Friday Night 9/1 Rolla, Missouri MVW House Show Results
BUNKHOUSE Brawl- ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeats SNAFU, Willie Idol, Bobby Starr, Rick Beam, Ken Worth-American Trucker, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Fred Nugent
Post-match, Dickinson says he’s ready for the big MVW Television title showdown with ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and SNAFU on Sunday.
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Ninja Kitty with the White Trash Compactor.
EXTREME DEATH MATCH: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny w/Stan, April O’Neale) defeated Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme brand of justice) when Tiny broke a beer pitcher over Justice’s head.
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann came out in a nostalgic mood and regaled the fans about the incident with Dawn McGill that took place over a year ago ‘right here in Rolla.’
(McMann refers to an incident following a MVW house show in Rolla that took place after an after show party where Dawn got incredibly drunk and McMann staged several photos of her in compromising positions in a hotel room)
Regina McGill comes to the ring and looks more than a little annoyed at McMann.
McGill w/the SEC defeated C.J. Lewis with a Schoolgirl roll up after fellow SEC teammate ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin interfered during the match on her behalf.
The Kardoucheian Empire (Ken and Koley w/Khourtney and Khris) defeated Perfectly Average Company (Average Joe and Brad Company w/Tequila Sheila) when Ken hit the Star-Crossed Stunner on Company.
The SEC (Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb) when Blackwell submitted A-Bomb with the Katahajime.
MVW CEO Jill Berg strolled out next and thanked the crowd for coming to the show. She also apologized for the absence of MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay- McAvay spent the weekend in Texas helping with the Hurricane humanitarian effort. So to make up for it, Berg brought in the Women’s champion Christa Carmondy to headline the show.
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Christa Carmondy © defeated Kathryn Randall Collins with the Mean Girl Crush.
Saturday Night 9/2 Springfield, Missouri MVW House Show Results
SNAFU w/E.J. Flack defeated Rick Beam with the American Facebuster
Flack cut a promo stating that his charge, SNAFU, would ‘Narfle the Garthok’ and win the TV belt tomorrow night against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
C.J. Lewis defeated Gwen Varney with a powerbomb.
Yosemite Samantha defeated Blake Varney with the Cannonball.
Jill Berg came out to thank the crowd for coming. Like the night before, she apologized for McAvay’s absence but said she’d brought in a big name for one night to make it good. The crowd popped when the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka walked through the curtain and went to the ring.
Yamamoto Tanaka defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido with the Japanese SuperDestroyer
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Pizza Cutter after getting aid from SEC stablemate Regina McGill during the match.
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated Average Joe with the Texas Lariat
Butler got on the microphone and promised to win the TV title tomorrow night.
MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy and ——— defeat Kathryn Randall Collins and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot when Carmondy hit the Mean Girl Crush on Harlot.
NON-TITLE MATCH: The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis w/’Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill) © defeat Jobber D’Hut and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd when Rah hit the Eye of Rah (jackknife powerbomb) on LeBasterd.
Post-match, Rah, Halitosis, and McGill are confronted by the Kardoucheians. They claim to be the number one contenders for the MVW Tag Team title and demand a title shot. This brought out the SEC (‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, Charlie Blackwell, P.M.C. Banks, Regina McGill, and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin).
Mr. McMann reminds the Kardoucheians that he books the matches and as of this moment, there was no recognized #1 contender for the tag belts. McMann said he’d fix that and booked the Kardoucheians to face the SEC right here and now with the winner getting a title shot against the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.
MAIN EVENT / TAG TEAM TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: The SEC (Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks w/the SEC) defeat The Kardoucheian Empire (Ken and Koley w/Khourtney and Khris) when Banks hit the Bank Statement on Koley.
Sunday Afternoon 9/3 Poplar Bluff, Missouri MVW House Show Results
Ninja Kitty defeated Cheryl Parkman and Elaine Brazier when Ninja Kitty hit the Pounce on Parkman.
Fred Nugent defeated obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd with a roll up
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker and Jack Fraiser w/his Oootland Blaire Rendell when Escondido submitted Fraiser with the Indian Death Lock
Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Gwen Varney with the Gogoplata
Rick Beam defeated Bobby Starr with a Power Bomb
SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack defeated Willie Idol with the American Facebuster
‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Pittsburgh Plunge
The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson with Penny and Amy defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny with Stan and April O’Neale) and Average Joe and Brad Company with Tequila Sheila
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay © defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler with the Dragon Sleeper
COMING OUT OF LAST WEEKEND:
Once again, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann has set his sights on turning ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill to the dark side of sports entertainment. He has tasked the Sports Entertainment Corporation with assisting him in bringing McGill into the SEC.
Now that Tag Team Champions Rah and Halitosis are done with 4CW’s Bad Company, they must now contend with two possible perils to their title reign. The Kardoucheian Empire are still hot on their trail and still pissed at being passed over for the Bad Company slot. The most current threat though comes from the SEC’s Charlie Blackwell and P.M.C. Banks after they defeated the Kardoucheians Saturday night to become the number one contenders.
Blackwell and Banks will also be gunning for MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay’s title belt as well.
SEC members ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill also have been tasked with bringing the women’s belt to the corporation.
NEWS AND NOTES
MVW Men’s Champion ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay did make it back to headline Sunday’s show in Poplar Bluff, MO. He is also confirmed to be at this Wednesday’s television taping in St. Louis.
Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg announced that new Television ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler’s first title defense will be a rematch against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson on the September 17th edition of MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.
September 8th – Sioux City, IA
September 9th – Des Moines, IA
September 10th – Lincoln, NE
September 13th – Effingham, IL
September 15th – Fort Wayne, IN
September 16th – Valparaiso, IN
September 17th – Kokomo, IN
September 22nd – Mt. Vernon, IL
September 23rd – Evansville, IN
September 24th – Richmond, IN
September 27th – Mason City, IA
September 30th – MVWA 77
-Allstate Arena / Chicago, IL