10/16-MVW Studio Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s 30 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday October 16th, 2019
Taped October 4th at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Open- The End of Monday Night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland / Blaire Moise interviews ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson Backstage. (Run Time: 2 minutes)
‘Redneck Bill Dickinson stands in the ring after losing the #1 contender’s match to J.J. Bittinger thanks to some chicanery on the part of Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff, Connor Justice, and Marshall Laww) and Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell.

Dickinson sees Bittinger with his arm raised in victory by Referee Davey Keels. His first inclination is to blow up Bittinger and take Keels with him as collateral damage. But he doesn’t.

Backstage after the show, Blaire asks him what happened. Dickinson smiles and tells her Bittinger ‘got one over on him tonight’ and that’s okay. He wishes J.J. luck against Charlie Blackwell and promises that ‘this isn’t the end of this.’

MATCH #1-Rah defeated The Order Taker with the Eye of Rahhhh (Run Time: 3 minutes)
We get a truncated entrance from the Sunshine God who doesn’t waste a lot of time disposing of the fast food casher who bellows ‘Do you want fries with that?’ at every opportunity.

Blaire Moise Recaps Wrestling Night in the Heartland (Run Time: 3 minutes)
-Backman Taylor Powerdrive defeated The People’s Front of Berea (KY) in a Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match- BTP will now face The Missouri Valley Fight Club tonight for the title.
-‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 kidnaps Dawn McGill with the help of Poison Penny after it looked like Rah and High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis had made the save. Poison Penny and Ultratron-5.1 whisked McGill away in a truck.
-The Southern Boys defeated Rough Justice to remain the Tag Team Title #1 Contender’s- they will face Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. next week in Chicago, Illinois.
-‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot accepts Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin’s challenge to match to determine THE Trailer Park Queen.
-Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens cuts a promo on HOW wrestler Scottywood.
-The Kardoucheians do the unthinkable with their empire crumbling all around them- meet with Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann.
-J.J. Bittinger defeats ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson in a Men’s Title #1 Contender’s Match and will face Charlie Blackwell in Chicago on October 26th for the title- Rough Justice runs-in to take out Dickinson’s Southern Boys colleagues and Blackwell comes to ringside to distract Dickinson.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
Women’s Tag Team Title Match- The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
Queen of the Trailer Park Match: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Eva Perrin
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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Blaire Moise interviews J.J. Bittinger after Wrestling Night in the Heartland. (Run Time: 2 minutes)
J.J. states he is looking forward to finally facing Charlie Blackwell for the title. Blaire reminds Bittinger that Blackwell wanted nothing more than to face Bittinger after the MVW rookie attacked him. Bittinger responds he beat Bill Dickinson at his own game and will do the same to Blackwell on October 26th in Chicago, Illinois.

MATCH #2-‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Adrienne Banks with the Pizza Cutter (Run Time: 3 minutes)
The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl is still working herself back into shape after returning from a layoff.

Blaire interviews Tessa. (Run Time: 3 minutes)
Tessa talks about her career from the very beginning all the way to the present. She thinks she’s probably got one last title run in her if she can find a little consistency and get in better shape.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
#1 Contender: J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Contenders
2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
5. Pete Howe

Women’s Champion: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
#1 Contender: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Contenders
2. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
3. Yosemite Samantha
4. Shizuko Yamazaki
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender: The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders
2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
4. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender: Rah- The Sunshine God
Contenders
2. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow
5. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender: Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Poison Penny
5. Victoria McGill

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Blaire Moise Previews New Signees (Run Time: 2 minute)
The O’Neders: Rita and Anita and The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey- two classic, old school women’s tag team returning to Missouri Valley Wrestling.
-People’s Front of Berea (KY): Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker- Foster, Walker, and Zeb Morris make up the male contingent of the People’s Front of Berea.
Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R- Sufferable and Triple R are old school wrestlers with lots and lots of experience.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith with the Katahajime ( Run Time: 6 minutes)
Blackwell toyed a while with Smith before he got serious and put him away with the Katahajime.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
Women’s Tag Team Title Match- The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
Queen of the Trailer Park Match: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Eva Perrin
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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10/14-MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Tonight’s Show (60 minutes)
–Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)
-Highlights of Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: The Southern Boys vs. Rough Justice
–Main Event: Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger

FADE IN:

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LAST WEEK ON MVW’s WRESTLING NIGHT IN THE HEARTLAND ON HOTv:
-The Kings of Old School defeated The Southern Boys in a Six Man Tornado Tag Match inside a steel cage
-Rough Justice attacks both The Kings and Southern Boys after the match.
-“The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine” Ultratron-5.1 gloats over winning the Heartland Title back from Rah. Ultratron-5.1 then demands Dawn McGill be turned over to him (Dawn had knocked Ultratron-5.1 out the week before with a steel chair) at the next show.
-Women’s Heartland Champion ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin challenges the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot to determine just who the TRUE Queen of the Trailer Park is.
-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Christa Carmondy to remain the #1 Contender to the Women’s Title/she will face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the title in Chicago on October 26th.
-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and J.J. Bittinger brawl as the show ends. Both men face each other tonight for a shot at the MVW Men’s Title.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday October 14th, 2019
Taped Saturday October 12th
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise

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The camera pans around- the crowd are all on their feet.

There’s a match going on that’s being joined in progress.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome to the SIU Arena in Carbondale, Illinois for another edition of Wrestling Night in the Heartland!

Thunderbolt pauses as the crowd let’s out a loud cheer.

Thunderbolt Smith: I am Thunderbolt Smith. He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go right to the ring where we’ve got a match already in progress.

MATCH ONE/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)- joined in progress
…Morris hip-tosses Taylor down. She drops and cradles her. Romanov makes the count.

One…

Tw-Taylor shoots the arm up. Romanov holds up two fingers.

Backman Taylor Powerdrive
Charlene Backman
AGE: 27 / HT: 6-1 WT: 175 / HOME: Detroit, MI
FIN: TCB
Brianna Taylor
AGE: 28 / HT: 5-11 WT: 170 / HOME: Flat Rock, MI
FIN: Sledgehammer (DDT)

The People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Kellyanne Morris
AGE: 27 / HT: 5’ 9” WT: 165 / HOME: Berea, KY
FIN: Kentucky Headcrusher
Bailey Foster
AGE: 26 / HT: 5’ 8” WT: 135 / HOME: Berea, KY
FIN: Kentucky Fried Crossface Chickenwing
GROUP: Zeb Morris, Dayle Joe Foster, Ezekiel Walker

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor have improved a lot over the past few months and they’re up against another rapidly improving tag team in The People’s Front of Berea…Kentucky.

Thunderbolt Smith: Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster used to be the Kentucky Deerhunters before. They returned to MVW with the People’s Front of Berea and a new attitude and they rode that to a title match against the Missouri Valley Fight Club last month.

Rick Hall: The People’s Front of Berea – Kentucky – would love nothing more than to defeat Backman Taylor Powerdrive tonight and give it another go for the Women’s Tag Team title in Chicago in two weeks.

4th MINUTE
Taylor tries to get to her corner. Morris cuts her off. She follows with chops – whips Taylor to the ropes and clotheslines her on the return.

Foster tags in.

She lays the boots to Taylor. Taylor grabs a boot and twists sending Foster to the mat.

Taylor dives for her corner and tags in Backman. Backman in and lands a right hand. Backman trades shots with Foster. Backman rakes the eyes – hits a powerslam. Cover.

One…

Two- Foster kicks out.

Leg drop by Backman. Foster tries to roll away. Backman pulls her up by her hair.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both teams aren’t holding anything back. There’s been no feeling out period.

Rick Hall: Nope. They know what’s on the line. Neither team can’t afford any slip ups.

Thunderbolt Smith: Backman in control of Foster.

5th MINUTE
Backman lifts Foster up – Vertical suplex. Foster lands hard on her back. Cover.

One…

Two…- Foster kicks out and rolls to her corner to tag in Morris but gets cut off and drug back across to the BTP corner by Backman.

Taylor in. She hits a clothesline and dumps Foster with a back body drop. Foster rolls out of the ring. Taylor follows with strikes. Then Backman takes out Foster by slamming her into the barricade. Taylor follows with a tope.

Zeb Morris, Dayle Joe Foster, Ezekiel Walker run around the ring to Foster’s aid. Backman and Taylor retreat back to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s the People’s Front of Berea’s big advantage.

Rick Hall: Yes- unless they blatantly interfere and get the PFB disqualified. Then the advantage works against them.

Thunderbolt Smith: And Corinna Romanov will disqualify you.

Rick Hall: If push comes to shove, she will.

6th MINUTE
Foster gets helped back in. She runs right into a suplex from Taylor. Backman tags in and pummels poor Foster with strikes.

Taylor tags back in. She hits a body slam and grounds the action.

Foster fights to her feet. She lands two desperation right hand and tags in Kellyanne Morris. Morris and Taylor immediately lock up and brawl. Morris pokes Taylor in the eye – spins her around – plants her with a reverse DDT. Cover.

One…

T- Taylor powers out.

Morris runs wild with strikes and kicks. Foster jumps in to double team and dumps Taylor out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Morris and Foster follow and they’re doubleteaming Taylor on the floor.

Rick Hall: Hang on. Here comes Charlene Backman.

7th MINUTE
Backman runs across the ring follows with a high cross to the floor. Now all four women brawl on the floor.

Morris gets whipped to the barricade by Backman. Backman follows with stiff right hands.

Foster cuts off Taylor and hits a stun gun. She delivers a couple of boots on the floor for good measure.

Referee Romanov starts a ten count.

Then the menfolk of the People’s Front of Berea encroach in the area and BTP wisely decide to get back to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Wise move.

Rick Hall: Very wise.

8th MINUTE
Back to the ring. Foster tags in and takes Taylor down with an armdrag takedown. She goes top rope and hits the moonsault.

Foster doesn’t cover – she wraps her arm around Taylor’s neck – wrenches Taylor’s arm behind her while wrapping her legs around her torso.

Thunderbolt Smith: KENTUCKY FRIED CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!

Rick Hall: Backman in the ring!

Backman immediately races across and stomps Foster to break the hold.

Romanov starts a count on Backman. Both Foster and Taylor try to crawl to their respective corners.

Thunderbolt Smith: Who will get there first.

Rick Hall: Foster.

9th MINUTE
Foster reaches outs and Morris tags back in just as Taylor slaps hands with Backman.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here we go!

Both women charge in and crash into each other. Backman decks Morris with a right. Morris battles back with a lariat.   Foster runs in to take out Taylor- she’d climbed the top rope for a doubleteam move.

Backman and Morris battle. Morris goes for suplex. Backman blocks. She rolls Morris to the mat and covers.

One…

Tw- Morris kicks out.

Backman delivers a forearm shot to Morris’s forehead and hooks the leg again.

One…

Two..

T-Bailey Foster rips Backman off of Morris at the last second.

Thunderbolt Smith: Backman nearly had her.

Rick Hall: She’s frustrated and tags Taylor.

10th MINUTE
Taylor jumps in and all four women brawl.

Romanov tries to separate Taylor and Foster and send Foster back to her corner. Morris reaches between Taylor’s legs and pulls her down.

Thunderbolt Smith: Roll up from behind!

One…

Two-Taylor kicks out.

Rick Hall: Kellyanne Morris nearly had her there.

Thunderbolt Smith: Romanov is trying to get the non-legal women out of the ring.

Rick Hall: Good luck with that.

Morris pulls Taylor back up and set her up for the Kentucky Headcrusher.

Thunderbolt Smith: If Morris can hit this, the People’s Front of Berea will get another shot at the Missouri Valley Fight Club.

Rick Hall: But Taylor is putting up a fight.

Taylor resists as Morris tries to take her face first to the mat. Taylor gets an arm free and elbows Morris to the jaw.

Thunderbolt Smith: Elbow shakes Taylor loose from Morris.

Taylor takes a side headlock. Drop.

Thunderbolt Smith: SLEDGEHAMMER DDT!

Rick Hall: Foster in the ring!

Backman races across the ring to take her out with a wicked clothesline. She mounts Foster on the mat and starts raining down right hands.

Thunderbolt Smith: Taylor covers!

One…

Two…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And that’s it! Backman Taylor Powerdrive has survived!

Rick Hall: Taylor fought out of the Kentucky Headcrusher, turned it around and dropped her with the Sledgehammer DDT to give BTP the win!

Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall in the ring to make the official announcement.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at nine minutes and fifty-seven seconds and NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE! BACKMAN! TAYLOR! POWERDRIVE!

Romanov raises Backman and Taylor’s arms in victory.

Thunderbolt Smith: Backman Taylor Powerdrive will face the Missouri Valley Fight Club for the Women’s Tag Team title in Chicago in two weeks.

Rick Hall: That one should be another hard hitting affair. Two big and bruising women’s tag teams.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s run down the rest of the show real quick. Our main event tonight is going to be ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson versus J.J. Bittinger in another number one contender’s match with the winner facing MVW Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell for the title on October 26th in Chicago.

Rick Hall: Two wrestlers with similar styles. The difference is Dickinson is just bigger and stronger than Bittinger. But don’t count out ‘The Bear.’ Bittinger’s first official act in MVW was attacking Champion Charlie Blackwell. Charlie still remembers that and he said on the syndicated show this week that he wanted Bittinger to defeat Dickinson so he could get a little payback on him.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are off to a flying start. We’ll be back with more right after these messages.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th
Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO

November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

There’s something going on in the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are going right to the ring because the new Heartland Champion “The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine” Ultratron-5.1 is hijacking the show and refusing to let it continue until he gets what he wants.

Rick Hall: And that’s Dawn McGill served on a platter to him.

Thunderbolt Smith: How did we get to this? Well, it all started when Ultratron-5.1 brought in Darin Zion to attack his ‘enemies’- one of them being Dawn’s daughter Tori McGill. Zion took out Tori. Then Ultratron-5.1 was going to hit Tori with the Disintegrator on the floor when this happened…

(REPLAY: September 23rd, 2019 Wrestling Night in the Heartland)

Ultratron-5.1 sees someone running at him and drops Tori McGill to the floor. He ducks behind Zion.

Zion grabs Ultratron-5.1 by the wrist and whips him into Dawn’s path just as she’s whips the steel chair around running full speed.

*WHAM!*

Ultratron-5.1 pauses and hangs in the air – then slowly tips back and falls to the floor.

She blasts the downed ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ with the steel chair again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Thunderbolt Smith: Then last week…

(REPLAY: October 7th, 2019 Wrestling Night in the Heartland)

In the ring, Ultratron-5.1 angrily lashes out after watching a replay of the incident.

Ultratron-5.1: SILENCE, WORMS! It’s bad enough that Dawn McGill turned her back on Ultratron-5.1 and left my employ. It’s bad enough that her daughter meddled in my affairs and cost me the employ of Delaney Foster. Now Dawn McGill has taken it too far by daring to lay her dirty hands on my regal personhood. This impertinent behavior cannot and shall not go unpunished…you will deliver to me Dawn McGill so she can face the consequences of her actions. If you do not, then-

The picture cut to snow.

Cut to the ring.

ULTRATRON-5.1 MAKES HIS DEMAND
The light shining bright from his shiny, metal exterior, the New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine stands defiantly in the ring waiting for Dawn McGill to be brought to him.

Ultratron-5.1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
FIN: The Disintegrator
MGR: Todd- the Backstage Technician

Also in the ring, MVW CEO Ray McAvay.

‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
-Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO
AGE: 39 / HT: 6’-3” WT: 215 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX
FIN: McGill Bomb
VALETS: West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy
MGR: Bert the Janitor

McAvay is dressed per usual: Hawaiian shirt and jeans with boots.

Ultratron-5.1’s not impressed.

Ultratron-5.1: I’m waiting. Remember maggot, I am all powerful. I prevented Missouri Valley Wrestling from presenting a new show several weeks ago. I exacted payback and revenge to those who dare cross The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine- including Miss McGill’s pathetic daughter. I singlehandedly took HOW off the air and kept them off the air for two weeks. And now, if you do not bring Dawn McGill out to me NOW! I will end this show right here and now.

Ray McAvay: Okay Ultratron-5.1, I’ve just been told that Dawn is coming out with your lackey Todd the Backstage Technician.

A spotlight shines on the stage.

First out- Dawn McGill. She’s not dressed for competition. She’s dressed like a…housewife- which is what she is these days.

Dawn McGillThe 6 Foot Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt”
-Retired former MVW wrestler
HT: 6’ 0″ WT: 137 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: McGill Bomb

Thunderbolt Smith: Dawn is officially retired. She just happened to be backstage the night Ultratron-5.1 brought Darin Zion to MVW to attack his ‘enemies.’

Rick Hall: Dawn saw her daughter brutally attacked and responded in kind.

Next out- Todd the Backstage Technician. He’s dressed in a black hooded outfit. Can’t see his face. His face is bent down with the hood covering him up.

Rick Hall: That’s kind of weird.

Thunderbolt Smith: This whole thing is weird, Rick. But I wonder why Todd’s covering himself up like that.

Todd grabs Dawn by the arm and moves her towards ringside.

Ultratron-5.1 grins. He motions McGill to join him inside the ring.

She reaches the ring area. Todd points her to the ring. Dawn hesitates and doesn’t enter.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dawn appears uncertain what she should do. She’s not climbing into the ring.

Rick Hall: Yeah, I’m sure Ultratron-5.1 will take that well.

Ultratron-5.1 doesn’t take that well.

Ultratron-5.1: I will count to five. If you do not climb into this ring, I will immediately end this show and keep it off the air!

Dawn looks up at her ex-husband Ray McAvay. He shrugs and otherwise attempts to be reassuring.

Except McGill isn’t reassured. But she climbs onto the ring apron anyways followed by Todd.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well? Let’s see what happens.

Ultratron-5.1: Come here.

Dawn doesn’t want to.

Ultratron-5.1 gestures to her with his finger to come closer.

Check that, she REALLY doesn’t want to.

Ultratron-5.1: I have watched pretenders like Rah, Ken Kardoucheian… (mockingly) the Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot all demand to be treated like royalty – demand people bow down before them Only I – Ultratron-5.1 – The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine – is WORTHY and DESERVING of such reverence.

Ultratron-5.1 glares at McGill.

Ultratron-5.1: You shall kneel before me.

McGill does a double-take. Then she begins to get angry.

Dawn McGill: Oh, hell no.

Ultratron-5.1: Now!

Dawn McGill: The hell I will.

Impatiently, Ultratron-5.1 walks over to the ropes. He gestures to Todd. Todd grabs Dawn and tries to push her into the ring.

McGill resists.

Then Todd looks up at Ultratron-5.1 and suddenly he breathes on him. The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine suddenly falls backward and clutches his throat.

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S NOT TODD!

‘Todd’ pulls back his hood and throws off the garment. He’s really a man with a lucha mask and a black t-shirt with the block letter ‘H’ in the middle.

‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis
-Current High Octane Wrestling World Champion
AGE: 31 HT: 6’ 0” WT: 195 / HOME: Chattanooga, TN
FIN: Dragon Sleeper

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S HALITOSIS! HE’S HERE!

The reigning High Octane Wrestling World Champion helps Dawn down to the floor. Ultratron-5.1 falls to a knee.

Rick Hall: HOW has been off the air. Ultratron-5.1 claims it was his doing but-

Thunderbolt Smith: WHOA!

Rah!: The Sunshine God
Motivational speaker by day.  Pseudo inspirational deity complete with eclectic entourage by night. 
AGE: 36 / HT: 6’ 8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA
FIN: Eye of RAHHHHHHH!
Rah’s Followers: Happy Mango, Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, The BronzeBeach Suntan Bikini Girls

Thunderbolt reacts to Rah suddenly appearing and nearly taking The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’s head off with nasty front kick.   Ultratron-5.1 falls face first to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S RAH! (tone turns to surprise) AND HE’S PISSED!

No screwing around tonight. Rah yanks Ultratron-5.1 up – puts his head between his legs – lift – and slams The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine to the mat with a violent Eye of Rahhhhh!

Rah looks up to the sky and let’s out a loud primal scream.

Rick Hall: I’ve never seen Rah this pissed off before, Thunderbolt. Never.

Halitosis climbs into the ring and joins Rah. Halitosis holds the #97 Red HOW World Title belt up in the air and poses with Rah in the middle of the ring. The crowd gives the HOW World Champion, a former two-time MVW Tag Team champion with Rah, and the Sunshine God a standing ovation.

Thunderbolt Smith: Halitosis comes back to help Rah thwart Ultratron-5.1 is his return to MVW!

Rick Hall: Or has he?

Thunderbolt Smith: What?

As Halitosis and Rah celebrate in the ring and Dawn McGill watches from outside the ring, a green haired young lady appears from underneath the ring.

Poison Penny
AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 4″ WT: 155 / HOME: West Plains, MO
FIN: Imploding Senton Bomb/Poison Kiss

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s Poison Penny?

And then someone who looks suspiciously like Ultratron-5.1 peeks his head out from under the ring apron.

Rick Hall: Hold on! That’s…that’s Ultratron-5.1?

Poison Penny spins Dawn around – Dawn’s eyes widen when she sees the green haired wrestler – Penny plants a big kiss on her and knocks her out.

By the time Halitosis and Rah realize what’s happening, Poison Penny and Ultratron-5.1 have disappeared back under the ring.

Rah goes over to the ‘Ultratron-5.1’ in the ring and rips off the mask.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s NOT Ultratron-5.1! That’s Todd-the Backstage Technician!

The videotron pops on and shows Poison Penny carrying an unconscious Dawn over her shoulder with Ultratron-5.1 to a waiting vehicle outside the arena.

Both Halitosis and Rah take off to the back.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll be back with more right after this.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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HOW

HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING RETURNS!

HOW Presents –Friday Night Chaos 4
LIVE! Saturday, October 26th, 2019
From Chicago, Illinois

Tag Team Match
HOW World Champion Halitosis and Max Kael JR vs. Dan Ryan and LSD Champion MJ Flair of The Industry

Singles Match
High Flyer vs. Evan Ward

Singles Match
Darin Zion vs. Eric Dane

Six Man Tag Match
The Order: Hollywood, Savage, O’Dell vs. The eGG Bandits: Cancer Jiles, Doozer, and Robert Dean

Singles Match
Austin Bishop vs. Brenton Cross

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome back to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv. To recap what just happened, Ultratron-5.1 hijacked the show and demanded Dawn McGill be turned over to him.

Rick Hall: Except he wasn’t really Ultratron-5.1. It was Todd the Backstage Technician.

Thunderbolt Smith: Halitosis and Rah came to Dawn’s aid and took out the Ultratron-5.1 they thought was the real Ultratron-5.1.

Rick Hall: Except it wasn’t. It was Todd the Backstage Technician.

Thunderbolt Smith: Poison Penny then attacked McGill, knocked her out with her Poison Kiss, and with the real Ultratron-5.1 loaded Dawn into a truck and left the building leaving the fake Ultratron-5.1-

Rick Hall: Who was really Todd the Backstage Technician.

Thunderbolt Smith: …behind.

Rick Hall: So we’ll see what happens next.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also earlier tonight, we also had another number one contender’s match- this one for the Men’s Tag Team Title.

Rick Hall: To set the scene, the Southern Boys controlled the match throughout. To set the scene towards the end, Ruff was stomping away at Miller in the ring. Justice and Williams brawled outside the ring. Rough Justice’s Marshall Laww snuck around to get in position to use a taser on Miller. Here’s what happened.

(EARLIER TONIGHT: The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement/Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match)

The Southern Boys
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
MGR: General DeBauchery

Rough Justice
D.B. Ruff

-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 36 / HT: 6′ 4″   WT: 245 / HOME: Dawson, GA
FIN: Muta Lock
Connor Justice
-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 265 / HOME: Abbeville, AL
FIN: Muta Lock
MGR: Lt. Katrina Atcheson

-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson races down to the ring. He blows up Laww with a shoulder block and sends the taser flying into the ring. Referee Brent Payson turns and checks to see what’s going on outside the ring. Miller grabs the taser and zaps Ruff. Ruff falls.   Miller hooks the legs and covers.

Dickinson steamrolls Justice on the outside. General DeBauchery (Southern Boys) tackles Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol.

Payson sees the pinfall and makes the three count.

WINNER: The Southern Boys @ 10:28

Thunderbolt Smith: So once again, Miller and Williams will face Corporate World, Inc. for the Tag Team title belt.

Rick Hall: The last time these two teams met – on September 23rd, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams pulled referee Davey Keels out of the ring after Kirk Walstreit hit the Stock Market Plunge on Dave Miller and got the Southern Boys disqualified. You know they don’t want that to happen again. They want those belts back.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blaire Moise is backstage with the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot. Blaire?

Cut to:

LANI HARLOT INTERVIEW
Lani stands with MVW’s backstage reporter in a halter top shirt and a tight pair of jeans shorts. Also with her, Lani’s White Trash Posse (Jaxson and Shayne).

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 118 / HOME: Magnolia, AR

FIN: White Trash Compactor (Inverted Body Crunch)
VALETS: The White Trash Posse (Shayne and Jaxson)

Blaire Moise: Lani, last week on Wrestling Night in the Heartland the Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin challenged you to a match.

(LAST WEEK’S SHOW- Eva Perrin Challenges Lani Harlot)

Eva stands before the descamisados by the pool of the Wilder Haven East trailer park in Decatur, Illinois.

Crowd: EVA! EVA! EVA!

Eva Perrin: I. Eva Perrin. Your Women’s Heartland Champion. Have returned to my spiritual home at the Wilder Haven East trailer park to issue the following proclamation.

Crowd: EVA! EVA! EVA!

Eva Perrin: There can only be one Queen of the Trailer Park!…It’s time to settle this once and for all. Lani Harlot. You. The Women’s Heartland Champion. One on one. The loser will bow down to the true Queen of the Trailer Park. And that’s going to be me.

Blaire Moise: Your response?

Lani shakes her head.

Lani Harlot: I ran her skinny ass out of Missouri Valley Wrestling before. I can run her skinny ass out of Missouri Valley Wrestling again. Shayne and Jaxson will keep an eye on that meddling husband of hers while I fold her up like a cheap lawn chair when I put her in the White Trash Compactor.

Lani turns to the camera.

Lani Harlot: You want me, bitch? You’ve got me.

Lani and her associates depart.

Blaire Moise: Guys? Back to you.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire.

Rick Hall: Eva’s going to have to focus first on Kirsten Canfield next week in Mankato, Minnesota. Kirsten has done a great job of transitioning out of the backstage interviewer spot back to the ring and she will not be an easy win for the Argenta Rose.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s true. Blaire will be back in a few with this weekend’s House show review. Let’s go to the ring.

LISA BARBOSA-STEVENS PROMO
Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens stands in the middle of the ring receiving a standing ovation from MVW fans in Carbondale.

She’s flanked by the Stevens Dynasty: Bo and George Stevens and her manager Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Thank you. Thank you very much. It’s great to be back.

Lisa pauses as the crowd continues to cheer her.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: I know that I should be talking about my upcoming match in two weeks against Sheline Carrigan. But tonight, I have come here tonight to speak some truth. When I make a commitment to appear in a city, I move heaven and earth to do it. You see, two weeks ago, instead of wrestling in Urbandale, Iowa and Cedar Rapids, Iowa like I was originally scheduled to, I was home because of some piece of *BLEEP* named Scottywood…

Boos ring out throughout the arena.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ahhh yes. Scottywood is a longtime High Octane Wrestling wrestler who challenged Lisa’s husband Scott Stevens to a match at HOW’s upcoming pay per view show Rumble at the Rock.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: …that’s right. Because Scottywood attacked my father-in-law Cary Stevens, brother-in-law George Stevens, and my husband and George’s cousin Bo Stevens, I asked for time off to stay home with the family. And to make matters even worse, Scottywood showed up at my house, tied me to a bed, and forced my husband to accept his challenge at Rumble at the Rock. That’s right. Because you are a piece of *BLEEP*, I had to back out of two bookings- something I NEVER do. So to our fans in Urbandale and Cedar Rapids, I apologize for missing the shows.

Applause interrupts her.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: You see, Scotty, I’m a professional. My job is to wrestle. When I came back to MVW earlier this year, I wanted to make my mark – I wanted to win this…

She holds up the Women’s title belt.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: …again. And I did because I’m a professional and did my job in a professional manner. I didn’t try to hijack the show like some metal-headed idiot tried to do earlier tonight. I didn’t attack someone with a barbed wire hockey stick or go after his family. I didn’t go to my opponent’s house and tie up her husband to get what I wanted. No, I EARNED what I got. Why? Because I worked my ass off and worked my way back up the ladder until I got my opportunity and defeated Christa Carmondy – a great champion in her own right – to win this title back.

More applause.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Scotty, you want a fight? You got a fight. Just like when you called out M.J. Flair, you’ve picked another battle that you can’t win- which sums up your career since HOW came back earlier this year. Scott’s signed the contract for Rumble at the Rock, Scottywood. You asked for it. And you’re going to get it. Scott Stevens is not going to surrender. Scott Stevens is not going to retreat. Scott Stevens is going to kick your ass all over Alcatraz and I’m going to watch and enjoy every second of it.

Lisa spikes the microphone and holds up the MVW Women’s title.

Rick Hall: Yeah, she’s pissed off too.

Thunderbolt Smith: First Rah, now Lisa Barbosa-Stevens showing their anger here tonight on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

THE KARDOUCHEIAN SAGA CONTINUES
MVW camera follow the Kardoucheian Empire backstage. Family patriarch Khris Kardoucheian leads his sons Ken, Koley, and Khourtney down the hall to a back office.

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s been dark times for the Kardoucheian Empire.

(REPLAY: Friday Night’s Pikeville, Kentucky House Show/Pete Howe vs. Datron Powers vs. Ken Kardoucheian)

-In the latest Kardoucheian family meltdown, Ken ran into the newcomer from across the pound, Pete Howe. Howe demolished Kardoucheian and then put him away with his submission finisher.

Post match, Ken walked dejectedly back to the dressing room.

Thunderbolt Smith: First, Ken Kardoucheian ran into the new guy from the UK Pete Howe and got ripped apart. Then later on in the night, the Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. obliterated The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian in just under four minutes as the Tag Team champs wasted little time disposing of the crumbling Kardoucheian Empire.

Rick Hall: Losses – and I mean BAD losses – have left the Kardoucheians completely out of title contention. Not what they expected when they made their triumphant return to MVW.

The Kardoucheians reach an open door.

Khris looks down at a slip of paper in his hand. He turns and glances back at his sons. Then he takes a deep breath.

Khris Kardoucheian: Let’s go.

Khris walks in followed by Ken, Koley, and Khourtney. The camera swings around to show a straight in view of what or who was inside the open door.

We get a quick glimpse of-

Black hair. Black goatee. Black sunglasses. Black suit.

mr. mcmann2
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann???

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well? Given the way the Kardoucheians-Sports Entertainment Corporation relationship ended a couple years ago, I am shocked that the Kardoucheians have turned to the Sports Entertainment Genius in their hour of need.

Rick Hall: I’m not. The Kardoucheians are into self-preservation at any cost.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. As promised, let’s go back to Blaire Moise who will go over the House Show activity that took place over the weekend. Blaire?

HOUSE SHOW REVIEW
Blaire Moise stands backstage.

Blaire Moise: Blaire Moise here with a quick look at some of the big matches that took place over the weekend at the MVW house shows. As you already know, the Kardoucheian Empire hit rock bottom and turned to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann earlier tonight here in Carbondale, Illinois. Here are some other notable results…

Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield defeated Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters) with the Small Package roll up @ 13:49
In Pikeville, Kentucky Friday night, Hanson started fast and had Canfield on the ropes early and often. But she tired about midway through and Canfield came on strong. Hanson had one chance to pull the match out. She went for her Hockey Elbow and Canfield countered with a surprise small package to steal the win and earn herself another shot at Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin.

Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan- Worth pinned Bryan with the Jake Brake @ 14:28
Also in Pikeville, Worth and Company worked hard and brought the Corporate Country favorites back down to earth. They also moved up in the rankings.

‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa via DQ @ 9:51
The Hanson Sisters have been known for ‘pushing the envelope.’ Last night, they obliterated the envelope. Andrea Hanson pushed down referee Corrina Romanov after a dispute over a pinfall and ended up getting the Hansons DQ’d in a Pikeville, KY tag match.

Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea) with the Toxic Sting @ 11:12
Foster tried hard and Barbosa-Stevens didn’t bring her A-game to the match in Carbondale, Illinois Saturday night- as if she had other things on her mind. Also, the outside the ring distractions with the menfolk of the People’s Front of Berea getting into a war of words with the Stevens Dynasty at ringside didn’t help her concentration. Finally, the Women’s Champion drops Foster with the Toxic Sting to put an end to the match.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Shizuko Yamazaki with the Cannonball @ 3:29
Also in Carbondale, Yosemite Samantha disposed of the struggling young Japanese sensation in quick fashion to re-announce herself as a legitimate threat to the Women’s title.
-Later on in the show, William Daniels Bryan- reverting back to a former incarnation as Daniel-San, consoles Yamazaki after her loss to Yosemite Samantha. He tells Yamazaki that she had all the talent in the world but was drifting aimlessly without focus. He tells her she needs guidance and offers to put his singles career on hold to become her mentor and manager. Yamazaki accepts.

Jack Fraiser defeated Marshall Laww (Rough Justice) with the Canadian Railaway @ 8:42
Former Heartland Champion Fraiser moves up into the Men’s Championship division and moves up the rankings with the win over Laww.

Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God defeated Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja) with the Eye of Rahhhhh @ 6:00
Rah was not in the best of moods Sunday night in Rolla, Missouri given the events over the weekend and picked up a decisive win over the Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja.

Blaire Moise: That’s all I’ve got for now. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve got the main event – ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson versus J.J. Bittinger – right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
Contenders

2. J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
5. Pete Howe

Women’s Champion: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
#1 Contender:
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Contenders

2. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
3. Yosemite Samantha
4. Shizuko Yamazaki
5. ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
2. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
5. The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
3. ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
4. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
5. The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
Rah- The Sunshine God
Contenders
2. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja)
3. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
4. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
5. Captain Jack Darrow

Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Argenta (IL) Rose’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. Poison Penny
5. Victoria McGill

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are ready to go with our main event. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. J.J. Bittinger. Winner gets the MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell for the title.

MAIN EVENT/#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: Referee Davey Keels calls for the bell and we are underway.

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
FIN: Bear Hug

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb
MGR: General DeBauchery
WITH: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams

1st MINUTE
Dickinson and Bittinger step forward and start jawing with each other.

Rick Hall: These two met a month ago in Normal, Illinois. J.J. acquitted himself well but Dickinson wrestled at a completely different level and was too much for him in the end. We will see what J.J. learned from the match. We will see if Dickinson replicate what he did last month and get another shot at Charlie Blackwell.

They circle. Lock up. Both men grapple and try to gain an advantage.

It ends with Dickinson pushing Bittinger back to the ropes. Bittinger hooks the ropes with his arms and Keels calls for a break.

Dickinson cleanly breaks and steps back.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bittinger is not a small man but Dickinson has seventy pounds on him and it shows.

Rick Hall: Bittinger took a stiff powerbomb from Dickinson in their last matchup and survived. He’s tough and can take punishment. But not only does Dickinson have a size advantage, he also has the numbers advantage with Miller, Williams, and General DeBauchery here at ringside.

2nd MINUTE
More circling.

Lock up. Dickinson takes Bittinger to the ground and tries to pound away at him. But Bittinger fights back. He rakes Dickinson’s eyes and squirms out to make the ropes.

Bittinger shoots in. Dickinson swats him to the side. Bittinger gets a hammerlock but Dickinson makes the ropes and rolls out to the floor.

Bittinger makes the mistake of following. Dickinson whips him to the barricades. Bittinger goes to get a chair. Referee Keels stops him which allows Dickinson to land a stiff right hand. Dickinson whips Bittinger to the barricade a second time.

Keels starts the count.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bittinger can handle himself here but this has to be to Dickinson’s advantage.

Rick Hall: Dickinson is the three hundred thirty pound Southern Brawler. Hell yes, this is in his wheelhouse.

3rd MINUTE
Dickinson attacks the arm. He slams it on the barricade.  And again.

Keels reaches five.  Dickinson turns and glares at the referee threatening the ref and then rips into Bittinger again.

Six.

Bittinger boots Dickinson in the gut and fires up. He ducks under Dickinson and rushs back to the ring.

Bittinger steps in. Dickinson’s right behind. Both men trade punches at ringside.

Dickinson rolls back in and blasts Bittinger again with a right hand. He draps Bittinger’s arm over the top rope.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson with the hanging arm bar and Bittinger is having a hard time getting back into the ring.

Rick Hall: Keels did stop the count though so he’s safe on that account.

4th MINUTE
Dickinson head butts Bittinger and the Bear goes down.

Rick Hall: Relaltively safe, that is.

Bittinger pulls himself up and climbs back into the ring.   He flips Dickinson off which serves to enrage the Three Hundred Thirty Pound Southern Brawler.

Bittinger fires right hands and drives Dickinson back. It works until Dickinson nails him with a big boot that staggers him. Dickinson hits another and Bittinger goes down. Cover.

One…

Two- Bittinger kicks out.

Dickinson tries to hip toss Bittinger. He’s countered. Bittinger punts Dickinson’s left leg. He then grabs the leg and twists.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dragon Screw by Bittinger.

Bittinger covers.

5th MINUTE
One…

Tw-Dickinson pushes Bittinger off. Bittinger immediately launches himself in the air and drops a double knee on Dickinson’s chest.

Rick Hall: Ooof.

Bittinger takes Dickinson’s left ankle. He falls back to the mat and jars the foot with a Single Foot DDT.

Dickinson grabs his ankle and rolls back and forth. Bittinger goes behind him. *SMACK*

Thunderbolt Smith: Bittinger just kicked Dickinson in the square of the back.

Rick Hall: SPINAL TAP!

Thunderbolt Smith: Loved the movie.

Rick Hall: No, that’s the name of the move.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh.

8th MINUTE
Dickinson pulls himself up and props himself against the corner turnbuckle. Bittinger rushes in. Clothesline.

Dickinson tumbles forward. Bittinger lifts him across his shoulders and dumps him the mat. Cover.

One…

Two…- Dickinson kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: J.J. Bittinger has suddenly taken control of the match.

Rick Hall: Dickinson is now in a fight.

Something that hasn’t been lost on Dickinson’s compadres at ringside. ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and their beer swilling and label collecting consigliore General DeBauchery edge closer to the ring.

Bittinger misses a rolling kick and loses his balance. Dickinson counters into a sleeper. Bittinger back kicks him in the balls and Dickinson doubles over.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bittinger takes a short cut.

Rick Hall: But he’s out of the sleeper hold and back on the offensive.

9th MINUTE
Bittinger grabs the back of the Redneck’s neck and connects with a swinging neckbreaker. Cover.

One…

Two…

T-NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: MILLER MAKES THE SAVE!

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller jumps into the ring and levels Bittinger with a boot to the head.

Keels shouts at Miller to get out of the ring.

Now Dickinson on offense. He back body drops Bittinger to the mat. Bittinger scrambles back to his feet. Dickinson shoots across the ring- high knee to the chest. Bittinger falls to a sitting position.

Dickinson turns and gets into Keels’s face. That allows Miller and Williams to get a few cheap shots in.

*”Rough Justice”- The Rolling Stones*

The crowd rises. D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement, Marshall Laww, and Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol run towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s Rough Justice!

10th MINUTE
Laww shoves General DeBauchery out of the way. Ruff and Justice stick tasers in the back of Miller and Williams.

Thunderbolt Smith: TASERS!

Rick Hall: Bill Dickinson cost Rough Justice their match earlier tonight. Now, it looks like Rough Justice is back for a little retribution.

Miller and Williams drop to the mat. Ruff and Justice start laying the boots to both.

Atcheson rolls General DeBauchery up in a small package – she lifts him up (still in a small package) and drives him down to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: OHHHHHHHH.   Small Package Driver by the Kansas Highway Patrolwoman on the floor!

Rick Hall: Ruff and Justice are stomping the hell out of Miller and Williams! Dickinson doesn’t know what to do.

Indeed, Dickinson’s delay allow Bittinger to get his bearings back. He goes up to Dickinson from behind and delivers a low blow.

Thunderbolt Smith: WHOAAAAA!

Rick Hall: J.J. Bittinger is throwing everything he’s got.

11th MINUTE
Dickinson bends over. Bittinger goes top rope. He jumps. Springboard 450.

But Dickinson moves to the side.

Thunderbolt Smith: NOOOO! HE MISSED.

Rick Hall: Dickinson just got out of the way!

Dickinson eyes Bittinger writhing on the mat in pain. He stands back up and walks over to him.

Dickinson drags Bittinger up. He lifts him up to an upside down position for a delayed Vertical Suplex.

Thunderbolt Smith: This could be it!

*“Texas Kind of Way” – Cody Johnson Band*

Thunderbolt Smith: HOLD ON! What’s that?

Rick Hall: You mean, who’s that?  THAT’S CHARLIE BLACKWELL!

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
-MVW Men’s Champion
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime

Dickinson hesitates when Blackwell comes down to the ring.

12th MINUTE
Bittinger kicks his legs and flips over, landing on his feet. Dickinson doesn’t bother to stop him. He goes over to the ropes where Blackwell stands.

Thunderbolt Smith: Why is Charlie Blackwell at ringside?

Rick Hall: He said on the syndicated show last week that he wanted Bittinger to defeat Dickinson so he could get a little payback on him. Is this why he’s here?

Dickinson points at Blackwell and they begin to talk.

Bittinger sizes up Dickinson from behind. He throws himself into the rope and shoots off across the ring.

Dickinson does not see Bittinger coming.

Bittinger slams into Dickinson – pushes him into the ropes – wraps his arms around Dickinson’s torso – and rolls him backward into a small package.

Thunderbolt Smith: ROLL UP!

13th MINUTE
Keels slides in.

One…

Two…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S DONE IT! J.J. BITTINGER PULLS OFF THE WIN!

Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at nine minutes and four seconds and the NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE MEN’S TITLE- JAY! JAY! BITTINGER!

Thunderbolt Smith: J.J. Bittinger will face Charlie Blackwell in two weeks for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Title.

Rick Hall: The Southern Boys live by the sword. And tonight, they died by the sword. Dickinson gets a little just dessert here and J.J. Bittinger gets himself a title opportunity in Chicago.

Enraged, Dickinson jumps back to his feet. He can’t believe he’s just lost.

On the floor, Rough Justice have left his teammates in a quivering heap.

Having accomplished his objective, MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell casually strolls back to the dressing room.

Dickinson sees Bittinger with his arm raised in victory by Referee Davey Keels. Oh, and there’s history between him and Keels.

His first inclination is to blow up Bittinger and take Keels with him as collateral damage. But he knows that’s an automatic suspension for laying a hand on a referee.

He glares at both. What to do…what to do…

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s all for this week! We will be back next week. For Rick Hall, I’m Thunderbolt Smith. See you next week!

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
Women’s Tag Team Title Match- The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
Queen of the Trailer Park Match: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Eva Perrin
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th
Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO

November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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10/13-MVW Rolla, MO House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Gibson Arena
Rolla, MO
Sunday October 13th, 2019

The final show of the weekend stopped off in Rolla, Missouri as MVW returned to the Gibson Arena for a ten match show.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Rolla, MO Results:
MATCH #1- Denver McMasters defeated Eric Haywood with the McMaster Lock submission @ 10:00
McMasters knocked off Haywood in a battle of MVW rookies to start the show.

MATCH #2-Ninja Kitty defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker with the Hurricanrana DDT @ 11:33
Walker spent most of the match chasing after Ninja Kitty. She finally had enough and started to complain to the referee. Ninja Kitty picked Walker apart from there and picked up the win.

MATCH #3-Victoria McGill defeated Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell with the McGill Bomb @ 3:08
Littell started off quick but something finally clicked and Tori tore apart the Black Widow in just over three minute to win her Women’s Heartland match.

The opening bars of Billy Joel’s classic ‘Captain Jack’ herald the arrival of Captain Jack Darrow to the arena. Darrow strolls down to the ring.

Then the jarring opening guitar riff cut off ‘Captain Jack’ and Van Halen’s trademark manic chugging sound with Eddie Van Halen’s guitar took over bringing down Bullethead.

MATCH #4-Captain Jack Darrow defeated Bullethead with the Pirate Plunder @ 7:44
Captain Jack wrestled his best match in MVW to become the first person to slow down Bullethead and give him his first MVW loss.

MATCH #5-Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan defeated The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane via DQ @ 7:04
This one ended up to be a wild seven minute free-for-all with the Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams getting involved. Miller and Williams took out the Corporate Country babyfaces for the automatic DQ of the Kings of Old School.

Post match, the Southern Boys and Kings of Old School went at it until MVW Security came down to separate everyone.

MATCH #6-Pete Howe defeated Marshall Laww (Rough Justice) with the UK Lock submission @ 11:54
Howe started slow. Laww nearly hit the Lawwbreaker in the first three minutes. But then Howe began to wear Laww down and that led to him slapping the UK Lock on Laww to get the win. The victory also moves Howe up into the 5th spot of the Men’s Division rankings.

MATCH #7-Jack Fraiser defeated Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) with the Canadian Railaway @ 18:35
One of the matches of the night. In a battle for position in the Men’s rankings, Jack Fraiser started strong – Average Joe rallied in the middle part – but Fraiser kicked it into another gear late and took the win. Plus, Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell finally returned 100% recovered from knee surgery.

MATCH #8-Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God defeated Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja) with the Eye of Rahhhhh @ 6:00
Rah was not in the best of moods given the events over the weekend and picked up a decisive win over the Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja.

MATCH #9/NON-TITLE-Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey- McDermott pinned Korey with the Glasgow Handshake @ 20:51
Match of the night. The Korvers returned to MVW for the first time in months and proceeded to put on a show with the MVFC in a battle of technical wrestling versus brawn.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE-Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated Ken Kardoucheian with the Katahajime submission @ 3:34
Another bad night for the Kardoucheian Empire. Blackwell tuning up for his title defense at the big Chicago show in two weeks.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match-Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match-Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Rah
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © vs. Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

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10/12-MVW Carbondale, IL House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Saturday October 12th, 2019

Night two of MVW’s weekend trio of shows stopped off in Southern Illinois- Southern Illinois University to be specific- and the SIU Arena for a big eleven match show and TV taping. Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell, Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc. and Women’s Tag Team Champions Missouri Valley Fight Club were on hand in non-title matches. Three number one contender’s match hogged the spotlight though as the card for MVW’s upcoming show in Chicago in two weeks began to come into focus.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Carbondale, IL Results:
Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 hijacks the show before it even begins in a spot taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

MATCH #1-The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina defeated Ninja Kitty and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas- Tori pinned Ninja Kitty @ 8:48 after hitting the McGill Bomb
The McGill’s get a much needed win over the new tag team of the Texas Cowgirl and Ninja Kitty.

MATCH #2-Jack Fraiser defeated Marshall Laww (Rough Justice) with the Canadian Railaway @ 8:42
Former Heartland Champion Fraiser moves up into the Men’s Championship division and moves up the rankings with the win over Laww.

On the video screen, the Kardoucheian Empire (Ken, Koley, Khourtney) and the family patriarch (Khris) enter a room backstage in a taped vignette for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

MATCH #3-‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin with the Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper @ 4:48
Iris is dipping her toe back into the Women’s singles division and put in a complete performance against the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl- who still is trying to get back into ring shape after an extended layoff.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot comes out to respond to Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin’s challenge to a match made the night before in Pikeville, Kentucky to determine the ‘true’ Trailer Park Queen- taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #4- Yosemite Samantha defeated Shizuko Yamazaki with the Cannonball @ 3:29
Yosemite Samantha disposed of the struggling young Japanese sensation in quick fashion to re-announce herself as a legitimate threat to the Women’s title.

Post match, Yosemite Samantha cuts a promo and declares ‘she’s back’ and gunning for the Women’s title.

MATCH #5/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #6/MEN’S TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

On the video screen, William Daniels Bryan- dressed in a former incarnation…Daniel-San consoles Yamazaki after her loss to Yosemite Samantha. He tells Yamazaki that she had all the talent in the world but was drifting aimlessly without focus. He tells her she needs guidance and offers to put his singles career on hold to become her mentor and manager. Yamazaki accepts.

MATCH #7/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Tag Team Champions Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa- Davisson pinned Melissa with the Kick Stand @ 9:48
The Hansons have had a rough run of results of late. But the sisters came in and gave the reigning Women’s Tag Team Champions a good match before Melissa Hanson fell to Davisson’s Kick Stand finisher.

MATCH #8/NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Foul Pole and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Kings of Old School) via DQ @ 7:31
The Foul Pole does what the Foul Pole does. After nailing Banks with one of his infamous Foul Pole punches (he aims at the gut but misses way south) and getting warned by referee Ron Martin, The Foul Pole hits Walstreit with a wayward Foul Pole punch and gets the Kings of Old School B-team disqualified. Escondido looked good in the limited amount of ring time he got as he tries to get back into in-ring shape.

MATCH #9/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea) with the Toxic Sting @ 11:12
Foster tried hard and Barbosa-Stevens didn’t bring her A-game to the match- as if she had other things on her mind. Also, the outside the ring distractions with the menfolk of the People’s Front of Berea getting into a war of words with the Stevens Dynasty at ringside didn’t help her concentration. Finally, the Women’s Champion drops Foster with the Toxic Sting to put an end to the match.

Barbosa-Stevens then cuts a promo on High Octane Wrestling’s Scottywood that’s taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

MATCH #10/MEN’S #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
-Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MAIN EVENT-Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
-Taped for Monday night’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th – Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO
November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

 

 

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10/11-MVW Pikeville, KY House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Eastern Kentucky Expo Center
Pikeville, KY
Friday October 11th, 2019

Starting a weekend three night stand across the heartland, Missouri Valley Wrestling came to Eastern Kentucky with a twelve match card featuring the lower end of the roster jockeying for position. Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens headlined the card along with MVW’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Pikeville, KY Results:
MATCH #1-Eric Haywood defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Haywood Hangover @ 9:21
Haywood is one of the three new debuts in the show and picks up a win in his first match.

MATCH #2-Bullethead defeated Denver McMaster- Bullethead pinned McMaster after hitting the Bullet Bomb @ 7:23
In battle of newcomers, Bullethead outlasted Denver McMaster to get another win.

MATCH #3-Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell defeated Ninja Kitty and ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker in a three way dance- Littell submitted Ninja Kitty with the Tarantula submission hold @ 10:17
Walker spent most of her time in the match arguing with Referee Corrina Romanov about an obscure rule infraction she believes Littell has committed. Ninja Kitty caught Walker on another rant to the referee and ends Walker’s involvement in the match with her Hurricarana DDT. But Littell then caught up with Ninja Kitty and slapped on her submission hold to take the three way dance victory.

MATCH #4-Poison Penny defeated Victoria McGill with the Poison Kiss @ 7:55
Tori is slowly getting her footing. She put up a good fight against a former MVW Champion. Poison Penny’s experience won the day.

Post match, Heartland Champion “The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine” Ultratron-5.1 comes out and orders Poison Penny to deliver another Poison Kiss to McGill. But before she can do so, Tori’s mother Dawn McGIll and aunt Regina McGill race down to the ring to make the save.

MATCH #5-Pete Howe defeated Datron Powers and Ken Kardoucheian in a three way dance- Howe submitted Powers with the UK Lock submission hold @ 4:17
In the latest Kardoucheian family meltdown, Ken ran into the newcomer from across the pound, Pete Howe. Howe demolished Kardoucheian and then put him away with his submission finisher. Then Howe did the exact same thing to another newcomer, Datron Powers, to earn his first MVW win.

Post match, Ken walked dejectedly back to the dressing room.

MATCH #6-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Texas Two-Steppers) defeated ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith and Captain Jack Darrow- Butler defeated Smith with the Texas Lariat @ 6:42
Butler barely broke a sweat in eliminating Captain Jack first and then Smith shortly thereafter to pick up the win.

MATCH #7-‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa via DQ @ 9:51
The Hanson Sisters have been known for ‘pushing the envelope.’ Last night, they obliterated the envelope. Andrea Hanson pushed down referee Corrina Romanov after a dispute over a pinfall and ended up getting the Hansons DQ’d.

MATCH #8-The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny- Michaels pinned Hank with the King’s Landing @ 5:22
Michaels and Gibson-Lane follow up their six-man tag win over the Southern Boys last week with another big win over the Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja.

MATCH #9-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan- Worth pinned Bryan with the Jake Brake @ 14:28
Worth and Company worked hard and brought the Corporate Country favorites back down to earth.

MATCH #10/Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield defeated Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters) with the Small Package roll up @ 13:49
Hanson started fast and had Canfield on the ropes early and often. But she tired about midway through and Canfield came on strong at the end. Hanson had one chance to pull the match out. She went for her Hockey Elbow and Canfield countered with a surprise small package to steal the win and earn herself another shot at Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin.

MATCH #11/NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Kardoucheian Empire: Khourtney and Koley Kardoucheian- Banks pinned Khourtney after hitting the Bank Overdraft @ 3:49
The Tag Team champs wasted little time disposing of the crumbling Kardoucheian Empire.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis with the Toxic Sting @ 8:38
Barbosa-Stevens found herself in a bit of a dogfight early on but stamped her authority onto the match around the five minute mark and hit her finisher a few minutes later to emerge victorious.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD

 

 

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10/9-MVW Studio Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
30 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday October 9th, 2019
Taped October 4th at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

MATCH #1-Bullethead defeated Rick Beam with the Bullet Bomb (Run Time: 3 minutes)
Bullethead’s second MVW television appearance saw him take out the Country Club Pro AND his Pool Boy in short order.

Blaire Moise interviews Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (Run Time: 3 minutes)
Barbosa-Stevens, flanked by the Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens) and manager Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had, talks about her coming match on October 26th in Chicago against ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan. Lisa reminds everyone that she took the Women’s division by storm since winning the title for the second time from Christa Carmondy and defended against and defeated all comers. She’s defeated Sheline Carrigan twice in a row and on Sunday October 26th in Chicago, she plans on doing it a third time.

Women’s Tag Team Champions Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) Promo (Run Time 2 minutes)
Davisson says the MVFC is looking forward to facing either Backman Taylor Powerdrive and The People’s Front of Berea (KY in Mankato, Minnesota on October 19th. McDermott declares the MVFC will fight any team – anywhere.

-Then Ninja Kitty and Kirsten Canfield walk out. Canfield throws down the challenge. MVFC accepts and the two teams will meet later on in the show.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield vs. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. TBD
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD

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Blaire Moise Previews Three New Signees (Run Time 1 minute)
Pete Howe – 6’4” 245 lbs. Former English bartender who comes to MVW from an English wrestling company to try his luck in the heartland.
-Eric Haywood – 6’1” 240 lbs. Journeymen last seen at the Independent Western Wrestling World.
-Datron Powers – 5’10” 230 lbs. Former football player turned pro wrestler.

MATCH #2-Captain Jack defeated Bob Zardoz with the Pirate Plunder (Run Time: 3 minutes)
Captain Jack defeats the uniquely dressed Zardoz in a squash.

Blaire Moise interviews Corporate World, Inc. (‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko, P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, and Melissa) (Run Time 2 minutes)
Guyko says it doesn’t matter who comes out on top between the Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams) and Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice) this Saturday night in Carbondale, Illinois- Corporate World, Inc. is the best tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling right now and they will dispose of either team at the Chicago House Show on October 26th.

Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell Promo (Run Time 2 minutes)
Blackwell talks about the October 26th show in Chicago, Illinois and his potential opponents- ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson or J.J. Bittinger. Blackwell states he’d actually like to see Bittinger go through. Why? So he can deliver a little bit of payback for Bittinger’s sneak attack him in when he arrived in MVW.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield vs. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. TBD
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD

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Blaire Moise Previews Next Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Show (Run Time 2 minutes)
Ultratron-5.1/Dawn McGill saga continues
Highlights of Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
MAIN EVENT: Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger

MAIN EVENT-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Ninja Kitty and Kirsten Canfield- McDermott submitted Canfield with the Indian Deathlock- (Run Time 6 minutes)
It took a while for the MVFC to track down and slow down the ultra-quick Ninja Kitty. Davisson finally caught up with her and delivered a beat down. Later, McDermott wore down Canfield and slapped on the Indian Deathlock for the win.

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10/7-MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Tonight’s Show (60 minutes)
– Grudge Match/Tornado Six man Tag Team Rules in a Steel Cage: The Kings of Old School vs. The Southern Boys
– Women’s #1 Contender’s Match: Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy

FADE IN:

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Thunderbolt Smith (narration): For the second time in two months, Charlie Blackwell found himself in the crosshairs of the 330 pound Southern Brawler ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson with the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s title in the balance. Would Charlie Wrestling survive Dickinson’s onslaught?

(REPLAY: Last Week’s MVW Wrestling Night in the Heartland/Blackwell © vs. Dickinson for the Men’s Title)

-Blackwell to the ropes and drapes himself over the middle rope. Dickinson stays on him. Boot to the back. Then Dickinson sits on his back and chokes Blackwell over the ropes.

-Dickinson whips Blackwell into the corner. He follows and hits a high knee. Blackwell’s head snaps back. He stumbles forward. Dickinson lifts him and deposits the champion back on the mat with a Gorilla Press Slam.

-Blackwell takes him down with an arm drag. Dickinson back up and boots the champion in the balls. Blackwell falls to his knees and he is in a lot of pain.

-Dickinson goes to boot Blackwell in the head. Blackwell blocks. Up to his feet. Standing drop kick right to Dickinson’s jewels. Dickinson drops to his knees. It’s his turn to experience pain.

-Blackwell swings his feet around and clocks Dickinson with an Enzuigiri that stunned the challenger.

-Dickinson powers out. Blackwell works fast to hook the leg and spin around for a figure four leglock. Blackwell falls back and Dickinson is now in a world of hurt.

-Blackwell sees this. He races across the ring – launches himself in the air – and clotheslines Dickinson in the corner. Dickinson drops to a knee. Blackwell delivers a back kick and smacks off Dickinson’s jaw.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): So, after fifteen minutes of intense back and forth action, Blackwell put the big guy away.

(REPLAY: Last Week’s MVW Wrestling Night in the Heartland/Blackwell © vs. Dickinson for the Men’s Title)

Thunderbolt Smith: KATAHAJAME!

Out of nowhere, Blackwell slaps on his submission finisher.

Rick Hall: Dickinson dawdled going into his next offensive move and Blackwell took full advantage.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson is in trouble! Can he make the ropes?

16th MINUTE
Dickinson fades. Blackwell uses his six foot four frame to lock Dickinson in the submission hold.

Finally, he taps. Martin calls for the bell.

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: BLACKWELL DOES IT!

The Champion releases the hold and falls backward to the mat.

LAST WEEK ON MVW’s WRESTLING NIGHT IN THE HEARTLAND ON HOTv:
-Bullethead defeated ‘Obnoxious French Sports Talk Host’ Dan LeBasterd
-Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club defeated The People’s Front of Berea (KY) to retain the title.
-MVW CEO Ray McAvay declines to further ‘punish’ ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 for bringing in Darin Zion to attack him and other MVW wrestlers the week before.   Why?

(REPLAY: Two Week Ago- Wrestling Night in the Heartland)

Female Voice (off camera): YOU’VE *BLEEEEEEEEPED* WITH THE WRONG PERSON!”

Ultratron-5.1 sees Dawn McGill running at him at full speed and drops Tori McGill to the floor. He ducks behind Zion.

Zion decides he’s done enough damage for the evening. He grabs Ultratron-5.1 by the wrist and whips him into Dawn’s path just as she’s whips the steel chair around running full speed.

*WHAM!*

Ultratron-5.1 pauses and hangs in the air – then slowly tips back and falls to the floor.

-Yosemite Samantha defeated Adrienne Banks
-MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday October 7th, 2019
Taped Saturday October 5th
Tony’s Pizza Events Center
Salina, Kansas

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Blaire Moise

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Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show at the broadcast desk at ringside.

The camera pans around- the crowd is all on their feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: Welcome to Tony’s Pizza Events Center in Salina, Kansas for another edition of Wrestling Night in the Heartland!

Thunderbolt pauses as the crowd let’s out a loud cheer.

Thunderbolt Smith: I am Thunderbolt Smith. He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Tonight, the ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan is here to face off against Christa Carmondy in a number one contender’s match for the MVW Women’s title.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, it’s a battle of two former MVW Champions. Both women are looking to get another shot at the reigning Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

Thunderbolt Smith: Right now, let’s go right to the ring for our first match of the night.

MATCH ONE/SIX MAN TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH INSIDE A STEEL CAGE: The Southern Boys vs. The Kings of Old School

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
FIN: Gut Check
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 224 / HOME: Cincinnati, OH
FIN: Brainbuster
Manager: Jackson C. Horne

The Southern Boys
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
MGR: General DeBauchery

Thunderbolt Smith: These two teams have absolutely no love for each other. Here’s how this match was booked. After the Southern Boys get DQ’d in their match against the Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc., The Kings of Old School attacked.

(REPLAY: Wrestling Night in the Heartland Two Weeks Ago)

Michaels and Gibson-Lane hit the ring with Golatta. Michaels basement dropkicks Williams in the face and that breaks the Devil’s Triangle.

Gibson-Lane squares up with Miller. They start throwing down.

Golatta runs up to General DeBauchery. He spins him around. Golatta rears back as far as he can go with his right hand and drives it forward, aiming for the stomach, but sadly missing several inches down. Golatta crushes General DeBauchery’s testicles with the Foul Pole right hand.

You can see the air being expelled from General DeBauchery before he crumples to the mat- his face turning blue.

Thunderbolt Smith: Which led to this…

(REPLAY: Wrestling Night in the Heartland Two Weeks Ago)

MVW CEO Ray McAvay appears and joins backstage interviewer Blaire Moise. He talks directly to both teams.

Ray McAvay: Okay you guys. You want to kill each other? Fine. I’m going to give both teams a chance to do exactly that. Two weeks. Saturday October fifth. Tony’s Pizza Events Center. Salina, Kansas. The Southern Boys versus the Kings of Old School in a six man tornado tag team match- INSIDE A STEEL CAGE!

The crowd erupts.

Rick Hall: They’ve been doing this for several months now. Can one team can put an end to this once and for all?

Thunderbolt Smith: By the way, that is ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido wrestling for the Kings of Old School. He just signed off on a MVW contract earlier today.

Referee Brent Payson locks the steel cage.

Thunderbolt Smith: The steel cage surrounds the ring from the ring apron on in.

Rick Hall: Basically, if you hit the ropes you are going to hit the steel.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yep.

Payson calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

1st MINUTE
All six men meet in the middle and it’s on.

Thunderbolt Smith: Elimination rules. The last team standing at the end wins the match.

Escondido battles with Miller. Michaels squares up with Williams. Gibson-Lane brawls with Dickinson.

General DeBauchery shouts out encourage for the Southern Boys from the outside. Jackson Horne – with his trusty cornet in hand – watches and takes mental notes of what’s happening in the ring.

Miller slams Escondido into the steel cage. Michaels and Williams unload right hands.   Gibson-Lane and Dickinson just throw bombs back and forth.

Miller goes for the early pinfall.

2nd MINUTE
Payson there for the count.

One…

T-Both Michaels and Gibson-Lane make the save.

Williams and Dickinson attack them from behind. Double belly to back suplexes by the Southern Boys. Williams and Dickinson stomp away at Michaels and Gibson-Lane.

Miller continues to ram Escondido into the steel cage.

Escondido tries to duck under the ropes but forgets the steel cage is right there. Miller runs at him and crushes Escondido against the steel.

Thunderbolt Smith: We have to cut to a commercial break but we’ll be right back with more of this match.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield vs. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. TBD
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. TBD
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th
Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO

November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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SIX MAN TAG MATCH (continued)
Michaels superkicks Miller.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are back and it’s been wild.

Quick pan. Escondido is bleeding and sitting in the corner. Miller is bleeding. Dickinson is in the midst of powerbombing Gibson-Lane.

Dickinson covers.

One…

Two…Gibson-Lane rolls him over.

One…

Two…Dickinson kicks out.

Williams and Miller hit a doubleteam suplex on Michaels.

6th MINUTE
Gibson-Lane comes in from behind. He rolls up Miller.

One…

Two…

THREE!

Williams dives in a split second too late.

Thunderbolt Smith: Miller is gone and the Southern Boys are a man down now.

Rick Hall: Good recognition by Marty Gibson-Lane to catch Miller unawares and get the roll up for the first elimination of the match.

Payson makes sure Miller exits the cage. He closes and re-locks the door.

Dickinson lifts Michaels up…runs…SOUTHERN FRIED POWERBOMB!

Dickinson hooks the legs.

One…

Two…

SAVE! Escondido with a missile dropkick from the top rope prevents the win.

7th MINUTE
Thunderbolt Smith: The first few minutes of the match have been nothing more than a slugfest we were promised.

Rick Hall: So far, exactly what we expected. Both teams are hell bent on destroying the other. Right now, the Kings of Old School are on top.

The Kings try to take advantage of the three on two by focusing on Dickinson. Gibson-Lane and Escondido do battle with the 330 pound Southern Brawler.

Williams locks up with Michaels.

Dickinson tries to fight off Gibson-Lane and Escondido. Dickinson lands a couple right hands before Gibson-Lane boots him to the gut. Escondido drop toe-holds Dickinson to the mat.

8th MINUTE
Williams drills Michaels with a left hand. He then short arm clotheslines Michaels to the mat.

Escondido goes for an ankle lock. Dickinson boots Escondido away and tries to get back to his feet.

Gibson-Lane charges forward. Dickinson oles and lets him run right into the cage. Then Escondido charges. Dickinson grabs an arm and slings him into the steel. Escondido bounces back. Dickinson snap slams him to the mat. Payson right there.

One…

Two…

THREE…Gibson-Lane arrives too late.

Thunderbolt Smith: Escondido gone. It’s down to two versus two.

Dickinson stomps on Gibson-Lane.

Williams is distracted for a split second when Jackson Horne whaps his cornet against the cage. They exchange words. Williams flips off Horne and turns around – *SMACK*

Thunderbolt Smith: SUPERKICK BY MICHAELS!

9th MINUTE
Rick Hall: Oh…wow! Williams walked right into that.

Williams wavers on his feet. Michaels boots him in the gut.   High knee!

Thunderbolt Smith: KINGS LANDING!

Michaels covers.

One…

Two…

THREE…

Thunderbolt Smith: And that’s it for ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams! He is eliminated.

Rick Hall: Now we have ourselves a handicap match. Michaels and Gibson-Lane for the Kings of Old School versus the lone Southern Boy left- Dickinson.

Payson tries to usher Williams to the exit. Williams shoves him back and goes to take a shot at Michaels. He misses. Michaels steps towards him and gets clocked by Dickinson. Dickinson goes for the pinfall.

10th MINUTE
But Payson is busy trying to get Williams out of the ring.

That allows Gibson-Lane to pull Dickinson off Michaels.

Payson has to restrain Williams from going after the Kings of Old School.

Michaels crawls over to the cage where Horne is. Horne appears to give something to Michaels.

Thunderbolt Smith: Wait a minute. Horne just slipped something to Michaels.

Dickinson back on his feet and confronts Gibson-Lane. Michaels rears back and connects with a right hook to the jaw that drops Dickinson like a sack of potatoes to the mat.

Williams literally throws Payson into the cage and attacks. Michaels then blasts Williams with a foreign object aided right hand, sending the Dangerous one to the mat as well. He then tosses the object out and it lands close to where Horne stands.

11th MINUTE
Outside the ring, Miller and General DeBauchery are furious with what’s just happened.

Payson is down but moving. Dickinson is out. Williams is out. Gibson-Lane shouts at the referee to make the count.

Payson finally crawls over.

One…

Two…

TH-

Thunderbolt Smith: DICKINSON GOT A SHOULDER UP!

Rick Hall: HOW?

Gibson-Lane holds his head. Can’t believe Dickinson has kicked out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Holy *BLEEP*!

Gibson-Lane pulls Dickinson up. Michaels helps him get the big man set up.

Thunderbolt Smith: The King’s aren’t not going to mess around. They’re going to finish this.

Gibson-Lane lifts Dickinson above his head.

12th MINUTE
He drops Dickinson and falls back so he falls across Gibson-Lane’s knees.

Thunderbolt Smith: Gut Check!

Rick Hall: That should do it!

Gibson-Lane covers.

One…

Two…

THREE…Payson calls for the bell.

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall delivers the result from outside the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winners at eleven minutes and nineteen seconds- The KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Thunderbolt Smith: The Kings of Old School get the win…

Payson opens up the cage and literally gets trampled over by ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and General DeBauchery. Another brawl starts when Miller and Gibson-Lane start throwing right hands.

Thunderbolt Smith: …but I don’t think this is over quite yet.

Michaels and Escondido triple team Miller. Dickinson and Williams are still trying to clear the cobwebs.

Rick Hall: Not by a long shot.

No one sees the impending damage racing down to the ring except Jackson Horne.

At least until the theme music fires up.

“Rough Justice”- Rolling Stones

Thunderbolt Smith: WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S ROUGH JUSTICE!

Rough Justice
D.B. Ruff

-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 36 / HT: 6′ 4″   WT: 245 / HOME: Dawson, GA
FIN: Muta Lock
Connor Justice
-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 265 / HOME: Abbeville, AL
FIN: Muta Lock
Marshall Laww
AGE: 23 / HT: 6′ 6″ WT: 245 / HOME: Crystal Springs, NV
FIN: Lawwbreaker (Tetsuya Naito ‘Destino’ finisher)
THEME MUSIC: “Laying Down the Law”- The Law
MGR: Lt. Katrina Atcheson

Horne shouts at the Kings of Old School just as Rough Justice hits the ring with tasers drawn.

*ZZZZZZZZAP*

Down goes Michaels.

*ZZZZZZZZAP*

Down goes Escondido.

*ZZZZZZZZAP*

Down goes Miller.

Gibson-Lane charges Ruff. Ruff with an armdrag takedown to ground him.

*ZZZZZZZZAP*

Justice tasers Gibson-Lane to finish the job.

Rick Hall: Rough Justice faces The Southern Boys next week in a tag team number one contender’s match. They’re trying to get a head start on things and do as much damage as they can.

Outside the ring, Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol has a chokehold on Jackson Horne. He’s being choked out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well? So far it’s working!

Dickinson and Williams try to get up.

*ZZZZZZZZAP* *ZZZZZZZZAP*

Ruff and Justice make sure they don’t.

MVW Security personnel stream to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. They are going to try to clean this all up. We will be right back with more Wrestling Night in the Heartland right after these commercial messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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HOW

High Octane Wrestling Presents: Rumble at the Rock
LIVE! Saturday October 12th, 2019
From Alcatraz Prison, San Francisco, California
www.howrestling.com

But just as the commercial starts to run down the card, the picture is replaced by snow.

The video screen fires up. It’s ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and his assistant- Todd the Backstage Technician.

ULTRATRON-5.1’s ULTIMATUM
Ultratron-5.1:
Hello maggots! Ultratron-5.1 here.

He holds up the Heartland title belt.

Ultratron-5.1: That’s right. I disposed of the pretender who stole this belt from me and the Heartland title has been returned to its rightful owner.

He points to himself.

Ultratron-5.1: Me. Your benevolent ruler. I, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine,’ have the Heartland title again back in my grasp once again. But now, Ultratron-5.1 has a new piece of business that he must address. Last month, I showed just how all-powerful I was when I simply snapped my fingers and prevented Missouri Valley Wrestling from putting out a brand new show. Two weeks ago, I showed how all-powerful I was when I brought in a mercenary, High Octane Wrestling’s Darin Zion, to settle all of my outstanding business. And he did. But then this happened…

(REPLAY: September 23rd, 2019 Wrestling Night in the Heartland)

Ultratron-5.1 sees someone running at him and drops Tori McGill to the floor. He ducks behind Zion.

Zion grabs Ultratron-5.1 by the wrist and whips him into Dawn’s path just as she’s whips the steel chair around running full speed.

*WHAM!*

Ultratron-5.1 pauses and hangs in the air – then slowly tips back and falls to the floor.

She blasts the downed ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ with the steel chair again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Dawn throws the chair down – mounts Ultratron-5.1 – wraps her hands around his throat – and tries to throttle him.

Davisson and McDermott try to pull Dawn away. Finally they rip Dawn off of Ultratron-5.1 but they can’t hold her.

Dawn gets loose – goes up to Ultratron-5.1 and punts him square in the balls.

The crowd cheers.

Ultratron-5.1: SILENCE, WORMS! It’s bad enough that Dawn McGill turned her back on Ultratron-5.1 and left my employ. It’s bad enough that her daughter meddled in my affairs and cost me the employ of Delaney Foster. Now Dawn McGill has taken it too far by daring to lay her dirty hands on my regal personhood. This impertinent behavior cannot and shall not go unpunished. I have been advised that Miss McGill is not at the arena tonight to face my wrath for what she’s done. Tonight, I showed once again you puny maggots that I am not to be trifled with.

(REPLAY: Earlier tonight- Rah © vs. Ultratron 5.1/Heartland Title Match)

-Rah looks at his faithful worshipers and signals it time to sacrifice Ultratron-5.1 for the Temple of the Sunshine God.

-He places ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’s’ head between his legs and looks towards the heavens of the Tony’s Pizza Events Center with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of his followers.

-Ultratron’s helper Todd the Backstage Technician steps into the ring and gets the attention of referee Brent Payson. Instead of watching the action, Payson goes over to Todd to eject him from the ring.

-While that’s going on, a woman dressed in green sneaks into the ring.

Poison Penny
AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 4″ WT: 155 / HOME: West Plains, MO
FIN: Imploding Senton Bomb/Poison Kiss

-Penny races up to Rah and plants a big, poison kiss on him. He drops Ultratron-5.1 and falls to his knees.

-Ultratron-5.1 hits his finisher ‘The Disintegrator’ and covers for the win

Ultratron-5.1: Next week, you will deliver to me Dawn McGill so she can face the consequences of her actions. If you do not, then-

The picture cut to snow.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are back and – what the hell is going on?

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Ultratron-5.1 is basically threatening to take MVW off the air if he does not get his way here. He wants Dawn McGill…

Thunderbolt Smith: Who’s retired.

Rick Hall: …right, she’s retired but she just happened to be here two weeks ago when her daughter was attacked by Darin Zion. Ultratron-5.1 wants Dawn McGill turned over to him or else – the whole snow thing.

Thunderbolt Smith: We will see how McGill – and MVW CEO Ray McAvay decide to respond to this. Let’s now go to Blaire Moise for a look at the matches that happened earlier tonight. Blaire?

Cut to:

HOUSE SHOW REVIEW
Blaire Moise stands backstage.

Blaire Moise: Thanks Thunderbolt. Blaire Moise here with a quick look at some of the matches that took place here in Salina, Kansas earlier tonight. As you already know, Ultratron-5.1 defeated Rah to regain the Heartland title. Here are other results…

Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters) defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea) with the Hockey Elbow @ 17:55
Hanson and Foster brawled, battled throughout in a Women’s Heartland match. Charissa came out on top after catching Foster with the Hockey Elbow and put herself in a position to potentially earn herself a Women’s Heartland title shot. She will face Kirsten Canfield in a number one contender’s match next week.

NON-TITLE MATCH-Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin defeated Poison Penny with the Overthrow @ 4:44
Poison Penny got in a couple shots early but Perrin seized control and finished her with the Overthrow.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Banks pinned Company with the Bank Overdraft @ 16:01
Worth and Company came into the match to make a statement they were still a viable contender for the tag belts. They did. Banks and Walstreit did not bring their ‘A’ game.   Worth and Company did. But Banks would steal a win for the champions when he hit the Bank Overdraft on Company to get the victory.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Toxic Sting @ 6:24
Barbosa-Stevens’ returned to action and worked off some frustration over personal events in the past couple weeks with an impressive win over the Queen of the Trailer Park.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated Marshall Laww (Rough Justice) via DQ @ 7:02
Blackwell slapped on the Katahajime late in the match. Then D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice hit the ring and tasered Blackwell causing the DQ.

Blaire Moise: Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk:

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Blaire. We’ll be right back with you in a minute.

He turns to Rick.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good to see Lisa Barbosa-Stevens back in the ring after a tough couple of weeks.

Rick Hall: Agreed. Lisa looked real sharp against Lani Harlot.

Thunderbolt Smith: She’ll need to be when she steps into the ring against the winner of the Sheline Carrigan-Christa Carmondy match coming up.

Rick Hall: Absolutely. If Carrigan wins again, you know she’s going to throw caution to the wind against the women’s champion.

