hall: She can, Thunderbolt. She might need to be a little more patient in this match. Christa’s a hardened veteran wrestler at this stage of her career. She’s seen just about everything. Yosemite Samantha will need to find a different way to defeat Carmondy and part of that is going to be exhibiting a little more patience in her approach.

MVW Charlie Blackwell is in the ring.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (Texas Strangers)
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
FIN: Katahajime

Charlie Blackwell: Last week sucked. The SEC wants to get their hands on me. And then this happened…

REPLAY: The Kick

William Daniels Bryan’s Crane Kick that connects on the button and knocks Blackwell out.

Blackwell talks about the ‘Crane kick.’ He says he probably deserved it for what he did to William Daniels Bryan last year. Blackwell admits he would have been pissed off too and knows that WDB is probably not going to stop until he gets payback for what he did to him.

Charlie Blackwell: So…I suppose we’re going to have to settle this score, mano y mano…once and for all. Just you and me, WDB.

That brings out…

‘The Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan (Les Miserables)
3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion
AGE: 35 / HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 9.1 INT: 8.8 END: 9.5 (8.5-due to return frm injury)
FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick

Bryan admits he felt a lot of satisfaction after hitting Blackwell with the Crane kick last week. He’s waited a long, long time to exact revenge to Blackwell and the SEC for breaking his leg in August.

William Daniels Bryan: You’re damn right you and I are going to settle this score. And Mr. McMann may have a bullseye on you…I’ve got a bullseye on Mr. McMann for ordering the hit on me.

Bryan says it’s time to retrieve the MVW title back from Blackwell and challenges him to a match at MVWA 89.

That brings out…

‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA
STR: 7.0 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 8.9 INT: 7.8 END: 7.9
FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar

Scott, dressed in red, white, and blue, wants to be included in this picture.

Kevin Scott: I said last week I came here for the competition. WDB…I want you. Charlie Blackwell…I want you. Bill Dickinson. I want him, too. I want to show everyone in Missouri Valley Wrestling that Kevin Scott is THE guy-

Male Voice: CUT!

Out walks…

‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism
HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
STR: 7 DEX: 7 CHR: 9.5 WORK: 7.1 INT: 7.8 END: 7.5
FIN: Hollywood Blockbuster

Chism comes out with a Hollywood-style entourage, one guy dressed as a director, and one guy pretending to be a cameraman.

Stone Chism: If anyone is THE guy. It’s me. The One Man Hollywood A-List…Stone-

Chism gets bulldozed by a 330 pound Southern bulldozer.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler” (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
STR: 9.5 DEX: 4.5 CHR: 4.5 WORK: 9.4 INT: 7.8 END: 6.5
FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
STR: 8 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
FIN: Southern Cross

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S THE SEC!

Dickinson throws Chism into the corner turnbuckle and starts throwing heavy bombs. Miller and Scott brawl. Williams and WDB exchange blows. And Blackwell again discreetly excuses himself and exits stage right from the ring.

Rick Hall: I think we’re seeing just how competitive this division is going to become. All these men want a shot at Charlie Blackwell and the MVW title-




Pop. Big…big pop.




Thunderbolt Smith: It looks like MVW CEO Jill Berg is coming out and she’s going to sort all this out. We’ll see just what she has to say right after these messages.



[A sizeable group of people line up around a portable hot tub backstage with Ray McAvay’s valets Dark and Stormy inside. The ladies meet and greet the fans and pose for pictures. They also sell the official MVW Ray McAvay “Show Up. Clock In. Shut Up. Get to Work” t-shirt.]

[Dark, her black hair wet and slicked back, gets ready to take a photo with a young fan. Tonight, both ladies are wearing dark t-shirts and their Daisy Duke cut-off shorts inside the hot tub.]

[A woman in her mid-30’s and her 12 year old son are next in line and approach the girls in the hot tub. The son, wearing a Ray McAvay t-shirt, looks decidedly unhappy.]

[Dark smiles. Behind her, Bert’s gaze turns to Stormy who’s handing out change and a t-shirt to another happy customer. His finger slowly rises out of the water towards Stormy’s chest.]

Dark (to the Mother): Hi!

Mother: Hi. Look, my son is a little upset because he was really, really hoping to meet Ray tonight.

Dark: I’m so sorry.

[Bert’s finger slowly inches closer to Stormy’s breasts.]

