Peoria Civic Center
Saturday September 26th, 2015
Announcers: Johnny Suave and Dawn McGill
[SHOW OPEN: Montage
Lani Harlot bends both of Amy Mason legs up and tucks her ankles against her armpits and sits down. She then reaches over and grabs Amy’s chin and pulls back…aka The White Trash Compactor.
Carrieanne McDermott grabs Terry Sargent by the head and head butts her in the nose.
Ninja Kitty hits a 450 splash off the top turnbuckle.
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan hits the Canadian Destroyer on Chondra Wells and flips Chondra over landing in a seated position and driving Wells’s head down to the mat between her thighs.
Former host of ‘Shot at Scoring with a Skanky Video Channel Reality Star’ Mia Margarita is tied up in the tree of woe. Regina McGill goes to the opposite corner…takes off running and hits a flying drop kick. Mia’s feet come off the corner and she slides to the mat.
Harley Davisson has Wendi Bayless of the SEC in a front facelock. Carrieanne McDermott has Brandi Bayless in the Indian Deathlock. Kari Ferguson runs down to the ring with a make up kit and throws powder in McDermott’s eyes, blinding her.
Jill Berg Enterprises (Angels of Death, Mia Margarita, and Hallie Burton) file their way to the ring. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, seeing the JBE reinforcements, goes to the top turnbuckle and bowls into all four of them with a wild suicide dive.
Kathryn Randall Collins puts her legs around Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker’s back and then slips one foot around Dr. Lecker’s head and under her chin. She locks her hands behind Dr. Lecker’s head and chokes her by pressing her shin against the trachea. Dr. Lecker looks over to Charlize Starling…she’s contently leaning over the top rope and totally relaxed while Melissa continues to massage her back. Finally, Dr. Lecker has no other choice- she taps out.
Angel Scott whips Korey Korver into the corner…back off the ropes…Scott lifts…Angel Casey grabs Korey’s neck…ANGEL DEATH DROP. Korey hits the mat face first and flips over.
‘Queen Cool Leah Iris slowly gets up. Jill Berg snaps off a spinning heel kick…bingo! Leah falls forward to her knees. Jill launches herself forward and buries her shoulder into Leah’s stomach. The crowd rises. Jill pulls Leah up and sets her up over her shoulder…and slams her to the mat.
Jill Berg glowers over her opponent Lady Halitosis and starts talking to her. Lady Halitosis pops her head up and breathes right in the champion’s face. Jill immediately keels backwards to a sitting position.]
Johnny Suave (voiceover): WELCOME TO MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING!
[CLOSE UP camera shot of the cheering crowd]
Suave (v/o): Welcome to MVWA 65 on Heartland Television! Tonight, we are live and in color in Peoria, Illinois at the Peoria Civic Center.
[CLOSE UP-Johnny Suave and Dawn McGill at the broadcast desk. Suave has brown hair and goatee and wears a black suit jacket with a white shirt. McGill has a set of headphones over her medium length blond hair and a simple black blouse/mini-skirt combination. Dawn’s also into her fourth month of pregnancy so she also looks a tad heavier and her face is a little rounder.]
Suave: I am Johnny Suave. She is the former High Octane Wrestling LSD champion Dawn McGill.
[Dawn smiles and waves at the camera.]
Dawn McGill: Hey everyone!
Suave: And tonight, we encounter a Missouri Valley Wrestling that during the past month has undergone some upheaval. The Green World Order continue to battle with the corporately minded Jill Berg Enterprises. We have a new faction who’s entered the picture in September.
[Dawn’s smile turns into a frown.]
McGill: Ugh. The official arrival of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and his Sports Entertainment Consortium. McMann signed up the Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless, both Missouri Valley Originals disgruntled over their lack of success.
Suave: McMann then picked up a promising new wrestler in Kari Ferguson.
McGill: Yes. Kari is one of the new wrestlers I’ve been working with. McMann came in and made her an offer she couldn’t refuse and now she’s the new show girl for SEC.
Suave: You will see Ferguson in tonight’s main event- a Fatal Four way showdown with the number one contender’s spot on the line and a MVW title shot in three weeks against champion Lady Halitosis. Kari Ferguson will represent McMann’s SEC versus Jill Berg Enterprises CEO, Corporate Predator Extraordinaire, and former MVW champion Jill Berg, ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and the leader of the Green World Order, former MVW Television champion Kathryn Randall Collins.
McGill: That’s a match I’m looking forward to watching.
Suave: Also on the card tonight, the MVW Tag Team champions ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas defend their title against some new MVW blood in Backman Taylor Powerdrive.
McGill: Johnny, I’ve also spent a lot of time working with BTP and they are a couple of young ladies who work hard when they are training and party hard afterwards. However, there’s a ton of ring experience on the other side between Tess and Haley so tonight we’ll see just how far along BTP are in their wrestling education.
Suave: And then our opener tonight will be a Tornado Tag match between Kirsten Canfield, Daisy Cutter-Bomb, and Hallie Burton of Jill Berg Enterprises and the Green World Order’s Code Pink, Peta from PETA, and Soccer Mom.
McGill: Johnny, MVW has been dominated by the JBE/GWO war over the past couple of months. Expect to see more fireworks in the ring tonight.
The first half an hour of the show recaps and shows clips from the undercard earlier in the evening.
Airline Amie/Hannah Lancer d. Divorcees with Dangerous Intent (Stacey Martin/Betsy Parker) and The Egos (Da’un Henley and Gwen Frey)
Regina McGill d. Terry Sargent
MATCHES TAPED FOR MVW’S SYNDICATED SHOW
The Kentucky Deerhunters (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) d. Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey)
HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot © d. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker via DQ
TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © d. Ninja Kitty
Suave: And welcome back to MVWA 65. Let’s go to the back and our backstage interviewer Paige McGillicutty.
[Cut backstage. Paige has with MVW Champion Lady Halitosis with her. Lady Halitosis is dressed in her street clothes.]
Paige McGillicutty: With me is Penny Quackenbush, otherwise known as MVW Champion Lady Halitosis. Penny? What’s your take on the new MVW faction the Sports Entertainment Consortium?
Lady Halitosis: Paige. I don’t have a take. You know, I’m not exactly model material. I’m a little overweight and really don’t care what anyone else thinks. I appreciate everything that people have done for me. I appreciate the time Dawn McGill has spent working with me the past few weeks. But now, it’s time for me to fly. I need to start doing things on my own and traveling down my own road.
McGillicutty: You’ve been the MVW champion now for three months. Last month, you fended off the challenge of two top MVW wrestlers in Jill Berg and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris. Did that help to give you more confidence?
Lady Halitosis: Absolutely yes. Paige, when the match was announced no one thought that I could win. But I did it. I did it for myself and I did it for everyone who doesn’t want to worry about conforming to the norms and just want to be themselves.
McGillicutty: You will get the winner of tonight’s-
[‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann walks into the shot.]
Mr. McMann: Penny, that’s all nice and admirable for you to say. However, the real world doesn’t quite work like that. It’s a fact that people with ‘attractive’ looks are more likely to succeed. People who are ‘attractive’ will get the benefit of the doubt in a job situation over those who aren’t. People who are ‘attractive’ will draw people towards them. And the sad reality is that you simply aren’t attractive enough for a wrestling company to have as the ‘face’ of the company.
[McMann waves to someone off camera. Kari Ferguson then enters the scene wearing a copious amount of makeup that would make a fashion model blush in comparison.]
Mr. McMann: This…this is what the face of the company should look like. So Lady Halitosis, enjoy the remainder of your time as the MVW champion because after Kari Ferguson wins the Fatal Four way tonight, your unfortunate reign will come to an end on October 17th. Tonight, is just the beginning. We’re bringing in some big guns and I guarantee you they’ll be difference makers.
[McMann and Ferguson depart. Lady Halitosis shakes her head and watches them leave.]
[Cut to the broadcast table with Suave and McGill.]
McGill: I hate that man.
Suave: Let’s go to the ring for our first match.
[Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall introduces the two teams.]
MATCH #1- TORNADO TAG RULES:
Kirsten Canfield/Hallie Burton/Daisy Cutter-Bomb (Jill Berg Enterprises) vs. Code Pink/Peta from PETA/Soccer Mom (Green World Order)
[Jill Berg, Sheline Carrigan, and Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) ringside for JBE; Kathryn Randall Collins, PeaceNic, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and New Age Sensitive Guy for the GWO.
Lockup by Canfield and Code Pink. Burton shoves down Peta. Peta gets right back up and Burton send her back down again. Daisy Cutter-Bomb has the power advantage over Soccer Mom and sends her to the mat with a shoulderblock. Peta goes off the ropes, Canfield picks her up and slams her. Soccer Mom shouts ‘It’s for the children!’ and whips herself in and comes flying off the ropes. She’s met with a dropkick by Daisy! High flying dropkick from Burton sends Peta to the outside. Burton then gets fancy with a Springboard Corkscrew Plancha to Peta outside the ring! In the ring, Daisy puts Soccer Mom’s head between her legs, lifts her up, and drives her hard to the mat with a lung busting Daisy Cutter Powerbomb. DCB covers…Soccer Mom eliminated.
KRC gets on the apron and shouts at Daisy. Code Pink tries to sneak up on DCB from behind but Kirsten Canfield cuts her off with the spin kick in midair. She hooks the legs but Code Pink kicks out at two.
Canfield keeps on it. She hits a whip around, up and down across the shoulder gutbuster on Code Pink. Peta tries to climb back in to stop the count but it’s too late. Canfield pins Code Pink.
Code Pink is eliminated.
Three for JBE versus one for the GWO. Burton locks in a rear chinlock on Peta as the GWO climb up onto the ring apron. KRC shouts at the referee and questions the ‘fairness’ of the match. Daisy sets Peta up top and prepares for a top rope Daisy Cutter Powerbomb. ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and New Age Sensitive Guy race over and push DCB from the top- both Daisy and Peta take rough tumbles to the mat. Referee Davey Keels immediately calls for the bell and the match is over.
WINNER BY DQ: Jill Berg Enterprises (Kirsten Canfield/Hallie Burton/Daisy Cutter-Bomb) @ 5:47
KRC clotheslines Keels. Jill Berg runs in and snaps off a spinning heel kick to GreenPete. Carrigan kicks New Age Sensitive Guy in the balls and then follows with the Canadian Destroyer. Angels of Death chase PeaceNic around the ring until she trips and falls. Angel Scott lifts her up and Angel Casey follows through with the Angel Death Drop on the floor.
[Cut back to Suave and McGill at the broadcast table.]
Suave: Jill Berg Enterprises with just too much firepower for the GW-
[Kathryn Randall Collins comes over and glares at McGill.]
KRC: This is not fair! All I hear is how you’re working with the younger wrestlers and all that bullshit but you haven’t lifted a finger to help anyone with the GWO.
[McGill backs her chair and shoot up from her chair.]
McGill: That’s crap and you know it. Do you know how many times have any member of the Green World Order showed up at a training session?
[McGill makes the ‘zero’ gesture with her right hand.]
McGill: Zero. None of them.
KRC: It’s not about training. It’s about fairness. My wrestlers don’t have the time to ‘train’ because they’re busy trying to make the world a better place.
McGill: Your wrestlers have a job.
KRC: Social justice trumps their job.
McGill: Social justice doesn’t write their paycheck. Missouri Valley Wrestling does.
KRC: The GWO deserves better results.
McGill: You want better results from your group, Kathryn? Make them show up at one of my training sessions and I’ll be happy to help them. Otherwise, you’re taking up air time and we’ve got a commercial break to go to.
KRC: This isn’t over yet!
[KRC harrumphs and stomps away.]
Messing with McGill
A package of Jack Link’s Original Beef Jerky is superimposed in the middle of the picture with a shot of a lake surrounded by trees in the background.
Announcer: Jack Link’s Beef Jerky presents Messing with McGill.
Scene: Four college students- two male, two female are enjoying a day at the lake. They’ve just come out of the water and are toweling off.
Boy #1: The water’s great, bro.
Girl #1: It was so fun.”
Boy #2: It was awesome.
They see a figure wander in and it gets everyone’s attention.
It’s Dawn McGill out for a morning run. Dressed in running shorts and a tank top, she stops at the lake’s edge to splash some water on her face.
The four college students watch. A girl with reddish hair snacks on some Jack Link’s Beef Jerky. She suddenly gets an idea and devilishly grins. She looks at the yellow towel on the tall boy standing next to her and gives him the ‘look.’
The boy gets the gist of it and puts his finger to his lips to shush the others. Then he sneaks down and rolls up the wet towel. The other three titter and snicker while waiting in great anticipation as he sneaks up behind Dawn. The boy pauses, sets himself, and snaps her in the ass with the wet towel.
Dawn McGill (laconically): Seriously?
The boy turns back to the others and they all get a big laugh out of it. Well, at least until McGill stands up and kicks him the groin from behind.
Girl #1: Oh?
Then McGill spins him around, puts his head between her legs, lifts, and McGill-Bombs him to the ground.
The other three students look on in shock and McGill stares right at them and simply says…
Dawn McGill: Boo.
*Mass screaming and hysteria*
The three students trip all over themselves trying to run away.
Final scene: a package of Jack Link’s Original Beef Jerky superimposed over the college student writhing in pain on the ground after being McGill-Bombed.
Announcer: Jack Link’s Beef Jerky. Feed your wild side.
[Cut back to McGill and Suave at the broadcast table. McGill still looks a little peeved following her pre-commercial break confrontation with Kathryn Randall Collins.]
Suave: Well, ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker had an eventful match earlier in the night as she challenged Heartland Champion ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot for the Heartland title.
(Earlier in the night- Heartland Title Match: Lani Harlot © vs. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker)
[…Harlot goes for an Irish whip…Walker thumbs her in the eye. Harlot covers her eye with her hands and stumbles back to the middle of the ring. Walker, clearly frustrated, grabs the MVW rulebook laying in her corner. She looks at Harlot and an evil grin forms on her face. Walker runs from the corner and blasts Harlot in the face with the rulebook.
Referee Jack Zenk immediately calls for the bell and Walker is disqualified…]
[Cut to Tiana’s locker room. She is ripping apart the Missouri Valley Wrestling rulebook.]
Tiana Walker: You know. I tried. I tried real hard. I followed the rules. I followed the rules religiously. But when the referee doesn’t follow the rules, what can you do? When the referees won’t enforce the rules in this book- what can I do? And you people just don’t understand how pro wrestling works. You people booed me. I wasn’t a rule breaker. I was a good guy. But you people booed me.
[Tiana rips out the last page of the rulebook and throws it to the floor.]
Walker: Fine. If the referee won’t follow the rules. If you people are going to boo me even though I follow the rules. Then I’m going to have to take action on my own.
[Tiana holds up a book and shows he camera that it has empty pages inside.]
Walker: I’m going to start making up my own rules.
[Tiana takes a pen and starts writing in the book.]
Walker: Fuck everyone. Do whatever it takes to win.
[Cut back to McGill and Suave at the broadcast table.]
Suave: And we are ready for our next match.
[Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring and announces both teams.]
MATCH #2- MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin/’Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor)
[Backman and Tess to start. Backman charges in right away and Tess counterattacks with the tarantula. The first two minutes saw Tess hit a dive and a head kick. Taylor fired back with a standing moonsault and then missed a top rope moonsault. Dallas pulled Taylor from the ring and Tess hit an Asai moonsault to the floor.
Suave: Who the hell is that?
[Two younger, 20-ish men race down to ringside and Pearl Harbor Tess from behind. They double clothesline her from behind and then throw her into the ring steps. Then they deliver double kicks to the Texas Cowgirl and then hit a double suplex on Dallas. Backman forearms one of the invaders in the back. The other invader throws a left hand to Backman’s stomach and then lariats her to the mat. Then Taylor is hauled up by the pair and thrown into the steel barricade.
Referee Ron Martin immediately throws the match out.]
WINNER- No contest @ 2:30
[Martin calls for MVW Security. But it’s ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann who walks out.]
McMann: Remember when I said I was bringing in the big guns? Well, what better place to find a couple of big guns than in Texas? Meet my muscle. The brawn behind the beauties. Bo Stevens. Part of the great Stevens wrestling family. And Timothy Allen Tebow-
Suave (v/o): No…not THAT one.
McMann: …former SMU quarterback who’s trying overcome his name to find his own success. Together, they’re called T-BO. Missouri Valley Wrestling? You’re on notice. The SEC is here and we’re playing big girl pro wrestling here.
Stevens and Tebow smile and nod. They exit along with McMann.
[Cut back to McGill and Suave at the broadcast table. Suave rolls his eyes.]
Suave: Swell. Back after these messages.
It’s a Carl’s Junior commercial and you know what that means.
The spot starts as Dark and Stormy, Ray McAvay’s valets and wearing the official ‘Show Up. Punch In. Shut Up. Get to Work.’ t-shirts (in white) and Daisy Duke Shorts, stand in McAvay’s corner during a match.
Dawn McGill and Johnny Suave sit at the broadcast table and are commentating on the match as both ladies pull out a Carl’s Jr’s half pound Western Bacon Thickburger and begin to eat in a most sensuous stimulating way.
Dawn McGill: McAvay with the sidewalk slam. What a move…right Johnny? Johnny?
McGill notices that Johnny is otherwise occupied at the moment.
Dawn McGill: Johnny?
Why? Because Johnny’s not watching the action inside the ring. He’s watching the action outside the ring. The house lights inside the Best Arena turn low and a spotlight shines on Stormy, her brown hair ruffling in the artificially produced wind- thanks to a huge off screen fan. Stormy sees Johnny staring at her and waves as she slowly, tantalizingly takes a huge bite from the Western Bacon Thickburger sandwich.
Johnny Suave: It’s only a matter of time, Dawn.
Dawn McGill: What?
Johnny Suave: It’s only a matter of time until one of them spills barbeque sauce on their shirt and then we’ll have a real strip show here.
As if on cue, Dark, her black hair also fluttering in the artificially created breeze, takes a huge bite of her sandwich and a massive glob of barbeque sauce slathered in between the buns slithers out and stains her pearly white t-shirt.
Johnny Suave: See? I told you.
Of course, Dark’s horrified at the development so she slips off her barbeque sauce stained t-shirt and reveals that she’s wearing a barbeque colored bikini top.
Dawn McGill: Well, the action seems to have shifted away from the ring.
Ray McAvay and his unknown opponent have stopped wrestling and lean against the top rope to watch as Stormy takes a sizable bite of her Thickburger. In a shocking development, a major glob of barbeque sauce spills onto her white t-shirt.
Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! Thank you God!
So Stormy also pulls off her barbeque stained white t-shirt off and- surprise, she too has a barbeque colored bikini top on.
Johnny Suave: Thank you! Could this get any better?
Bert the Janitor walks into the scene. He picks up the two soiled white t-shirts and tosses them into his mop bucket. He hands Dark a supersized bottle of barbeque sauce and then moves on. She slowly opens up the bottle and proceeds to pour it all over the burger, all over Stormy’s burger, and then ‘accidently’ spills it all over herself.
Dawn McGill: I don’t know Johnny. It sure looks like she did that on purpose-
Johnny Suave: Accidents happen.
Being the helpful person she is, Stormy tries to clean up the massive mess her friend just made by licking the barbeque sauce off Dark’s chest- of which you can’t tell now if she’s wearing a bikini top or not. In the process, the barbeque sauce ends up spilled all over her chest…and neck…and then her arms.
Announcer Guy (v/o): Two for the price of one.
Watching from the ring, McAvay’s eyes widen and he leans on the top rope to get a closer view. Dawn McGill then gets out of her chair and ‘Gibbs-slaps’ Ray in the back of the head.
Ray McAvay (holding the back of his head): Ow!
Announcer Guy (v/o): Carl’s Junior’s Half Pound Western Thickburger…
Dark begins to undo Stormy’s bikini top.
Announcer Guy (v/o): Only at Carl’s Junior.
Johnny Suave: WAIT! DON’T END THE COMMERCIAL NOW!
Fade to black.
Johnny Suave’s voice: DAMMIT!
[Cut to a video of a MVW training session. Dawn McGill is walking around as several young wrestlers are going through their paces.]
Suave (v/o): Since the subject came up earlier, I thought it’d be an opportune time to play this backstage video of how Dawn McGill is working hard with our up and coming wrestlers.
[Cut then to Dawn talking with Hannah Lancer- a MVW wrestler who’s usually featured in the first or second matches of the house shows.]
Hannah Lancer (voiceover): Dawn has been awesome with us. She takes a lot of time to help me and I’ve learned so much from her in a short time.
[Cut to Airline Amie. She’s on the top rope and preparing for her big move- the Kamikaze Dive.]
Airline Amie (v/o): Dawn’s incredibly patient. She came up with this move for me and it’s taken a while for me to perfect it.
(Airline Amie vs. Terry Sargent- MVW House Show- Houghton, MI) [Sargent is slowly moving but still lying on her back on the mat. Airline Amie spreads her arms wide and springs off the top turnbuckle with her finisher- the ‘swan-dive’ move she calls the Kamikaze Dive. Sargent though sees her flying in the air and alertly rolls out of the impact zone. Airline Amie crash-lands on the mat.]
Airline Amie (v/o): Obviously, I’ve still got some kinks to work out. But Dawn’s working with me.
[Cut to Dawn via videotape.]
Dawn McGill: Yeah. Amie is still working at it. But she’s a good listener.
[Cut to Kirsten Canfield. Canfield is the newest wrestler to join Jill Berg Enterprises.]
Kirsten Canfield: Dawn’s been a big influence. When I interned here this summer, she was always available to me whenever I had questions about a match. She’s one of the big reasons I signed up with MVW.
[Cut to Kari Ferguson- before she joined up with Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Consortium.]
Kari Ferguson: Oh. Dawn took me under her wing and worked a lot with me on the basics. I definitely needed the extra help and she’s been more than willing to spend extra time with me.
[Cut to Kevin G. Briscoe- co-booker and part owner of MVW.]
Kevin G. Briscoe: When we brought Dawn in, we saw an immediate improvement in the in-ring performances- especially our younger, inexperienced wrestlers. As the Director of Talent Development, she’s going to have a bigger platform to really get our in-ring act in order. One of the best decisions we’ve made bringing her in. We’re going to obviously miss her when she goes on maternity leave in a few months.
[Cut to another training session. Dawn oversees Kari Ferguson and Hannah Lancer sparring with each other with Airline Amie standing next to McGill and listening.]
[Cut back to Suave and McGill at the broadcast table.]
Suave: So take that Kathryn Randall Collins.
McGill: You know. If you want help, I’ll give you the time. But I’m not going to sit here and be told that I’m showing favoritism to other people because they take the time to SHOW UP.
Suave: And with that, it’s time for our main event.
[Cut to Kimber Marshall in the ring. She brings out the four contestants.]
MAIN EVENT-FATAL FOUR WAY/#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR MVW TITLE:
Jill Berg (Jill Berg Enterprises) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (Green World Order), ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and Kari Ferguson (The SEC-Sports Entertainment Consortium)
The first one who pins one of the other three wins the match.
Both the Green World Order (Code Pink, Peta from PETA, Soccer Mom, PeaceNic, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and New Age Sensitive Guy and Jill Berg Enterprises (Hallie Burton, Kirsten Canfield, Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Sheline Carrigan, and Angels of Death: Angel Scott/Angel Casey) are at ringside.
Also there, Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless, T-BO (Bo Stevens/Timothy Allen Tebow), and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann for the Sports Entertainment Consortium.
Iris and KRC begin with brawling while Ferguson attacks Jill Berg. Ferguson then clothesline KC. Iris and Jill Berg trade punches with Berg getting the upper hand with a spinning heel kick. KRC is on the attack. Running shoulder to the gut of Iris followed by a delayed…vertical suplex! KRC follows with an Argentine backbreaker on Iris. KRC then reserves Berg’s whip attempt. KRC picks Berg up and hits a sit out slam! KRC covers and Ferguson breaks it up.
Iris charges forward. She sends KRC and herself out with a clothesline. Then the GWO get involved and Code Pink and KRC try for the double suplex. Iris counters and suplexes Code Pink and KRC on the floor. Berg and Ferguson then hit dual suicide dives into KRC and Iris! They jump in on the attack and it’s a brawl outside the ring. Ferguson follows with an aerial attack from the ring apron on KRC. Berg snaps off a spinning heel kick to Iris and then Ferguson from behind hits a German Suplex on KRC! Ferguson pulls KRC into the ring and covers…referee Davey Keels gets to two before KRC kicks out. Grapevine pin by Ferguson. NO! The GWO again intervene. Code Pink and Peta from PETA hit Double Stomps off the top on Ferguson. KRC covers. No, Berg races in and makes the save.
Back in action as Iris and Ferguson are brawling on the outside and KRC gets Berg in the air and rocks her with a running powerslam! KRC gathers Ferguson and goes for a suplex but Ferguson hits the schoolboy kick into KRC. Atomic Drop to KRC. Ferguson goes up top and misses the stomp into KRC but rolls through with a single leg. Iris cuts Ferguson off the top but Ferguson manages to slap on a cloverleaf. Berg again makes the save and then chops Ferguson! Ferguson fires back! Berg hits the Enzugiri and KRC spears Ferguson! Iris goes for the Future Shock on KRC and KRC reverses and tosses Iris to the corner. KRC misses the charge and then eats a flying lariat off the top rope across the ring by Ferguson! KRC up and runs Iris over! KRC covers- two count only! KRC peels Iris up and smashes her into the corner. She steps on Queen Cool’s throat and hooks the head, snapping off the suplex with the floatover. KRC cover no only a two- broken up by Iris.
Headlock by KRC to Iris. Iris fights to stand up as she hits the corner and KRC wraps the torso and powerslams Iris. Ferguson runs in and KRC sends her across the ring. Berg ducks a lariat attempt by KRC and runs right into Ferguson. Ferguson wraps for a German suplex and turns it into an overhead belly to belly sending KRC bouncing out of the ring!
Ferguson misses the spear to Berg and hits the ring post! Schoolboy from Berg, close kickout by Ferguson! Berg sets for a spinning heel kick. The Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless draw referee Davey Keels’s attention. T-BO in the ring. They spin Berg around and crack her over the head with a ‘foreign object’. She collapses to the mat. Ferguson covers…T-BO get out of the ring. JBE up to the ring apron. Referee Davey Keels makes the count and hits three before JBE can break it up.
WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE MVW TITLE: Kari Ferguson @ 12:50
[The Bayless twins, T-BO, and Mr. McMann hit the ring to celebrate with Ferguson.]
[Cut to Suave and McGill at the broadcast table.]
Suave: Kari Ferguson pulls off the unlikely victory and she’ll face MVW champion Lady Halitosis in three weeks for the title. What a night!
McGill: I can’t believe Kari did it. Part of me is happy for her. Part of me is pissed about the way that she did it.
Suave: Next month, MVWA 66 will come from the Qwest Center in Omaha, Nebraska. By then, we may have a new champion. Will Kari be the new champion at MVWA 66?
McGill: We’ll find out on October 17th in Kansas City.
Suave: Okay, for Dawn McGill, I’m Johnny Suave. Thanks for tuning in. We’ll see you next month in Omaha for MVWA 66. So long, everyone.