PCW: Political Championship Wrestling End of the World PPV- 10th Anniversary/Reunion/Finale- Part Two

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PART TWO

[CUT TO: Suave and McGill at the broadcast desk.]

Johnny Suave:
And we’re back at PCW End of the World. If you just missed the huge announcement just a moment ago, Julliet Brooks is here in PCW tonight and she’s going to team with Scott Stevens against PCW Alumni Ray McAvay and an opponent to be named later on in the show in a Special Attraction Main Event match.

Dawn McGill:
Yeah, we’re working on that right now.

Johnny Suave:
We’ve hit the home stretch and now it’s time for the PCW Factions tag match.

Dawn McGill:
I’m looking forward to this one Johnny.

Johnny Suave:
Let’s go to Kimber Marshall.

[CUT TO Kimber Marshall ready to introduce the next match.]

Kimber Marshall:
Ladies and gentlemen. Our next match is a three way tag team match. The first team who pins one of the other two teams wins the match. Introducing first…

*”Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen comes on*

Kimber Marshall:
Representing the Labor Alliance. Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker.

**Big Labor- HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 305, HOME: New York City, NY FIN: Scabbuster
**James the Jeep Worker- HT: 5’10″, WT: 221, HOME: Toledo, OH FIN: Picket Line

[Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker appear on stage. The duo are accompanied by some special guests.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
And look who’s here. Lincoln Chafee, the former governor from Rhode Island. Martin O’Malley, the former governor of Maryland. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. And former Senator Jim Webb. Jim Webb defeated George Allen at PCW Extreme Election 2006 in an incredible suitcase match where Webb grabbed the suitcase just as the ladder fell away to win the match.

[Chafee, O’Malley, Sanders, and Webb escort Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker to the ring.]

Kimber Marshall:
Our next contestants, representing Big Business.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Ah yes. No one likes Big Oil. And I’m sure Big Oil is not happy that gas prices have fallen back to around two dollars a gallon either.

[Big Oil, hair slicked back with oil, scowls at the crowd as he ambles his large frame out onto the stage.]

Kimber Marshall:
Big Oil. And the ’The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Mancrush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit!

[Walstreit, looking dapper, walks out holding up a velvet painting of Kirk Herbstreit for everyone to see.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
There’s something wrong with that man.

**Big Oil- HT: 6′ 11″ WT: 323, HOME: Houston, TX FIN: Oklahoma Driller (modified piledriver)
**Kirk Walstreit- HT: 6-2  WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY FIN: Stock Market Plunge

[Following Walstreit out is a string of men and one woman.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Um? How many Republicans running are there?

Johnny Suave (v/o):
A lot. They’re filling up the stage. I see former Florida Governor Jeb Bush. Ben Carson. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Carly Fiorina.

[Big Oil and Walstreit start towards the ring. The Republican candidates follow.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Ohio Governor John Kasich. Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

[Big Oil and Walstreit get through okay. But the candidates? There’s a bottleneck with the number of people trying to get through.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Like herding cattle.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Or cats.

Kimber Marshall:
And our final tag team.

“Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men.
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again.
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There’s a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!”

[As the final Republican candidate finally moves along, Charlie Blackwell and William Daniels Bryan walk out along with ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay, Ken Worth- American Trucker, and Dave the Mechanic while ‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ continues to play from the musical Les Miserables.]

Kimber Marshall:
The Populist of the Platte- William Daniels Bryan. Charlie Blackwell. They are Les Miserables!

**William Daniels Bryan- HT: 5’10″  WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick
**Charlie Blackwell- HT: 6’4” WT: 220, HOME: Dallas, Texas FIN: Katahajime (Tazzmission)

[Blackwell, Bryan, McAvay, Worth, and Dave the Mechanic continue to file on down towards the ring.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
I remember when Charlie Blackwell debuted at Dream Wrestling in 2009. He weighed all of one hundred and sixty-five pounds.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
He was a stick. Literally. But now look at him.

*The chorus to the Bobby Bare song ‘Tequila Sheila’ begins to play.*

Johnny Suave (v/o):
We have a late arrival?

“Pour me another tequila…

Crowd:
SHEILA!

[And if by magic, Tequila Sheila, Dave the Mechanic’s long time valet appears on the stage. She runs down the aisle to catch up with the rest of Les Miserables.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
All right.  The gang’s all here. Blackwell and Bryan are in the ring. We are just about ready to go.

[A medium shot shows that the ring is just about surrounded with presidential candidates who way outnumber Les Miserables at ringside.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
It’s like a political lumberjack match.

[Big Oil rips the microphone away from Kimber Marshall and the crowd reacts very negatively.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Oh. Big Oil wants to talk.

Big Oil:
Oh shut up. You people make me sick.

[The booing gets louder.]

Crowd Chant:
Two dollar gas.
Two dollar gas.

Big Oil:
You ingrates. You selfish, unappreciative, ungrateful bottom feeders. You know you should be paying at least double the price of gas you’re paying right now.

Crowd Chants:
Two dollar gas.

Two dollar gas.

Big Oil:
Keep going you fucking losers. You’re getting a free ride at the expense of the oil industry. You should be kissing my ass right now because if it wasn’t for oil, you couldn’t drive to your mindless activities and live your meaningless lives.

Crowd Chants:
Two dollar gas.

Two dollar gas.

Big Oil:
Because of your pathetic greed, poor oil company executives won’t be able to afford the brand new issue, start of the art, thirty room mansions they should be able to afford. They’ll only be able to afford a twenty room mansion- all because of you.

[Debris starts flying into the ring.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Maybe they should start the match now?

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Good idea.

Big Oil:
When you go to the gas station. You should pay them double what they’re charging you-

[WHAM! From behind, Charlie Blackwell blasts Big Oil with a steel-folding chair. The microphone goes flying across the ring and the referee immediately calls for the bell.]

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THREE WAY TAG DANCE/PCW FACTIONS: LES MISERABLES (Charlie Blackwell/William Daniels Bryan) vs. BIG BUSINESS (Big Oil/’The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Mancrush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit) vs. LABOR ALLIANCE (Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker)

[DING-DING]

[Blackwell gives Big Oil a steel chair facial.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
BLACKWELL WITH A SECOND CHAIR SHOT AND BIG OIL STAGGERS INTO THE CORNER.

[Blackwell raises the chair for a third shot but a meaty pair of hands grabs the legs of the chair.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
WHAT’S BIG LABOR DOING? HE TAKES THE CHAIR.

[*CLANG* He winds up and potatoes Big Oil- who leaves a streak of oil on the turnbuckle as he slides to a sitting position in the corner. Big Labor turns and levels Blackwell with the chair as well. Turning his attention back to Big Oil, Big Labor stomps at him repeatedly. Behind him, Blackwell rolls away and tries to regain his bearings. Outside the ring, Scott Walker (R-WI) and Chris Christie (R-NJ) yell something at Big Labor. He flips both off and kicks Big Oil in the gut.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
So that’s how it feels when oil prices drop this far low.

[Big Labor doesn’t see Kirk Walstreit step through the ropes behind him. Walstreit sneaks up and low bridges Big Labor. He spins around, grabs Big Labor by the neck, and drops to the mat.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Walstreit comes in and drops Big Labor with a neckbreaker. That’ll make the herd of Republicans happy.

[The sixteen Republicans at ringside clap their approval. Big Oil pulls himself off the mat and locks up with Blackwell in the middle of the ring. Big Oil powers Blackwell into the corner and unleashes a vicious chop to the chest. Big Labor then dips his shoulder and drives into Big Oil’s lower back- shoving him straight into Blackwell. Big Labor spins Big Oil around and unloads a right hand that sends him back into Blackwell- stuck in the corner.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Blackwell’s trapped. And what are they doing?

[Martin O’Malley, Jim Webb, and Lincoln Chaffee have all latched onto Blackwell’s legs. Charlie beats on their arms with his fists and then gets squashed again when Big Labor whips Big Oil into the corner. Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders climbs up to the top turnbuckle.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Um…what is Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders doing on the top turnbuckle?

[Sanders jumps and drops an elbow on Blackwell- who simply gives a ‘WTF?’ look back at the senator.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Blackwell seems to have shaken off the elbow drop Johnny.

[Big Labor launches himself forward, arm extended to clothesline Blackwell. Blackwell ducks. Big Labor whiffs. Big Labor then hits Senator Sanders. Sanders gets crunched against the turnbuckle. Blackwell rolls away and tags in Bryan. Big Oil hits Big Labor with a clubbing right hand to the middle of the back.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
To their credit, O’Malley and Webb pull Sanders out of the ring.

[Big Labor fires back with a right hand. Big Oil responds in kind. William Daniels Bryan simply stands off and watches both men go at it. Big Labor takes the advantage with a side headlock. Big Oil pushes Big Labor away and into the ropes. Big Labor responds with a big boot to the face when Big Oil goes for a back body drop. Bryan jumps in and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Big Oil. He goes right for the cover but Big Labor pulls Bryan off. Then he covers. Big Oil kicks out.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Both big men look winded and are looking to tag out.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Probably a good idea. Both haven’t had a lot of ring time of late.

[Big Labor turns in James the Jeep Worker. Big Oil brings in Walstreit.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Bryan goes to work on James. Lock up into an armdrag. Walstreit tries to sneak in. Bryan throws James to the side and slams Walstreit to the floor. Blackwell sets up two chairs.

[Bryan side-to-side and slightly behind Walstreit facing in the opposite direction. He lifts Walstreit up with one arm and swings him 180° to the opposite side and then falls onto him, slamming Walstreit to the mat back-first on the two set up chairs.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
HOLY CRAP! SIDE SLAM ON THE CHAIRS! Now…

[James the Jeep Worker whaps Bryan with a chair.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Chairshot to Bryan but he’s fighting back with kicks to James’s legs.

[James hits Walstreit with the chair.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Chair shot for Walstreit! AND A THIRD CHAIR SHOT!

[James covers but Bryan yanks him off. Bryan jumps onto the top rope.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
BRYAN SENTONS JAMES ONTO THE CHAIR!”

Crowd:
PCW! PCW! PCW!

[James is there for the pinning but Walstreit throws a right hand to Bryan. Bryan and Walstreit go at it trading off vicious chops.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
James is bleeding from the head.

[Walstreit and Bryan lock up. Walstreit gets a back mount and wails away on Bryan with punches. Bryan gets back up and flips him over his head. Walstreit falls through the ropes and lands hard on the floor.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Big Labor is walking over to Walstreit.

[Republicans Bush, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsay Graham, Bobby Jindal, and Rand Paul go over and pull Walstreit back to safety. Bryan goes top rope.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
HE’S NOT…YES HE IS.

[Bryan sentons onto Walstreit and sends the Republicans scattering.]

Crowd:
PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Bryan just sentoned onto Walstreit and now Big Labor comes over and he’s stomping at Bryan on the floor. Big Labor takes Bryan by the hair.

[Big Labor whips Bryan into the ring steps. Blackwell runs right through the ring and baseball slides out knocking Big Labor back. Big Oil grabs James the Jeep Worker and throws him on a table that Rick Perry and Rick Santorum has set up. Big Oil climbs up on the ring apron and leaps and puts James through the table.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
HOLY CRAP!

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Sorry. I was listening to an update from the back. Good news. Yamamoto Tanaka has landed at O’Hare and is right now is walking through the terminal towards a waiting vehicle. Again, Tanaka is on the ground at O’Hare. So…keep your fingers crossed that we can get him here in time.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
It’s going to be close.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Too close Johnny. Too close.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
All the legal men are back in the ring. I think.

[But Bryan tags Blackwell back in and he immediately attacks Walstreit. Blackwell takes the fight to Walstreit’s left arm and shoulder. James the Jeep Worker suckers Blackwell and cheap shots with a poke to the eyes. James clotheslines Blackwell. Walstreit kicks James in the back and follows with chest chops and a dropkick. He tags Big Oil back in. Big Oil hits two boots to James’s face. Blackwell delivers some right hand punches. Big Oil pulls Blackwell up and backdrops him. Big Labor jumps into the ring and clotheslines Big Oil.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Now James the Jeep Worker climbs up to the top rope. And here we go…

[Sixteen Republicans swarm to the corner and shake the ring post- causing James to crotch himself on the top rope. Then Democrats Chafee, O’Malley, and Webb go over to protest and then quickly realize at three versus sixteen they’re a little outnumbered.]

[Big Oil choke slams James the Jeep Worker. Walstreit chops Blackwell in the chest. Bryan in the ring and hits a spinning kick to Walstreit. Big Oil covers James.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Wait a minute! He’s not the legal man. Both Lincoln Chafee and Martin O’Malley are up on the apron screaming at the ref!

[The referee waves Big Oil out of the ring. So Blackwell locks in a front guillotine choke on James the Jeep Worker.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
He’s got him! He’s got- CHAFEE AND O’MALLEY HAVE JUMPED THE ROPES!

[Chafee and O’Malley rush into the ring and shove Blackwell. Walstreit tags Big Oil back in.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Um…Big Oil’s back in guys.

[Big Oil clobbers Blackwell from behind and begins to stomp on him. All sixteen Republican candidates cheer as Big Oil delivers a leg drop on Blackwell. Big Oil turns to James the Jeep Worker. He pulls him off the mat and turns him upside down with his legs sticking straight up in the air.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
It’s coming.

[Big Oil spikes him with a piledriver-type move. James splays out on the mat.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
OKLAHOMA DRILLER!

[Big Oil goes to cover but Big Labor rumbles in and tackles him. The two big guys roll around the mat. Blackwell goes to make the cover. Kirk Walstreit in with a chair. *WHAP* Blackwell goes down. Now Bush, Gilmore, Fiorina, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki, and Rand Paul are in the ring.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
What the hell? There’s twenty people in the ring. Walstreit goes to the top rope and the Republicans are all jostling amongst themselves to lift Blackwell up to him. HE’S GOING FOR A TOP ROPE STOCK MARKET PLUNGE.

[Walstreit sets Blackwell. Hooks the leg. Bryan races around from Big Oil and Walstreit’s corner and bulldozes past Kasich, Walker, Perry, and Rubio carrying what appears to be a velvet painting.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
He’s got Kirk Walstreit’s velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, Johnny.

[Bryan takes the painting and nails Walstreit from behind. Walstreit lets Blackwell fall to the mat. Bryan jumps on the top turnbuckle and hits Walstreit over the head with it.   Bryan grabs Walstreit by the back of the head. He jumps right into the Republican group (Bush, Gilmore, Fiorina, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki, and Rand Paul) with Walstreit in tow and slams him head first to the mat, knocking over the Republicans like a bowling ball blasting through pins.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
TOP ROPE BULLDOG BY BRYAN!

[The rest of the Republicans climb into the ring. The four Democrats climb into the ring. Big Oil and Big Labor brawl outside the ring. O’Malley and Webb try to drag James the Jeep Worker over to put him on top of Walstreit. Lindsay Graham and Mike Huckabee are trying to pull Walstreit out of the ring. Graham and Huckabee suddenly disappear and the referee goes to the mat…1…2…3.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
What? Did someone just win?

[The referee emerges from the scrum and calls for the bell.]

[DING-DING-DING]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Someone just won.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
I think so too Dawn. But who?

[Confusion in the ring. All the twenty-odd presidential candidates huddle around referee Davey Keels as he whispers the result into the ear of ring announcer Kimber Marshall. Keels then clears out space in the center of the ring for Marshall.]

Kimber Marshall:
Your winner at seventeen minutes and five seconds. William Daniels
Bryan. Charlie Blackwell. LES MISERABLES!

Johnny Suave (v/o):
WHAT! HOW?

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Let’s go to the replay Johnny.

(Replay)
[After Bryan blasts Walstreit over the head with his velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, he slips out of the ring and tags Blackwell. Referee Keels is right there to see the legal exchange. Then Republican candidate Ben Carson pulls Graham and Huckabee down and they tumble out of the ring. IN the confusion, Bryan then goes over to Walstreit and makes the cover.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
All that action happened in Les Miserables’s corner. Bryan got out. Tagged in. And made the cover.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
With a little help from the outsider Republican candidate Ben Carson. Smart move by Bryan. But now, how are you going to get the ring cleared?

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Already thought of that Johnny.

[A woman on horseback rides out on stage and down the aisle to the ring.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
That’s…’Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas from Missouri Valley Wrestling! One half of the Tag Team champions.

Haley Dallas:
YE-AHHH! YE-AAAHHHH!

[Dallas circles the ring and starts to herd the twenty Republican and Democrat candidates towards the back. First Bush and Gilmore start back up. Then the rest start to follow.]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
When in doubt. Bring in an expert.

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PCW FLASHBACK:
BILL CLINTON’S HOT TUB- 10/7/2009

Slick Announcer Guy:
And now, it’s time for our new feature on PCW Extreme Political TV, Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub.  And here’s your host, Bill Clinton.

[Clinton, inside a steaming hot tub, waves to the audience.]

Clinton:
Good evening.  Tonight on our new show, Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub, we are damn lucky to have one of the most polarizing figures in American politics today.  And even better, she’s hot looking!  Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin! 

[The camera pans over to Palin who seems a little uncomfortable with the whole arrangement.  Her clothes are stacked up by the side of the hot tub and she tries to keep as low as possible inside the hot tub.]

Clinton:
Governor Palin, I am profoundly appreciative that you came on my show tonight. 

Palin:
Um…thank you, President Clinton.  But, was it really necessary for both of us to take all of our clothes off? 

Clinton:
Well, it all depends on what your definition of ‘clothes’ is.  Is it a metaphoric reference to cover up what we really feel inside or is it more of an issue of not wanting to totally put yourself out there? 

Palin:
Riiiight.  You betcha.  Can we get to my book?

[Clinton reaches over and grabs a copy of Palin’s new book, Going Rogue.]

Clinton:
From her humble beginnings to her time in the spotlight as the first female Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin has led an extraordinary life. Going Rogue will recount her political experiences, her time as Mayor of Wasilla and as the first female governor of Alaska, as well as her rapid rise on the national stage during the 2008 campaign.  Additionally, she’ll share insights into the personal challenges she’s faced including balancing her time as a working mother, recognizing the war’s impact with her son serving combat in Iraq, having a child with a disability and supporting her teenage daughter through an unplanned pregnancy. 

Palin:
I just wanted to tell my side of the story and share the experiences that I’ve gone through over the past year of so. 

Clinton:
Very intriguing.  Going Rogue.  I think I’d like your book better if you called it Going Commando.  BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 

Palin:
Mr. President, that’s not the least bit funny. 

Clinton:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…haha… hahaha….ha ha……ha…………..ha…oh, all right.  You-a…you became a lightning rod for any number of groups.  Some thought you were refreshing.  Others didn’t think you were ready for prime time.  You believe this book tells us all about the real Sarah Palin? 

Palin:
Yes I do.  It’s about growing up in Alaska, meeting Todd, running for office, addresses my beliefs in faith and family, um, the book is about who I am. 

Clinton:
All right, before we go, I have to ask you a favor. 

Palin:
Um…what? 

Clinton:
Can you do that whole put your hands in the air thing you did on Saturday Night Live?

Palin:
Not right at this moment. 

Clinton:
Shucks.  Okay, that’s it for Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub.  Tune in next week when-

Hillary’s Voice:
WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON! 

Clinton:
Oh ****.   Hillary doesn’t know I have company.  Can you kind of go under the water for a few seconds and… 

Palin:
I don’t think so. 

[Hillary enters, none too happy.] 

Clinton:
Hi honey, how you do-

[*CLANG*  Hillary connects with a frying pan to the face.]

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[CUT BACK LIVE- Suave and McGill at the broadcast table. McGill is checking her cell phone for a text she’s just received.]

Johnny Suave:
What’s the latest on Tanaka?

Dawn McGill:
They are in transit. But they’re trying to get across town in Chicago traffic.

Johnny Suave:
Again, keeping our fingers crossed. All right, speaking of the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin, she would play a HUGE part in this upcoming match from PCW’s Extreme Election Night 2008. This is probably one of the best matches ever in PCW history. The main event from Extreme Election Night 2008 that featured the PCW champion at the time, Starz N. Stripes, who was being seconded by John McCain (R), and the challenger O’Beck Bahama, seconded by Barack Obama (D).

PCW TITLE MATCH: O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance) vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots) – REPLAY from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08

[The referee calls for the bell.]

Suave:
Here we go!

[Staredown as O’Beck and Starz circle each other. Starz smiles and they finally lock up. Starz goes for a bodyslam. Bahama reverses and pushes Starz to the ring ropes. Starz holds on to the ropes. Circling and staring again. Another lockup. O’Beck shoots Starz’s leg and takes him down. Arm drag into a wrist lock by Bahama. Into the corner. Starz unleashes a right hand that glances off Bahama. Bahama with a side headlock. Irish whip into the ropes. Back body drop by Bahama. Bahama shoots him into the ropes again but this time Starz hangs onto them. Starz slides out of the ring and takes a walk to confer with McCain. Starz back in and they lock up yet again. Bahama monkey-flips Starz and delivers the boots to the gut. Out of nowhere, Starz slaps on the American Star and Fuji Arm Bar submission hold.]

Suave:
THIS COULD BE IT!

[Bahama grabs the ropes and hold on to them for dear life. The referee breaks the hold.]

[Starz confers with John McCain. Bahama slingshots himself across the ring and crushes Starz against the steel barricade. Irish whip into the barricade on the other side. Another Irish whip from Bahama. He ducks for a backdrop but Starz kicks him in the mush. Starz starts laying in right hands and pushes Bahama out through the ropes. Bahama quickly climbs back up on the apron. Starz charges. Bahama ducks and back body drops the PCW champion over the ropes and through a ring table.]

Suave:
HOLY CRAP!

[O’Beck wastes no time in climbing the top rope and splashing Starz on the floor.]

Crowd:
PCW…PCW!

[Starz crawls out of the wreckage but Bahama follows up with an Irish whip into the steel guardrail. Bahama grabs a chair and waffles Starz with it. Starz slumps to the ground. Bahama climbs the ring steps.]

Suave:
MISSILE DROP KICK FROM THE STEPS! STARZ CAUGHT IT FLUSH ON HIS JAW AND HE IS DAZED!

[Bahama pulls Starz up. Superkick! Starz falls backwards and hits the floor hard. Barack Obama urges Bahama on. Bahama presses the attack, grabbing another steel folding chair and pastes the champion in the face with it. He throws the chair on the floor.]

Suave:
DDT ON THE CHAIR! THE PCW CHAMPION IS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT!

[Bahama drags Starz back into the ring. Bahama goes for the win.]

Suave:
1…2…NO! BAHAMA GAVE HIM TOO MUCH TIME AND STARZ KICKS OUT!

[Bahama goes for another cover.]

Suave:
NO! STARZ KICKS OUT AGAIN! BAHAMA MAY HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE IN NOT TRYING TO PIN THE CHAMPION ON THE FLOOR!

[Starz tries to fight back. Bahama lifts him for a jack-knife power bomb. Starz flips through and shoves the New Rookie Sensation into the ropes. Wild right by Starz misses badly. Bahama trips Starz and he lands throat first on the top ring rope. Running splash takes the air out of Starz. Bahama covers.]

Suave:
1…2…McCAIN SAVES HIM! McCAIN RAN OVER AND PUT THE CHAMPION’S FOOT ON THE ROPES!

[Bahama drives Starz to the canvas with a running power bomb. The crowd begins to anticipate a possible title change.]

Suave:
THIS COULD BE THE NIGHT! BAHAMA COVERS…

[A huge roar erupts.]

Suave:
WAIT A MINUTE! IT’S SARAH PALIN! SHE’S IN THE RING WITH A HOCKEY STICK!

*THWACK*

Suave:
HOLY CRAP!

*THWACK*

[Bahama staggers as another woman, who looks a lot like Sarah Palin races into the ring.]

Suave:
TINA FEY! TINA FEY’S OUT HERE! SHE GOES UP TO PALIN…SHE TAKES THE HOCKEY STICK AWAY. AND NOW, FEY’S LEAVING! PALIN’S CHASING HER.

[Standing drop kick by Starz drives Bahama into the corner.]

Suave:
SARAH PALIN HAS TOTALLY CHANGED THE COMPLEXION OF THE MATCH!

[A newly energized Starz throws lefts and rights. Snap mare take down. Enzuigiri by Starz and then a backpack stunner. Bahama blocks a suplex attempt but eats a flying knee. Starz charges and shoulder blocks Bahama into the ropes. Bahama walks right into a Ricola bomb. Cover. 1…2.. Bahama gets the shoulder up. Bahama gets crotched on the top rope and schoolboyed for another two. Starz goes for a Texas Cloverleaf but Starz rolls through it. Starz hits a Michinoku Driver. Starz hits a fireman’s carry takedown and then a chinlock. Bahama escapes the hold and pushes Starz back. Right by Bahama. Right by Starz. Right by Bahama. Right by Starz. Irish whip by Starz reversed by Bahama followed by another reversal. Bahama misses a leg drop. Starz back suplexes Bahama. Bahama wildly charges. Starz sidesteps. Bahama bounces off the ropes and Starz delivers a Death Valley Driver. Cover.]

Suave:
One…Obama breaks the count this time.

[Starz hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Starz goes for a piledriver; Bahama kicks him low.]

Suave:
That’ll stop your momentum in a big hurry.

[Bahama with rights. Irish whip into the ropes. Bahama ducks the lariat. Lou Thesz Press by Starz. He pummels Bahama on the canvas. Irish whip by Starz. Belly to belly suplex. Bahama bounces off the canvas.]

Suave:
STARZ WITH THE MOMENTUM AND…HE WANTS A TABLE!

[McCain slides a table into the ring and Starz sets it up. Rights by Starz. Then he sets Bahama up.]

Suave:
HE’S LINING BAHAMA UP…

[The PCW crowd roars again.]

Suave:
SARAH PALIN! .SARAH PALIN’S BACK OUT!…OR IS IT TINA FEY?

[Palin climbs up to the ring apron.]

Suave:
I DON’T THINK STARZ’S SURE IF IT REALLY HER OR NOT.

[McCain’s confused.]

Suave:
STARZ PULLS BAHAMA UP AND HOLDS HIM…HE’S TELLING PALIN OR FEY OR WHOMEVER TO GO AHEAD.

[Palin swings. Bahama ducks. Starz catches the stick with his hand. He throws Bahama out of the ring.]

Suave:
STARZ IS PISSED. HE FLIPS HER INTO THE RING!

[The crowd stands and cheers.]

Suave:
HE’S NOT! YES HE IS.

[Starz powerbombs her through the table.]

Suave:
HOLY CRAP!

[Tina Fey runs out dressed as Palin. She winks at Starz and leaves.]

Suave:
OH MY GOD! STARZ JUST POWER-BOMBED SARAH PALIN THROUGH A TABLE!

[Starz looks at the unconscious Palin lying among the ruins of the table in abject disbelief. McCain is stunned. Starz checks on her. Bahama claws his way back into the ring and blindsides the distracted Starz from behind.]

Suave:
BAHAMA BACK ON THE ATTACK!

[Kicks to the stomach. Rights by Bahama. Irish whip.]

Suave:
SOMERSET PLANCHA BY BAHAMA! BULLDOG BY BAHAMA! HE’S CALLING FOR A LADDER!

[Obama slides a ladder in.]

Suave:
Bahama with Starz. DDT ONTO THE LADDER!

Crowd:
PCW…PCW!

[Bahama puts the ladder over him and spins like a propeller and decks Starz. Bahama throws the ladder at Starz.]

Suave:
STARZ IS HURT AGAIN! HE FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER!

[Bahama places the ladder on Starz and goes to the opposite corner. He sprints across and plasters the ladder into the champ.]

Suave:
HOLY CRAP! THIS COULD BE IT!

Crowd:
This match rocks! This match rocks!

Suave:
BAHAMA GOING FOR THE PIN……

[Bahama rolls up Starz.]

Suave:
ONE…TWO…NO! McCAIN BREAKS THE COUNT! McCAIN LITERALLY LEAPED ACROSS THE RING TO STOP THE REFEREE FROM COUNTING OUT STARZ!

[Bahama climbs up the corner turnbuckle. 450 Splash on Starz. Again, he covers.]

Suave:
ONE…TWO…AGAIN! McCAIN AGAIN STOPS THE COUNT!

[McCain stumbles back to his corner. Bahama picks up Starz and power bombs him. Cover.]

Suave:
ONE…TWO…NOOOOO! McCAIN AGAIN SAVES STARZ! UNBELIEVEABLE!

[Obama pounds on the ring canvas. Everyone is standing up in the building.]

Suave:
THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS! JOHN McCAIN HAS SAVED THREE PINFALLS! HOLD ON. BAHAMA WANTS A TABLE SET UP OUTSIDE THE RING.

[Obama quickly sets up a table. Bahama picks up Starz. He runs towards the ropes and heaves him over. Starz destroys the table.]

Suave:
AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! BAHAMA TO THE TOP ROPE. 45O SPLASH! HE COVERS. ONE…WAIT! WHAT’S DICK CHENEY DOING. HE RUNS INTO McCAIN…

[The bell rings.]

Suave:
THAT WAS THE BELL? WAIT A MINUTE…CHARLENE ANN BECKWORTH IN THE RING.

Charlene Ann:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW PCW-

[The deafening crowd drowns out the rest of what of Charlene Ann says.]

Suave:
HE DID IT! HE DID IT! O’BECK BAHAMA IS THE NEW PCW CHAMPION!

Crowd: PCW…PCW…PCW…PCW!…

Suave: FROM ANOTHER VIEW, IT LOOKS LIKE McCAIN WAS TRYING TO GET OVER TO STARZ BUT DICK CHENEY ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED HIM UP. IT DOESN’T MATTER NOW BECAUSE O’BECK BAHAMA IS THE NEW PCW CHAMPION!

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[CUT BACK LIVE- Suave and McGill at the broadcast table. McGill has moved back from the table and is talking on the cell phone, presumably with the driver of the vehicle bringing Yamamoto Tanaka to the show.]

Johnny Suave: Dawn’s on the phone with the driver. They are close but obviously he’s not going to be here by the time the PCW Main Event starts…which is now.

[CUT TO THE RING- Kimber Marshall stands ready to go.]

Kimber Marshall:
And now our PCW Main Event. A Champions Elimination Match. First to the ring…he defeated 29 other wrestlers at PCW’s Backbreak Mountain to become the PCW champion in January 2006. The match was down to Independent Escondido and A. Tom Bomb from the American Patriots. Dick Cheney tried to sneak a foreign object to A-Bomb but McCain caught him red-handed. While McCain and Dick argued, Escondido pushed the distracted A-Bomb over the top rope and climbed up Backbreak Mountain (in actuality, a ladder decorated up like a mountain) and claimed the title. Please welcome- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido!

[Escondido walks out to a standing ovation from the PCW faithful. His right knee has a brace on it due to a past injury.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Escondido is now working as Ray McAvay’s manager in High Octane Wrestling so he’s doing double duty here tonight.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
One of the most intelligent, technically gifted wrestlers ever to step in a PCW ring Johnny.

Kimber Marshall:
Our second contestant defeated Escondido for the PCW title in November of 2009 at Extreme Election Night 2006. In the match, after several close calls, much of them instigated by a rival within with the Progressive Alliance, Triple R, Sufferable defeated Escondido when Triple R’s interference backfired and Escondido was accidently knocked out by a chairshot by Triple R. He held the belt for over fourteen months until a knee injury forced him to vacate the title. He is…’Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable’…he is…

Crowd: JUST-TIN…SUFFERABLE!

[A rare smile appears as Sufferable walks out onto the stage to another standing ovation. He too has a knee brace on. Escondido has climbed into the ring. Sufferable starts down the aisle.]

Kimber Marshall:
Our third contestant won the PCW Title in August 2009 from O’Beck Bahama. After complaining that Bahama didn’t have enough ‘star’ power to be the PCW Champion, won a four way dance with Bahama, Triple R, and Khalid El at the WWR Completely Deranged supershow to win the PCW title. He is the one man Hollywood A-List and is accompanied to the ring by the original Skanky Rich Bimbos- please welcome Stone Chism!

[A mixed reaction for Chism who saunters on stage with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Chism soaks in the assorted boos and cheers and grins. Paris has a microphone.]

Paris Hilton:
Those of you who are booing? I just have this to say to you. You’re jealous because we sizzle…[she touches her arm and does the sizzle sound.] and you fizzle.

[And with the catchphrase, the trio start marching towards the ring.]

Kimber Marshall:
Last, but not least, contest number four is on his way to the arena. He is a three time PCW champion. He is the Japanese SuperDestroyer. YAMAMOTO…TANAKA!

[A quick film retrospective of the Japanese SuperDestroyer plays on the video screen in lieu of Tanaka himself who is battling Chicago traffic to get the Gentile Arena.]

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CHAMPION’S ELIMINATION MATCH: ‘No Frill’s CHRIS ESCONDIDO vs. “Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is” JUSTIN SUFFERABLE vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ STONE CHISM vs. ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ YAMAMOTO TANAKA

-Chris Escondido- HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 230, HOME: Plano, TX FIN: Sleeper
-Justin Sufferable- HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 225, HOME: Cocoa Beach, FL FIN: Pittsburgh Plunge
-Stone Chism- HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 235, HOME: Hollywood, CA FIN: Hollywood Blockbuster
-Yamamoto Tanaka- HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer

[DING-DING]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Well? I know Escondido has been mildly active over the past year. I don’t Sufferable’s done a whole lot in the ring and I know Chism has been in Los Angeles trying to break into acting.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Oh? He’s trying to be the next Noah Hanson? Or is it the next Mikey Unlikely?

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Kentucky Fried Chicken is one of my favorite restaurants.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Yes, but I want to talk to Hanson about why they brought the Colonel Sanders character back.

Johnny Suave (v/o):
I like Norm McDonald.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Okay. Norm McDonald makes a passable Colonel Sanders. But Darrell Hammonds? Enhh. That was almost as creepy as the guy in the Burger King mask.

[After a slow start that saw Chism just hang out in his corner with Paris and Nicole, Escondido and Sufferable get tired of waiting on him and lock up. Escondido sends Sufferable to the mat with a clothesline coming off the ropes. Escondido goes for a second one. Sufferable leapfrogs Escondido. Escondido turns and punts Sufferable in the groin. Side headlock by Escondido. Sufferable reverses into an arm wringer. Escondido flips and then takes out Sufferable’s legs. Sufferable rolls through and lands back on his feet. Sufferable right hand whiffs as Escondido ducks and whips Sufferable into the ropes. Sufferable ducks through the clothesline and goes to the other ropes. Coming back, Escondido acts like he’s going to sweep Sufferable’s leg again but then he grabs the arm and flings Sufferable into Chism’s corner. Sufferable crushes Chism against the turnbuckle and sends both Paris and Nicole flying off the ring apron. The crowd applauds.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Escondido showing that he is still one of the better technical wrestlers there is.

[Escondido puts his hands on his hips and takes a deep breath. Sufferable slides out of the ring and pulls out a Singapore cane. ]

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Oh oh.

[Sufferable jumps back in and *THWACK* clubs Chism over the head. Escondido in. *THWACK* Escondido sent staggering across the ring. Sufferable again to Chism… *THWACK* Chism’s busted open. Sufferable stomps at Chism on the deck.   Escondido up from behind. Roll up. Referee counts…1…2…Sufferable out the back door. *TWHACK* And sends Escondido reeling again after another cane shot. Chism takes a leg and Sufferable goes down. Sufferable rakes the eyes and rolls. Chism goes for an elbow drop but Sufferable again eludes him. Sufferable grabs the cane and splits the upright with a cane shot to the jewels.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Ow.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Pretty much sums it up.

[Chism covers himself and drops to his knees. Sufferable raises the cane and *TWHACK* on the top of his head. Chism down. Sufferable covers…1…2…Chism kicks out and backs up into his corner. He raises his hands to beg off as Sufferable grabs the cane again. Both Paris and Nicole are back on the ring apron.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Is it time? Could it be?

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Cold shower?

[Paris and Nicole suddenly whip off their tops.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! God I love that move.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Again. Cold shower.

[The sight of Paris and Nicole’s chest causes Sufferable to pause…then he moves forward with the Singapore cane ready to strike. But the hesitation allows Escondido to regroup. He grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Escondido takes the chair and *WHAP* Right across the back. The cane goes flying. *WHAP* A second chairshot causes Sufferable to turn ninety degrees to the left and then collapse.]

*THUMP. THUMP. THUMP-THUMP-THUMP*

Johnny Suave (v/o):
I know that sound.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Son of a bitch.

*THUMP. THUMP. THUMP-THUMP-THUMP*

[The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.]

Policeman:
Ms. Berg. It’s time.

[The door opens and ten large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.]

*THUMP. THUMP. THUMP-THUMP-THUMP*

[The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. Her assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.]

JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…

[The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.]

JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…

[The ten bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She, her assistant, and two bodyguards immediately go to a corner.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
JILL BERG IS HERE.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Dammit.

JILLLLL-BERG…JILLLLL-BERG…

[The sound of Dawn ripping off her headset is clearly heard.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
You can not go into that ring.

Dawn McGill (v/o):
Watch me.

[Jill raises a microphone.]

Jill Berg:
Dawn. Wait. This isn’t you. This isn’t about me. It’s about history.

[Jill raises her free hand and snaps her fingers. Immediately, eight of her bodyguards attack Chism, Sufferable, and Escondido.]

Jill Berg:
The fact of the matter is Jill Berg is the ONLY undefeated PCW champion in the ten years of its existence. I deserve to be out here. My fans deserve to see me out here. The reasons Yamamoto Tanaka isn’t here is because he’s afraid. He’s afraid to face me after I destroyed him to win the title.

Johnny Suave (v/o) (shouts to Jill):
Okay. First off, you didn’t even want this event to take place. Secondly, you know damn well it was Triple R and Stone Chism who did your dirty work before the match-

Jill Berg: It doesn’t matter Johnny. The record books will state that I, Jill Berg, was the only undefeated champion which makes me the greatest PCW champion.

[Back in the ring, Chism, Sufferable, and Escondido couldn’t overcome the numbers game and are laid out in the ring.]

Jill Berg:
Now if you’ll excuse me. I’m about to win this match.

Male Voice:
THE HELL YOU WILL!

[Running…well…waddling…down to the ring is Triple R. Jill sees him and starts over towards Escondido but an arm has grabbed her leg.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Shit. Dawn’s left the table and she’s grabbed a hold of Jill’s leg.

[Jill goes to the mat as Dawn rolls into the ring. Jill tries to shake her leg loose but Dawn’s not letting go. Finally, Jill starts to kick out at her but in the process of rolling in, Dawn’s shirt had moved up exposing her midriff…and the tiny baby bump. Jill’s jaw drops and she immediately pulls back. Shaking her head, she realizes there’s only one thing she can do.]

Jill Berg (low voice to Dawn):
Pull me out of the ring.

Dawn McGill:
Huh?

Jill Berg (firm, low voice):
Pull me out of the Goddamn ring now.

Dawn McGill (unsure):
Okay.

[Dawn resets herself and does exactly that.]

Johnny Suave (v/o) (he has no clue about the conversation): McGILL PULLS JILL BERG OUT OF THE RING! TRIPLE R TRIES TO CLIMB…OOPS…HE FELL…BUT NOW HE’S BACK UP.

[Standing away from the broadcast table. Jill points a finger at Dawn.]

Jill Berg:
What are you doing? Do you understand what could have happened there? You can’t keep doing this because…because…

[Finally, Jill points to Dawn’s stomach.]

Jill Berg:
Dawn, you are a broadcaster. You are a behind the scenes person at Missouri Valley Wrestling. You are a mother-to-be for the second time.  But you are not a wrestler anymore. You’ve got to understand that.

Johnny Suave (v/o) (still clueless):
Jill is angry about being pulled out of the match and she’s letting Dawn know how she feels.

[Meanwhile, Triple R has managed to get into the ring and pinned Escondido and Chism. He’s about to pin Sufferable.]

*’Under the God’ by Tin Machine*

[The crowd rises at the theme music that heralds the arrival of…]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
IT’S YAMAMOTO TANAKA!

[The six foot nine Japanese SuperDestroyer, still in his street clothes and tennis shoes, runs towards the ring. Triple R assumes a fighting stance along with the eight bodyguards. He thinks he’s got the numbers game on his side. That is, until Jill gives the signal and the bodyguards leave the ring. Triple R quickly makes the pin on Sufferable.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
Tanaka in. Triple R charges.

[Tanaka levels Triple R with a right hand. Triple R spins and weaves back towards the corner. Tanaka grabs him from behind…and powers him up and back.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX.

[Triple R lands in a giant ball. Tanaka takes him to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He then uses his strength to pull Triple R up and he sets him for the Japanese SuperDestroyer (basically a Canadian Destroyer from the top rope). Tanaka pauses, takes a deep breath and unleashes the thunder.]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER! AND THAT SHOULD DO IT!

[Tanaka calmly walks over and sticks a boot on Triple R’s stomach. Referee Davey Keels slide in. 1…2…3.]

[DING-DING-DING]

Johnny Suave (v/o):
TANAKA WINS! TANAKA WINS! FIRST HE DEFEATS CHICAGO TRAFFIC. THEN HE DEFEATS TRIPLE R!

[Tanaka climbs up to each of the four turnbuckles and raises his arms as the crowd roars.]

WINNER: Yamamoto Tanaka at 15:02

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PCW REWIND:
HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING THURSDAY NIGHT ACELDAMA OPEN- October 2009

The HOTv logo gives way to the brand new Thursday Night Aceldama banner and the World Champions music begins to play as the road to ICONIC is officially under way.

But instead of going live inside The Best Arena a video instead begins to play and the setting is obvious as it starts up…

The parking lot of The Best Arena.

Political Championship Wrestling’s Dr. Bill, Baron Von Munchke, Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane aka The Midnite Rockin’ Xpress, plus The Green World Order’s GreenPete, Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA swarm all over a car in the parking lot.  Von Munchke and Michaels work on loosening up the lug nuts.  The GWO take turns spray painting graffiti all over the car.  Dr. Bill and Gibson-Lane take turn busting out windows and lights with tire irons. 

Upset over not being signed by HOW, Dr. Bill takes extreme pleasure in every swing of the tire iron that connects with the car.  He is so focused on destroying the vehicle one swing at a time; he does not see FBI Special Agent Charlize Starling, Dawn McGill, and two uniformed officers wheeling Dr. Annabel Lecktor, strapped to a gurney, straitjacketed, and wearing a mask. 

Starling: “WHAT…are you guys doing?”

Dr. Bill whips around.

Dr. Bill: “Starling!  McGill?  What are you doing here?”

McGill: “I’m meeting the Egg Bandits and signing a HOW managerial contract.”

Dr. Bill: “You too?”

Starling: “What are you guys doing?”

Dr. Bill: “What does it look like I’m doing.  I’m enacting a pound of flesh from Lee Best for not signing us.  Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration.  We are merely reacting to the news that HOW, in its infinite wisdom, signed you and not us.”

Starling: “I hate to tell you, but that’s not Lee Best’s car.”

Dr. Bill: “What do you mean, that’s not Lee Best’s car.”

Starling: “That’s not Lee’s car.”

Dr. Bill: “Oh yeah?  That license plate says otherwise.”

Close up on the license plate.  ‘B-E’ is visible.   The rest of the license plate is dirty and unreadable. 

Starling: “That’s not his car.”

Starling reaches into her purse and pulls out a handkerchief.  She wipes down the license plate that cleans up very nicely.  The license plate reads ‘BENNY.’ 

Starling: “You guys vandalized Benny Newell’s car!” 

Dr. Bill’s eyes widen.  The license plate clearly reads ‘BENNY.’

Starling walks to the car and peeks in the back window.

Starling: “Besides, the empty bottles of Jack Daniels in the back seat should have been a dead giveaway.”

Dr. Bill: “Oh.”

Starling: “Well?  Have a good night.  Oh…and I wouldn’t want to be here when Benny finds out you’ve trashed his car.”

The video fades out and we go LIVE inside The Best Arena and we are greeted by none other than Joe Hoffman and one pissed off Big Buff Benny Newell!!

[CUT BACK LIVE- Suave and McGill at the broadcast table.]

Dawn McGill:
Yeah. Not a good night for Dr. Bill. But I think the best part of the whole episode was the fact that Benny Newell spent half the show on the phone talking to his insurance agent and adjuster while Joe Hoffman was trying to do the play by play.

Johnny Suave:
True. But that’s a good example of how PCW interacted with other federations, most notably High Octane Wrestling. Lee Best appeared on PCW Extreme Political TV. So did Kirsta Lewis. The first WWR Supershow featured talent from seven different wrestling companies.  And speaking of wrestler from other companies,  we are about ready for tonight’s Special Attraction Main Event.  Dawn, you’ve never called a match involving your husband before.

Dawn McGill:
No.  But I’ll be fine. 

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[t’s a Carl’s Junior commercial and you know what that means.]

[The spot starts as Dark and Stormy, Ray McAvay’s valets and wearing the official ‘Show Up. Punch In. Shut Up. Get to Work.’ t-shirts (in white) and Daisy Duke Shorts, stand in McAvay’s corner during a match.]

[High Octane Wrestling’s Hall of Fame announcers Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell sit at the broadcast table and are commentating on the match as both ladies pull out a Carl’s Jr’s half pound Western Bacon Thickburger and begin to eat in a most sensuous stimulating way.]

Joe Hoffman:
McAvay with the sidewalk slam. What a move…right Benny? Benny?

[Hoffman notices that Benny is otherwise occupied at the moment.]

Joe Hoffman:
Benny?

[Why? Because Benny’s not watching the action inside the ring. He’s watching the action outside the ring. The house lights inside the Best Arena turn low and a spotlight shines on Stormy, her brown hair ruffling in the artificially produced wind- thanks to a huge off screen fan. Stormy sees Benny staring at her and waves as she slowly, tantalizingly takes a huge bite from the Western Bacon Thickburger sandwich.]

Benny Newell:
It’s only a matter of time, Hoffhole.

Joe Hoffman:
What?

Benny Newell:
It’s only a matter of time until one of them spills barbeque sauce on their shirt and then we’ll have a real strip show here.

[As if on cue, Dark, her black hair also fluttering in the artificially created breeze, takes a huge bite of her sandwich and a massive glob of barbeque sauce slathered in between the buns slithers out and stains her pearly white t-shirt.]

Benny Newell:
See? I told you.

[Of course, Dark’s horrified at the development so she slips off her barbeque sauce stained t-shirt and reveals that she’s wearing a barbeque colored bikini top.]

Joe Hoffman:
Well, the action seems to have shifted away from the ring.

[Ray McAvay and his unknown opponent have stopped wrestling and lean against the top rope to watch as Stormy takes a sizable bite of her Thickburger. In a shocking development, a major glob of barbeque sauce spills onto her white t-shirt.]

Benny Newell:
YES! Thank you God! Thank you!

[So Stormy also pulls off her barbeque stained white t-shirt off and- surprise, she too has a barbeque colored bikini top on.]

Benny Newell:
Could this get any better?

[Bert the Janitor walks into the scene. He picks up the two soiled white t-shirts and tosses them into his mop bucket. He hands Dark a supersized bottle of barbeque sauce and then moves on. She slowly opens up the bottle and proceeds to pour it all over the burger, all over Stormy’s burger, and then ‘accidently’ spills it all over herself.]

Joe Hoffman:
I don’t know Benny. It sure looks like she did that on purpose-

Benny Newell:
Shut up Hoffhole! Accidents happen. Now, what just happened in my pants, that was not an accident.

[Joe just slaps his forehead and shakes his head.]

B[eing the helpful person she is, Stormy tries to clean up the massive mess her friend just made by licking the barbeque sauce off Dark’s chest- of which you can’t tell now if she’s wearing a bikini top or not. In the process, the barbeque sauce ends up spilled all over her chest…and neck…and then her arms.]

Announcer Guy (v/o):
Two for the price of one.

[Watching from the ring, McAvay’s eyes widen and he leans on the top rope to get a closer view. Dawn McGill then appears behind him. She ‘Gibbs-slaps’ Ray in the back of the head.]

Ray McAvay (holding the back of his head):
Ow!

Announcer Guy (v/o):
Carl’s Junior’s Half Pound Western Thickburger…

[Dark begins to undo Stormy’s bikini top.]

Announcer Guy (v/o):
Only at Carl’s Junior.

Benny Newell:
WAIT! DON’T END THE COMMERCIAL NOW!

[Fade to black.]

Benny Newell’s voice:
DAMMIT!

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[As we come back from our final commercial break, the image slowly fades to ringside where Johnny Suave and Dawn McGill are waiting to call the final match of the evening.]

Johnny Suave:
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. The next match up on the card is the special attraction main event between Political Championship Wrestling Original, “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay and a mystery partner, as they collide with members of Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, Julliet Brooks and Scott Stevens. Do you know who it is Dawn? I’m sure Ray as let it slip once or twice in bed?

Dawn McGill:
I’m going to let that comment slide for now, and answer that question because I’m a professional, and the answer is, no I don’t know who my husband’s partner is.

Johnny Suave:
We’ll see who is Ray McAvay’s tag partner here tonight as our main event starts right now.

“Down Again” by Charlie Robison begins to play throughout the arena as the tune brings out the entourage of “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay

Kimber Marshall:
Introducing a PCW alumni, weighing in at 190lbs, he hails from Salome, TX, He is “Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ray McAvay walks out onto the stage and he’s followed closely by his valets Dark and Stormy. They pose on the stage, smile, and bat their eyes as well as point at their brand new t-shirts which has two bullseyes strategically placed on the front with “Lick Me” printed in the middle.]

Dawn McGill:
LET’S GO BABY!

Johnny Suave:
Biased much?

Dawn McGill:
Shut up!

[McAvay and company begin marching to the ring followed by McAvay’s trainer/manager “No Frills” Chris Escondido as he brings up the end. As McAvay reaches the ring, he comes around to the commentary booth and goes over to his wife.]

Dawn McGill:
I told you no…..I said….Fine!

[Dawn leans over and gives her husband a good luck kiss before he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring as he goes over strategy with Escondido while waiting on their opponents.]

Johnny Suave:
Dawn giving her husband a bit of luck here tonight with that smooch.

Dawn McGill:
Like he needs it.

[As his music fades, a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks to the ring and climbs in. he motions for Kimber Marshall to take a powder while he’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.]

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer):
Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

[The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. Two beautiful blonde followers of Rah wearing nothing but a toga that barely contain their breasts the size of Texas from falling out, enter followed by two men carrying a golden sedan chair holding a six foot seven inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes.]

Johnny Suave:
OH MY! IT’S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dawn McGill:
Damn right it is, and I can tell you this Johnny, I like our guys chances going into tonight.

