1/23 Rankings/7 Questions for Dawn McGill

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TONIGHT
-Missouri Valley Wrestling Rankings
-Upcoming Missouri Valley Wrestling House Shows
-Seven Questions with Dawn McGill
-HOW LSD Title Match/January 21st, 2010: Tim Shipley (c) vs. Dawn McGill

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS

MVW Champion: Darin Zion (The SEC)
#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
Contenders

2. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
3. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
4. Jack Fraiser

Sheline Carrigan
Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Shizuko Yamazaki
Contenders

2. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
3. Lani Harlot
4. Christa Carmondy (The SEC)


Tag Team Champions: Sports Entertainment Corporation-P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit with ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders

2. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
3. Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R
4. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice


Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club-Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive-Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. Sports Entertainment Corporation: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny
3. The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
4. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster

Ultratron-5.1
Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 (The SEC)
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)
Contenders
2. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
3. Rah- The Sunshine God
4. Captain Jack Darrow

Kirsten Canfield
Women’s Heartland Champion: Kirsten Canfield
#1 Contender:
‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin
Contenders
2. Victoria McGill (The SEC)
3. Geena- The Warrior Princess
4. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE

SEVEN QUESTIONS WITH DAWN McGILL

Dawn McGill
Dawn McGill

Kellie Burkowski sat down with Dawn McGill on the anniversary of her breakout match in High Octane Wrestling where she defeated Tim Shipley to win HOW’s LSD Title.

What do you remember about that night?
-Well, I remember going into the match thinking that this would probably be my last big chance at a title. I’d wrestled Max Kael for the ICON title in November of 2009 and nearly beat him and up to that point, that was the high point of my HOW career. Quite frankly, I was the ‘lonesome loser’ long before Scott Stevens came along and the plucky face who the fans got behind. I remember Tim Shipley basically ignoring me before the match and looking way past me. During the match, Tim got off on the front foot but then Roxie, his valet, got kicked out for interfering in the match and that’s when everything changed.

The Testicular Claw?
-Oh yeah. I slapped that on and Tim suddenly figured out that I meant business. And then I followed up with the Figure Four and pinned his shoulders on the mat. Huge upset. Probably the biggest upset in HOW history until a guy named Adonis Smyth came along and defeated Michael Best.

Winning two titles in the same week?
-Right. I teamed up with Jackie Daniels to win the Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team titles a few days later. Best week ever.

Are you officially retired?
-From full time action? Yes, I am done. My full time job is being a mother to the three children I have at home. I have Eva who’s pushing eight years old and my three old twins R.K. and Gracie from my marriage to Ray McAvay to take care of now and that’s my main focus. I’ll probably never be the arch-typical housewife and my husband Jackson Horne doesn’t expect me to be one. But my main job is raising my children.

Speaking of Ray McAvay (Dawn’s ex-husband from 2015-2017). Your thoughts on how he’s done running MVW and how do you get along these days?
-(laugh) We get along just fine. I know there’s always an open door for me to come back to MVW if I get the itch again. As for how he’s doing running the show, I think Ray’s doing a great job. He’s got Laura Bergman helping him out with the business end and I think the results speak for themselves.

How does it feel to watch your daughter Tori in the ring?

Tori McGill
Tori McGill

-Um…bittersweet. She’s twenty-three and blessed with being young and strong and talented and I’m pushing forty now. It doesn’t really seem that long ago that I wrestled Tim Shipley for the HOW LSD title or Michael Best at the first WWR supershow when I was twenty-eight, twenty-nine and full of rocket fuel. So. Yeah. Bittersweet.

The future?
-Raising my children. Will I still make the occasional appearance? Absolutely. I will be Tessa Martin’s part-time manager going forward. But I think I’m ready to step away from pro wrestling being my full time gig.

MVW REWIND: Tim Shipley © vs. Dawn McGill – HOW LSD Title / January 21st, 2010

(courtesy of High Octane Wrestling)
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back folks and it is time for our first of three title matches here tonight and folks this just might be the last time we see one Dawn McGill get a title shot here in HOW.

Benny Newell: I will tell you one thing Joe..that bitch is persistent and I have no clue on how she keeps getting these shots at titles but I have a very good feeling that she sucks cock…yes gay cock.

Joe Hoffman: Seriously? You went there?

Joe is shaking his head as the action cuts to the HOV screen as we see a replay of the finish of the triple threat Cage match for the ICON Championship last week on Turmoil….a match that showed that Tim Shipley belongs with the big boys here in HOW.

As the video ends the crowd inside the Coliseum cheer loudly as it is time for the LSD Championship match to begin.

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys hits the PA system and the crowd shows some respect for the former Army Ranger.

Bryan McVay: Making her way to the ring…standing 6’2” and weighing in at 173 pounds…hailing from Morenci Michigan……DAAAAAAAAWN MCGIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!

Dawn continues down the ramp and enters the ring and even smiles at all the fans cheering for her.

Joe Hoffman: Well it’s obvious that this girl who has yet to win a match here in HOW is starting to win over the fans with her tenacity and never say die attitude.

Benny Newell: Yawn…only reason I am not sleeping is because she has tits and a vagina that has to be filled with sand…and I got the shovel baby…

Joe …again…can only shake his head as McVay introduces the champion…

MK Ultra by Muse hits the arenas sound system and the LSD Champion makes his way out from the back with Roxie by his side.

Bryan McVay: Introducing now the current LSD Champion…he stands 5’11” and weighs in at 228 pounds….hailing from Milton Keynes, England….accompanied by the lovely Roxie Sykes…..YOUR LSD CHAMPION…..TIIIIIIIIM SHIIIIIPLEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

Roxie leads the Champion down the ramp and watches as he climbs into the ring and slowly hands the LSD Championship belt to referee Joel Hortega who proceeds to hold it high in the air to all the fans in the arena and those watching live on HOTv…..the whole time with Shipley staring down McGill.

Benny Newell: Anyone else think it’s fucked up that McGill is taller than Shipley? I mean that dude is Tom Cruise short and Cavanaugh’s dick might be bigger than our LSD Champion….I never realized how short he was until he was next to McGill….like holy fuck batman…

Joe Hoffman: YOU DONE??? Shipley outweighs her by a lot and let’s face it…..size don’t matter..

Benny Newell: Says the little man…

Joe tries to ignore Benny as Hortega signals for the bell and we are officially underway…

Shipley and McGill begin circling each other as the crowd remains on their feet as the match definitely has a big match feel to it.

Joe Hoffman: You know seeing these two in the ring just reminded me…where is Mark O’Neal? Where is Griffin Faze?

Benny Newell: I cannot believe I am about to say this…but can we focus on the shit in the ring please?

Joe is flustered at being put in his place by Benny..

Benny Newell: Act like a fucking Hall of Famer will ya…

Back in the ring the two HOW superstars lock up and Shipley easily takes the early advantage as he muscles McGill to the ropes and instead of whipping her off the ropes he drives a knee into the gut of Dawn which sends her to her knees gasping for air.

Shipley smiles down at Roxie who seems a lot more focused than Shipley and this is apparent as McGill catches him off guard by pulling on his waist and thru the middle rope and down to the cold floor of the arena.

Shipley quickly bounces up but is met with a flying elbow from McGill and for the next several minutes Dawn uses the whole ringside environment, while keeping on eye on Roxie, to her advantage and rolls into the ring several times to break up the Diez count by Hortega.

Joe Hoffman: McGill with the early advantage here and boy has she been taking it to the champion early…

Finally McGill rolls Shipley back into the ring as it was getting pretty close to Roxie attacking Dawn……

Back in the ring the champion struggles to his feet and just as he does he is met with a running dropkick right to his injured knee and Roxie’s screams or horror can be heard throughout the arena as Shipley goes down hard clutching his knee.

