Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Wings Event Center
Saturday January 26th, 2019
The big match of the night: could the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin fend off Yosemite Samantha to earn herself another shot at the MVW Women’s title? We would find out soon enough.
The other notable thing that took place was ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann coming out after the Ultratron-Five match to complain once again that Dawn McGill was ‘faking’ being under the wrestling robot’s control.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Kalamazoo, MI Results
MATCH #1 Ninja Kitty defeated Mrs. Wrestling XIVIII with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill defeated Willie Idol with The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MATCH #3 The Southern Boys (‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams and ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller) defeated
The French Connection (Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd.
MATCH #4 Miley Vyrus of the SEC defeated ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis with the Twerk.
MATCH #5 ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Tom Smith with the Texas Lariat.
MATCH #6 ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, Kathryn Randall Collins “KRC”, defeated “Queen Cool” Leah Iris and Regina McGill- Harlot submitted McGill with the White Trash Compactor.
MATCH #7-The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny)- Banks pinned Hank with the Bank Statement.
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Rah via submission with the Katahajime
MAIN EVENT-WOMEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with a backslide.
Yosemite Samantha is the new Women’s title #1 contender. She will face Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy for the title next week at MVWA 87 in Peoria, Illinois.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE