MVW House Show
Friday July 17th, 2015
Missouri Valley Wrestling traveled into the hills of central Missouri last night for a big house show at the Gale Bullman Multi-Purpose Building on the campus of Missouri Science and Technology in Rolla, Missouri.
Four matches to set forth the process to determine the #1 contender for the MVW title. Plus, Television Champion and acting CEO of Jill Berg Enterprises Kathryn Randall Collins was scheduled to put her belt on the line against Hollywood Starlet Miley Vyrus.
The night started with Missouri Valley Wrestling’s co-bookers Corrina Romanov and Kevin G. Briscoe coming to the ring with eight balls and a bag to determine the matchups for the four MVW Title #1 contender’s tournament matches. Briscoe shook the bag up and Romanov put her hand in and drew.
Jill Berg (JBE) versus Code Pink (Green World Order)
Anna Conda versus Carrieanne McDermott
Regina McGill versus ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
‘Trailer Park Queen’ Lani Harlot versus Harley Davisson
Kirsten Canfield defeated Betsy Parker
-The Wichita State University intern picked up another win defeating Betsy Parker from Divorcees with Dangerous Intent.
Ninja Kitty defeated Airline Amie and Blake Varney
–The gameplan for the ultra-quick Ninja Kitty’s three-way match with Airline Amie and Varney could have been plucked from the script of Dodgeball. Dodge…dive…dip…duck…and dodge. By the time the match crossed the seven minute mark, Airline Amie and Varney were exhausted and sucking fumes trying to catch up with her. Ninja Kitty then hit the Pounce on Blake Varney to eliminate her. Then she hit the Pounce on Airline Amie to close out the match.
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated ‘The Original’ Shanna Barrett
-Tess wasted little time with the Missouri Valley Original. She hit the Pizza Cutter on Barrett at the six minute mark to clinch the win.
#1 Contender Tournament Quarterfinal Match: Jill Berg of Jill Berg Enterprises defeated Code Pink of the Green World Order
-Both JBE and the GWO were well represented at ringside. Code Pink came out and fired off a Glitter Bomb right out of the box. It missed. Jill then snapped off a Spinning Heel Kick that spun Code Pink around three times before she crumpled onto the mat. Berg didn’t go through the usual closing move and went right to the pin. The GWO didn’t have time to react and Berg won in less than thirty seconds to move on.
Post match, Code Pink, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, New Age Sensitive Guy, Peta from PETA, and Soccer Mom rumble with Jill Berg Enterprises’s Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey), Kathryn Randall Collins, Hallie Burton, and Mia Margarita.
PeaceNick of the GWO protested the violence from a safe place outside the ring.
Jill Berg looked to head to the back…saw the GWO jump JBE again. She turned, shook her head, and ran back down the aisle to the ring. Berg snapped off several Spinning Heel Kicks and down went Lee and GreenPete, Scott and Casey took out Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy with Angel Death Drops. Burton threw Peta from PETA out of the ring. Berg then gave Code Pink a second Spinning Heel Kick followed by a Spear, and a Jackhammer slam.
Berg then shook her head and left the ring, pausing briefly to hit PeaceNick with a Spinning Heel Kick on the way out.
#1 Contender Tournament Quarterfinal Match: Carrieanne McDermott defeated Anna Conda
-McDermott, the former Television and Heartland Champion from Scotland, mauled Conda unmercilessly and then finished her off with the Glasgow Kiss for the win. McDermott seems to be getting back into her groove
#1 Contender Tournament Quarterfinal Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Regina McGill
-McGill put up a tough fight against Jill Berg on Wednesday night before falling to the former MVW Champion. Last night, McGill was thrown right back to the wolves as she drew a first round encounter with the Heartland Champion Sheline Carrigan- who also wrestled Wednesday night in a title match against ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker.
To their credit neither wrestler didn’t show much sign of fatigue as they battled and brawled. Carrigan’s strength proved to be the difference and she hit the Canadian Destroyer on McGill to move on.
Following the match, Carrigan ran into Jill Berg who was again watching her match from the aisle. They had a brief conversation before the ‘Canadian Cyborg’ headed to the locker room.
#1 Contender Tournament Quarterfinal Match: Harley Davisson defeated ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Lani Harlot
-Davisson and Harlot also put on quite the show in a wild free for all that was in and out of the ring. Harlot actually had Davisson in the White Trash Compactor but Davisson was close enough to the ropes to latch on and break the hold. Davisson then wore down Harlot and hit the Kick Stand for the victory.
MAIN EVENT- Television Title Match: Miley Vyrus w/Hollywood SuperAgent Brock Ray defeated Kathryn Randall Collins © via DQ
-Again, full Jill Berg Enterprises contingent at ringside except for Jill Berg. Brock Ray complained to the referee about JBE’s presence but it was ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker who he should have been concerned about. Walker, holding the ‘official’ Missouri Valley Wrestling rulebook in her hand, walked to the ring part way through and immediately she and Brock Ray exchanged words.
Walker kept pointing at specific provisions in the rulebook. Ray kept trying to brush her off and concentrate on the match. Finally, Vyrus sees what’s going on and goes to the corner. She leans over the ropes and yells something at Walker. Walker yells back at her. KRC stands in the middle of the ring and watches while wondering what’s going on. Vyrus leans over the top rope again and this time Walker pops her with the rulebook. Referee Davey Keels calls for the bell right away and Vyrus gets the DQ win- which sets Jill Berg Enterprises off.
KRC demands to know why she’s disqualified for something that had nothing to do with JBE. Walker, seeing Angel Scott and Angel Casey coming around the ring, decides to jump into the crowd and scurry away.
Finally, MVW co-bookers Corrina Romanov and Kevin G. Briscoe come out to set things straight. Briscoe says enough is enough. Walker and Vyrus will settle this once and for all next Saturday night at MVWA 63.
So the MVWA 63 card begins to take shape.
Grudge Match: Hollywood Starlet Miley Vyrus with Hollywood SuperAgent Brock Ray vs. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker
MVW Tag Team Title Match: Angels of Death vs. TBD
MVW Title #1 Contender’s Match: TBD vs. TBD