Joe Hoffman: Again the Champions knee is failing him…he needs time off and he needs it as of three weeks ago…

For the next several minutes Dawn works over the knee of Shipley and each time she is about to lock in a submission type move on his leg, Roxie jumps up on the apron and breaks up the hold as Hortega is forced to give Roxie his undivided attention….so much so that finally Hortega has had enough from Roxie and bans her from ringside…

Joe Hoffman: Hortega just banned Roxie from the match!!! She has to go to the back now!!

Benny Newell: Good…the bitch can’t throw in the towel for the gimp then..

The crowd cheers loudly as Roxie is going apeshit as several HOW security members walk her to the back.

Inside the ring Shipley finally sees Roxie being escorted to the back and he starts to exit the ring as well but is grabbed from behind by McGill who rolls him up for a cover….

UNO….

DOS….

KICKOUT!!

McGill quickly jumps up to her feet and hustles up the top rope and goes to jump off but Shipley slides out of the ring and as McGill hops down to the canvas her right knee buckles and she goes down in a heap.

Joe Hoffman: Oh god….Dawn is down…and she is hurt…..

Benny Newell: Great….the handicap parking in the parking lot is already filled….damn now I gotta race a bunch of gimps to get a good spot? Fuck me running…

Shipley sees McGill go down and watches as Roxie is forced fully to the back and tries to shake the pain out in his own knee before sliding back into the ring where Dawn is trying to get to her feet via the ropes.

Just as she gets to her feet however Shipley drops to a knee and drives his shoulder into the back of Dawn’s right knee and she goes down screaming in pain.

Shipley taps his forehead as he stands up and places Dawns leg on the bottom rope and then proceeds to put the boots to it….over…and over..and over again.

Joe Hoffman: We seen this a lot lately from the HOW wrestlers…they are definitely more focused on the physical injuries instead of all the mental games we are used to..

Benny Newell: About fucking time….

Now it is Shipley who works on the injured knee of a wrestler as he executes several grapevines, submissions and just pure brute force on Dawn’s knee….the destruction of her leg and her screams of pain…have the crowd literally calling for Shipley to finish the match……

And he does.

Shipley pulls Dawn towards the center of the ring and signals for his reverse figure four leg lock….Newton’s Paradox..

Joe Hoffman: Smart move here folks…..work the leg…use a leg submission….

Shipley bends down to begin to lock the move in but as he does McGill reaches up and grabs Shipley’s groin in a nasty Testicular Claw….which sends Shipley immediately on the defensive as McGill slowly makes her way up to her feet with Shipley’s balls in her hand….

Benny Newell: Tell me when it’s over!!!!

McGill sweeps the legs out from Shipley and he falls to the mat and McGill wastes no time in locking in a perfect figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring…

Shipley pounds the mat in pain and frustration but he doesn’t give up.

Hortega even counts several near falls when Shipley’s shoulders are on the mat but each time he gets up. He finally gets enough energy to try and roll the move over and they get halfway there but Shipley cannot take anymore and they roll back into the previous position and now it is McGill who is pounding the canvas as she tries to apply as much pressure as possibly…

Shipley falls back to the canvas in pain and Hortega starts another count….

UNO…..

DOS……

TRES!!!!!!

Joe Hoffman: SHE DID IT…SHE DID IT…SHE DID IT!!!!!

The Kallisten Coliseum goes crazy as McGill is in a state of shock as HOW medics rush down the ramp and slide into the ring as a now passed out Shipley is not moving, having passed out from the pain.

Hortega grabs the LSD Championship and puts it around the waist of McGill as McVay makes the official announcement…

Bryan McVay: WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 18 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS…AND NEEEEEEEW LSD CHAMPION……DAAAAAWWWWWWN MCCCCCCGIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!

McGill falls against the ropes as the crowd cheers madly for the new champion as Benny and Joe don’t say a word during this great moment.

The action finally cuts away to the backstage area…

 

 

 

 

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1/22-MVW’s Syndicated Studio Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s 60 Minute Syndicated Show
Wednesday January 22nd, 2019
Taped January 10th at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall

MVW Syndicated Show Results
The three hundred people on hand stand and cheer as Thunderbolt and Hall welcomes everyone to another edition of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s 60 Minute Syndicated Show. Thunderbolt runs down who will be on the show tonight and sends it right to the ring for the first match of show.

MATCH #1-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Desiree Davis @ 2:22
Barbosa-Stevens wastes little time in dealing with Desiree. She wins with the Toxic Sting in the third minute of the match.

Kellie Burkowski interviews Lisa after the match. Lisa tells her it feels good to stand here. She wishes she was still the world champion. It was a hell of a journey to get there. But now, she’s beginning the road back. Sheline Carrigan now has the target on her back and Lisa vows she has another rematch with the Canadian Cyborg coming for the Women’s championship. Barbosa-Stevens states what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger and she can’t wait to get another shot at the title.

Thunderbolt and Hall’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Review
-High Octane Wrestling’s Brian Hollywood shocks everyone by showing up at the arena ready to wrestle.
-MATCH 1:Hollywood defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper
-Hollywood and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens then depart to go to Chicago for the HOW ICONIC show.
-The Sports Entertainment Corporation take a victory lap in honor of new Men’s Champion Darin Zion- who is in the Caribbean on vacation.
-Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club interrupt the SEC party and challenge Tori McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy to a six woman tag team match. Mr. McMann accepts.
– The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. The Sports Entertainment Corporation (Victoria McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy) goes to a no contest
-After a post match brawl ignited when Dawn McGill whacked her daughter Tori McGill with a Singapore cane, MVW CEO Ray McAvay kicks everyone out of the ringside area except the SEC (Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks, Bobby Ricky Michaels, Marty Gibson-Lane) and the Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.
-MAIN EVENT: Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, Bobby Ricky Michaels, and Marty Gibson-Lane) vs. The Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler) also goes to a no contest

Update on J.J. Bittinger
Kellie Burkowski reports that former MVW Men’s Champion J.J. Bittinger is resting at home after suffering two cracked ribs in the post-match beatdown at the hands of the Sports Entertainment Corporation over ten days ago at Evening of Champions.

Bittinger is expected to be out about two months and is not expected to be back until mid-March.

MATCH #2-Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan defeated Bob Zardoz and Willie Zane @ 3:05
The Corporate Country heartthrobs versus the oddly dressed Bob Zardoz and Willie Zane- who spent most of the match shouting out randomly ‘I have a child!” Zardoz and Zane both had a couple good moments. Skyler gets the pinfall on Zane after he hit the Grand Olde Opry Cutter on him.

Post-match, Skyler, Bryan, and The Girl in a Country Song Lillie Mae start a country dance party in the ring to their theme music “Up Down” by Morgan Wallen and The Florida-Georgia Line as we go to commercial.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE

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Thunderbolt Smith: And welcome back to MVW…

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell Interview
Kellie Burkowski has the former MVW Men’s Champion with her. She asks him how he feels going into next week’s big match against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Charlie Blackwell: Always confident, and always prepared. But then J.J. Bittinger showed up.

Well, he wasn’t prepared for Bittinger last year. Blackwell was eliminated by someone who started the year wrestling in the Appalachians. But Charlie will be ready this time for Bill Dickinson. The question is: is ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson ready to face him?

An organ plays the melody of the chorus to Billy Joel’s classic song, ‘Captain Jack’ – followed by the opening of the song and then the appearance of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s favorite seafarer…

Captain Jack

MATCH #3-Captain Jack Darrow defeated Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete @ 3:30
Captain Jack gets the pinfall in this tussle with the Pirate Plunder in the fourth minute of the match.

The Southern Boys Promo
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson says Mr. McMann talks too much, huh? He gets McMann gloating about getting a bonafide big time player on board in Darin Zion. That was no easy task, be proud. But the problem is eventually Zion will go back to High Octane Wrestling and the Southern Boys will still be here. ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams declares it’s time to do less talking and time to do more fighting! Williams adds that the SEC is right smack dab in their sights.

Thunderbolt and Hall discuss the Sports Entertainment Corporation (SEC)-Southern Boys war. Thunderbolt believes that after getting screwed by the SEC, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson is going to be do everything in his power to bring them down. Hall agrees but cautions Thunderbolt and everyone not to short sell Mr. McMann. Again, for the first time, he has everything at his disposal AND a big time wrestler to lead the faction.

Kellie Burkowski Reviews This Past Weekend’s House Shows
Kellie starts at Friday night’s Aurora, Illinois show.

The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeated People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster- Rita pinned Foster with That Thing They Do @ 13:27
In a battle of #3 vs. #4 in the Women’s Tag Team division, The O’Neders continue their comeback with an upset win over the People’s Front of Berea (KY) to leapfrog into the #3 spot.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Kirsten Canfield defeated Eva Perrin © to become the NEW WOMEN’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION via the Wheatshocker Express @ 24:38
Kirsten Canfield dethrones the Trailer Park Queen. Canfield served notice to Perrin from the opening bell and the crowd quickly got behind her and helped the former Wichita State student put an end to Perrin’s run as the Women’s Heartland Champion.

Then Saturday night in Valaparaiso, Indiana.

Pete Howe defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido with the UK Lock @ 8:17
The former bartender turned wrestler put in an impressive performance to get the win.

Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) defeated Jack Fraiser with the Average Slam @ 11:04
#2 vs. #3 in the Men’s division. Fraiser got off to a very slow start tonight, rallied for a while, but never could really get into the match. Average Joe didn’t let up and took the win with the Average Slam.

Finally, Sunday night in Angola, Indiana.

-‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith defeated Rah @ 14:02
#2 vs. #3- Men’s Heartland. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Smith pinned Rah with the Dull Roar and moves up a spot to #2 after defeating the Sunshine God in a relatively one-sided match.

-Lani Harlot defeated Christa Carmondy (SEC) via DQ @ 7:34
-#3 vs. #4- Women’s Division. Former Women’s Heartland Champion ‘Trailer Park’ Queen’ Eva Perrin came out with her husband Colonel John Perrin and Perrin’s descamisados and attacked Harlot mid-match leaving referee Ashland Carney no other alternative but to DQ Carmondy.

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 (SEC) © via DQ @ 4:49
Another skirmish in the bubbling battle between the Southern Boys and the SEC. Mr. McMann sends the army in to make Ultratron-5.1’s night a short one when referee Ron Martin DQ’s him. The other three Southern Boys join in and again security has to come down to restore order.

Boos ring out as ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann leads the SEC out for the next match.

MATCH #4-Sports Entertainment Corporation: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny defeated Gwen and Blake Varney @ 2:45
The quick rising tag team of Tori McGill and Poison Penny make quick work of the Varney Sisters. McGill plants Blake with a Gutwrench Facebuster. Poison Penny gives Gwen a Poison Kiss to get the victory.

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Refueled 13
Saturday January 25th, 2020
Allstate Arena
Chicago, IL

The Lee Best Invitational gets underway with four matches in the A and B Group

Brian Hollywood vs. Alex Redding- Group A

Buck Yates vs. Rick Dickulous- Group A

Deacon vs. Crash Rodriguez- Group B

Black Mamba vs. Teddy Palmer- Group B

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Evolution 75
Tuesday January 28th, 2020
Quicken Loans Arena

Cleveland, Ohio

CWF returns for the New Year with the 74th edition of Evolution! I’m sure the fans were all wondering what happened to the New Year’s edition but all of that will be explained and more, next Tuesday night!

Savannah Jade vs. Konrad Rabb

Nathan Paradine vs. Zolton

Dauntless vs. Autumn Raven & PJ Blake

Terry Gould vs. Sean Fuller

Number One Contendership for the CWF Championship
Freddie Styles vs. Kyuseishu


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Dawn McGill
Ten Years Ago- Dawn McGill Defeated Tim Shipley to Become High Octane Wrestling’s LSD Champion
-McGill reaches up and grabs Shipley’s groin in a nasty Testicular Claw….which sends Shipley immediately on the defensive as McGill slowly makes her way up to her feet with Shipley’s balls in her hand….

Benny Newell: Tell me when it’s over!!!!

McGill sweeps the legs out from Shipley and he falls to the mat and McGill wastes no time in locking in a perfect figure four leg lock in the middle of the ring…

Shipley pounds the mat in pain and frustration but he doesn’t give up.

Hortega even counts several near falls when Shipley’s shoulders are on the mat but each time he gets up. He finally gets enough energy to try and roll the move over and they get halfway there but Shipley cannot take anymore and they roll back into the previous position and now it is McGill who is pounding the canvas as she tries to apply as much pressure as possibly…

Shipley falls back to the canvas in pain and Hortega starts another count….

UNO…..

DOS……

TRES!!!!!!

Joe Hoffman: SHE DID IT…SHE DID IT…SHE DID IT!!!!!

The Kallisten Coliseum goes crazy as McGill is in a state of shock as HOW medics rush down the ramp and slide into the ring as a now passed out Shipley is not moving, having passed out from the pain.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE-MVW Men’s Tag Team Champions The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell and Jack Fraiser- no contest @ 10:30
-The SEC came to the ring in force. Blackwell and Fraiser only had the ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Oootlander Blaire Rendell in their corner. Suffice to say, the SEC took advantage of the numbers advantage early and often.

That stopped when all four of the Southern Boys came down to the ring- much to Mr. McMann’s chagrin.

The match went on with Blackwell and Fraiser getting a foothold. But in the end, the SEC jumped Charlie Blackwell and referee Davey Keels threw out the match.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
February 28th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
February 29th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
March 1st – North Platte High School Gym / North Platte, NE
March 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE

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1/20-MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

LAST WEEK ON MVW’s WRESTLING NIGHT IN THE HEARTLAND ON HOTv:
-MVW Men’s Champion J.J. Bittinger knows he’ll go into the match with a big weight disadvantage against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson but will use skill and determination to overcome him. Bittinger adds he’ll be joined at ringside by his ‘new family’ (presumably the SEC) to make sure his back is covered.
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is in MVW CEO Ray McAvay’s office to argue that the Sports Entertainment Corporation’s Christa Carmondy should get an automatic title shot because she’s ‘already a star. McAvay tells him she’ll have to work her way up like everyone else.
-The Southern Boys find Dickinson unconscious backstage after being attacked with a lead pipe. The others pin the blame on J.J. Bittinger and go searching for him.
-MATCH #1-The Missouri Valley Fight Club retain the MVW Women’s Tag Team title over Backman Taylor Powerdrive
-After the match, The SEC (Victoria McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy) have a staredown with the MVFC.
-The Southern Boys find and corner Bittinger. They attack and leave him on the floor as security arrives.
-Kellie Burkowski interviews the MVFC after their win. They acknowledge a match with the SEC is probably in their future.
-Since Dickinson is unable to wrestle but Bittinger – injured and barely standing – can, Mr. McMann offers a solution. Out walks High Octane Wrestling’s Darin Zion- the winner between Zion and Bittinger becomes the next member of the SEC.
-MAIN EVENT-Darin Zion defeats J.J. Bittinger to become the new MVW Men’s Champion and joins the SEC.
-Post-match, the Southern Boys stream down to attack the SEC as the show ends.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv
Monday January 20th, 2020
Taped Saturday January 18th, 2020
Athletics-Recreation Center
Valparaiso, IN

Announcer: Johnny Suave
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall

Suave stands in the middle of the ring to a good crowd inside the Athletics-Recreation Center who are all on their feet.

Johnny Suave: Hello and welcome to another edition of MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv.

He pauses as the crowd cheers.

Johnny Suave: My name is Johnny Suave.   As you know, Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall are both a few minutes up the road in Chicago for tonight’s High Octane Wrestling ICONIC show.

Suave notes that there is a new MVW Men’s Champion – an unlikely new MVW Men’s Champion – in Darin Zion who defeated J.J. Bittinger in an impromptu title match and joined ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Corporation – giving the SEC another potent weapon in their drive to dominate Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Suave runs down tonight’s show- which is heavy on the SEC side:

The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. The Sports Entertainment Corporation (Victoria McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy) in Six Woman Tag Team Action

Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, Bobby Ricky Michaels, and Marty Gibson-Lane) vs. The Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler) in Eight Man Tag Team Action

Johnny Suave: But first-

*“Perfect Insanity” by Disturbed*

The video screen comes on. A black limo pulls up to the rear door of the arena. Suave wonders who the hell this is. We find out soon enough when the driver steps out of the limo, walks to the back, and opens up the back door.

Brian Hollywood
-High Octane Wrestling
AGE: 29 / HT: 6’ 1” WT: 225 HOME: Los Angeles, CA
FIN: Executive Promise (Superkick)

Johnny Suave: WHAT? BRIAN HOLLYWOOD? HERE?

Suave further explains that with HOW running ICONIC in nearby Chicago, Hollywood was in the area.

Hollywood appears on the stage to the stunned MVW fans. Hollywood sports black pants with a chain hanging down his side and shiny black boots as he walks down the ramp completely ignoring the fans. He enters the ring and stands there for a moment as he looks out at the crowd with a disgusted look on his face.

Johnny Suave: All right. Here we go.

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MATCH ONE:

BRIAN HOLLYWOOD
-Los Angeles, California
vs.
THE MONONAGHELIAN STOMPER
-Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Referee Brent Payson calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

Both men step forward. The Stomper circles with Hollywood. Tie up. Hollywood throws big forearms that backs up The Stomper. Hollywood goes for an Irish whip but The Stomp blocks so he knees low and then whips – The Stomper reverses and bumps Hollywood down! Hollywood gets right back up and retreats to the corner.

Johnny Suave: Well. The Stomper just served notice that he’s not going to be awed by Brian Hollywood.

Hollywood nods and the two circle again. Hollywood kicks low then lifts The Stomper off his feet and slams him down. He lays in the boots and then pulls his opponent up. Hollywood goes top rope – Missile Dropkick rocks The Stomper. Hollywood rains down rights and then bails out to drag The Stomper to the apron. He clubs away on him there until Payson starts a five count and Hollywood steps away.

Johnny Suave: Kind of what we thought it would be. Hollywood in complete control early on and he just a different class of wrestler.

Hollywood sets him up for a body slam. He drives The Stomper to the mat with force and we have our first cover of the match.

One…

Two…

2.5.

Johnny Suave: The Stomper just kicked out of that one.

Hollywood slows it down a bit and grinds The Stomper down with a chinlock.

Eventually, the Stomper fights his way up. He gets back to his feet. He powers Hollywood up and throws him off. The Stomper runs the ropes but Hollywood follows. Waistlock into the ropes. Belly to back suplex. Both men up. Hollywood to the ropes- SPRINGBOARD DDT. Cover.

One…

Two…

2.6.

Johnny Suave: Just got that shoulder up.

Hollywood pulls The Stomper up and whips him to the ropes – clothesline from hell. Leg drop by Hollywood. A second leg drop. Cover.

One…

Two…

2.8.

Johnny Suave: Again, The Stomper a little late in getting that shoulder up.

The Stomper back to his feet. Boot to the gut by Hollywood. Front Waistlock into a German Suplex. The Stomper wobbles, Hollywood with a side headlock – Tornado DDT – no The Stomper rolls through and gets clear but Hollywood stays with it and gets a Belly to Belly Suplex instead. But The Stomper keeps getting right back up. Hollywood with a drop kick – The Stomper stumbles back to the ropes. Now Hollywood gets the German Suplex. Cover.

One…

Two…

2.2

Johnny Suave: He kicks out and he’s still alive in the match but this has been pretty much all Brian Hollywood. The Stomper is a wily veteran and he’s been around for years. But Brian Hollywood is at a much different level, competition wise.

Hollywood pulls The Stomper up slowly.

Johnny Suave: Yeah, I think The Stomper has run out of gas here.

Front facelock by Hollywood…PAPER CUT!

Johnny Suave: Hollywood shifted from a facelock and hit a cutter and that should just about do it!

Well. Not quite. The Stomper manages to get back on his feet. Hollywood measures.

*SMACK*

Johnny Suave: EXECUTIVE PROMISE!

The superkick topples The Stomper like giant Oak tree. Hollywood takes his time in making the pin for the win.

One…

Two…

THREE! Payson calls for the bell.

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

We get our first look at ring announcer Kimber Marshall who climbs into the ring to deliver the final verdict of the night.

WINNER: BRIAN HOLLYWOOD @ 8:33 (edited to 8:00 for television)

The Mononaghelian Stomper put forth a brave effort and gave a pretty good account of himself. But Brian Hollywood was too much for him and he gets the win.

Suave confirms that Hollywood is leaving right away to go back to Chicago for the HOW ICONIC show at the Allstate Arena along with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens who wrestled earlier in the show.

(VIDEO: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. Lani Harlot at Valparaiso House Show)

Barbosa-Stevens hits the Toxic Sting on Harlot. She quickly makes the cover. One…two…THREE!

Johnny Suave: We’ve just had our first match of the night. More action coming up on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD

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LAST WEEK ON MVW’s SYNDICATED SHOW
-Review of Wrestling Night in the Heartland.
-MVW CEO Ray McAvay discusses the new champion and notes that Missouri Valley Wrestling has always had a tradition of ‘outsiders’ coming in to win the top belt.
-CSPN interviews the Tag Team Champions Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
-MATCH #1- The SEC (Walstreit and Banks) retain the MVW Men’s Tag Team title over the Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams)
-MATCH #2-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan retained the Women’s Title over ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki.
-Christa Carmondy, Victoria McGill, and Poison Penny of the Sports Entertainment Corporation confront Carrigan after the match but ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Dawn McGill race down to make the save.

Johnny Suave: So, Sheline Carrigan and the Sports Entertainment Corporation retain their titles. Carrigan in convincing fashion. The SEC? Eh, not so much.

(VIDEO: The SEC: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams- St. Louis Supershow)

Miller has Walstreit trapped on the outside and beating him down with lefts and rights. Williams locks in the Devil’s Triangle submission hold on Banks in the ring.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann decides not to take any more chances. He sends in the calvary.

The former Kings of Old School turned hired guns Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane hit the ring and take out Williams.

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler jumps Michaels. Gibson-Lane attacks Butler.

Referee Ron Martin calls for an immediate DQ.

The long running enmity between Michaels and Gibson-Lane and the Southern Boys fire up again. Suave’s sure that the SEC hasn’t seen the last of the Southern Boys.

*SEC Theme Song- ‘Party Wherever We Go’- Robert Randolph and the Family Band*

Johnny Suave: And we haven’t heard the last of the SEC. Here they come.

THE SEC’S ‘VICTORY LAP’
Mr. McMann appears first on stage. He’s greeted with boos. Next, the official SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum. The cameras of the Corporate Sports(Entertainment) Program Nation or aka…CSPN follow Finebaum.

The rest of the SEC also come out- all dressed in appropriate ‘serious’ business attire:

P.M.C. Banks (Corporate World, Inc.)
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit (Corporate World, Inc.)
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
Ultratron-5.1
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
FIN: The Disintegrator
MGR: Todd- the Backstage Technician
Bobby Ricky Michaels (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
FIN: Gut Check
Victoria McGill

AGE: 22 / HT: 6’ 2″ WT: 140 / HOME: Killeen, TX
FIN: McGill Bomb
Poison Penny
AGE: 27 / HT: 5′ 4″ WT: 155 / HOME: West Plains, MO
FIN: Imploding Senton Bomb/Poison Kiss
Christa Carmondy
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Walstreit walks around in front of the fifteen people on the stage holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

The video screen comes to life. It’s new MVW Men’s Champion Darin Zion relaxing on a beach chair on an indentified island somewhere in the Caribbean with the title belt draped across his waist.

Mr. McMann: Behold! The most dominant faction in the history of Missouri Valley Wrestling!

BOOOOOOOO!

With the CSPN cameras filming him, McMann praises Darin Zion for taking a few minutes of his vacation time to relieve J.J. Bittinger of the Men’s title. He reminds Bittinger that this is all his fault. Bittinger should have accepted the invite into the most exclusive club in MVW- the Sports Entertainment Corporation.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Finebaum calls Bittinger a flawed champion. The fans went to great lengths to ‘prop’ him up as a proper champion. It doesn’t make since no more than Jim Harbaugh ever makes sense. The SEC is back where it belongs- at the top.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

McMann says now that the men’s divisions have been conquered.

Quick cut to Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 counting a wad of cash in his hand.

McMann states it’s time to do the same with the women’s divisions.

Quick cut to: Victoria McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy.

He says Christa Carmondy will return where she belongs- at the top of the Women’s division. McGill will dethrone the new Women’s Heartland champion. And McGill and Poison Penny will end the Women’s Tag Team champions stranglehold on the title.

Female Voice: We’d like to see you try.

Cue crowd pop.

Missouri Valley Fight Club
Carrieanne McDermott
AGE: 32 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 138 / HOME: Glasgow, Scotland
FIN: Glasgow Kiss or Indian Death Lock
Harley Davisson
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 129 / HOME: Omaha, NE
FIN: Kick Start (Detonation Kick)

The Missouri Valley Wrestling Female Tag Team Champions arrive and wants to know what all the fuss is about.

Harley Davisson: Actually, no we don’t. How about McGill, Penny, and Christa against me and McDermott and another gal and we start settling this right now.

McGill, Penny, and Christa don’t appear too enthused.

Mr. McMann: You got it. But I want to know who’ll your third wrestler is.

*”Swingin’”- Tom Petty

It’s a familiar foe with new theme music.

Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 35 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter

And accompanying her to the ring…

IT’S THE NEW STUFF!

*”Beastie Boys Vs. Led Zeppelin – Black Sabotage”*

Dawn McGillThe 6 Foot Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt”
HT: 6’ 0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: McGill Bomb

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Tori McGill- daughter of the aforementioned Dawn McGill whom she brutally attacked and knocked out at the Evening of Champions Pay Per View in December- nearly has a stroke when she sees her mother coming out with the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl.

McDermott then announces their special ‘bodyguards’ for the match who’ll watch their back.

*”White Trash”- Chris Janson*

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: Southern Fried Powerbomb

*“Everlong” – Foo Fighters*

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
FIN: Southern Cross

*“Screw You, We’re From Texas”- Ray Wylie Hubbard*

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

*“Country Boy Can Survive” – Hank Williams, Jr.*

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
FIN: Texas Lariat

It’s the Southern Boys. Referee Corrina Romanov makes her way down and we’ve got a match.

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MATCH TWO:

HARLEY DAVISSON-Women’s Tag Team Champion
-Omaha, Nebraska
CARRIEANNE McDERMOTT-Women’s Tag Team Champion
-Glasgow, Scotland
‘EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN
-Bowling Green, Ohio
vs.
THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CORPORATION:
VICTORIA McGILL
-Killeen, Texas
POISON PENNY
-West Plains, Missouri
CHRISTA CARMONDY
-St. Louis, Missouri

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*DING-DING-DING*

Valparaiso is fired up. The teams sort out who’ll start and it will be Harley Davisson and Victoria McGill.

Johnny Suave: I will say this much. Tori McGill has improved tremendously over the past few months. She’s a lot more confident inside the ring than when she debuted last year.

Davisson and McGill circle. Davisson and McGill tie up. McGill wrenches and wristlocks. Davisson gets loose and runs the ropes to clothesline McGill. She whiffs on a right hand – McGill ducks and steps back.

They tie up again. Again McGill wrenches – Davisson reverses to a hammerlock. She tries to snapmare Tori but she doesn’t cooperate. Boot to the gut by Tori stops Davisson. McGill follows with chops and slaps on a full nelson. Davisson arm-drags out. Tori whips her to the ropes. She sets Davisson up into an Electric Chair. Davisson escapes out the back but McGill drives a couple elbows into her belly – runs – redirects – dropkicks her legs out from under her. Tori covers.

One…

1.8…

Johnny Suave: Davisson kicks out!

Davisson tags in McDermott.   Drop toehold takes Tori right to the mat. McDermott drags to their corner and whips her into the turnbuckle. Knowing she’s in the wrong place, Tori low blows McDermott and fights out. She dives to her corner and tags in Christa Carmondy. Tessa shouts to McDermott – McDermott nods and tags out to the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’.

The crowd rises to their feet as Carmondy and Tessa stand face to face. Carmondy shoves Tess. Tess comes back with a viscious chop. Carmondy smiles – and chops right back!

Johnny Suave: It’s a CHOP fight!

Chop by Tess.

Crowd: WOO!

Chop by Carmondy.

Crowd: WOOOOOO!

Chop by Tess.

Crowd: WOOOOOO!

Chop by Carmondy – no, forearm.

Tess pauses and looks out to the crowd. Then she drives a forearm into Carmondy’s chest. Tessa whips Carmondy to the ropes – Carmondy ducks a lariat – stops – rear waistlock to a belly to back suplex.

Now Carmondy runs the ropes…

*SMACK*

Johnny Suave: SHE JUST RAN RIGHT INTO A JUMPING SIDEKICK!

Christa spins 180 and then melts to the mat. Tess cover.

One…

Poison Penny boots Tess to make the save at 1.2.

Then she runs over and plants a kiss on Harley Davisson.

Johnny Suave: POISON KISS! POISON KISS!

Tess forearms Penny from behind. Davisson collapses on the apron and falls off to the floor.

Johnny Suave: We will have more of this match right after these messages!

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Refueled 13
Saturday January 25th, 2020
Allstate Arena
Chicago, IL

The Lee Best Invitational gets underway with four matches in the A and B Group

Brian Hollywood vs. Alex Redding- Group A

Buck Yates vs. Rick Dickulous- Group A

Deacon vs. Crash Rodriguez- Group B

Black Mamba vs. Teddy Palmer- Group B

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Evolution 75
Tuesday January 28th, 2020
Quicken Loans Arena

Cleveland, Ohio

CWF returns for the New Year with the 74th edition of Evolution! I’m sure the fans were all wondering what happened to the New Year’s edition but all of that will be explained and more, next Tuesday night!

Savannah Jade vs. Konrad Rabb

Nathan Paradine vs. Zolton

Dauntless vs. Autumn Raven & PJ Blake

Terry Gould vs. Sean Fuller

Number One Contendership for the CWF Championship
Freddie Styles vs. Kyuseishu

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MATCH CONTINUED…
…Davisson is still out of it on the floor. McDermott and Tessa are propped up in opposite corners.

Tori starts a clothesline train. First, McDermott. Then Tessa. McDermott. Tess. Then Tori turns to her mother Dawn McGill watching from the floor and starts chirping at her. Tori with a fireman’s carry on Tessa – she slams her to the mat.

And then Tori goes back over to taunt her mother some more.

Back to the match, Tori drops a big leg on McDermott and covers – staring right at Dawn the entire time.

One…

McDermott kicks out at 1.6

Johnny Suave: That might not be the best strategy. Especially when they have a three to two advan-

*THWACK*

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Tori decided to run the ropes and Dawn blasts her in the back with the Singapore cane. Tori immediately turns around to face her mother and…

*THWACK*

Dawn nails her on the top of head with the cane. Tori slumps down to the mat. Poison Penny and Christa Carmondy hit the ring and charges toward Dawn.

Johnny Suave: HERE WE GO!

Referee Corrina Romanov immediately throws the match out. Kimber Marshall doesn’t even bother to climb into the ring.

MATCH THROWN OUT @ 9:30 (edited to 8:53 for television)

*THWACK*

Dawn takes out Poison Penny with the Singapore cane. But Christa Carmondy tackles her and they start rolling around.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson runs over and yanks Carmondy off Dawn. That gets Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks, Bobby Ricky Michaels, and Marty Gibson-Lane’s attention and they cut through the ring. Michaels and Gibson-Lane leap over the top rope and tackle Dickinson and ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller.

It escalates quickly as the SEC and the Southern Boys start brawling in earnest on the floor.

MVW Security immediately come down to try and separate the two teams.

And then MVW CEO Ray McAvay appears on the stage. He shouts in the microphone to everyone to stop.

It takes several seconds for hostilities to cease before McAvay has everyone’s attention.

Ray McAvay: All right. Here’s what’s going to happen. Dickinson, Williams, Miller, Butler. You stay. Banks, Walstreit, Michaels, Gibson-Lane. You stay. Everyone else- leaves. You guys want to fight. You’re going to get what you want.

Referee Davey Keels runs past McAvay and heads to the ring.

MVW Security escort the Missouri Valley Fight Club, Tessa Martin, Dawn McGill, Tori McGill, Christa Carmondy, and Poison Penny along with Mr. McMann and Phil Finebaum to the back.

The CSPN camera crew stays.

As everyone gets situated at ringside, Suave mentions that next week’s MVW house show in Hastings, Minnesota will have FOUR number one contender’s matches:

-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation

-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company

-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

Johnny Suave: Davey Keels is ready and we are just about under way.

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MAIN EVENT:

THE SOUTHERN BOYS:
‘The 330 Pound Southern Brawler’ ‘REDNECK’ BILL DICKINSON
-Troy, Alabama
‘DASTARDLY’ DAVE MILLER
-Columbus, Georgia
‘DANGEROUS’ DAN WILLIAMS
-Wimberley, Texas
‘COWBOY’ DAN BUTLER
-Beaumont, Texas
vs.
THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CORPORATION:
P.M.C. BANKS-Men’s Tag Team Champion
-New York City, New York
KIRK WALSTREIT-Men’s Tag Team Champion
-New York City, New York
BOBBY RICKY MICHAELS
-San Antonio, Texas
MARTY GIBSON-LANE
-Memphis, Tennessee

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*DING-DING*

Dickinson will surely want to get his hands on the SEC after they took him out last week and cost him his title shot against J.J. Bittinger. He circles P.M.C. Banks and they tie up fast. Dickinson goes for the blatant early chokehold but Banks breaks free. Walstreit shouts at Keels to stop Dickinson from doing that.

They go again. Banks tries a wristlock. Dickinson reverses. Fireman’s carry. Jackhammer slam. Dickinson tries to hook the legs – Banks scrambles for the ropes.   Keels calls for a break. Dickinson shouts at Banks to get his ass back in the ring.

Banks takes his sweet time doing so. Actually, he decides he’s had enough of Dickinson and tags in Marty Gibson-Lane.

Johnny Suave: Oooo-kay. The Kings of Old School and the Southern Boys have been Hatfield-McCoy style feuding since last year. Gibson-Lane and Michaels have a near pathological hatred of the Southern Boys – and the feeling is mutual.

Dickinson wades forward and starts exchanging heavy artillery with Gibson-Lane. Michaels barks insults at the other three Southern Boys on the opposite side. Dickinson with a hammerlock and wrenches it hard. Gibson-Lane reverses and wrenches right back. Dickinson powers his way out,  Gibson-Lane punts him in the balls and that helps him keep the hold.

Gibson-Lane spins and trips Dickinson up. Heel hook. The Southern Boys start stepping over – Keels sees them and they do not get into the ring. Gibson-Lane cranks hard but Dickinson hangs on. Finally, Dickinson powers his way free. Gibson-Lane tries to jump on his back. Dickinson bends down and sends Gibson-Lane flying over him. Then he hot tags ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller in.

Gibson-Lane rushes in – arm-drag takedown by Miller. He then blocks a kick by Gibson-Lane. But he gets tripped up and Gibson-Lane tries the heel hook again. Miller punts Gibson-Lane in the head and Miller pops out to a cover!

One…

Gibson-Lane rolls the shoulder up at 1.9

In comes Walstreit. In comes Williams. Walstreit hurricanranas Williams to the mat. Miller and Gibson-Lane fire right hands back and forth and fans cheer – Miller gets the better of this fast and furious back and forth. He tags in ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. Butler and Miller double whip Gibson-Lane – double elbow decks the SEC man.   They split the wishbone and then double kick leaving Gibson-Lane rolling on the mat in pain.

*WHACK*

Johnny Suave: CHAIRSHOT BY WALSTREIT!

*WHACK*

Johnny Suave: AND ANOTHER.

The two chairshots by Walstreit neutralize Butler. Miller shoulder blocks Walstreit and the chair lands on the other side of the ring. Miller stomps away at Walstreit.

We have a cover- Banks to Butler.

One…

Two…

Dickinson pulls Banks off at 2.2

Walstreit keeps on Miller with a leg. Williams cranks Michael’s arm with an armbar.

Keels is desperately trying to clear the ring of everyone who’s not legal.

Banks chops and runs but into a cheapshot from Dickinson! Walstreit swings on Dickinson but gets caught into a draping armbar!

Basically now the Southern Boys attack the SEC’s corner and Keels has lost the battle to keep control of the match. He throws his hands in the air and calls for the bell.

MATCH THROWN OUT @ 14:10 (edited to 7:55 for television)

Williams has Banks. Walstreit goes after Miller. On the floor, Butler and Michaels fight and Dickinson throws Gibson-Lane into the railing.

Dickinson has Banks in the Devil’s Triangle in the ring. Michaels brains Butler with a steel-folding chair right in front of fans while Dickinson tells Suave to vacate his broadcast position.

Johnny Suave: I’m going to have to vacate my position because it is just chaos down here.

And because Dickinson bounces Gibson-Lane’s face off the commentary desk. He lifts Gibson-Lane up in the powerbomb position and delivers a Southern Fried Powerbomb through the table.

Johnny Suave: That’s going to do it for this week. I am Johnny Suave. Thanks for tuning in tonight. We’ll see you next week.

Michaels drags Butler to the ramp while Walstreit throws Miller into the ring post as the picture fades to black…

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
February 22nd – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD

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1/19-MVW Angola, IN House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
MTI Center
Angola, IN
Sunday January 19th, 2020

Missouri Valley Wrestling Angola, IN Results:
MATCH #1-John O’Reilly defeated Denver McMasters @ 10:52
Men’s Heartland match. The newcomer O’Reilly picks up his first MVW win in a bar room type brawl with the rough and ready McMasters. The end came when O’Reilly finally connected with his lethal right hand to turn out McMasters’s light and claim the pinfall.

MATCH #2-The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey defeated Working Girls: ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris @ 12:05
Women’s Tag Team. Former tag team champions The Korvers hit the Korver Krusher on Lewis and FINALLY get a win in a highly competitive match between two struggling tag teams.

MATCH #3-‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith defeated Rah @ 14:02
#2 vs. #3- Men’s Heartland. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Smith pinned Rah with the Dull Roar and moves up a spot to #2 after defeating the Sunshine God in a relatively one-sided match.

MATCH #4-Geena the Warrior Princess defeated Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY) @ 1:56
#3 vs. #4- Women’s Heartland. The Warrior Princess stunned the Angola crowd when she just obliterated Foster with a two handed press slam followed by the Brainbuster for the win. Geena now moves up to #3 in the Women’s Heartland rankings.

