**Recap of Last Week’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**
Friday Night 9/22 – Mount Vernon, Illinois House Show Results
Bo Stevens with Ted Tebow (Tim Tebow’s long lost Black Sheep Brother No One Knew He Had) defeated Rich Beam with the Bo-Dog
Stevens cuts a promo afterwards and says he has BO-lief- Tebow ‘Tebows’ appropriately.
C.J. Lewis defeated Mallory Spencer with the Last Call
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Bobby Starr via DQ when TV Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler ran down and attacked Dickinson. They brawled for a couple minutes before security separated the two.
P.M.C. Banks with the SEC defeated Average Joe with the Bank Statement
NON-TITLE MATCH: Television Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack via DQ when ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson ran in and attacked Butler.
Charlie Blackwell defeated Brad Company with the Katahajime
WOMEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Pizza Cutter
WOMEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINAL: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Toxic Sting
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Mean Girl Crush
Saturday Night 9/23 – Evansville, Indiana House Show Results
Ninja Kitty defeated Elaine Braizer with the Pounce
Weapons of Mass Political Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb) defeat Bobby Starr and Willie Idol- H-Bomb pins Idol after hitting the Hydrogen Power Bomb
Yosemite Samantha defeated Gwen Varney with the Cannonball.
Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice) defeat Perfectly Average Company (Average Joe and Brad Company)- Ruff with the schoolboy roll up on Average Joe
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Fred Nugent via DQ when ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler attacked him again.
This time, MVW CEO Jill Berg stomps right out and tells both Dickinson and Butler that this stops now. Berg says no more.
THREE WAY DANCE: Kathryn Randall Collins defeats Regina McGill and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot- KRC submitted McGill with the Gogoplata
NON-TITLE MATCH: Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill) defeat The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale)- Rah pinned Hank after hitting the Eye of Rahhhhh
The Kardoucheians teased a run-in but did not come to the ring.
WOMEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the SEC via count-out
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated P.M.C. Banks with the SEC- McAvay wins with the Big Bertha Driver.
Sunday Night 9/24 – Richmond, Indiana House Show Results
THREE WAY TAG TEAM DANCE Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defeat The Korver Sisters (Kelly and Korey) and The O’Neders (Rita and Anita)- Davisson pins Kelly after hitting the Kick Stand
The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson with Penny and Amy) defeat The French Connection (Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd)- Sheldon pins LeBasterd after hitting the Big Bang Theory
Ninja Kitty and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeat ‘Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot and Yosemite Samantha via DQ- Yosemite Samantha snaps on Ninja Kitty and whaps her with a steel chair
The Kardoucheian Empire (Ken and Koley Kardoucheian with Khourtney and Khris Kardoucheian) defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and the Monongahelian Stomper- Ken pinned Mr. Wrestling XXXIV after hitting the Hollywood Blockbuster.
The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale) defeat Jack Fraiser with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell and Rich Beam- Tiny pinned Beam after hitting a power bomb
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated C.J. Lewis with the Pizza Cutter
NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Mean Girl Crush
MAIN EVENT: MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeat Bo Stevens and Fred Nugent- McAvay submitted Nugent with the Dragon Sleeper
COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin reached out to Regina McGill after the Sports Entertainment Corporation turned on her during the Women’s #1 Contender’s match Saturday night against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Regina had been attacked by the Kardoucheian Empire earlier in the show.
Tessa expressed feeling 100% betrayed by Mr. McMann’s actions. Martin and McGill were best friend/sister to longtime SEC target Dawn McGill and recruited to the SEC with the intention of bringing her in as well.
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens confirmed that she is now part of the SEC.
Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens is signed on for just MVWA 77. If the SEC wins the title, they will use the ‘Freebird Rule’ to defend the belts meaning P.M.C. Banks, Charlie Blackwell, and the new SEC wrestler will be involved.
MVWA 77 CARD
Ninja Kitty vs. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris
Bo Stevens vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale) and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. The Kardoucheians (Ken, Koley, and Khourtney with Khris) vs. Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb) and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
3 WAY DANCE:
Yosemite Samantha vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Kathryn Randall Collins
MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis with Dawn McGill) © vs. The SEC (‘The Scorpion’ Scott Stevens and P.M.C. Banks)
MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with the SEC
MAIN EVENT / MVW MEN’S TITLE:
‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay © vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell with the SEC
September 27th – Mason City, IA
September 30th – MVWA 77
-Allstate Arena / Chicago, IL
October 7th – Jacksonville, IL
October 8th – Peoria, IL
October 9th – Keokuk, IA
October 12th – Grinnell, IA
October 14th – Fort Dodge, IA
October 15th – Omaha, NE
October 16th – Kearney, NE
October 21st – Columbus, IN
October 22nd – Terre Haute, IN
October 23rd – Michigan City, IN
October 26th – Hannibal, MO
October 30th – MVWA 78
– Checktrade Center / St. Louis, MO