1/21-Lock and Loaded

Missouri Valley Wrestling Lock and Loaded
MVW’s 60 Minute Syndicated Wrestling Show
Thursday January 21st, 2021
Matches Taped Sunday January 17th, 2021
MVW Television Studio
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall


‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot (L) and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (R) battle it
out in tonight’s main event.

At the beginning of the show, Missouri Valley Wrestling Owner Ray McAvay welcomed everyone to the MVW Television Studio for the first Lock and Loaded show of 2021.

Blaire Rendell walks through the standing stones of the hill of Irish na Dun from 1946 to the present to be Jack Fraiser’s valet.

MATCH #1-Jack Fraiser with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Bob Zardoz with the Glasgow Handshake

Kellie Burkowski reviews night one of the St. Louis Supershow on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv and the results:
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © via DQ- Kovaleski retains the Women’s Heartland Title.
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © defeated Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The SEC (Christa Carmondy/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin) defeated Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) © to become the new MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

MATCH #2-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson defeat Bethany Stewart and Shelley Briscoe-McDermott submitted Briscoe with the Indian Death Lock

In the ring after the match, Burkowski spoke with Davisson and McDermott following the match about the loss of the Women’s Tag Team title to the SEC.  Davisson conceded the loss to the SEC hurt but vowed no matter what happened, they have a deal that they will move on as a unit.

MATCH #3-‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs w/Kathy and Shelley defeated Bo Bevans- Down at the Farm with the Hammer of the Gods

Burkowski previews night two of the St. Louis Supershow on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv:
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. People’s Front of Berea (Dayle Joe Foster/Ezekiel Walker)
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

MATCH #4-The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe defeat Adrienne Banks and ‘High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant Amie Velasco w/’Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East’ Sheik Yourbouti- James pins Velasco with the Close Up.

Burkowski did an in-ring interview with the returning Pinups.  James and Rowe updated everyone on what they’ve been up to for the past few years and are happy to return to MVW.

MATCH #5- Moon Star Express: Seth Blackman and Kevin Stonerock defeated Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- Stonerock submitted Starr with the Ankle Lock

Burkowski interviewed Barbosa-Stevens before the main event match against the Queen of the Trailer Park.

Main event time.  First out, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.  No Stevens Dynasty with her tonight.

Harlot then came out with her White Trash Posse.

MAIN EVENT

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
vs.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot


Barbosa-Stevens hammers Harlot with a right hand

Harlot sets Barbosa-Stevens up in the corner.

Barbosa-Stevens lays the boot to Harlot in the corner.

Barbosa-Stevens goes airborne.

But after the SEC’s Svetlana Kovaleski interferes in the match, Harlot is able to slap on the
elevated White Trash Compactor to pick up an upset win.

WINNER: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot

Thunderbolt and Smith preview night two of the St. Louis Supershow next Monday one more time:
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. People’s Front of Berea (Dayle Joe Foster/Ezekiel Walker)
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-WOMEN’S TITLE: TBD

January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD
February 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 28th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
March 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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1/18-Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv-St. Louis Supershow Part One

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv Presents: St. Louis Supershow- Part One
Chaifetz Arena
St. Louis, Missouri
Taped Saturday January 16th, 2020
Monday January 18th, 2020

Announcer: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall


Kellie Burkowski, Kimber Marshall, ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall, Thunderbolt Smith

VIDEO PACKAGE SHOWING HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST MONTH’S EVENING OF CHAMPIONS PPV:
MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH
Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © retained over Victoria McGill.
MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boy) © retained over Rah.
MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © retained over The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © to become the new Men’s Tag Team champions
MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Graysie Parker © retained over ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH:
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © retained over ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Cut to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Hello and welcome to Wrestling Night in the Heartland!  I am Thunderbolt Smith.  He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are at the Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, Missouri for part one of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s St. Louis Supershow!

Rick Hall: That’s right Thunderbolt.  The St. Louis Supershow is MVW’s kickoff event of 2021 and features six title matches.  Tonight, we’ll feature three of those matches and let’s get right to the matchups.  Tonight, Svetlana Kovaleski puts her Women’s Heartland title on the line against a formidable challenger in three-time MVW Women’s champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens…

Video highlights of Kovaleski and Barbosa-Stevens follow.

Rick Hall: Then ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler from the Southern Boys, coming off his impressive win last month over Rah, will defend his Men’s Heartland title belt against Average Joe of Truckin’ Average Company.

Video highlights of Butler and Average Joe follow.

Rick Hall: Next, we’ll have the Missouri Valley Fight Club, Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott, defending the Women’s Tag Team title against the Sports Entertainment Corporation- Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

Video highlights of the MVFC and the SEC follow.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE:
Missouri Valley Fight Club: Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson © vs. The SEC: Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

The electric guitar intro fades up until the opening line of the song of “What Have You Done Now?” – Within Temptation.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!

And the beat kicks in.

The Stevens Dynasty: George and Bo Stevens walk out first followed by Lisa’s manager Ted Tebow.

Thunderbolt Smith: And here comes Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

I know I’d better stop trying
You know that there’s no denying
I won’t show mercy on you now

Then former two-time Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens makes her entrance onto the stage.

I know, should stop believing
I know, there’s no retrieving
It’s over now, what have you done?

She joins the Stevens Dynasty and Tebow and waits.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!

The song slashes into the chorus – Lisa’s cue to head down to the ring.

The challenger rolls into the ring as the music changes.

Start in the morning
Go all night
Waited all week
It’s time to come alive
Biggest stage
Brightest lights
Down in Tuscaloosa
Yeah, it’s Roll Tide

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rick Hall: And the St. Louis fans giving the SEC their own special welcome.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann appears first on stage to the SEC Theme Song- ‘Party Wherever We Go’ by Robert Randolph and the Family Band.  McMann, looking dapper and sharp in black suit with red tie and dark sunglasses, absorbs the negative reaction from the MVW fans as only he can.

*Shrug*

McMann is followed by the cameras of the Corporate Sports(Entertainment) Program Nation or aka…CSPN.  They too are greeted with boos.

Mr. McMann: The Sports Entertainment Corporation are a wrestling group who competes in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: The SEC will facilitate the complete and total takeover of MVW by any and all means available.

McMann raises his arm and signals the rest of the SEC to come out:

Sports Entertainment Corporation
CEO: Mr. McMann
Mouthpiece: Phil Finebaum
Chief Security Officer: Jackson C. Horne
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime
P.M.C. Banks (Corporate World, Inc.)
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit (Corporate World, Inc.)
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
Bobby Ricky Michaels (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
FIN: Gut Check
Christa Carmondy
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 35 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter
Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
FIN: Canadian Destroyer

Over in South Carolina
Gamecocks they’re ready to fight
How bout them Dawgs in Georgia?
Kentucky Wildcats bite
Out on the Bayou
There’s a Tiger loose
Florida orange and blue
The Gators are coming for you

Walstreit walks around holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

Rick Hall: That always unnerves me for some reason.

Any place, any time
Don’t be late to get in line
To party wherever we go!

Finally, we see the Women’s Heartland Champion come out. Svetlana Kovaleski proudly shows off the MVW Heartland title.

Then Mr. McMann leads the large group towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, we’ve got a really good crowd here tonight.  They are revved up and read for some action.  Let’s go to the ring.

Cut to ring announcer Kimber Marshall.

She’s dressed elegantly tonight in a sparkling red dress.

Kimber Marshall: Good evening everyone and welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s ST. LOUIS SUPERSHOW!

Pause for applause.

Kimber Marshall: Our first match of the night will be…

Pause.  ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: And it will be for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Heartland title!  Introducing first…The challenger from Houston, Texas.  Representing the Stevens Dynasty LISA!  BARBOSA!  STEEEE-VENS!

Lisa gets a very robust round of cheers from the St. Louis fans.

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent.  She is the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING WOMEN’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION!

Svetlana gets an equally robust round of boos.

Kimber Marshall: Representing the Sports Entertainment Corporation from St. Petersburg, Russia- SVETLANA!  KOVALESKI!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kovaleski poses for the crowd anyways and then wipes the sweat from her brow and flings it to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s been a while since we’ve seen Lisa in a big match.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, last month at Evening of Champions, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens avenged the broken leg given to her by the SEC that cost her the Women’s title by taking out Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin after the Women’s Tag Team match.

(REPLAY: Evening of Champions following the Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The O’Neders Women’s Tag Team title match)

…Carmondy and Tess start shouting at Davisson and McDermott.  Davisson and McDermott rolls their eyes and ignore them.

That pisses off Carmondy and Tess and they start taking steps forward towards the ring.  Bailey Foster and Kellyanne Morris (People’s Front of Berea) try to stop them.  It doesn’t work.  Foster and Morris gets shoved down and Carmondy and Tess advance on the ring.

Suddenly from the back, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens rushes out with a steel chair and the crowd pops.

*BOOM* Down goes Carmondy.  Tess whirls around and . . .

*BOOM* Tess crumples to the floor.

Lisa stands over the downed women with the steel chair still in hand.

Rick Hall: Tonight, she faces the three person in the triumvirate who broke her leg, Women’s Heartland Champion Svetlana Kovaleski.  We’ll see how close Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is to being back at full strength tonight.  Kovaleski is strong as they come but Barbosa-Stevens is in a different plane when it comes to in-ring talent.

Thunderbolt Smith: Brenda Qualls will be the woman in charge inside the ring and she may have her hands full with the Stevens Dynasty and the full complement of the SEC all at ringside for this match.

Indeed, already there’s some chirping going on back and forth between the SEC and the Stevens.


Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
FIN: Toxic Sting
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX
MGR: Ted Tebow


Major Svetlana Kovaleski
AGE: 34 / HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 155 / HOME: St. Petersburg, Russia
FIN: Gory Special
WITH: The SEC

Qualls calls for the bell and we are under way.

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MATCH ONE-MVW WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE

Major Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) ©
vs.
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens (The Stevens Dynasty)

Referee: Brenda Qualls

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Both women start cautious.

They slowly circle around the ring, each waiting for their opportunity.

Lock up.  Kovaleski uses her strength advantage to push Barbosa-Stevens into the corner- Lisa hooks the top rope with her arm and Brenda Qualls calls for a break.

Rick Hall: That’s where Svetlana has the biggest advantage on Barbosa-Stevens.  Her strength.

Again, both women circle and then Kovaleski and Barbosa-Stevens suddenly rush forward.  Kovaleski ducks a clothesline attempt – stops – spins – connects with a counter clothesline.   Stevens back up – she gets slammed down hard and winces in pain.  Kovaleski runs the ropes – she misses a clothesline…and takes out the referee accidentally!

Thunderbolt Smith: And THAT didn’t take long.

Rick Hall: Brenda Qualls just got blown up by the Women’s Heartland champion.  I’m sure it wasn’t intentional. . .sarcasm intended.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh no.  Not at all.

Kovaleski again runs the ropes. Barbosa-Stevens is able to duck a clothesline attempt.  SHE stops – spins – and cuts down Kovaleski with HER counter clothesline.

Rick Hall: Turnabout is fair play, Thunderbolt.

Barbosa-Stevens drops a leg to the BACK OF THE HEAD! Stevens crushes Kovaleski with a running senton. Cover…

ONE…

TWO…

NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: The Champion beats the three count.

Rick Hall: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens just served early notice on Svetlana.  This is not the title Lisa ultimately wants but given the alternative she will do everything in her power to win this match and the title.

Kovaleski walks into a face crusher variation. Another pin by Barbosa-Stevens.

ONE…

TWO…Kovaleski is out just before the three count.

Thunderbolt Smith: I agree.  Barbosa-Stevens looks fresh and very sharp tonight.

But then Barbosa-Stevens misses a big legdrop after stalling too long.  Sidewalk slam to Barbosa-Stevens.  Kovaleski lifts her up…

…and slams her to the mat.  The champion hooks the leg!

ONE…

TWO…

NO!

Kovaleski presses Barbosa-Stevens.  She goes for a splash but Stevens puts the knees up.

Rick Hall: Kovaleski totally telegraphed that move.

Thunderbolt Smith: You can’t do that with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

Rick Hall: No way.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens charges, Kovaleski moves, and whips Lisa into the corner turnbuckle.  Kovaleski with a spinning neckbreaker on Stevens.  Another sidewalk slam to Barbosa-Stevens.  She hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…Barbosa-Stevens kicks out.

Kovaleski kneels and puts her knee in the small of Barbosa-Stevens back.  Then she pulls back on both of her arms.

But Barbosa-Stevens stretches her leg out as far as she can – her foot touches the rope.  Referee Brenda Qualls calls for a break.

The ladies lock up in the middle of the ring.  After jockeying for position, Barbosa-Stevens fights out of a grapple.  She hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building.  And a second one – dropkick to Kovaleski.  Barbosa-Stevens makes the cover.

ONE…

TWO…

NO!  Kovaleski powers out.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, I think Svetlana’s done real well up to this point.  But I think this is where Barbosa-Stevens starts to take control of the match.

As if on cue, Barbosa-Stevens hits a snap suplex and again hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…again, Kovaleski kicks out.

Flying elbow from Lisa decks the Women’s Heartland champion.  Cover.

ONE…

TWO…

TH-NO!  Kovaleski just gets a shoulder up.

Kovaleski shoves Barbosa-Stevens off her and pops up – right hand out of nowhere staggers Barbosa-Stevens.

Thunderbolt Smith: Where did that come from?

Rick Hall: No clue.  Svetlana is fighting hard to hold on to her belt and pulling out all the stops.

Kovaleski with a ring shaking spike slam. Hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…

NO!  It’s Barbosa-Stevens’s turn to just beat the three count.

Massive lariat cuts Lisa down.  Pinfall.

ONE…

TWO…

2.9999999…NO!

Rick Hall: THAT was close!

Stiff chop lights up Barbosa-Stevens. Kovaleski spins her around- fallaway slam.  Barbosa-Stevens ends up in the corner.  Kovaleski sprints across the ring – NO!  Barbosa-Stevens counters with a raised foot to the face.

Rick Hall: Svetlana telegraphed that one too.

Spin kick by Barbosa-Stevens to the face staggers Kovaleski.

Rick Hall: That may have been the game changer.

Barbosa-Stevens up on the turnbuckle- Diamond Dust cutter from Barbosa-Stevens, Kovaleski is face down on the mat and out.  Barbosa-Stevens for the win.

ONE…

TWO…

THR-NO!  THE REFEREE WAS PULLED OUT OF THE RING!

Christa Carmondy and Tessa Martin pull the referee out.  Kovaleski gets to all fours – she’s pulled something out of her top.  Barbosa-Stevens walks over…

*SMACK*

Thunderbolt Smith: BRASS KNUCKLES!  SHE JUST USED BRASS KNUCKLES!

Barbosa-Stevens down on the canvas.

Rick Hall: HERE COMES THE STEVENS DYNASTY!

Kovaleski, Tessa, and Carmondy make a quick exit from the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: I think it’s safe to say this match is over.

Kimber Marshall confers with the referee and then rolls into the ring with the decision.

WINNER VIA DQ: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens- Svetlana Kovaleski retains the Women’s Heartland Title

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thunderbolt Smith: The fans don’t like that.

Rick Hall: The SEC wanted pay back after Barbosa-Stevens embarrassed them at Evening of Champions and they got it.

Bo and George Stevens help Lisa back to her feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: I can assure, we haven’t heard the last of this one.  We’ll be back with more action right after these messages.  Back with more action right after this on HOTv.

***********************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Thunderbolt and Hall do a voiceover to announce upcoming MVW house shows.

January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING- Bringing Minor League Wrestling to the Heartland of America!

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BACKSTAGE
MVW’s backstage announcer Kellie Burkowski has the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Tag Team Champions with her.

Kellie Burkowski: All right, I’ve got Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott here- the Missouri Valley Fight Club.  They will be defending their women’s tag team belts tonight against the Sports Entertainment Corporation’s Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

Davisson and McDermott both nod.  Davisson is dressed in biker garb.  McDermott has a blue outfit with the Scottish flag prominently shown on the front of her wrestling gear.

Kellie Burkowski: Ladies, talk about your match tonight.

Harley Davisson: A new year, Kellie… a new challenge.  Christa Carmondy and Tessa Martin- MVW originals from the very start of the company- have joined forces with the dark side of pro wrestling to take us on.  They will be a challenge.  Both women are very capable in the ring.  But-

Davisson points to McDermott.

Harley Davisson: …so are we.

Kellie Burkowski: You mentioned Christa and Tess are MVW originals.  Does that give you any concern knowing that these two have been through the wars in MVW?

Davisson chuckles.  McDermott shrugs.

Carrieanne McDermott: No.

Harley Davisson: Kellie, Carrieanne and I have been through this before too.  We’ve fought dragons of all kinds.  We’ve defeated the team many consider to be the best tag team in MVW- Angels of Death.  And here we are, after nearly two years- still the reigning MVW Women’s Tag Team champions.

Kellie Burkowski: Any message you’d like to send to your opponents tonight?

Harley Davisson: Christa and Tess.  You’ve done a lot of talking in the past few weeks.  Tonight, the talk stops and it’s on.

Kellie Burkowski: And Carrieanne, you feel the same way?

McDermott nods her head.

Carrieanne McDermott: Aye.

Kellie Burkowski: Thanks ladies.

The Women’s Tag Team exits and-

Male Voice: YEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

…in walks Zeb Morris and the People’s Front of Berea: Dayle Joe Foster, Ezekiel Walker, Bailey Foster, Kellyanne Morris, and Delaney Foster.

Kellie Burkowski: And please welcome in the challengers in tonight’s Men’s Tag Team title match- The People’s Front of Berea.

Zeb Morris: Kellie Burkowski.  It’s good to be back here in 2021.  My boys- Dayle Joe and Zeke are fixin’ to bring that MVW Men’s Tag Team title belt back to Berea, Kentucky and tonight iz th’ night.

Kellie Burkowski: Zeb, the PFB defeated the Southern Boys last year to win the belts.  Can they do it again tonight?

Zeb Morris: Well Kell, here’s the thing.  Yeah, the People’s Front of Berea won those belts but we’ve always felt it was tainted ‘cause the SEC stuck their noses in and gave us a …unwelcome assist, y’know.

Kellie Burkowski: Yes.  Your group got caught up in the backwash of the long running Southern Boys-SEC feud.

Zeb Morris: Right.  We really ain’t got nothin’ against the Southern Boys.  They’re our kind of people.  But the SEC?

Both Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker flash a thumb’s down.

Zeb Morris: They ain’t our kind.  But tonight.  The job is wrasslin’ the Southern Boys and we’re gonna do our best to win those belts back- the right way.

Zeb nods at Kellie and then the People’s Front of Berea make their exit.

Kellie Burkowski: That’s all from back here.  Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Kellie.

Tequila Sheila comes out in a gold top with black horizontal stripes, a black mini-skirt, and a red rose in her hair to sashay across the stage to the song ”Tequila Sheila”- Bobby Bare.

“Pour me another- Tequila . . .

Crowd: SHEILA!

Thunderbolt Smith: And the appearance of Tequila Sheila tells us it’s time to go to the ring for our second match of the night.

Tequila Sheila twirls as the music changes.

*”Ordinary Average Guy” – Joe Walsh*

I’m just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We’re just ordinary average guys

Average Joe comes out next in his distinctive bright yellow t-shirt with red ‘Average Joe’ lettering.

We all live ordinary average lives
With average kids – And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers – Bowl a few frames
We’re just ordinary average guys

The other two members of Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and everyday worker Brad Company, come out as well.

Tequila Sheila leads them down to the ring.

*’Country Boy Can Survive’- Hank Williams Jr.*

Thunderbolt Smith: And here comes three-time Men’s Heartland Champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.

Butler walks out with Texas Cowgirl (and MVW Original) Haley Dallas.  Cowboy hat.  Wrestling tights with the Texas flag on the right thigh. Black vest.

The preacher man says it’s the end of time
And the Mississippi River she’s a goin’ dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged
If you go downtown

Butler raises his arms in the air.  He’s joined by his fellow Southern Boys ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams and starts his way down to the ring.

I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

He rolls into the ring and starts warming up.

Because you can’t starve us out
And you can’t makes us run
Cuz we’re them old boys raised on shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn

Thunderbolt Smith: All right.  Kimber Marshall is in the ring and let’s go to her now.

Cut to Kimber in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen!  Our next match will be one fall and it will be for the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE!

She pauses for applause.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first, the challenger.  From Defiance, Ohio.  Representing Truckin’ Average Company- AVERAGE JOE!

Average Joe raises his arms to acknowledge the crowd.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent represents the Southern Boys and is accompanied to the ring by MVW Original ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas.   Hailing from Beaumont, Texas.  He IS the reigning Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Heartland Champion!  COWBOY!  DAN!  BUTLER!

Butler also raises his arms.

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey Keels will be the referee for this match.  I think we are just about ready to go.


Average Joe

AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam
VALET: Tequila Sheila
WITH: Ken Worth-American Trucker, Brad Company


‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
FIN: Texas Lariat
MGR: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
AGE: 32 / HT: 5’10 WT: 135 / HOME: Denton, TX

Keels calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are under way!

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MATCH TWO-MVW MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (The Southern Boys) ©
vs.
Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

Referee: Davey Keels

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Average Joe and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler meet in the middle.  Lock up – Belly to belly suplex Butler!  Average Joe back up – Butler hits a right hand – spinning neckbreaker.   Again, Average Joe gets back to his feet – bodyslam by Butler.  Cover.

ONE…

TW- Average Joe kicks out.

Rick Hall: Great start for ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler!  He looks like he’s ready for fight tonight.

Headlock by Butler – Average Joe powers out – hard impact Russian Leg Sweep.  Up to the second rope- rope splash by Average Joe – hooks the leg.

ONE…

TW- the Heartland champion powers out.

Both back to their feet.  Butler unleashes a right hand- that backs him up.  Average Joe walks into a side slam. Butler immediately goes for the pin.

ONE…

TWO- Average Joe kicks out.

Rick Hall: That right hand from Butler caught Average Joe flush.  He’s still trying to recover from it.

Butler tries to roll up Average Joe.

But Average Joe fights out.  Fireman’s carry by Butler – he throws Average Joe off and falls, driving the challenger’s head to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH!

Rick Hall: Whoa.  He just KILLED Average Joe with that!

Butler goes for the immediate pinfall.

ONE…

TWO…

TH-NO!  Average Joe just gets out just before the three count.

Arm wringer by Butler.  Average Joe counters with an elbow to the side of the head.  A second elbow gets him loose.  Big forearm from Average Joe.  Average Joe whips him to the ropes – backdrop- no, Butler counters with a kick to the face.  Butler steps back and then rushes forward with a clothesline! Average Joe again gets right back up – charges towards Butler, but EATS BOOT.

Rick Hall: Ow.

Butler drives his forearm to the face.  Average Joe staggers back.  Butler whips him into the corner and Average Joe ends up in a seated position.  Butler rushes in.

Knee to the midsection.  Butler pulls Average Joe out from the corner.  Cover.

ONE…

TWO- Average Joe kicks out.

Butler goes for a lariat – Average Joe ducks and whips Butler into the corner turnbuckle.  Butler staggers back out and takes a back suplex.  Average Joe hooks Butler’s arm behind his back – lifts – flips him over – drives Butler to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Tiger Driver from Average Joe!

Rick Hall: Great move designed to crush the spine.

Thunderbolt turns and gives him a ‘look.’

Rick Hall: Not literally of couse.

Average Joe throws a right hand – Butler blocks.  Butler throws his right hand and connects.  Back elbow causes Average Joe to stagger backward.  Running bulldog by Butler. Cover.

ONE…

TWO…

TH-NOOOO!

Thunderbolt Smith: Average Joe JUST beat the three count there.

Rick Hall: Dan Butler’s taken control of the match now.

Butler lifts Average Joe and slams him to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Brutal powerbomb and Average Joe is in big, big trouble here.

Cover.

ONE…

TWO…

THRE-NOOOOOO!

Rick Hall: How the hell did he kick out of that?

Thunderbolt Smith: Average Joe shows a lot of intestinal fortitude into continuing to battle back but I think it’s about over.

Butler makes sure of it.  He kicks Average Joe in the gut – Texas Lariat!   Cover- hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And he does it!  ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler retains!

Kimber Marshall in the ring to make it all official.

WINNER AND STILL MVW HEARTLAND CHAMPION: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler

Referee Davey Keels presents Butler with the belt.  The champion then celebrates with ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and the other members of the Southern Boys.

Ken Worth-American Trucker, Brad Company, and Tequila Sheila check on the vanquished Average Joe.

Rick Hall: Good match.  Dan Butler is back in form and looked very impressive here tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll be back with more after these messages on HOTv.

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Thunderbolt and Hall do a voiceover to announce upcoming MVW house shows.

January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING- Bringing Minor League Wrestling to the Heartland of America!

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BACKSTAGE
In front of the SEC dressing backstage, there’s a fancy podium set up on a platform.  Standing at the base of the platform are Corporate Sports (Entertainment) Programming Nation reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris.

CSPN PERSONALITIES
Reese Anderson-
always dressed in an expensive suit and tie and coifs some impressive television hair (think Dan Patrick in his prime)
Rebecca Morris-
blonde with her hair in a bun and wears a business suit with heels.

The door opens and ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, ‘SEC Mouthpiece’ Phil Finebaum, and SEC Security Chief Jackson C. Horne come out.

Next, Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.  Then MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell.

McMann goes to the microphone.

Mr. McMann: A quick statement and then I’ll take your questions.

He clears his throat.

Mr. McMann: St. Louis Supershow.  Tonight, we have already successfully defended the SEC’s Women’s Heartland title belt.  Now, we go forth into battle again to bring home the Women’s Tag Team title belts.  No doubt that the Missouri Fight Club…

Finebaum whispers something in McMann’s ear.

Mr. McMann: Oh.  My bad.  The Missouri VALLEY Fight Club.  No doubt that they are a good tag team.  But, they aren’t ELITE.  The SEC.  That’s where you find the elite. The SEC is the ultimate destination for anyone who wants to be associated with the best of the best.  And then later on tonight, our own Charlie Blackwell- Missouri Valley Wrestling MEN’s Champion, Charlie Blackwell, will successfully defend our title against a man who lucked twice into winning the belt- some guy named J.J. Bittinger.  I find it interesting that the SEC has TWICE taken the Men’s Title belt off Bittinger in the space of a year.  Why?  Because J.J. Bittinger is not an ELITE wrestler.  J.J. had the chance to join the SEC and become an elite wrestler but he chose not to join.  Tonight, Charlie Blackwell will drive home just how bad of a decision J.J. made in not signing up for the premier wrestling alliance in MVW- the best of the best- the SEC.

McMann points to Rebecca Morris.

Mr. McMann: Questions.

Rebecca Morris: Yes, Mr. McMann.  Thank you so much for the truly inspiring words this afternoon.  My question gets to what happened last month at Evening of Champions and the unfortunate loss of the Men’s Tag Team title.  Isn’t it a fact that MVW Owner Ray McAvay’s unfair ruling keeping the SEC from ringside played heavily into the loss?

Mr. McMann: Of course it did.  Look, the SEC is a strong group of people.  We are a presence.  We are a legion of the best athletes that Missouri Valley Wrestling can offer.  McAvay’s unwarranted decision to keep us from ringside clearly gave the Southern Boys an unfair advantage.  I can tell you with certainty that when the SEC gets their rightly earned rematch with the Southern Boys, the outcome will be much, much different.

He points to Reese Anderson.

Reese Anderson: Thank you Mr. McMann.  I echo Rebecca’s sentiments about your inspirational remarks today.  Your thoughts about the women’s title match from Evening of Champions and Eric Dane interference in the match.

Mr. McMann: Thank you Reese.  I always appreciate the fair and impartial coverage of the SEC we get from CSPN.  Yes, let’s look at what happened.

(REPLAY: Evening of Champions: Graysie Parker © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan for the MVW Women’s Title)

Parker launches herself forward and whips Carrigan into the corner.  Now Parker charges in – Mr. McMann to the ring apron – HE SHOVES THE REFEREE INTO PARKER’S PATH!  *COLLISION*  Romanov gets squashed- she’s out cold.  She cushions the blow to Carrigan but the Canadian Cyborg slides down to a seated position.

Eric Dane snaps and he immediately shoots through the ropes towards McMann and crosses through the ring.  McMann sees him and jumps down.  McMann takes off around the ring with Dane in hot pursuit.  McMann rolls back into the ring and runs right into Parker.  Scoop slam by Parker.  Parker lifts him up- GRAYSIE DRIVER TO McMANN!

Mr. McMann: It’s not MY fault that the referee tripped over her own two feet and stumbled into Graysie Parker’s path.  Eric Dane had no business jumping into the ring and coming after me.  Completely unacceptable.  If Dane stays where he’s supposed to, there’s no chance in hell I end up getting spiked with a Graysie Driver from his wrestler.  Look, don’t get me wrong.  Graysie Parker is an impressive wrestler.  But she doesn’t have the right ‘look’- she’s overweight and I can’t image MVW is making money with her at the top of the women’s division.  The ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan on the other hand- not only does she has the ‘look’ to be a champion, she has the talent and the x-factor eliteness to be a dominant MVW Women’s champion and she will do that with the SEC right behind her every step of the way.  Mark my words, she will be the women’s champion sooner than later.  Thank you.

BACKSTAGE
Kellie Burkowski has the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Tag Team Champions with her.

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller: KELLIE!

Miller gives Burkowski a big hug.

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler, ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson also join the group hug.

Kellie Burkowski: Okay … okay. Now, we just heard ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann had to say about your win last month at Evening of Champions.

‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas: Yes we’all did Kellie.  And you know, we’all have been around the block enough in this industry to identify bull*BLEEEP* and everything that came out of McMann’s mouth is nothing more than bull*BLEEP*.   McMann knows in a fair fight the Southern Boys will be the ones with their arms raised high at the end of the match more often than not.  He can deflect and muddy up the waters all he wants- the bottom line is the Southern Boys hold the gold and we ain’t inclined to give it up anytime soon.

Miller, Williams, Butler, and Dickinson nod in agreement.

Kellie Burkowski: Okay.  Let’s talk about your opponents tonight- The People’s Front of Berea.  They aren’t fans of the SEC either even though the SEC did help them win the tag title.

‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas: Well, as Zeb Martin mentioned earlier in the night, the People’s Front of Berea hate the SEC almost as much as we do.  The Southern Boys have no issue with the PFB except for the fact that they are going to try and take away our tag team belts.  After the match, I know we’ll unite against our common enemy- the SEC.  But tonight, the Southern Boys will take care of their business as only the Southern Boys can.  Right guys?

Dallas looks back at the four behind her.  They again nod in agreement.

Kellie Burkowski: All right then.  Good luck.  Thunderbolt, back to you.

Cut back to the broadcast desk…

Thunderbolt Smith: All right.  Thanks again Kellie.

Start in the morning
Go all night
Waited all week
It’s time to come alive
Biggest stage
Brightest lights
Down in Tuscaloosa
Yeah, it’s Roll Tide

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thunderbolt Smith: That can only mean that the challengers for this upcoming women’s tag team match are coming out.

Rick Hall: And once again, St. Louis fans gives the SEC their own special welcome.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann appears first on stage to the SEC Theme Song- ‘Party Wherever We Go’ by Robert Randolph and the Family Band.  McMann, looking dapper and sharp in black suit with red tie and dark sunglasses, and one more time absorbs the negative reaction from the MVW fans as only he – the undisputed Sports Entertainment Genius – can.

*Shrug*

McMann is followed by the cameras of the Corporate Sports(Entertainment) Program Nation or aka…CSPN.  They too are greeted with boos.

Mr. McMann: The Sports Entertainment Corporation are a wrestling group who competes in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: The SEC will facilitate the complete and total takeover of MVW by any and all means available.

McMann raises his arm and signals the rest of the SEC to come out:

Sports Entertainment Corporation
CEO: Mr. McMann
Mouthpiece: Phil Finebaum
Chief Security Officer: Jackson C. Horne
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime
P.M.C. Banks (Corporate World, Inc.)
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit (Corporate World, Inc.)
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
Bobby Ricky Michaels (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane (Kings of Old School)
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
FIN: Gut Check
Major Svetlana Kovaleski
AGE: 34 / HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 155 / HOME: St. Petersburg, Russia
FIN: Gory Special
Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
FIN: Canadian Destroyer

Over in South Carolina
Gamecocks they’re ready to fight
How bout them Dawgs in Georgia?
Kentucky Wildcats bite
Out on the Bayou
There’s a Tiger loose
Florida orange and blue
The Gators are coming for you

Walstreit walks around holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

Rick Hall: That always unnerves me for some reason.

Thunderbolt Smith: Me too.

Any place, any time
Don’t be late to get in line
To party wherever we go!

Finally, we see the Women’s Heartland Champion come out. Svetlana Kovaleski proudly shows off the MVW Heartland title.

Then Mr. McMann leads the large group towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: I think Christa and Tess will be very formidable opponents for the MVFC.

Rick Hall: I agree Thunderbolt.  There’s a lot of experience there.  There’s going to be a lot of experience in the ring between both sides.  I am looking forward to this.

*“Cut Me Some Slack”- Paul McCartney and Nirvana*

Thunderbolt Smith: And that’s the cue for Harley Davisson to ride out to the stage on her Harley Davidson motorcycle.

And she does.

Did your mama, set me free
Oh mama, let me be
Oh mama, watch me run
Mama, I wanna have some fun

Davisson parks the bike and dismounts.

Hey mama, don’t let me down
Mama, I want to go to town

She poses on stage for the crowd.

If you wanna stick around you gotta cut me some slack
I’m gonna hit the road again and not come back

The heavy metal music transitions into traditional bagpipe music.

“Scotland the Brave”- Traditional

Carrieanne McDermott walks out with a group of bagpipers a la Roddy Piper and joins Davisson on stage.

McDermott and Davisson fist bump and then walk towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Corrina Romanov, another MVW original, will be the referee and we just about ready to go.

The Sports Entertainment Corporation

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 35 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter
WITH: The SEC

Missouri Valley Fight Club

Carrieanne McDermott
AGE: 32 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 138 / HOME: Glasgow, Scotland
FIN: Glasgow Kiss or Indian Death Lock
THEME MUSIC: “Scotland the Brave”- Traditional

Harley Davisson
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 129 / HOME: Omaha, NE
FIN: Kick Start (Detonation Kick)

Romanov calls for the bell and the match begins.

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MATCH ONE-MVW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE

The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott ©
vs.
The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Referee: Corrina Romanov

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Davisson and Tess to start.

Thunderbolt Smith: Even though the Missouri Valley Fight Club have dominated the women’s tag team division for almost two years now, I believe a Christa Carmondy and Tessa Martin partnership could make a serious run at the tag belts.

Both women come out tentatively.  Lock up.

Rick Hall: I agree Thunderbolt.  But Christa and Tessa both had so much success as singles wrestlers, can they put all that aside and make a commitment to the tag team.  If they can, I would not be surprised if they won the title.

Harley takes a swing – Tess ducks.  Tess tries to sweep Harley’s leg – Davisson jumps over the leg.  Davisson with a right hand – spinning neckbreaker sends Martin to the mat.  Tess bounces right up – standing dropkick by Tess gets Davisson’s attention.

Davisson pops right up and she spears the hell out of Tess.  She hooks the leg right away.

ONE…

TW- Tess kicks out.

Davisson drags Tess back to her corner and tags out to Carrieanne McDermott.  Davisson and McDermott whip Martin into the ropes and hit a double clothesline.  McDermott hits a rolling kick on Martin. Cover.

ONE…

TWO… Tess kicks out again.

McDermott rears back and just WAFFLES Martin with a STIFF chop.

Rick Hall: Wow.  That hurt ME to watch!

Takedown by McDermott and another cover.

ONE…

TW- Christa Carmondy in to make the save!

Christa sneaks in a cheap shot before Harley Davisson chases her from the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Quick start for the Missouri Valley Fight Club.

Rick Hall: Christa Carmondy made the save even though I think Tess would have kicked out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Throwing down a marker?

Rick Hall: I think the SEC is serious about winning this match.

Waistlock by McDermott – Martin reverses.  Belly to back suplex – power drive elbow by Tessa. Roll up.

ONE…

TW- McDermott squirms out.

Martin tags out to Christa Carmondy.  Christa greets McDermott with a flying neckbreaker.  Lightning kick staggers McDermott.  McDermott comes up with a right hand and tags out to Harley Davisson. Nice right hand to Carmondy.  Another right hand from Davisson.  Snap suplex from Davisson spikes Carmondy down! Pinfall attempt.

ONE…

TWO…NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy proves resilient after taking some heavy shots.

Rick Hall: This is what makes the Missouri Valley Fight Club such a good team.  Davisson will grind you down with her brawling tactics, McDermott uses her technical ability to do the same.

Headbutt by Davisson and Carmondy seems a little unsteady on her feet.  Another right hand sends Carmondy down.  Davisson methodically walks over and pulls her back up.  Lock up – Carmondy fights out and whips Davisson to the ropes – drop toehold takes Harley down.  Davisson back up.  Short arm clothesline decks Davisson again.

Spinning bulldog in the corner and Davisson is down again.  Carmondy sets her up for the Mean Girl Crush.

Thunderbolt Smith: This could be it!  Could we have new champions?

Davisson slips out the back door and dives to the corner to tag McDermott back in.  DDT by McDermott. Cover.

ONE…

TWO…Carmondy kicks out.

McDermott crushes Carmondy with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…

THR- NO!  Christa kicks out.

McDermott immediately hooks each of Christa’s legs underneath her armpits – reaches down and underneath Carmondy’s chin – leans back to pull up her head and neck.

Thunderbolt Smith: Leg-Trap Camel Clutch by McDermott!

Tessa Martin to the top turnbuckle.  She leaps and lands on McDermott to break the submission hold.  Carmondy tries to cover.  McDermott rolls out and tags in Harley Davisson.  Double team whip sends Carmondy to the ropes and hit a double backdrop.  Davisson nails Christa with a back elbow and Carmondy stumbles back.  Davisson hooks the leg.

ONE…

TWO…Carmondy gets a shoulder up.

Davisson pulls Christa up and lights her up with stiff chops.  Christa rakes the eyes and gets to her corner to tag in Tessa Martin.  Martin blocks a kick from Davisson.  Right hand by Tess.  Boot to the gut bends Davisson over.  Lift – Gutwrench facebuster!  Cover.

ONE…

TWO…Davisson powers out.

Rick Hall: The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl saves the day for the SEC and then tags back out to Christa Carmondy.

Carmondy back in.  She ducks a Davisson right hand and nails her with a spin kick to the face.  Carmondy crushes Davisson with a running senton.  Cover.

ONE…

TWO- Davisson kicks out.

Carmondy goes for a hip toss – Davisson reverses and tags out to Carrieanne McDermott.  Double team move coming up.  Carmondy put on the top of the turnbuckle.  McDermott hits a super frankensteiner and Carmondy hits hard.  McDermott drops an elbow.  Cover.

ONE…

TWO…

THR- NO!

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy just got that shoulder up in time.

Spinning back kick from McDermott and Carmondy is in big trouble.  Waistlock by McDermott – Carmondy reverses and pushes McDermott through the ropes to the floor.

Rick Hall: Carrieanne McDermott is in the wrong part of town.

Thunderbolt Smith: Mr. McMann and Sheline Carrigan to the apron and they are arguing with referee Corrina Romanov.

Carmondy to the floor.  She takes McDermott and shoves her face first into the steel ring post.

Carmondy back to the ring as McDermott falls to the floor.  McDermott gets back up and gets drilled by a superkick from Svetlana Kovaleski.

Thunderbolt Smith: Referee Corrina Romanov is distracted and the SEC takes full advantage.

Rick Hall: Kovaleski just snapped McDermott’s head back with that superkick.

While McMann and Carrigan continue to debate the finer points of wrestling etiquette with the referee, Kovaleski spins McDermott around – puts her on her back – and drops McDermott with the Gory Special!

Thunderbolt Smith: Here comes Harley Davisson.

Davisson makes a beeline across the ring.  Carrigan sticks her foot out and Davisson stumbles through the ropes and lands hard on the floor.

Rick Hall: OOOOOOOH!  Harley Davisson just took a big fall.

Davisson down.  Kovaleski leaves McDermott be, the damage done. Martin lifts McDermott up and rolls her back into the ring where Christa Carmondy waits.  Carmondy sets her up – lifts – MEAN GIRL CRUSH!  Carmondy makes the cover.  McMann and Carrigan end their discussion.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

Thunderbolt Smith: NEW CHAMPIONS!

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: WE’VE GOT NEW CHAMPIONS!

Kimber Marshall climbs in to make it official.

WINNERS AND NEW MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Sports Entertainment Corporation

Romanov presents Carmondy and Martin with their tag team belts.  McMann leads the SEC into the ring and a big celebration ensues.

Rick Hall: The SEC have added the Women’s Tag Team title to the Women’s Heartland and the Men’s title and now control three of the six MVW titles.

Carmondy and Martin high five.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We are halfway done with the 2021 St. Louis Supershow.  Let’s take a quick review of what happened tonight.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © via DQ- Kovaleski retains the Women’s Heartland Title.

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © defeated Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The SEC (Christa Carmondy/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin) defeated Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) © to become the new MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

Thunderbolt Smith: There’s three more big title matches coming next week on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv, part two of the St. Louis Supershow.

MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. People’s Front of Berea (Dayle Joe Foster/Ezekiel Walker)

WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield

MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

Thunderbolt Smith: Rick, any last words on tonight?

Rick Hall: Big night for the SEC.  They successfully retained the Women’s Heartland title even though champion Svetlana Kovaleski got caught using a foreign object against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens – I don’t think we’ve heard the last of that one yet – and they picked up the Women’s Tag Team title – again with a little bit of chicanery – from the Missouri Valley Fight Club tonight and I don’t think we’ve heard the last of that one either.  Also, Dan Butler looked very impressive in his Men’s Heartland title defense against a tough opponent in Average Joe to retain his belt.  Next week is going to be interesting.  I think we saw tonight that the Southern Boys-SEC conflict isn’t going away anytime soon.  We’ll see if anything happens when the Southern Boys defend the Men’s Tag belts against The People’s Front of Berea.  You’ve got Graysie Parker – who’s been in one woman wrecking ball, dominating the women’s division for the past four months – taking on an opponent in Kirsten Canfield who gave her a little trouble in an earlier title match.  And finally, Charlie Blackwell defends his Men’s Title belt against a man who he’s battled with in the ring over this past year- J.J. Bittinger.  These two know each other real well and we’ll see if J.J. can win back the Men’s title for a third time.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Rick.  That’s going to do it for tonight.  For Rick Hall, I am Thunderbolt Smith.  We will see you next Monday night right here on HOTv for another edition of Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-WOMEN’S TITLE: TBD

January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD
February 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 28th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
March 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

 

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1/16-St. Louis, MO House Show Report

Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
St. Louis Supershow
Chaifetz Arena
St. Louis, MO
Saturday January 16th, 2020

MVW 2021 kicks off with a twelve match card introducing the fans to newly acquired talent getting their first taste of wrestling inside a Missouri Valley Wrestling ring.

HOTv camera blanketed the arena shooting interviews and vignettes for the St. Louis Supershow and taping the show for the next two Mondays.

MVW Owner Ray McAvay and Chief Business Officer Laura Bergman came out at the start of the show to welcome everyone back to Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Along with the new wrestlers, tag teams seeing action, returning tag teams to MVW- The Pinups (Sabrina James/Alicia Rowe) and The Dark Overlords of Wrestling (Justin Sufferable/Triple R/Chris Escondido)- also came out and cut promos during the show.

Missouri Valley Wrestling’s St. Louis Supershow- St. Louis, MO Results:
MATCH #1Kay Daniels defeated Tori Thomas with the Facebuster DDT

MATCH #2-Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson) defeated The Professionals (Rick Beam-Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance)- Cletus pinned Beam after he and Enos hit the Lockdown

MATCH #3-Emmalee Broviak defeated Wendy Watson with the Running Bulldog

MATCH #4-Moon Star Express (Seth Blackman and Kevin Stonerock) defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut w/Bob Fortune and Obnoxious French Sports Talk Show Host Dan LeBasterd w/Bluegotz= Stonerock submitted LeBasterd with the Ankle Lock

MATCH #5-Libertie Bell vs. ‘French Foreign Exchange Student’ Monique Juneau Paris-Franz w/Manager Layne Myers with the Ring the Bell

MATCH #6-‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs w/Kathy and Shelley defeated Adam Ellis ‘The Exciter’

MATCH #7-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens- Taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #8/MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)- Taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #9/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) © vs. The SEC (Christa Carmondy/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin)- Taped for Monday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #10/MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. People’s Front of Berea (Dayle Joe Foster/Ezekiel Walker)- Taped for Monday January 23rd’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MATCH #11/WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield)- Taped for Monday January 23rd’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger)- Taped for Monday January 23rd’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 17th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-WOMEN’S TITLE: TBD

January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD
February 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 28th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
March 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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Missouri Valley Wrestling Returns to Action This Weekend

Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Week in Review
Friday December 15th, 2020

-Evening of Champions Results
-Rankings
-Weekend Preview

After a month’s rest, Missouri Valley Wrestling fires back up this weekend with a blockbuster weekend show in St. Louis.  Six title matches.  Six matches involving debuting MVW wrestlers.  But first, let’s review MVW’s last big show…

EVENING OF CHAMPIONS RESULTS
MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © retained over Victoria McGill.
MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boy) © retained over Rah.
MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © retained over The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © to become the new Men’s Tag Team champions
MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Graysie Parker © retained over ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © retained over ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC)

#1 Contender: J.J. Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. John O’Reilly
4. Average Joe

Women’s Champion: Graysie Parker
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
3. ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot

Tag Team Champions: The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
#1 Contender:
Sports Entertainment Corporation-P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit
Contenders

2. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)-Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club-Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson
#1 Contender:
Sports Entertainment Corporation: Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
Contenders
2. Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose
3. Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey
4. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster

Heartland Champion: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)
#1 Contender:
Jack Fraiser
Contenders
2. Corey Beckett
3. Bullethead

Women’s Heartland Champion: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC)
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Victoria McGill
3. Charissa Hanson

PREVIEW OF THIS WEEKEND’S ST. LOUIS SUPERSHOW
January 16th – Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
Last night, MVW Owner Ray McAvay announced the full twelve match card featuring six debuts.

MATCH #1Kay Daniels vs. Tori Thomas

MATCH #2-Redneck Mafia (Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson) vs. The Professionals (Rick Beam-Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance)

MATCH #3-Emmalee Broviak vs. Wendy Watson

MATCH #4-Moon Star Express (Seth Blackman and Kevin Stonerock) vs. The French Connection: Jobber D’Hut w/Bob Fortune and Obnoxious French Sports Talk Show Host Dan LeBasterd w/Bluegotz

MATCH #5-Libertie Bell vs. ‘French Foreign Exchange Student’ Monique Juneau Paris-Franz w/Manager Layne Myers

MATCH #6-‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs w/Kathy and Shelley vs. Adam Ellis ‘The Exciter

MATCH #7-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MATCH #8/MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)

MATCH #9/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) © vs. The SEC (Christa Carmondy/’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin)

MATCH #10/MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. People’s Front of Berea (Dayle Joe Foster/Ezekiel Walker)

MATCH #11/WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield

MAIN EVENT/MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger
January 17th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-WOMEN’S TITLE: TBD

January 31st – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD
February 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – Ford Center / Evansville, IN
February 28th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
March 14th – MVW Studio / St. Louis, MO (Taping matches for syndicated show)
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

 

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MVW Rewind-1/17/2010 MVWA 17

ROSTER NEWS:
Missouri Valley Wrestling is pleased to announce the following additions to the roster:
-‘Rock and Star’ Robbie Marrs with valets Kathy and Shelley
-The Redneck Mafia: Cletus T. Johnson and Enos T. Johnson
-Moon Star Express: Seth Blackman and Kevin Stonerock
-Kay Daniels
-Emmalee Broviak
-Libertie Bell

Also returning to the MVW roster are:
-MVW Originals, The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
-The Dark Overlords of Wrestling: ‘‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable and ‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R

Before we take a trip in the wayback machine all the way back to 2010 during the original era of Missouri Valley Wrestling, don’t forget MVW kicks off its 2021 schedule with a special two hour St. Louis Supershow from the Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO next Monday night.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE:
Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC

MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE:
The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea

WOMEN’S TITLE:
Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield

MEN’S TITLE:
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Redbird Arena
Normal, IL
Sunday January 17th
Hosts: Tessa Martin and Dame Judith Carmondy

Replay: WWR Supershow II- Christmas in the Caribbean
Miss USA vs. Kirsta Lewis
Suave:
“Here we go.  There’s the bell.  Miss USA and Lewis come out…HELL’S BITCH KICK!”

Out of nowhere, Kirsta nails the Hell’s Bitch Kick on a totally surprised Miss USA.

Suave: “COVER!  ONE…TWO…KALLISTEN BREAKS IT UP!  ERITES KALLISTEN PULLED KIRSTA LEWIS OFF MISS USA!”

Tessa: “The referee got knocked out in the process, too.  Oh, no.  Figure four, Johnny.”

Erites grabs Kirsta’s bad leg and spins, locking in a figure four.  Kirsta screams and covers her face.

Suave: “SHE’S GOT IT ON…AND KIRSTA’S IN TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!”

Kirsta pounds the mat with both arms.  Dawn tends to Miss USA who starts to stir in the ring.

Suave: “HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN SHE TAKE?”

Kirsta desperately tries to sit up and reach for Kallisten.  Erites merely cinches the hold in even more.

Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Kirsta’s eyes roll up and she falls back to the mat unconscious.

Suave: “SHE’S OUT!  NOW BREAK THE DAMN HOLD ALREADY!”

Erites does break the hold.  She goes over and drags Miss USA over to Kirsta and drapes her on top.  Erites revives the referee.

Suave: “NO!  NO!  SHE CAN’T WIN LIKE THIS!  ONE…TW-  IT’S DAWN McGILL!”

McGill out and pulls Miss USA off Kirsta.

Tessa: “I think she just told Miss USA ‘we’re not winning like that.’”

Kallisten and McGill then get into a heated exchange.  Kallisten swings. McGill ducks and whips Kallisten over the top rope.  Miss USA looks down at Kirsta, and then at McGill.  Dawn goes over and checks on Kirsta.  Miss USA climbs the top turnbuckle.

Suave: “NOW WHAT IS SHE DOING?”

Miss USA leaps and connects with a Patriot Missile drop kick to the back of McGill’s head.

Suave: “WHAT?”

Tessa: “I don’t believe it.”

Miss USA hooks the leg and tells the referee to make the count.

Suave: “ONE…TWO…NO!  HOLY CRAP!  I DON’T BELIEVE IT!”

Jackie Daniels out and pulls Miss USA off Kirsta at the very last second.  The referee stands and calls for the bell.  Miss USA is pissed and pushes Daniels.  Daniels clocks her and sends her flying across the ring.

[Miss USA in the ring.]

Miss USA: “I guess you’re wondering what happened last month at the WWR Supershow.  Let me tell you what happened.  I had Kirsta Lewis beat fair and square until someone I thought was my best friend betrayed me.  Dawn McGill…get out here right now.”

Tessa: “Tessa Martin here along with Dame Judith Carmondy.  Welcome to MVWA 17.  Miss USA has just called out her manager Dawn McGill and I don’t know what’s going to happen next.”

Judith: “Tess, I’ll tell you what should happen.  McGill needs to dutifully apologize to Miss USA.”

[Dawn McGill appears in the back.  She slowly makes her way down to the ring.]

Tessa: “Well, if something’s going to take place, we’ll find out soon enough.  Here comes the Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt.  And she doesn’t look like she’s in a good mood.”

Judith: “I’m sure it has nothing to do with her five match losing streak at High Octane Wrestling or the fact she got laid out last night at Political Championship Wrestling.”

Tessa: “I’m sure it doesn’t.”

[McGill climbs into the ring.]

Miss USA: “Do you mind explaining to me what you were thinking when you pulled me off of Kirsta Lewis last month?”

Dawn: “I was thinking…’we weren’t going to win like that.’  That’s what.”

Miss USA: “You’re my manager.  You do what I tell you to do.  I went there to win a match, Dawn. I had that match won.”

Dawn: “The only reason you had that match ‘won’ Amy is because Erites Kallisten attacked Kirsta and figure four’d her injured leg.  I thought you were better than to take that type of win.”

Miss USA: “You don’t understand, Dawn.  *I* had Kirsta Lewis defeated.  I won that match.”

Dawn: “You did not win that match.  Erites Kallisten won that match.”

Miss USA: “Apologize.”

Dawn: “Excuse me??”

Miss USA: “I said, apologize.”

Dawn: “Like hell I will.”

[Miss USA and Dawn met in the middle, eye to eye.]

Miss USA: “Either you apologize…or I’ll fire you as my manager.”

Dawn: “I’ll do you a favor.  I quit.”

[Dawn turns and heads for the ropes.  Miss USA’s face turns bright red.  She suddenly bolts towards McGill and shoves her through the ropes and out of the ring.]

Tessa: “Oh…my.  What is she doing?”

Judith: “I’d say it’s about time someone stood up to that brute.”

[McGill immediately shot back up and started climbing back into the ring.  Referee Davey Keels ran out and got between McGill on the ring apron and Miss USA inside the ring.]

Man’s voice: “Hold on, ladies.”

[MVW CEO Jason Carmondy appeared in the back.  A white spotlight illuminated him.]

Jason: “Look, as much as I hate to see you two break up, I also know that a Miss USA-Dawn McGill match would make a nice television main event.  So here’s what’s going to happen.  Tonight’s main event is going to be- Miss USA versus Dawn McGill.”

Tessa: “Miss USA versus Dawn McGill…I…I never thought I’d ever hear those words.  We’ll be back right after these messages.”

—————

(The opening notes of Whitney Houston’s version of ‘The Greatest Love of All’ starts to play)

“I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier…”

Jill Berg appears with two children flanking her.

JILL: Hi. I’m Jill Berg. I believe the children are our future. Communities statewide are recognizing that healthy childhood experiences are not just good for children, but good for their communities as well. It’s simple really. The actions we take, like parent-child interaction, reading and constructive play, can promote healthy child development.”

“Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me…”

The scene shifts to Jill sitting on a couch with children playing in front of her. She leans forward with her chin resting on her hand.

JILL: “Unfortunately, children are sometimes exposed to intensive stress. Too much stress is bad for anyone but it can be devastating to child development.”

Child: “BANZAI!”

Behind Jill, one boy leaps across the couch and tackles another boy.

JILL: “At a time when we all care about the economy and its effect on the family, it just makes sense to spend more time learning how stable, nurturing relationships influence a child’s developing brain and provide a foundation for all future development.”

Another boy stands on the arm of the couch, preparing to jump.

Child: “TO THE EXTREME!”

He leaps and lands a flying elbow.

JILL: “So, promote healthy child development. Take time out to play with your child-YOW!”

The camera slides back to show a young girl with a mischevious grin on her face and her foot on Jill’s expensive heels.

JILL: “Take the time to play with your child. And you and your child will be the better for it. I, Jill Berg, will do my part as well because I’m not just wrestling for me- I’m wrestling for the children!”

CHILDREN: “JILLLLL-BERG!….JILLLLLL-BERG!….JILLLLLL-BERG!”

“A PSA FROM JILL BERG”

————–

Tessa: “Of course, Jill-Berg was suspended from MVW for two months after this incident at MVW-PCW Night of Champions.”

Replay: MVW Night of Champions
Jill-Berg vs. Miss USA for the MVW Title
Fantastic:
“There’s the bell.  No movement from Jill-Berg.  Miss USA takes a couple steps out.  No movement from Berg’s bodyguards either.  Miss USA takes another step closer.  She extends her arms out.” 

Chastity: “She’s probably wondering what’s going on.” 

Fantastic: “Someone else is in the ring…” 

The mystery woman spins Miss USA around.  Kick to the stomach.   She flips over Miss USA in a reverse body scissors and then uses the momentum to pull her down to the mat back first. 

Fantastic: “Flipping Powerbomb?” 

Chastity: “Rick.  The referee has called for the bell!  Jill-Berg is being disqualified.” 

Jerry nudges Berg and whispers something in her ear.  She immediately becomes irate.  Berg pushes past the bodyguards and gets in Referee Ron Martin’s grill. 

Fantastic: “Jill Berg is furious.” 

Suddenly, she whirls around and kicks the hell out Martin. 

Fantastic: “Tornado kick!  Jill-Berg just took the referee out!” 

Martin drops like a rock.  Berg drags him up and drapes him over her shoulder. 

Fantastic: “JACKHAMMER!  BERG HAS SNAPPED.”

Tessa: “Jill Berg is here tonight and in the back stating her case that her two month suspension should be reduced to one- just like Angels of Death.”

Judith: “Angels of Death also were suspended for manhandling a referee and only got a one month suspension.”

Tessa: “Right.  Now, let’s go to the ring and Jack Zenk who’ll introduce our first match.”

MATCH 1
The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe
vs.

Caroline Kelly and Amy Mason

[Jack Zenk is in the ring.]

Zenk: “And now, our first match of the night is a tag team match with a twenty minute time limit.   Already in the ring, at a combined 200 pounds, the team of Amy Mason and Caroline Kelly.”

[Mason and Kelly wave to the crowd.]

Zenk: “And coming to the ring.”

[A team of photographers come out snapping pictures of the glamourous-looking Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe.]

Zenk: “At a combined weight of 259 pounds, The Pinups!  Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe!”

[The photographers gather in the Pinups corner as James and Rowe climb into the ring.]

Tessa: “I know the buzz in the MVW Tag Team division is all about Angels of Death and The Mercenaries.  But The Pinups are slowly making their way up the ladder.  Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe have found their niche here in Missouri Valley Wrestling.”

Judith: “And they’re good wrestlers, too, Tess.”

[The bell sounds.  Kelly punches James and drives her into their corner.  Kelly tags in Amy Mason.  Mason with a back fist.  James ducks a second backfist attempt and gets back to her corner.  Rowe tags in.   Lock up in the middle of the ring.  Rowe slaps Mason and Russian Leg Sweeps her!  Rowe misses an elbow drop.  Mason knifehand chops Rowe.  Rowe launches herself into the ropes.  Flying somersault drop kick.  Rowe goes second turnbuckle and hits Mason with an elbowdrop.]

Tessa: “Good back and forth so far.”

Judith: “Mason and Kelly are veterans from Dream Wrestling.  They know how to handle themselves in the ring.”

[Mason tries to tag out.  Rowe whips her back in the opposite corner and tags in Sabrina James.  James drives her shoulder into Mason’s stomach three times.  Knifehold chop across the chest area.  Mason swings wildly.  James ducks and lifts Mason up and atomic drops her.  Swinging neckbreaker by James.  Cover.  One…two…Mason kicks out.  Kelly screams at her to make the tag.  Mason starts crawling over to her corner.  James grabs the leg and drags it back over to their corner.  Tag to Rowe.  Rowe drops the elbow on the back of Mason’s leg.  She takes the leg and then turns 360 degrees over the leg twisting it inward.  Rowe repeatedly steps over the leg and round again to twist the knee, and ankle joint even more.]

Tessa: “They’ve got Mason isolated.  Rowe with the spinning toe hold working on her leg.”

Judith: “Good old fashioned tag team wrestling here, Tess.”

[Rowe releases the hold and steps between Mason’s legs with one leg and wraps her legs around that leg.  Rowe steps over Mason and flips her over into a prone position and leans back to compress the legs.]

Tessa: “Rowe now with the Scorpion hold.”

[Caroline Kelly takes a step into the ring.  Referee Ron Martin goes over to direct her out.  James slips in and gets a couple quickie shots in on Mason before Martin turns and sees her.  James slides right back out.  Martin asks Mason if she wants to quit.  Mason declines and Rowe cinches in the hold even tighter.  She tells Martin to ask her again.  He does and again she says no.  Rowe releases the Scorpion and holds Mason’s leg.  She drops the elbow down on the back of the knee.  Mason clutches her leg but Rowe grabs her foot and straightens it out.   She drops a second elbow down.  Rowe tags James in.  James goes top rope and Moonsaults on Mason.  She hooks the leg.  One…two…Kelly makes the save.  Kelly and James brawl.  Rowe grabs Mason’s leg and slides out of the ring.  She takes the leg and smashes it against the ringpost.]

Tessa: “She’s trying to tear Mason’s leg apart.  Come on ref!”

Judith: “Excellent tag team tactics, Tess.   The Pinups have effectively removed Amy Mason as a threat in this match.”

[Referee Ron Martin separates Caroline Kelly from Sabrina James.  Kelly is sent back to her corner.  James grasps Mason’s injured leg and does a spinning toe hold.  She grasps the other leg, crosses them into a “4” and falls to the mat.]

Tessa: “Figure Four Leglock!  Mason has got to get to the ropes.”

Judith: “I think she’s done, Tess.”

[Mason writhes in pain.   She tries to crawl towards Kelly but James holds her ground.  Mason flails some more.  She finally taps out.  Martin calls for the bell.]

Tessa: “Amy Mason taps out.  The Pinups have another win.”

Judith: “Excellent technical match, Tess.  The Pinups aren’t as flashy inside the ring as Angels of Death or The Mercenaries; but they are good technical wrestlers.”

[Jack Zenk back in the ring.]

Zenk: “The winners of this match, Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe- The Pinups!”

[Again, the photographers begin to shoot pictures of The Pinups as they raise their arms high.]

——————————

Paige McGillicutty

Paige: “Paige McGillicutty here with former MVW Television Champion Carrieanne McDermott.  Carrieanne, you lost the TV title to Brooke Evans at Night of Champions…”

Replay: Night of Champions Television Title match
Carrieanne McDermott (c) vs. ‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans
Evans grabs McDermott and applies an arm wrench. Evans chokes McDermott. Evans chokes McDermott with her boot. Evans choke slams McDermott. McDermott looks to be out cold! Evans covers McDermott. Referee Davey Keels makes the count. …1 …2 …3!”  

Chastity: “She’s done it!  Brooke Evans has regained the Missouri Valley Wrestling Television Title!”……

……Paige is standing with the “Manchester Masterpiece” Brooke Evans and the woman who helped her win the match. 

Paige: “Brooke, congratulations on winning the Television title.  The question on everyone’s mind here tonight is…who’s your friend?” 

Brooke: “Paige, this is Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth.  Let’s just say that Mindy was my…insurance policy…here tonight.  Because I knew that Carrieanne would kick, cheat, and do anything possible to keep me from winning back my title.” 

Mindy barges in. 

Mindy: “The Scots are so…uncultured compared to the English.  I was asked to be in Brooke’s corner to protect her from Carrieanne’s unpredictable uncouthness.  The Scots are hardly the most civilized people on the face of the Earth and I merely helped Brooke when Carrieanne’s Scottish heritage began to rear its ugly head.” 

 Paige: “So.  Does this mean you’ll be Brooke’s manager going forward?” 

Mindy: “Absolutely.  Brooke is a crown jewel and needs to be protected from ruffians such as Carrieanne-” 

Carrieanne leaps at Brooke and tackles her. 

Paige: “Oh, crap.” 

Mindy: “See?  She thinks she’s Braveheart or something.” 

Carrieanne: “Braveheart, eh?  I’ll bloody give ye Braveheart.  Mindy Smyth.  Ah hae nae idea whaur ye cam frae but yoo’ve picked a barnie wi’ th’ wrang bodie.  Brooke, it figures ‘at ye hae tae resort tae cheatin’ tae regain yer title.  It’s takes tois ay ye tae tak’ it me.”

Paige: “So what are you going to do from here?”

Carrieanne: “Aam gonnae gie th’ title back, Paige.  It doesnae matter fa Brooke brings tae th’ rin’ wi’ ‘er. aam gettin’ th’ tele title back nae matter whit Ah hae tae dae.”

[Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth joins Paige and Carrieanne.]

Mindy: “See, Paige.  You can’t understand ah bloody word she says. Don’t you know?  The Scots aaare cleaaarly not as refined as us Brits aaare.”

Carrieanne: “It doesnae matter hoo Ah gab. mah actions will spick looder an’ when Ah regain th’ tv title.”

Mindy: “What? one does beg your paaardohn, one can’t understand you, one’s old bean,. Goodness me!”

Carrieanne: “Ye heard me, mate.”

Mindy: “Well I say – noh, one didn’t understand ah word you said.”

Carrieanne: “Mebbe yoo’ll kin thes.”

[Carrieanne head butts…aka…Glasgow Handshakes…Mindy.  Mindy staggers backwards and falls over a chair.]

Paige: “Back to you, Tess.”

MATCH #2- MVW TV TITLE MATCH
American Pi– graduate of MIT
vs.
‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans

Tessa: “It appears Carrieanne McDermott isn’t ready to give up on the Television Title, Judith.”

Judith: “I’m not sure that attacking poor Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth like that is going to help.”

Tessa: “Probably not.  Let’s go to Jack Zenk in the ring.”

Zenk: “Our next match is a one fall, twenty minute time limit for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Television Title.  In the ring at this time, weighing in at 115 pounds from Sedalia, Kansas.  She is the smartest person here at Missouri Valley Wrestling- American Pi!”

[American Pi raises her arms.]

Zenk: “In the other corner, from Manchester, England.  Weighing in at 155 pounds, she is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Television Champion!  ‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans.”

[Evans curtly acknowledges the crowd and keeps her eyes focused on Pi.  The bell sounds.  Evans tries to kick Pi’s head to St. Louis.  She misses and Pi gets an armbar.  Evans uses her strength to reverse into a hammerlock.  Pi rolls through.  Evans takes her down again and goes for a Fujiwara armbar. Pi resists.  Evans settles for a crossface and lays in some forearms.  She brings Pi up and switches to a headlock.  Evans whips her into the ropes.  Pi ducks a clothesline and snaps off a nice rana.  Evans right back up.  She spins Pi around and tries to lock in a full nelson.  Pi counters with a full nelson attempt of her own.  Evans counters again and whips her into the ropes.  Evans nails a flying chop block.  She grabs Pi around the waist…belly to belly suplex and Pi bounces out of the ring to the floor.  Evans follows and goes to work on Pi’s knee.  Carrieanne McDermott shows up and Evans scurries back into the ring.]

Tessa: “Carrieanne McDermott down ringside now.  This could get interesting.”

Judith: “I hope she doesn’t do anything stupid.”

[Pi back inside.  Evans kicks at her hamstring.  She grabs hold of the shin of Pi’s legs and wraps her legs around the leg.  Evans twists the leg and hyperextends the knee.  Pi tries to elbow her way out.  Evans still works on Pi’s knee, she tries to go up top but Pi jumps up and kicks her to the floor.  Pi to the top turnbuckle.  She jumps backwards executing a senton bomb on Evans.]

Tessa: “Wow!”

Judith: “She’s the smartest girl here in MVW.  I didn’t know she could do an athletic move like that too.”

[Evans back in the ring.  Pi goes up to the second turnbuckle again and tries a crossbody.  Evans sidesteps.  Pi grabs her leg but gets nailed with an enziguiri.  Dropkick to the back by Evans and some stiff-looking rights follow.  She eats a jump kick to the face.  Evans covers.  One…two…Evans pulls up.  She sees Carrieanne McDermott on the ring apron.  Evans stomps at Pi and throws her into the corner.]

Tessa: “I think Brooke Evans had Pi beat if McDermott wouldn’t have faked coming in.”

Judith: “I’m not sure if this is wise on Brooke’s part.  Pi is smart enough to pull off an upset here if she’s not careful.”

[Evans yells at McDermott and then decks Pi with a wicked clothesline.  Evans and McDermott begin shouting at each other.  Evans pulls Pi up by the hair and decks her again with a clothesline.]

Tessa: “That’s enough, Brooke.  Just pin her and get it over with.”

[Evans flips McDermott off and lifts Pi up.   Vertical Suplex on the way…Evans connects!  Evans now with a German Suplex…she brings Pi down with authority.   Evans then hits the Dragon Suplex.  Pi just lays in the middle of the ring.  Evans covers…1…2…3.]

Tessa: “Brooke Evans with a very strong title defense…WATCH OUT!”

[Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth pulls Carrieanne McDermott off the ring apron and the Scot lands hard on the floor.  Smyth mounts her and starts choking her with both hands.  Referee Ron Martin pulls Smyth off and tells her to go to the back.  Evans springshot Moonsaults onto McDermott and she starts choking her.]

Crowd: “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

Tessa: “IT’S CORRINA ROMANOV!”

[Corrina Romanov runs in and tackles Evans.  Both women roll around the floor.  Romanov and Evans throw haymakers back and forth.   Security runs in and tries to pry both women apart.]

——————

COMMERCIAL BREAK

——————-

Announcer Guy: “And now, a public service announcement from Jill Berg.”

Jill Berg stands in front of an animal shelter.

JILL: “Hi. I’m Jill Berg for the ‘Guard Dogs for the Poor’ Foundation. One of the goals of ‘Guard Dogs for the Poor’ to facilitate positive interactions between neighbors by creating a safe neighborhood for everyone. ‘Guard Dogs for the Poor goes to local pet shelters and find dogs to train into guard dogs.”

Scene shifts to inside a dog training facility.

JILL: “Thousands of “child-friendly” dogs are trained every month to be matched up with a poor family and help provide a safe, comforting presence. The dogs go through specialized training before they are released to the family…”

A handler works with a dog.

JILL: “Here, the dog is trained to immediately identify an intruder inside the house and the appropriate way to respond.”

A life-size cardboard cut-out of Michael Vick is wheeled into view. The dog growls and immediately takes off. He leaps and bites the cardboard cut-out in the balls and tears it in half.

JILL: “Now, the dog is taught how to appropriately interact with children.”

Scene changes to a split second of a dog humping the handler’s leg, followed by a quick scene shift to the same dog, obviously sedated, laying in a child’s lap being petted.

Scene changes to Jill walking down the hallway of a house.

JILL: “There are some important rules to follow if you take in one of these animals. The big one is to take responsibility for your pet and never paw it off…ha…ha…on someone else. These dogs will literally give their lives to protect yours. Treat them with the respect they-”

The hostile growl of a dog interrupts her.

Jill looks into a room. One of the guard dogs has spotted her and seems to have unpleasant intentions.

JILL: Oh…snap.”

Scene changes to Jill and several children. Jill has a large bandage on her right arm.

JILL: So, support the ‘Guard Dogs for the Poor’ foundation. I’m Jill Berg, reminding you that…I’m not just wrestling for me- I’m wrestling for the children!”

CHILDREN: “JILLLLLL-BERG….JILLLLLL-BERG!….JILLLLLL-BERG!”

———————

Tessa: “Well, as security continues to clear the ring after the Evans- American Pi match, a very special event took place this past week on High Octane Wrestling’s Turmoil show.  Let’s show it right now…”

(Courtesy: High Octane Wrestling)
A man climbs into the ring wearing a plain blue denim shirt and a pair of crotch hugging shorts.  He is accompanied by six paramilitary guards dressed in all black and wielding semi-automatic weapons.

Benny: “Who the hell is this?”

Man: “Good evening.  My name is Generalissimo Tomas.”

Benny: “Generalissimo fucking who?  DRINK!”

Gen. Tomas: ” You can call me…Generalissimo Tomas. I am the duly elected dictator of the lovely island of Puerto De Macoris……er hold on.”

Generalissimo Tomas takes out a tooth ‘sword’ and furiously flosses his teeth with it

Gen. Tomas: “There better.  Now…if Dawn McGill…or you may know her as the Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt,’ McGillah Gorilla, the Jolly Pink Giant.  Whatever.  If she would come out here at this time for this very, very important moment.”

Joe: “I wonder what this is all about.”

Benny: “Great shorts.  DRINK!”

A very confused Dawn McGill slowly makes her way out to the ring, dressed and ready for her upcoming match.  She climbs in under the bottom rope and looks at Generalissimo Tomas quizzically. 

Dawn: “Generalissimo Tomas?  What are you doing here?  I’ve got a match in just a couple moments.”

Gen. Tomas: “Ah yes.”

He pulls out a folded up piece of paper from his shorts.  Generalissimo Tomas unfolds the paper and tries to smooth it out.

Gen. Tomas: “I typed this out in Times-New Roman print because it’s the only morally correct font.”

Dawn: “I see.  Look Generalissimo, I don’t mean to be rude here but I do have a-”

He goes to one knee and pulls out what appears to be a ring box.

Joe: “Oh my God.  He’s not doing what I think he’s doing?”

Benny: “He’s making a big mistake?  Missy Andrews is ten times hotter than Dawn McGill.  Have you seen Missy topless?  DRINK!”

Gen. Tomas: “Um…ever since the day that I had you forcibly abducted and put on a plane to Puerto De Macoris against your will, I must admit that I’ve fallen for you.”

Dawn’s eyes widen. 

Gen. Tomas: “So…it came to me after I had a woman summarily executed for going through the express lane, 12 item limit, with fourteen items when I was behind her- I was in a bit of a hurry that day, that it was nice to have you down in Puerto De Macoris at the WWR Supershow II last month.  So…I guess…”

He opens the box.  It contains a ring with a healthy looking rock on it.

Gen. Tomas: “…will you marry me?”

Dawn’s jaw drops.  She looks at once shocked and aghast. 

“I-ya…I-ya…hold on a second.”

Dawn slides out of the ring and runs over to the HOW broadcast table.

Dawn: “Excuse me.  I need to borrow this for a second.”

Dawn rips Benny’s flask right out of his hands and proceeds to chug down the last of the Jack Daniels inside.  Then she hands it back to him.

Dawn: “Thanks.”

Benny: “What the-  She drank the rest of my Jack Daniels!”

She climbs back into the ring.  Generalissimo Tomas waits patiently, flossing his teeth with the tooth sword once again.

Dawn: “You want to marry…me?”

Generalissimo Tomas nods.

Dawn: “You want me to marry…you?”

Benny: “DUH!  DRINK!  Oh…that’s right.  Someone else DRANK FOR ME!”

Generalissimo Tomas nods again.

Dawn bites her lip and shifts the balance back and forth between her left and right foot. 

Dawn: “Sure……what the hell!”

Joe: “SHE SAID YES!”

Generalissimo Tomas puts the engagment ring on Dawn’s finger. 

Gen. Tomas: “And now my lovely wife-to-be, I have an engagement present for you.  Close your eyes.”

Dawn: “Okay.”

She closes her eyes.  Five paramilitary guards climb into the ring.

Gen. Tomas: “You can open them now.”

Dawn opens her eyes and sees the guards in front of her.

Dawn: “Oh, how sweet!  You got me my own paramilitary guards!”

Gen. Tomas: “Yes, dear.  You cannot be too safe.  Especially since I saw Mike Polooowey in the building tonight.”

Benny: “HEY!  WHERE’S MY PARAMILITARY GUARDS?”

Joe: “Let’s go to a commercial break.”

Tessa: “Congratulations to Dawn McGill on her engagement to Generallissimo Tomas.  I…ya…I didn’t see that one coming.”

Judith: “I don’t think anyone saw *that* coming.”

Tessa: “Let’s go to Paige McGillicutty in the back.”

———–

Paige: “Tessa, we have breaking news.  After thoughtful reconsideration, CEO Jason Carmondy has agreed to reinstate Jill-Berg next week.   Carmondy just came out and told me that in leiu of the punishment that was levied against Angels of Death for the exact same offense, he felt that it was unfair to keep Berg out another 30 days.  So next week, Jill-Berg and Angels of Death return to Missouri Valley Wrestling.  Tess?”

Tessa: “Thanks Paige.  Big news on another potential challenger to Miss USA’s MVW title.  It’s time for our main event.  Let’s go to Jack Zenk in the ring.”

MATCH #3 FOR THE MVW TITLE
MVW Champion Miss USA
vs.
Dawn McGill (right)

[Zenk nods at the ringkeeper.]

Zenk: “Ladies and gentlemen.  It’s time for our main event.”

Crowd: “DAWN’S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)  DAWN’S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)”

*opening guitar licks to the Beastie Boys ‘Sabotage’ play*

“Can’t Stand It, I Know You Planned It
Ima Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rockin’ When I’m In Here
‘Cause Your Crystal Ball Ain’t So Crystal Clear
So, While You Sit Back And Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My God, It’s A Mirage
I’m Tellin’ Y’all It’s Sabotage”

Zenk: “She is the Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt.  Weighing in at 173 pounds from Morenci, Michigan, Dawn McGill!”

[McGill slowly makes her way to the ring.]

Zenk: “Her opponent…”

*The opening of Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Born in the USA’ plays*

Born down in a dead man town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up

Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
I was born in the USA, born in the USA

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
I was born in the USA, born in the USA

Zenk: “She is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, MISS U-S-A!”

[Miss USA strides to the ring holding up her MVW Title belt.]

Tessa: “I never thought I’d see something like this.  Miss USA versus Dawn McGill.”

Judith: “Sometimes, two people have to go their separate ways.  It’s sort of like a divorce.”

[The bell sounds.  They lock up with fire and break in the ropes.

Miss USA gets a top wristlock, McGill reverses to a hammerlock and Miss USA goes to the ropes. Miss USA with the single leg takedown, McGill kicks her off. McGill goes to the arm, Miss USA grabs a headlock takedown.  McGill to her feet amd pushes Miss USA off.  Miss USA back with a shoulder block. Again they run the ropes and McGill takes Miss USA down this time. Miss USA tries the German Suplex but McGill lands on her feet.  They exchange arm drags and counters and they stand and face off. ]

Tessa: “Quick furious action to start.”

Judith: “They can’t keep this pace up for long.”

[Rear chinlock applied now by McGill.  Miss USA pushes up to her feet.  McGill goes to work on the back of her neck with elbows.  McGill scoops up Miss USA horizontally before dropping to one knee, slamming her back on their other knee.  She covers.  One…two…Miss USA kicks out.  McGill goes back to the chinlock.  Miss USA powers up again and breaks free.  She gets caught with an elbow though and is sent to the floor.  McGill charges and wants to fly but Miss USA moves and McGill catches herself on the apron.  Miss USA slams her head against the ring apron hard!  Miss USA rolls her back in.  She covers…one…two…McGill powers out.  Snap suplex by Miss USA.  Snap mare and a waistlock follows. McGill gets to her feet and elbows out.  She hits the ropes and gets bent down by Miss USA.  She reaches around McGill’s body and lifts her up and spins her and then slams McGill’s back across her extended knee.  Scoop slam by Miss USA.  She locks in a body scissors.]

Tessa: “Judith, I’ve never seen Miss USA like this.  She’s taken the fight right to McGill.”

Judith: “McGill’s state of mind must be in question.  She hasn’t had the best of luck of late inside the ring.”

[McGill powers out of the body scissors but Miss USA hits a drop toehold and tries to ground her.  McGill fights her way out.   She whips Miss USA into the ropes and clotheslines her.   McGill whips her again into the ropes and nails her with a stiff boot.

McGill moves, locks the hands and suplexes Miss USA into the turnbuckles. McGill perches Miss USA on the top rope.  McGill body slams her from the top rope!  She covers.  1…2…2.937!  McGill goes up top for the moonsault…Miss USA rolls out of the way and she misses.  Miss USA climbs the turnbuckle!  Patriot Missile on the way but McGill slips to the side.  Miss USA rolls through.  She comes back with a slingshot crossbody.   She hooks the legs…one…two…McGill kicks out.  Miss USA puts McGill on the second rope then goes to the apron…super bulldog?  No.  McGill escapes, Miss USA comes off the top…McGill catches her in midair!  McGill has her in position for an elevated crab…she throws Miss USA’s legs out in front of her to spin them out while she simultaneously falls backwards and drives Miss USA’s head into the mat.]

Tessa: “F-5?  McGill just F-5′d the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion!”

Judith: “I don’t believe it.”

[Miss USA is knocked out.  McGill goes over and covers.  One…Christa Carmondy and her Mean Girl Clique hit the ring.  Carmondy pushes McGill off Miss USA.  The Mean Girl Clique- Ashley and Vanessa, throw the referee out of the ring.]

Tessa: “What the hell is Christa Carmondy doing here?”

Judith: “It appears she’s helping Miss USA, dearie.”

[Ashley and Vanessa join Christa in triple teaming McGill.  Miss USA slowly begins to stir.  Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and throws the match out.  Ashley and Vanessa throw McGill into the corner.  Christa somersaults and nails McGill with a flying elbow.  McGill tries to fight back.  She throws Ashley off her.  Christa drives her shoulder into McGill’s stomach and into the turnbuckle.]

Tessa: “All right, that’s enough!”

Judith: “Tessa, sit down!”

[Mia Margarita, the host of ‘So You Want to Score with a Slutty Reality Show Host’ slides into the ring.]

Tessa: “MIA MARGARITA?  WHAT IS SHE DOING BACK HERE?”

[Mia slinks up to Dawn who’s being held by Ashley and Vanessa.  She smiles and then plants a kiss on Dawn.]

Tessa: “The Long Kiss Goodnight!”

[Dawn’s eyes roll up and her legs give out.  Ashley and Vanessa let go of her and she falls to the canvas.  Miss USA crawls over and begins to berate her.]

Tessa: “Miss USA has aligned herself with Christa Carmondy?   What’s going on here.  Hopefully, we’ll find out more next week.  I’m Tessa Martin for Dame Judith Carmondy.  See you next week.”

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – 
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – 
MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – 
Ford Center / Evansville, IN
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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MVW Rewind-8/27/2017 Sunday Night Wrestling

Two weeks from tonight, Missouri Valley Wrestling kicks off its 2021 schedule with a special two hour St. Louis Supershow from the Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO.

WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE:
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe

WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE:
Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC

MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE:
The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea

WOMEN’S TITLE:
Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield

MEN’S TITLE:
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

And now, let’s go back in time to August of 2017 for a little Sunday Night Wrestling- MVW style…

(MVWA 76 – MVW Men’s Title Match / Final Two: Charlie Blackwell and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay)
[…in the middle of the ring, Blackwell has McAvay in a half nelson with one arm and his neck with the other while his legs body scissored around McAvay.]

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: HE’S GOT HIM!

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell has the Katahajime on McAvay…Blackwell has the Katahajime on McAvay!

[McAvay tries to roll back and forth but Blackwell has the hold locked in tight.  After a few second, he taps.]

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S IT!  HE’S TAPPING OUT!

[McAvay is tapping out.  But for some reason the referee hasn’t called for the bell.]

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay’s tapping but-

Rick Hall: Look! 

[The crowd pops big when McAvay’s West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend friends Dark and Stormy climb up onto the ring apron.  Dark, the one with jet black hair, and Stormy, the one with red hair, both start to suggestively unbutton their official MVW Ray McAvay ‘Show Up…Punch In…Shut Up…Get to Work’ baseball jerseys and have referee Davey Keels full attention.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Dark and Stormy have distracted referee Davey Keels and he doesn’t see McAvay tapping out. 

[Blackwell finally realizes that Keels isn’t watching the action and releases the hold.  He jumps back to his feet and sees Keels watching the impromptu striptease in the McAvay corner.]

Rick Hall: Blackwell sees what’s going on and he does not look pleased. 

Thunderbolt Smith: He had the match won, Rick.  I can’t blame him.

[Slipping around the side of the ring is McAvay’s consigliore, Bert the Janitor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Hold on!  It’s Bert the Janitor.

[Bert slides a Big Bertha driver into the ring.]  

Rick Hall: Blackwell is going over to Davey Keels.  He doesn’t see what’s going on behind him.

[McAvay grabs the golf club and gets back to his feet.] 

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay’s got the Big Bertha!

[Before Blackwell can get to Keels, McAvay swings and whaps him in the back of the head with the club.] 

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay cuts down Blackwell with the Big Bertha driver.

[Blackwell drops like a shot and the crowd pops again.  McAvay immediately slings the club under the bottom rope and makes the cover.] 

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay for the win…

[Dark starts buttoning up her shirt and points Keels towards the ring.  Keels sees the cover.  He immediately drops to the mat and counts…one…two…three.]

Thunderbolt Smith: …he does it!  Ray McAvay has just won the Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s title! 


Missouri Valley Wrestling Sunday Night
Sunday August 26th, 2017
MVW Television Studio
St. Louis, MO
Host: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

[Close up on Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall at the MVW broadcast desk.]

Thunderbolt Smith: At MVWA 76, Ray McAvay outsmarted Charlie Blackwell and he is now the new, and first, Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Champion.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Ray McAvay won gold in the big show on the big stage at High Octane Wrestling last year at HOW biggest show- War Games and he did it with his Les Miserables in his corner…West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend’s Dark and Stormy and the ever present Bert the Janitor.  It’s no surprise that he’s come to Missouri Valley Wrestling and outlasted nine other men to become MVW’s first men’s champion.

Thunderbolt Smith: No surprise at all.  But-

[Charlie Blackwell storms onto the set dressed in a nice suit.]

Thunderbolt Smith: …here comes Charlie Blackwell.

Rick Hall: I’m sure Charlie has a different spin on what went down.

Charlie Blackwell: Thunderbolt, I walked into the ring at MVWA 76 with one thing in mind- winning the MVW title.  And dammit, Ray McAvay tapped out and I won the match.  Me.  Charlie Wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: Charlie, unfortunately referee Davey Keels did NOT see Ray McAvay tap out-

Charlie Blackwell: Of course, Keels didn’t see McAvay tap out.

[Blackwell glances at the imaginary watch on his right wrist.]

Charlie Blackwell: Because at the time that Keels was supposed to be refereeing a wrestling match, he had already moved on to the post-show because he was too busy gawking at a pair of Texas strippers in the corner when he should have been paying attention.

Rick Hall: Charlie, with all due respect.  You were a part of the Les Miserables.  You knew McAvay’s modus operandi going into the match.

Charlie Blackwell: Of course I know McAvay’s game plan.  It’s the same game plan every match.  Wrestle.  Wrestle.  Fall behind.   Get his ass kicked.  The strippers do their thing.  Bert throws him the Big Bertha.  McAvay wins.  I know the whole stinkin’ routine!

Rick Hall: Then why didn’t you take that into consideration-

Charlie Blackwell: I shouldn’t have to take that into consideration, Rick.  I don’t need a three ring circus at ringside to win matches.  Charlie Wrestling doesn’t need to do that crap.  Why?  Because I’m Charlie Wrestling.  Ray McAvay may technically be the MVW Men’s champion but that belt rightfully belongs to me- Charlie Wrestling.  And Charlie Wrestling demands a title match against Ray McAvay.

Thunderbolt Smith: Besides the match at MVWA 76, what is your issue with Ray McAvay?

Charlie Blackwell: Again Thunderbolt, it comes down to this.  My cousin Dawn McGill put every cent she had…or tried to put every cent she had into keeping PCW alive.  Ray and a few other PCW dead enders were upset because she finally did the right thing and shut the damn down because not doing so was going to bankrupt her.  McAvay has other business interests that provide income.  Dawn McGill does not.  Someone had to step forward and take care of McGill and as her certified financial planner that’s what I did and what I’m doing going forward.

[Turns and looks right into the camera.]

Charlie Blackwell: Ray, the past is in the past.  I’m coming for that title.  Missouri Valley Wrestling.  Make it happen.

[Blackwell storms off.]

Thunderbolt Smith: A very unhappy Charlie Blackwell.

Rick Hall: I completely understand why he’s frustrated.  But I ask again, should Blackwell have known that Dark and Stormy and Bert the Janitor might get involved in the match?  I say, yes.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also on tonight’s card, the semi-finals of the tag team title tournament, MVW CEO Jill Berg will make an announcement about the Television Title, and both the Men’s and Women’s champion will be here tonight on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.  Let’s go to the ring for our first match.

[Ring announcer Kimber Marshall raises the microphone and kicks off the evening’s action.]

Kimber Marshall: Our first match is a one fall, fifteen minute time limit.  Already in the ring, from Chesterfield, Missouri…GWENNNNN…VARNEY!

[Gwen Varney, a 32 year old brunette with medium length hair and generic ring attire raises her hand to acknowledge the crowd’s polite applause.]

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent.

“Ninja Cat Theme Song”

Kimber Marshall: From Rio Rancho, New Mexico.  Please welcome…NEEEEEEN-JAH…KITTY!

[Dressed in all black, Ninja Kitty bounds out and sprints to the ring.  She leaps forward and slides underneath the ropes on her stomach.  Then she springs to her feet and does a few ninja-like moves for the crowd.]

Kimber Marshall: Davey Keels is the man in charge of the match.

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MATCH ONE:
Ninja Kitty
STRENGTH-3 SPEED-10 INTELLIGENCE-7 CHARISMA-4 ENDURANCE-6 EXECUTION-7
vs.
Gwen Varney
STRENGTH-4 SPEED-5 INTELLIGENCE-5 CHARISMA-3 ENDURANCE-4 EXECUTION-5

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Thunderbolt Smith: Long time MVW fan favorite Ninja Kitty takes on long time MVW veteran Gwen Varney.

Rick Hall: Gwen’s a serviceable wrestler.  But Ninja Kitty has simply a whole different gear.  She is so fast and so difficult to catch.  When she’s on, her opponents are Wile E. Coyote trying to track down the Road Runner.

*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And here we go.

[Ninja Kitty darts forward at the bell kicks Varney in the face.  She leaps over Varney and rolls her up but Varney kicks out at two. Ninja Kitty kips up.  She jumps to the middle rope and springs off hitting a high crossbody on Varney.  Ninja Kitty with the schoolgirl roll up.  Varney gets the shoulder up at two.]

Rick Hall: Ninja Kitty is not wasting any time here.  Varney’s a capable wrestler but she can’t handle her extreme quickness

[Varney gets a couple shots in.  She sends Ninja Kitty for the ride into the ropes.  Ninja Kitty ducks the clothesline on the return and she runs the ropes.  Varney turns and ducks her head for a back body drop.  Ninja Kitty stops and front kicks her in the face.  Varney staggers.  Standing drop kick by Ninja Kitty sends Varney into the ropes.  Ninja Kitty then drops to the mat and brings Varney down with a drop toehold.  She scampers right to the top rope in the corner.  She pauses and waits as Varney drags herself back up.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Varney back to her feet.  But what does Ninja Kitty have in mind?

[Ninja Kitty backflips and comes down on Varney bending her forward…then she plants her with a DDT.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SHOOTING STAR DDT!

[Ninja Kitty rolls over and hooks the leg.  Referee Davey Keels slides in to make the count.  One.  Two.  Three.  Keels calls for the bell.]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: It was just a matter of time.  Your winner- Ninja Kitty.

Rick Hall: She was just too fast for Gwen Varney, Thunderbolt.  Way too fast.

Thunderbolt Smith: Missouri Valley Wrestling hits the road again this week.  On August 30th, MVW will be in Memphis…no, not THAT Memphis…Memphis, Missouri, for a Wednesday night show at the Scotland County High School Gymnasium.  MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja, and many of the top MVW stars will be on hand.  Seven thirty bell time.

Rick Hall: Then on Friday September 1st, MVW returns to the MST Gym in Rolla, Missouri for a big show. Charlie Blackwell, PMC Banks, Weapons of Mass Destruction and Regina McGill are scheduled to be on hand for a fun night of wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: And on Saturday September 2nd, MVW has a big show at the JHQ Arena in Springfield, Missouri.  Rah and Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill will make their first appearance back in MVW after their participation in this Wednesday night’s 4CW Bad Company pay per view show.  Also scheduled on the card, Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, and Charlie Blackwell.   Here are some other upcoming MVW shows as we head towards MVWA 77 at the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois on Saturday September 30th

September 8th – Sioux City, IA
September 9th – Des Moines, IA
September 10th – Lincoln, NE
September 13th – Effingham, NE
September 15th – Fort Wayne, IN
September 16th – Valparaiso, IN
September 17th – Kokomo, IN
September 22nd – Mt. Vernon, IL
September 23rd – Evansville, IN
September 24th – Richmond, IN
September 27th – Mason City, IA
September 30th – MVWA 77
-Allstate Arena / Chicago, IL

(MVWA 76 – MVW Women’s Title Match / Final Three: Christa Carmondy, Kathryn Randall Collins, ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan )
[The ‘Masked Marauder’ places ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin’s head between her legs.  She springs forward, leaping over Tessa, and lands on her butt.  Tessa then flips backwards and gets spiked on the mat.  The crowd pops.]

Thunderbolt Smith: CANADIAN DESTROYER!

Rick Hall: Only one woman wrestler can pull that move off Thunderbolt.

[The Masked Marauder presses down on Tess.  Referee Ron Martin makes the count.  One.  Two.  Three.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin has been eliminated-

Rick Hall: She’s taking off the mask.

[The Masked Marauder removes the mask.  Bright red hair appears.  Then the face.  Everyone knows who it is.]

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s the last Missouri Valley Wrestling champion Sheline Carrigan!

Rick Hall: The Canadian Cyborg is BACK!

… … …

[Collins’s legs are held very high against Carrigan’s upper back. KRC slips one foot in front of Carrigan’s head and under her chin, locks her hands behind the head, and presses her shin or instep against the trachea.]

Thunderbolt Smith: GOGOPLATA!

Rick Hall: Carrigan’s stuck!

Thunderbolt Smith: I don’t think she’s getting out of this!

[Carrigan fights but after ten, fifteen more seconds, she finally taps out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: We will have a new Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s champion!  Sheline Carrigan has just been eliminated.

[The crowd stands up and gives Carrigan a standing ovation.  Carrigan pulls herself up and acknowledges the crowd.]

Thunderbolt Smith: A huge sign of respect for Sheline Carrigan and…CHRISTA!

[During the ovation, KRC relaxes for just a split second.  Christa sees that and sprints across the ring and drives her shoulder into Collins’s mid-section, nearly breaking KRC in half.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Spear by Christa Carmondy!

[Carmondy sets her up in a side headlock.  She then drops stomach first to the mat causing KRC to hit face first.]

Thunderbolt Smith: MEAN GIRL CRUSH!

Rick Hall: Is this the moment?

[Carmondy rolls KRC over and rolls her legs up.  Martin again with the count and the crowd counts along…]

Crowd: ONE.  TWO.  THREE!

Thunderbolt Smith: SHE DID IT!  SHE DID IT!

Rick Hall: After all these years.

[Christa drops to a seat in the ring.  Eyes well up.  She takes a huge breath and covers her eyes.]

Thunderbolt Smith: CHRISTA CARMONDY IS THE MVW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!

[Christa walks out with the MVW Women’s title to a warm round of applause.  She joins Thunderbolt and Hall at the broadcast desk.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa, you’ve been so close before.  What was going through your mind at MVWA 76?

Christa Carmondy: Honestly?  I saw Kathryn Randall Collins switch off for that split second after Sheline tapped out and knew what I had to do.  It was just a gut reaction on my part.  The rest of it is just a blur.  All I remember was sitting in that ring and realizing what I’d just done.

Rick Hall: Christa, you’ve knocked on that door so many times in the past only to be denied by wrestlers such as Miss USA, Valora Salinas, and even Sheline Carrigan.

Christa Carmondy: Um…let’s face it.  I was immature back then and I sure as hell wasn’t ready to become a champion.  I think I learned the most from Valora Salinas, God bless her wherever she is now.  Valora held herself here in MVW the way a true champion should hold herself.  She took on all comers and never left anything in the ring.  One hundred percent effort night in and night out.  I almost got there last year but again, take nothing away from Sheline Carrigan.  She is a great wrestler and I wish her the best in her future.

Thunderbolt Smith: So now that you’re champion, where do you go from here.

Christa Carmondy: Well first, I want to thank a few people.  First, the fans.  Yes, I incurred your wrath on more than one occasion in my younger days.  But wherever and whenever Missouri Valley Wrestling has showed up, you guys still come out and support us.  Thank you.  Second, my older brother Jason Carmondy.  You never let me take a shortcut for anything.  You never just let me have my way.  You made me earn everything and for that, I am greatly appreciative.  Third, my mother Dame Judith Carmondy.  You didn’t want me to get into wrestling.  But once I started down the dark side you did everything in your power to make sure I had every chance to succeed.  Thank you Mother.

[Christa raises up the MVW Women’s belt.]

Christa Carmondy: I will never be the stereotypical ‘face’ wrestler.  That’s just not in my makeup.  But I promise you all this.  I will do everything in my power to bring honor to this belt.  Thank you.

[The crowd stands and applauds.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s champion Christa Carmondy everyone.

[Cut to backstage.]

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW

[Missouri Valley Wrestling’s blonde backstage interviewer gets ready to talk.]

Blair Moise: Blair Moise backstage with the CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling.  The corporate predator and the phenomenon known as JILLLL-BERG!

[THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[The door to Jill Berg’s office opens a few seconds later. Sixteen large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman smartly dressed in corporate attire and her male assistant, Jerry. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes.]

[The procession stops at Blair’s location.]

Blair Moise: Jill, you have some news about the MVW Tag Team Titles.

Jill Berg: Yes I do, Blair.  Over the weekend, we crowned a new Missouri Valley Wrestling tag team champion.  Four teams met in a pair of elimination matches Friday night in Fort Scott, Kansas.

(Fort Scott, KS House Show: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja- Hank and Tiny w/April O’Neale vs. Weapons of Mass Destruction- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb)
Match highlights show a match featuring a clash of styles between the martial arts based offense of the BBSPN and the powerhouse smash, crush, and destroy style of A-Bomb and H-Bomb, the WMD controlled the action early on, slowing the match down and utilizing their raw power.

Then Tiny hot tagged in and started throwing A-Bomb and H-Bomb all over the ring.  Daisy Cutter-Bomb tried to get involved and was thrown over the top rope to the floor.  But once Tiny tired, Hank tagged back in and the WMD went to work.

A-Bomb finished the match with an Atomic PowerBomb to Hank.  Tiny tried to make the save but H-Bomb intercepted him and, much to the crowd’s amazement, hit a Hydrogen PowerBomb on the big guy.  April O’Neale then hit the ring and Daisy Cutter-Bomb took her out with a Daisy Cutter PowerBomb.

WMD advance.

(Fort Scott, KS House Show: The Dork Dynasty- Leonard and Sheldon Robertson w/Penny and Amy vs. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers- Rah and Halitosis w/’Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill)
Match highlights show the Kardoucheian Empire, who have HUGE heat with Rah and Halitosis because they were chosen to represent Missouri Valley Wrestling in 4CW’s Bad Company tag team tournament, coming out with their ever present film crew (filming their reality show ‘Krampin’ Up with the Kardoucheians) to interfere in the match.  MVW CEO Jill Berg quickly put a stop to that.

Jill Berg: I don’t care what issue you have with Rah, Halitosis, and Dawn McGill.  I made the decision I made based on what was best for business.  If you lay a finger on any of them prior to 4CW’s Bad Company pay per view show on August 30th, I will fire all of you on the spot.

The Dork Dynasty used their immense scientific wrestling knowledge to keep Rah and Halitosis off balance.  Sheldon had Halitosis in an old fashioned sleeper hold but referee Davey Keels was otherwise preoccupied (again) by ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill.  McGill grabbed Keels and locked lips with him again.  Sheldon because irate and walked over to Keels and demanded to be made the winner of the match.

Leonard: Um, what about me?

Halitosis recovered.  Spun Sheldon around.  And breathed on him.  Sheldon dropped to the mat.  Halitosis went top rope and hit an Imploding Senton Bomb.  He then hot tagged Rah in.  Rah hit the Solstice Slam (chokeslam) on Sheldon.  Then Rah looked at the fans at ringside and signaled it time to sacrifice Sheldon to the Temple of the Sunshine God. He placed Ken between his legs and looks towards the heavens with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of the fans and hit the Eye of Rah (Jacknife Powerbomb).

Penny tried to use her ample bosom to get Keels attention.  But alas, too late.  Keels made the three count and the Island of Misfit Wrestlers advance.

… … …

Jill Berg: So, the Island of Misfit Wrestlers faced Weapons of Mass Destruction last night in Wichita, Kansas for the MVW Tag Team title.  Who is the champion.  You’ll find out at the end of tonight’s show.

[And with that, Berg snaps her fingers and the procession moves on to the next task on her list of things to do.]

Blair Moise: The CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling Jill Berg.  Now, next…

[Men’s champion Ray McAvay steps into the frame accompanied by his Les Miserables West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy and sanitation engineer Bert the Janitor.]

Blair Moise: I have the new Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s champion Ray McAvay with me now.  Ray, congratulations on winning the title.

Ray McAvay: Thank you Blair.  Good to see you back in action.

Blair Moise: A girl has to work, Ray.  First questions, you and Charlie Blackwell seemingly don’t see eye to eye anymore.   What happened there?

Ray McAvay: You’ll have to ask Charlie.  He’s invented this narrative about the end of PCW that me and the other workers were upset with Dawn for shutting it down.  That’s simply not true.  I, of all people, knew the financial strain she was under trying to keep PCW afloat and completely understood when Dawn finally said she couldn’t do it anymore.

Blair Moise: Then why is Charlie doing that?

Ray McAvay: Pretty simple, Blair.  He wants her business.   Most of you don’t know that Charlie works as a certified financial planner when he’s not wrestling.  He’s trying to spin this in a way that puts him in the best possible light.  Nothing more.  It’s none of my business how Dawn chooses to handle her money going forward and if she chooses to work with her cousin, that’s completely up to her.

Blair Moise: Now to the title.  You won gold up at High Octane Wrestling.  Now, you’ve won gold here at MVW.

Ray McAvay: HOW was obviously a much bigger stage.  We aren’t wrestling in front of as many people here at MVW.  But it’s still a special feeling to be the standard bearer for a wrestling company.  I will echo what Christa Carmondy said a few minutes ago and promise to be the best champion that I can be.  And I will take on all comers…yes, I’m looking right at you Charlie.  If you’re looking for me, I assure you, I’m not that hard to find.

Blair Moise: Thanks Ray.  Back to you Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt Smith:  And let’s take it right to the ring…

[Cut to the ring.]

Kimber Marshall: Our next match is a one fall, fifteen minute time limit.  Already in the ring.  He is a legacy wrestler.   Please welcome…MISTER WRESTLING THIRTY-FOUR!

[The masked wrestler, Mr. Wrestling XXXIV, raises his arms and the crowd politely applauds.]

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent…from the financial district of Dallas, Texas…

[The crowd boos as Charlie Blackwell walks deliberately towards the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Not used to seeing Charlie Blackwell getting booed like this.

Rick Hall: You get cheered.  Then you get booed. It’s a cyclical thing Thunderbolt.

Kimber Marshall: …he is CHARLIE WRESTLING!  CHARRRRRR-LIE…BLACK-WELLLLLLLLL!

[Blackwell stops.  Spins.  And shows off his robe with ‘Charlie Wrestling’ spelled out in back.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Charlie Blackwell versus Mr. Wrestling XXXIV.

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MATCH TWO:
Charlie Blackwell
STRENGTH-6 SPEED-6 INTELLIGENCE-8 CHARISMA-5 ENDURANCE-8 EXECUTION-9
vs.
Mr. Wrestling XXXIV
STRENGTH-6 SPEED-5 INTELLIGENCE-5 CHARISMA-5 ENDURANCE-5 EXECUTION-6

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Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell is an excellent technical wrestler and has worked hard to become the master of the Katahajime.  Mr. Wrestling XXXIV has pedigree but I don’t think he has enough to stay with Charlie Wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thank you Rick.  Davey Keels is the referee and he’s about to call for the bell.

*DING-DING*

[Blackwell and Mr. Wrestling XXXIV meet in the middle of the ring…collar and elbow lock up.  Blackwell with a side headlock and he wrenches the neck.  Blackwell whips Mr. Wrestling XXXIV into the ropes.  Clothesline on the return sends the masked wrestler hard to the mat.  Leg drop by Blackwell.  He pulls Mr. Wrestling XXXIV up by the hair and rams his head into the corner turnbuckle.  Blackwell steps back and then clotheslines Mr. Wrestling XXXIV again.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell is all over Mr. Wrestling XXXIV.

Rick Hall: A much more aggressive Charlie Blackwell-

Charlie Blackwell: CHARLIE WRESTLING!

Rick Hall: …Charlie Wrestling, on display here on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

[Body slam by Blackwell and a cover.  Keels gets to two…Mr. Wrestling XXXIV kicks out.  Blackwell to a knee…he flips Mr. Wrestling XXXIV over and applies an arm bar.  He stands and drops a leg on the exposed arm.   Mr. Wrestling XXXIV tries to roll away but Blackwell pulls him back and drops another leg on the arm.  Blackwell rolls him up for another two count.  Mr. Wrestling XXXIV then pokes the eyes and gets a much needed respite.   Blackwell pursues him around the ring and traps his opponent in the corner.  He delivers several knee strikes in quick succession that take the wind out of Mr. Wrestling XXXIV.  Blackwell whips him across the ring to the opposite corner…he then sprints forward and launches himself…splashing Mr. Wrestling XXXIV against the turnbuckle.  Blackwell then shouts out something to Ray McAvay and then locks in the Katahajime.  Mr. Wrestling XXXIV quickly taps and that’s all.]

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall: Your winner…CHARLIE WRESTLING…CHARRRRR-LIE BLACK-WELLLLLLLL!

[The crowd boos.  Blackwell rips the microphone from Kimber.]

Charlie Blackwell: DID YOU SEE THAT RAY?  DID YOU SEE THAT?

[One person who definitely sees that is ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.  He strolls out to the ring accompanied by the official mouthpiece of the Sports Entertainment Corporation Phil Finebaum, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Regina McGill, and P.M.C. Banks.  More boos from the crowd.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Mr. McMann and the S-E-C to the ring and they may have some business to do with Charlie Wrestling.

[McMann et al climb into the ring and go over to Blackwell.  The boos continue.]

Mr. McMann: Before I address Charlie Wrestling, I just want to say something to the fans.  You’re welcome.  You’re welcome to thank me for the fact that we are here right now.  You’re welcome to thank me for the fact that Missouri Valley Wrestling is back.  And you’re most welcome to thank me for the fact I am imparting my sports entertainment genius on MVW for your enjoyment.  You are welcome.

[More boos.]

Mr. McMann: No, no…you’re welcome.  You’re welcome.

[McMann turns to Blackwell.]

Mr. McMann: Now…Charlie.  Look, I’m glad you saw the light about PCW and realized that it was a lost cause.  William Daniels Bryan finally saw the light.  Yamamoto Tanaka saw the light.  All the top PCW talents saw the light and joined me in PWWF.  Even ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Dawn McGill’s younger sister Regina have joined the SEC.  You did the right thing by talking Dawn McGill into putting an end to PCW.  And now, it’s time for you to do something truly impactful…by joining the Sports Entertainment Corporation.

[Finebaum steps forward to address Charlie.]

Phil Finebaum: Charlie, my faction is better than every other faction here in MVW.  There is only one true force in Missouri Valley Wrestling.  The S-E-C.  Standing with me is one P.M.C. Banks.  The MVW Tag Team division is not deep.  You and Banks united together would run right through the tag team division.  It’s time for you to do the right thing again and join the premier wrestling faction in Missouri Valley Wrestling.

[Blackwell rubs his chin and thinks.]

Charlie Blackwell: From a business standpoint, joining the SEC makes good sense.  But I have a condition.  I’ll tag team with Banks but I am primarily a singles wrestler.  I can beat Ray McAvay and his traveling band of White Trash.  Will the SEC help me reach that goal?

Phil Finebaum: Absolutely.

[Blackwell extends his hand to Finebaum and then to Mr. McMann.]

Charlie Blackwell: Then Charlie Wrestling is on board.

Thunderbolt Smith: This is a day I never thought I’d see.  Charlie Blackwell, who fought and fought and fought against sports entertainment, finally joins up with Mr. McMann.

Rick Hall: What’s the old saying?  Every man has his price?  McMann finally found Blackwell’s price.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yes he has.  Let’s take it to the back again and Blair Moise.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW
Blair Moise: Blair Moise backstage with Manager E.J. Flack.

[Flack joins the shot.]

Blair Moise: E.J., Missouri Valley Wrestling’s new start ushers in a new beginning for you.

E.J. Flack: Yes it does, Blair.  Ladies and gentlemen.  My name is E.J. Flack and I am not here to change traditions.  I am not here to pursue an agenda.  I am here in Missouri Valley Wrestling because it is a challenge.   And I eat challenges for breakfast.  That’s why I’m here.  Forget about ‘rowing the boat,’ sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy.  Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter.  Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

Flack points to the Garthok insignia on his jacket.

E.J. Flack: …‘Narfle the Garthok!’

Blair Moise: And what exactly does that entail?

E.J. Flack: Narfle the Garthok?   Because a garthok eats an oar for a snack.  He uses an oar as frickin’ toothpick.  A garthok runs into a fight, not away.  A garthok eats difficult conversations, and people, like fat people chew through a breakfast burrito at the local McDonald’s.  I can promise you this, folks, I am here in Missouri Valley Wrestling to bring this message- the man I am managing will to find a way to out-care everyone else, out-give everybody else, and out-how everybody else.  The man I am managing will somehow find a way to- NARFLE THE GARTHOK! 

Blair Moise: And just who would that be?

[SNAFU walks into the frame.]

E.J. Flack: That’s right, Blair.  SNAFU.  A former PCW Television champion.  Do you want to know what I love about SNAFU?  He learned how to wrestle by watching old ECW tapes and DVD’s of SABU and copied down his style.  SNAFU understands that when the going gets tough, sometimes you just have to ‘Narfle the Garthok!

[Blair turns to SNAFU.]

Blair Moise: Do you have anything to add?

[SNAFU shakes his head no.]

Blair Moise: Okay, then.  E.J. Flack and his new wrestler, SNAFU.

[Flack leads SNAFU towards the ring.]

[Cut back to the broadcast table.]

Thunderbolt Smith: So E.J. Flack has found a new protégée to lead and it’s former PCW Television champion SNAFU.  We are about to see SNAFU in action here. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

[Kimber Marshall begins her introductions.]

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen.  Our next match is a one fall, twenty minute time limit.  Already in the ring, accompanied by the Millennial Girl…please welcome the Millennial Man!

[The crowd boos as the Millennial Man raises his arms.]

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by E.J. Flack.  SNAAAA-FUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Flack appears followed by SNAFU.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Here comes SNAFU…but it looks like the Millennial Girl has something to get off her chest.

Millennial Girl: Shut up…SHUT UP!  You people are pathetic.  A bunch of male patriarchists.  The Millennial Man is being denied his rightful shot at the Men’s title and it’s not fair.  He’s entitled to that title shot and we’re just going to stand here until we get what we want-

[SNAFU jumps off the top rope and hits a Missile dropkick on the Millennial Man.  He turns to the Millennial Girl and sends her through the ropes to the outside.  Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell.]

*DING-DING*

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MATCH THREE:

SNAFU
STRENGTH-6 SPEED-7 INTELLIGENCE-7 CHARISMA-6 ENDURANCE-7 EXECUTION-7
vs.
The Millennial Man
STRENGTH-4 SPEED-5 INTELLIGENCE-5 CHARISMA-5 ENDURANCE-4 EXECUTION-5

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Thunderbolt Smith: Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and we are off and running.

Rick Hall: SNAFU indeed has learned everything he knows about wrestling from watching ECW DVDs featuring Sabu.  He is a prime contender for the MVW Television title.   That should be enough to get him past the Millennial Man.  MM is still finding his way but he’s not going to get any shot at a title until he puts the work in.

[Millennial Man rolls back in and charges SNAFU- who’s getting instructions from Flack on the outside.  He grabs SNAFU and lifts him up and back drops him.  Millennial Man goes for the shock win.  SNAFU kicks out at two.  SNAFU gets back up to a seated position.  MM lays in the kicks to his back and tries to keep the pressure on.  Flack shouts instructions and then turns to the crowd who respond back to him…]

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

[Again, Millennial Man hooks the legs.  Again, SNAFU kicks out at two.  Millennial Girl shouts at the referee to count faster.  Millennial Man goes to pull SNAFU up…SNAFU low bridges him.  Then he takes MM’s legs out from under him.  Flack slides a chair in.  SNAFU takes the chair, places it below him, and sits down on Millennial Man’s face.  SNAFU drags Millennial Man up to the top rope.  He leaps, scissors around MM’s neck, and hurricanranas him off the top rope.  SNAFU back to the top rope.  He leaps, whirls and clocks Millennial Man with his leg.]

Rick Hall: He’s definitely going through the book of Sabu’s best moves.  Springboard leg lariat, there.

Thunderbolt Smith: At least the Millennial Man showed up with a little offense.  I said…little.

[SNAFU whips Millennial Man into the corner.  The Millennial Girl storms into the ring and pushes SNAFU from behind.  SNAFU shakes his head and whips MG into the corner as well.  He sets the chair up and backs up to the opposite corner…takes off…and hits Air SNAFU on both.  Flack pulls Millennial Girl out of the ring.  SNAFU makes the cover.  Martin down…one…two…NO!]

Thunderbolt Smith: Got to give him credit there.  Didn’t think he kick out of that one.

[SNAFU grabs the chair…leaps in the air…and surfboards the chair on Millennial Man’s face.  Cover…one…two…THREE!   Martin calls for the bell.]

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall: Your winner- SNAFU!

Thunderbolt Smith: The Millennial Man tried to put up a fight.  But it was too much-

Rick Hall: We’ve got activity!

[The activity is ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and the 330 pound Southern brawler ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson rolling into the ring and attacking SNAFU.  Butler tosses Flack out of the ring.  Dickinson starts throwing heavy right hands and sends SNAFU to the mat.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SNAFU was a prime contender to become the first MVW Television champion.  ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson are giving everyone a reminder that they, too, want a piece of that title.

[Finally…THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[The door to Jill Berg’s office opens a few seconds later. Sixteen large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman smartly dressed in corporate attire and her male assistant, Jerry. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes.]

[The procession reaches the stage and stops.  Berg has a microphone.  She soon gets Butler and Dickinson’s attention.]

Jill Berg: All right, guys.  I suppose I need to address the MVW Television title situation.

[Butler and Dickinson watch.  Flack watches from the outside of the ring.]

Jill Berg: I know you two want a shot at it.  I know SNAFU wants a chance at the belt.  So here’s what we’re going to do.  Next week on MVW Sunday Night Wrestling…our main event will be a three way dance for the Television title.  ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler versus ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson versus SNAFU.

Thunderbolt Smith: Next Sunday.  A three way dance for the MVW Television Title.

Rick Hall: Well, you can’t say that Jill isn’t being decisive here.  She’s trying to nip this one before it blows up into a real problem.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right folks, Missouri Valley Wrestling hits the road again this week.  On August 30th, MVW will be in Memphis…no, not THAT Memphis…Memphis, Missouri, for a Wednesday night show at the Scotland County High School Gymnasium.  MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja, and many of the top MVW stars will be on hand.  Seven thirty bell time.

Rick Hall: Then on Friday September 1st, MVW returns to the MST Gym in Rolla, Missouri for a big show. Charlie Blackwell, PMC Banks, Weapons of Mass Destruction and Regina McGill are scheduled to be on hand for a fun night of wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: And on Saturday September 2nd, MVW has a big show at the JHQ Arena in Springfield, Missouri.  Rah and Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill will make their first appearance back in MVW after their participation in this Wednesday night’s 4CW Bad Company pay per view show.  Also scheduled on the card, Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, and Charlie Blackwell.   Here are some other upcoming MVW shows as we head towards MVWA 77 at the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois on Saturday September 30th

September 8th – Sioux City, IA
September 9th – Des Moines, IA
September 10th – Lincoln, NE
September 13th – Effingham, NE
September 15th – Fort Wayne, IN
September 16th – Valparaiso, IN
September 17th – Kokomo, IN
September 22nd – Mt. Vernon, IL
September 23rd – Evansville, IN
September 24th – Richmond, IN
September 27th – Mason City, IA
September 30th – MVWA 77
-Allstate Arena / Chicago, IL

(Taped In-Ring Segment in Wichita, KS)
[Blair Moise stands in the ring at the Charles Koch Arena.  There’s about 4,500 people in the stands- the arena seats just over 10,000.]

Blair Moise: Blair Moise in Wichita, Kansas, just moments away from the MVW Tag Team title match between the Island of Misfit Wrestlers and Weapons of Mass Destruction.  Following tonight’s match, Rah, Halitosis, and ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill will be transported to Wichita’s Dwight D. Eisenhower National Airport and board a plane to begin the trip to Tokyo, Japan to get ready for this Wednesday night’s 4CW Bad Company pay per view show.  Rah and Halitosis face Cosmo Cooper and Max Cavanaugh in the first round.  If they win, they will take on the winner of From Detroit to New Jersey and Purple Haze.  All three had comments about their upcoming appearance at the 4CW pay per view show.

(Courtesy of 4CW)
[Halitosis leans up against a desk.]

Halitosis: …We are who we are.  That’s right.  We are who we are.  We are small time.  Cosmo talks about winning a million dollars.  Missouri Valley Wrestling’s talent budget doesn’t even come near one million dollars.  We are the underdogs.  We are the minnows.  We’re mutts.  We don’t have half the talent of three quarters of the teams in the Bad Company tag team tournament.  Hell, Dawn…we have no business being here.  No one thought we had a chance in hell to defeat Killswitch and Vila at Adrenaline 71.  No one!  And look what happened.  Killswitch and Vila took us lightly.  Killswitch and Vila thought they’d show up…climb through the ropes…and get the win without working up a sweat.  Killswitch and Vila thought they had an automatic win…an automatic bye…to Bad Company and the final sixteen.  And WE…PROVED…THEM…WRONG…now, we move on to Bad Company.  We are in the same position.  No one thinks we have a sliver of a chance against Cooper and Max.  We are the longshots of longshots.  But you know what I think?

Halitosis goes over and opens up a refrigerator.  He pulls out a bunch of food- the world’s most stenchiest cheeses, onions, garlic, jalapenos, green peppers, banana peppers, and curry powder- and crams it all into an industrial sized blender.

Halitosis: Just like the food that’s been thrown into this mixer, Rah and Halitosis are going to be in the same ring with Cooper and Cavanaugh.  And once the mixer starts, you have no idea just how it’s going to turn out.  All I can tell you is this…anything can happen in a one match scenario.  We might lose to Cooper and Cavanaugh nine times out of ten.  But all it takes is one time.  One chance.  One opportunity.  And if Cooper and Cavanaugh aren’t careful…one mistake to turn a match in our favor.

… … …

[Dawn McGill is talking to Halitosis who’s laughing uproariously and rolling on the floor.]

Dawn McGill: …you and Rah are going to hit that ring going about two hundred miles an hour.  You two will step into that ring at Bad Company while Cosmo is bitching and moaning about us making every single easy joke to make in wrestling, and both of you will wrestle circles around him.  He wants ‘serious.’  Oh yeah.  We’ll give him serious.  We’re not going to Tokyo to wrestle for money.  We’re not going to Tokyo to wrestle for fame.  We’re going to Tokyo to wrestle for all the small time, independent wrestling companies out there and all the independent wrestlers out there who would kill for just a chance to be in this tournament.

… … …

[Rah stands out in a field in rural Southern Illinois speaking before six people.]

Rah: …and at 4CW’s Bad Company, Rah will harness the energy of the sun and funnel it into Rah’s very being.  And when Rah steps into the ring to face Cosmo Cooper and…whoever his partner is…in the first round, Rah will focus all of that awesome power and incredible strength into leaving Cooper and whats-his-face lying in the carbonized ashes of their ignominious defeat when Halitosis and Rah leave the ring.

… …

Rah: …Dawn McGill texted me some Bryan Laughlin comments about revolving around a ‘sun.’  Laughlin says that the wrestlers in this tournament can be stars or planets but none can be the ‘sun’- clearly meaning Laughlin and his partner.  Laughlin is correct to say that no one, I repeat, no one, can touch the sun.  Except he most certainly is not the embodiment of the life giving, fiery orb that rises up from the East and sets in the West- Rah is.  Bryan Laughlin is not the personification of the celestial star that rains down its rays upon the good earth and bathes it in its warmth each and every day- Rah is.  Laughlin is not the incarnation of the light that banishes the darkness every day- Rah is.  There is only one Sunshine God who will be at Bad Company- Rah.  In nine days, it’ll be Rah who rises like the dawn of a new day and burns through any tag team that dares to try and eclipse him.

[Cut back to the broadcast table.]

Thunderbolt Smith: So, as of this broadcast, Rah, Halitosis, and Dawn McGill are getting settled in Tokyo.  But last night in Wichita, the Island of Misfit Wrestlers challenged for the MVW Tag Team belts.  Let’s go back to last night and see how it all turned out.

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MAIN EVENT / MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH – Taped last night in Wichita, KS:

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers- Rah and Halitosis with ‘Sinfully Delicious’ Dawn McGill
vs.
Weapons of Mass Destruction- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb with Daisy Cutter-Bomb

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Match highlights.  The WMD come out on fire to start.  A-Bomb and H-Bomb isolate Rah early on.  They keep him trapped in their corner and alternate throwing right hands that rock the Sunshine God repeatedly early on.  Even Daisy Cutter-Bomb gets a couple shots in while A-Bomb and H-Bomb occupy referee Davey Keels.

In the middle of the match, it’s still all WMD.  Rah finally gets away from the corner and tags in Halitosis.  But he gets steamrolled by the much bigger A-Bomb and then Hydrogen Power Bombed by H-Bomb.  A-Bomb goes to cover but Dawn McGill desperately latches on to A-Bomb’s leg and prevents him from doing so.  This causes Daisy to whip around the ring like a cruise missile looking for a target and she tackles McGill on the floor.  Things get a little chaotic.  Halitosis unleashes his lethal breath on H-Bomb and the big man drops to the mat.  A-Bomb goes over and hits the Atomic Power Bomb on Halitosis.  He goes for the pin but Rah makes the last ditch save.

Then at the end, A-Bomb is lobbing right hand bombs to Rah and the Sunshine God looks about done.  A-Bomb lifts him up for an Atomic Power Bomb but McGill slides in and low blows him from behind.  H-Bomb and Daisy Cutter-Bomb immediately attack McGill who gets mowed over by H-Bomb and then Daisy Cutter Power Bombed for good measure.  Referee Keels tries to restore order but in the chaos, Halitosis sneaks in and hits A-Bomb with the full force of his putridly, noxious breath.  A-Bomb drops to his knees and grabs his neck.  Halitosis hits a spinning kick that takes A-Bomb down.  Rah crawls over to make the cover.  Keels sees it.  One.  Two.  Three.

The crowd pops.  WMD are pissed.  H-Bomb grabs Halitosis by the scruff of his neck…

[THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[THUMP. THUMP.  THUMP-THUMP-THUMP.]

[The door to Jill Berg’s office opens a few seconds later. Sixteen large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman smartly dressed in corporate attire and her male assistant, Jerry. The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes.]

[Berg reaches the stage.]

Jill Berg: Oh no you don’t.  No one lays a hand on Rah or Halitosis until they return from Japan.

[A-Bomb and H-Bomb are furious.  But they do not attack.]

Jill Berg: Davey, hand the Island of Misfit Wrestlers their title belt.  And let’s all wish them the best of luck representing Missouri Valley Wrestling this Wednesday night at 4CW’s Bad Company pay per view.

[Cut back live to the broadcast table.]

Thunderbolt Smith: So there you have it.  Rah and Halitosis are your new MVW Tag Team champions.

Rick Hall: Once again, credit should go to Dawn McGill for once again identifying a couple diamonds in the rough and finding a way to polish them into good wrestlers.  She’ll have a tall order in Tokyo but if anyone can engineer an upset win, it’s McGill.

Thunderbolt Smith: Next Sunday night, we will find out just who will become the MVW Television champion.  Thanks for joining us.  We’ll see you next week.

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12/18-MVW’s Christmas Mega-Clash

It’s a Christmas tradition unlike any other.  We present last year’s MVW Christmas Maga-Clash on HOTv.

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Special Christmas Mega Clash on HOTv
Friday December 18th, 2020
Taped Saturday December 21st, 2019
MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Announcer: Laura Bergman

The crowd chants ‘MVW!…MVW!’ as Thunderbolt welcomes everyone to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s special Christmas show.  Both Thunderbolt and Hall wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

The camera pans around and shows the studio covered with Christmas decorations.

“WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!”

GWO logo

Brock Cole LeeGreenPetePeaceNickPeta from PETA

Green World Order
Valet: Peta from PETA
HT: 5’ 8” WT: 123 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA
GreenPete
HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 195 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA / FIN: Harpoon (modified spear or gore)
‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 192 / HOME: New York City, NY / FIN: The Juicer
PeaceNick
HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Bremerton, WA / FIN: Chloroform

The crowd boos as the Green World Order come to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh, great. I have a feeling my Christmas spirit is about to get sucked right out of me.

Thunderbolt isn’t far off.  PeaceNick gets on the mic and screeches: “WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!”

More boos.

PeaceNick complains about the Christmas decorations and says it’s insensitive to non-Christians. Peta from PETA chimes in about ax-wielding murderers cutting down ‘poor, innocent pine trees’ to be used as Christmas trees. She demands to know how the studio audience would like it if someone came around, chopped your feet off, drug you home, and put ornaments and lights all over you?

Random Guy in the Audience: I’m game!

Peta from PETA: Okay.  That’s just sick.

Peta demands that the Christmas décor be removed. This brings out the Chief Business Officer of Missouri Valley Wrestling- one Laura Bergman.

Laura Bergman
Laura Bergman

Laura walks out in a festive way sporting a sexy Santa outfit complete with a mistletoe necklace and green and red fishnet stockings. The crowd bows down and chants: “We’re not worthy!”

Laura tells the GWO if they don’t like the decorations, there’s the door and don’t let it hit their ass when they leave.

She receives a standing ovation from the crowd. This infuriates Peta who again demands that MVW take down all the Christmas decorations…or else.  Laura asks Peta is she’s threatening her?  Brock Cole Lee chimes in that the Christmas decorations are offensive to people who are not Christians and demands she removes the offensive display immediately.

Laura Bergman: No.

Peta tells Laura that she’s left the GWO with no other recourse.  She jumps Laura and wraps a garland around her neck.  The crowd unloads on the GWO until help arrives.  To everyone’s surprise, it’s the Vice Squad- promoting Politically Incorrect Personal Choices since 2005– who charge the ring looking for a fight.

The Vice Squad
Al Cahall
HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 212 / HOME: Memphis, TN
Nic Koteen
HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 175 / HOME: Tampa, FL
Dave Hibachi
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 265 / HOME: Oak Ridge, IN
MGR: General DeBauchery

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MATCH #1
THE VICE SQUAD: Nic Koteen, Al Cahall and Dave Hibachi
vs.
THE GREEN WORLD ORDER: GreenPete and Brock Cole Lee and PeaceNick

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Nic Koteen brings a toy box full of weapons to the ring – Al Cahall and GreenPete start in the ring – Peta continues to choke out Laura with the garland.  Hibachi and Lee brawl on the outside and Koteen opens the toy box. In the ring, GreenPete takes control with an elbow drop and a dropkick. Cahall hits a reverse DDT on GreenPete. Koteen grabs some lights out of the toy box and wraps a strand around Brock Cole Lee’s neck which allows Cahall to deliver a couple of swift kicks to the Extreme Vegan.

Hibachi double clotheslines PeaceNick and GreenPete.  He empties out the toy box and dumps the box over PeaceNick’s head.  GreenPete picks up a chair and tries to crush it over Hibachi’s head but Hibachi grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through the bellkeeper’s table.  Koteen puts the remnants of the toy box over Brock Cole Lee’s head and DDT’s him. Koteen next wraps his fist full of Christmas lights and dives on top of Lee, crushing the glass lights in his forehead. GreenPete slingshots himself out of the ring and lands on Koteen. GreenPete tries to free Brock Cole Lee. Cahall climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps down on GreenPete – Lee goes at Koteen.

Laura escapes and punches Peta from PETA, puts her over her knee, and begins to spank her.

Peta: THAT’S CORPORAL PUNISHMENT! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! IT’S ILLEGAL!

Brock Cole Lee staggers back into the ring. Koteen and Cahall attack GreenPete, but PeaceNick picks up a steel-folding chair and takes both of them out in a violent but in the most non-violent way possible and condemns himself afterwards.  Lee covers Cahall.  One. Two. NO! DAVE HIBACHI MAKES THE SAVE! NOW HIBACHI’S CHOKING LEE FROM BEHIND!  Lee staggers backward and falls into the corner turnbuckle- squashing Hibachi in the process.  Now, PeaceNick moves to cover Cahall himself.  One…two…Koteen makes the save.  GreenPete waffles Koteen with a steel chair.  Cahall missile drop kicks the chair into GreenPete’s face.  Everyone is down in the ring.

Thunderbolt wonders who will get up first – Peta from PETA hops in the ring and kicks Cahall in the balls so it probably won’t be him.  Nic Koteen rises from the deck and flies across the ring to knock her out of the ring.  GreenPete then gets up and grabs an arm wrench on Koteen.  GreenPete takes Koteen to the corner, reversal and chops by Koteen. Clothesline by Koteen – Leg drop by Koteen. Kick to the gut to Koteen followed by punches. Brock Cole Lee starts to pull himself up.  GreenPete catapults Koteen towards Lee but Hibachi jumps on Lee’s back and chokes him. Lee spins around wildly.  Cahall pulls GreenPete and slings him through the ropes out of the ring.  Hibachi holds on for dear life as Lee desperately tries to get him off his back.

GreenPete climbs back in and gets caught in a drop toe hold by Cahall. Koteen then hits a cross body. Brock Cole Lee now down to his knees.  Thunderbolt notes he’s fading fast.  Lee topples face first to the canvas. The referee lifts Lee’s arm up and it flops back to the ground.  One. The ref lifts Lee’s up again. It goes back down.  Two!  GreenPete tries to get to Hibachi but Cahall holds on for dear life.  The referee lifts Lee’s arm again. It plummets back down. The referee calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s it!

Ring announcer Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring to render the final decision.

WINNER: The Vice Squad @ 8:53

Koteen, Cahall, Hibachi, and General DeBauchery celebrate.  Christmas music plays.  Everyone toasts each other and guzzles down some Christmas egg-nog.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – 
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – 
MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – 
Ford Center / Evansville, IN
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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Thunderbolt sends it right to the ring and Kimber Marshall.  She introduces Littell who’s already in the ring.

Natasha Littell
Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell
AGE: 22 / HT: 5′ 7″ WT: 108 / HOME: Kansas City, MO
FIN: Tarantula

“Killer”- Fist

Carrigan walks out holding the MVW Women’s title belt.

Sheline Carrigan
Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
FIN: Canadian Destroyer

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MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

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MATCH #2/NON-TITLE MATCH
Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
vs.
Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell

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The bell rings and Littell catches Carrigan with an enziguri in the corner.  She throws forearm after forearm and a chop.  She goes for the shock pinfall but Carrigan kicks out.  Littell goes for the Irish Whip – Carrigan reverses the whip and hits a belly to belly suplex on the return.  The fans in the studio fire up when Carrigan sets Littell up for a vertical suplex and then brings her crashing to the mat.  Littell tries to crawl out of the ring.  Carrigan pulls her back up and hits a jumping powerslam.

But wait, here comes Shizuko Yamazuki and his manager Daniel-San.   Yamazaki watches and studies Carrigan.

Carrigan hooks the legs.  One…two…Littell kicks out.  She rakes Carrigan in the eyes.  She runs the ropes and goes for a high crossbody – Carrigan blocks the leap and scoop slams Littell to the mat.   Carrigan pulls Littell back up – puts her head between her legs – jumps and hits the Canadian Destroyer.  Cover.  One…two…THREE!

WINNER: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan @ 2:26

Flack jumps into the ring with Carrigan after the match and has a message for Shizuko Yamazaki.  His name is E.J. Flack.  He is not here to change traditions.  He is here to pursue an agenda because it is a challenge and he eat challenges for breakfast.  Sheline Carrigan will be ready for what will be her biggest challenge yet in MVW- facing Yamazaki on January 11th for the title.

Thunderbolt and Hall note the Shizuko Yamazuki has Sheline Carrigan’s complete attention and she will not underestimate the youngster.  Back to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
AGE: 38 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 224 / HOME: Cincinnati, OH
FIN: Brainbuster

Escondido comes down to the ring.

“Whiskey Man”- Molly Hatchet

J.J. Bittinger
J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
FIN: Bear Hug or the Bear Trap

Bittinger walks out holding up the MVW Men’s Title.

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MATCH #3/NON-TITLE MATCH
Missouri Valley Wrestling Men’s Champion J.J. Bittinger
vs.
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido

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Escondido goes right after Bittinger before the bell even sounds, driving him into the turnbuckle and snap suplexes him.  Bittinger rallies with a boot to the face, but Escondido reverses and delivers a wicked dropkick that sends Bittinger flying. Escondido talks trash but Bittinger punts him to the apron and boots him to the floor. Escondido snaps Bittinger’s neck off the top rope but Bittinger kicks his feet out from under him, planting his face right on the apron. Bittinger one-ups that, casually launching Escondido into the crowd barrier. Back in, Bittinger knocks the wind out of Escondido’s sails with a flapjack as Escondido tried to rally. Escondido blocks the suplex, but Bittinger tosses him in the corner and hits it anyway. In desperation, Escondido delivers an enzuigiri from the apron and springboards back in, but Bittinger catches him with a clothesline into a Boston Crab. Finally, Escondido catches a break as Bittinger charges wildly, and Escondido is able to dip his shoulder, sending the champion over the ropes to the floor. Escondido reaches deep in his bag of tricks and leaps over the ropes onto Bittinger. Back in, Escondido drills Bittinger with a springboard forearm. 2 count. Escondido backflips to counter a German Suplex and nails Bittinger with an inverted DDT for another two count. Escondido tries to finish off the champion, but Bittinger catches him with a powerslam for a 2 count of his own.

The audience stand as one to cheer on the match. Frustrated, Escondido catches Bittinger with a series of kicks, including a spin kick to the face. Escondido’s own mouth has been busted open as well. He lifts Bittinger up and lays him flat out with a powerbomb. 1, 2, Not quite! Escondido throws himself against the ropes and races toward Bittinger and gets caught with a clothesline. Escondido kicks out at one. A chant of “THIS MATCH ROCKS!” echoes throughout the studio. Bittinger hits a powerbomb, but somehow Escondido kicks out again. Suddenly, Escondido pops up and headbutts Bittinger. Escondido goes for the Muscle Relaxer, but Bittinger blocks it. Escondido changes it up with a powerbomb and the five star frog splash! 1, 2, NO! Bittinger pushes Escondido into the ropes. Escondido falls right into the Bear Trap! Escondido…tries…to…grab…the…rope. Bittinger rolls him the other way, and Escondido taps out.

Kimber Marshall back in the ring.

WINNER: MVW Champion J.J. Bittinger @ 6:38

Bittinger cuts a promo after the match.  He promises ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson that their match on January 11th ‘won’t be just a regular match.’  Bittinger says this is going to be a fight and vows to send Dickinson off in an ambulance.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger
January 22nd – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd – 
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th – 
MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
February 5th – JHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th – 
Ford Center / Evansville, IN
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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Marshall raises the microphone to his mouth and gets the program underway.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen.  Welcome to our main event.

She pauses as the crowd cheers.

Kimber Marshall: This match will be a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …Nakatomi Towers Death Match.

The camera pans over to the two German wrestlers warming up in their corner – sneering at the ring announcer.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first already in the ring, The Professional Bad Guys – Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski.

Grueber and Vreski huddle and scheme in their corner.  Grueber wears a suit.  Vreski, a black zip up top and pants.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

Slinking out onto the stage in a gold one piece strapless mini-dress, gold high heel shoes, copious makeup on her face, a Santa hat with a piece of mistletoe on the top worn over her teased platinum hair right out of the 1980’s, and bright red lipstick on her lips, Dawn McGill struts her way down the ramp and stops intermittently to pose for the fans.

Kimber Marshall: …led to the ring by former HOW LSD Champion Dawn McGill…

Dawn McGill
Dawn McGill

Three quarters of the way down, someone in the crowd holds up a bouquet of flowers that catches her attention.  She points to the fan with the sign and walks over to the guardrail.  The fan, who appears to be an older middle aged man, meets her.  Dawn smiles, grabs the side of his face with both hands, and plants a full mouth, no holds barred kiss on the surprised man.

Once the kiss ends, McGill- lipstick slightly smeared on her face, giggles as she backs away from the man- his face also smeared with red lipstick, and continues on towards the ring.  .

A rumbling bass line plays over the sound system leading into the beginning of The Call’s ‘Let the Day Begin.’

Joe Bergman saunters out on the ramp dressed in a plain black t-shirt, jeans, and wrestling shoes.

Joe Bergman
‘Ordinary Joe’ Bergman

Kimber Marshall: …hailing from the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.  Weighing in tonight at one hundred ninety-five pounds, ladies and gentlemen- ‘ORDINARY JOE BERGMAN!

“Here’s to the teachers in the crowded rooms
Here’s to the workers in the fields
Here’s to the preachers of the sacred words
Here’s to the drivers at the wheel…”

Bergman pumps his first in the air and then starts down the ramp towards the ring.

“Here’s to you
My little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin…”

He slap people’s hands along the way until he reaches the ring area.  He climbs up on the ring apron and leaps over the top rope into the ring.

“Here’s to you
My little loves with blessings from above
Now let the day begin
let the day begin
let the day…start!”

Kimber Marshall: And his partner, from-

Marshall is interrupted by a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie who’s just climbed into the ring.  He elbows Kimber out of the way and gestures for her to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.

Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound replaces The Call.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 33 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the ramp where ten former Arizona State sorority sisters, turned followers of Rah, pose on the ramp and are oblivious to anything else going on around them.  Why?  Because they’re too busy taking selfies of themselves on their cell phones and then texting them onto their twitter accounts.

Two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.  Rah is tanned, he’s rested, and as the girls continue to make obnoxious faces, duck face expression, and taking copious amounts of selfies.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason for the invention of sunglasses because your face would melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark if you gaze upon him…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

McGill breaks character and rolls her eyes at Rah’s overly elaborate entrance.

Announcer Guy:  …RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


‘The Sunshine God’ Rah

The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and is immediately barraged with flashing lights.  The former sorority girls keep taking selfie after selfie all around him.

Blinking his eyes to clear his vision, Rah somehow finds his way into the ring.

Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy.

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MAIN EVENT/NAKOTOMI TOWERS DEATH MATCH
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and ‘Ordinary’ Joe Bergman
vs.
The Professional Bad Guys: Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski

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Bergman and Vreski circle and tie up. They go around and around.  Vreski pushes Bergman into a corner.  Bergman turns it around.  Referee Davey Keels calls for a break and Vreski lets up – but then fires a right hand.  Bergman dodges the sucker punch and dropkicks him back into the corner!  Bergman drives his shoulder into Vreski’s mid-section and then climbs up to rain down right hands.  Keels counts to four and Bergman backs away.  He wants the elbow but Vreski pushes him away and kicks low.  Vreski headlock and rips at the eyes.  Bergman slips out but Vreski runs him over.  Faster now, Bergman hurdles Vreski and hits the spinning powerslam! Cover…one…Grueber in with a double ax handle and Vreski gets away.  Doubleteam beatdown by the PBG and fans boo.  Bergman throws himself to the deck and rolls to the corner to tag in Rah.  Grueber says he’s not afraid of the big man and tags in.

Rah ties up with Grueber and powers him to a corner.  Grueber runs the ropes but Rah runs him over.  Grueber goes low with an uppercut that slows the Sunshine God down.  Grueber whips – Rah reverses. Grueber dodges but Vreski produces a baseball bat and takes a swipe at Rah.  Grueber tags Vreski in with the bat.  Vreski takes the bat and goes to swing – Dawn McGill slips out of sports entertainment babe mode and goes into the ring and grabs said bat. There’s a bit of a tussle – McGill wins and throws the bat out of the ring.  Vreski takes a wild swing at her – McGill ducks and Rah wipes Vreski out with a belly to back suplex.  McGill slips back into sports entertainment eye candy mode and blows Vreski a kiss before she exits the ring.  Rah tags Bergman back in.  Bergman starts with a waistlock and moves to a headlock on Vreski.  Vreski powers out and sends Bergman into the ropes.  He dodges him on the return and *BLAM* – Bergman runs right into a steel chair from Grueber.  Fireman’s carry by Vreski into a Jackhammer slam.  Cover…one…two…Bergman kicks out.   Bergman back up.  Vreski with a waistlock – lift- SPINEBUSTER!  Cover…one…two…Rah in and makes the save.  *BLAM* Grueber clobbers Rah with a the chair.  Grueber and Vreski send Rah over the top rope to the floor.  Grueber slides out and pulls something out from underneath the ring.  It’s an eight foot by four foot piece of glass.

Thunderbolt Smith: What the hell is he doing?

What he’s doing is setting up the piece of glass in the corner and motioning Vreski to do something with it.  Vreski doesn’t quite understand what Grueber wants him to do and shrugs.

Grueber again motions to the glass- Vreski still doesn’t know what he’s got in mind.  He shrugs again.

Now agitated, Greuber makes an exaggerated motion pointing at the glass.

Again, Vreski doesn’t quite get it.

Finally…

Hans Grueber: SHOOT…THE GLASS!

Grueber positions Bergman in front of the glass.  Vreski finally gets it.

Carl Vreski: Ohhhhhhhh!

Vreski rushes forward and spears Bergman right through it, sending glass flying all over the place.

Thunderbolt Smith: Whoa!

Crowd: HOLY *BLEEP*…HOLY *BLEEP*

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Thunderbolt Smith: Hey, that’s Laura Bergman looking on.

Rick Hall: She’s Joe Bergman’s wife.

Joe is bleeding.  So is Vreski.  He exits the ring to check under the ring apron and pull out a chain.  With the chain, Vreski returns to the ring and blasts Bergman with it.  Bergman collapses to the mat.  Vreski wraps the chain around his neck and goes to choke him out.  Vreski then rolls over Bergman for the pinfall.  But there’s no count.  Why?

Thunderbolt Smith: Dawn McGill is making out with referee Davey Keels in the corner.

Rick Hall: That’s some powerful mistletoe she’s using.

Rah yanks Vreski off Bergman.  *WHACK*  Dawn McGill slips into the ring and she filets Vreski with a Singapore cane.  Vreski spins around and *WHACK* gets nailed a second time.  He’s now bleeding from the forehead from the caneshots.  Bergman rolls out of the ring.  Rah spins Vreski around – grabs him by the throat – lifts- and slams him to the mat with the Solstice slam.   Cover…one…two…Vreski kicks out.  He kicks Rah in the groin and snapmares the Sunshine God to the mat.  He goes for a dragon sleeper but Rah blocks and gets back to his feet.  Rah hits a bulldog and drops ax handles on the back of Vreski.  Then he takes Vreski’s chain and wraps it around his neck.  Vreski frantically tries to get away.  He tries to throw himself out of the ring but the chain catches and hangs him up.

Rah drags Vreski back to the ring and signals it time to sacrifice him to the Temple of the Sunshine God.  He looks over at his faithful worshipers-

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…and they’re not paying attention to what he’s doing.

Rolling his eyes, Rah looks over at McGill- she’s looking at her compact and redoing her lipstick that got mussed up when she Singapore caned Vreski.

Sighing, Rah then turns to the fans at ringside and finally receives the adulation he’s looking for.  He places Vreski’s head between his legs and looks towards the heavens with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of the fans. After receiving the necessary strength, Rah picks Vreski up and drives him down onto the canvas with the Eye of RAHHHHHH (jackknife powerbomb).

Rah walks with a deliberate gait over to Vreski.  He should pin him right then and there but something catches the eyes of the Sunshine God.  In the stands, he sees Hans Grueber with a firm grip on the hand of one Laura Bergman and dragging her up the steps towards the top with him.  A few feet below, Joe Bergman, bloodied and just a mess, climbs up the steps a few feet behind them.  Rah watches as Grueber reaches the top and sees Joe coming for him.  He threatens to throw Laura off the back of the stands if he takes another step forward.

Laura stomps on Grueber’s foot.  Joe lurches forward and shoves Grueber over the edge.  But the German grabs on to Laura’s wrist as he topples over and begins to fall – Joe grabs Laura and holds on for dear life.

Grueber has a hold of her watch.  He tries to reach up with his free hand as Laura feverishly loosens the watchband.  It slips off her wrist and…

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Grueber falls and crashes through two tables that’s been conveniently set up below him.

Thunderbolt Smith: I wonder who put those tables up?

Quick cut to Dawn McGill, filing her nails behind the stands and nodding at her handiwork as Grueber lays in the wreckage of the tables.

Back in the ring, Rah sees that Laura’s safe and goes back over to Vreski.  He hooks the leg and makes the cover.  One…two…THREE.  Keels calls for the bell and that’s all.

WINNER: Rah and ‘Ordinary’ Joe Bergman @ 16:06

Quick cut to Joe and Laura Bergman hugging in the stands.

Thunderbolt thanks everyone for watching on HOTv tonight and wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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12/16-The Week in Review


The Final Missouri Valley Wrestling Week in Review for 2020
Wednesday December 16th, 2020

-Week in Review
-The Final Rankings of 2020
-2021 House Shows are Announced

EVENING OF CHAMPIONS RESULTS
MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © retained over Victoria McGill.
MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boy) © retained over Rah.
MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © retained over The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © to become the new Men’s Tag Team champions
MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Graysie Parker © retained over ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © retained over ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS

MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC)

#1 Contender: J.J. Bittinger
Contenders

2. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
3. John O’Reilly
4. Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playin’ Ninja)


Women’s Champion: Graysie Parker
#1 Contender:
Kirsten Canfield
Contenders
2. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
3. ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
4. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot


Tag Team Champions: The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
#1 Contender:
Sports Entertainment Corporation-P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit
Contenders

2. The People’s Front of Berea (KY)-Dayle Joe Foster and Ezekiel Walker
3. Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
4. Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan


Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club-Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson
#1 Contender:
Sports Entertainment Corporation: Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
Contenders
2. Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose
3. Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey
4. People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster


Heartland Champion: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)
#1 Contender:
Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
Contenders
2. Rah- The Sunshine God
3. Jack Fraiser


Women’s Heartland Champion: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC)
#1 Contender:
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders

2. Victoria McGill
3. Charissa Hanson

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger
January 22ndMartinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
January 23rd
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
January 24th
MTI Center / Angola, IN
January 30th – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
February 5thJHQ Arena / Kearney, NE
February 6th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 7th – York High School Gym / York, NE
February 13th – Athletic-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
February 19th – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 20th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
February 21st – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 27th
Ford Center / Evansville, IN
March 5th – Hale Arena / Mason City, IA
March 6th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
March 7th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD
March 13th – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
**June 26th – Wrestling Night in America PPV- Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO**
**September 25th – Heartland PPV- Indiana Farmers Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN**
**December 11th – Evening of Champions- Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL**

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12/14-Evening of Champions PPV Recap Show

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Wrestling Night in the Heartland Presents: Evening of Champions PPV Recap
Wintrust Arena
Chicago, IL
Taped Saturday November 12th, 2020

Announcer: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kellie Burkowski
Ring Announcer: Kimber Marshall


Kellie Burkowski, Kimber Marshall, ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall, Thunderbolt Smith

**RECAP FORMAT**

Cut to Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall at ringside.

Thunderbolt Smith: Hello and welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv!

Thunderbolt Smith: Tonight on our special two hour show, we are in Chicago, Illinois where earlier, Missouri Valley Wrestling presented the Evening of Champions pay per view show.  A six match card with six title matches.  For the next hour, we will recap what happened here.  At our last pay per view show, Graysie Parker surprised us when she showed up with her manager Eric Dane and marked her debut by winning the MVW Women’s title.  Will there be any surprises tonight?  We’ll find out in just a few minutes.  As always, with me here at the MVW broadcast desk at ringside- ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall . . .

Rick gives an Orange Cassidy-style half-assed wave.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s run down tonight’s card one final time before we get to match number one.

-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Victoria McGill
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Rah
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The O’Neders
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Sports Entertainment Corporation © vs. The Southern Boys
-WOMEN’S TITLE: ‘The Iron Butterfly’ Graysie Parker © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
-MEN’S TITLE: Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, all six titles are on the line tonight.  The Sports Entertainment Corporation figures in four of them.  ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann would love nothing more than to add the Women’s title to the other three the SEC possess if Sheline Carrigan can somehow defeat Graysie Parker tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s assuming they retain the other three.

Rick Hall: Right.  And that’s not a gimme.  Svetlana Kovaleski defends her title against a three-time Women’s Heartland champion Tori McGill.  The SEC’s Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks have waged a blood war with ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams of the Southern Boys for well over a year now and it’s no guarantee that they’ll walk out of here tonight with the belts.  And then there’s ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson switching sides back to the Southern Boys and going for the Men’s title against newly returning SEC wrestler Charlie Blackwell.  Blackwell, who just won the belt from J.J. Bittinger two weeks ago, now has to gear up for a big time title defense against one of MVW’s strongest foes in Dickinson.  It could be a big night for the SEC.  It could be a bad night.  We will see.

Thunderbolt Smith: We will see soon enough.  Let’s go to the ring for our first match of the night.

“Bitch on the Run” blares from the arena sound system and that brings out the challenger in our first match, Victoria McGill.


Victoria McGill

McGill comes to the ring flying solo tonight- no sign whatsoever of her mother (and manager) Dawn McGill.

Next. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and The Sports Entertainment Corporation come out to ringside to their theme music “Party Everywhere We Go (SEC Network Theme Song)” by Robert Randolph and The Family Band.

Kovaleski comes out holding her Women’s Heartland title belt high in the air.


Women’s Heartland Champion
Svetlana Kovaleski

She trails the procession all the way to the ring and then climbs in get warmed up.

Then, the entire People’s Front of Berea walk out on stage followed by the owner of Missouri Valley Wrestling, Ray McAvay.


MVW Owner Ray McAvay

McAvay gets on the microphone and reminds everyone that the People’s Front of Berea are here tonight to help keep order.

Ray McAvay: “As I said last week, Evening of Champions is Missouri Valley Wrestling’s way to reward wrestlers and tag team who’ve excelled the most in 2020.  There’s no way I’m going to allow the SEC or anyone else to ruin it for everyone else.  I want the matches to be decided in the ring tonight and not by outside shenanigans.”

McMann shakes his head.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ray McAvay making it clear that he’s laying down the law tonight on outside interference in matches.

Rick Hall: We shall see how that works out.

Our first match of the night is underway.

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MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH:

Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) ©
vs.
Victoria McGill

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Kovaleski and McGill circle.  Test of strength at the outset.  Tori begins to take charge – boot to the gut by Kovaleski.  A wicked chop hits McGill and then she takes a headbutt from Kovaleski.  Whip to the ropes – scoop slam to McGill by Kovaleski.  Another whip to the ropes – McGill ducks – off the opposite ropes – Kovaleski evades a right hand – belly to back suplex to McGill.  Cover.  McGill powers out.  Kovaleski with a headlock – McGill reverses and takes down Kovaleski.  Tori waits – and spears Kovaleski to the mat.  Cover One – two – kick out.  Waistlock by McGill – Kovaleski reverses and takes Tori down with a judo takeover.  Leg drop by Kovaleski.  Cover.  One – two – NO!  Tori gets the shoulder up.  Kovaleski drags Tori up and pops jumping powerbomb that nearly kills her!! Kovaleski hooks the leg.  One – two – kick out before the 3.  Kovaleski swings – Tori dodges.  She goes springboard off the ropes but Kovaleski evades her.  Right hand by Tori drops her and the fans fire up!  Kovaleski back up – Tori with a waistlock.

Kovaleski escapes -Tori shoves her.  Then she runs into a roll up.  One – two – Tori slips out in time.  Kovaleski with the front kick decks McGill.  Cover.  One – two – NO! Again Tori gets her shoulder up in time.  Kovaleski keeps cool.  Tori goes to ropes and rushes at the champion.  Kovaleski greets her with a chop that literally takes Tori right off her feet!  Tori scrambles up – Kovaleski measures and SUPERKICK!  Tori collapses to the mat.  Cover.  One – two – NO!   And then a spinning knee from Kovaleski and again, Tori is down.  One – two – NO!  McGill miraculously escapes again.   Kovaleski reels Tori in, but Tori wrenches free, only for Kovaleski to waistlock, spin and LARIAT!  Hook of the the legs.  One – two – NOOOOOOO!  Tori kicked out at the very last second.  Shaking her head, Kovaleski methodically pulls Tori back to her feet – McGill fights out of a grapple.  With what little strength she has left, Tori chops Kovaleski.  Arm drag takedown by McGill and she goes top rope.  McGill flies- she only gets knees on a splash.  Now it’s Kovaleski’s turn.  Vertical suplex.  Kovaleski sets McGill up on her back. Gory Special sends Tori face first to the mat and shook the ring.  Kovaleski covers.  One….two….THREE!!

WINNER AND STILL WOMEN’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION: Svetlana Kovaleski @ 8:02

Thunderbolt Smith: Tori showed a lot of heart in taking Kovaleski’s big shots and somehow kicking out.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Tori McGill got hit tonight by a lot of high impact bombs from Svetlana Kovaleski and kept coming.  The Women’s Heartland champion keeps her at bay though and will retain her title here tonight on Evening of Champions.

Thunderbolt Smith: Next month, Svetlana will face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens at the St. Louis Supershow.

Rick Hall: Yes she will.  And you can be sure that Lisa’s been waiting for this moment for nearly three months after Kovaleski, Christa Carmondy, and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin broke her leg one week before the Heartland pay per view show.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: TBD vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: TBD vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: TBD vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD vs. J.J. Bittinger

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Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound blares and Rah’s announcer guy comes out on stage to introduce the Sunshine God.


‘The Sunshine God’ Rah

Rah’s entrance lasts nearly four minutes- per normal operating procedure.

Hank Williams Jr. plays next and it’s Men’s Heartland champion ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler who enters.


Men’s Heartland Champion
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys)

joined by all three of his Southern Boys teammate (Miller, Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson).

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MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH:

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) ©
vs
Rah

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Butler starts fast with a lariat.  He body slams Rah. Cover.  One – Rah kicks out easily.  Arm wringer by Butler – Rah counters with an elbow to the side of the head.  Chop from Rah.  A second chop on Butler. Rah sends Butler to the ropes – Butler ducks under the clothesline and runs the opposite ropes.  Rah hits a swinging DDT to Butler, who nearly got decapitated. Cover.  One – Two – No.  Butler kicks out in time.  Butler springs to his feet and connects with a flying shoulder tackle that sends Rah to the mat.  Butler on offense now.  He hits a bulldog off the ropes.  Cover.  One – two – kick out.  Standing spinebuster by Butler and Rah is in trouble now.  Butler hooks the leg.  One – two – kick out before the 3.  Butler misses a clothesline. Rah takes the offense to his opponent.  Standing suplex on Butler. Cover.  One – two – kick out before the 3. Both men are down and Rah clutches at his neck. Butler gets pissed and storms over but Rah kicks him away!  Rah whips Butler – Butler reverses so Rah drops him with a forearm.  Butler back up and sweeps the legs.

Butler goes for a cover but Rah rolls clear.  Rah goes waistlock – Butler elbows him away!  Butler drives his shoulder into Rah’s gut and drives him into the corner turnbuckle.  Butler then with a forearm shot.   Butler runs at Rah again – shoulder into the stomach topples Rah over.  Cover.  One – TWO!   Rah kicks out.  Butler sends Rah into the corner and lays the boots to him there.  Rah tries to fight back.  Butler doesn’t let up.  Hip toss sends Rah to the middle of the ring.  Cover – One – TWO!  Again Rah gets free. This time he rakes Butler’s eyes and whips him into the corner.  Rah rushes in – Butler counters with a raised foot to the face and that pre-empts Rah’s attack.  Butler waits – he launches himself at Rah – TEXAS LARIAT!  Cover.  One – two – THREE!

WINNER AND STILL MEN’S HEARTLAND CHAMPION: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler @ 6:54

Thunderbolt Smith: Impressive win for ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler tonight.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, Butler never allowed Rah to get anything going.  He started fast from the opening bell and just never let up on the Sunshine God.

Thunderbolt Smith: Rah did have a couple moments.

Rick Hall: A couple brief moments.  Dan Butler can be up and down but tonight, he was definitely locked in and focused.   Good win for ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and the Southern Boys, just like the SEC, are off to a good start at Evening of Champions.

A brief video package documenting how The O’Neders came out of nowhere in the middle part of the year to win the Women’s Tag Team title from the Missouri Valley Fight Club and unlike the other tag teams in the division actually had a lot of success against the MVFC.

The entrance music for the sisters O’Neder play and they step out onto the stage.

Rita and Anita do a quick pose for the fans and then head down towards ringside.

Next . . .

The heavy thunder of Paul McCartney and Nirvana takes over and Harley Davisson rides on stage on a Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Then, the sound of bagpipes fills the arena.

The anthem ‘Scotland the Brave’ is Carrieanne McDermott’s cue to join Davisson on stage.  McDermott comes out and high-fives Davisson.


MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions
Missouri Valley Fight Club: 
Carrieanne McDermott and Harley Davisson

Both women hold up their MVW Women’s Tag Team title belts.  Then they stride down to the ring.

Rick Hall: Davisson and McDermott endured their worst stretch of their MVW tenure in 2020 when O’Neders became the MVFC’s kryptonite for a three plus month stretch and couldn’t get past them.  Then they came out of it, won the belts back, and ever since Davisson and McDermott have been lights out.  This is the O’Neders last shot at the belts.  We’ll see if they can rise to the occasion.

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MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott ©
vs
The O’Neders: Rita and Anita

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Anita O’Neder and Carrieanne McDermott to start.  McDermott goes to lock up – Anita knees her in the gut.  She steps back – front kick to the facial region and that stuns McDermott. Super kick by Anita sends the Scot to the mat.  Cover – one – two – McDermott gets the shoulder up.  Anita tags out to Rita O’Neder. The O’Neders double-team and whip McDermott into the ropes – double back body drop.  McDermott back up – Rita O’Neder whips Anita O’Neder in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Legsweep by McDermott and goes for the shock cover – one – two – Rita gets the shoulder up.  McDermott hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building.  Rita fires a chop right back.  Drop toehold sends McDermott to the mat.  Roll up – one – two – McDermott kicks out.  Rita drops an elbow – McDermott rolls clear.  Schoolgirl roll up – one – Rita kicks out.   McDermott tags in Harley Davisson.  Davisson grins at Rita as they circle.  Lock up – Rita gets whipped into the ropes and Davisson hits a back body drop.

Rita back up – Davisson decks her with a shoulder block.  Cover – one – two – NO!  Rita gets the shoulder up.  She kicks Davisson in the gut and tags Anita back in.  Super kick by Anita O’Neder. DDT from the top rope by Anita O’Neder.  Cover – one – two – NO!  Davisson just kicks out.  Fans rally up and Anita tags Rita back in.  Rita drags Davisson up, tells her this is over, and they go for That Thing They Do – Davisson escapes.  McDermott in and chases Anita from the ring.  Davisson reels Rita into a Canadian rack – then crucifix lift – and then slams her hard to the mat.  Davisson mounts Rita and starts throwing down right hands.  Anita back in – McDermott intercepts and Hurricanranas her to the mat.  Davisson drags Rita into a roll up.  One – two – Anita makes the save!  Davisson drags Anita up and throws her out of the ring.  McDermott goes over and boots Anita to the floor.  Davisson pulls Rita up – sets her up – and spikes her with a piledriver.  Davisson drags her up again – KICK STAND!  Cover.  One – two – THREE!

WINNER AND STILL WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Missouri Valley Fight Club @ 7:58

Thunderbolt Smith: And again, the Missouri Valley Fight Club answer the bell and come away with the titles.

Rick Hall: The O’Neders showed early on why they gave the MVFC so much trouble in 2020.  But Davisson and McDermott showed tonight why they’ve dominated the women’s tag division since 2019.  Harley Davisson changed everything once she got into the match and Carrieanne McDermott played traffic control in keeping Anita O’Neder at bay.  This sets up-

Suddenly, the SEC’s Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin appear on stage.


The SEC:  Christa Carmondy and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

The People’s Front of Berea are still there to keep the peace and they keep a wary eye on them.

Carmondy and Tess start shouting at Davisson and McDermott.  Davisson and McDermott rolls their eyes and ignore them.

That pisses off Carmondy and Tess and they start taking steps forward towards the ring.  Bailey Foster and Kellyanne Morris (People’s Front of Berea) try to stop them.  It doesn’t work.  Foster and Morris gets shoved down and Carmondy and Tess advance on the ring.

Suddenly from the back, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens rushes out with a steel chair and the crowd pops.


Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

*BOOM* Down goes Carmondy.  Tess whirls around and . . .

*BOOM* Tess crumples to the floor.

Lisa stands over the downed women with the steel chair still in hand.

Thunderbolt Smith: Three months ago, Carmondy, Tessa, and Svetlana Kovaleski attacked Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and broke her leg.

Rick Hall: And now, Lisa takes the first steps to avenge that attack.  She’s going to face Kovaleski one on one next month at the St. Louis Supershow.

Carmondy actually gets to a seated position . . .

*BOOM*

. . . albeit only briefly.

After Carmondy’s knocked senseless, Lisa throws the chair down on Tessa Martin, turns and leaves.

Thunderbolt sends it to commercial break.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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High Octane Wrestling Presents ICONIC
Saturday December 19th, 2020
Best Arena
Chicago, Illinois

Battle Royal-Winner is able to name HOFC Group

High Flyer vs. John Sektor

Steve Solex vs. Joe Bergman

Hardcore Match
Conor Fuse vs. Scottywood

LSD Championship Match-Stipulation to be Announced
Lindsay Troy © vs. Steve Harrison vs. Hughie Freeman vs. Jatt Starr

MAIN EVENT/World and ICON Championship Match
HOW World Champion Michael Lee Best vs. ICON Champion Dan Ryan

www.howrestling.com

CATCH ALL THE ACTION ON:

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A replay runs from last week’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland:
-‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams of the Southern Boys tells Kellie Burkowski that if he and ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller can’t beat the Sports Entertainment Corporation for the Men’s Tag Team title at Evening of Champions, they will not challenge for the title again as long as the SEC hold the belts.

Rick Hall: That’s one hell of a gamble on the Southern Boys’ part.  We’ll see if it pays for them tonight.

The Foo Fighters play over the sound system presenting ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller.


‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller

Miller emerges from the back and walks to the middle of the stage.

The classic “Screw You, We’re From Texas” announces the arrival of ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams.


‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams

Williams fist bumps Miller on the stage and walks down to the ring.

Once the Southern Boys are in the ring, “Party Everywhere We Go (SEC Network Theme Song)” by Robert Randolph and The Family Band takes over and the SEC comes out again- led by ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.

Last in the procession, P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit.  Both hold their Men’s Tag Team title belts high in the air as they make their way down towards ringside.


MVW Men’s Tag Team Champions
Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, The SEC started the year with the belts.  The Southern Boys won them for the second time in February and lost the title to the People’s Front of Berea thanks to SEC interference in the match.  The SEC regained the belts in late June and have held them ever since.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, simply put Banks and Walstreit have dominated the SEC-Southern Boys rivalry in the second half of 2020.  The Southern Boys got a win over the SEC recently in Springfield, Missouri when the SEC’s Hired Guns (Bobby Ricky Michaels/Marty Gibson-Lane) deliberately interfered in the match with the aim of taking out Miller and Williams before Evening of Champions.

Referee Ron Martin is ready to go and the match gets underway.

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MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit ©
vs
Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams

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P.M.C. Banks and Dave Miller will start.  Dan Williams and Kirk Walstreit taunt each other on the ring apron.  Banks and Miller do a lot of talking.   Banks shoves Miller.  Miller shoves Banks.  Head butt by Miller staggers Banks.  Miller slams him down.  Cover.  One – two – Banks gets a shoulder up.  Banks rolls out of the ring.  Miller tags out to Dan Williams.  Williams tells Banks to get back into the ring.  Banks and Walstreit talk strategy outside the ring.   Finally, Martin starts a ten count and Banks returns.

Banks ties up with Williams.  Williams just throws Banks down.  Banks decides he’s had enough and tags out to Kirk Walstreit.  Walstreit rushes in – Williams gets a takedown.  Waistlock by Williams – he holds on as Walstreit tries to escape – Williams German Suplexes Walstreit.  Oklahoma Roll – one – two – Walstreit kicks out.  Miller tags back in and he connects on a mat slam.  Miller covers.  One – two – AGAIN! Walstreit just kicks out.  Miller fires up and tags Williams back in.  Banks is isolated and needs to tag out – Williams won’t let him – MULE KICK by Banks connects.  Williams lets go – Banks dives – NO!  Williams pulls him back at the last second.  He tags in Miller – Miller kicks Banks around the ring. Banks down.  He tries to get to his corner but Miller stomps away with kick after kick after kick.  Martin starts a five count – Miller stomps more.  Then he goes back suplex but Banks lands on his feet.  He ducks two more kicks from Miller and hits a DESPERATION BANK STATEMENT OVERDRAFT.

Crowd on their feet.  Miller down and in trouble.  Banks can’t make the pinfall.  Both men crawl to their corners – hot tags to Williams and Walstreit!  Williams decks Walstreit with a right hand.  Walstreit tries to rally.  He ducks a clothesline and runs the ropes.  Walstreit ducks a second clothesline – stops, spins around – SLEEPER!  Williams spins around and tries to get Walstreit off his back.  Williams slams Walstreit into the corner turnbuckle.  And again.  A third time – Walstreit is scraped off.  Williams with a knee lift.  Miller back in the ring.  Miller is fired up and runs in and SPLASHES Walstreit in the corner.  Walstreit down.  Cover.  One – two – BANKS MAKES THE SAVE!   Miller goes after Banks.  Williams scoop slams Walstreit.  Cover.  One – two – WALSTREIT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!  Referee Ron Martin shoos both Miller and Banks out of the ring.

Walstreit slips through Williams’s legs and tags Banks back in.  Both Southern Boys hook up Banks, then hit a double suplex.  Williams’s cover.  One – two – NO!  Banks kicks out.  Williams with a spinning neckbreaker on Banks.  Cover.  One – two – Banks again kicks out.  Banks reverses a hip toss – steps back – SUPERKICK!  Williams down.  Banks rolls over.  One – two – Williams powers out.  Banks tags Kirk Walstreit back in.  Flying elbow off the top rope by Walstreit.  He covers.  One – two – 2.999!  Walstreit again goes top rope – flying ax-handle drives Williams back down.  Cover.  One – two – NO!  Williams ejects Walstreit to the middle of the ring.  Walstreit with a waistlock – Williams reverses –  backdrop to Walstreit.  Cover.  One – two – Walstreit slips out.  Tag to Dave Miller.  Walstreit tags in P.M.C. Banks. Miller slams P.M.C. Banks down and he is in big trouble.  Williams in.  Set.  DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!!  Banks is out of his feet.  Miller in – SOUTHERN CROSS! COVER!  ONE – TWO- THREE!  NEW CHAMPIONS!

WINNER AND **NEW** MVW MEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: The Southern Boys @ 14:05

Thunderbolt Smith: Unbelievable!

Rick Hall: The Southern Boys executed their game plan to a tee.  They isolated P.M.C. Banks early on.  Every time the SEC began to get traction in the match, they had the answer-

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE WE GO!

SEC’s Hired Guns Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane clock the new champions from behind and the SEC start a four on two beat down.


SEC Hired Guns: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane

That spurs the People’s Front of Berea into action.  As ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler whizzes right back them to help his faction mates, Dayle Joe Foster, Ezekiel Walker, and Zeb Morris follows.


People’s Front of Berea: Dayle Joe Walker and Ezekiel Walker (Back), Zeb Morris (Front)

They engage in the ring and a full on brawl ensues as we go to commercial break.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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High Octane Wrestling Presents ICONIC
Saturday December 19th, 2020
Best Arena
Chicago, Illinois

Battle Royal-Winner is able to name HOFC Group

High Flyer vs. John Sektor

Steve Solex vs. Joe Bergman

Hardcore Match
Conor Fuse vs. Scottywood

LSD Championship Match-Stipulation to be Announced
Lindsay Troy © vs. Steve Harrison vs. Hughie Freeman vs. Jatt Starr

MAIN EVENT/World and ICON Championship Match
HOW World Champion Michael Lee Best vs. ICON Champion Dan Ryan

www.howrestling.com

CATCH ALL THE ACTION ON:

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MVW Owner Ray McAvay is now in the ring sorting out the post-match brawl.  He kicks everyone from the SEC out of the ringside area except for Mr. McMann.


‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann

McMann goes ballistic.  MVW security come down and escort the rest of the SEC to the back.

A video package plays next.
-Graysie Parker destroys Bunny LeBrock at the Heartland PPV to win the Women’s Title on her MVW debut.
-Graysie destroys ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot.
-Graysie struggles with, but subdues Kirsten Canfield.
-Next, last week’s confrontation between Mr. McMann and Parker’s manager Eric Dane that ends with Dane telling McMann: “Go tell your girl that you just signed her death warrant.”

Carrigan’s entrance music “Killer” by Fist comes on.

The Canadian Cyborg steps out on stage.  She looks very intense as she makes her way towards ringside.


‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

Then it’s the Women’s champion’s turn.

Die Antwoord shakes the rafters and Graysie Parker walks out with Eric Dane close behind.


MVW Women’s Champion Graysie Parker and Manager Eric Dane

Parker eschews the pre-match pose on stage and marches right down the aisle to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Graysie Parker has taken a wrecking ball to the MVW Women’s division since she debuted at the Heartland PPV show back in September and defeated Bunny LeBrock for the title.  She’s destroyed everything in sight since then.

Rick Hall: Parker gets the ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan tonight.  Carrigan can match Parker’s power.  But can she raise her game to Parker’s level?  Plus, Defiance Wrestling legend Eric Dane is in Parker’s corner and exchanged hostile words with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann last week.  Things could get a little spicy at ringside tonight and now that the SEC has been banned from ringside for the rest of the night, Mr. McMann is on his own.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll find out if Carrigan can put an end to Parker’s utter dominance over the Women’s division or if Carrigan be the next name on Parker’s path of destruction.

Referee Corrina Romanov calls for the bell and we are off.

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MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:

‘The Iron Butterfly’ Graysie Parker ©
vs
‘The Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)

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Parker and Carrigan eye each other as they slowly meet at the center.  Lock up.  Carrigan looks to have gained the advantage but Parker swiftly takes an arm wringer.  Carrigan reverses – Parker reverses back – Carrigan reverses and shoves Parker away.  We start over.  The crowd buzzes as again Parker and Carrigan glare at each other.  They circle.  Lock up – Carrigan takes a chop from Parker. Carrigan returns the favor.  Parker feints a chop and drives a thrust kick into the chest of Carrigan.  Carrigan down – cover.  One – two – Carrigan shoots the shoulder up and rolls out of the ring.  She goes right over to McMann and they confer while Parker paces back and forth impatiently.  Finally, Romanov starts a ten count on Carrigan.  The challenger rolls back into the ring and we start yet again.

Lock up.  Parker takes control.  Belly to back suplex.  Graysie then hits three rolling gutwrench suplexes in succession- the Los Tres Muhares.  Cover.  One – two – Carrigan kicks out.  McMann complains about a ‘fast count.’  Romanov ignores him.  Parker sees McMann on the apron and goes over and shoves him off! McMann hits the floor hard.  Carrigan slowly climbs back to her feet.  Parker waves her towards her – Carrigan swipes at Parker.  Parker boots Carrigan again!  Parker rocks Carrigan with an uppercut – another uppercut.  She runs the ropes and shoulder blocks Carrigan to the mat.  Cover.  One – two – Carrigan kicks out again.  Parker takes Carrigan to the ropes and drags her head across the ropes.  She backs up and throws another haymaker.  Parker for a Butterfly driver – Carrigan backdrops Parker out of it.  Snap suplex from Carrigan.  She lays the boots to Parker and drops a leg on her thigh.  Carrigan’s elbow connects. Parker pushes back and staggers to get up.  Carrigan pushes her backward and rushes in to ram into her against the corner turnbuckle.  Carrigan fires off furious fists.  Parker returns fire and both women throw bombs back and forth.  Carrigan backs away.  Parker launches herself forward and whips Carrigan into the corner.  Now Parker charges in – Mr. McMann to the ring apron – HE SHOVES THE REFEREE INTO PARKER’S PATH!  *COLLISION*  Romanov gets squashed- she’s out cold.  She cushions the blow to Carrigan but the Canadian Cyborg slides down to a seated position.

Eric Dane snaps and he immediately shoots through the ropes towards McMann and crosses through the ring.  McMann sees him and jumps down.  McMann takes off around the ring with Dane in hot pursuit.  McMann rolls back into the ring and runs right into Parker.  Scoop slam by Parker.  Parker lifts him up- GRAYSIE DRIVER TO McMANN!

Referee Brenda Qualls runs down to the ring to take Corrina Romanov’s place.

Carrigan pulls herself up – Parker collects her and drives her to the mat with a powerbomb.  Carrigan hits hard. Parker moves in for the kill.  She pulls her up – lift – GRAYSIE DRIVER TO CARRIGAN! Hooks the leg.  One – two – THREE!

WINNER AND STILL MVW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Graysie Parker @ 10:03

Parker takes the title belt from Qualls and raises it in the air.

Dane drags McMann up and tosses him over the top rope to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: Graysie Parker with an emphatic win here tonight at Evening of Champions.

Rick Hall: Parker came out to make a statement and she did exactly that.  Carrigan was on the back foot the entire match and she only had one spell of offense.  Mr. McMann tried to interject himself into the match- that didn’t work out very well and Graysie Parker successfully defends the title once again.

Thunderbolt sends it to the next commercial break.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: TBD vs. J.J. Bittinger

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Ray McAvay’s Office
SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum is in McAvay’s office and he’s livid. He accuses McAvay of making the SEC fight with one hand tied behind their back.


‘SEC Mouthpiece’ Phil Finebaum

McAvay shoots back that he made it clear what he expected tonight and it’s the SEC who’s attempted to circumvent his directive.  He has no sympathy for McMann or the SEC.

Finebaum demands that he be allowed to be at ringside for the Blackwell title defense since the Southern Boys will be there.  McAvay agrees.  He then reminds Finebaum that the People’s Front of Berea will still be at ringside to intervene if there’s any extracurricular activity in the match.

Finebaum grumbles and storm out.

“White Trash” plays over the sound system and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson strolls out from the back to the stage.


‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

Dickinson’s accompanied on stage by Southern Boys’s ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler.

Dickinson and Butler nod and both men walk towards ringside.

Next out?

Cody Johnson’s “Texas Kind of Way” brings out the new MVW Men’s champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell.  The SEC’s Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum also comes out.


MVW Men’s Champion
Charlie Blackwell

Blackwell turns his back the fans and shows off his robe- which has ‘Charlie Wrestling’ embroidered on the back.

He pats the title belt and then heads towards the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: This is our second main event.  Charlie Blackwell defends the Men’s title against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Rick Hall: Blackwell lost the Men’s title over a year ago, December 1st, 2019 and it took him a year to regain title from the man who took it away from him- J.J. Bittinger- after rejoining the SEC.  Dickinson held the Men’s title for four and a half month in 2020 by putting an end to ‘Big Money’ Darin Matthews’s title reign and sending him back to High Octane Wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: By the way, there’s a rumor circulating around that Darin Matthews could be on his way back to MVW next year.

Rick Hall: Which will be interesting because the SEC just put all its eggs the Charlie Blackwell basket.  We shall see.

Referee Davey Keels does the pre-match check.  He holds up the MVW Men’s title belt for everyone to see.  Then after handing off to the ring person, Keels calls for the bell and the match gets underway.

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MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH:

Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) ©
vs
Bill Dickinson

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Dickinson rushes forward.  Blackwell side-steps him.  The two men circle.  Dickinson aggressively comes forward.  Blackwell plays defense and makes the challenger chase.   Blackwell connects with a spin kick that gives Dickinson some pause.  Quick lock up – Dickinson takes a headlock – Blackwell slips out. Dickinson fires off right and left hands. He follows with a standing spinebuster.  Hooks the leg – one – two – Blackwell kicks out and calls a ‘time-out.’  He rolls outside the ring and confers with Phil Finebaum.  Keels starts a ten count.  Once back in, Blackwell and Dickinson tie up – Dickinson gains control.  He wrenches, hammerlocks, and throws forearms into Blackwell’s back.  Headlock by Dickinson and hits the takeover.  Dickinson tries to grind Blackwell down.  The champion holds on.   Blackwell fights up and around but DIckinson wrenches the arm again.  Dickinson takes a wristlock.  Blackwell throws a couple body shots.  Surprise roll into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!  Dickinson elbows out.   Blackwell with a drop toehold and gets the legs to hook them.

One – Dickinson powers out.  Dickinson goes for a rear bearhug – Blackwell fights his way out with elbows.  Blackwell backdrops Dickinson to the mat.  Dickinson up – Blackwell legsweeps him back down.  Cover.  One – two – no.  Dickinson powers out.  Blackwell nails Dickinson with a kick to the jaw.  Cover.  One – two – 2.5 – Dickinson just kicks out before the three count.  Then he boots Blackwell in the gut.  Charlie drops to a knee – Dickinson drags him right back up.  He goes to whip Blackwell – Blackwell reverses and knees Dickinson low and hard!  Blackwell hits the ropes and delivers a Disaster Kick to Dickinson.  Another boot by the champion and a Sling Blade takes Dickinson down.  Cover.  One – Two – NO! Dickinson just gets the shoulder up.  Blackwell grows a little frustrated.  He drags Dickinson back up and eats body shots as a result.  Dickinson adds forearms and a headbutt!  Both men stagger.  Dickinson falls back into the corner.  Blackwell uncorks a Shining Wizard and stuns Dickinson.  Blackwell whips – Dickinson blocks.

Dickinson shoves – Blackwell with a second Shining Wizard!  Dickinson falls to a seated position.  Blackwell boot washes Dickinson in the corner.  Cover.  One – two – Dickinson kicks out.   Blackwell grits his teeth and rolls Dickinson up! One – two – NO!  Dickinson gets a shoulder up.   Blackwell runs the ropes – Dickinson ducks a clothesline and waits for him to come back to clock Blackwell with a right hand.  Dickinson runs the ropes now and shoulder blocks Blackwell across the ring.  Dickinson whips – Blackwell blocks – fireman’s carry, no – Dickinson blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Blackwell walks into a body slam.  Dickinson covers.  One – two – 2.999!  Blackwell just gets a shoulder off the mat.  Dickinson stays focused.  He drags Blackwell up – hooks an arm – Pumphandle Slam.  Cover.   One -TWO! Again Blackwell survives.  Dickinson grows frustrated.  He pulls back on Blackwell’s arms and drives the knee into his back.  Blackwell slowly fights his way out.  He gets an arm loose and scratches at Dickinson’s eyes.

Enraged, Dickinson throws body shots and then stomps on Blackwell’s stomach.  Cover.  One – two – no.  Blackwell kicks out.   Dickinson CLOBBERS Blackwell with a right hand.  Cover.  One – two – 2.75.  Blackwell just escapes.   Dickinson is furious and snaps.  He rains down rights.  Dickinson wraps on a chinlock and tries to grinds Blackwell down again.  Fans rally again as Dickinson holds on tightly. Blackwell slips out though – Dickinson tries to hang on – Blackwell arm-drags his way free!  Jawbreaker by Blackwell stuns Dickinson.  The champion turns the challenger for a neckbreaker.  Dickinson up and pushes Blackwell back.  Waistlock by Dickinson – Blackwell reverses and takes Dickinson down.  Blackwell pounces – KATAHAJIME!!!   Dickinson tries to use his strength to escape.  Blackwell cinches it in and uses every ounce of strength he has to hold the submission.  Dickinson starts to fade.  Blackwell squeezes harder.   Dickinson taps.

WINNER AND STILL MVW MEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell @ 16:35

Finebaum bursts into the ring to raise Blackwell’s hand in victory.

Thunderbolt Smith: Charlie Blackwell outlasts ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Rick Hall: The Charlie Blackwell of six months ago wouldn’t have won this match.  Everyone knows Bill Dickinson is one tough customer.  Tonight he proved that once again.  But Charlie proved something too.  Blackwell took his best shots tonight and still somehow found a way to win this match.

Thunderbolt sends it to the final commercial break of the night.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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High Octane Wrestling Presents ICONIC
Saturday December 19th, 2020
Best Arena
Chicago, Illinois

Battle Royal-Winner is able to name HOFC Group

High Flyer vs. John Sektor

Steve Solex vs. Joe Bergman

Hardcore Match
Conor Fuse vs. Scottywood

LSD Championship Match-Stipulation to be Announced
Lindsay Troy © vs. Steve Harrison vs. Hughie Freeman vs. Jatt Starr

MAIN EVENT/World and ICON Championship Match
HOW World Champion Michael Lee Best vs. ICON Champion Dan Ryan

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The E-Fed Podcast with Mikey Unlikely

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Back from the final break, Thunderbolt and Hall run down the results of Evening of Champions.

MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © retained over Victoria McGill.
MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boy) © retained over Rah.
MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © retained over The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © to become the new Men’s Tag Team champions
MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Graysie Parker © retained over ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)
MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © retained over ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Thunderbolt announces MVW will be off until January 16th when we hit the road for the first time in 2021 with the St. Louis Supershow.  He and Hall run down the card.

January 16th – St. Louis Supershow / Chaifetz Arena / St. Louis, MO
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boys) © vs. Average Joe
-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. The SEC
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Southern Boys © vs. People’s Front of Berea
-WOMEN’S TITLE: Graysie Parker © vs. Kirsten Canfield
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © vs. J.J. Bittinger

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s been a great year.  Thank you all for tuning in and following us and we will be back in January with more wrestling action.  For Rick Hall, I’m Thunderbolt Smith.  Merry Christmas.  Happy New Year.  We’ll see you next year.

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12/12-Evening of Champions Results

Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Evening of Champions Pay Per View Show Results
Wintrust Arena
Chicago, IL
Saturday November 12th, 2020

6,423 fans filled the bottom section of Chicago’s Wintrust Arena last night for Missouri Valley Wrestling’s final pay per view of 2020- Evening of Champions.

Here are the results from the show:

MATCH #1-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-Svetlana Kovaleski (The SEC) © retained over Victoria McGill.

MATCH #2-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Southern Boy) © retained over Rah.

MATCH #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © retained over The O’Neders: Rita and Anita

MATCH #4-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH-The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit © to become the new Men’s Tag Team champions

MAIN EVENT #1-WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Graysie Parker © retained over ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan (The SEC)

MAIN EVENT #2-MEN’S TITLE MATCH: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (The SEC) © retained over ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall will recap the results from Evening of Champions in more depth tomorrow evening on Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv.

 

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