MVW House Show
Green Bay, WI
Friday September 18th, 2015
With the main event at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Green Bay house show being the Television Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan representing Jill Berg Enterprises versus former TV champion Kathryn Randall Collins of the Green World Order, the backstage atmosphere could be best described with a palpable tenseness. The last cycle of matches between Carrigan and KRC cumulated a rancorous battle between JBE and the GWO over the TV belts.
Ever since the GWO played a major part in Angels of Death (JBE) losing the tag belts to ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, they’ve continued to be a thorn, an irritant to Jill Berg Enterprises. Tonight, would there be a flashpoint that sets off the JBE-GWO war again in earnest?
Airline Amie vs. Winnie De Jeung
-Winnie’s second tryout match saw her go up against the high flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant Airline Amie- herself coming off an unexpected upset loss to the veteran Maxie Perry on Wednesday night. Would De Jeung catch Amie off guard and pick off the young MVW star?
Nope. From the second her theme music, Loop de Loop by the Beach Boys, heralded her arrival, Airline Amie looked to atone for her performance on Wednesday night.
Match Finish: …De Jeung lies prone on the mat. Airline Amie climbs to the top corner turnbuckle. She spreads out her arms and then launches herself into the air, hitting a ‘swan dive’-type maneuver called the Kamikaze Dive and lands on De Jeung’s stomach-knocking the air out of her. Amie hooks the legs. The referee slides in for the count…1…2…3
WINNER: Airline Amie @ 8:43
Maxie Perry/Terry Sargent vs. Cherry Koch/Storm Fitch
-Koch and Fitch are also getting a look by MVW Director of Talent Development Dawn McGill- this is Fitch’s second tryout. Both acquit themselves reasonably well as McGill watches from the side.
Match Finish: …Koch whips Perry into the ropes and bends down waiting for her to come back out. Perry leaps up and over Koch and grabs her by the waist, rolling herself into a sitting position and pulling Koch to the mat on her back. Perry holds on. The referee makes the count. And there’s your match.
WINNER: Maxie Perry/Terry Sargent @ 7:55
Dawn McGill then talks with Koch and Fitch about the match off to the side before she climbs into the ring and calls out both Anna Conda and ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker. Conda and Walker both come to the ring from opposite sides. They had teamed up the previous Saturday in Albert Lea, MN for a tag match against Backman Taylor Powerdrive. Conda was furious with Walker because she spent most of the match arguing with the referee leaving her to fend off both members of BTP by herself.
Of course, Walker also had the same issue with the Hollywood Starlet Miley Vyrus a month or so back.
McGill implored both women to forget about what happened last week and to give the pairing another shot. Walker- agreed. Conda? Major reservations. But in the end, Conda also chose to give Walker one more shot.
Ninja Kitty/Regina McGill vs. Anna Conda/’By the Book’ Tiana Walker
-Ninja K and Dawn’s kid sister Regina were the opposition. Would the Conda/Walker pairing work this time?
Match Finish: …in her corner, Walker sticks the MVW rulebook in Referee Davey Keels’ face, obstructing his view of the match. McGill takes Conda by the back of the head…Conda ducks out and runs to the corner and slaps Walker in the face- also tagging her back into the match. Walker drops the rulebook. She turns and starts yelling at Conda. Conda flips Walker off and jumps down from the apron to head back to the locker room.
Walker shouts at her again. McGill comes up from behind and grabs her around the waist. She pulls Walker through the ropes into the ring. Walker jumps back up and pushes McGill back- not realizing that Ninja Kitty had leapt onto the top turnbuckle. Ninja Kitty jumps all the way across the ring with a missile drop kick that connects, spinning Walker around before she collapses in the ring. McGill covers…Keels counts…1…2…3.
WINNER: Ninja Kitty/Regina McGill @ 7:25
Kirsten Canfield (Jill Berg Enterprises) vs. Soccer Mom (Green World Order)
-Canfield’s first match since she inked a part time contract with MVW and then signed on with Jill Berg Enterprises. Soccer Mom rides out in a custom mini-van shouting “IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN!” Would Canfield have ring rust after being away from action for over a month?
Match Finish: …Soccer Mom with a stinging right hand. Canfield is driven to the mat. Soccer Mom to the corner. She shouts out “IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN!’ for the seventh time in the match. She turns back to Canfield who’s waiting for her. Canfield jumps into the air and propels her feet into Soccer Mom’s chest sending her reeling back into the ropes. Soccer Mom staggers back off the ropes towards Canfield who swoops in behind her and locks in a sleeper hold. Soccer Mom frantically tries to escape. Her Green World Order mates (Code Pink, New Age Sensitive Guy, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and Peta from PETA) race down to the ring. All four slide in and attack Canfield from behind. Referee Ron Martin immediately calls for the bell and disqualifies Soccer Mom.
WINNER: Kirsten Canfield @ 10:15
Post match, the GWO beat down continues until AC/DC’s ‘If You Want Blood’ begins to play and Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) run down the ramp with fellow Jill Berg Enterprises colleagues Hallie Burton and CEO Jill Berg. Scott and Casey square off with Code Pink and Lee while Burton tackles New Age Sensitive Guy. Jill Berg snaps off a spinning heel kick and knocks out Peta from PETA. Canfield gets back to her feet and launches Soccer Mom through the ropes and out of the ring.
GreenPete and PeaceNic come to the ring and complain that the GWO can’t seem to win matches. Code Pink joins them and calls it a conspiracy bought and paid for by Jill Berg Enterprises money.
This bring Dawn McGill back out again. McGill calls their claim absolute bullshit and tells the crowd that not only has she been working with the younger wrestlers and helping them polish their skills, she’s also been working with some of the experienced talent.
