Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
North Iowa Events Center
Mason City, Iowa
Friday January 18th, 2019
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) held off a strong challenge from the Sports Entertainment Corporation (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks in the main event last night to remain the number one contenders to the MVW Tag Team titles.
Halitosis, Rah, and Manager Regina McGill
After Halitosis incapacitated Walstreit with his lethal ‘breath of death,’ Rah hit the ‘Eye of RAHHHHHH’ (jackknife powerbomb with extreme prejudice) on Banks to finish off the SEC tag team. Much to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann consternation, Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg then came out and officially booked the tag team title match for MVWA 87: The Dork Dynasty © vs. the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.
Berg started the show in the ring and made a special announcement in lieu of the events that took place the weekend before in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
Jill Berg: “Ray McAvay isn’t here tonight but Charlie Blackwell is so let me make this clear. Blackwell will be defending the MVW title at MVWA 87 in two weeks against McAvay. Until then, both men will keep their hands off the other…their factions will keep their hands off of either Blackwell or McAvay…and all factions will keep their hands off Blackwell and McAvay. Anyone who wants to piss me off and disregard my edict…anyone who really wants to find out the hard way just how much of a bitch I can be if properly provoked- just try me.”
Missouri Valley Wrestling Oshkosh, WI Results
MATCH #1 ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Mr. Wrestling XIVIII with the Devil’s Triangle submission hold.
MATCH #2 Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #3 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Bobby Starr- Fraiser pinned Starr after Fraiser’s Oootlander knocked out Starr with a foreign object
MATCH #4 Yosemite Samantha defeated C.J. Lewis with the Cannonball Combo
MATCH #5 The SEC’s ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company in a three way match- Beaver pinned Company after fellow SEC member Taylor Switt (the country…er…pop songstress) broke her guitar over Company’s head.
MATCH #6-NON-TITLE MATCH Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller with the Powerbomb.
MATCH #7-NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Kathryn Randall Collins “KRC” with the Main Girl Crush
MATCH #8-TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) defeat the Sports Entertainment Corporation (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)- Rah pinned Banks after hitting the Eye of RAHHHHH!
MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Average Joe with the Katahajime
Tonight, Missouri Valley Wrestling invades the Tyson Events Center in chilly Sioux City, Iowa. Scheduled to wrestle tonight: Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty, and just added- ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE