11/7 – MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Weekend’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

Due to his recent wedding to Stacee Perry aka Dark, MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay did not appear at any of the weekend shows.

Also, Dawn McGill was also absent from the weekend house shows and Charlie Blackwell, still nursing his injuries from the MVWA 78 match against McAvay, did attend the shows but did not wrestle.

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Friday Night 11/3 – Dixon, Illinois House Show Results

Jeff Johnson defeated The Couch Potato with the Straitjacket German Suplex

Charissa Hanson with Andrea and Melissa defeated Gwen Varney with the Slap Shot

Ken Worth-American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Mononghelian Stomper- Worth pinned the Stomper with the Jake Brake.

-The Kardoucheian Empire came out to gloat about Khris Kardoucheian’s win over Dawn McGill at MVWA 78. Khris Kardoucheian spins it as a precautionary tale about why you should stay in ‘your own lane’ and not challenge your betters just because you’re jealous of them. Predictably, the promo falls flat with the Dixon, Illinois MVW fans.

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris Kardouchein defeated Bobby Starr and ‘My Idol…your idol…’ Willie Idol- Ken and Koley hit a double Hollywood Blockbuster on Starr for the win.

-Yosemite Samantha comes out and she’s all revved up after her big week last Saturday night. She’s putting the women’s division on notice that she is the roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest female gunslinger who ever crossed the Rio Grande in Missouri Valley Wrestling and she’s coming for the Women’s title.

Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Cannonball.

-Brand new MVW Tag Team champions the Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver with Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt along with the rest of the SEC: SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, Charlie Blackwell, and Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens walk out to the ring to celebrate. It’s been five days since Banks and Beaver dethroned the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis) and brought the tag title to the SEC.

-Finebaum talks up the tag team win at MVWA 78 and brags that ‘our faction is way better than anyone’s faction in MVW.’ He continues on but then is interrupted by Regina McGill- Dawn’s younger sister who is also a former member of the SEC. McGill charged to the ring with Rah and Halitosis and a brief fracas broke out. Then MVW CEO Jill Berg surprises everyone but walking out and booking a rematch of their MVWA 78 match and calling for the bell.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated the Millennial Man with the Millennial Girl with a Powerbomb.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis with Regina McGill defeated the MVW Tag Team champions the Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver with Miley Vyrus, ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt, SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, Charlie Blackwell, and Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens via count-out- Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin- who wasn’t expected to be back in action until next week- raced down to assist McGill and the IMW. After a fifteen minute brawl, Finebaum gave the signal to head to the back and the SEC departed- giving Rah and Halitosis the win.

-Tessa Martin stayed out and called Lisa Barbosa-Stevens back to the ring. When Lisa came out to the stage, Tess challenged her to a match. Lisa tried to beg off but then Jill Berg came out again and immediately booked the match.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin via DQ when Yosemite Samantha attacked Barbosa-Stevens after the champion had put Tess in the Ankle Lock.

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Saturday Night 11/4 – Normal, Illinois House Show Results

Ninja Kitty defeated Elaine Frazier with the Hurricanrana DDT

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank, Tiny, and Stan with April O’Neale defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut, obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd, and King Louie the XXXXIII via count-out.

The Hanson Sisters: Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa defeated The O’Neders: Rita and Anita, and C.J. Lewis- Melissa pinned Rita after hitting the Slap Shot.

SNAFU with E.J. Flack defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker with Tequila Sheila with the American Facebuster

Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had defeated Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell with the BO-Plex

-Post-match- Bo told the fans to make sure they watched MVW Sunday Night Wrestling because he’s got a big surprise for ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. And he told them to have BO-lief! Tebow ‘Tebow’d’ accordingly.

Yosemite Samantha defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ when Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, Miley Vyrus, and Taylor Switt of the SEC attacked her just as she was about to hit her finisher on Iris.

-This was payback for Samantha’s interference in Lisa’s match the night before with Tessa Martin. Both Tess and Regina McGill ran down to make the save.

Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler- A-Bomb pinned Escondido after hitting two Atomic Powerbombs in succession on him.

-Post-match- Daisy points a finger towards the dressing room and declares that the WMD have got the new tag team champions the SEC in their sights.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Regina McGill with the Ankle Lock

-Post match- Tessa Martin runs down to the ring to make the champion break the Ankle Lock on Regina and then Yosemite Samantha shows up to have a staredown with the champion.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Tag Team Champions The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver defeated Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company via DQ when Regina McGill, Tessa Martin, and the Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis attacked the champions.

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Sunday Afternoon 11/5 – Bowling Green, Missouri House Show Results

Rick Beam defeats Willie Idol, Bobby Starr, the Mononghelian Stomper, and Mr. Wrestling XXXIV in an elimination match.

The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- McDermott submitted Gwen with the Indian Deathlock.

Jeff Johnson defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker with Tequila Sheila with the Straitjacket German Suplex

‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis defeat Elaine Brazier and Tori Thomas- Iris pinned Thomas with the Pittsburgh Plunge

-Bo Stevens comes out with Ted Tebow and again cuts a promo urging everyone to watch Sunday night’s MVW Sunday Night Wrestling because he’s about to take the next step up. Why? Because he has BO-lief. He’s jumped by ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler in the ring and they have a pull apart brawl.

Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with Regina McGill defeat The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris- Halitosis pinned Koley after hitting the Imploding Senton Bomb.

-Post match- Regina low bridges Ken and sets off a mini-melee. Then she gets on the microphone and rips the Kardoucheians and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann for the way they’ve treated her sister Dawn. Khris then gets on the microphone and tells Regina she’s a hypocrite because she turned on her sister to join the SEC earlier this year because she wanted to ‘get out of Dawn’s shadow.’

MAIN EVENT/ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale and the American Bikers: Big Paulie and Little Paulie- H-Bomb pinned Hank after hitting the Hydrogen Powerbomb.

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COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

Dawn McGill was taken to a beauty salon yesterday for what was termed by the Sports Entertainment Corporation’s Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum as an official ‘Sports Entertainment makeover’ in order to connect her with the ‘character’ she is going to be playing.  McGill was apparently not pleased but didn’t have a whole lot of choice but to go along with the idea.

With Dawn McGill forced into the SEC, her sister Regina McGill stepped in to try to rally the Island of Misfit Wrestlers Rah and the ‘Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis over the weekend at the MVW house shows. It worked. Rah and Halitosis picked up two wins including a victory over the new tag team champions on Friday night.

With his win over ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler Sunday night, Bo Stevens will face ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the MVW Television Title on the November 19th edition of MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

Yosemite Samantha has the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens’s attention. The two clashed Friday night in Dixon, Illinois when Yosemite Samantha attacked Barbosa-Stevens during the main event and then again Saturday night during Yosemite Samantha’s match. Yosemite Samantha also cut a promo Friday night serving notice that she was aiming her sights towards the Women’s title.

Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) has emerged as legitimate contenders for the MVW Tag Team title. The WMD are on a collision course with the new Tag Team champions (P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver) after big weekend wins at the house shows.

The SEC’s Charlie Blackwell attended all three MVW house shows over the weekend but did not wrestle due to the injuries he suffered at MVWA 78. He is scheduled to return to action this weekend and is poised to challenge MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay for the title again at MVWA 79.

Speaking of the Men’s champion, the newlywed will also return to action this weekend after missing out on the house shows this past weekend.

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