10/24 – MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Week’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

 

Friday Night 10/20 – Columbus, Indiana House Show Results

Jeff Johnson defeated The Couch Potato with the Straitjacket German Suplex

Ninja Kitty defeated Melissa Hanson via DQ when Andrea and Charissa Hanson interfered.

Ken Worth-The American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeated Bobby Starr and Willie Idol

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian defeat the Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Mononaghelian Stomper- Ken pinned Mononaghelian Stomper after hitting the Hollywood Blockbuster.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Regina McGill with the White Trash Compactor

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Rick Beam with the Sleeper Hold

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale vs. Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb went to a double count-out.

-post-match, both teams continue to brawl until security was finally able to get them to the back.

The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, and Charlie Blackwell defeat Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe, Brad Company, Fred Nugent- Blackwell submitted Nugent with the Gogoplata.

-post-match, Banks and Beaver took turns ripping on the MVW Tag Team champions The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) and vowed to leave MVWA 78 as the new champs.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Ankle Lock

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Saturday Night 10/21 – Terre Haute, Indiana House Show Results

Yosemite Samantha defeated C.J. Lewis with the Cannonball.

Jack Frasier with his Oootlander defeated Rick Beam with the Canadian Crusher

Bo Stevens defeated Willie Idol with the BO-plex

-post-match, Bo cuts a promo and stakes a claim on getting the next shot at the MVW Television title.

SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Bobby Starr with the American Facebuster

-post-match, SNAFU cuts a promo of his own and makes his own case for getting a title shot against TV champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Canadian Bad Boy Justin Beaver with Young Hollywood’s Miley Vyrus and Country…er…Pop Songstress Taylor Switt defeated Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Tag Team Champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Hygiene’ Halitosis with Dawn McGill defeat Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement

-McGill stopped Ruff from tasering Rah late in the match and then turned the taser on him. After the match, the Kardoucheians walked out and there was a staredown.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay with the Deplorables defeated Jeff Johnson with the McGill Bomb.

-post-match, Charlie Blackwell comes out and there’s a staredown and a brief exchange of words before the show comes to an end.

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Sunday Night 10/22 – Michigan City, Indiana House Show Results

Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company defeat The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Average Joe pinned LeBasterd with the Average Slam.

The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa with Charissa defeat Gwen and Blake Varney- Melissa pinned Gwen after hitting the Slap Shot

‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis defeat Elaine Brazier and Tori Thomas- Iris pinned Thomas with the Pittsburgh Plunge

-Charlie Blackwell comes out and cuts a promo on both MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and Dawn McGill.

The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris vs. The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- double DQ. Weapons of Mass Destruction ran out and attacked the BBSPN; Dawn McGill and the Island of Misfit Wrestlers came out and attacked the Kardoucheians.

-McAvay then cuts a promo of his own on Blackwell.

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. Yosemite Samantha goes to a time limit draw.

-Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens cuts a promo on Tess.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Tag Team Champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Hygiene’ Halitosis with Dawn McGill vs. Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with April O’Neale- double count out- The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja attacked the WMD. The SEC then came out and went after the Tag champions.

COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill gave her cousin (and financial advisor) Charlie Blackwell an ultimatum to account for her money or else she will fire him next week at MVWA 78.

Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and Blackwell signed off on the contract for their MVWA 78 match. Then Blackwell drops the nuclear bomb on Ray, revealing that McAvay had a one night stand with Dark while he and McGill were separated last year and Dark became pregnant. McGill would later sign off on the contract for her MVWA 78 match with Khris Kardoucheian and then leave.

Bo Stevens interrupts ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler’s backstage interview with Blair Moise to announce to the world that he wants the next shot at Television champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. Of course, Butler takes exception to that and then Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew existed attacks Butler from behind.

SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum guarantees that Dawn McGill will NOT be a factor in their MVWA 78 match.

SNAFU- via Coach E.J. Flack- tries to cool Bo Stevens’s jets vis a vis a TV title shot. Flack makes the case that SNAFU has patiently waited for the Dickinson-Butler series of matches to run its course and now he’s next in line. Flack also says that Stevens has BO-lief but he hasn’t Narfled a Garthok!

Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens debuted a new, meaner disposition she used the Ken Shamrock Ankle Lock against poor Shea Ghackerman to pick up the quick win. As Ghackerman hobbled to the back, Barbosa-Stevens vowed to snap ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin’s ankle at MVWA 78.

Finally, both Dawn McGill and Khris Kardoucheian agreed to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s stipulations for their Special Attraction Match at MVWA 78. That means if Dawn McGill wins, the Kardoucheians have to QUIT their world famous and highly rated reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’ However, if Khris Kardoucheian wins, Dawn McGill must go out on a ‘dream date’ with Ken Kardoucheian to be filmed to air on ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’

MVW CEO Jill Berg announces the MVWA 78 card:

MAIN EVENT / MVW MEN’S TITLE MATCH:
‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay © vs. Charlie Blackwell of the Sports Entertainment Corporation

HEADLINER / MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © of the SEC vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

HEADLINER / MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis © vs. The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill vs. Khris Kardoucheian
if Dawn McGill wins, the Kardoucheians have to QUIT their world famous and highly rated reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’
if Khris Kardoucheian wins, Dawn McGill must go out on a ‘dream date’ with Ken Kardoucheian to be filmed to air on ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians’

RETURN MATCH FROM MVWA 77:
Bo Stevens vs. ‘No Frill’s Chris Escondido

EXTREME DEATHMATCH:
The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny vs. Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb

OPENING MATCH:
Ninja Kitty vs. Yosemite Samantha vs. Regina McGill

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