Sunday Night Wrestling Preview

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WHAT WENT DOWN AT MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING’S NEW BEGINNINGS PPV:

-Jack Fraiser defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker

-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann tries to talk Dawn McGill into joining the SEC. McGill ends up being ‘kidnapped’ by ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five and turned into his valet.

-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The Couch Potato

-The Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Ninja (Hank and Tiny) and Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb)

-Mr. McMann takes full credit for the return of Missouri Valley Wrestling.

-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller defeated Ultratron-Five

-The Green World Order (Peta from PETA, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick) complain about ‘speciesism.’

-Mr. McMann tries to talk MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy into coming back to the SEC.

-Christa then successfully defends her Women’s title against ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated SNAFU to retain the MVW Heartland title.

‘The Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan won the 20 Woman Battle Royale.

-Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) defeated The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) to remain the champions.

-MAIN EVENT: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell retained over ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
Men’s Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (SEC)

Contenders
#1 –
‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay
#2 – P.M.C. Banks (SEC)
#3 – ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit
#4 – Rah

Women’s Champion: Christa Carmondy
Contenders
#1 –
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
#2 – Yosemite Samantha
#3 – ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
#4 – ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
Contenders
#1 –
Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis
#2 –
Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
#3 –
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
#4 –
Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny
#5 –
Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company

Heartland Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
Contenders
#1 –
Jack Fraiser
#2 –
SNAFU
#3 –
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
#4 –
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
#5 –
Average Joe

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 12th – Menomee Nation Arena / Oshkosh, WI
January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI

February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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THIS WEEK ON MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING’S SUNDAY NIGHT WRESTLING
Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Sunday Night Wrestling returns after a year’s hiatus with a three match card on the Wrasslin’ World Channel.

MATCH #1: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match
Coming off a summer where Jack Fraiser came into his own, Fraiser faces the veteran Average Joe for another shot at the Heartland title held by ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. You can never count out Average Joe though. What lacks in flash, he makes up for with grit and hard work.

MATCH #2: ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver vs ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five
Bankrolled to the hilt by the Sports Entertainment Corporation, expectations are that the Canadian Bad Boy needs to take the next step in his evolution as a pro wrestler. Beaver takes the first step in the process when he takes on the New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine aka…Ultratron-Five. Ultratron-Five’s lackluster start in MVW caused him to make a correction in course by securing the services of manager Dawn McGill.

Who will jump start their MVW career? We’ll find out.

MAIN EVENT- Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
MVW Women’s Title Match
The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl lost by an eyelash to Christa Carmondy at New Beginnings. The outcome was so close, MVW CEO Jill Berg ordered an immediate rematch. Both women know each other well inside the ring. Carmondy is enjoying her second run at the top of the MVW Women’s division. But Tessa Martin has never tasted life at the top of the MVW mountain. We’ll see who wants it the most this Sunday night.

Also scheduled to appear: MVW Men’s Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, number one challenger ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell, and Yosemite Samantha.

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