[The boy holds up a bottle of Coke.]

Boy: I wanted to give this to him after his match.

[Stormy smacks Bert’s hand away.]

Mother: Right. But obviously he’s not here so-

Boy: Can I give it to you instead?

[The boy holds out the Coke bottle.]

Dark: Thanks.

[Dark takes the bottle as early eighties-type music wells up in the background.]

“A Coke and a smile!”

[…and then leans her head back, places the bottle on her lips, and begins to drink.]

“Makes me feel good!
Makes me feel nice!”

[Smiling now, the boy waves at her and turns away.]

Boy: Thanks.

[He and his mother start back to their seats in the arena.]

“It’s the way it should be.
I like to see.”

[Dark finishes the entire bottle and smiles.]

Dark: Hey kid!

“The whole world smiling with me.”

[The kid stops and turns back around. Dark pulls her t-shirt up over her head and off.]

“Coca-Cola adds life.”

Dark: Catch!

[She underhands the shirt to the kid but for some strange reason he freezes. His eyes become wide as saucers and his jaw drops. The shirt whizzes by him and lands at his mother’s feet.]

“Have a Coke and a smile!”

[It’s at that exact moment Dark realizes she’s topless. And so does the crowd…]

[CLOSE UP: the crowd cheers…lots of happy and excited people cheering.]

[…the boy’s mother…]

[CLOSE UP: the mother has a shocked, horrified expression on her face.]

[…and of course, Bert the Janitor.]

[CLOSE UP: Bert’s finger moves slowly, but steadily, towards her open breasts.]

[Dark immediately covers up.]

Dark: Oh *BLEEP*.

[She smacks Bert’s hand away and drops down into the water. The boy finally unfreezes and points at her.]

Boy: Mom, look at the nice rack!

[The mother immediately snatches the boy by the hand and stomps back towards the arena.]

Mother (mutters): That’s the last time I let your father take you to Hooters.


March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 30th – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN
April 5th – Buccaneer Arena / Urbandale, IA
April 6th – MVWA 89 McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
April 7th – McElroy Auditorium / Waterloo, IA
April 13th – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
April 19th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 20th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 21st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO


The crowd erupts when the video screen shows the door to a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”

The door opens and eight male bodyguards walk out of the dressing room encircling a petite 95 pound woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman, dressed in a smart, dark business suit and heels, is busy talking on her cell phone.   The man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.





A huge roar greets the procession as it emerges from the back onto the stage and starts their way down the ramp.

The crowd is rocking and a chant of “JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG!” fills the bar.

Two of the bodyguards use a fire extinguisher to create a fog like effect as Jill walks through. Two others hold sparklers up in the air as she passes by.


Berg stops just front of the stage.

Jill Berg: Well…well…well…look at what we have here. Charlie, you’re done here. You can leave.

The MVW Champion holds up his belt and turns to go to the back.

Jill Berg: Now…we’ve got four candidates standing in front of me who want a title shot against Missouri Valley Wrestling champion Charlie Blackwell. Decisions…decisions…decisions…

WDB, Scott, and Chism watch and listen closely. Dickinson does to but he hangs with Williams, Miller, and the SEC.

Jill Berg: Here’s what we’re going to do. Since all four of you seem to be spoiling for a fight, I’m inclined to give you…and our fans…exactly what you want.

She pauses for the crowd’s applause.

Referee Davey Keels appears from the back.

Jill Berg: So…let’s do a four way match…the winner becomes the new number one contender and he will face Charlie Blackwell at MVWA 89 for the Missouri Valley Wrestling title.

Keels goes to the ring. Dickinson starts that way. WDB too.

Jill Berg: The first two falls will be elimination by being thrown over the top rope. After we get down to two, it’s normal rules. Pinfall. Submission. Count-out. Disqualification. Boys?

Berg motions to the ring.

Jill Berg: Have at it!

MATCH #1- William Daniels Bryan vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- Winner Becomes #1 Contender for the MVW Title
No introductions. It’s right to the match. The SEC take up residence in one corner. Chism’s entourage find a place on the opposite side. The Les Miserables appear to support WDB.

Dickinson brawls right away with Bryan. Scott and Chism battle on their way to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Once again, the first two eliminations will be by being thrown over the top rope. The final elimination will be by pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification.

Rick Hall: This is an interesting way for Berg to sort out the title picture for MVWA 89.

Dickinson finds his way over to Chism. He whips him into the ropes. Scott just happens to be there. He lowers the rope and Chism goes up and over and out.

Stone Chism eliminated

Thunderbolt Smith: That didn’t take long!

Rick Hall: An alert Kevin Scott pulled down the top rope and with the amount of force Dickinson used to send Chism to the ropes caused him to flip out of the ring.

Chism is pissed. He shouts at Scott and has to be led to the back by MVW officials.

Thunderbolt Smith: Down to three quickly.

Dickinson and WDB circle. Scott tries to figure what he’s going to do. The fans are already thunderous and the noise increases when Dickinson and WDB approach each other but back away before tying up. WDB goes waistlock but quickly realizes wrong move against the 330 pound Dickinson. Dickinson backs Bryan into the ropes. Scott comes over. Right hand by Scott…Dickinson ducks…WDB catches it instead. Dickinson rolls away. Scott in…tie up…WDB reverses to a wristlock. Scott reverses back. WDB drop toeholds and then gets clotheslined by Dickinson. Scott tries to catch Dickinson sleeping and runs right into a right hand. Dickinson for the power bomb…Scott slips out the back door and into a single leg takedown by WDB.

Thunderbolt Smith: Quick action at the outset.

Rick Hall: Bryan is the technical guy. Scott a little technical and a little power. Dickinson all power.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson’s looked good so far.

Rick Hall: He’s acquitted himself well against more polished competition compared to the Heartland division.

Quick cut to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann at ringside.   He appears very pleased so far.

WDB comes back. He throws a right hand to Dickinson but the Redneck goes low. Scott goes to whip Bryan but WDB holds the ropes. Scott builds speed and comes off the ropes. WDB helps him FLY! Literally. Up and over the top rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: A slight technical error on Kevin Scott’s part.

Rick Hall: I think he forgot about the top rope elimination part.

He did. Scott slams his hand on the ring apron.

Kevin Scott eliminated.

Thunderbolt Smith: And now we’re down to two.

From her ringside seat, Kimber Marshall announces that the final fall will be pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification.

Rick Hall: Former Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson versus former MVW Champion William Daniels Bryan. The winner gets a date with MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we’ll have the conclusion of this match right after these messages.



Men’s Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: TBD
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
William Daniels Bryan
‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism

Women’s Champion: Christa Carmondy
#1 Contender:
Yosemite Samantha

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

Tag Team Champions: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
#1 Contender:
The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Truckin’ Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott
#1 Contender:
The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Ninja Kitty
‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor

Heartland Champion: SNAFU
#1 Contender:
Jack Fraiser
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Average Joe
‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver


March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 30th – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN
April 5th – Buccaneer Arena / Urbandale, IA
April 6th – MVWA 89 McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
April 7th – McElroy Auditorium / Waterloo, IA
April 13th – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
April 19th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 20th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 21st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO


Dickinson and WDB circle. They both just stay outside the other’s grasp. Dickinson finally corners Bryan. Bryan simply sticks his leg outside the ropes. Dickinson backs off per Referee Davey Keels instructions and smirks.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bryan’s playing a little head games with the big redneck.

Rick Hall: I’m not sure that’s the best strategy. Unless he thinks he can goad him into making a mistake.

They circle and engage. Dickinson with the waistlock. He belly to back suplexes Bryan, then waistlocks again. Another belly to back suplex by Dickinson, then waistlock…then he rolls Bryan around.

Thunderbolt Smith: And then there’s Dickinson’s version of mind games.

Rick Hall: He’s going to see how many times he can slam Bryan on his head.

Dickinson clubs and elbows WDB. He floats into a gut wrench suplex but Bryan lands on his feet and swings. Dickinson blocks and shakes his finger at WDB. Bryan swings again…misses…and Dickinson latches on again with a waistlock. Bryan elbows out.   Dickinson dumps him out of the ring. Bryan goes over and confers with one-half of the Tag Team champions Ray McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bryan doing the smart thing and regrouping on the outside.

Rick Hall: Dickinson patiently waits in the ring. He’s got all the time in the world.

Bryan nods at McAvay and climbs back into the ring.

