MVW House Show
Saturday September 19th, 2015
The show starts with a videotape of what happened the night before between ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker and Anna Conda in their tag match against Ninja Kitty and Regina McGill
Last night in Green Bay:
McGill takes Conda by the back of the head…Conda ducks out and runs to the corner and slaps Walker in the face- also tagging her back into the match. Walker drops the rulebook. She turns and starts yelling at Conda. Conda flips Walker off and jumps down from the apron to head back to the locker room.
‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker starts the show in the ring and she’s got the Missouri Valley Wrestling rulebook in her hand. Walker wants to know why there are rules in the rulebook when the referees don’t adhere to them. She’s tired of wrestling matches against opponents who don’t follow the rules and referees who won’t enforce the rules. The crowd, predictably, boos which makes Walker even more upset. Walker asks again if she follows the rules…and then she holds up the rulebook again for emphasis…why aren’t people cheering for her? She’s the good guy.
Anna Conda comes out and she has a few things to say. Conda calls Walker a narcissistic, obsessive compulsive twit and she never wants to team with her ever again. Conda says when she comes out to wrestle, she’s all business. When Walker comes out, she wants to debate every minute point in the rulebook instead of wrestling.
Conda: As God as my witness, I actually can empathize with Hollywood Starlet Miley Vyrus.
Walker says she can find another tag team partner. Conda is skeptical so she lays out a challenge. She’ll find a partner. Walker can try to find a tag team partner. And they’ll meet later on tonight.
Maxie Perry vs. Andrea Allen
-Perry kicks off the night with a win against a local worker Andrea Allen.
WINNER: Maxie Perry @ 5:28
Airline Amie vs. Terry Sargent
-The Intercontinental High Flying Flight Attendant picked up a nice win last night in Green Bay. Could she repeat the trick against the veteran Terry Sargent?
Match Finish:…Sargent is slowly moving but still lying on her back on the mat. Airline Amie spreads her arms wide and springs off the top turnbuckle with her finisher- the ‘swan-dive’ move she calls the Kamikaze Dive. Sargent though sees her flying in the air and alertly rolls out of the impact zone. Airline Amie crash-lands on the mat. Sargent immediately grabs her leg and locks Amie in the STF. Still stunned by her miscue off the top rope, Airline Amie has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER: Terry Sargent @7:43
Ninja Kitty vs. Winnie De Jeung
-De Jeung continues her tryout with MVW as Director of Talent Development Dawn McGill has brought her back for a third look. Tonight, De Jeung gets a stern test in the form of the ultra-quick Ninja Kitty.
Match Finish:…De Jeung tries to wrench the arm. Ninja Kitty does a standing flip and then kicks the back of De Jeung’s leg and causes it to buckle. Ninja Kitty does a back flip and launches herself into the ropes. She comes flying off the rope and dips the shoulder into De Jeung’s chest sending her tumbling off her feet. Ninja rolls her over and hooks the leg…1…2…3.
WINNER: Ninja Kitty @ 6:24
On the video screen, Walker knocks on the door at the Jill Berg Enterprises dressing room. The door opens and Hallie Burton peeks her head out. Walker asks if she’ll tag with her. Burton tells her to wait and she’ll be back with her decision. The door slams.
Kirsten Canfield/Daisy Cutter-Bomb vs. Cherry Koch/Storm Fitch
-McGill stayed out to watch Koch and Fitch for the second night. Canfield and DCB are the new kids on the block at Jill Berg Enterprises and tagging together for the first time.
Match Finish:…Koch with an armbar to Daisy who’s on one knee. Daisy begins to power up. She slowly pushes off the mat and regains her footing. Fitch rolls in and throws a right hand to Daisy. Daisy then thrust kicks Fitch in the calf area. Fitch down. Koch tries to cinch up the armbar but Daisy back kicks her breaking the hold. Daisy whirls around with a right arm extended out and clotheslines Koch to the mat. She pulls Koch up and puts her head between her knees…she lifts…and hits her Daisy Cutter Power Bomb. Koch is out of breath on the mat. Daisy sticks her boot on her chest…referee Davey Keels makes the count…1…2…3.
WINNER: Kirsten Canfield/Daisy Cutter-Bomb @ 8:50
Following the match, the Green World Order file out. Kathryn Randall Collins. Then Peta from PETA, Code Pink, Soccer Mom, PeaceNic with ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and New Age Sensitive Guy. They surround the ring and trap Canfield and DCB inside.
KRC on the microphone. Collins directs her comments to Canfield first. She tells the Wichita State student that when she chose Jill Berg Enterprises- she chose incorrectly. KRC says the Green World Order is going to remake Missouri Valley Wrestling in their own image and brags that they’ve already accomplished their first objective- getting the MVW title off of JBE CEO Jill Berg. KRC’s next objective- getting the TV Title belt back off of Sheline Carrigan- ‘someone else who’ll soon pay for the lack of vision’ says the former Television champion.
KRC then addresses what she calls the biggest problem- the disparity and inherent unfairness of results between JBE and the GWO.
Dawn McGill: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
McGill strolls out and can’t believe what she’s just heard. She reiterates to KRC what she said the night before in Green Bay.
Last Night in Green Bay.
McGill holds up a list of wrestlers scheduled to come in and work out for her- the GWO is on the list. She says no one from the GWO bothered to show up.
McGill: You want to get better at this. I’m here for you. You want to come out here and complain about losing matches and not put in the work? I don’t want to hear it.
McGill notes that no one showed up again today.
McGill: “It’s hard to take your claim seriously when no one is apparently interested in improving themselves in the ring.”
