11/14-MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Weekend’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

 

11/10 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – Jefferson City High School Gymnasium / Jefferson City, Missouri

Ninja Kitty defeated Wendy O’Leary with the Hurricanrana DDT

Jeff Johnson defeated the Millennial Man with the Millennial Girl with the Straitjacket German Suplex

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Halitosis with the Texas Lariat

-Before their match, the Kardoucheian Empire came out and bragged about the money they just ‘earned’ (The Sports Entertainment Corporation paid them 2 million dollars for a video of Ken Kardoucheian and Dawn McGill’s dream date).

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian defeated Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila via DQ- Regina McGill and the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) attacked the Kardoucheians during the match.

Yosemite Samantha, Andrea Hanson, and Melissa Hanson with Charissa Hanson defeated C.J. Lewis, Blake Varney, and Gwen Varney- Yosemite Samantha pinned Gwen after hitting the Cannonball.

Charlie Blackwell of the Sports Entertainment Corporation defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker with the Katahajime

NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido with the Powerbomb.

-post-match, Bo Stevens comes to ringside and there’s a brief staredown and an exchange of words between Stevens and Dickinson- whom he faces this Sunday on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver defeated SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack and Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell- Banks pinned Frasier after hitting the Bank Statement.

MAIN EVENT
The Sports Entertainment Corporation: MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and ‘Young Hollywood’ Miley Vyrus with ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and ‘Queen of the Trailer Court’ Lani Harlot- Barbosa-Stevens submitted Iris with the Ankle Lock

-post-match, Yosemite Samantha and the Hanson Sisters run down and attack the SEC at the end of the show.

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11/11 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – SIU Arena / Carbondale, Illinois

The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa with Charissa Hanson defeated Elaine Brazier and Cheryl Parkman- Melissa pinned Parkman after hitting the Slap Shot

-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann comes out after the match and informs the Hanson Sisters that they and Yosemite Samantha are BARRED from ringside during Lisa Barbosa-Stevens’s match later on in the night.  This stems from what happened the night before.

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale defeated the French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd- Hank pinned LeBasterd with a roll up.

The American Bikers: Big Paulie and Little Paulie defeated Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- Big Paulie pinned Idol.

-post-match, the Bikers bicker- but for once do not get into a full blown argument.

Bo Stevens defeated The Couch Potato with the BO-Flex

-post-match, Stevens called out Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Stevens says Dickinson should enjoy the week because this Sunday, he won’t be the TV champion any more.

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill defeated Rick Beam and Bobby Starr- Halitosis pinned Starr after hitting the Imploding Senton Bomb

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill defeated Brinna Bradley and Mickie Adams- Tess pinned Adams after hitting the Pizza Cutter

Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila- A-Bomb pinned Company after hitting the Atomic Powerbomb.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ when the Hanson Sisters (at the direction of Yosemite Samantha) attack Barbosa-Stevens late in the match.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Ken Kardoucheian with Koley, Khourtney, and Khris Kardoucheian- McAvay submitted Ken with the Dragon Sleeper.

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11/12 – Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show – Racer Arena / Murray, Kentucky

Ninja Kitty defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Hurricanrana DDT

Ken Worth-American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Mononghelian Stomper- Worth pinned the Stomper with the Jake Brake.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the White Trash Posse defeated Gwen Varney with the White Trash Compactor

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale defeated Fred Nugent and The Spoiler XXXI- Tiny pinned The Spoiler XXXI with the Big Belch

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis and Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated the French Connection: Jobber D’Hut, obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd, and King Louie the XXXXIII- Rah pinned King Louie after hitting the Eye of Rahhhhh.

MVW Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated SNAFU with E.J. Flack and Ken Worth- American Trucker via DQ when Bo Stevens interfered.

-Stevens and Dickinson brawled to the back after the match.

MAIN EVENT:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme methods of law enforcement

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COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

Two matches are set for MVWA 79. MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay will meet Charlie Blackwell of the SEC again for the third time. MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens has signed to face the winner of ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Yosemite Samantha.   It is believed that MVW CEO Jill Berg will announce this Sunday that MVW Tag Team Champions the Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver and the former champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis will have a rematch of their match at MVWA 78 for the tag belts.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann was steaming mad when he left the MVW Television Studios last Sunday night after during the main event but not for the reason you think. On the way back to the dressing room, McMann received a phone call from CSPN (Corporate SportsEntertainment Programming Nation) CEO Mark Splitter, the man who put down two million dollars to secure the services of one Dawn McGill, and Splitter reamed him out from pillar to post over the fact that ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, and Regina McGill were all allowed to attack the SEC. Splitter told McMann he was coming to MVW Sunday Night Wrestling next Sunday to address the situation.

After a busy weekend including a couple of run-ins with Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Bo Stevens will challenge Dickinson this Sunday night for the TV title.

MVW Men’s Champion and former High Octane Wrestling alumni ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay will face three fellow former HOW stars Defiance Wrestling’s Scott Stevens, Motor City Wrestling’s Kirsta Lewis, and Chris Kostoff in a HOW LSD Rules Elimination Match at the John Pariah Tribute Show ‘In His Name’ this Thursday Night.

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