MVW House Show
Friday July 31st, 2015
**10 Bell Salute to Rowdy Roddy Piper**
Six days after the end of MVWA 63, Missouri Valley Wrestling reconvened in Edwardsville, Illinois last night. The show started with a video vignette where MVW Champion Lady Halitosis arrived to the arena in her 2008 Pontiac G6 and went to park in the spot that’s usually reserved for the MVW Champion- except that Jill Berg Enterprises limousine is parked in that particular spot.
Lady Halitosis gets out of her car just as Jill Berg and the rest of JBE start to disembark their vehicle. There’s a brief conversation between the champion and former champion. Jill Berg essentially tells her sorry, it’s the only spot large enough to accommodate their limousine and walks away. Lady Halitosis rolls her eyes at the backhanded swipe and simply parks somewhere else.
Then the Green World Order walks up and sees the JBE limo. New leader Kathryn Randall Collins tells her charges that they’re parked in the wrong spot and they should make a statement right then and there. The others agree and the next thing we see, the GWO is taking baseball bats, tire irons, and any weapon available to the limousine.
And so it begins…
Hannah Lancer defeated Blake Varney
-The newcomer, another one of Dawn McGill trained youngsters who debuted in Davenport, Iowa last week, picks up her first win ever.
Airline Amie defeated Cheryl Parkman
-Amie is another one of McGill’s pupils and she too claims a victory.
Lingerie Girls Wendy and Brandi Bayless defeat The O’Neders (Rita and Anita)
-The Bayless twins defeat the O’Neders, wrestling their final MVW match, in a good back and forth battle.
Afterwards, both Rita and Anita tearfully thanked the MVW fans for their support over the past few years and didn’t rule out returning at some point in the future.
The Korver Sisters (Kelly and Korey) defeated Divorcees with Dangerous Intent (Stacey Martin/Betsy Foster)
-The two time MVW Tag Team champions once again start up the mountain towards a Tag Team Title shot with a win over the DDI.
Jill Berg Enterprises walk to the ring and they aren’t happy. Jill Berg takes the microphone and demands MVW Champion Lady Halitosis come to the ring. Lady Halitosis walks out and she’s escorted by the new MVW Tag Team Champions ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas.
Berg points to the video screen where a picture of JBE’s battered limousine shows. Berg wants an explanation. Lady Halitosis tells her she had nothing to do with it. Berg doesn’t believe her. It gets a little heated. And then the music of “What’s Going On?” by 4 Non-Blondes begins to play and the Green World Order walk out. Kathryn Randall Collins tells Berg they did it and it’s just the beginning. JBE has had everything their way for the first five months after MVW returned and now it’s time that someone else step up. KRC repeated the GWO mantra- “We’re changing everything,” and promised to take down Jill Berg Enterprises.
AoD, still pissed off over losing their tag belts the week before, stepped forward against Jill Berg’s wishes and fired off a challenge to meet the GWO in the ring right now. KRC accepts and we’re off…
Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey)/Hallie Burton vs. Kathryn Randall Collins/Code Pink/Soccer Mom- no contest
-This went chaotic pretty quickly. After a brawl where most of the action took place outside the ring, the match was thrown out when the Kentucky Deerhunters tossed themselves into the mix and attacked the AoD again. Finally, the Heartland Champion Sheline Carrigan, the new addition to JBE, started mowing through the GWO one by one before MVW security stormed the ring to restore order.
Regina McGill/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris vs. ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Lani Harlot/Miley Vyrus
-And this one went to hell in a basket too. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker, still massively pissed off over the DQ loss to Vyrus at MVWA 63, stormed the ring and clobbered Vyrus with the MVW rulebook again. Hollywood SuperAgent Brock Ray hit the ring and pulled Walker off Vyrus.
On the plus side, Iris made it through the match unscathed. Her hamstring held up just fine.
MAIN EVENT- MVW Champion Lady Halitosis defeated Harley Davisson- non title match
-The backstage work that Dawn McGill has been doing with Lady Halitosis is definitely evident. The MVW Champion still shows her inexperience but she’s cutting down the rookie mistakes. Davisson did not hold back on the young champion and Lady Halitosis had to work her way through several tough situations. In the end, Lady Halitosis nails Davisson with her lethal breath to set up the Imploding Senton Bomb for the victory.
Post match, the video screen fired up again and showed Jill Berg Enterprises and the GWO rumbling in the parking lot near the broken JBE limousine to close the show.