KRC objects. McGill just shakes her head and leaves. Collins tells Canfield and Daisy that unfortunately, they’re the ones who’ll have to pay the price, be the example that the GWO has to make. Everyone climbs into the ring leaving Canfield and Daisy no escape route. Then the cavalry arrives. Actually, it’s just the Television Champion Sheline Carrigan.
Carrigan tears into the ring and tackles Code Pink- who glitter bombed her the night before. KRC starts over but Daisy Cutter Bomb unleashes a vicious clothesline on her. DCB then kicks Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete in the balls, doubling them over. Canfield hits a neckbreaker on Peta from PETA. Soccer Mom then clubs Canfield in the back of the head sending her to the mat. New Age Sensitive Guy stomps on Canfield…and then apologizes. PeaceNic hangs out in a corner and chants non-violent mantras.
JBE CEO Jill Berg, Hallie Burton, and Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) high tail it to the ring as well along with MVW security to break up yet another pull apart brawl between Jill Berg Enterprises and the Green World Order.
KRC gets back on the microphone and challenges Berg and the AoD to a match. Referee Ron Martin arrives on scene and we’ve got a match.
Jill Berg/Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins/Peta from PETA/Code Pink
-The bell rings but the result is the same. KRC clocks referee Ron Martin after the bell and the GWO attack JBE again. Carrigan literally pulls Code Pink out of the ring and assaults her on the floor. MVW security rush back down and it takes several minutes to clear the ring.
WINNER: No Contest @ 3:00
After the ring is cleared, ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker is in the ring and holds up an envelope. Walker says that she’s asked just about everyone in the back and for some strange reason, no one wants to be her partner. So she’s going to do it the old fashioned way- with cold, hard cash for the person who steps up and agrees to team up with her later on.
MVW co-bookers Corrina Romanov and Kevin G. Briscoe come to the ring to tend to some business. Briscoe reminds the fans inside the John J. MacInnes Student Ice Arena that tonight’s main event would be The Kentucky Deerhunters (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor). He adds that Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless would be facing the Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) tonight as well. The winners of the two matches will meet in Joliet, Illinois Wednesday night for a shot at the tag title next Saturday at MVWA 65.
Briscoe then announces that the main event Wednesday will be a #1 Contender’s Fatal Four Way match with the winner facing MVW Champion Lady Halitosis at MVWA 65. The contestants will be: Jill Berg (Jill Berg Enterprises), Kathryn Randall Collins (Green World Order), ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and Kari Ferguson (The SEC-Sports Entertainment Consortium)
Anna Conda/MVW Heartland Champion Lani Harlot vs. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker/TBD
-Conda and Harlot are introduced first. Then Walker. And then…Blake Varney??? Varney walks down and climbs into the ring. The first thing she does is hold out her hand. Walker hands her the envelope full of cash. The bell rings. How would Varney fare?
Varney would spend the lion’s share of the time in the ring while Walker…you guessed it…kept a long-running debate with referee Davey Keels. Varney hung in there but every time she tried to tag out, Walker was preoccupied with shoving the rulebook in Keels’s face. Varney finally stomped over to the corner and tagged Walker in against Conda. Conda went over and grabbed on to Walker’s arm. Walker then turned and blasted Conda in the face with the rulebook. Keels called for the bell right away and that was the match.
WINNER BY DQ: Anna Conda/MVW Heartland Champion Lani Harlot @ 5:14
Post match, Walker slugged Keels with the rulebook. Harlot then hit Walker from behind with a steel chair and then slapped on the White Trash Compactor before leaving Walker in a crumpled mess in the ring.
Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) vs. The Lingerie Girls (Brandi and Wendi Bayless) with Mr. McMann
-Mr. McMann objected to the Bayless twins, all glammed up and ready for their next photo shoot, having to take on the rough and ready MVFC. McDermott gets up in his grill and then welcomes him with a Glasgow Kiss. The Bayless sisters attack and the match starts. Surprisingly, Brandi and Wendi stay up with Davisson/McDermott in the early going but the MVFC continue to grind down their more glamorous counterparts.
Match Finish…Davisson has Wendi in a front facelock. McDermott has Brandi in the Indian Deathlock. Kari Ferguson runs down to the ring with a make up kit and throws powder in McDermott’s eyes, blinding her. Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and the Lingerie Girls are disqualified.
WINNER VIA DQ: Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) @ 10:15
Davisson then releases Wendi and goes over to Ferguson. She lifts her up by the shirt. Brandi pulls herself up and locks in a choke hold on Davisson. Ferguson lays in the boots as Davisson is slowly driven to her knees. Then she pulls more powder out of her makeup kit and blows it in Davisson’s eyes, blinding her as well.
MAIN EVENT-The Kentucky Deerhunters (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor)
-Two more hard hitting MVW tag teams face off. The Deerhunters are gunning for a title shot. Backman Taylor Powerdrive are on a roll and taking care of business. Who would face the Missouri Valley Fight Club Wednesday night for a MVW Tag Team title shot?
Match Finish:…Foster then goes up, but Backman catches her in mid-air. Foster adjusts and rolls over Backman with a sunset flip. Davey Keels makes the count and Backman kicks out at two. Back up for a rana, but Foster rolls through for two. Backman back up and smacks Foster with a right hand. Then she hits the Liger Bomb on the Deerhunter and makes the cover. Keels counts to two. Backman then catches Foster by surprise with a rolling cradle. Keels counts…1…2…3.
WINNER: Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor) @ 11:11
This Wednesday Night in Joliet, IL
Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match
Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor) vs. Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott)
Main Event/MVW Title #1 Contender’s Match/Fatal Four Way:
Jill Berg (Jill Berg Enterprises), Kathryn Randall Collins (Green World Order), ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and Kari Ferguson (The SEC-Sports Entertainment Consortium)