Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents MVWA 71 on Heartland TV


MVWA 71 on Heartland TV
Charles Koch Arena
Wichita, KS
Saturday April 30th, 2016
Announcers: Johnny Suave and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

SHOW OPEN: Montage

[Lani Harlot bends both of Amy Mason legs up and tucks her ankles against her armpits and sits down. She then reaches over and grabs Amy’s chin and pulls back…aka The White Trash Compactor.

Carrieanne McDermott grabs Terry Sargent by the head and head butts her in the nose.

Ninja Kitty hits a 450 splash off the top turnbuckle.

‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan hits the Canadian Destroyer on Chondra Wells and flips Chondra over landing in a seated position and driving Wells’s head down to the mat between her thighs.

Former host of ‘Shot at Scoring with a Skanky Video Channel Reality Star’ Mia Margarita is tied up in the tree of woe. Regina McGill goes to the opposite corner…takes off running and hits a flying drop kick. Mia’s feet come off the corner and she slides to the mat.

Harley Davisson has Wendi Bayless of the SEC in a front facelock. Carrieanne McDermott has Brandi Bayless in the Indian Deathlock. Kari Ferguson runs down to the ring with a make up kit and throws powder in McDermott’s eyes, blinding her.

Jill Berg Enterprises (Angels of Death, Mia Margarita, and Hallie Burton) file their way to the ring. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, seeing the JBE reinforcements, goes to the top turnbuckle and bowls into all four of them with a wild suicide dive.

‘Queen Cool Leah Iris slowly gets up. Jill Berg snaps off a spinning heel kick…bingo! Leah falls forward to her knees. Jill launches herself forward and buries her shoulder into Leah’s stomach. The crowd rises. Jill pulls Leah up and sets her up over her shoulder…and slams her to the mat.

Penny backs into Kathryn Randall Collins. KRC takes her to the mat and holds her legs high against Penny’s upper back. She then slips one foot in front of Penny’s head under her chin, locks hands behind her head, and chokes her out.

Penny props herself up with the ropes in the corner. Christa races across and goes for a splash. Penny slides right at the last possible second. Christa collides with the turnbuckle and bounces back, standing woozily straight up. Penny slams her back into the turnbuckle and…kisses her?

The crowd stands and roars.

She’s not just kissing her, drops of green escape from both sides of Penny and Christa’s locked lips before the GWO member finally steps back. Christa’s face is covered in green liquid and she coughs out some green stuff as well.]


Suave and Shania

Johnny Suave and his lifesize cardboard cut-out ‘Shania’

[CLOSE UP camera shot of the cheering crowd. Some of them hold up signs supporting their favorite wrestler. Some of them have signs cheering on their favorite factions.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Welcome to the Charles Koch Arena in Wichita, Kansas for tonight’s MVWA 71 show.

[Cut to Suave at the broadcast table.]

Johnny Suave: I am Johnny Suave and welcome to tonight’s show. Tonight, we’ve got two big title matches on tap for you. First, Brandi and Wendi Bayless of the Sports Entertainment Consortium put their MVW Tag Team titles on the line against their archrivals from the Resistance….the Missouri Valley Fight Club…Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson.

[Suave turns the page on his notes.]

Johnny Suave: Then after that, Main Street USA’s Christa Carmondy takes on the Canadian Cyborg Sheline Carrigan for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Title. The former bad girl of Missouri Valley Wrestling and the younger sister of the acting Executive Director of MVW Jason Carmondy is no stranger to being in this position. She’s wrestled Miss USA and Valora Salinas for the title belt in MVW’s earlier incarnation and now here she is again five years later with another shot at the title. Is this the night she can finally, after all these years, break through and win the MVW title?

[Suave turns the page again.]

Johnny Suave: But first, I will address the elephant in the room- the Dawn McGill-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann situation. This is the big story that’s rocked Missouri Valley Wrestling this week. In fact, in the four weeks since Arch Wrestling Madness, things have changed dramatically in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Four weeks ago, Dawn McGill officially began her tenure as MVW’s Executive Director with promise and a good foundation that she herself helped to build. Then two Thursdays ago, several photos taken after the Rolla house show on April 1st were leaked to Jason Whatley, host of the wrestling podcast “You Know I’m Right” and no particular fan of Miss McGill, showing MVW’s Executive Director in various stages of undress and in compromising situations with Mr. McMann. Mr. McMann addressed the issue last weekend in Nebraska City.

(VIDEO- 4/22 MVW House Show- Nebraska City NE)
[Strutting down to the ring in a grand procession spearheaded by hired guns Bo Stevens and Timothy Allen Tebow (no…not THAT one), ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ McMann not only appeared to revel in the moment, he gave off the air of a conquering hero…]


[Mr. McMann is in the ring and has a microphone.]

Mr. McMann: That’s right! I’m here. Ding…dong…the adulteress is gone! That’s right. I have conquered the Queen of Missouri Valley Wrestling! I have lay-…I mean slayed MVW’s sexy mistress in charge. I have tamed the wild McGill-a-saurus and I brought her to her knees…and I do mean brought her to her knees!

[McMann nods his head and grins. Tebow claps profusely behind him. Stevens…not so much.]

Mr. McMann: So, does anyone remember when I had a meeting of the minds with Dawn a few weeks back and in the end my view prevailed?

[The crowd boos back in response.]

Mr. McMann: Well, she saw the light all right and in one majestic evening I got to see a whole lot more. And after that night in Rolla, Dawn McGill definitely understood the ‘benefits’ of listening to my vision for MVW- if you know what I mean.

More boos from the crowd. McMann smirked and kept going.]

Mr. McMann: It just goes to show that when I have the right ‘information’ in my hands…when I can ‘massage’ the facts in my favor…and when I can take our Executive Director to bed…I mean…put the matter to bed…I can be very persuasive. This proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that ‘if Mr. McMann scores…we all score.’

[The crowd roars when Dawn McGill races out from the back and literally jumps into the ring. Tebow moves to cut her off but trips as he passes Bo Stevens and falls allowing McGill to pass by without opposition. She leaps and connects with a flying lariat to McMann in the corner.]

[But then, all five members of the SEC come to the rescue and pulls McGill off him. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas nails her with the Texas Lariat with such force that when Dawn’s head and shoulders hit the mat, the momentum of her body keeps going and she flips over and lands on her face…]


[With McGill lying face first on the mat unconscious, McMann pulls out a pair of scissors from his suit coat and cuts open the back of her shirt. He rips it completely open and exposes her back. McMann next pulls out a can of scarlet red spray paint and sprays a scarlet letter ‘A’ (see Nathaniel Hawthorne) on Dawn’s back.]

Johnny Suave: So with that in mind, Dawn McGill was indefinitely suspended by the Missouri Valley Wrestling Supporter’s Trust Board last Saturday afternoon and former Acting Executive Director Jason Carmondy once again became the Acting Executive Director. Carmondy’s first big decision came down on Sunday night when the Resistance’s Poison Penny came to the ring to complain about McGill’s treatment.

(VIDEO- 4/24- MVW House Show at North Platte, NE)
[Poison Penny stands in the ring and she doesn’t look very happy at all.]

Poison Penny: Why was Dawn McGill suspended indefinitely for what happened in Rolla but not Mr. McMann? I’d like Jason Carmondy to come out to the ring because I want an answer. I believe it’s sexist that McGill gets sent home but not Mr. McMann!

[Carmondy joins her in the ring, agrees with her, and suspends Mr. McMann indefinitely.]

[McMann charges out from back like George Brett did back in the day, hauling ass towards the umpire after he’d been tossed out of the game for excessive pine tar. The rest of the SEC join him and encircle Carmondy who stands his ground. Security rolls in and Mr. McMann was escorted out of the building.]

Johnny Suave: So both Dawn McGill and Mr. McMann are suspended indefinitely. There has been no timetable set by the Board on when, or if, they will be reinstated. Joining me here at ringside tonight to provide a little color commentary is long-time independent wrestling star and over the road truck driver- ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

[The camera moves to the right to bring Hall into the shot.]

Johnny Suave: Rick, welcome.

Rick Hall: Thanks for asking me to do this John. It’s great to be here.

Johnny Suave: Right out of the box I’ll throw this right at you. What’s your take on the whole McGill thing?

Rick Hall: I thought the pictures were pretty freakin’ awesome, John.

Johnny Suave: Really now.

Rick Hall: I mean…wow. She looked so…hot!

Johnny Suave: I’m not sure that’s the question I had in mind..

Rick Hall: Were they not hot? Seriously? I’ve saved one as a screensaver on my laptop.

Johnny Suave: You and Benny Newell. Thank you Rick Hall. Okay. These two have been going at it hard the past couple of weeks.

Rick Hall: McGill and-

Johnny Suave: Eva Perrin and Lani Harlot!

Rick Hall: Oh.

Johnny Suave: These two have been fighting over who is the true Queen of the Trailer Park. Perrin first cost Harlot a shot at the house show in Nebraska City, Nebraska two Fridays back when Lani met ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris for the #1 contender’s spot.

Rick Hall: Descami-who?

Johnny Suave: The shirtless ones. Decamisados. Read a book.

(Video: Lani Harlot vs. Leah Iris at 4/22 MVW House Show in Nebraska City, NE)
[Perrin’s descamisados brawl with Harlot’s White Trash Posse at ringside. Harlot is momentarily distracted and Iris slips in and hits the Pittsburgh Plunge on her. Iris rolls her up and gets the win.]

Johnny Suave: Then the next night, Harlot paid Perrin back in Kearney, Nebraska.

(Video: Eva Perrin vs. Kirsten Canfield at 4/23 MVW House Show in Kearney, NE)
[This time, it’s Harlot’s White Trash Posse who attack Perrin’s descamisados at ringside which gets Perrin’s attention. Canfield grabs Perrin and hits the Wheatshocker Deluxe on her. Canfield makes the cover and she wins.]

Johnny Suave: Afterwards, Jason Carmondy came out and told both women he’s noticed the discord between both ladies building up over the past couple weeks. So he booked them for a match last Sunday at the house show in North Platte. Here’s what happened there.

(Video: Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot at 4/24 MVW House Show in North Platte, NE)
[Perrin is down. Harlot is about to slap on the White Trash Compacter but Colonel John Perrin has the referee’s attention. Furious, Harlot grabs the referee and tells him to pay attention. Perrin takes out Harlot’s knee and then SHE slaps on the Perrin Tap Out (a modified version of the White Trash Compacter). Harlot passes out before she taps and Perrin wins the match. ]

[Post match, the White Trash Posse again attack the Descamisados at ringside and security has to separate the two sides.]

Johnny Suave: Because of Colonel John Perrin’s intervention last week in the match and the fact that this feud has not subsided, Jason Carmondy decided to rebook Perrin and Harlot for tonight’s show.

[Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall has just climbed into the ring and we are about ready to get tonight’s action underway. Kimber?

Kimber Marshall

Kimber Marshall

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight’s first match will be a one fall, fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first…

[A group of four shirtless people aka Eva Perrin’s Descamisados pull a flatbed wagon out to the stage. On the wagon lying on a nice bed is Eva PerrIn. She has rollers in her bright red hair and is wearing silk pajamas. Next to her is her husband, John Perrin. He wears a bright red robe that covers his silk pajamas. They trade off taking a puff from a cigarette as the flatbed wagon comes to a stop.]

Kimber Marshall: Hailing from Argenta, Illinois and currently on her Rainbow Tour of Missouri Valley Wrestling, weighing in at one hundred and eleven pounds and accompanied tonight by her husband Colonel John Perrin…please welcome…EVA PERRIN!

[Eva jumps off the bed and raises her arms to the sky a la Evita. She walks to the ring with John Perrin following right behind her.]

Kimber Marshall: Her opponent…

Kimber Marshall: She is the ‘QUEEN OF THE TRAILER PARK!”

[Perrin’s supporters begin to boo.]

Kimber Marshall: From Magnolia, Arkansas. Weighing in tonight at one hundred eighteen pounds and accompanied by Shayne, Jaxson, and Bobby Rickie- the White Trash Posse! LANI! HARRRRR-LOT!

[The White Trash Posse lead Harlot out. She’s wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes and a skin tight halter top as she slinks to the ring.]

Kimber Marshall: Referee Davey Keels is the man in charge.

Johnny Suave (voiceover): Perrin versus Harlot. Who will be the queen of the trailer park after this match?


‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin with Colonel John Perrin
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the White Trash Posse (Shayne, Jaxon, and Bobby Rickie)

Eva Perrin AGE: 23 / HT: 5’10” WT: 111 / HOME: Argenta, IL / FIN: P.T.O (Modified White Trash Compactor)

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot AGE: 31 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 118 / HOME: Magnolia, AR / FIN: White Trash Compactor


Lockup to start and Harlot backs Perrin into the corner. Perrin rakes the eyes but Harlot leans in and pushes her into the turnbuckle. Harlot with kicks and Perrin falls to the mat. Harlot follows with stomps. She whips Perrin into the ropes and greets her on the return with an elbow to the chest. Harlot with an uppercut and hits the ropes. This time, Perrin hops over and then ducks down to avoid a wild right hand. Perrin hits a dropkick to the chin and send Harlot crumpling down. Right elbow to the face by Perrin. Then a chop sends Harlot into the corner. Snapmare by Perrin followed a kick to the back. Perrin tries to lock the arm but Harlot powers out of it and tries to turn. Perrin won’t let go so Harlot drives right hands into her abs. Harlot nails Perrin with another uppercut but then is driven into the ropes again by hard forearms from the Argenta Rose. Back into the corner, Perrin drives the shoulders into Harlot’s midsection but then out of nowwhere the Queen of the Trailer Park belts her in the mouth with a kick out of the corner. Harlot covers, Perrin kicks out before the 1 count.

Rick Hall (voiceover): Very impressed with this Eva Perrin. Lani’s been around the block and Perrin looks very comfortable in the ring with her.

Johnny Suave (voiceover): Lani’s won the house title last year so if Eva can pull out another win against her tonight, you can bet that Perrin will get herself a Heartland title shot very soon.

Harlot locks Perrin’s arm behind her. Perrin wriggles free and escapes, hits the ropes, and kicks Harlot in the leg. Another forearm sends Harlot staggering across the ring. Perrin slips through the ropes and tries lock Harlot’s arms in the ring ropes.  Harlot fights back with an elbow.  She spins around and dropkicks the knee. Perrin loses her footing and falls to the floor. Now Harlot steps over the ropes onto the apron. She goes for a moonsault, but Colonel Perrin moves Eva clear and Harlot lands hard on the floor.

Johnny Suave (v/o): HOLY CRAP!

Rick Hall (v/o): That was not a soft landing.

Perrin pulls Harlot up and sends her head first into the ring steps. Shayne and Jaxson of Harlot’s White Trash Posse walk around the ring and tensions ratchet up exponentially as some of Perrin’s descamisados meet them.   Perrin hits a backbreaker on the floor and then whips Harlot into the steel barricade. Referee Davey Keels starts a ten count but changes it to a five when Perrin blatantly chokes Harlot with the strap from her silk robe. Perrin relents and heads back to the ring. Keels hits six before Harlot weaves back to the ring and rolls in. Perrin wastes no time and whips Harlot into the ropes then grabs her in a sleeper hold. Harlot flails about. The White Trash Posse crash the ring and attack Perrin breaking the hold. Colonel Perrin screams at the referee. Keels immediately calls for the bell. Jaxson runs at Colonel Perrin towards the corner but the Colonel moves and Jaxson hits the ringpost. Perrin rolls him up and then slaps on the Perrin Tap Out. Jaxson immediately taps. Shayne hops to the top rope but Colonel Perrin crotches him and the Descamisados pull him back to the floor.

The bell rings again as Keels tries to regain control of the situation.

Harlot, regaining her senses, goes up to the 2nd rope and hits a missile dropkick to Perrin. She lifts Perrin over her shoulder. Perrin flips over, takes a reverse side headlock, and drops Harlot with the Scorpion Death Drop. Then she whips around and locks in the Perrin Tap Out. Keels tries to pull Perrin off Harlot but she refuses to let go of the hold. Keels tells her to break and starts a five count. Colonel Perrin comes over and gets in Keels’s face. The count reaches five and again Keels calls for the bell.

Again the bell tolls. This time, Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring and Keels whispers something in her ear.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. At eleven minutes and twenty-six seconds, referee Davey Keels had declared this match to be a double disqualification.

Johnny Suave (v/o): It’s a double disqualification!

[Immediately, Colonel Perrin confronts Keels.]

Rick Hall (v/o): Davey didn’t have much of a choice. The second the match went to the floor and the White Trash Posse and the Descamisados got involved was the moment Davey lost control of the match and he wasn’t going to get it back.

[Colonel Perrin and Eva both verbally unload on Keels- who’s trying to get out of the ring. Then from behind, Harlot somehow summons enough energy to charge Eva and tackle her.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): It’s going to take a couple minutes to sort this out. This isn’t over yet folks. These two ladies do not like each other a tall. We’ll be back in a couple minutes.



Adrenaline 44 Card- Wednesday May 11th
Dirty South VS. Iscariot XIII VS. Zayn Christ VS. Xan Xander

HARDCORE RULES: Luke Jones VS. Harley Reigns

Tara Davidson VS. Lyza Reyes

Jason P. Davidson VS. Seamus O’Connor

Christy Chaos VS. Kat Jones w/ Guest Referee Taryn Robinson

Parker Van Peters VS. Drew Stevenson

MAIN EVENT: Unstable (CJ O’Donnell/Jason Cashe/Chris Madison) vs. Erron Wilder, Rorie Steele & Dakota Smith


[SCENE: the back yard.

A man holds a garden hose in his right hand and is filling up his above ground pool with water. In his other hand, he holds his cell phone and looks down at it- seemingly confused and perplexed.]

Announcer: This is Tim. He thinks you have to be a mastermind to figure out how to do his own taxes.

[A large brown wooden fence encloses the yard. The right wooden gate opens up and Ray McAvay’s manager, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, enters Tim’s back yard. (GRAPHIC: “’No Frills’ Chris Escondido, professional wrestler manager)]

Announcer: So we flew in pro wrestling mastermind ‘No Frill’s’ Chris Escondido to help him.

[Escondido peers over Tim’s shoulder to look at his cell phone.]

Escondido: Dude. What does it say there?

[Close up of Tim’s phone. ‘Did you buy a home?’ Press here.]

Tim: It says…did you buy a home?

Escondido: Did you buy a home?

Tim: Ummm…

[Out of nowhere, ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay runs in and whacks Tim in the back with a Singapore cane.]


Escondido: Then I’d press there.

Tim: There?



[Tim, in immense pain and anguish, presses the button. The display turns to a green check mark to indicate that he was successful and a message appears that reads: ‘Congrats, you get a big tax break…and a trip to the emergency room.]

Tim: Huh?



[Escondido nods down at Tim who’s fallen to his knees in excruciating pain.]

Escondido: Okay then.

[He then turns and walks away.]

Tim: Thanks.

[Graphic on screen: ‘It doesn’t take a f@#$ing genius to do your taxes.’ Tim looks down at his phone and winces in pain from the Singapore caneshots.]

Announcer: Intuit Turbo Extreme Tax. Taxes done to the extreme.




[Cut to backstage.]

[Paige McGillicutty has the Resistance (Poison Penny, Carrieanne McDermott, Harley Davisson, Angel Scott, and Angel Casey) standing with her.]

Paige McGillicutty

Paige McGillicutty: I am backstage with Carrieanne McDermott.

[The fiery Scot steps up and joins Paige.]

Paige McGillicutty: It’s been an eventful week. What’s your take on all this?

Carrieanne McDermott: Well Paige. It’s been one helluva revelation. I would feel bad for McGill bit th’ lassie cost me a tellybox match at Arch Wrestling Madness.

Paige McGillicutty: Tellybox match?

Harley Davisson: Television Title match.

Paige McGillicutty: Ah. Gotcha.

Carrieanne McDermott: Me focus is on the tag belts. Harley and me ‘n’ ah ur aff tae kick some SEC arse tonight.

Paige McGillicutty: Huh?

Harley Davisson: We’re going to kick the Bayless Twins ass tonight.

Paige McGillicutty: Ah. Gotcha. The Resistance has been screaming for the Sports Entertainment Consortium. You had them in a ring with Main Street USA last weekend in a three way factions elimination match and the SEC prevailed.

[Anger flashes through McDermott’s eyes and her red hair literally stands up on end.]

Paige McGillicutty: It’s a legitimate question. Can you do it tonight against the SEC’s and Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team champions?

[McDermott goes to grab Paige by the shirt but Harley stops her.]

Harley Davisson: Hold on there Carrieanne. Let me handle this. (she turns to Paige) Paige, you know and I know…and the whole world knows what happened last weekend.   Play the tape.

(Video: Three Way Factions Elimination Match: SEC vs. The Resistance vs. Main Street USA – 4/24- MVW House Show at North Platte, NE)
[Poison Penny is on the top turnbuckle and prepares to execute her Imploding Senton Bomb. At the last second, Mr. McMann’s hired guns Bo Stevens and Timothy Allen Tebow run over and push Penny off the turnbuckle. She lands awkwardly on her feet and Daisy Cutter-Bomb scoops Penny up, puts her in the right position, and hits the Daisy Cutter Powerbomb. Daisy hooks the leg and that’s it.]

Carrieanne McDermott: If I see either Stevens or Tebow in arm’s length, they’re gonna wish they’d stayed in the back.

Paige McGillicutty: So, the bottom line is- can you beat the Bayless Twins here?

[Carrieanne goes to answer but Harley steps in.]

Harley Davisson: Paige, not only can we beat the Bayless Twins tonight…we are going to beat the Bayless Twins here tonight. We’re going to beat them unmercifully. Tonight, the Missouri Valley Fight Club is back and we’re coming for the MVW Tag Team Titles.

[Harley nods to Carrieanne and the Resistance depart.]

[Cut back to Suave and Hall at the broadcast table.]

Johnny Suave: Thanks Paige. Rick, your thoughts on the Bayless Twins/Missouri Valley Fight Club match?

Rick Hall: John, you have to at least give the Bayless ladies some credit. They’ve worked hard at becoming better wrestlers and the results speak for themselves.   But, the Missouri Valley Fight Club work even harder. Harley Davisson has finally found her niche as a tag team wrestler and Carrieanne’s high work rate style works better in this type of set up.

Johnny Suave: Can they win?

Rick Hall: Sure they can. But will the SEC let them win? That’s the big question.

Johnny Suave: Well, we may get a little more insight into that. Um…Phil Feinbaum of the SEC Network has the tag champions with him outside the dressing room.

[Cut to the SEC dressing room.]

[Phil Feinbaum, a bald, middle aged gentlemen has the Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team Champions Brandi and Wendi Bayless with him.]

Phil Feinbaum: Brandi and Wendi. You heard the hubris a few minutes ago from the Missouri Valley Fight Club- a tag team that’s won how many titles in their existence here in MVW?

[Brandi makes a ‘zero’ gesture with her hand.]

Phil Feinbaum: That’s right. So is there any reason why anyone should give them any scintilla of a chance to upset you two tonight?

[Wendi shakes her head no.]

Phil Feinbaum: Because my faction will always beat your faction. The SEC is the best faction in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Right ladies.

[Brandi and Wendi each nod affirmatively.]

Phil Feinbaum: So is there any reason to keep talking about the Missouri Valley Fight Club?

[Brandi and Wendi turn to each other…then back to Feinbaum. Both shake their head no.]

Phil Feinbaum: Then I think we’re done here.   Johnny, back to you.

[Just before the feed cuts away, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is seen slipping into the SEC dressing room accompanied by a pair of well-dressed gentlemen.]

[Cut back to Suave and Hall at the broadcast table.]

Johnny Suave: Wait a second! He’s not supposed to be here!

Rick Hall: Who’s not supposed to be here?

Johnny Suave: Roll that tape back…

[The video is blown up and a grainy feed shows Mr. McMann and the two men hastily entering the SEC dressing room. The door is almost slammed shut.]

Johnny Suave: He’s suspended indefinitely.

Rick Hall: Maybe he’s just visiting?

Johnny Suave: Right. Or maybe he’s got something up his sleeve.

Rick Hall: Doesn’t he always have something up his sleeve though?

Johnny Suave: I’m sure we’re going to find out soon enough. Back to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

[Cut back to the ring.]

[Kimber Marshall raises the microphone to her mouth.]

Kimber Marshall: Our next match is a one fall, twenty minute time limit, and it is for the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE!

[The crowd cheers.]

Kimber Marshall: First the challengers. Representing the Resistance and accompanied by Poison Penny, Angel Scott, and Angel Casey. Coming to the ring first…

[Carrieanne McDermott, wearing a blue and white wrestling singlet with the Scottish flag affixed on the front, walks out on the stage with her red hair flowing back thanks to the strategically placed fan in the back.]

Kimber Marshall: …from Glasgow, Scotland. Weighing in today at one hundred and thirty-eight pounds. Please welcome…CARRIE…ANNE…McDERMOTT!

[McDermott walks towards the ring with the urgency of a person out for a Sunday walk.]

Kimber Marshall: And her tag team partner…

Kimber Marshall: Weighing in tonight at one hundred and twenty-nine pounds. The pride of Omaha, Nebraska. HAR-LEYYYYYYY. DAVISSON!

[Davisson rolls out on stage on a Harley Davidson motorcycle. She parks the bike and climbs on top of the seat. Looking out at the crowd, she raises her arms in the air and then jumps down to head towards the ring.]

Kimber Marshall: They are the MISSOURI VALLEY FIGHT CLUB!

[Davisson rolls into the ring and fist bumps McDermott.]

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…


[Phil Feinbaum leads “Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, Television Champion Daisy Cutter-Bomb, and Prisoner #034291 of the SEC out onto the stage.]

Kimber Marshall: Proudly representing the best faction Missouri Valley Wrestling has ever seen- The SEC!

[Feinbaum nods at Marshall for reading it exactly how he wrote it out.]

Kimber Marshall: They are the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! From Century City, California…Brandi and Wendi Bayless- THE BAY-LESS TWINS!

[Brandi and Wendi, both wearing matching (and revealing) wrestling attire, slowly make their way across the ring holding up their tag team title belts.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): This is going to be interesting. Can the Missouri Valley Fight Club harness their style and use it to grind it out against the Bayless Twins?

Rick Hall (v/o): I think they can John. But will the SEC be the difference?

Johnny Suave (v/o): Well, we’re going to find that out real quick. Referee Ron Martin is ready to go and there’s the bell.


The Bayless Twins (Brandi and Wendi) ©
The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Carrieanne McDermott/Harley Davisson)

Brandi Bayless AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 3″ WT: 105 / HOME: Century City, CA / FIN: Total Makeover Wendi Bayless AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 3″ WT: 110 / HOME: Century City, CA / FIN: Total Makeover

Carrieanne McDermott AGE: 28 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 138 / HOME: Glasgow, Scotland / FIN: Glasgow Kiss Harley Davisson AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 129 / HOME: Omaha, NE / FIN: Kick Start


Harley Davisson starts off the match with Brandi. Davisson immediately chops Brandi down with a right hand shot. She hits a shoulder that drives Brandi into a neutral corner and follows her in with a big splash.  Immediately Phil Feinbaum starts chirping at Referee Ron Martin. Davisson fires off right hands and hits the ropes. Brandi catches her by surprise with a dropkick and sends Davisson into the SEC corner. Brandi gets into Martin’s face which allows Wendi Bayless and the other members of the SEC to get a few cheap shots in on Davisson. Brandi hits some right hand chops and tags Wendi in. Wendi comes in a house of fire and lands hard rights to Davisson. She whips Davisson to the ropes and misses a right hand. On the rebound, Poison Penny clips Wendi’s foot and causes her to stumble out. Davisson spins her around and kicks her in the face. Davisson tags McDermott in. She hits a forearm. Brandi runs in and eats a clothesline. McDermott for the pin for 1…2…NO!

MVFC chant begins. McDermott tosses Wendi towards her corner and stomps away at her. Stomps to the chest and then she tags Davisson back in. Boot press in the corner until Martin makes Davisson break. Snapmare by Davisson and a knee drop to the left shoulder. And then another. And then one more for good measure. Davisson pulls Wendi up and decks her with a lariat. She bounces off the rope and hits another knee drop. Davisson covers 1…2…NO! Brandi Bayless makes the save. McDermott tags back in and works Wendi’s left arm some more. Wendi hits an arm drag and escapes. She throws a right hand and tries to go for a tag. McDermott yanks her back and whips her into the ropes for a drop toehold on the return. Cover for 1…2…NO! Tag to Davisson.

Johnny Suave: The MVFC have isolated Wendi Bayless and they are not letting her tag out.

Rick Hall: Tag Team wrestling 101 John.

Davisson throws Wendi back in the MVFC corner and connects with a kick. She goes rights and lefts and an uppercut and Wendi flops down to the mat. Another kick and elbow drop. Davisson relentlessly drops more elbows. She covers. 1…2…NO!

Wendi cheap shots Davisson and tries to get across the ring but McDermott jumps in and pulls her right back. She takes her down into a wheelbarrow clutch. Davisson applies a front facelock and then DDT’s Wendi.


Davisson then tags McDermott back in. Wendi is draped over the top rope.  McDermott splashes her from behind. Feinbaum is on the ring apron screaming at Wendi to get to the corner. McDermott drags away from the corner and covers. Pin for 1…2…NO! Brandi Bayless finally snaps and charges across the ring to break the hold. She connects with an elbow. Davisson climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a top rope elbow on Brandi. All four women in the ring. McDermott works Wendi’s left arm again. Wendi looks at Feinbaum in the corner as McDermott hits the Glasgow Handshake. She drops and McDermott makes the cover…but no referee. Martin is trying to play traffic cop with Brandi and Davisson. Wendi finally gets a right hand shot to McDermott. She tries again to get to her corner- except no one’s there. Feinbaum is irate. McDermott goes over and leaves a boot under the chin to Wendi. Brandi tries to get back to her corner but McDermott again drags Wendi back across the ring. She tags Davisson back in and once more, they work Wendi’s left arm. Davisson sets Wendi on the top rope for a superplex. Wendi throws some wild elbows and kicks McDermott off the apron. Davisson changes her mind and shoves Wendi off the top rope and watches as she tumbles down hard.

Rick Hall (v/o): John, the Missouri Valley Fight Club are giving us a clinic in tag team tactics. They have isolated Wendi Bayless from her sister and used quick tags to stay fresh. The result is they have worn Wendi down to the point she can barely stay on her feet.

Johnny Suave (v/o): It’s getting to be desperate times for the tag champions.

Davisson tags McDermott back in. McDermott hits an European uppercut to Wendi in the corner. McDermott takes her to the mat and sits between Wendi’s legs and places her far leg in the knee-pit of the near leg. She then puts Wendi’s ankle on top of her ankle and rolls both onto their bellies. She pushes back with the knees.

Johnny Suave (v/o): INDIAN DEATH LOCK!

Feinbaum shoves Daisy Cutter-Bomb into action. DCB climbs in and kicks Ron Martin in the balls. Then she lifts him up…DAISY CUTTER POWERBOMB! McDermott cinches in the hold and Wendi is trying to tap out. Prisoner #034291 charges in with ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and they meet Angels of Death and Poison Penny in the middle of the ring. Daisy with a basement drop kick to McDermott and that breaks the hold. Angel Casey hops to the 2nd rope and flies off with a dropkick that sends Daisy spinning. Prisoner #034291 clotheslines Davisson, then Angel Casey. Kick to Angel Scott and a right hand. Two handed lift by the throat from Prisoner #034291 to Scott, two handed choke slam. Butt splash in the corner from Poison Penny to Dallas. Brandi runs at her and Davisson holds the ropes causing Brandi to tumble to the outside. Referee Davey Keels and MVW security stream down to the ring to break up the free for all.

Johnny Suave (v/o): So who won the match?

Rick Hall (v/o): I think it’s going to be the Missouri Valley Fight Club by disqualification. But I wouldn’t want to be the one trying to figure it out.

Johnny Suave (v/o): As Davey Keels and security try to sort this out, we’re going to step away for a commercial.


Boardwalk Wrestling

Boardwalk Hype 119 Card- Sunday May 1st
Ursula Areano vs. Allister Black

Archie Davis/Shōta Ishigami/Jasmine vs. Samuru Anzai/Kai Jinushi/Ryan James

Jan Van der Roost vs. Danny B

MAIN EVENT/HYPE TITLE MATCH: El Grande Malo © vs. Reginald Dampshaw III

Boardwalk Live 120 Card- Tuesday May 3rd
Travis Nathaniel Andrews vs. Casino Champion Claire Collins

Marisol Fuller vs. Zach Rizza

Cameron Sanders vs. ‘Pretty’ Ricky Stanton

Cult of Daredevilz (Avery McCullen/Michael Maddox) vs. Myris/Keegan Ryan

Jonny Cedrone vs. Ryan McCollum

MAIN EVENT: Terrorfexx vs. Syxx Gibbler

Boardwalk Xtra 120 Card- Thursday May 5th
Ash Scion vs. Taryn Willow

Amber Ryan vs. Synnum de la Cruz

Jan van der Roost vs. Jackson Ford

Mike Zybala vs. Brandon Young vs. Shadow Dancer

Kolic vs. Noah Pierce

Ramona Epps vs. Sativa Neveah

MAIN EVENT/CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION: Atlantic City Champion Brennan Devlin vs. Internet Champion Aidan Carlisle




The Zine


[Cut back to Suave and Hall at the broadcast table.]

Johnny Suave: Well, they’ve finally separated the two factions.

Rick Hall: And most importantly, they’ve revived referee Ron Martin.  Which means we hopefully will find out who’s won this match.

Johnny Suave: Right. Kimber Marshall is about to give us the official decision right now.

[Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring.]

[Kimber prepares to deliver the decision. The Resistance gather in one corner. The SEC in the other.]

Kimber Marshall: Referee Ron Martin declared that the winner of this match by disqualification at sixteen minutes and seventeen seconds…THE MISSOURI VALLEY FIGHT CLUB!

[The crowd erupts into bedlam.]

Kimber Marshall: But still your Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team champions…BRANDI…and…WENDI BAY-LESSSSSSS!

[And then the crowd turns on a dime to jeers. Ron Martin hands the Bayless twins their tag team belts and the champions hold them up high.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Exactly what we thought Rick.  McDermott and Davisson get the win by the Tag Team champions retain the title.  The Bayless Twins have survived a big time challenge tonight from the Missouri Valley Fight Club.

Rick Hall (v/o): The Bayless’s were completely outwrestled tonight John. But, one of the perks of coming into a match like this as the champion is the fact that you have to be pinned to lose the title.

Johnny Suave (v/o): But, all it takes is one night, Rick. One match. Or a match stipulation to change the dynamic.  I don’t think we’ve seen the end of this one.

Rick Hall (v/o): Not by a long shot.

[The camera pans to the stage.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Something’s going on over there.

[It’s ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann. The crowd does not react at first. Then they give Mr. McMann a tumultuously negative reception. The two men in suits also follow Mr. McMann out along with his hired guns Bo Stevens and Timothy Allen Tebow aka T-Bo.]

Rick Hall (v/o): I wonder if he’s getting paid for his appearance tonight.

Johnny Suave (v/o): He’s not supposed to be out here. He’s not even supposed to be in the building.

[No swagger or ‘heroes welcome’ for Mr. McMann tonight. He looks…solemn…business-like…even serious. No emotion either from the two suits walking up to the ring with him.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Obviously, he’s got something on his mind tonight. And we’re going to find out what it is soon enough.

[McMann climbs into the ring. The two suits follow and then Stevens and Tebow. Phil Feinbaum then slips into the ring and he’s got a microphone. Feinbaum tries to quiet down the din that’s still booing McMann.]

Phil Feinbaum: Okay…if you can knock it off so we can talk business here.

[A couple empty beer cups fly by Feinbaum. He turns in the general direction of where the cup came in from.]

Phil Feinbaum: That’s nice. You’ve got to be one of those bottom feeding Main Street USA supporters, right?

[Two men stand up and flip Feinbaum off.]

Phil Feinbaum: That’s right. I’m number one. That’s why I’m in the ring as part of the show and you’re in the crowd pretending you’re part of the show.

[Feinbaum looks to another part of the arena. This one is decidedly more friendly. Terry from Ada, Oklahoma, the fan’s representative to the MVW Supporter’s Trust Board and his cadre of friends stand up and cheer the SEC on.]

Phil Feinbaum: Hi Terry. Thanks for your support.

[Feinbaum waits a couple more seconds for the crowd to lower the volume a bit.]

Okay. If we could get the acting Executive Director of MVW Jason Carmondy to come on out…this matter requires his immediate attention. Jason?

[Twenty seconds later, Jason Carmondy appears on stage and makes his way down to the ring. He doesn’t appear to be pleased to be summoned by Feinbaum. Carmondy rolls under the bottom rope and stands up inside the ring.]

Phil Feinbaum: Now that everyone’s here. As you may know Jason, the two men with Mr. McMann are the esteemed wrestling attorneys Felcher and Felcher and they are here to represent him in regards to this serious matter.

[R Felcher walks over to Carmondy and hands him some sort of legal document. Carmondy looks at the document and appears bewildered.]

Jason Carmondy: What is this all about?

Phil Feinbaum: I’m glad you asked. It’s all contained right there in the lawsuit that Mr. McMann intends to file against Missouri Valley Wrestling.

[Carmondy thumbs through the suit. He can’t believe what he’s reading. Across the way, McMann almost lets a smirk out.   Almost.]

Jason Carmondy: Sexual harassment? Really?

Phil Feinbaum: That’s correct. Mr. McMann intends to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against MVW for creating a hostile work environment where the Executive Director sexually harasses an underling at a company party. Dawn McGill sexually harassed Mr. McMann at the after show party at Rolla and…what can we say…the photos pretty much tell the story.

[The SEC contingent nod their heads in agreement.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Oh…you’ve got to be kidding me. He was strutting around like a peacock after the pictures became public.

Phil Feinbaum: Mr. McMann feels he’s been unfairly singled out and suspended from his job because of the unlawful and illegal conduct of Miss McGill at the company party.

Jason Carmondy: First off Phil, the Rolla after party was Mr. McMann’s idea. It was not sanctioned by and had NOTHING to do with Missouri Valley Wrestling. Secondly, based on the pictures that are now public knowledge thanks to Mr. McMann leaking them to his friend Jason Whatley who couldn’t wait to post them on his ‘You Know I’m Right’ website, Mr. McMann doesn’t look particularly aggrieved. In fact, he looks like he’s more than enjoying himself. Three, several wrestlers have come up to me and said that Mr. McMann was buying Miss McGill drinks most of the night.

Phil Feinbaum: Well Jason, clearly you’re not an attorney so it’s understandable you probably don’t have the basic knowledge about the law as it pertains to sexual harassment. Which probably explains why you’re lashing out at the victim- Mr. McMann. Mr. and Mr. Felcher assure me that based on the facts at hand, Mr. McMann has a very strong case to make against the conduct of MVW’s Executive Director Dawn McGill. Two, Mr. McMann has two witnesses who were there with him at the party who will confirm that Miss McGill sexually harassed Mr. McMann.

Jason Carmondy: Who are these ‘witnesses?’

[Feinbaum motions to Bo Stevens and Timothy Allen Tebow to step forward.]

Jason Carmondy: Those two? Really?

Phil Feinbaum: Mr. Tebow. Did you see Miss McGill sexually harassing Mr. McMann?

[Tebow enthusiastically shakes his head yes.]

Phil Feinbaum: What about you Mr. Stevens? Did you see Miss McGill sexually harassing Mr. McMann?

[Bo doesn’t answer right away. A few uncomfortable seconds tick by before he looks away and shakes his head yes.]

Phil Feinbaum: There you have it. Prima facie proof that Miss McGill sexually harassed Mr. McMann. Felcher and Felcher figure that a potential award here would be enough to put MVW out of business. Unless you’re willing to play ball with us here.

[Carmondy takes a deep breath.]

Jason Carmondy: All right, what do you want?

[Feinbaum confers with Felcher and Felcher. B Felcher hands him a slip of paper.]

Phil Feinbaum: Mr. McMann would consider dropping the action if you rescinded his suspension with immediate effect…

Jason Carmondy: Okay.

Phil Feinbaum: …and give McMann complete control over the content of the show…the wrestlers…everything.

Jason Carmondy: He wants Dawn’s job?

Phil Feinbaum: Let’s face it, Jason. Everyone knows you don’t want the job. Hell, no one knows after the week she’s had whether or not McGill would want the job anymore. She’s dug a pretty deep hole for herself with her actions.

Jason Carmondy: I would consider dropping the suspension.

[Poison Penny takes a step forward. She’s pissed that Carmondy is even considering this. Carmondy turns to her]

Jason Carmondy: Penny, stand down. (turns back to Feinbaum) Well?

[Felcher and Felcher confer with Mr. McMann. They shake their head no.]

Phil Feinbaum: Nope. Mr. McMann strongly feels that the board has coddled Miss McGill and her amateurish inexperience at executive management for too long. Yes. She did some good things. Yes, she may have helped some inferior wrestlers improve…a little. But the fact remains Missouri Valley Wrestling is still working tinpot towns and playing high school gyms and the SEC is simply better than that. Our fans demand more.

[Terry from Ada, Oklahoma and his group stand and cheer. Scattered other pockets of support also make their voice heard.]

Phil Feinbaum: Mr. McMann isn’t just doing this for himself. He’s doing this for Missouri Valley Wrestling.

[R Felcher hands Feinbaum another slip of paper. Feinbaum reads the message.]

Phil Feinbaum: I see. (he looks up at Carmondy) As I said, Mr. McMann cares deeply about the future of Missouri Valley Wrestling. So in the spirit of compromise, he’s willing to do this. Mr. McMann will drop his action if you change the main event of tonight’s show. As you know, last week there was a faction three way match- won by the SEC of course- at one of the house shows. So we propose this: a three way trios faction match between the SEC…The Resistance…and Main Street USA. When the SEC wins, Mr. McMann is not only reinstated…he’s given full control of the book. If either The Resistance or Main Street USA get lucky and win, Mr. McMann will serve out his suspension and that’s the last you will ever hear of this.

Jason Carmondy: Let me get this straight. You want me to scrap tonight’s main event, aMVW title match between Sheline Carrigan and Christa Carmondy to put on this match on instead? A title shot that Christa Carmondy earned inside the ring?

[Feinbaum confers with both Felchers.]

Phil Feinbaum: That’s our deal.   Take it or leave it.

[Feinbaum again confers with the Felchers.]

Phil Feinbaum: You’ve got a commercial break coming up. We expect an answer when we go back live.

[Jason Carmondy shakes his head and pulls out his cell phone.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): You heard the man. When we come back, we may very well have a different match for you as the main event. Stay tuned.



Unlimited Card- Wednesday May 4th
Corey Grant vs Simon Raines

Sean O’Reilly vs Spider vs Vendetta Champion Sally Talfourd

Alexander Hayes vs Sydney LaRoux

Surayya Karim vs Myke Adams

MAIN EVENT: James Edwards vs Damion Darkside

Contraband Card – Tuesday May 17th
OUTLAW TITLE MATCH: (open invite match) ?? vs. ??

Kiba Bunson vs. Nathan Gust

Lord Raab vs Baz vs Serai Daniela

Eliza Lovecraft vs. Lyza Reyes

MAIN EVENT: Fury Champion Ana Archia vs Dream King vs Jackson Ford – non-title



Monday Night Mayhem Card- Monday May 2nd
David Black vs. Xander Hayes

Scott Stevens vs. Jace Parker Davidson

STEEL CAGE MATCH/MATCH 3 OF BEST OF 5: Darin Zion vs. Reggie Rivid (Tied 1-1- winner of series gets World title shot)

LADDER MATCH/LSD TITLE MATCH: Electra © vs. Brian Hollywood

MAIN EVENT/ICON TITLE MATCH: Ray McAvay © vs. Shane Reynolds


[Cut right back to the ring.]

[Mr. McMann, flanked by Felcher and Felcher- wrestling attorneys, and all five members of the SEC face off with the acting Executive Director of MVW Jason Carmondy.]

[Also in the ring now, Main Street USA (Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Regina McGill, C.J. Lewis, Kirsten Canfield) and the Resistance (Poison Penny, Carrieanne McDermott, Harley Davisson, Angel Scott, Angel Casey).]

Jason Carmondy: Let me make sure I have this straight. I go along with this match and the SEC wins- I will reinstate Mr. McMann immediately and give him control of the book? If the SEC loses, Mr. McMann serves the suspension and drops any hint of a lawsuit.

Phil Feinbaum: That’s the deal.

Jason Carmondy: Counter. One month.

Phil Feinbaum: One month?

Jason Carmondy: If the SEC wins, Mr. McMann is reinstated and he will be given the book until MVWA 72. I would continue to be the acting Executive Director and have the final say on major decisions. And I’ll add this- the winning faction gets to choose one of their members to get a MVW title shot at MVWA 72. At that show, we can reevaluate the situation.

[Feinbaum confers with the Felchers. The Felchers talk it over with Mr. McMann. R Felcher flashes a thumb’s up to Feinbaum.]

Phil Feinbaum: Deal.


MAIN EVENT- FACTIONS TRIOS ELIMINATION MATCH: The Sports Entertainment Consortium (‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Prisoner #034291)


The Resistance (Poison Penny, Angel Scott, Angel Casey).


Main Street USA (Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Regina McGill)


[The SEC retreat to one corner. The Resistance congregate in the opposite corner. Main Street USA take the corner to the left of the SEC.]

Johnny Sauve (v/o): You heard it. It’s an impromptu main event and the SEC could be in control of Missouri Valley Wrestling after tonight if they win.

Rick Hall (v/o): If they lose, Mr. McMann is gone for an undetermined amount of time. Either way, it’s a risky move by Jason Carmondy.

Johnny Suave (v/o): He was definitely backed into a corner by McMann and MVW can’t afford any type of litigation like that right now.

Rick Hall (v/o): Carmondy also probably looked at the odds and rolled the dice. Two teams versus one.

[Referee Davey Keels steps into the ring and calls for each team to send out someone to start the match.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): If anyone has any right to feel aggrieved here, it’s Christa Carmondy.  Once again, Mr. McMann and the SEC have managed to hijack the show and impose their changes on MVW.  Christa defeated Poison Penny last week fair and square in the ring.  Christa was supposed to get a MVW title shot tonight.

Rick Hall (v/o): She doesn’t look happy about it at all.

[Close up shot of Christa. She’s pissed off and paces back and forth in the corner.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): Well, I wouldn’t want to be in the same ring with her right now, that’s for sure.

[Keels has everything sorted and calls for the bell.]

Johnny Suave (v/o): And here we go! The winning team gets to choose one of their own to get a MVW title shot at MVWA 72.

Daisy Cutter-Bomb (SEC), Christa Carmondy (Main St.), and Poison Penny (Resistance) start. Side headlock by Daisy who gets hit with a shoulder tackle by Carmondy. Poison Penny kicks Daisy, but Christa whips her into the corner hard. A hard clothesline in the corner by Christa leaves Penny woozy. Christa whips Penny to the other corner. She goes for another clothesline, but Penny comes out and back body drops Carmondy over the top rope. Christa on the apron in the Resistance corner. Angel Scott headbutts Christa. Angel Casey hits an enziguri on Carmondy and sends her off the apron to the floor.

Johnny Suave (v/o): HOLY CRAP!

Daisy pokes Penny’s eyes and she drops to her knees. Daisy jumps off the second turnbuckle and stomps Penny’s back. Daisy takes a headlock. Penny tries to turn into it, but Daisy switches it up and pounds a right hand to her midsection. She leads Penny to the SEC corner and tags in Prisoner #034291. Penny slips out and escapes. She races across the ring to tag in Angel Scott.

No sign of Christa Carmondy getting back into the match as she is still down on the floor and barely moving.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Christa Carmondy slow to get up.

Lock up by Prisoner #034291 (SEC) and Angel Scott (Resistance). Prisoner spins Scott and kicks her in the back. She whips Scott into the corner then shoves her head hard into the corner turnbuckle.

Davey Keels starts a ten count on Christa. Tess and Regina McGill in the Main Street USA corner scream at Christa to get into the ring.

Johnny Suave (v/o) Davey Keels starts a ten count. Is Christa hurt?

Rick Hall (v/o): I don’t know John.

Johnny Suave (v/o): I didn’t think the fall was that bad.

Rick Hall (v/o): Christa isn’t moving all that fast. She’s going to get Main Street counted out.

Prisoner #034291 with a hard right that sends Scott reeling.  Scott shoves Prisoner back into the corner and attacks with some kicks. Prisoner #034291 hits a headbutt and busts Scott open above the eye. Prisoner hits a knee.

Tessa Martin and Regina McGill jump off the ring apron and try to get Christa up. But Keels reaches ten and Main Street USA is counted out.

**Main Street USA eliminated at 3:50**

Tess and McGill can’t believe it. Carmondy is still down and two medical personnel rush over to her.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Main Street USA is out of the match and it’s down to the SEC and the Resistance.

Scott hits a DDT on Prisoner #034291. She waits in the corner for Prisoner to stand back up. She goes for the superkick. Prisoner ducks and low bridges Scott folding her in half.  Rudimentary neckbreaker from Prisoner decks Scott again.   Prisoner sends her to the ropes. She whiffs on a clothesline and gets clocked by Angel Casey coming off the top rope.  Scott rolls back to her corner and tags Poison Penny back in. She charges at Prisoner #034291. Prisoner whips her to the ropes- Penny tries to reverse but gets nailed with a hard clothesline!  Prisoner throws Penny into the corner and unloads a series of clotheslines in the corner.  She drags Penny to the SEC corner and tags ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas in. Prisoner #034291 holds Penny up and Dallas unleashes her Texas Lariat on her. Cover….1…2…Penny powers out.

Two medical personnel continue to work on Christa Carmondy on the outside. Tessa Martin and Regina McGill also stand over Christa with concern on their faces.

Dallas rushes forward for another Texas Lariat but Penny rolls to the outside. She’s in the wrong corner though and Daisy Cutter-Bomb (SEC) drives a forearm to the square of her back on the outside. She sends Penny back to the ring then hops on the apron. Again, Dallas goes for a Texas Lariat. Again, Penny ducks down and Dallas connects with Daisy instead, sending her flying off the apron. Penny pops up and plants a kiss on Dallas.

Johnny Suave (v/o): POISON KISS! POISON KISS!

Rick Hall (v/o): Dallas pushes her away though.

With green liquid dripping from her mouth, the Texas Cowgirl somehow manages to tear herself away but is left wobbly and stuck in the middle of the ring.   Penny with a kick to the thigh and Dallas drops to her knees.

Daisy is still clearing her head after getting knocked off the ring apron. Prisoner #034291 climbs into the ring but the Resistance’s Angel Scott and Angel Casey cut her off. Scott clips her knee while Casey hits a top rope moonsault.

Penny climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Johnny Suave (v/o): This could be it. Poison Penny is going for her imploding senton bomb and a possible MVW Title shot!

Rick Hall (v/o): There’s something going on John.

The two medical personnel working on Christa Carmondy for some strange reason has side headlocks on a dazed Tessa Martin and a woozy Regina McGill. They go to opposite corners and ram Martin and McGill into the ring post.

Johnny Suave (v/o): What the hell?  That’s Jen and Steph…Christa Carmondy’s former Mean Girl Clique!

Christa jumps up and runs over to Penny- who’s surprised by her sudden appearance. Christa shoves Penny off the corner turnbuckle and she lands face first on the mat. The crowd immediately turns on Christa.

Johnny Suave (v/o): NOOO!

Dallas tags Prisoner #034291 in. She lifts Penny up with two hands on her throat and slams her down to the mat.

Johnny Suave (v/o): TWO HANDED CHOKE SLAM!

Rick Hall (v/o): Mr. McMann is going to do it, John.


Prisoner #034291 sticks her boot on Penny. Keels makes the count…1…2…3. He calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave (v/o): DAMMIT!

[Kimber Marshall slides into the ring as the crowd has gone apoplectic…except for Terry from Ada, Oklahoma’s section who are on their feet cheering the result.]

Kimber Marshall: The winners…THE S-

[Phil Feinbaum grabs the microphone from Kimber and shoves her out of the way.]

Phil Feinbaum: There is only one winner in Missouri Valley Wrestling. There is only one dominant force in Missouri Valley Wrestling.  There is only one team worthy to be in this ring right now.  The S—-E—-C!

Jen and Steph roll Tessa Martin and Regina McGill into the ring.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Now what are they doing?

Prisoner #034291 puts both in the Tree of Woe in opposite corners. Daisy places a chair in front of both of them. Christa Carmondy jumps into the ring and high fives Jen and Steph.

Rick Hall (v/o): I think Christa is formally announcing her split from Main Street USA.

Then she races across the ring and dropkicks the chair into Tessa’s face. The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl topples off the corner turnbuckle into a heap in the corner.

Mr. McMann goes over to Regina McGill who’s upside down in the corner.  McMann’s hired guns are right behind him.  Tebow urges Christa on.  Stevens steps back and looks elsewhere.

Mr. McMann: Say hello to your sister for me.

McMann motions to Christa who then runs across and dropkicks the chair into Regina’s face.  McGill’s feet come loose and slide down the turnbuckle.

Rick Hall (v/o): They’re not done yet John.

Outside on the floor, the MVW Tag Team champions Brandi and Wendi Bayless have the Missouri Valley Fight Club, who’d taken them to the limit earlier in the show, set up for the Total Makeover.

Johnny Suave (v/o): There’s no reason to do this!

Wendi goes low; Brandi goes high and kicks McDermott in the back sending her over Wendi and face first to the mat.

Johnny Suave (v/o): ENOUGH!

Prisoner #034291 puts Davisson in place.  Wendi goes low; Brandi goes high and kicks Davisson in the back and sends her over Wendi face first to the mat.

Rick Hall (v/o): It’s a statement night for the SEC!

The SEC stands tall in the ring as the show goes off the air.

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