Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Saturday February 16th, 2019
Night two of the MVW’s weekend run through Nebraska stopped off at the Pershing Center in Lincoln, Nebraska. Forty-four hundred people came out to watch a ten match program featuring the Heartland, Tag Team, Womens, and MVW champions in action.
Ninja Kitty made her return to the road in a fun three-way romp with Tori Thomas and Cheryl Parkman.
The Women’s division continued to be a hot source of discord between Sheline Carrigan, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, Yosemite Samantha and now ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.
And the SEC came out with the intention of reestablishing their dominance only to run into a buzzsaw called the Southern Boys.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Lincoln, NE Results
MATCH #1 Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas and Cheryl Parkman
MATCH #2 ‘The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank, Tiny, and Stan) defeated Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete, Jack from State Barn Insurance, Georgia-Florida State Line (Skyler and Bryan)- Tiny knocked out Bryan with the Big Belch.
MATCH #3 ‘The Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Major Svetlana Kovaleski with the White Trash Compacator.
Post-match, Harlot gets on the mic and is very pissed that the focus of the women’s division is on Sheline Carrigan and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens when Lani is still here, still very much a threat to the Women’s champion Christa Carmondy, and she’s not going to be overlooked.
MATCH #4 The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) defeated Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice)- Sheldon pins Justice after hitting the Big Bang Deathblast.
MATCH #5 ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Miley Vyrus of the SEC via DQ when Lisa Barbosa-Stevens came out and attacked Carrigan.
Post-match, Carrigan and Barbosa-Stevens brawled on the outside only to be joined by Yosemite Samantha and the Hanson Sisters. It took security a few minutes to separate the women.
The Sports Entertainment Corporation (MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell/P.M.C. Banks/Kirk Walstreit) come out to ‘flex their muscles.’ Blackwell issues an open challenge to any team in the dressing room to face them in a six man tag match.
Their challenge is answered by the Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson/’Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams).
MATCH #6-The Southern Boys destroy the SEC- all three simultaneously pin the three wrestlers from the SEC.
MATCH #7- ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler with the McGill Bomb.
MATCH #8/NON-TITLE MATCH- Heartland Champion SNAFU defeated ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver of the SEC with the Philly Facebuster
MATCH #9/NON-TITLE MATCH: Tag Team Champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) defeated Truckin’ Average Company (Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company)- Rah pinned Company with the Eye of Rahhhhh!
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated C.J. Lewis with the Mean Girl Crush
The main event ended up being a short match when Lewis landed awkwardly and sprained her ankle.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
February 23rd – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
March 1st – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
March 2nd – MVWA 88 @ Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
-Main Event: MVW TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © vs. Ray McAvay
MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Island of Misfit Wrestlers © vs. The Dork Dynasty
March 8th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
March 9th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
March 10th – Hartman Arena / Park City, KS
March 16th – Jamestown Civic Center / Jamestown, SD
March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD