Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
Rapid City, South Dakota
Sunday January 20th, 2019
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson successfully defended the Heartland Title once again with a win over Average Joe last night in the final MVW house show of the weekend.
Dickinson has now held the Television/Heartland title now for nearly sixteen months.
Missouri Valley Wrestling Rapid City, SD Results
MATCH #1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MATCH #2 Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas and Maxie Perry- Thomas pinned with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #3 Miley Vyrus of the SEC defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Twerk.
MATCH #4 The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defeated Housewives of Chaos (Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker and Maj. Svetlana Kovaleski)- Davisson pinned Kovaleski with the Kick Start.
MATCH #5 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller via DQ- Butler DQ’d when ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler interfered in the match.
MATCH #6 ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis, “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, Kathryn Randall Collins “KRC”, Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”- Tess pinned KRC with the Pizza Cutter
MATCH #7 Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny) and the French Connection (Jobber-pronounced Joe-bear D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan Le Basterd)- A-Bomb pinned LeBasterd with the Atomic Powerbomb.
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Rah via submission with the Katahajime
MAIN EVENT-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Average Joe with the High Crossbody/Powerbomb combination
Next week, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin faces Yosemite Samantha in a Women’s title #1 contender’s match. The winner will face Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy for the title at MVWA 87 in Peoria, Illinois.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE