1/13/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

WHAT WENT DOWN AT MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING’S NEW BEGINNINGS PPV:

-Jack Fraiser defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker

-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann tries to talk Dawn McGill into joining the SEC. McGill ends up being ‘kidnapped’ by ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five and turned into his valet.

-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The Couch Potato

-The Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Ninja (Hank and Tiny) and Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb)

-Mr. McMann takes full credit for the return of Missouri Valley Wrestling.

-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller defeated Ultratron-Five

-The Green World Order (Peta from PETA, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick) complain about ‘speciesism.’

-Mr. McMann tries to talk MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy into coming back to the SEC.

-Christa then successfully defends her Women’s title against ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated SNAFU to retain the MVW Heartland title.

‘The Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan won the 20 Woman Battle Royale.

-Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) defeated The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) to remain the champions.

-MAIN EVENT: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell retained over ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay

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Missouri Valley Wrestling Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday January 13th, 2019
Taped January 5th at the Landon Arena
Topeka, Kansas

Announcers:
Thunderbolt Smith
‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

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The camera pans around the arena. Everyone is on their feet and chanting: “MVW!…MVW!…MVW!”

Thunderbolt Smith introduces himself then ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall and welcomes everyone to MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

Smith notes that MVW CEO Jill Berg is in the ring and she has a few things to say.

JILL BERG ADDRESSES THE MVW FAITHFUL
Berg welcomes everyone to MVW’s Sunday Night Wrestling. She says it’s taken a year to MVW get back on the air in May 2017 and talks about the hard work that’s gone on behind the scenes to get to tonight.

Jill Berg: It is great to be back. Missouri Valley Wrestling is thankful for the opportunity that the Wrasslin’ World Channel has given us. The pay per view was a huge success. We now have to build on the show.

Smith runs down the card for the show.

-HEARTLAND TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe

-Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill vs. The SEC’s Justin Beaver

-MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, a very interesting card tonight. Jack Fraiser took his game to a new level in 2018. He challenged the reigning Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the Heartland title and nearly beat him. Fraiser would love nothing more than to kick off 2019 by earning another title shot.

Thunderbolt Smith: But don’t discount Average Joe.

Rick Hall: No, you can’t. Average Joe will give out max effort every time he sets foot in the ring. If you’re not on your game, Average Joe can beat you. I’m also interested in watching Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill. You know Mr. McMann has to be burning up inside with anger over the fact that no matter what he tries to scheme up, McGill always manages to slip through his fingers.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is Wile E. Coyote to her Roadrunner.

Rick Hall: Pretty much. And then Christa versus Tessa again in a rematch from New Beginnings. Tess wants that last run. Christa’s peaking in terms of her wrestling career. That’s going to be a good one.

Thunderbolt Smith: Jack Fraiser versus Average Joe will be right after these messages.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the first match which was taped in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

Jack Fraiser
AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
FIN: Canadian Crusher
Valet: ‘Oootlander Blaire Rendell

The video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters the source of the voice. He is dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you?   And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Average Joe (Perfectly Average Company)
AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam
MGR: Tequila Sheila

Then Average Joe comes out with his valet Tequila Sheila.

*Tequila Sheila- Bobby Bare*

Shelia sashays down the aisle to the ring.

‘Pour me another…tequila…’

Sheila spins around as the crowd shouts out: ‘SHEILA!’

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MATCH #1: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match
They come out quick, working counters and end in a standoff. Fraiser hits a dropkick and drives Average Joe to the floor. They brawl a bit. Both Rendell and Tequila Sheila get involved and eventually the action goes back to the ring.   Back in and Average Joe hits an Average Slam. He covers for 2 but Rendell makes the save. Average Joe with uppercuts, chops, and then a back breaker for 2. Average Joe lays in strikes, but Fraiser fires up and they trade strikes. Fraiser hits a hurricanrana. Average Joe rolls to the floor. Fraiser follows with a moonsault to the floor.

Crowd: MVW!…MVW!…MVW!