Bryan and Dickinson warily circle each other. Bryan moves first and puts Dickinson in a chinlock. Dickinson powers his way out as fans rally. Bryan takes Dickinson back down and lays the boots in on his ribs. Dickinson tries to fight back with his free hand. Bryan grinds his forearms into Dickinson’s face. Keels sees the shoulders down and count…one…two…Dickinson pushes back and gets up. Bryan follows and stalks Dickinson to the ropes. Bryan headbutts Dickinson. Dickinson forearms back. He kicks Bryan low and scoops up him for a slam. Bryan slips out. Dickinson brings him around for a clothesline…Bryan ducks so Dickinson goes knees to the face.   Basement DDT. Cover. One…two…Bryan gets a shoulder up. Dickinson runs in right into an elbow. Bryan jabs away and back elbows Dickinson into a corner. Dickinson blocks another elbow. Bryan ducks a right hand. Repeat! They dodge each other over and over and over. Dickinson pushes him back and finally clotheslines Bryan down.

The crowd stands and cheers.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both men putting on a show here.

Rick Hall: Considering Bryan hasn’t wrestled a big match like this in months, he’s looked good. But he’s starting to tire.

Dickinson drives Bryan to a corner. He drives a boot into Bryan’s gut. Lift. Vertical…suplex. Cover. One…two…Bryan kicks out. Dickinson pushes on. Single-leg suplex dumps Bryan in a corner. Big knee.   Step back.   Rushes in…SPLASH! Bryan hits the corner turnbuckle hard and falls to the mat. Cover…one…two…

Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Bryan got the shoulder up late.

Dickinson puts Bryan in a chinlock then a facelock. Bryan fights out temporarily. Dickinson back in control with body shots and kicks. Dickinson ducks Bryan’s last ditch, desperation spinning roundhouse and hits a deadlift gut wrench powerbomb! Cover…one…two…

Thunderbolt Smith: BRYAN KICKED OUT!

Rick Hall: How did he do that?

The crowd is on their feet. Dickinson goes for the finisher. He lifts Bryan up…Bryan desperately tries to punch his way out. Dickinson slams him to the mat…landing flat on Bryan’s stomach. Cover…one…two…THREE.

Referee Davey Keels calls for the bell.


Ring announcer Kimber Marshall makes it official.

WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE MVW TITLE: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (SEC) at 17:32 (11:00 for television)

Mr. McMann, ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum, and the rest of the SEC climb into the ring and celebrate with Dickinson.

Corporate Sports(Entertainment) Programming Nation reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris and their camera crew climb into the ring to interview the victorious Dickinson.

Thunderbolt Smith: William Daniels Bryan looked impressive in his return but he ran out of gas late and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson was just too strong tonight.

Rick Hall: Dickinson in his first big match against the big boys put on a show and he’s going to MVWA 89 to face Blackwell for the belt. Given their fortunes a couple weeks ago, Mr. McMann has managed to swiftly get the SEC back on track.

Thunderbolt Smith: The SEC gets a huge win here tonight. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson will face MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell for the title at MVWA 89.

Thunderbolt throws it backstage.

“The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande” Yosemite Samantha comes out to cut a promo with her associates The Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa).

Samantha says she realizes that life is short and tomorrow is not guaranteed. She’s done waiting. She’s stewing on the sidelines. Tonight, Yosemite Samantha gets what she deserves…gold.

Yosemite Samantha: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m here to tell all of you that tonight I am going to finish the job. I’ve been this close. Tonight, I aim to leave the ring tonight as your new Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s champion.

Yosemite Samantha warns Christa nothing is going to stop her from winning the women’s belt. And like she’s said before, she will do anything to win the belt…anything.

Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall.

Thunderbolt reviews the MVWA 89 card as it stands at the moment:

MVW Title Match:
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC

MVW Women’s Title Match:
Christa Carmondy © vs. TBD

MVW Tag Team Title Match:
Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay © vs. TBD

Thunderbolt Smith: Earlier tonight, we had what amounted to be a pair of elimination matches to determine Rah and McAvay’s opponent at MVWA 89.

Rick Hall: First, it was Weapons of Mass Destruction versus Truckin’ Average Company.

Brad Company (Truckin’ Average Company) – Valet: Tequila Sheila
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 225 / HOME: Stone Mountain, GA
STR: 7.0 DEX: 5.0 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.5 INT: 5.3 END: 6.5
FIN: The Company Line
Ken Worth- “American Trucker” (Truckin’ Average Company)
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Gary, IN
STR: 6.2 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 7.3 INT: 6.3 END: 6.9
FIN: Jake Brake
MGR: Tequila Sheila
STR: 3.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 9.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 7.3 END: 3.5

REPLAY: WMD (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) vs. TAC (Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company)

…A-Bomb catches Company in a waistlock. He lifts Company up and over with a Belly to Back suplex. Cover…one…two…Worth makes the save. Company tries to drag himself up. A-Bomb tags H-Bomb back in. A-Bomb and H-Bomb go for a combo move but Worth gets in the way. Company lands on his feet. H-Bomb spins Company around. Lariat. Company back up…H-Bomb hits a DDT.

Cover…one…two…Company gets the shoulder up. Company makes the tag to Worth. Worth rushes in but H-Bomb clocks him with a roundhouse right. Backbreaker nearly snaps Worth in half. H-Bomb drags Worth up…lift…hesitate…Hydrogen Powerbomb! Cover…one…two…THREE!

WINNER: Weapons of Mass Destruction

Rick Hall: Next, the big grudge match between Corporate World, Inc. and the Sports Entertainment Coalition.

P.M.C. Banks (Corporate World Inc.)
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.3 END: 6.5
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit (Corporate World Inc.)
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.1 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.2 END: 6.5
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
STR: 2.5 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 9.0 INT: 8.8 END: 2.5
ASST: Melissa
STR: 1.5 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 9.0 INT: 8.5 END: 5.5

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
STR: 8 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
MGR: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann
STR: 3.0 DEX: 5.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 9.0 INT: 8.5 END: 4.5
MGR #2: ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum
STR: 1.5 DEX: 2.0 CHR: 7.8 WORK: 7.0 INT: 7.8 END: 2.0

REPLAY: CWI (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks) vs. The SEC (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams)

Banks crawls for Walstreit to tag out. Miller grabs his feet and pulls Banks towards the other side of the ring. Williams yanks Walstreit down so no hot tag. Miller the shoulder tackles Banks. Fireman’s carry by Miller but Walstreit somehow tags in. Miller dumps Banks on Walstreit and calf kicks him. Another kick by Miller and then he tags Williams in.

Williams dodges a Walstreit move and steps back. SUPERKICK! Walstreit staggers. Miller springboards and dropkicks Walstreit to the mat. Cover. Banks intercepts the count with a splash.   But he doesn’t see Miller coming. He hits Banks at full speed and sends him out of the ring. Miller hooks the legs. Cover…one…two…three.

WINNER: The SEC (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams)

Thunderbolt notes that next week on Sunday Night Wrestling…it’ll be the SEC versus Weapons of Mass Destruction in a number one contender’s match for the MVW Tag Team Title. He sends it to break.



[SCENE: the back yard.

A man holds a garden hose in his right hand and is filling up his above ground pool with water. In his other hand, he holds his cell phone and looks down at it- seemingly confused and perplexed.]

Announcer: This is Tim. He thinks you have to be a mastermind to figure out how to do his own taxes.

[A large brown wooden fence encloses the yard. The right wooden gate opens up and Ray McAvay’s manager, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, enters Tim’s back yard. (GRAPHIC: “’No Frills’ Chris Escondido, professional wrestler manager)]

Announcer: So we flew in pro wrestling mastermind ‘No Frill’s’ Chris Escondido to help him.

[Escondido peers over Tim’s shoulder to look at his cell phone.]

Escondido: Dude. What does it say there?

[Close up of Tim’s phone. ‘Did you buy a home?’ Press here.]

Tim: It says…did you buy a home?

Escondido: Did you buy a home?

Tim: Ummm…

[Out of nowhere, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay runs in and whacks Tim in the back with a Singapore cane.]


Escondido: Then I’d press there.

Tim: There?



[Tim, in immense pain and anguish, presses the button. The display turns to a green check mark to indicate that he was successful and a message appears that reads: ‘Congrats, you get a big tax break…and a trip to the emergency room.]

Tim: Huh?



[Escondido nods down at Tim who’s fallen to his knees in excruciating pain.]

Escondido: Okay then.

[He then turns and walks away.]

Tim: Thanks.

[Graphic on screen: ‘It doesn’t take a f@#$ing genius to do your taxes.’ Tim looks down at his phone and winces in pain from the Singapore caneshots.]

Announcer: Jetfuel Extreme Do It Yourself Tax. Taxes done to the extreme.




