11/21-MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Weekend’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

 

Friday 11/17 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – Bridgeview Center / Ottumwa, Iowa

Ninja Kitty and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeat Maxie Perry and Elaine Brazier- Iris pinned Brazier after hitting the Pittsburgh Plunge

Jeff Johnson and Rick Beam defeated Ultratron-Five and Farmer John- Johnson rolled up Farmer John for the win.

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Monongahelian Stomper- Ken pinned Mr. Wrestling XXXIV after hitting the Hollywood Blockbuster.

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Couch Potato with the Texas Lariat

-post-match, Khris bragged about the recent windfall of cash the Kardoucheian’s received…all two million dollars of it…after selling the video of the alleged one night stand between Ken Kardoucheian and Dawn McGill. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill take exception and run down. That brings down Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of law enforcement which sets up the next match.

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill defeat Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of law enforcement- Rah hit the Eye of Rahhhh on Justice to get the win

Jack Frasier with Oootlander defeated Bobby Starr with the Canadian Crusher

The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, and Charlie Blackwell defeated the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank, Tiny, and Stan with April O’Neale- Blackwell submitted Stan with the Katahajime.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens of the SEC defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Ankle Lock

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Saturday 11/18 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – U.S. Cellular Center / Des Moines, Iowa

Andrea Hanson, and Melissa Hanson with Charissa Hanson defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Andrea pinned Gwen after hitting the Slap Shot

-post-match, the Hanson Sisters are attacked in the back by three masked people. The Hansons are dragged to their dressing room and the door slams behind them.

Jeff Johnson defeated Bobby Starr with the Straitjacket German Suplex

-after the match, the video screen shows the three masked people leaving the Hanson’s dressing room. They pull their masks off- it’s Women’s champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Young Hollywood’ Miley Vyrus, and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt of the Sports Entertainment Corporation

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated C.J. Lewis with the Pizza Cutter

Bo Stevens defeated SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack with the BO-Plex

Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated Fred Nugent and Willie Idol- A-Bomb pinned Idol after hitting the Atomic Powerbomb.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Rah with the Powerbomb.

Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the Cannonball.

-post-match, Women’s champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Young Hollywood’ Miley Vyrus, and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt attack Yosemite Samantha. Then Men’s Champion Ray McAvay and his Deplorables run down to make the save.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack with the McGill Bomb

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Sunday 11/19 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – North Iowa Ice Arena / Mason City, Iowa

Jeff Johnson defeated The Trash Man with the Straitjacket German Suplex

‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated Maxie Perry with the Pittsburgh Plunge

Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company defeated the Georgia Florida County Line- Average Joe pinned Georgia with the Average Slam

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated C.J. Lewis with the White Trash Compactor

The Kardouchiean Empire: Ken and Koley defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Koley pinned LeBasterd with the Hollywood Backstabber

Charlie Blackwell defeated Jack Frasier with his Oootlander with the Katahajime

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Bo Stevens with the McGill Bomb

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Ninja Kitty via DQ- Barbosa-Stevens slapped on the Ankle Lock to Ninja Kitty but then Yosemite Samantha, still limping from the night before, charged to the ring with the Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa) and attacked the women’s champion. The SEC raced down to the ring…then Regina McGill and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin joined the scrum as the show came to an end.

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COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann and Corporate SportsEntertainment Programming Nation (CSPN) CEO Mark Splitter vent their spleens at the SEC and in particular Dawn McGill after the fiasco at the end of last Sunday’s (11/12) show. Splitter tells Dawn that she will do everything in her power at MVWA 79 to make sure Charlie Blackwell leaves the ring as the new MVW Men’s Champion and not her ex-husband Ray McAvay.

MVW CEO Jill Berg formally announces that former tag team champions The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah, ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill) will get a rematch with the new Tag Team Champions The SEC (P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver w/’Young Hollywood’s Miley Vyrus and and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt).

Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb come out and make a mild objection to the booking. Berg mollifies WMD when she books the winner of the SEC/Island of Misfit Wrestlers against them at MVWA 80.

Yosemite Samantha defeats ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin to earn a title shot at MVWA 79. The SEC (Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘’Young Hollywood’s’ Miley Vyrus and and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt)…having already taken out Yosemite Samantha’s allies the Hanson Sisters earlier…attack Yosemite Samantha and Tessa Martin after the match. Barbosa-Stevens puts her MVWA 79 opponent in the Ankle Lock and literally tries to twist her foot off.

UPDATE: Yosemite Samantha did appear at the Sunday afternoon House Show in Mason City, Iowa but was limping very noticeably. However, she will be in Kansas City this Saturday night and will wrestler Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the Women’s title.

The Dawn McGill DUI situation is updated as well. According to CEO Jill Berg, Dawn WILL definitely be at MVWA 79 in the SEC’s corner and then refused all further comment on the situation.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson retains the MVW Television title in a tough match with Bo Stevens.

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