**Recap of Last Weekend’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**
Friday December 1st – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – John Lance Arena / Pittsburg, Kansas
The show kicked off with Charlie Blackwell in the ring. He’s major upset at what went down at MVWA 79 between him and Dawn McGill and promises the crowd that his opponent will pay the price for Dawn’s treachery tonight.
Charlie Blackwell defeated ‘My Idol…Your Idol…’ Willie Idol with the Katahajime.
-Blackwell almost got himself DQ’d in the post-match when he refused to release the hold. However, when there’s stirring in Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay’s Deplorable section close to ringside and McAvay stood up from his seat, Blackwell decided to head for the back.
Ninja Kitty defeated Wendy O’Leary with the Hurricanrana DDT.
Jeff Johnson defeated Bobby Starr with the Straitjacket German Suplex
C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated Blake and Gwen Varney- Iris pinned Blake with the Pittsburgh Plunge
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker and Fred Nugent- Rah pinned Nugent after hitting the Eye of Rahhhhh.
Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had, defeated Brad Company with the BO-Plex
-At intermission, MVW CEO Jill Berg came out and broke some news.
First, MVW will conduct tournaments at next weekend’s house shows to crown two house champions- men and women.
Second, MVW will reactivate the Women’s Tag Team title. Berg added that since C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris were the last MVW Tag Team champions before the hiatus, they will continue to hold the title. Lewis and Iris come out to collect their MVW Tag Team titles.
Third, Berg revealed that MVW will be doing something a little special with Independent Western Wrestling World and several of their wrestlers will appear at MVWA 80. Jill didn’t say anything more except to watch MVW Sunday Night Wrestling and see what the plan is.
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann then came to the ring with the rest of the Sports Entertainment Corporation, and CSPN CEO Mark Splitter, and demanded that the Kardoucheian Empire come to the ring. Warily, all four Kardoucheians make their way down to ringside. McMann castigates them for selling them a ‘false bill of goods’ concerning the video the SEC purchased from them and demands their two million dollars be refunded.
Khris replied in the negative and an impromptu match kicked off between the Kardoucheians (Ken and Koley with Khris and Khourtney Kardoucheian) and the SEC (Men’s Tag Team Champions P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, with ‘Young Hollywood’s’ Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt, Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, and Charlie Blackwell. The SEC do a number on the Kardoucheians and it looked like they would get the pinfall. But Khris Kardoucheian made a call to the back and out came Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of law enforcement. Ruff and Justice made the save and the match was ruled a no contest.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Pizza Cutter.
-post-match, Harlot attacked Tess and locked her in the White Trash Compactor until Regina McGill raced to the ring to make the save.
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeated an I3W tag team called Cease and Desist (Brent Ceaser and Danny D’Ziste- running an attorney gimmick)- McAvay locked D’Ziste in the Dragon Sleeper for the submission win.
Saturday December 2nd – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – Hartman Arena / Wichita, Kansas
Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Canadian Crusher
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated the Monongahelian Stomper with the Texas Lariat
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Maxie Perry with the White Trash Compactor
TV Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack with the Sleeper Hold
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated Rick Beam and Bobby Starr- A-Bomb pinned Starr after hitting the Atomic Power Bomb.
-After intermission, the TV taping began for the 12/4 edition of MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.
Charlie Blackwell and the SEC came out again to air their grievances with Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay over the ending of the McAvay-Blackwell match at MVWA 79. The SEC repeated their complaints with the Kardoucheians over the Dawn McGill/Ken Kardoucheian Dream Date video that turned out to be a dud.
CSPN CEO Mark Splitter also threw in his two cents, noting that CSPN had to let people go as a result of paying the Kardoucheians the two million dollars.
Then the Kardoucheians (Ken, Koley, Khourtney, and their father Khris) joined them. Khris blamed the SEC for what happened (and not vetting the video before purchasing it). McMann then appeals to MVW CEO Jill Berg for relief.
Berg came out and turned all appeals down flat…but booked the SEC and the Kardoucheians in another match.
The SEC took the win via count out when once again Rough Justice came to the Kardoucheians rescue and whisked them from the ring.
-Backstage Interviewer Blair Moise intervews Bo Stevens about his big match next week for the TV title against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.
-Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay cut an in-ring promo about what happened during his match at MVWA 79 and calls Charlie Blackwell ‘desperate and delusional.’
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Average Joe with the Dragon Sleeper.
-Jill Berg then walked to the ring with I3W Bookmaker Clayton Ridgeway and made a joint announcement that MVWA 80 will feature several wrestlers from I3W. Berg revealed that McAvay will face I3W Champion Rod Hall and his Emo at MVWA 80 and Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will wrestle former MVW Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan.
-Backstage, Blair Moise interview TV Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson concerning his match with Bo Stevens.
MAIN EVENT / SIX WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Young Hollywood’s’ Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt vs. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa went to a double count-out when Yosemite Samantha attacked Barbosa-Stevens at ringside and the match fell apart from there.
Sunday December 3rd – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – United Wireless Arena / Dodge City, Kansas
Ninja Kitty defeated Elaine Brazier and Tori Thomas- Ninja Kitty pinned Brazier after hitting the Hurricanrana DDT.
TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH
Dork Dynasty: Sheldon and Leonard Robertson with Amy and Penny defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd and the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- Sheldon pinned LeBasterd after hitting the Big Bang Theory
The American Bikers: Big Paulie and Little Paulie defeated Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- Big Paulie pinned Idol.
Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Cannonball.
TV Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler with the Powerbomb.
Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew exists defeated Ken Worth- American Trucker with the BO-flex.
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill- H-Bomb pinned Halitosis after hitting the Hydrogen Powerbomb.
COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:
The Sports Entertainment Corporation are at odds with the Kardoucheian Empire over the last of sizzle in the Ken Kardoucheian/Dawn McGill Dream Date video they purchased for two million dollars. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann demanded a refund. Khris Kardoucheian turned him down flat.
The SEC can’t afford to get too distracted by the Kardoucheians with a title defense coming up against Weapons of Mass Destruction at MVWA 80.
Charlie Blackwell is still miffed about the Dawn McGill double turn and vented a couple times over the weekend about his loss to Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay at MVWA 79. However, Blackwell is even more chapped about the fact that he’s now shuffled all the way to the back of the line in terms of title opportunities.
MVW CEO Jill Berg announced the addition of a Women’s Tag Team title to the mix and that C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris- the last MVW Tag champions before the hiatus, would be named the champions.
Berg and Independent Western Wrestling World Matchmaker Clayton Ridgeway also announced MVWA 80 will feature wrestlers from both companies. Here is the card as of now…
MAIN EVENT / MVW Tag Team Title Match
The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver ©
-with ‘Young Hollywood’s’ Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
-with Daisy Cutter-Bomb
SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH: I3W vs. MVW
MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay
-with his Basket of Deplorables
I3W Champion Rod Hall and his Emo
SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH: I3W vs. MVW
MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-with the SEC
I3W Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
December 6th – Miami, OK
December 8th – Joplin, MO
December 9th – Springfield, MO
December 10th – Bentonville, AR
December 16th – MVWA 80 at The Hinkle Fieldhouse / Indianapolis, IN
January 15th – Shenandoah, IA
January 16th – Des Moines, IA
January 17th – Oskaloosa, IA
January 20th – Sioux Falls, SD
January 22nd – Kankakee, IL
January 23rd – Valparaiso, IN
January 24th – Goshen, IN
January 27th – Salina, KS
January 30th – MVWA 81 at Joseph J. Gentile Arena / Chicago, IL