Johnny Suave:
Why’s that?

Dawn McGill:
Because Rah has been undefeated since returning to a wrestling ring for HOW, and Ray has been training his butt off for this very night, Brooks and Stevens don’t stand a chance.

Johnny Suave:
You’re not just saying that cause your husband is competing in the match?

Dawn McGill:
Johnny, I’m an unbiased commentator. Brooks lost the biggest match of her young career at Boardwalk’s All In pay-per-view, and Stevens has barely seen a ring in months. He’s rusty and she’s distraught. Not a good combination

Annnoucer Guy:
Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!

Johnny Suave:
He really goes all out doesn’t he.

Dawn McGill:
Well ,if you were an alleged living deity wouldn’t everyday be an orgy of pleasure and fun?

Johnny Suave:
You’re having fun with this aren’t you.

Dawn McGill:
Shhhh.

[Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow. The procession winds it way to the ring and stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and climbs into the ring.]

Johnny Suave:
If he took any longer we’d have to take another commercial break.

[The lights go black and the view is on the monitors. The audience dies down as the sound of heels being clicked is heard for a few, then it suddenly stops when the woman who was wearing the set of heels appears and is dressed like Catwoman. Her face mask carefully covered in sequin. The back view of the figure is shown as she continues to walk in a slow pace. Her ponytail swinging left to right. She stops for a second time and draws her attention to the skyline when a male counterpart comes out from behind and takes removes her mask the turns her head to the fans in attendance as the lights go on and “Red Stars” by The Birthday Massacre blasts through the PA system. She appears and raises her hands in the air near the entrance way as you hear the roar of the fans erupt in a chorus of boos.]

Kimber Marshall:
And their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 108lbs, she hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico…….She is JULLIET! BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Suave:
At All In, Julliet Brooks had the biggest match of her career, and unfortunately for her she came up short, but her and Cyrus Riddle blew the roof off the building.

Dawn McGill:
She did put on one hell of a performance, but the fact remains second place doesn’t cut it. Everyone said I would lose to Tim Shipley and I proved them wrong. Julliet needs to use that lose as motivation to get back on the winning path because if she doesn’t it’s going to be a long and painful night for her.

[As she makes her way near the ring she goes to the center rope and leans on it surveying the crowd, then gets inside and looks on over waiting for her opponent.]

[As Julliet’s music fades, The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is deafening as a chorus of boos fill the arena, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The negativity intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.]

Kimber Marshall:
And her partner, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is the most hated man in wrestling, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Johnny Suave:
There is no question about the controversy surrounding Stevens. He’s been blacklisted from two of the major four wrestling promotions while being indefinitely suspended from his home promotion as well.

Dawn McGill:
Cheaters never win Johnny.

[Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.  As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponents, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.]

[The senior official in charge of the match, Judge Mills Lane, goes over the rules with each individual while checking both teams before signaling for the bell.]

Johnny Suave:
Okay.  I’m impressed.  You got Mills Lane?

Mills Lane:
Let’s get it on!

===========================

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
SCOTT STEVENS AND JULLIET BROOKS vs. RAY McAVAY AND RAH

[Ding. Ding.]

Johnny Suave:
And here we go.

Dawn McGill:
It looks like Rah and Stevens will start the match for their respective teams.

As the Sunshine God approaches center ring, Stevens has other plans.

Johnny Suave:
Stevens appears to be yelling at Rah to tag in McAvay.

Dawn McGill:
That’s not a smart strategy. Why tag in the man that’s beaten you the last couple of times you faced one another.

[Rah simply shrugs and tags in “Tin Cup” which brings a roar to the crowd.]

[Stevens smirks and tells fellow Texan to bring it.]

Scott Stevens:
WAIT!!!!!

[Stevens yells as McAvay stops in his tracks.]

Dawn McGill:
The heck?

[Stevens back pedals towards his corner and tags in the lovely Julliet Brooks, and the kind Texan shoots Ray the finger as he holds the ropes open for Julliet to come in like the gentlemen his parents raised him to be.]

Johnny Suave:
I guess Stevens wasn’t ready to begin the match.

Dawn McGill:
He’s a coward plain and simple.

[And hearing her lies, Stevens begins yelling towards Dawn.]

Scott Stevens:
I’ll kick your husband’s ass when I’m good and ready Dawn!!!

Johnny Suave:
Stevens having words with my broadcast partner.

[Inside the ring, Brooks and McAvay lock horns in the center of the ring, and the smaller Brooks, hits a quick knee to the stomach of McAvay that staggers the former HOW LSD champion a bit.]

[Julliet continues her attack using cat like quickness with a quick kick to the leg of the Texan followed up with a front kick that doubles over McAvay, and Julliet quickly hooks him and snap suplexes him over before going for a cover.]

[Mills Lane slides into position.]

One.

 

Two.

 

No!

[McAvay gets the shoulder up.]

Johnny Suave:
Julliet is using her quickness to her advantage.

Dawn McGill:
And she’s going to have to keep using that because that suplex she just did I think hurt her more than it did Ray from the way she’s holding her lower back.

[Julliet immediately drops an elbow onto McAvay to prevent him from getting up, and she locks in a reverse chin lock to wear down the larger opponent while Stevens is on the ring apron cheering her on.]

Johnny Suave:
Looks like Stevens is enjoying the punishment being delivered to McAvay here tonight.

Dawn McGill:
All he needs his some pom-poms and a cute little dress to go with it as well.

[Judge Lane asks McAvay if he wants to quit but the Texan says no.]

[McAvay reaches up and grabs a handful of Brooks’ raven colored locks, and the former Internet champion begins to scream.]

Johnny Suave:
I wonder if she screams like that in…..

Dawn McGill:
Mind on the match Johnny!

[McAvay is able to get himself free from pulling harder on Julliet’s hair until she has no choice but to let go over the submission.]

[Brooks and Ray scramble to their feet but the Texan is first with the attack as he doubles over Julliet with a quick knee before sending her into the ropes. As Julliet bounces off of the ropes, Ray ducks down to deliver a back body drop, but the sly, little vixen sees this coming and leap frogs over Ray.]

[Ray quickly turns around and goes for a clothesline, but Julliet ducks under and builds momentum as she continues to run the ropes, but McAvay derails the train as he throws her into the air as she gets near, but the vixen is able to shift her body weight in mid-air and drill Tin Cup with a dropkick that sends the Texan back towards his corner.]

Johnny Suave:
What an incredible display of athleticism by Julliet here tonight!

Dawn McGill:
Come on Ray! The hell you doing in there?!?!?

[Julliet runs and drills McAvay in the face with a running knee before grabbing him and spring boarding off the ropes to deliver a bulldog.]

[Cover.]

[Julliet looks around, but Judge Mills Lane isn’t making the count. Brooks immediately goes “unstable” as she gets right in his face and demands he count, but the argument is should lived as a size fifteen introduces itself to the side of Brooks’ face.]

Johnny Suave:
So that’s why Judge Lane didn’t count. Rah made a blind tag.

Dawn McGill:
Told you I like our guys chances here tonight, they are working like a well oiled machine.

[Stevens argues from the other side of the ring that a tag wasn’t made.]

Mills Lane:
I’ll allow it.

[The crowd goes berserk into cheers as the blind tag ruling stands, and Stevens goes ballistic on the apron.] 

[The man who makes the Greco-Roman, and that pansy in Egypt, bend a knee when his name is mentioned, stomps away on the fallen Brooks before nonchalantly puts a single boot onto her chest and tells Mills Lane to count.]

One.

 

No!

 

[Shoulder up.]

Dawn McGill:
That’s not going to get it done.

Johnny Suave:
Well as a God he does consider all this beneath him.

Dawn McGill:
Good point.

[Rah pulls Julliet up to her feet and whips her into the nearest corner, but she springboards off of the ropes and goes for a cross body, but the Sunshine God easily catches her and plants her into the mat with a ring shaking spinning sidewalk slam.]

Johnny Suave:
That had to hurt.

Dawn McGill:
That might be it for Brooks

[Rah makes a proper cover this time.]

One.

 

Two.

 

Thre….

 

NO!

[Julliet is able to kick out at the last second.]

[Rah says something to Mills Lane, but the ref yells two.]

Johnny Suave:
Rah not happy about the count apparently.

[Rah picks up Julliet once again and throws her over his shoulder and runs towards her corner and lawn darts her onto the top turnbuckle.]

Johnny Suave:
Snake Eyes!

[Rah builds momentum as he runs the ropes and sends Julliet to the mat with a running boot.]

Dawn McGill:
The Solstice Kick just leveled the former Internet champion.

[Rah picks up Julliet and puts her between his legs which brings the crowd to it’s feet.]

Johnny Suave:
Eye of Rah coming up.

Dawn McGill:
Wait….what’s Stevens doing?

[As Rah reaches down to pick up Julliet, is exposed face is blasted by a super kick.]

Johnny Suave:
REMEMBER THE ALAMO BY STEVENS!

[Stevens immediately begins to stomp away on the head and upper torso of the Sunshine deity.]

[Stevens picks up Rah and kicks him in the gut to double him over as he goes for his finisher, but the deity’s reversal powers are out of this world as the Texan loses his grip from the tons of glitter and oil that glisten’s off of Rah’s body.]

Dawn McGill:
Well they don’t call him the Sunshine God for nothing.

[Stevens turns around and is grabbed around the neck by the skillet sized hand of Rah, and the living God lifts the Texan high into the air.]

Johnny Suave:
Corona Slam coming up!

[Stevens is able to counter the choke slam attempt and drops Rah with a low blow.]

Dawn McGill:
What the hell?!?!?!?!? Where is the ref at?

Johnny Suave:
He’s still trying to get Julliet out of the ring.

[Stevens yanks Rah to his feet and throws him into the corner opposite of him, and runs at Rah with a full head of steam before leaping into the air.]

[McAvay pulls Rah out of the way and Stevens head collides with the turnbuckle after the botched Stinger Splash.]

Dawn McGill:
HA! That’s what you get Stevens!

[McAvay quickly shouts over to Judge Mills Lane to get his attention so he sees the tag and once inside Ray seeing an opening grabs Stevens by the neck…Neckbreaker! Ray again grabs him by the back of the neck…Running Bulldog!]

Johnny Suave:
Tin Cup with the Shaken and Stirred.

[McAvay quickly goes for a cover.]

One.

 

Two.

 

Three.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Suave:
STEVENS GOT THE SHOULDER UP!

[Tin Cup holds up three fingers towards the referee but Judge Lane says it was only a count of two.]

[Tin Cup looks over to his manager and taps his nose twice.]

[Dark and Stormy crawl onto the ring apron and begin to remove their tops. The ref sees the breasts begin to protrude under the bottom of the short cut tops and sprints over to the girls to get a closer look.]

Mills Lane:
I’ll allow it!

[Dark reaches behind her and produces the infamous JR’s BBQ sauce and holds it high into the air and begins to pour it over her and Stormy’s chest.]

[While McAvay’s “friends” have the referee distracted, Ray motions for Rah to come into the ring and the two begin to punish Stevens.]

Johnny Suave:
McAvay and Rah looking to take advantage of the distraction here.

Dawn McGill:
No comment about the ‘distraction.’

[After satisfied with their shenanigans, Rah quickly exits the ring as Mills Lane is turning around to see McAvay place Stevens between his legs and look towards his wife. Ray blows her a kiss, and lifts him into the air.]

Johnny Suave:
Looks like Ray is going to finish off his fellow Texan with his wife’s finisher.

Dawn McGill:
Why wouldn’t he? It is an impressive move.

[Stevens is able to counter by raking the eyes and sending him to the canvas after a Toxic Sting.]

Johnny Suave:
Toxic Sting out of nowhere! Both men are down!

Dawn McGill:
Come on Ray! Get up!

[With both men down, Judge Mills Lane has no choice but to make his mandatory ten count.]

One.

 

Two.

 

Three.

 

Four.

 

Five.

 

[Stevens begins to stir.]

 

Six.

 

Seven.

 

[Stevens crawls over towards McAvay.]

 

Eight.

 

Nine.

[Stevens drops an arm across Tin Cup.]

[Mills Lane checks the shoulders and begins to count.]

 

One.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Johnny Suave:
This could be it.

Dawn McGill:
Shut up! No it’s not!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Johnny Suave:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McAvay gets the shoulder up at the last possible second.]

Dawn McGill:
YES!

[Stevens can’t believe as he holds up three fingers.]

[Stevens gets to his feet and pulls McAvay up. Stevens launches into the nearest ropes and when McAvay returns he gets planted by a twisting spine buster.]

Johnny Suave:
Stevens looking to put away McAvay with the Arachnophobia.

Dawn McGill:
Stevens didn’t see the tag….but he will.

Johnny Suave:
Did you just laugh?

Dawn McGill:
…..No.

[As Stevens turns McAvay onto his belly for his submission hold his head is almost decapitated from his body following a vicious lariat.]

Johnny Suave:
Solar Eclipse Lariat!

[Stevens staggers backwards towards Julliet and the referee slaps his hands together.]

Dawn McGill:
Tag by Brooks.

[As Stevens bounces off the ropes, Rah delivers a big boot that sends the Texan through the ropes and onto the floor, but the Sunshine God didn’t see the tag until Julliet comes over the ropes with a springboard flying forearm.]

[Julliet yells for Rah to get up.]

Johnny Suave:
Julliet is fired up.

[She runs and leaps as soon as Rah is back on his feet to delivering a spin kick, but the man who puts the Sol in Solstice avoids the attack.]

Dawn McGill:
The Butterfly Effect misses.

[As soon as Julliet turns around a big hand grabs her around the neck.]

Johnny Suave:
This could be the beginning of the end for Brooks and Stevens.

[Julliet begins to irritate the big man with body shots causing Rah to throw her into the ropes and when she does she collides with Stevens and the ref slaps his hands together and staggers forward to a waiting Sunshine God.]

[Rah grabs Julliet by the throat and quickly lifts her up into the air, but Julliet uses her quickness to counter and land behind him.]

[Rah spins around only to get hit with a picture perfect butterfly kick.]

Dawn McGill:
The Butterfly Effect connects!

[Rah staggers back against the ropes and they prevent him from falling out of the ring.]

Johnny Suave:
Good thing those ropes are there or Rah would be joining Stevens on the floor out in front of us.

[Stevens begins to crawl his way up onto the apron.]

Dawn McGill:
About time Stevens quit laying down on the job.

[Julliet goes to whip Rah, but the Guardian of the Solar Flare blocks it and shoves her back as Stevens crawls onto the apron.]

[Julliet tries to whip Rah again but he shoves her back.]

Dawn McGill:
That’s not going to work honey, he’s too strong.

[Frustrated, Brooks runs at Prince of Ultraviolet Light and Rah throws her up into the air.]

Johnny Suave: POP UP EYE OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rah slowly drops go and crawls into a cover as Stevens is now perched on the top turnbuckle.]

Dawn McGill:
What’s Stevens doing?

[As Rah looks around for Mills Lane to begin his count, his eyes widen in horror as he soon realizes that Julliet is not the legal person in the match.]

Johnny Suave:
Bonzai!

Dawn McGill:
Really?

Johnny Suave:
Thought it was appropriate.

[Stevens jumps off the top and places his knee drop containing his metal brace onto the back of Rah’s head.]

[McAvay crawls back onto the ring apron.]

[Stevens rolls Rah off of Brooks until he is back with his shoulders down, and Judge Mills Lane drops to make a cover.]

Dawn McGill:
Where’s Ray?!?!?!?

 

One.

 

Two.

 

Three.

 

[Ray breaks up the count a second too late.]

[Mills Lane signals for the bell.]

[DING-DING-DING]

Kimber Marshall:
And your winners by pinfall, representing Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, they are…..JULLIET! BROOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSS!!!! And…“The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[Mills Lane holds the victors hands high into the air.]

Johnny Suave:
So Scott Stevens and Julliet Brooks come together and get the win over PCW’s Ray McAvay and Rah.

Dawn McGill:
Good match. It was a good night.

[The PCW roster on hand walk out to the ring.  Escondido and Sufferable lug out a trash can full of beer and with Tanaka’s help take it into the ring.  Escondido starts throwing beers out to Stevens, Brooks, and then the rest of the roster]

Johnny Suave:
We want to thank everyone who came out tonight and who watched on PPV. It’s been fun. I’m glad we were able to finally put this to rest once and for all. Dawn?

Dawn McGill:
Exactly. I want thank Scott Stevens and Julliet Brooks for coming tonight and putting a great match for our PCW fans. As Johnny said. It’s been fun.

Johnny Suave:
And that’s going to do it. I’m Johnny Suave. She’s Dawn McGill. Thanks and good night.

=====================================

OOC

Special thanks to:

Justin aka…Scott Stevens for letting us use Stevens tonight and for writing the Special Attraction Main Event match.

Angie aka…Julliet Brooks for letting us use Brooks for tonight’s show.

Mike aka Mike Best for letting us replay the Best v. McGill match from 2009

Lindz and Ford for the shout out on Efed Guerrillas Friday night.

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