10/17 – MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Week’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

Wednesday Night 10/11 – Grinnell, Iowa House Show Results

The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa with Charissa defeat Blake and Gwen Varney and Teri Sargent- Melissa pinned Gwen after hitting the Slap Shot. -Hanson Sisters debut match in MVW

Jeff Johnson defeated Bobby Starr with a roll up. -Jeff Johnson’s debut match in MVW

Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas with the Hurricanrana DDT

Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Monongahelian Stomper with the Canadian Crusher

SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Jobber D’Hut with obnoxious French sports talk hose Dan LeBasterd- SNAFU won with the American Facebuster

Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Ken Worth-American Trucker, and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeat ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and the American Bikers: Big Paulie and Little Paulie- Worth hit the Jake Brake on Little Paulie after he and Big Paulie got into a mid-match argument over tactics…and the fact that they just can’t stand each other for more than five minutes.

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill defeat C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris- Tess hit the Pizza Cutter on Lewis

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Rick Beam with the Dragon Sleeper

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with the SEC (Charlie Blackwell, P.M.C. Banks and SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum) defeated Yosemite Samantha with the Toxic Sting

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Friday Night 10/13 – Fort Dodge, Iowa House Results

The Kardoucheian Empire (Ken and Koley with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian) defeat Willie Idol and Mr. Wrestling XXXIV- Ken pinned Idol after hitting the Hollywood Blockbuster.

-post-match, Khris Kardoucheian got on the microphone and again bitterly complained about how the Kardoucheians are being treated in MVW.   He especially zeroed in on ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill calling her a ‘washed up, has been’ of a wrestler who’s clinging to her wrestling life by being a manager.

-McGill ran out with a steel folding chair and potatoed Khris. The other Kardoucheians ran hastily to the back.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Blake Varney with the Cannonball.

Jeff Johnson defeated Rick Beam with a roll up.

Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Tori Thomas with the Gogoplata

Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila defeated Farmer John and the new age cybertronic criminally insane sentient robot wrestling machine Ultratron-Five – Company pinned Ultratron-Five after hitting him with the Company Line

Bo Stevens defeated Willie Idol with the BO-Plex.

P.M.C. Banks and Charlie Blackwell with the Sports Entertainment Corporation (SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum and Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens) defeat the Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson with Penny and Amy- Banks pinned Leonard after hitting him with the Bank Statement.

-post-match, Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay comes out and there’s a brief staredown between him and Charlie Blackwell- McAvay’s opponent at MVWA 78.

Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeat Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice via DQ when the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank, Tiny, Stan, and April O’Neale) interfere.

-post-match, the WMD and BBSPN brawl as the Ninja are still torqued off over the tactics used against the week before in their match on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Tag Team Champions The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis defeat The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- Rah pinned Hank after Halitosis used his lethal breath on him and Rah followed with the Eye of RAHHHH!

-the show ended with a staredown and then a verbal exchange between McGill and the Kardoucheian Empire who came to the ring after the match.

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Saturday Night 10/14 – Omaha, Nebraska House Show Results

BUNKHOUSE STAMPEDE MATCH:
Melissa Hanson defeated Ninja Kitty, Gwen Varney, Andrea Hanson, C.J. Lewis, Svetlana Kovaleski, Blake Varney, Elaine Brazier, Kathryn Randall Collins, and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker.

Jeff Johnson defeated Bobby Starr and Couch Potato

Average Joe defeated Fred Nugent with the Average Slam

Bo Stevens defeated Jack Frasier with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell with the BO-Plex

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the White Trash Posse defeated Yosemite Samantha with the White Trash Compactor

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Pizza Cutter

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Tag Team Champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill defeated The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian via count-out- several minutes in, the four Kardoucheians abandoned the match and attacked McGill at ringside. Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and his Deplorables made the save.

MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH:
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with the SEC (Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks) defeated Daisy Cutter-Bomb with the Toxic Sting

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Sunday Afternoon 10/15 – Kearney, Nebraska House Show Results

Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas with the Hurricanrana DDT

Jeff Johnson defeated Rick Beam with the Sleeper Hold

The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa Hanson with Charissa Hanson defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Andrea pinned Gwen after hitting the Slap Shot

Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Monongahelian Stomper- Average Joe pinned Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Average Slam

Yosemite Samantha defeated Regina McGill with the Cannonball

Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeated Bo Stevens and Fred Nugent- McAvay pinned Nugent after hitting the McGill Bomb

MAIN EVENT:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb vs. The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- double DQ

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COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

Here is how MVWA 78 is shaping up.

EXTREME DEATHMATCH:
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb vs. The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale

Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one knew he ever had vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido- rematch from MVWA 77

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill vs. Khris Kardoucheian with the Kardoucheian Empire (Ken, Koley, and Khourtney) -as of now- if McGill wins, the Kardoucheians must quit their top rated reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’ If Khris Kardoucheian wins, Dawn must go on a ‘dream date’ with Ken Kardoucheian to be filmed for their reality show.

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill © vs. the winner of Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Canadian Bad Boy Justin Beaver with Young Hollywood’s Miley Vyrus and Country…er…Pop Songstress Taylor Switt and Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens of the SEC vs. the winner of ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot

MVW MEN’S TITLE MATCH:
‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and his Deplorables © vs. Charlie Blackwell with the SEC

Look for Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg to add a couple additional matches to the show this Sunday night.

The hockey-loving Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Melissa, and Charissa) and Jeff Johnson made their MVW debuts this weekend and worked the house shows.

Both Dawn McGill and the Kardoucheians will spend the week mulling over the special stipulation ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann thought up for their grudge match at MVWA 78 (if McGill wins, the Kardoucheians must quit their top rated reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians.’ If Khris Kardoucheian wins, Dawn must go on a ‘dream date’ with Ken Kardoucheian to be filmed for their reality show).  Per CEO Jill Berg’s ruling, either party can veto McMann’s stipulation.  We will see how this plays out when McGill and Kardoucheian sign off on the contract this Sunday night.

MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and Charlie Blackwell will also sign the contract for their MVWA 78 match this Sunday night.

The sudden explosion of ill-will between the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank, Tiny, Stan, April O’Neale) and Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, Daisy Cutter-Bomb) precipitated this comment from A-Bomb after their Sunday afternoon house show match that ended in a double disqualification.

A-Bomb: We outsmarted them two weeks ago.   We saw the opportunity.  We executed the plan.  We won the match.  Period.  That’s all.  They need to get over themselves.

 

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