Back in and Fraiser hits a missile dropkick and rolls into a German for 2. Average Joe counters the Canadian Crusher, but Fraiser follows with kicks. Average Joe counters by low bridging Fraiser, and follows with a head kick. Body slam countered into a cradle by Fraiser for 2. Fraiser hits another slam but Average Joe kicks out at 2. Fraiser heads up top, but Average Joe crotches him and leaves him in the tree of woe. Average Joe gets a chair and dropkicks it into Fraiser’s face. Fraiser tries to roll out. Average Joe pulls him back in. Fraiser fights him off and hits a double stomp. Average Joe kills Fraiser with a lariat. Average Slam is countered and Fraiser hits a cradled tombstone for a near fall. Average Joe fires back with kicks. Average Joe again looks for an Average Slam and Fraiser counters. He hits the Canadian Crusher. Cover. One…two…three.

WINNER: Jack Fraiser @ 12:33 (8:30 shown on TV)

Rick Hall: Jack Fraiser gets his biggest MVW win yet. Good back and forth battle but Fraiser is able to counter Average Joe’s Average Slam and hits his finisher to go through to the finals.

Thunderbolt Smith: So Jack Fraiser will get another shot at ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the…OH AND DICKINSON’S IN THE RING!

Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson decks Fraiser with a High Crossbody and then splats Fraiser to the mat with a vicious powerbomb. Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell jumps on Dickinson’s back and starts flailing away. Dickinson flips her over his head to the mat. He then powerbomb’s Rendell as well.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, the Heartland champion once again making it be known that he’s the top dog in the division and it’s going to take a hell of an effort to knock him off his perch.

TESSA MARTIN PROMO
MVW backstage reporter Blair Moise interviews ‘The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

Tess says she’s come to respect Christa Carmondy over the past couple years.

Tessa Martin: I think Christa’s become a great wrestler. She’s forged her own path and she’s been a very good champion.

Tess adds she knows her time is running short. She has a couple really good years left in her and would love to get another run at the top before she calls it a career. Blair asks her about the close finish between her and Christa at New Beginnings.

Tessa Martin: I was upset about the finish because I was close…this close…to winning the title. The tape shows she won and I accept that. Hopefully tonight, the tables will turn and she’ll be the one with her shoulders on the mat.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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Thunderbolt Smith: Almost two weeks ago, ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell finally defeated ‘Red Solo Plastic Up’ Ray McAvay to solidify his hold on the MVW Title at New Beginnings.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, it was a great match. Blackwell threw everything into the match and he broke through in a big way on a big stage.

REPLAY-MVW TITLE MATCH
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
MVW New Beginnings PPV

[McAvay slaps on an inverted face lock…hooks the arm…and pulls backwards and up.]

Thunderbolt Smith: DRAGON SLEEPER!

[Dark and Stormy end the striptease. The SEC’s Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver climb into the ring. Les Miserables’s General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen throw themselves at the SEC. Blackwell starts to fade. Several other members of the Les Miserables hit the ring and attack Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver.]

Thunderbolt Smith: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE! WE’VE GOT PEOPLE IN THE RING AND McAVAY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

[Blackwell’s arm goes limp. McAvay breaks the hold…puts Blackwell’s head between his legs…but Blackwell stands up and flips McAvay over him.]

Thunderbolt Smith: BLACKWELL COUNTERED THE McGILL BOMB!

[Blackwell rolls him up.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S DONE IT! CHARLIE BLACKWELL HAS DEFEATED RAY McAVAY!

*DING-DING-DING*

[McAvay sits up. He can’t believe what’s just happened.]

McAVAY PROMO
Thunderbolt Smith:
Ray McAvay, in his first match back after being on the shelf for ten months, nearly walked out of New Beginnings as the MVW Champion.

Flanked by the Les Miserables, McAvay gets a standing ovation. He thanks everyone and promises that he will regain the MVW Title and be the people’s champion.

Ray McAvay: We are here in Topeka, Kansas this afternoon because Mr. McMann and the Sports Entertainment Corporation don’t get it. They clearly are doing this for fame, money, power, and ego. I’m wrestling for the fans. I’m wrestling for the people who paid their hard earned income to come here tonight. I’m wrestling for folks like you. I’m not in this for personal fame or glory. I show up. Punch in. Shut up. And get to work. My job is to go out to the ring and put on the best show possible for the fans.   I’m-

Charlie Blackwell (interrupting): Ray, Ray, Ray.

CHARLIE BLACKWELL PROMO
MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell walks out followed by a CSPN film crew.

Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell is a former member of the Les Miserables who sold out to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Corporation.

Blackwell mock congratulates McAvay on the win and is not surprised he is still ‘slumming’ with the Les Miserables.

Charlie Blackwell: Ray, I left the Les Miserables because I wanted to get paid. Pandering to the common people doesn’t get you paid. Wrestling for people with the money does. Now, I have the best of both worlds. I’m getting paid and now I’ve got the MVW title belt.

Blackwell throws out a challenge to the former champion and declares that McAvay’s days holding the MVW title is over.

Charlie Blackwell: You are the past. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ is the future.

Thunderbolt sends it to the ring for our next match.

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‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
AGE: 24 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 235 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
MGR: Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt

Mr. McMann, SEC mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, and the SEC (Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks) escort Beaver to the ring. Switt comes to the ring leaving a trail of white powder that overflows from her guitar.

Phil Finebaum: MY FACTION IS BETTER THAN YOUR FACTION!

*Dark, ominous music*

Ultratron-Five ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
FIN: The Disintegrator (Modified F-5)
MGR: Dawn McGill

Ultratron-Five leads Dawn McGill on stage. She has a blank look on her face and a Singapore cane in her hand.

Ultratron-Five: Sniveling, puny, human insects, I have evolved beyond any human capability. The hand that slays you belongs to…Ultratron-Five-

Ultratron-Five’s metallic robot outfit gets jammed up and he’s unable to move.

Ultratron-Five: …*BLEEP*….Dammit!

Dawn McGill (cold/expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

McGill rolls her eyes and gives the Ultratron-Five a swift kick to unstick the leg. Then she catches herself and snaps back into character.

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MATCH #2: ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver vs ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five
Beaver attacks at the bell and runs into a right hand. Beaver with a tope and he runs wild until McGill distracts him. Ultratron-Five finally gets in some offense. They trade big time strikes, eye rake by Ultratron-Five and Samoan drop for 2. But Ultratron-Five locks up again and can’t move. Beaver throws him out of the ring to the floor and the SEC attack. Vyrus gets a couple shots in. Twitt blasts Ultratron-Five with her powder filled guitar that explodes in a brilliant white flash.

Seemingly breaking out of character, McGill races around the corner and *THWACK* nails Switts with the Singapore cane. Vyrus rushes in…*THWACK*…then she snaps back…

Dawn McGill (cold/expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

This sets Mr. McMann off and he grabs a microphone from ringside.

Mr. McMann: No. No-no-no. This is the same crap you did before Dawn. Last year, you played Sports Entertainment Barbie. This year, it’s…whatever you’re doing now. You play the character when it suits you and pop back into Demolition Machine mode when you need to kick some ass. This is crap and you should be doing it for the SEC instead of working with a cheap b-movie knock off.

McGill’s response?

Dawn McGill (cold, expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

McMann throws up his hands. In the meantime, both wrestlers are counted out.

WINNER: Double count-out @ 4:15

McMann muttered ‘this sucks’ as he skulks to the back with the rest of the SEC.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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YOSEMITE SAMANTHA PROMO
Yosemite Samantha aka…“The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”…came out and cut a promo on how she’s been working her ass off for the better part of eighteen months and she wants the Women’s title.

Yosemite Samantha: I’m done waiting for ‘my turn.’ Yeah, I got a chance in late 2017 but Lisa Barbosa-Stevens literally broke my ankle for the match and I ran on fifty percent. Yeah, I got my shot at the new champ at the end of 2018…roughed her up good for over twenty minutes…lost ‘cause I didn’t finish the job. I didn’t get the rematch at New Beginnings…and that’s fine. But now, I’m here to tell you that I will finish the job.

Yosemite Samantha warns Christa that her aim is to getting a title shot and winning the women’s belt. And she’ll do anything to win the belt…anything.

CHRISTA CARMONDY PROMO
Blair Moise talks with the Women’s champion.

Christa acknowledges her opponent, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, as being one of the legends of Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Christa Carmondy: Tess was there at the beginning. She’s been a great champion in the past.   And she fought one hell of a fight a couple weeks ago at New Beginnings.

Blair goes to the replay.

REPLAY: MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
MVW New Beginnings PPV

[Each woman staggers after getting hit, spittle flying off their faces as their heads snap back. Carmondy seizes the advantage after she connects a slobberknocker of a punch and Martin crumbles to the mat.]

7th MINUTE
[Carmondy pulls Martin into the center of the ring. Roll up cover.

[One…]

[Two…]

[NO…Martin reverses Carmondy.]

[One…

[Two…]

[NO…Carmondy reverses.]

[One…Martin reverses.]

[One…reverse.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: Wait a minute! Who won!

Rick Hall: It happened too fast for me. I don’t know.

[Referee Brent Payson emphatically makes the call for Christa Carmondy.]

Smith throws it to Kimber Marshall in the ring for the main event.

*’Dig In’-Lenny Kravitz*

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 32 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter

Tess walks down to the ring holding her ever present oversized pizza box of doom. She gets a big ovation from the crowd.

Then Kimber presents the Women’s Champion.

*“Hey You”- Bachman Turner Overdrive *

The crowd explodes when Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s champion Christa Carmondy walks out on stage.

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 27 /HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Carmondy climbs in the ring and raises her arms.

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MAIN EVENT- WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

[The referee calls for the bell.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And here we go.

[Collar and elbow tie up. Both women circle and look for position.]

Rick Hall: Tessa Martin has held the Television title in the all-woman era but the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ has never held the top Missouri Valley Wrestling title belt.

[Carmondy whips Tessa into the ropes. Tess ducks under and hits the ropes. Carmondy whiffs on the return. Martin stops…slaps Carmondy. They lock up again…Carmondy pulls hair and Tessa slaps her again.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy’s pulling the hair.

Rick Hall: She hasn’t totally given up her bad girl ways.

Thunderbolt Smith: But Tessa’s slapping her and Christa does not like it.

[Carmondy gets pissed and slaps her back. She teases an American Blockbuster…MARTIN rolls from the ring…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Both wrestlers have struggled to gain a clear advantage over the other up to this point.

Rick Hall: Both women are still feeling each other out. Tess has talked a lot over the past couple weeks about how close she was to winning the title at New Beginnings and she’s taking a cautious approach in the early going.

4th MINUTE
[…Tess escapes from a wristlock. Carmondy cradles her for the cover.]

[One…]

[Two…MARTIN kicks out.]

[Carmondy attacks the knee. She goes for a knee bar but Martin makes the ropes. Tess and Carmondy exchange strikes. Tess hits a running knee strike and then a back breaker. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…Carmondy powers out.]

[Carmondy sends Martin to the floor. She follows. Then Carmondy lifts and suplexes the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl on the apron. Martin tries a desperation drop kick from the apron. Carmondy sidesteps…pulls her up…and slams her onto the broadcast table.]

5th MINUTE
[Carmondy pulls a table out and throws it into the ring. she drags MARTIN back in and drapes her over the table. Carmondy climbs to the top turnbuckle…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy going airborne!

Rick Hall: INCOMING!

[…and puts Martin through the table.]

Crowd: MVW!…MVW!…MVW!

[Carmondy hooks the legs.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…]

Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Tessa just got the shoulder up in time.

Rick Hall: Wow that was close.

Thunderbolt Smith: Very close.

[Carmondy lays in the chops. Martin fights back and hits a flying forearm. Rights by Tess and then a dragon screw. Tess steps out of the ring and grabs a chair. She slides the chair in. *WHAP* Martin blasts Carmondy with the chair. She then surfboards the chair and kicks it in Carmondy’s face. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…Carmondy kicks out.]

6th MINUTE
[Tessa hits a dropkick. Body slam. Legdrop. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…again Carmondy kicks out.]

[Martin on the offensive but Carmondy cuts her off. Tessa misses clothesline. Carmondy belly to belly suplexes Martin and holds with the shoulders on the mat…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Tessa gets the shoulder up late again. She rolls and spills to the floor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Good move by Tessa. Regroup. Refocus.

[Tess rolls back in and another lock up…]

Rick Hall: This has been a good one. I almost think Carmondy is even better now than she was a year and a half ago when she was the champion the first time.

Thunderbolt Smith: I’m not going to disagree with that. But I’m getting a message that ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is backstage with a CSPN film crew. Mr. McMann apparently has something to say that pertains to both women in the ring right now.

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MR. McMANN PROMO
With the CSPN camera crew filming him, Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris interview Mr. McMann. McMann reveals that regretfully the SEC was unable to come to terms on deals to bring ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin or the MVW Women’s champion Christa Carmondy back to the fold. McMann states ‘it’s their loss’ and promises to bring a new women’s wrestler that’s better than Tess and Carmondy.

Morris asks McMann if Missouri Valley Wrestling fans will be surprised at who he brings in.

Mr. McMann: The track record of the wrestler I’m looking to bring into the SEC speaks for itself. The SEC will only look for the best. This wrestler was the best in Missouri Valley Wrestling before…and once she comes in, I’m quite confident she’ll be the best again.

==

10th MINUTE
[…Carmondy and Tess trade strikes in the middle of the ring. Tessa flings herself to the ropes and fires across the ring. Carmondy evades the high crossbody and Martin nearly decapitates herself in the ropes. Carmondy lays in knee strikes. She pulls Martin off the ropes and sets her up for a delayed vertical suplex. Vertical suplex. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thre…no…kick out!]

Thunderbolt Smith: Tessa Martin somehow kicks out at the last ditch moment!

[Carmondy gets heated with the referee and claps her hands three times in quick succession. Tessa rolls out of the ring again.]

11th MINUTE
[Tess again slides a chair into the ring and raises the chair to strike. Carmondy hits a standing drop kick and bends Martin over. She then DDT’s Tessa onto the chair.]

Thunderbolt Smith: WHAT A COUNTER BY CHRISTA CARMONDY!

Rick Hall: Tess waited too long and gave Christa an opening.

[Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…Tessa somehow gets a shoulder up at the last possible second.]

[Carmondy pulls Martin to his feet and lifts her into a vertical suplex position. But this time, she drops to the mat driving Martin head first to the mat.]

Thunderbolt Smith: MEAN GIRL CRUSH!

Rick Hall: I think that’s all!

[Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: SHE’S DONE IT! CHRISTA CARMONDY DEFEATS THE ‘EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN AND RETAINS THE MVW WOMEN’S TITLE!

WINNER AND STILL MVW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Christa Carmondy @ 11:22

Post match, Carmondy gets on the microphone and thanks the MVW faithful for being at the show. She then talks about her foray into the regular ‘working world’ before she returned to MVW.

Christa Carmondy: I’m so glad I came back to Missouri Valley Wrestling. I was tired of being something I wasn’t and around people I didn’t agree with their values. I’d rather be here with people like you than to be around a bunch of fake, phony, plastic people- OOOOF…

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S YOSEMITE SAMANTHA!

Out of nowhere, Yosemite Samantha runs down and tackles Carmondy in the ring.

Rick Hall: CHRISTA NEVER SAW HER COMING!

Yosemite Samantha and Carmondy roll around the ring trying to throw punches. The referee tries to get in between the two and gets shoved away.

The crowd buzzes as the two women brawl.

The end credits start to roll.

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S GOING TO DO IT FOR THIS WEEK.

 

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