Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Tyson Events Center
Sioux City, Iowa
Saturday January 19th, 2019
MVW Tag Team champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) ran into a buzzsaw tonight when they faced Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) in a non-title match that also served as the main event of Saturday’s MVW house show in a frigid Sioux City, Iowa.
Weapons of Mass Destruction: H-Bomb, A-Bomb, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb
How cold was it in Sioux City, Iowa last night? 9 degrees.
Back to the match, WMD served notice that they’re ready to challenge for the tag team title they held for four weeks at the end of 2017/start of 2018. A-Bomb and H-Bomb refused to let the Dork’s get settled into their usual scientific wrestling patterns and took the pinfall when H-Bomb reversed a roll up by Sheldon.
Also last night, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill picked up his first MVW victory with a win over Mr. Wrestling XIVIII (43) and the Missouri Valley Fight Club reconvened and left with a victory over the Varney Sisters.
MVW CEO Jill Berg again started the show in the ring and made basically the same announcement she made Friday night about the Oshkosh, Wisconsin incident.
Jill Berg: “MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell isn’t here tonight but Ray McAvay is. Again, let me make this clear. Blackwell will be defending the MVW title at MVWA 87 in two weeks against McAvay. Until then, both men will keep their hands off the other…their factions will keep their hands off of either Blackwell or McAvay…and all factions will keep their hands off Blackwell and McAvay. Anyone who wants to piss me off and disregard my edict…anyone who really wants to find out the hard way just how much of a bitch I can be if properly provoked- just try me.”
Missouri Valley Wrestling Sioux City, IA Results
MATCH #1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill defeated Mr. Wrestling XIVIII with The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MATCH #2 The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defeated The Varney Sisters (Gwen and Blake)- McDermott submitted Blake Varney with the Indian Death Lock.
MATCH #3 Miley Vyrus of the SEC defeated Elaine Brazier with the Twerk.
MATCH #4 Yosemite Samantha and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill- Yosemite Samantha pinned McGill with the Cannonball Combo
MATCH #5 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler via DQ- Butler DQ’d when ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller interfered in the match.
MATCH #6 Kirk Walstreit of the SEC defeated SNAFU with the Stock Market Plunge
MATCH #7 ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated P.M.C. Banks of the SEC with the McGill Bomb
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Main Girl Crush
MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE MATCH: Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) defeated MVW Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson)- H-Bomb rolled up Sheldon for the pin.
Tonight, Missouri Valley Wrestling travels to Rapid City, South Dakota for a matinee show at the Rushmore Plaza Center. Scheduled to wrestle tonight: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, and MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE