MVW House Show- Clinton, OK

MVW House Show
Clinton, OK
Wednesday October 14th, 2015

A special guest showed up at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Clinton, Oklahoma show. ‘Auntie Jen’ walked out to the ring sporting a wrist brace and a pissy attitude.

Apparently, Auntie Jen aka…the worst aunt ever…came to MVW looking for a way to pay for her medical bills after her slightly enthusiastic nephew jumped on her four years and caused her to fall- fracturing her wrist. She sued the poor child and the lost.

Auntie Jen blamed insurance companies, her lawyers, and swore up and down that she didn’t have a choice. She had to sue her nephew. The crowd’s reaction?


Dawn McGill strolled out to the ring and welcomed Auntie Jen to MVW. She promised to make the best of a bad situation by putting her into a match and helping her raise the money to pay for her bills.

Auntie Jen: Wait a second. A match?

Match results:

Maxie Perry/Terry Sargent/Stacey Martin/Betsy Parker/Blake Varney/Cheryl Parkman/Robin The Wonder Girl defeat Auntie Jen @ 1:27
-really not much of a wrestling match- more of a mugging if you really want to know.

Hannah Lancer defeated Elaine Brazier @ 6:12
-Brazier is a local product getting a tryout match. Lancer continues to get more ring time under her belt.

Airline Amie defeated Code Pink of the Green World Order @ 5:06
-after two weeks of improvement, Code Pink takes a big step backwards. Rumor has it that only Kathryn Randall Collins showed up at Dawn McGill’s last two training sessions and KRC is not happy. Easy win for the ‘Intercontinental High Flying Flight Attendant.’

Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless of the Sports Entertainment Consortium defeat Soccer Mom/Peta from PETA (Green World Order) @ 8:45
-the GWO’s woes were underscored with their lackluster effort in this match. The only reason the match went on as long as it did was the Bayless twins were trying out different moves and maneuvers. In the end, the Bayless twins hit the Total Makeover and that was that.

McGill comes back out to hype this week’s MVW syndicated show. The matches are:

Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor) vs. The Kentucky Deerhunters (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) vs. Green World Order (Peta from PETA/Soccer Mom)
-taped Saturday night in Topeka, KS

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann promo re: the recent face turn of Jill Berg and MVW co-owners and co-bookers Corrina Romanov and Kevin G. Briscoe leaving the company to position himself as the savior of the company
-taped Friday night in Salina, KS

Kathryn Randall Collins defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris
-taped Friday night in Salina, KS

Dawn McGill’s rebuttal to Mr. McMann’s promo.
-taped Saturday night in Topeka, KS

‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Kathryn Randall Collins
-taped Saturday night in Topeka, KS

Jill Berg Enterprises (Jill Berg/Daisy Cutter-Bomb/Television Champion Sheline Carrigan) defeat Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) and ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker @ 14:25
-unlike Walker’s last two forays into tag team wrestling, this one actually almost worked out. Walker kept focused on the action and spent little time debating every single rule in the MVW rulebook with referee Davey Keels. However, DCB and Carrigan brawled with Davisson and McDermott leaving Walker to deal with the CEO of Jill Berg Enterprises, Corporate Predator Extraordinaire- Jill Berg. Berg connected on her signature spinning heel kick and made the pinfall to win the match for JBE.

Kari Ferguson (Sports Entertainment Consortium) defeated Desiree Davis @ 11:54
-in what was supposed to be Ferguson’s dress rehearsal for her upcoming MVW title challenge, the match didn’t exactly go the way ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann hoped. Ferguson struggled mightily to put her opponent away until the eleventh minute of the match when Brandi Bayless reached into the ring tripped up Davis. Ferguson scrambled to finish the job.

MVW Champion Lady Halitosis defeated Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell with Anna Conda @ 4:42
-conversely, Lady Halitosis breezed through her final match before Saturday’s title defense against Ferguson. Littell is still learning on the fly and will benefit from teaming up with Anna Conda.

MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Ninja Kitty defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot © w/the White Trash Posse (Jaxson/Shayne/Bobby Rickie) @ 7:36
-all Ninja Kitty did for the better part of eight months was show up every day and put her time in. Well last night, Ninja Kitty’s time arrived. Harlot was not on her game and spent most of the night chasing shadows all over the ring. Ninja Kitty struck paydirt with The Pounce and hooked the legs for the win and the Heartland Title.

After the show, Green World Order leader Kathryn Randall Collins stormed out of the building and left the rest of the GWO scrambling to find rides to the airport.


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