March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 30th – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN
April 5th – Buccaneer Arena / Urbandale, IA
April 6th – MVWA 89 McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
April 7th – McElroy Auditorium / Waterloo, IA
April 13th – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
April 19th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 20th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 21st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO


Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall at the broadcast desk.

The crowd is on their feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are just about ready for tonight’s main event. These two women met six weeks ago back on February 2nd at MVWA 87.

VIDEO: Christa Carmondy vs. Yosemite Samantha / MVWA 87

Yosemite Samantha rushes forward towards Christa…Christa sticks her leg through the ropes and the referee steps in between.

YS charges in. Christa drops her with a drop toehold…rolls on top of her and slaps on the inverted surfboard. Yosemite Samantha desperately grabs on to the middle rope to force the break.

The referee makes the break. YS goes to the outside and slams her hands on the ring apron.

Thunderbolt Smith: That was the theme throughout the match. Christa Carmondy pitched a technical masterpiece against Yosemite Samantha.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, I believe that was the best match Christa’s wrestled here in MVW. She was composed and controlled. Yosemite Samantha couldn’t get under her skin and Carmondy used her opponent’s aggression against her brilliantly.

Thunderbolt Smith: I remember you said at the time, Yosemite Samantha wrestled with almost a feral desperation about her. She understood the opportunity she had. She badly wanted to win the match.

Rick Hall: And she almost pulled it off Thunderbolt.

VIDEO: Christa Carmondy vs. Yosemite Samantha / MVWA 87

…Christa slumps on the chair outside the ring. Yosemite Samantha takes off on a dead sprint around the ring. She returns and launches herself at Christa.

Christa dives out of the way at the last possible second and Samantha bowls into the chair and tumbles into the steel guardrail.

Thunderbolt Smith: Had she hit that, we would have had a new champion.

Rick Hall: Christa pulled her back into the ring and hit the Mean Girl Crush to close the match out.

Thunderbolt sends it back to Paige McGillicutty and the Women’s champion.

Christa has the women’s title belt slung over her shoulder.

Paige asks if she plans on doing anything different in this match.

Christa says no.

Christa Carmondy: She claims to be the “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande.” Christa Carmondy has been a legend is Missouri Valley Wrestling since 2009.   I defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Kathryn Randall Collins, Sheline Carrigan, Regina McGill, C.J. Lewis, ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, Ninja Kitty…and Yosemite Samantha in July of 2017 to become the champion. I defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens in May of 2018 to become the champion for a second time. And I defeated Yosemite Samantha last month to retain the title. So tonight, she gets another shot. Fine. I’ll beat her again. Line them up and I’m gonna knock them all down one by one.

And Christa exits.

Paige McGillicutty: Back to you, Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: it’s time. Kimber Marshall…take it away.

MAIN EVENT/MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © vs. Yosemite Samantha
Kimber brings the microphone to her mouth.

Kimber Marshall: Our main event will be a one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …and it is for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Title! Introducing first…

*”Moth to a Flame”- Metallica*

Kimber Marshall: She is the roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande!

Yosemite Samantha, sporting a big ten gallon cowboy hat and a holster complete with gun, walks out onto the stage and gives the audience the ol’ stinkeye.

Yosemite Samantha
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 8.9 INT: 7.8 END: 7.5
FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

With an intense look on her face, Yosemite Samantha marches down to the ring. She leaps onto the ring apron and takes aim at her opponent.

Samantha removes her cowboy hat and gun holster and leaves them in the corner.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent…

*”Hey You”- Bachman Turner Overdrive*

Kimber Marshall: …she is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Champion.

Christa Carmondy comes out holding the MVW Women’s title belt in the air.

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
STR: 7.3 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 7.2 INT: 8.0 END: 7.5
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Christa rolls into the ring and holds the belt in the air.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy versus Yosemite Samantha for the MVW Women’s title.

Rick Hall: We will see if Yosemite Samantha has made any adjustments in her approach. We’ll see if Christa truly has not made any tactical changes. I think we’ll know a lot about where this match is headed in the first couple minutes.

Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and the match gets underway.


Thunderbolt Smith: And here we go.

Yosemite Samantha wastes little time going on offense. She and Carmondy circle quickly. YS darts in and Carmondy retreats back and sticks her leg through the ropes. The referee calls for the break. Carmondy takes her sweet time and forces the referee to count.