Code Pink cuts her off and calls her a traitor for giving up her wrestling career to be a ‘baby incubator’ for her husband. Then she says McGill is biased because she hasn’t spent any time with the GWO.
McGill holds up a list of wrestlers scheduled to come in and work out for her- the GWO is on the list. She says no one from the GWO bothered to show up.
McGill: You want to get better at this. I’m here for you. You want to come out here and complain about losing matches and not put in the work? I don’t want to hear it.
Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) vs. Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey)
-A battle between two teams jostling for another shot at the MVW Tag Team belts. In typical MVFC style, Davisson and McDermott grind it out with the four time MVW tag champions in a long, but entertaining, match.
Match Finish:…right hand by Davisson. Forearm smash by Angel Scott. Outside the ring. Angel Casey goes to whip Carrieanne McDermott into the ring post but McDermott reverses and slings Casey into the steel barricade. Davisson and Scott continue to slug it out in the ring. Casey is slumped against the barricade, McDermott runs towards her and jumps, she connects with a high leg to Casey’s face against the steel. Casey slides down into a ball on the floor.
Davisson now in control with an arm bar. Scott tries to kick out. Davisson then wrenchs the arm behind Scott’s back and powers her into the corner. She spins out. Grabs her by the neck and sits out hitting the Kick Stand (Scorpion Death Drop). Davisson rolls over and covers…1…2…3.
WINNER: Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) @ 15:37
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann walks out with his stable of wrestlers- Kari Ferguson and Lingerie Girls Brandi and Wendi Bayless. All three are dressed in what McMann calls appropriate ‘sports entertainment’ attire ie…models masquerading as wrestlers with loads of makeup and skimpy clothing. McMann heralds his group as the future of Missouri Valley Wrestling.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, one half of the MVW Tag Team Champions, comes out and disputes McMann’s assertion. Martin calls Missouri Valley Wrestling a home for women’s wrestling action- not sports entertainment, and she’s going to prove it tonight.
McMann laughs and then calls Kari Ferguson, a MVW rookie, over. McMann calls Ferguson the future MVW Champion because men will want to see her as the face of Missouri Valley Wrestling- not someone who looks like Lady Halitosis. Then McMann tells Ferguson to kiss him- she obliges in true sports entertainment fashion but then the MVW Champion Lady Halitosis storms the ring and drives a double fist into Ferguson’s back.
The bell rings and we’re off.
Kari Ferguson/Lingerie Girls (Brandi and Wendi Bayless) w/’Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann vs. MVW Champion Lady Halitosis/MVW Tag Team Champions ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin/’Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
-Six woman tag action. Ferguson is loaded with raw talent. The Bayless twins have been the epitome of what McMann sells- looks over ability. Ferguson stays away from Lady Halitosis and spends the bulk of the match facing Martin and Dallas as the tag champions quickly switch in and out.
Match Finish:…Lady Halitosis finally tags in with Ferguson in the ring after spending most of the match on the outside munching on a raw onion. She goes right after Kari and tries to use her insane bad breath to get an advantage. Ferguson manages to duck and move to the side. Brandi Bayless pops Lady Halitosis in the mouth with a right hand closed fist. Then Wendi jumps in behind the MVW Champion and Brandi hits a drop kick that sends Lady Halitosis toppling over her. Ferguson hooks the legs but Haley Dallas runs through and pushes her off the champion. Referee Ron Martin has seen enough and calls for the bell.
WINNER BY DQ: Kari Ferguson/Lingerie Girls (Brandi and Wendi Bayless) @ 9:32
Dallas Texas Lariats Brandi Bayless. Tess gets in the ring and hits a Pizza Cutter on Ferguson. Then she goes searching for McMann who’s wisely vacated the premises.
MAIN EVENT-MVW Television Title Match ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © w/Jill Berg Enterprises vs. Kathryn Randall Collins w/Green World Order
-This would be a classic battle. Both factions (Jill Berg Enterprises and the Green World Order) were represented in each corner. Could KRC regain the TV title from an in-form Carrigan?
KRC tries to vary the pace of the match and keep Carrigan off balance. It works for a while. As the match progresses and the tension builds even more, Carrigan takes control of the match. Referee Davey Keels did his best to keep order and more important, tried to avoid a disqualification finish. Would he succeed?
Match Finish:…Carrigan with a front facelock on KRC. She lifts…snap suplex. Carrigan lifted KRC up and then in one swift movement brings her over and slams her to the mat. She goes over and drags KRC to the middle of the ring. Carrigan puts Collins’ head between her legs…in comes Code Pink…she sets off a Glitter Bomb in the ring. Keels immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER BY DQ AND STILL TV CHAMPION: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan @ 11:22
Peta from PETA, Soccer Mom, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and New Age Sensitive Guy flood the ring and attack a blinded Carrigan. Jill Berg Enterprises CEO Jill Berg, Angel Scott, and Hallie Burton wade in. Then the JBE newcomer, Daisy Cutter-Bomb races from the back to the ring. Jill Berg with a spinning heel kick to Soccer Mom. Peta from PETA tries to grab Berg. She back kicks Peta in the groin. Then snaps off a spinning heel kick and takes Peta out. Daisy in the ring. She low blows New Age Sensitive Guy. Then she lifts him in the air and slams him to the mat with a Daisy Cutter Powerbomb! Daisy turns to Brock Cole Lee. Kick to the balls. Lift. Daisy Cutter Powerbomb! KRC throws a forearm to Daisy’s back. Hallie Burton then takes KRC in a reverse facelock and drops to the mat- Death Drop of Mass Destruction as MVW security arrive ringside and the show comes to an end.