**Recap of Last Week’s Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows**
Wednesday Night 9/13 – Effingham, Illinois House Show Results
SIX MAN TAG TEAM: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank, Tiny, and Stan with April O’Neale defeat The Green World Order: ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and PeaceNick with Peta from PETA- All three of the BBSPN simultaneously pinned all three of the GWO.
C.J. Lewis defeated “High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant” Amie Velasco with the Last Call.
Ken Worth- American Trucker and Fred Nugent defeat The Kardoucheian Empire via DQ
Average Joe defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Average Slam
WOMEN’S #1 CONTENDER QUARTERFINAL MATCH: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Yosemite Samantha with the White Trash Compactor
WOMEN’S #1 CONTENDER QUARTERFINAL MATCH: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Ninja Kitty with the Toxic Sting
WOMEN’S #1 CONTENDER QUARTERFINAL MATCH: Kathryn Randall Collins defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the SEC- Carmondy hit the Mean Girl Crush for the win.
Friday Night 9/15 – Fort Wayne, Indiana House Show Results
Ninja Kitty defeated Gwen Varney
Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company defeat The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Company pinned LeBasterd after hitting the Company Line
Rick Beam defeated Bobby Starr
Bo Stevens defeated The Spoiler XXI with the Bo-Flex
SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack defeated ‘My Idol…Your Idol…’ Willie Idol with the American Facebuster
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Jack Fraiser with Oootlander Blaire Rendell with a Power Bomb
-Post-match, Dickinson and Butler have a stare down leading up to their television match.
TV Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated the Monongahela Stomper with the Texas Lariat
Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Regina McGill with the Gogoplata
The SEC: Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb- Blackwell submitted H-Bomb with the Katahajime
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: Tag Team Champions Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Hygiene’ Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill defeat The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian with Kourtney and Khris- Rah pinned Koley after hitting the Eye of Rahhhhh (Jacknife Powerbomb)
Saturday Night 9/16 – Valparaiso, Indiana House Show Results
SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack defeated the Monongahelian Stomper with the American Facebuster
Yosemite Samantha defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Cannonball
Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired because of their extreme method of law enforcement defeat Fred Nugent and Ken Worth-American Trucker via DQ when Dawn McGill leads Rah and Halitosis out to attack Rough Justice.
The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale defeat the French Connection: Jobber D’Hut and Dan LeBasterd- Tiny pinned LeBasterd after hitting a Power Bomb
‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot go to a time limit draw.
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Average Joe with the Power Slam.
Charlie Blackwell defeated Brad Company with the Katahajime
NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Regina McGill with the Mean Girl Crush
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Ken Kardoucheian with the Big Bertha driver
Sunday Night 9/17 – Kokomo, Indiana House Show Results
Ninja Kitty defeated Blake Varney with the Pounce
Fred Nugent defeated Rick Beam
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Spoiler XXI- A-Bomb hit the Atomic Power Bomb on The Spoiler XXI
Bo Stevens defeated Willie Idol with the Bo-Flex
TV Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Koley Kardoucheian with the Texas Lariat
The Beer Bellied Sotball Playing Ninja: Hank and Stan with Tiny and April O’Neale defeat the Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee- Hank used the baseball bat shaped nunchucks on GreenPete to pick up the win.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot went to a time limit draw
MAIN EVENT: MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeat SNAFU with Coach E.J. Flack and FUBAR- McAvay submits FUBAR with the Dragon Sleeper
COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:
Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg had a late night at the office following Sunday night’s MVW Sunday Night Wrestling show.
First, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson roared in after his match for the Television title was cut short due to television time constraints. Dickinson went off on an epic tirade for several minutes before he stormed out but not before vowing to make a lot ruckus next week if he doesn’t get a legitimate title shot against ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.
Next, ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill demanded to know just who the Sports Entertainment Corporation was going to pair up with P.M.C. Banks to face her team- The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis for the Tag Team title at MVWA 77. Jill reminded her that she had given ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann until the end of the first match this Sunday to reveal just who Banks’s tag partner will be.
Finally, the Kardoucheians invaded Jill’s office complaining about McGill taking them out with a trailer hitch. Berg reminded the Kardoucheians that they had paid Rough Justice to attack their rivals two weeks in a row and generally didn’t have the least bit of sympathy for them.
On the plus side, Berg was very pleased to cash a sizeable check from MVW’s new sponsors: Fred’s Sr. Burger Cash Cow and Skank Mitchell’s Awesome Beef Jerky. The new commercials ran this past Sunday night.
In other news:
Bo Stevens picked up his first MVW win. Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost, black brother no one ever knew existed was very happy.
As a result of her loss to ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Regina McGill is officially no longer a part of the Sports Entertainment Corporation. Speculation has started over who Mr. McMann is bringing in to replace her but one thing is apparently certain- whomever tags with P.M.C. Banks at MVWA 77 will NOT be Regina’s replacement.
The Women’s #1 Contender’s tournament continues this Friday night in Mount Vernon, Illinois. The semi-final matches are:
-‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. Kathryn Randall Collins
-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
The two winners will face each other on Saturday night in Evansville, Indiana with the victor going on to MVWA 77 to face Women’s champion Christa Carmondy.
September 22nd – Mt. Vernon, IL
September 23rd – Evansville, IN
September 24th – Richmond, IN
September 27th – Mason City, IA
September 30th – MVWA 77
-Allstate Arena / Chicago, IL
October 7th – Jacksonville, IL
October 8th – Peoria, IL
October 9th – Keokuk, IA
October 12th – Grinnell, IA
October 14th – Fort Dodge, IA
October 15th – Omaha, NE
October 16th – Kearney, NE
October 21st – Columbus, IN
October 22nd – Terre Haute, IN
October 23rd – Michigan City, IN
October 26th – Hannibal, MO
October 30th – MVWA 78
– Checktrade Center / St. Louis, MO