Thunderbolt Smith: She’s been close.

Rick Hall: Very close. But don’t count out Christa Carmondy. She’s hit a bit of a lull but she was sensational against Shizuko Yamazaki in Cape Girardeau two weeks ago when she pinned her in less than four minutes.

Thunderbolt Smith: Okay. Blaire is back and this time, she has the aforementioned Christa Carmondy with her. Blaire?

CHRISTA CARMONDY INTERVIEW
Christa stands next to Blaire backstage.

Blaire Moise: Christa. Two weeks ago, you picked up a huge win over the Japanese Rookie Sensation who’d been tearing up MVW before she ran into you – Shizuko Yamazaki.

Christa Carmondy: Blaire. There is still something to be said about ring experience. Yamazaki is a really good wrestler and she’s only going to continue to improve. But yeah, I caught her a night where I wrestled really well and got the win.

Blaire Moise: Talk about Sheline Carrigan.

Christa Carmondy: I need to defeat her. Period. Carrigan has been a beast inside the ring of late. I can’t believe she didn’t defeat Lisa Barbosa-Stevens in the last match they had. But again, I’ll have to marshal all my experience over the years in the ring to overcome her strength and technical ability.

Blaire Moise: So it’s going to be a challenge.

Christa Carmondy: Oh. Definitely. If I perform tonight the same way I did against Yamazaki two weeks ago, then I’ve got a chance to beat her. That’s my goal.

Blaire Moise: Thanks Christa and good luck.

Blaire faces the camera.

Blaire Moise: Christa Carmondy, everyone.

EVA PERRIN HOMECOMING
A group of shirtless people aka descamisados pull a flatbed wagon into the parking lot by the pool of the Wilder Haven East trailer park in Decatur, Illinois.

On the wagon lying on a nice bed is the Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin. She has rollers in her bright red hair and is wearing silk pajamas with the title belt wrapped around her waist.

Next to her is her husband, Colonel John Perrin. He wears a bright red robe that covers his silk pajamas. They trade off taking a puff from a cigarette as the flatbed wagon comes to a stop.

As they reach a group of people in the parking lot, Eva jumps off the bed and raises her arms to the sky a la Evita. She walks to the front of the group with John Perrin following right behind her.

Crowd: EVA! EVA! EVA!

Eva Perrin: I. Eva Perrin. Your Women’s Heartland Champion. Have returned to my spiritual home at the Wilder Haven East trailer park to issue the following proclamation.

Crowd: EVA! EVA! EVA!

Eva Perrin: There can only be one Queen of the Trailer Park! And that’s ME!

The crowd cheers. Some raise their beer bottles in support.

Eva Perrin: It’s time to settle this once and for all. Lani Harlot. You. The Women’s Heartland Champion. One on one. The loser will bow down to the true Queen of the Trailer Park. And that’s going to be me.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are back. The Women’s Heartland Champion Eva Perrin throws down the challenge to the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot. Will she accept? We’ll find out soon.

Rick Hall: Lani ran Eva out of Missouri Valley Wrestling the first time she was here. Now, Eva wants payback in a big way.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We will be back with our main event and more, right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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MVW 30 MINUTE SYNDICATED SHOW
-Premieres this week.

Main Event:
Women’s Tag Team Champions Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott vs. Ninja Kitty and Kirsten Canfield

Also:
Bullethead vs.
Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete

Captain Jack Darrow vs. Bob Zardoz

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield vs. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. TBD
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. TBD
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th
Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO

November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Thunderbolt Smith: A few minutes ago, Blaire Moise spoke with the ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and her manager Coach E.J. Flack.

Cut to:

CARRIGAN/FLACK INTERVIEW
Blaire Moise is backstage with Sheline Carrigan and E.J. Flack.

Flack, in a black jacket with the Narfle the Garthok logo on it and wearing a pair of headphones. Carrigan wears her usual bright red wrestling attire with the Canadian national flag in front.

Blaire Moise: E.J. Tonight it’s Sheline Carrigan versus Christa Carmondy.

E.J. Flack: Blaire, Narfling the Garthok means never say die, even in the face of long odds. Tonight, Sheline Carrigan will bring energy. She will bring the sacrifice that she made to get herself ready for this opportunity. Sheline has overcome, given up her old fears to try to do something she’s never done before. She has direction. She has focus. She eats challenges for breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snacks, or general grazing. Sheline’s learned how to eat different situations – how not to back down from tasks that appear impossible – that the only way to succeed is to out-care, out-give, and out-how everyone else. Sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

E.J. Flack: Narfle the Garthok.

MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy
Carrigan confers with Flack one last time.

Carmondy hops up and down in her corner.

Thunderbolt Smith: Three weeks ago, Sheline Carrigan fended off the young Japanese sensation Shizuko Yamazaki to get her second chance at the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Tonight, it’s two-time Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy.

Rick Hall: Carrigan has a lot of momentum on her side. But as we mentioned a few minutes ago, Christa Carmondy demolished Shizuko Yamazaki two weeks ago. She’s got to come out like she did against Yamazuki or else Carrigan is going to systematically dismantle her with her strength and wrestling ability. I think Carrigan’s on a mission now and that mission is winning back the Women’s title.

Referee Corrina Romanov checks with both wrestlers – and calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 30 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
FIN: Canadian Destroyer
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

1st MINUTE

Carrigan and Carmondy march right to the middle of the ring and lock up. Carrigan’s strength wins out and she takes a side headlock. Carrigan short arm clotheslines her and Christa hits hard on her back.

Thunderbolt Smith: Whoa! That looked wicked.

Christa rolls towards the ropes. Carrigan is right there and pulls her up. Whip to the rope. Back body drop sends Carmondy up and over. Christa sits up and holds her back.

Rick Hall: An auspicious start for Christa. Sheline just hit two very physical moves on her and she looks stunned.

Christa up. She connects with a right hand.

Christa tries to set up for a swinging neckbreaker. Carrigan shakes loose.

2nd MINUTE
Spinning back fist whacks Carmondy in the back of the head. Christa staggers to the ropes.

Carrigan takes off and bulldozes Carmondy into the ropes.

Belly to back suplex by Carrigan. Cover.

One…

Two- Christa kicks out and tries to get to the ropes. Carrigan grabs her and again hits a belly to back suplex. Cover.

One…

Two…

TH-Christa kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa’s in trouble.

Rick Hall: BIG trouble. This is the Sheline Carrigan who once upon a time steamrolled through the Women’s division a few years back.

The camera pans to the stage. Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is standing there watching the match with great interest.

Thunderbolt Smith: Speaking of the champion. She’s got a bird’s eye view of the demolition that’s going on in the ring.

3rd MINUTE
Carrigan steps behind Carmondy – hooks her arms – sits down and lifts up on Christa’s chin.

Thunderbolt Smith: Camel clutch.

Rick Hall: Carrigan started off with the big bombs. Now she’s going to wring out any energy Christa has left.

Carrigan cinches the hold in tight. Romanov asks Christa if she gives up. Christa shakes her head no.

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s been all Carrigan from the opening bell.

Christa inches towards the ropes.   But it’s slow going.

Rick Hall: She’s got to get to the ropes and break the hold.

4th MINUTE
Carrigan loses her grip and Christa slips out. Carmondy grabs the ropes and Romanov calls for the break.

Carrigan steps back. Christa senses an opportunity and tries to sneak a front kick in. Carrigan blocks – holds the foot. She boots Christa in the gut – puts her head between her legs – lifts – and powerbombs Carmondy to the mat.

Carrigan covers.

One…

Two…

THRE-NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy somehow kicked out.

Rick Hall: This has been as good as I’ve seen Sheline Carrigan wrestle.

Quick cut to Lisa Barbosa-Stevens again.

Carrigan pulls Carmondy back to her feet. Again, Christa’s head goes between her legs. Carrigan jumps up and forward, flipping Christa and spiking her to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: CANADIAN DESTROYER!

Carrigan hooks the legs.

One…

5th MINUTE

Two…

THREE! Romanov calls for the bell.

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall back in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at five minutes and two seconds and STILL the number one contender for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s title – ‘THE CANADIAN CYBORG!’ SHA-LEEEEEEEEEN! CARRIGAN!

Romanov raises Carrigan’s arm in victory.

Quick cut to Barbosa-Stevens on the stage. Lisa claps her hands and then heads to the back.

Thunderbolt Smith: I wonder what the Women’s Champion is thinking?

Rick Hall: Lisa knows how good Sheline Carrigan is. But she’s got three weeks to get ready for her. The Stevens are a wrestling family and I’m sure Lisa will draw on all of their experience.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy is in the ring and it looks like she’s going to say a few words.

CHRISTA STATEMENT
Carmondy stands in the ring. She’s still recovering from the Carrigan onslaught.

Christa Carmondy: Congratulations Sheline. You kicked my ass tonight. Good luck in three weeks when you face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the title in Chicago.

Polite applause follows.

Christa Carmondy: You know. I’m better than this – not in the arrogant I’m better than you way – but I’m a better wrestler than this.   I performed terribly tonight. I’ve been blessed to be in the ring for so long. It’s time I went back to work and stopped half-assing it. I am not coming back until I’m back to where I need to be to seriously compete for the title.

Christa drops the mic and climbs out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy headed back to the drawing board after a devastating loss tonight to Sheline Carrigan on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv.

Rick Hall: She’s right but can she will herself to get back to that level. That’s the big question.

Thunderbolt Smith: Sheline Carrigan will face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens on October 26th in Chicago for the title. Next week – J.J. Bittinger faces ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson in a Men’s #1 contender’s match for the right to face Men’s Champion Charlie Blackwell – also on October 26th in Chicago- hold on…

BACKSTAGE BRAWLING
The aforementioned Bittinger and Dickinson aren’t waiting for next week.

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
FIN: Bear Hug

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb

Dickinson has a bandage over his eye from the earlier beatdown at the hands of Rough Justice.

Bittinger belly to back suplexes Dickinson to the floor. He lays the boots to his opponent next week.

Thunderbolt Smith: These two men will meet for a chance to face Charlie Blackwell for the Men’s title. That’s all the time we have this week. For Rick Hall – I’m Thunderbolt Smith. Thanks for tuning in.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
October 11th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
Women’s Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Kirsten Canfield vs. Charissa Hanson (Hanson Sisters)
October 12th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
Women’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor vs. The People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
–Men’s Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
-Men’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. J.J. Bittinger
October 13th – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match: Rah- The Sunshine God vs. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)
October 19th – Verizon Center / Mankato, MN
Women’s Heartland Title Match: Eva Perrin © vs. TBD
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. TBD
Women’s Tag Team Title Match-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carolanne McDermott © vs. TBD
October 25th – Waukesha County Expo / Waukesha, WI
October 26th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
Men’s Tag Team Title Match-Corporate World, Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © vs. TBD
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Men’s Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. TBD
October 27th – Kellogg Arena / Battle Creek, MI
November 2nd – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
November 8th
Landon Arena / Topeka, KS
November 9th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
November 10th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS
November 16th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
November 22nd – Black River Coliseum / Poplar Bluff, MO

November 23rd – JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
December 1st – Pay Per View / Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
All titles will be on the line.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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