10/9 – MVW Weekend House Show Recap and News

**Recap of Last Week’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**

Friday Night 10/6 – Jacksonville, Illinois House Show Results

Ken Kardoucheian defeated the Monongahelian Stomper with the Hollywood Blockbuster

-post-match, the Kardoucheians complained bitterly about having to appear in ‘substandard’ venues unbefitting their ‘superstar’ status. After a couple of minutes of this, ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill ran out and laid all four Kardoucheians out with a steel folding chair- receiving a standing ovation.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Tori Thomas with the Cannonball

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Ken Worth-American Trucker defeat the French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Worth pinned LeBasterd after hitting the Jake Brake

Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Blake Varney with the Gogoplata

Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeat Rich Beem and Willie Idol- Ruff pinned Idol after Justice tasered him.

C.J. Lewis defeated Elaine Brazier with the Last Call.

Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company and TV Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeat ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, Fred Nugent, and SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack- Average Joe pinned SNAFU with the Average Slam.

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Tag Team Champions The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis with Dawn McGill defeat The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Stan with Tiny and April O’Neale via DQ -The Kardoucheians came out ten minutes into the match and attacked McGill, Rah and Halitosis.

MAIN EVENT:
MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Charlie Blackwell of the Sports Entertainment Corporation via DQ -P.M.C. Banks of the SEC ran out and interfered in the match

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Saturday Night 10/7 – Peoria, Illinois House Show Results

The American Bikers: Little Paulie and Big Paulie defeat the French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Little Paulie pinned LeBasterd after Big Paulie clobbered him with a steel chain.

-post-match, the American Bikers do what the American Bikers do- squabble. All the way to the back.

Ninja Kitty defeated Britt with the hurricanrana DDT

Jack Frasier with Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Bobby Starr with the Canadian Crusher

‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated Blake Varney

The Kardoucheian Empire: Koley and Khourtney Kardoucheian with Khris and Ken Kardoucheian defeat Willie Idol and Rich Beam via DQ -Again, ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill runs down and attacks the Kardoucheians.

The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks defeat MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido- Blackwell submits Escondido with the Katahajame.

-post-match, again McGill runs down and chases the SEC to the back.

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated C.J. Lewis with the Pizza Cutter

NON-TITLE MATCH:
Television Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. Bo Stevens went to a twenty minute time limit draw

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH:
MVW Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Regina McGill with the Toxic Sting

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Sunday Afternoon 10/8 – Keokuk, Iowa House Show Results

SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Couch Potato with the American Facebuster

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Terry Sargent

Rah- The Sunshine God defeated Bobby Starr with the Eye of Rahhhh!

Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost Black Sheep brother no one ever knew he had defeated Ken Worth- American Trucker

Yosemite Samantha defeated Ninja Kitty with the Cannonball

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Rich Beam with the Texas Lariat

The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank, Tiny, and Stan with April O’Neale defeat Average Joe, Brad Company, and Fred Nugent

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis with the Power Bomb

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE:
MVW Women’s champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Daisy Cutter-Bomb with the Toxic Sting

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COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:

The Kardoucheians and their film crew documenting their escapades for ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians’ marched into MVW CEO Jill Berg’s office again to complain about Dawn McGill. There were numerous incidents during the house shows over the past weekend to go along with what went down last night on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

Berg basically blew them off and referred the Kardoucheians on to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann if they wanted a ‘specific booking’ for MVWA 78.

And speaking of McGill, seems as if she’s acquired another new adversary in one CSPN (Corporate SportsEntertainment Programming Nation) CEO Mark Splitter- an ally of Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Corporation. Splitter reportedly was splitting mad after McGill put him through a table on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling to reject his offer to join the SEC.

And speaking of McGill, yet again, the conflict between Charlie Blackwell (McGill’s cousin) and MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (McGill’s ex-husband) ratcheted up several notches when McAvay accused Blackwell of cutting her off from her money. McAvay angered Blackwell even more when he revealed that he’d been helping McGill out financially and added more spice to his upcoming title defense against his former friend at MVWA 78.

And speaking of Mr. McMann, he released a statement on behalf of the SEC this morning announcing that he would reveal the new member of the SEC and P.M.C. Banks new tag team partner this Sunday night on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

The usually laid back, fun loving façade of the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank, Tiny, Stan and April O’Neale cracked a little following the summary beatdown delivered to them by Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb. The BBSPN vowed to get even following the WMD’s win last night.

MVW CEO Jill Berg confirmed two matches for MVWA 78- both are rematches from MVWA 77: McAvay vs. Blackwell for the Men’s title and Bo Stevens vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido. Expect more matches to be announced next week on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

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UPCOMING SHOWS

October 11th – Grinnell, IA
October 13th – Fort Dodge, IA
October 14th – Omaha, NE
October 15th – Kearney, NE
October 20st – Columbus, IN
October 21st – Terre Haute, IN
October 22nd – Michigan City, IN
October 25th – Hannibal, MO
October 28th – MVWA 78
– St.  Louis Convention Center / St. Louis, MO

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