9/15/2018 MVWA 85 Recap-Valparaiso, IN and 11/17/2018 MVWA 86 Recap-Evansville, IN

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The Wrestling Guy’s Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall review the last two big Missouri Valley Wrestling shows of 2018 and announce MVW’s PPV show on New Years Day that was taped last night in St. Louis.

REVIEW OF MVWA 85
Thunderbolt Smith:
In September at MVWA 85, matters between the SEC and the Kardoucheian Empire had escalated.

Rick Hall: That’s right, Thunderbolt. The SEC were upset with the Kardoucheians over paying two million dollars to them for the Dawn McGill dream date video. The video, while certainly borderline salacious, didn’t have its desired effect- bringing Dawn into the SEC. A problem that Mr. McMann continues to struggle with.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yes he does. So, the SEC and Kardoucheians agreed to settle their dispute once and for all in a tag team match at MVWA 85 in Valparaiso, Indiana. If the SEC wins, the Kardoucheians leave MVW. If the Kardoucheians win, the SEC pays them another two million dollars. Let’s go to the video for the match between the SEC…Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks and the Kardoucheian Empire…Ken and Koley Kardoucheian.

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REPLAY: MVWA 85 MAIN EVENT – 9/15/2018
Athletics-Recreation Center/Valparaiso, IN
The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks with SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, ‘Young Hollywood’ Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress Taylor Switt

vs.

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian with Kris Kardoucheian

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[Joined in progress…]

2nd MINUTE
[…Banks sits back as Walstreit, Vyrus, and Switt team up on Ken Kardoucheian.]

[At ringside, Finebaum cheers the SEC on.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Early on, the SEC were all over the Kardoucheians.

5th MINUTE
[…Ken throws Walstreit over the top rope.]

Phil Finebaum: NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: But the Kardoucheians wouldn’t give up.

Rick Hall: I thought they actually showed a little heart in the match!

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, when you see your meal ticket coming to an end…

Rick Hall: Right. You tend to fight and scratch like your life depends on it.

[Banks steps forward…drops to a knee…and deliberately low bridges Ken.]

Thunderbolt Smith: YOW!

Rick Hall: And then you just blatantly cheat.

[Ken is bent over. Switt sneaks over with her loaded guitar full of white baby powder that leaks out the hole of the guitar because it’s overfilled and blasts him over the head with it. The guitar explodes and powder temporarily blinds Ken.]

8th MINUTE
[…Banks lifts Koley Kardoucheian up…he holds him completely upside down…then he falls backwards and vertical suplexes him back to the mat. Cover…one…two…Koley gets the shoulder up.]

Thunderbolt Smith: After everything that’s been thrown at both Kardoucheians in the match, they still kept at it and fought back.

12th MINUTE
[Banks climbs to the top turnbuckle…he jumps and hits a 450 splash on Ken. Banks covers and hooks the legs. The referee slides into place. One…two…THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And the SEC put an end to the Kardoucheian Empire’s run in Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Rick Hall: Long live the Kardoucheian Empire.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here’s the other results from MVWA 85 in September…

[Ken Worth-American Trucker defeats SNAFU with E.J. Flack]

[Yosemite Samantha defeats C.J. Yosemite Samantha]

[‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeats ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot]

[HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Jack Fraiser with his Oootlander defeats ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © via DQ – Dickinson retains the title.]

[MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson with valets Penny and Amy © defeats Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb and General George S. Patton (Deceased)]

[WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © defeats the Missouri Valley Fight Club’s Harley Davisson]

[MVW TITLE MATCH: William Daniels Bryan defeats ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell with the SEC © via DQ – Blackwell retains the title.]

[MAIN EVENT-GRUDGE MATCH: The SEC: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit with the SEC defeats The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian with Kris Kardoucheian]

REVIEW OF MVWA 86
Thunderbolt Smith:
In November 2018, Missouri Valley Wrestling held their MVWA 86 show at the Roberts Stadium in Evansville, Indiana. Here are the results…

[‘The Sunshine God’ Rah defeats Couch Potato]

[P.M.C. Banks defeats ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and Dastardly Dave Miller]

[‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeats ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot]

[HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © defeats SNAFU w/E.J. Flack]

[TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Dork Dynasty © defeats Weapons of Mass Destruction]

[WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © defeats Yosemite Samantha

[MVW TITLE MATCH: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © defeats William Daniels Bryan via DQ]

Thunderbolt Smith: Rick?

Rick Hall: Tessa Martin set herself up for her challenge to Christa Carmondy tonight with the win over Lani Harlot in Evansville. Dickinson and SNAFU had a wild one. We’ll see what happens tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa versus Yosemite Samantha was a good one.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Yosemite Samantha had been agitating for a title shot for months. She finally got the chance and gave Christa Carmondy everything she could handle.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa’s settling in as the champion.

Rick Hall: Yeah. Don’t discount Tessa tonight though.

Thunderbolt Smith: And the Blackwell-Bryan war waged on.

Rick Hall: Yep. Bryan lost his head and the match just fell apart. Blackwell was lucky to get away from the match with the belt.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, now that we’re all caught up, let’s run through the full card for the upcoming Missouri Valley Wrestling Pay Per View show- MVW’s New Beginnings.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING PRESENTS:
NEW BEGINNINGS
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI
Taped December 29th, 2018
Airing January 1st, 2019

THE CARD:
Ken Worth-American Trucker vs. Jack Fraiser w/his Oootlander Blaire Rendell

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. Couch Potato

Three Way Tag Match:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and General George S. Patton (Deceased) vs. Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny w/Stan and April O’Neale vs. The SEC: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit w/the SEC

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller vs. Ultratron-Five

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

MVW HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © vs. SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack

MVW 20 Woman Battle Royale Match

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson w/Penny and Amy © vs. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and “The Luchador with Insanely Bad Breath” Halitosis w/Regina McGill

MAIN EVENT- MVW TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell w/the SEC © vs. TBD]

 

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