MATCH #5-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R @ 13:27
#2 vs. #3- Men’s Tag Team. Truckin’ Average Company holds off the Dark Overlords of Wrestling in a battle of ring veterans to remain at #2 in the tag team rankings. Worth pinned Triple R after hitting the Jake Brake.

MATCH #6-‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Yosemite Samantha @ 1:22
Tess bounced back from the loss last week and demolished Yosemite Samantha in less than two minutes. YS came out super aggressive as usual and got caught by the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl who dropped her with the Pizza Cutter to get the shock quick win.

MATCH #7-Lani Harlot defeated Christa Carmondy (SEC) via DQ @ 7:34
-#3 vs. #4- Women’s Division. Former Women’s Heartland Champion ‘Trailer Park’ Queen’ Eva Perrin came out with her husband Colonel John Perrin and Perrin’s descamisados and attacked Harlot mid-match leaving referee Ashland Carney no other alternative but to DQ Carmondy.

Carmondy was incensed after the match and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann had to send Victoria McGill and Poison Penny in to get her out of the ring. McMann got on the microphone and warned the Perrins that there would be a price to pay for interfering in SEC business. Then the SEC departed to the back.

Perrin then got on the microphone and blamed Lani Harlot for the loss of her title Friday night and she wants payback of her own.

Harlot blamed Perrin’s lack of wrestling ability for her dropping the title to Kirsten Canfield.

Finally, MVW CEO Ray McAvay walked out and simply booked a rematch between Perrin and Harlot- a second Queen of the Trailer Park match with the following stipulations: if Perrin wins- Harlot renounces any claim to the title of ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ and must either work for Perrin or leave MVW. If Harlot win, she gains the back the ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ title and is freed from working for Perrin.

Both women agree. The match is set for two weeks at the Ford Center in Evansville, Indiana.

MATCH #8-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) @ 14:52
#2 vs. #3- Men’s Division. Blackwell knew that Average Joe would come in, work hard, and not make it easy for him. He was right. But Blackwell’s talent prevails in the end as he manages to lock on the Katahajime in the 15th minute of the match to score the win and set up a big match next week in Minnesota against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

MATCH #9/MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 (SEC) © via DQ @ 4:49
Another skirmish in the bubbling battle between the Southern Boys and the SEC. Mr. McMann sends the army in to make Ultratron-5.1’s night a short one when referee Ron Martin DQ’s him. The other three Southern Boys join in and again security has to come down to restore order.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ’High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant’ Amie Velasco (with Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East Sheik Yorbouti) @ 5:17
In a match that really didn’t get out of first gear, Carrigan has little trouble dispatching the High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant.   She hits the Canadian Destroyer for the final move of the night to pick up the win.

Post-match, Velasco and Sheik Yorbouti bust a move to a KC and the Sunshine Band song as the show ends.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s Tag Team-Backman Taylor Powerdrive vs. Sports Entertainment Corporation
-#1 Contender’s Match/Men’s Tag Team-The Southern Boys vs. Truckin’ Average Company
-#1 Contender’s Match/Women’s-Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-#1 Contender’s Match/ Men’s-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL

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1/18-MVW Valparaiso, IN House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Athletics-Recreation Center
Valparaiso, IN
Saturday January 18th, 2020

Night two of MVW’s visit to the ‘burbs of the Windy City stopped off on the Indiana side of the border in Valparaiso with a nine match card featuring two big tag team matches at the end of the night.

The SEC skirmished with both the Missouri Valley Fight Club and the Southern Boy but the huge surprise of the night took place before the show began.

Ring announcer Kimber Marshall was in the ring running down the card for the show for the fans when “Perfect Insanity” by Disturbed interrupted her. The video screen came out and showed a black limo pulling up to the rear door of the arena. The driver stepped out of the limo and walked to the back, opened up the back door, and much to EVERYONE’S surprise, out came Mr. Executive himself, High Octane Wrestling’s Brian Hollywood.  Of course, HOW ran their ICONIC show last night at the Allstate Arena in Chicago which is why Hollywood was in the area and dropped in to wrestle in the opening match.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Valparaiso, IN Results:
MATCH #1-Brian Hollywood defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with the Executive Promise @ 8:33
Hollywood got a good workout from the Pittsburgh based Stomper in this match. The Stomper gave a pretty good account of himself and pushed Mr. Executive a little before Hollywood finally put him away with the Executive Promise.

After the match, Hollywood departed to head back to Chicago for the HOW show.

MATCH #2- Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Lani Harlot with the Toxic Sting @ 16:24
#2 vs. #3 in the Women’s division. This was a good one. Harlot, who’s been stuck with Eva Perrin for several weeks after losing a Queen of the Trailer Park match, came out a house of fire. She controlled the early part of the match and had Barbosa-Stevens on her heels a bit. Then Perrin came out with her husband Colonel John Perrin about midway through and they continued the conversation that started last night in Aurora, Illinois. Harlot spent the rest of the match with her attention split and against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens that’s a losing battle. Barbosa-Stevens took charge and put away Harlot with the Toxic Sting to pick up the win.

After the match, Barbosa-Stevens also left the premises to head to the Allstate Arena to watch her husband Scott Stevens wrestle at HOW’s ICONIC show.

MATCH #3-Pete Howe defeated ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido with the UK Lock @ 8:17
The former bartender turned wrestler put in an impressive performance to get the win.

MATCH #4-Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) defeated Jack Fraiser with the Average Slam @ 11:04
#2 vs. #3 in the Men’s division. Fraiser got off to a very slow start tonight, rallied for a while, but never could really get into the match. Average Joe didn’t let up and took the win with the Average Slam.

MATCH #5-Backman Taylor Powerdrive defeated Tori Thomas and Cheryl Parkman- Backman pinned Thomas with the TCB @ 2:48
Easy night for the #1 contenders in the Women’s Tag Team division.

Post-match, The SEC: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny (#2 Ranked Women’s Tag Team) attacked BTP and laid them out.

MATCH #6-Shizuko Yamazaki defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker with the Cranial Contusion @ 0:33
‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker once again appeared more interested in debating the referee on an obscure rule than wrestling the match. That ended up being a bad thing as the #1 Contender in the Women’s division Yamazaki came up behind her and belly to back suplexed Walker not once but twice followed by the Cranial Contusion to make her night a very short one.

MATCH #7/NON-TITLE-Men’s Heartland Champion Ultratron-5.1 defeated Buckshot Henderson with the Disintegrator @ 2:48
Quick and dirty for the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 who faces the Southern Boys’s ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler in Angola, Indiana for the MVW Men’s Heartland title tonight.

Once again, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann brought out the entire Sports Entertainment Corporation and the Corporate Sports (Entertainment) Programming Nation staff to do a ‘victory lap’ for Darin Zion’s title win last week in St. Louis.

Like at the Aurora show, Zion appeared via video from a Caribbean island somewhere far, far away where he’s on vacation.

This time, the Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) came out to interrupt. Davisson laid down a challenge to Tori McGill, Poison Penny, AND Christa Carmondy to face them in a six woman tag team match right now. Mr. McMann accepted on behalf of his faction and demanded to know who the MVFC’s third person would be.

That would be- ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin- McMann’s jaw dropped. She was accompanied to the ring by Dawn McGill- Tori McGill’s (Dawn’s daughter) jaw also dropped.

McDermott then introduced their special bodyguards for the match- The Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler).

MATCH #8-The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. The Sports Entertainment Corporation (Victoria McGill, Poison Penny, and Christa Carmondy)- match thrown out @ 9:30
Well? What happened was exactly what you thought would happen. Actually, the match functioned pretty well and was a fun little six woman tag sprint until Tori McGill started to taunt her mother Dawn about midway through. A couple minutes later, Davisson whipped Tori into the ropes and Dawn nailed her daughter with a Singapore Caneshot…and as they say- that’s when the fight began. Referee Corrina Romanov threw out the match when everyone – and we mean everyone – invaded the ring and a huge brawl broke out.

MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out with MVW security and kicked the women out from ringside. Then he informed the SEC they would be facing the Southern Boys in an eight man tag team match…RIGHT NOW!

MAIN EVENT-Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, Bobby Ricky Michaels, and Marty Gibson-Lane) vs. The Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler)- match thrown out @ 14:10
Same result as the women’s match, it just took about five minutes longer to blow up. Oh, and there is STILL no love lost between the Southern Boys and the former Kings of Old School (Gibson-Lane and Michaels). Referee Davey Keels tossed the match when it became clear that both teams just wanted to fight and that’s how the show ended.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 19th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
Men’s Heartland Title: Ultratron-5.1 (SEC) © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
Queen of the Trailer Park II Match: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin vs. Lani Harlot
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL

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1/17-MVW Aurora, IL House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Thornton Gymnasium
Aurora, IL
Friday January 17th, 2020

Before the show kicked off, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann brought out the entire Sports Entertainment Corporation and the Corporate Sports (Entertainment) Programming Nation staff to do a ‘victory lap’ to celebrate Darin Zion’s title win the week before in St. Louis.

Zion was NOT on hand last night but did appear via video from a Caribbean island somewhere far, far away where he’s on vacation.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Aurora, IL Results:
MATCH #1-Geena-The Warrior Princess defeated Natasha Littell, ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker (Ranked #4 Women’s Heartland), and Ninja Kitty- Geena pinned Ninja Kitty with the Two Handed Press Slam @ 14:54
Geena powers her way past Littell, Walker, and Ninja Kitty in a four-way elimination match in the Women’s Heartland division. With the win, Geena now jumps into the #4 spot in the Women’s Heartland division.

Before the second match, a keyboard organ part opens the epic Billy Joel classic “Captain Jack” and brings out Captain Jack Darrow for his first match.

MATCH #2- Captain Jack Darrow (Ranked #4 Men’s Heartland) defeated Bullethead and Denver McMasters- Darrow pinned Bullethead with the Pirate Plunder @ 11:05
In a three-way elimination match, Bullethead dominated early and cruised to a relatively pinfall over McMasters. But the wily Captain Jack would win the day with his Pirate Plunder to remain the #4 contender in the Men’s Heartland division.

MATCH #3-The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeated People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster- Rita pinned Foster with That Thing They Do @ 13:27
In a battle of #3 vs. #4 in the Women’s Tag Team division, The O’Neders continue their comeback with an upset win over the People’s Front of Berea (KY) to leapfrog into the #3 spot.

MATCH #4-Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R (Ranked #4-Men’s Tag Team) defeated Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Ranked #3-Men’s Tag Team)- Sufferable submitted Justice with the Figure Four Leglock @ 15:42
Speaking of wily veterans, the Dark Overlords of Wrestling certainly qualify as such. And after defeating Rough Justice last night, the DOW qualify as the new #3 ranked men’s tag team moving past their opponents.

The SEC makes a grand spectacle of their entrance to the ring for the next match but get interrupted when ‘Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East’ Sheik Yorbouti leads Amie Velasco and Adrienne Banks down to the ring to ‘Shake Your Booty’ by KC and the Sunshine Band.

The SEC are not amused.

MATCH #5-Sports Entertainment Corporation: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny (Ranked #2 Women’s Tag Team) defeated Adrienne Banks and ’High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant’ Amie Velasco w/ ‘Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East’ Sheik Yorbouti- Poison Penny pinned Velasco with the Poison Kiss @ 5:55
Always fun to see Sheik Yorbouti at ringside at a MVW show. McGill and Penny tune up for Sunday’s match against the O’Neders.

Post-match, Sheik Youbouti attempts to start another dance party but McGill and Penny put a quick stop to that. McGill obliterates the Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East with a gut wrench facebuster.

MATCH #6-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company (Ranked #2 Men’s Tag Team) defeated The Bookworms: Dean Barnes and Terry Noble- Company pinned Barnes with the Company Line @ 4:39
Easy win for Worth and Company. They face the Dark Overlords of Wrestling on Sunday.

MATCH #7-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (Ranked #2-Women’s Division) defeated Laney Harrison with the Toxic Sting @ 2:23
The former two-time Women’s champion continues to impress.

MATCH #8-‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (Ranked #2-Men’s Division) defeated Jack from State Barn Insurance with the Katahajime @ 3:17
Blackwell begins his climb back up towards a title shot.

MATCH #9/WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Kirsten Canfield defeated Eva Perrin © to become the NEW WOMEN’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION via the Wheatshocker Express @ 24:38
Kirsten Canfield dethrones the Trailer Park Queen. Canfield served notice to Perrin from the opening bell and the crowd quickly got behind her and helped the former Wichita State student put an end to Perrin’s run as the Women’s Heartland Champion.

-Perrin kept looking out at Lani Harlot for help throughout the match but the former Queen of the Trailer Park did not come to her aid. Perrin’s husband Colonel John Perrin did intercede in the match and at the end he and Harlot got into a massive argument as Canfield delivered the coupe de grace with the Wheatshocker Express.

Canfield received a standing ovation after the match. Perrin and Harlot got into a shoving match before Lani turns and goes to the back.

Again, the big procession to the ring by the SEC for the next match.

MATCH #10/NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Mononaghelian Stomper- Walstreit pinned Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Stock Market Plunge @ 6:01
Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Mononaghelian Stomper made it interesting but Walstreit and Banks are at the top of their game right now.

Post-match, Mr. McMann cuts a promo basically stating that the SEC IS Missouri Valley Wrestling.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated MacLean Oswald @ 1:56
Carrigan makes quick work of the young Oswald.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 18th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
January 19th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
Men’s Heartland Title: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL

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1/17-MVW Rankings

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS


MVW Champion: Darin Zion
#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
Contenders

2. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
3. Jack Fraiser
4. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Notes: Zion takes the top spot with his surprise appearance followed by his surprise win over J.J. Bittinger last week at the St. Louis Supershow. Bittinger was injured in the post-match attack and reportedly will be out for several weeks.

Sheline Carrigan
Women’s Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender:
Shizuko Yamazaki
Contenders

2. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
3. Lani Harlot
4. Christa Carmondy (SEC)

Notes: Christa Carmondy returns to the top four with her win over ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Yosemite Samantha last weekend.


Tag Team Champions: Sports Entertainment Corporation-P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit with ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders

2. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
3. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
4. Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and Triple R

Notes: No real changes as the SEC retain the belts at the St. Louis Supershow.


Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club-Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson
#1 Contender:
Backman Taylor Powerdrive-Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
Contenders

2. Sports Entertainment Corporation: Victoria McGill and Poison Penny
3. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
4. The O’Neders: Rita and Anita

Notes: No changes as the MVFC retained the belts last week.

Ultratron-5.1
Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith
4. Captain Jack Darrow

Notes: Sunday night, Ultratron-5.1 (SEC) defends the Heartland title for the first time in 2020 against the Southern Boys ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.


Women’s Heartland Champion: ‘The Queen of the Trailer Park’ Eva Perrin
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. Victoria McGill
3. Delaney Foster (People’s Front of Berea- KY)
4. ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker

Notes: Friday the 17th, it will be ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin putting her title on the line against Kirsten Canfield.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 17th – Thornton Gymnasium / Aurora, IL
-Women’s Heartland Title: ‘Trailer Park Queen’ Eva Perrin © vs. Kirsten Canfield
January 18th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
January 19th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
Men’s Heartland Title: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
January 25th – Hastings Civic Arena / Hastings, MN
January 31st – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
February 1st – The Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 2nd – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 8th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
February 14th – Carson Center / Paducah, KY
February 15th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 16th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL

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