Friday Night 9/8 – Sioux City, Iowa MVW House Show Results
Average Joe defeated “My idol…your idol…’ Willie Idol with the Average Slam
ELIMINATION TAG MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and Fred Nugent defeat Bobby Starr and Rick Beam- Dickinson pinned Starr after hitting a power bomb.
Yosemite Samantha and Ninja Kitty defeat Gwen and Blake Varney- Samantha pins Gwen after hitting a Cannonball.
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb defeat the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- A-Bomb pins Hank after hitting an Atomic Powerbomb.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill defeat ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis- Tess pins Lewis after hitting the Pizza Cutter.
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Ken Worth w/Tequila Sheila with the Katahajime
NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Mean Girl Crush
MAIN EVENT: MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay and Ken Worth-American Trucker defeat The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian w/Kourtney and Khris Kardoucheian- McAvay pins Ken after Bert the Janitor tosses the champion the Big Bertha driver and he takes him out with it.
Eariler in the match, the Kardoucheians had taken McAvay temporarily out of commission and were quadruple-teaming Ken Worth. McAvay’s valets, West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy tried to distract the referee and buy McAvay time by doing a double striptease on the ringposts. Koley and Khourtney knocked them off the ringposts. Ken had Worth locked up in a submission hold but then ‘Sinfully’ Delicious’ Dawn McGill came to the ring. This distracted all four Kardoucheians long enough to allow Worth to tag McAvay in and the rest was history.
Saturday Night 9/9 – Des Moines, Iowa MVW House Show Results
THREE WAY ELIMINATION MATCH: Ninja Kitty defeated Cheryl Parkman and Elaine Brazier- Ninja Kitty pinned Parkman after hitting the Pounce.
Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company defeat Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- Company pins Starr with a surprise schoolboy roll up.
MVW CEO Jill Berg comes to the ring to announce the addition of Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and Bo Stevens to Missouri Valley Wrestling. She says both will debut tonight and introduces Bo.
Bo Stevens defeated Rick Beam.
The SEC: Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks defeat Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb and the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale- Banks pins H-Bomb after hitting the Bank Statement
The SEC: Tessa Martin and Regina McGill defeat ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ. Iris was injured early on and spent most of the match on the floor. Tess and Regina do a number on Harlot until the debuting Lisa Barbosa-Stevens runs down and cleans house.
Lisa gets on the microphone and puts the women’s division on notice that she’s back to win gold.
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis w/’Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill defeat Ken Worth-American Trucker and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido- Rah pins Escondido after hitting the Eye of Rahhhh.
Post-match, there’s a brief staredown when the Kardoucheian Empire comes out looking for payback on Dawn McGill after she cost them a win the night before.
NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Jack Fraiser w/his Oootlander Blaire Rendell- McAvay submitted Fraiser with the Dragon Sleeper
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Mean Girl Crush.
Sunday Afternoon 9/10 – Lincoln, Nebraska MVW House Show Results
Adrienne Banks defeat Gwen Varney, Cheryl Parkman, Elaine Brazier and Tori Thomas
Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeat Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and Rick Beam- Justice pins Beam after hitting the Electric Chair.
The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeat The Korver Sisters- McDermott submits Kelly Korver with the Indian Death Lock
Jack Fraiser w/his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Willie Idol with the Canadian Claw
Blair Moise interviews Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy
Ken Kardoucheian w/Koley, Khourtney, and Khris Kardoucheian defeated SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack- Ken pins SNAFU after Koley blindsides him while the referee wasn’t looking.
Blair Moise interviews Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay. Charlie Blackwell comes out and there’s a brief give and take between the two former friends.
Charlie Blackwell defeated Bobby Starr with the Katahjamine
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated C.J. Lewis with the Pizza Cutter
MAIN EVENT / NON-TITLE MATCH: The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis w/’Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill defeat the French Connection Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd via DQ. The Kardoucheians run down and attack McGill. This brings down Ray McAvay and Charlie Blackwell and the show ends with a huge brawl.
COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:
The SEC: Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks emerge from the weekend as the Tag Team #1 Contenders after defeating the Kardoucheians.
The simmering tension between the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah, Halitosis, ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill) and the Kardoucheian Empire (Ken, Koley, Khourtney, and Khris) finally exploded when the Kardoucheians paid Rough Justice to taser Rah and Halitosis and then went after McGill. How will McGill respond after being handcuffed to the ropes and kissed by the matriarch of the Kardoucheian Empire Khris Kardoucheian?
Television Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler signed on for a rematch this weekend against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the TV belt.
The women’s division heated up. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens made her official return to MVW. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot also made it clear she wants a shot at the women’s title. And then also in the mix are SEC members ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill.
NEWS AND NOTES
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens’s brother-in-law Bo Stevens will make his television debut next weekend on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.
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