Rick Hall: She did this in the first match and it was very effective in unsettling Yosemite Samantha.

When the referee reaches four, she finally moves her foot back in. Again they circle. But this time, Yosemite Samantha does not rush right in.

Both women finally tie up. Carmondy avoids YS’s takedown and takes a facelock. YS slips out of the facelock and steps back. She goads Carmondy to come after her. They go around. Yosemite Samantha tries to shoot in. Carmondy gets another ropebreak.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both Christa and Yosemite Samantha are playing the strategy game.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha is definitely trying a different tack. She’s not blindly charging in like she usually does.

Again, referee Ron Martin starts to count. Again, he reaches four before Carmondy steps all the way back into the ring. Collar and elbow tie up. Carmondy tries a hiptoss. YS blocks. Kicks Carmondy back. Carmondy runs the ropes and hits an armdrag takedown.  Carmondy runs the ropes again, armdrag takedown #2. Carmondy lays the boots in. Kneels. She takes Samantha’s head and slams it down on the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy in control. I think she’s psyched Yosemite Samantha out.

Rick Hall: Yosemite Samantha may be overthinking it at the moment.

Carmondy tries a buzzsaw kick. Yosemite Samantha surprises her with a roll up. One…two…Carmondy kicks out. Now it’s Carmondy who’s put off. She hit kicks and then goes to whip YS but Yosemite Samantha reverses. Carmondy runs the ropes but misses the dropkick. Yosemite Samantha pounces. She spears Carmondy and hooks the legs. Cover…one…two…Carmondy kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha woke up.

Rick Hall: Carmondy’s missed dropkick opened up the door and Yosemite Samantha has seized the opportunity.

Yosemite Samantha drives her knee into Carmondy’s ribs. Cover…one…two…Carmondy gets the shoulder up. YS stalks Carmondy to the corner and the fans fire up. Right hand. Right hand. Yosemite Samantha steps back and runs the ropes…SCISSOR KICK! Carmondy’s eyes roll up and she falls to the mat. Cover…one…two…NO.

Thunderbolt Smith: WOW! Christa JUST got that shoulder up. But the momentum of this match has completetly shifted.

Rick Hall: Christa’s in trouble.

Yosemite Samantha waits because Christa’s rolled under the bottom rope. Christa peeks at the back as if she’s looking for someone. Referee Martin starts to count. At four, Christa rolls back in. YS now toys with Christa but only services to piss Carmondy off. Carmondy SLAPS Yosemite Samantha- YS smiles. Then she throws forearms. Samantha fires off palm strikes, body shots, then drives a pop-up knee. Christa drops to a knee. Shining Wizard by YS. Cover. One…two…Carmondy grabs the bottom rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: Are you feeling what’s happening here?

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, tonight Christa doesn’t have any answers.

Thunderbolt Smith: WAIT A MINUTE!

Two women hit the ring behind Yosemite Samantha and attack her from behind.

Rick Hall: Who is that in the ring?

Angel Casey “Ms. Lethal Weapon”
AGE: 36 / HT: 5’ 6” WT: 115 / HOME: Portales, NM
STR: 8.0 DEX: 5.2 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 7.9 INT: 6.8 END: 5.5
FIN: Angel Death Drop

Angel Scott “The Terminatrix”
AGE: 37 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 167 / HOME: Morgantown, WV
STR: 4.5 DEX: 9.4 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 8.0 END: 7.2
FIN: Angel Death Drop

Thunderbolt Smith: ANGELS OF DEATH?


Scott pulls Samantha up by the hair and slams her head first into the corner turnbuckle.

Martin immediately calls for the bell.


WINNER: Yosemite Samantha via DQ @ 6:12

Yosemite Samantha staggers back. Scott whips her into the ropes…lifts her up on the return and Casey jumps down from the corner turnbuckle and drives YS to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: ANGEL DEATH DROP!

Corporate Sports(Entertainment) Programming Nation reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris appear at ringside with a film crew.

Thunderbolt Smith: What’s this?

Rick Hall: Oh…I have a sneaky suspicion I know the answer.

Which proves to be true when ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann walks out along with the ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum.

McMann’s holding a contract.

Christa Carmondy walks over. She signs it.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy has just signed on with the Sports Entertainment Coalition. Has Angels of Death done the same? We’re going to sort all this out next week. For Rick Hall, I’m Thunderbolt Smith. See you then.


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