6/16/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents Sunday Night Wrestling

Last Week at MVWA 91:
-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
-‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
-‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay (Deplorables) defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (SEC)
-Millennial Mark won the Mannequin challenge.
-Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams (SEC) to win the MVW Tag Team Title.
-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy (SEC) by DQ-Carmondy retains the title
-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell (Texas Strangers) defeated William Daniels Bryan (Deplorables) to retain the title.

===============================

new-mvw-logo

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday June 16th, 2019
Taped at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kirsten Canfield

===============================

Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall stand in the middle of the ring in Aurora, Illinois.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good evening everyone. Welcome to another edition of Sunday Night Wrestling. Thunderbolt Smith with you here for a big night of wrestling action. Also here, as always is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey everyone.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week at MVWA 91, Charlie Blackwell and William Daniels Bryan put on a wrestling clinic in a match that spanned nearly a half an hour.  But in the end, Blackwell found a way to put Bryan away.

REPLAY: MVWA 91- Blackwell © vs. Bryan for the MVW Title

Blackwell has Bryan down on the mat. He’s trying to slap on the Katahajime. Bryan is fighting tooth and nail to keep him from doing so.

Bryan gets back to all fours. Blackwell hammers him with a right hand.

That opens the door and Charlie slaps on the Katahajime.

Bryan rolls back and forth. Charlie doesn’t let go.

The challenger finally taps.

Rick Hall: I thought Bryan looked in much better shape than MVWA 90. He matched Blackwell move for move until he started to run out of gas and Blackwell took control of the match.

Thunderbolt Smith: William Daniels Bryan is 95% back. But Charlie Blackwell is better now than he was back then.

Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell is simply wrestling at a different level right now.

Thunderbolt Smith: So. Does this mean the feud that started last year when Blackwell, then a part of the Sports Entertainment Coalition, broke Bryan’s leg to take him out of title contention is now over?

REPLAY: Post-Match of Blackwell vs. Bryan

There’s an intense staredown between both men in the ring.

Finally, Charlie offers a hand.

Bryan pauses and thinks about it for nearly a minute.

Then he shakes Blackwell’s hand. Then he raises the champions arm in victory.

Thunderbolt Smith: In the Women’s title match, the SEC’s Champion Christa Carmondy found herself in another donnybrook with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Carmondy had a bad night at MVWA 90 and it took ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann to dispatch the Hanson Sisters to the ring to make the save and cause a disqualification. Could she come back at MVWA 91?

Rick Hall: The SEC would make several missteps in this match. And it all started with this…

REPLAY: Carmondy © vs. Barbosa-Stevens for the MVW Women’s Title

Carmondy and Barbosa-Stevens circle in the ring.

Suddenly, SEC’s ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams race down and attack Bo and George Stevens?

Williams tries a double axe-handle on George. It doesn’t end well.

George grabs him by the throat. Lift. Slam.

Miller gets a BO-Plex from Bo Stevens.

Rick Hall: In the ring, Christa fared a little better.

REPLAY: Carmondy © vs. Barbosa-Stevens for the MVW Women’s Title

Christa runs extends her arm like a lariat takedown but instead does a revolution around Barbosa-Steven’s shoulders and switches to her opposite arm before taking Barbosa-Stevens down to the mat while simultaneously landing in a seated position.

Then Christa does it again.

Then a third time.

Christa goes for the Mean Girl Crush but Barbosa-Stevens slips out the back door and rolls out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: But when Miller and Williams did their ill-conceived attack on the Stevens Dynasty, it opened the door for Barbosa-Stevens.

REPLAY: Carmondy © vs. Barbosa-Stevens for the MVW Women’s Title

Bo and George continue to stomp away at Miller and Williams.

Christa’s attention is momentarily drawn away from her opponent.

Lisa slides in. Grabs behind Christa’s neck. And hits the Toxic Sting.

Barbosa-Stevens rolls Christa for the win and the Women’s title. Referee Ron Martin slides in to make the count.

One…

Two…

The Hanson Sisters pull Martin out of the ring. Melissa whacks Martin with her hockey stick.

Andrea then blasts Martin with her hockey stick.

Rick Hall: Barbosa-Stevens the pulled Christa back to her feet and hit her with a second Toxic Sting and would get the win.

Thunderbolt Smith: So, for the second consecutive month, the SEC interfere in the match and prevent Lisa Barbosa-Stevens from regaining the Women’s title.

Rick Hall: The SEC epically failed on this one. I believe the first thing MVW CEO Jill Berg will do when she comes out here in a few minutes is rebook Christa Carmondy versus Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the third time at the American Heartland Pay Per View show in two weeks.

Thunderbolt Smith: And to add to the SEC’s woe at MVWA 91, Miller and Williams ran into a Corporate World, Inc. tag team eager to prove Mr. McMann wrong for kicking them to the curb a couple months ago.

REPLAY: The SEC © vs. Corporate World, Inc.

Walstreit lifts Miller and spikes him with the Stock Market Plunge.

He hooks the legs but Payson’s busy jawing with the Hanson Sisters.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson starts to climb into ring again to intervene. Ray McAvay and his Deplorables run down.

McAvay pulls him right back out.

Walstreit hits a second Stock Market Plunge on Miller. The Deplorables kept Williams and the Hansons at bay.

Walstreit covers.

One…

Two…

THREE…

Thunderbolt Smith: Which is exactly what they did. Mr. McMann was stunned.

Rick Hall: Corporate World, Inc. made a deal with Ray McAvay and his Deplorables for a little extra back up and you know McAvay relished screwing McMann and the SEC over giving his issues with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Thunderbolt Smith: So, new tag team champions. We will be hearing from the SEC later on tonight and I’m sure Mr. McMann will have a few choice words about MVWA 91. Let’s run down tonight’s matches…

-Ultratron 5.1 with Dawn McGill takes on newcomer John Wack.

-William Daniels Bryan versus ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

-Texas Strangers: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler versus Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – MVW’s American Heartland Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 6th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 7th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
July 19th – Louisville Gardens / Louisville, KY
July 20th – Roberts Stadium / Evansville, IN
July 21st – Carson Center / Paducah, KY

**************************

Cut to the ring.

SEC PROTESTS
The SEC (‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, MVW Champion Christa Carmondy, Andrea, Melissa, and Charissa Hanson aka…The Hanson Sisters) have invaded.

Also in the ring, Corporate Sports(entertainment) Programming Nation (CSPN) cameras to film the SEC

Thunderbolt Smith: While we were gone, the SEC came to the ring to air their grievances.

Mr. McMann has a microphone.

Mr. McMann: Since Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg is fond of do-overs – MVWA 91 was one giant do-over – the SEC demands an immediate rematch for ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams at American Heartland Pay Per View. Also, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens has had two shots at the Women’s title and she couldn’t get the job done. She should not get another title shot. Someone else should get a shot. We are not going leave this ring until Jill Berg addresses our concerns.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Pop. Big…big pop.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The crowd erupts when the video screen shows the door to a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”

The door opens and eight male bodyguards walk out of the dressing room encircling a petite 95 pound woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman, dressed in a smart, dark business suit and heels, is busy talking on her cell phone.   The man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Thunderbolt Smith (v/o): THE SELF-MADE ENTREPRENEUR FROM NEW YORK CITY’S FINANCIAL DISTRICT AND THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CEO IS COMING TO THE RING!

A huge roar greets the procession as it emerges from the back onto the stage and starts their way down the ramp.

Thunderbolt Smith (v/o): THE PHENOMENON KNOWN AS-

The crowd is rocking and a chant of “JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG!” fills the bar.

Two of the bodyguards use a fire extinguisher to create a fog like effect as Jill walks through. Two others hold sparklers up in the air as she passes by.

“JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG!”

Berg strides quickly to the ring with a microphone and doesn’t waste any time.

Jill Berg: You got your rematch.

McMann becomes happy.

Mr. McMann: Thank-

Jill Berg: Christa Carmondy will face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens at American Heartland.

McMann becomes not so happy.

Mr. McMann: Wait a second. That’s not what-

Jill Berg: But, there will be stipulations. One- no one will be allowed at ringside. Two- if anyone shows up at ringside during the match their wrestler is disqualified. Three- in this match, the title WILL change on a disqualification.

McMann becomes very unhappy.

Mr. McMann: THAT’S NOT RIGHT-

Jill Berg: Those are my terms, McMann. Take it or leave it.

Christa lobbies McMann not to take the deal because she doesn’t want to wrestle Barbosa-Stevens again. Miller and Williams want McMann to say yes because they want a shot to regain the tag team belts.

Jill Berg: Well? Deal – or no deal.

Though he doesn’t like the deal as presented, McMann understands Berg has him over a barrel.

Mr. McMann: Deal.

Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall at the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: That was fast.

Rick Hall: I think deep down McMann knew this would probably be the end game.

Thunderbolt Smith: That means two out of the three main matches for the American Heartland Pay Per View show is set and they are rematches of rematches from MVWA 91. Let’s go to the ring for some action. Kimber Marshall, take it away.

MATCH ONE: ULTRATRON 5.1 vs. JOHN WACK
Kimber is ready to go.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Our first match will be one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall.

Kimber Marshall: …with a fifteen minute time limit.

Kimber introduces Wack who is already in the ring. He’s sporting a complete business suit, has long, stringy black hair, and a permanent five o’clock shadow.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent.

Ultratron-Five…dressed like a cheap b-movie knock off of a robot…leads Dawn McGill on stage. She has a blank look on her face and a Singapore cane in her hand.

Ultratron-Five: Sniveling, puny, human insects, I have evolved beyond any human capability. The hand that slays you belongs to…Ultratron-Five-

Ultratron-Five’s metallic robot outfit gets jammed up and he’s unable to move.

Ultratron-Five: …*BLEEP*….Dammit!

Dawn McGill (cold/expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

McGill rolls her eyes and gives the Ultratron-Five a swift kick to unstick the leg. Then she catches herself and snaps back into character.

Ultratron-Five tries to look menacing. He turns to the fans and flips them off.

Ultratron-5.1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
ALIGN: 99% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MGR: Dawn McGillThe 6 Foot Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt”

Thunderbolt Smith: Last Sunday, Ultratron-5.1 battled Heartland champion Jack Frasier to a no contest in Coffeyville, Kansas and he was not happy.

REPLAY: Ultratron-5.1 vs. Jack Frasier – Coffeyville, KS House Show

Dawn McGill stomps away at Frasier. Frasier’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell lies on the mat unconscious.

Ultratron 5.1 lifts referee Davey Keels up. He spins and hits the Disintegrator (modified F-5) on him.

Keels lies in a heap in the ring.

Ultratron 5.1 then goes over and pushes McGill away from the Heartland champion. Lifts up Frasier. Hits the Disintegrator on him.

Rick Hall: Ultratron 5.1 is getting better and better all the time. I don’t think John Wack has much of a chance against him tonight.

What Happened?
Wack gets on the microphone and demands to know ‘where’s my car?’

He then tries a couple of moves. They don’t work. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ wastes little time going to work on Wack.

Turning Point?
Ultratron-5.1 hits a delayed vertical suplex that takes the sting out of Wack.

Finish?
Ultratron-5.1 lifts Wack up into the air and hits the Disintegrator for the win.

WINNER: Ultratron-5.1 @ 1:53

Thunderbolt Smith: And that was quick and merciful.

McGill enters the ring and whacks Wack with a Singapore cane.

Rick Hall: So much for the merciful part.

Two more caneshots by McGill. Then Ultratron-5.1 pulls Wack up and hits a second Disintegrator.

McGill again nails Wack with a caneshot.

Finally, MVW security arrive and pull the poor beleaguered Wack out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ultratron-5.1 the winner here on Sunday Night Wrestling. Kirsten Canfield is backstage with William Daniels Bryan- who lost a tough match against Charlie Blackwell last week at MVWA 91. We’ll be back with more action right after this.

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – MVW’s American Heartland Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 6th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 7th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
July 19th – Louisville Gardens / Louisville, KY
July 20th – Roberts Stadium / Evansville, IN
July 21st – Carson Center / Paducah, KY

**************************

Cut to backstage.

WDB INTERVIEW
Kirsten Canfield has William Daniels Bryan with her.

Kirsten Canfield: WDB. Thoughts on your match with last week with Charlie Blackwell.

WDB: It was a great match. I put everything I had into the match and just came up a little short.

Kirsten Canfield: No interference in the match. Just you and Blackwell going for nearly thirty minutes.

WDB: I’m glad the SEC stayed out of the match. Again, I’m still working my way back stamina-wise. After twenty minutes, I could feel my energy level drop off. I’m definitely still a work in progress.

Kirsten Canfield: Speaking of the SEC, tonight your foe is ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. He’s just come off a program with ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay and he’s trying to get back on a championship track.

WDB: Bill Dickinson is a tough customer. But I swear sometimes that he just likes the sound of his own voice too much. Dickinson also has a penchant for emotional outbursts he apparently can’t control. I am on a mission to return the MVW title to the Deplorables. William Daniels Bryan will continue the collision course tonight when I make Bill Dickinson submit to the Cattle Mutilation.

Kirsten Canfield: Thank you WDB.

WDB: Thank you.

Cut to ringside.

‘REDNECK’ BILL DICKINSON INTERVIEW
CSPN’s Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris are with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. He’s dressed in plain
black wrestling tights. He’s mostly bald with a little bit of hair over the ears. And he’s big. Three hundred and thirty pounds of…well, a lot of it is fat…but Dickinson is strong as an ox.

Reese Anderson: Bill, tonight you can become one step closer to your destiny- the MVW title.

Bill Dickinson: Reese, I don’t do destiny.

Reese Anderson: Oh. My bad.

Bill Dickinson: I joined the SEC because I thought it would give me a direct pipeline to the MVW title. Well, things haven’t exactly worked out the way I hoped it would. So, here I am again. Wrestling the likes of William Daniels Bryan. Now, WDB had two cracks at Charlie Blackwell thanks to Jill Berg giving him a mulligan at MVWA 91. This is Bill Dickinson’s time. This is Bill Dickinson’s turn.

Rebecca Morris: Are you expressing some doubt on whether or not the SEC can get you to the title?

Bill Dickinson: Let’s be clear Rebecca. I’m the one who can get myself to the title. I have total control over that. Messing around with Ray McAvay cost me precious weeks and put me way behind in my quest to win the MVW title. No more. Starting tonight, Bill Dickinson is going to take matters into his own hands.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson isn’t afraid to speak his mind.

Rick Hall: I wondered from the beginning whether or not he’d be a good fit for the SEC. I get the feeling that all is not well in Mr. McMann’s camp.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall for the next match.

MATCH TWO: ‘REDNECK’ BILL DICKINSON vs. WILLIAM DANIELS BRYAN
Marshall starts the introductions.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first…

SEC ESPN Network Theme Song”

The Sports Entertainment Coalition come out again. First, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann. Second, the SEC’s Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum. The MVW Tag Team Champions ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, the Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy follow along with The Hanson Sisters.

‘White Trash’-Chris Janson

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson comes out.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Power / FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb

The SEC head towards the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent…

*’Do You Hear the People Sing?’- Les Miserables

William Daniels Bryan comes out.

Also joining him, General DeBauchery- who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously, Al Cahall- sporting six pack abs…oh…that’s a six pack in front of his abs.

‘The Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan
-3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion
AGE: 35 / HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska
ALIGH: 80% Face / STYLE: Technical-Scientific / FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick
SUBGROUP: General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen

The Deplorables make their way to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dickinson versus WDB. Dickinson has been involved in a heated feud with Ray McAvay. Bryan had two cracks at Charlie Blackwell and came away empty.

Rick Hall: Dickinson said earlier he’d been sidetracked with all the stuff with McAvay and wanted to get back on track. We’ll see tonight if he’s done that. And Bryan is still working his way back into top shape.

What Happened?
Dickinson seemed a little more focused. Bryan still seemed to be a step slower than usual. Not good when the bigger man is intent on tossing him all over the ring.

But Bryan battled his way back into the match midway through by using Dickinson’s ‘bull in a china shop’ offensive methodology against him and countering at every turn. He managed to slow down the 330 pound Southern brawler by making him think.

Turning Point?
Dickinson Irish whipped Bryan to the ropes and took off towards him. ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller slapped Bryan’s shin as he hit the ropes. Bryan stopped and turned around. Dickinson crushed him against the ropes, grabbed him by the waist, and dropped him with a stiff belly to back suplex.

Finisher.
Dickinson hit a power bomb to finish Bryan off.

WINNER: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson @ 12:12 (edited to 7:00 for television)

Post-match, there’s a tense staredown between the SEC and the Deplorables.

McMann grins and nods. Then he motions the SEC to the back.

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson getting back to winning here tonight and he looked a lot more focused here tonight. Next week, Dickinson will face the ‘One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism.

Rick Hall: This was the Dickinson who steamrolled through the competition when he was the Heartland Champion. I think he needed to walk away from the whole McAvay thing and get back to doing what he does best- being the 330 pound Southern brawler.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. Our main event is coming up right after these messages.

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – MVW’s American Heartland Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 6th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 7th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
July 19th – Louisville Gardens / Louisville, KY
July 20th – Roberts Stadium / Evansville, IN
July 21st – Carson Center / Paducah, KY

**************************

HOUSE SHOW REVIEW
Thunderbolt Smith:
Last night in Kansas City, the MVW Women’s Tag Team title was on the line as the Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott © took on five time tag champions Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey.

REPLAY: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Angels of Death- Women’s Tag Team Title Match

McDermott has Casey tied up in the Indian Death Lock in the middle of the ring.

Davisson pummels Angel Scott at ringside and slams her head first into the ringpost.

Casey finally taps out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also last night, Heartland Champion Jack Frasier battled ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1. Both Frasier and Ultratron 5.1 were aided in the match by their managers. Frasier’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell and Ultratron 5.1’s manager Dawn McGill liberally interfered in the match.

Finally, both Rendell and McGill simultaneously knocked out Ultratron 5.1 and Frasier and referee Brent Payson disqualified both wrestlers.

Rick Hall: This war has not been settled.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, two weeks from tonight, it’s Missouri Valley Wrestling’s American Heartland Pay Per View Show from Indianapolis, Indiana. This man will be defending his MVW Title- MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell.

CHARLIE BLACKWELL INTERVIEW
Kirsten Canfield has the MVW champion.

Blackwell turns his back and shows off his robe which also says ‘Charlie Wrestling’ on the back.

Kirsten Canfield: Charlie, last week at MVWA 91, you earned a hard fought win over William Daniels Bryan and it looks like you two have buried the hatchet.

Charlie Blackwell: Kirsten, William Daniels Bryan is a really good wrestler. I was pushed. I was frustrated. I had to dig deep. And somehow, I found a way to win the match. And yes, I was happy that we put the unfortunate incident while I was with the SEC behind us once and for all. It was a really good night.

Kirsten Canfield: Tonight, you are tagging with your Texas Strangers tag team partner ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler against Rough Justice.

Charlie Blackwell: That’s right, Kirsten. Dan and I are going to take on two tough customers. Rough Justice is a ‘rough’ tag team and they will bring a lot of questionable tactics into the match.

Kirsten Canfield: Tasers.

Charlie Blackwell: Yes. That seems to be their M.O.   Thankfully, we’ll have ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas at ringside to keep an eye on their colleague Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol to keep the taser use down to a minimum.

Kirsten Canfield: Do you have any preference on who you want to face at the pay per view show?

Charlie Blackwell: No. I suspect that the SEC will find a way to get ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson into the match. So we’ll see who it is.

Kirsten Canfield: Thank you Charlie.

Cut back to Thunderbolt and Hall.

Thunderbolt Smith: And with that, it’s time for our main event. Kimber Marshall. Take it away!

MAIN EVENT: TEXAS STRANGERS- MVW CHAMPION CHARLIE BLACKWELL AND ‘COWBOY’ DAN BUTLER vs. ROUGH JUSTICE- D.B. RUFF AND CONNOR JUSTICE
Kimber takes it away.

Kimber Marshall: This is our main event! Introducing first…

“Country Boy Can Survive” – Hank Williams, Jr.

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler strolls out.

“As If”- Van Halen

He’s followed by the MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell who’s accompanied by ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas.

Texas Strangers
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
STR: 7.9 DEX: 6.0 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.3 END: 6.4
ALIGN: 50% Face / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Texas Lariat
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Katahajime
VALET: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

“Rough Justice”-Rolling Stones

Rough Justice
D.B. Ruff

-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 36 / HT: 6′ 4″   WT: 245 / HOME: Dawson, GA
ALIGN: 75% / STYLE: Brawling / FIN: Taser
Connor Justice
-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 265 / HOME: Abbeville, AL
ALIGN: 80% / STYLE: Brawling / FIN: Taser
MGR: Lt. Katrina Atcheson

Ruff, Justice, and Atcheson make their way to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler will have their hands full against Rough Justice.

Rick Hall: Yes they will.

What Happened?
Everything you may have heard about Rough Justice is true. Ruff and Justice showed off their penchant for using questionable tactics in the first thirty seconds of the match and momentarily took Blackwell and Butler by surprise. Lt. Atcheson tried to hit Butler with a taser but didn’t quite connect cleanly. However, it was enough to momentarly incapacitate Butler.

Blackwell cleared the ring and tried to give Butler time to recover.

Turning Point?
‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Lt. Katrina Atcheson got into a cat-fight at ringside over the taser. After several seconds of rolling around at ringside, Dallas emerged with the taser- tased Lt. Atcheson. Tased D.B. Ruff. And chased Connor Justice around the ring.

Finisher?
Butler recovered enough to throw Justice back inside the ring. Blackwell slapped on the Katahajime. And that was that.

WINNER: Texas Strangers-Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler @ 9:35 (edited down to 7:00 for TV)

Blackwell holds up his MVW title belt. Butler raises his arms in the air.

Thunderbolt Smith: Rough Justice got in a shot early but in the end, too much Charlie Blackwell and too much ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler. The Texas Strangers get the win.

Rick Hall: Credit goes to ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas. She got the taser away from Lt. Atcheson and that proved to be the pivotal moment of the match.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s going to do it for another edition of MVW Sunday Night Wrestling. I’m Thunderbolt Smith. He’s ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall. We’ll see you next week.

Advertisements
Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

6/15-MVW Kansas City, MO House Report

new-mvw-logo

Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Hale Arena
Kansas City, MO
Saturday June 15th, 2019

When word of mouth got out early Saturday afternoon that former Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team champion and brand new High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis would be appearing at the Kansas City house show last night, it spurred walk up ticket sales for the show like never seen before.

Suffice to say, the presence of a world champion from a national wrestling company produced a capacity crowd of nearly five thousand people that greeted the wrestlers for the Saturday night show.

The show featured two title matches. The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) would put their Women’s Tag Team belts on the line against five time champions Angels of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey). Heartland Champion Jack Frasier would meet ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 in a rematch of their match last weekend that ended in a no-contest.

Also on the card: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell, Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, and brand new tag team champions Corporate World, Inc.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Kansas City, MO Results:
MATCH #1-Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Backman pinned Blake with ‘Takin’ Care of Business.’

MATCH #2-Tom Smith-The World’s Most Uninteresting Man and the Couch Potato defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV and The Mononaghelian Stomper- Smith pinned the Stomper with the Dull Roar.

MATCH #3-The Midnite Rockin’ Express: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane defeated the French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- Michaels pinned LeBasterd after hitting a Superkick.

MATCH #4-‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott and SNAFU defeated Bo Bevans-Down at the Barn and Jack from State Barn Insurance- Scott submitted Jack with the American Stars and Fujiwara Armbar.

Backstage Interviewer Kirsten Canfield talks with the new MVW Tag Team Champions Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks with the ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko and his executive assistant Melissa.

MATCH #5/MILLENNIAL MARK’S MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE- Millennial Mark came out and challenged any random mannequin to a wrestling match. Rah came out (full entrance) and took him out with the ‘Eye of RAHHHHHH! (Jackknife Powerbomb).

INTERMISSION: HOW World Champion Halitosis came out and spoke to the five thousand people on hand. Also in the ring with him: ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, Dawn McGill (out of character), Rah-The Sunshine God, MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell, Kevin Scott, and backstage agents ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘Not Just Intolerable…not just unbearable…he is…’ Justin Insufferable.

MATCH #6-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy and the Hanson Sisters: Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa of the Sports Entertainment Coalition defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, Ninja Kitty, ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris- Carmondy pinned Ninja Kitty with the Mean Girl Crush.

MATCH #7-The Texas Strangers: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The Deplorables: William Daniels Bryan and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay-Blackwell submitted McAvay with the Katahajime.

MATCH #8/MVW WOMEN’S TITLE-The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey-McDermott submitted Casey with the Indian Death Lock

MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE-Jack Frasier © vs. Ultratron-5.1 goes to a double disqualification.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – MVW’s American Heartland Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 6th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 7th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN
July 19th – Louisville Gardens / Louisville, KY
July 20th – Roberts Stadium / Evansville, IN
July 21st – Carson Center / Paducah, KY

 

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

6/9-MVW Coffeyville, KS House Show Report

new-mvw-logo

Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Nellis Hall
Coffeyville, KS
Sunday June 9th, 2019

There’s got to be the morning after. The day following MVWA 91 saw Missouri Valley Wrestling travel to Coffeyville, Kansas for a Sunday night show to finish off a big weekend of minor league pro wrestling in the American Heartland.

The feature match would be for the Heartland title: Champion Jack Frasier v. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1

Missouri Valley Wrestling Coffeyville, KS Results:
MATCH #1-Ninja Kitty defeated local worker Rosalie Anderson with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeated Bobby Starr and Willie Idol when Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol tasered Starr
MATCH #3-Tom Smith-The World’s Most Uninteresting Man defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Dull Roar
MATCH #4-Stan the Appliance Man defeated Jack from State Barn with the Spin Cycle.
MATCH #5-Miley Vyrus defeated Elaine Brazier with the Hollywood Blockbuster.
MATCH #6/MILLENNIAL MARK’S MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE- Millennial Mark came out and challenged any random mannequin to a wrestling match.
MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE-Jack Frasier © vs. Ultratron-5.1 goes to a no contest.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 15th – Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 7th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 8th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

Stevens Dynasty Win Defiance Tag Team Titles

Recently seen in the corner of Lisa Barbosa-Stevens acting as her bodyguards, Bo and George Stevens recently won the Defiance Wrestling Tag Team title at last week’s Acts of Defiance pay per view show.

Stevens Dynasty vs. The Toybox ©- Tag Team Title Match / Acts of Defiance
(Courtesy of Defiance Wrestling)

The video screen shows three shadows and as they appear as George, Bo, and Cary along with The Stevens Dynasty as they show their identity the Faithful begin to shower The Stevens Dynasty with boos.

Darren Quimbey:
Being accompanied to the ring by Cary Stevens… from The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 702 pounds…they are two-thirds of the DEFIANCE WRESTLING TRIOS CHAMPIONS…..BO! AND GEORGE! THE STEEEEEEVEEEEEEENSSSS DYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAAASSSSTTTYYYYY!

Cary leads the charge as his son and nephew follow behind him as they appear on stage.

DDK:
The Stevens Dynasty are virtually winless a pay-per-views when they had opportunities at the titles.

Angus:
Shut up Keebs! I’m talking to my bookie!

The Stevens Dynasty stare towards the ring and their expression is nothing but intensity and focus as they head towards it.

The distraction by WynLyn allows Jestal to come into the match and deliver a stiff kick to the ribs of Bo causing the Texan to break the pin, but while this is going on the patriarch of The Stevens Dynasty, Cary Stevens, pulls WynLyn off of the apron and onto the floor and before WynLyn can get a word out she eats a boot from Cary.

DDK:
Remember the Alamo Superkick!

Angus:
Interference! DQ! DQ!

As Hector Navarro tries to restore order he doesn’t see Jestal breaking the pin or the Texas Size Slam from George to Jestal either.

Angus:
Jestal just got flattened flatter than a pancake Keebs! R.I.P

George pulls Bo up to his feet as he continues to hold his ribs and lets out a primal yell as he does a throat slash.

DDK:
Bo and George looking to end it here.

George and Bo lift Dandelion up.

DDK:
Texas Tornado!

Bo goes for the pin and George yells at Navarro.

ONE

 

TWO

 

THREE

Angus:
NO!

DING. DING. DING.

Navarro signals for the bell and Bo jumps up into the air yelling and screaming.

Darren Quimbey:
Your winners by pinfall…AND NEW! DEFIANCE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…..BO! AND GEORGE! THE STEEEEEEVEEEEEEENSSSS DYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAAASSSSTTTYYYYY!

Cary rolls into the ring and hands his son and nephew their respective Trios and newly won Tag championship and the duo hold their titles proudly in the air as the Faithful boo loudly.

The Stevens Dynasty (Bo, George, and Scott Stevens) also hold Defiance Wrestling’s Trio title.

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

MVWA 91 Recap

new-mvw-logo

MVWA 91 Recap
JQH Arena
Springfield, MO
Saturday June 8th, 2019

With Commentary From: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and challenger William Daniels Bryan faced off for the second consecutive month before sixty-five hundred people as Missouri Valley Wrestling returned to Springfield, Missouri last night for MVWA 91.

Blackwell versus Bryan headlined the show. But there were other big time matches on the card. Christa Carmondy of the Sports Entertainment Coalition put her MVW Women’s title on the line against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the second straight month and Corporate World Inc. challenged The Sports Entertainment Coalition for the MVW Tag Team belts- also for the second month in a row.

Also on the card: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson took on ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay in a grudge match, ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism took on rival ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott in a match with MVW Title considerations, and ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot met ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan faced each other for position in the MVW women’s division.

MATCH ONE-‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 118 / HOME: Magnolia, AR
STR: 7.8 DEX: 6.8 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 6.2 INT: 5.5 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: White Trash Compactor (Inverted Body Crunch)
VALETS: The White Trash Posse- Shayne and Jaxson

Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME: Vilbank, SK
STR: 9.3 DEX: 6.8 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 7.4 INT: 7.2 END: 7.6
ALIGN: 59% Face / STYLE: Power-Technical / FIN: Canadian Destroyer
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

Background?
This was a battle between two women feeling slighted by MVW CEO Jill Berg’s decision to redo MVWA 90’s Women’s title match between champion Christa Carmondy and challenger Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. The winner of the match would gain a leg up on the other and perhaps put her in line to get a title shot against Carmondy.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve said this before but Lani Harlot has exhibited continuous improvement in the ring throughout her MVW career. It’s tempered her instinct to brawl with her opponent at every opportunity but it’s made her a viable and potentially dangerous opponent for any of the top wrestlers in MVW.

Rick Hall: Sheline Carrigan has lacked a spark ever since she dropped the title in 2017. Coach E.J. Flack has tried to rekindle that spark and has had some limited success in doing so. If he can do that, Carrigan can become a threat to whomever wins tonight’s Women’s title match.

What Happened?
Harlot came out and tried to turn the match into a back alley scrap to offset Carrigan’s natural power and technical ability. E.J. Flack implored his wrestler to show a little passion and fight back when the Queen of the Trailer Park fought dirty.

Harlot tried to keep Carrigan off her game but utilizing every trick in her repertoire to keep her from getting settled. Flack told Carrigan to be patient thinking the longer the match wore on, Carrigan’s power would be the difference maker in the match.

Turning Point?
Harlot got careless with a wild right hand and Carrigan stepped in a planted her with a nasty spinebuster. The Canadian Cyborg spent the next two minutes suplexing Harlot all over the ring like a ragdoll being casually tossed all about.

Harlot’s White Trash Posse Shayne and Jaxson tried to intervene but Carrigan punted both men in the balls and summarily dismissed them by tossing each man through the ropes to the floor.

Finisher?
Carrigan hit the Canadian Destroyer and hooked Harlot’s legs for the academic three count.

WINNER: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan @ 12:40

Thunderbolt Smith: Much better from Carrigan.

Rick Hall: Yes. She showed some fire. She showed some passion. She got mad at Harlot and used the anger to fuel her devastating offensive attack to wipe out the Queen of the Trailer Park and get a critical win.

==

MATCH TWO- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA
ALIGN: 70% Face / STYLE: Technical / FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar

‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism
HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: 65% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Hollywood Blockbuster

Background?
The battle between two ring veterans. Scott and Chism have been through the wars against each other before. They face each other at MVWA 91 needing a win to catapult them back into title contention in an increasingly stacked MVW Title race.

Thunderbolt Smith: Both Scott and Chism need a win. Period.

Rick Hall: This one’s pretty simple. A win puts either man back into the title discussion. These two are consummate professionals and very good technical wrestlers. This is about as even of a matchup as you’re going to see.

What Happened?
Scott and Chism have been burning it up on the house show circuit and they started up again where they left off. Both show off their technical prowess with lots of early chain wrestling and reversals. Scott looked for openings to slap on his American Stars and Fujiwara Arm Bar and Chism looked to drop the Hollywood Blockbuster at the first earliest chance. Wrestling chess match. Chism held the upper hand in the early going. Scott rallied back in the latter part of the match.

Turning Point?
Scott tried to slap on the American Stars and Fujuwara Arm Bar on Chism close to the ropes. Chism grabbed the ropes with his free hand and referee Ron Martin called for a break.

Scott broke the hold. Chism popped back up and slammed Scott into the corner turnbuckle.

Finisher?
Scott staggered forward. Chism lifted him up into a vertical position and spiked him with the Hollywood Blockbuster for the win.

WINNER: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism @ 16:53

Thunderbolt Smith: Nice match. A shame someone had to lose.

Rick Hall: Kevin Scott switched off for a split second after the rope break was called for and you can’t do that against a seasoned ring veteran like Stone Chism. Stone stunned him by whipping him into the corner turnbuckle and that set up the Hollywood Blockbuster. Big…BIG win for Stone Chism- his first signature win in Missouri Valley Wrestling.

==

MATCH THREE- ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (SEC) vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay (Deplorables)

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Power / FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb
MGR: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann
MGR #2: ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum
SEC: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
VALET: Andrea, Melissa, and Charissa Hanson aka…The Hanson Sisters

‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
AGE: 38 / HT: 6’ 3” WT: 215 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX
STR: 6.0 DEX: 6.7 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 9.4 INT: 6.9 END: 7.5
ALIGN: 65% Face / STYLE: Brawler-Technical / FIN: McGill Bomb
VALETS: West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy
MGR: Bert the Janitor
DEPLORABLES: General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen

Background?
Bill Dickinson interfered and cost Ray McAvay (and his tag partner Rah) MVW’s Tag Team title. McAvay retaliated. Relations between McAvay and Dickinson went to hell when Ray cost him a shot at the MVW title. Jill Berg finally booked the match to put their brouhaha to bed once and for all.

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson’s march to the MVW title has taken a detour with his battle with Ray McAvay.

Rick Hall: Dickinson needs to put this behind him and the SEC needs to keep their hands off and let this feud end. He’s wasted way too much time diverting his attention away from the gold and I’m sure the SEC wants him to get back on the fast track to a title shot.

What Happened?
Following the elongated entrances- McAvay and the Deplorables took about five minutes to come down from their section to the ring and the SEC also took their sweet time coming out- McAvay and Dickinson began.

McAvay turned back the clock to 2016 and reminded the Missouri Valley Wrestling faithful just how good he was when he won the ICON title at High Octane Wrestling. His movement was fluid. He goaded Dickinson into wildly charging forward and flailing away into the air. McAvay gave him the wrestling lessons of wrestling lessons and frustrated the 330 Pound Southern Brawler to no end.

Turning Point?
Dickinson became completely unglued and recklessly waded in and allowed McAvay to hit counter-move after counter-move. The SEC kept thinking about running in but the Deplorables were waiting for them to make the move- they didn’t. Finally McAvay called for the Big Bertha Driver and Bert the Janitor supplied the golf club. McAvay whacked Dickinson with the club.

Finisher?
McAvay hit the McGill Bomb and hooked the leg to put Dickinson out of his misery.

WINNER: ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay @ 10:17

Aftermath?
Dickinson snapped and procured a chair to wallop McAvay over the head with. He started stomping away at him. The Deplorables flooded the ring. The SEC raced into the ring. A brawl broke that took a couple minutes to break up.

McAvay did the stretcher job after order had been restored.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bad night for ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. He’s not the undisputed king of the hill he was when he was the dominant Heartland champion.

Rick Hall: I think some of it stems from the extra pressure Dickinson’s put on himself wrestling for the SEC. When he was the Heartland champion, Dickinson didn’t have that weight hanging over his head and just wrestled. Now, it’s different.

==

MATCH FOUR-Millennial Mark’s Mannequin Challenge

Millennial Mark:
AGE: 22 / HT: 6’ 1” WT: 200 / HOME: Beachwood, OH
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Jobber / FIN: Parent’s Basement Slam
MGR: Snowflake Suzie

Background?
Millennial Mark came out and said he was tired of losing matches and not getting the proper opportunities to advance. So he challenged a mannequin to a match.

Thunderbolt Smith: What?

Rick Hall: What. The hell?

What Happened?
Well? Someone showed up with a mannequin. So a match happened.

Turning Point?
See finisher.

Finisher?
Millennial Mark powerbombed the mannequin and made the cover.

Thunderbolt Smith: I thought the sight of Millennial Mark celebrating as if he’d won the title said it all.

Rick Hall: Yeah. Next?

MATCH FIVE/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks

Sports Entertainment Coalition
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
ALIGN: 65 % Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
MGR: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann
MGR #2: ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum
VALETS: Andrea, Melissa, and Charissa Hanson aka…The Hanson Sisters

Corporate World Inc.
P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft (Standing Tornado DDT)
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa

Background?
At MVWA 90, Walstreit hit the Stock Market Plunge on Miller and went for the pinfall. The referee didn’t see the pin because he was trying the shepherd the Hanson Sisters out of the ring. ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson snuck in and walloped Walstreit. That brought Banks in who decked Miller and ended up getting Corporate World Inc. disqualified.

Jill Berg re-booked the match for MVWA 91 citing the SEC’s interference in each of the three title matches at MVWA 90.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can Corporate World, Inc. take advantage of the second chance they’ve been given to them?

Rick Hall: Banks and Walstreit have a huge chip on their shoulder and they want to take the tag team belts from the SEC bad. It will be interesting to see what Mr. McMann does if Corporate World, Inc. has the upper hand and it looks like they may win the match.

What Happened?
As in MVWA 90, a motivated Banks and Walstreit come out with purpose and take the fight to Miller and Williams. The match swings back and forth as Miller and Williams gain traction with some good double-team work.

The SEC isolate Banks for a good five minute stretch. Walstreit finally gets the hot tag and clears the ring.

Turning Point?
Like at their match at MVWA 90, Dickinson returned late to ringside and the Hanson Sisters started up with referee Brent Payson. Things became chaotic. Walstreit hit the Stock Market Plunge on Miller and hooked the legs. Payson was busy jawing with the Hanson Sisters. Dickinson started to climb into ring again to intervene but Ray McAvay’s Deplorables ran in and pulled him right back out.

Finisher?
Walstreit hit a second Stock Market Plunge on Miller. The Deplorables kept Williams and the Hansons at bay and Walstreit got the three count. New champions!

WINNER AND NEW MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Corporate World, Inc. @ 11:19

Aftermath?
McMann can’t believe what just happened.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well? Corporate World, Inc. must have made a deal with the Deplorables to help them out.

Rick Hall: You think? Good move on their part.

MATCH SIX/MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH- Christa Carmondy © (SEC) vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

Christa Carmondy (Sports Entertainment Coalition)
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
STR: 7.3 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 7.2 INT: 8.5 END: 8.1
ALIGN: 66% Heel / STYLE: All-Around-Technical / FIN: Mean Girl Crush
MGR: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann
MGR #2: ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum
VALETS: Andrea, Melissa, and Charissa Hanson aka…The Hanson Sisters

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty-Bo and George Stevens

Background?
Last month at MVWA 90, the SEC’s Christa Carmondy had an ‘off night’ and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens looked like she was on her way to becoming a two time MVW Women’s champion when she dropped Carmondy with the Toxic Sting. McMann sent The Hanson Sisters hit the ring to attack Barbosa-Stevens and the referee disqualified Carmondy.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can Lisa Barbosa-Stevens replicate what she did last month?

Rick Hall: Christa had a bad night at MVWA 90. She’s a lot better than that and we’ll see if Carmondy comes back with a better effort at MVWA 91.

What Happened?
Carmondy came out fired up. Barbosa-Stevens came out red hot. Barbosa-Stevens grounds the action. Christa tries to fight to her feet but Barbosa-Stevens keeps her on the mat. The women’s champion finally rallies and hits a series of sling blades on Barbosa-Stevens. Christa goes for the Mean Girl Crush but Barbosa-Stevens slips out the back door.

Turning Point?
The SEC’s ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, already pissed off about losing their belts earlier in the night, race out to try and attack the Stevens Dynasty. That proves to be a bad idea when Bo and George Stevens destroy them.

Finisher?
In the confusion, Barbosa-Stevens hits the Toxic Sting on Carmondy. Referee Ron Martin makes the count but the Hanson Sisters pull him out of the ring and knock him out with hockey stick shots. Barbosa-Stevens becomes irate and pulls Carmondy up a second time and hits another Toxic Sting. She flips off Christa and leaves with Tebow, Bo and George Stevens.

WINNER VIA DQ: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens @ 12:38- Christa Carmondy retains the Women’s title

Thunderbolt Smith: Well? You might as well book Barbosa-Stevens and Carmondy for the pay per view.

Rick Hall: The SEC epically failed on this one. And yeah, I see Jill Berg booking this one in a heartbeat.

==

JILL BERG COMES OUT

After the match, an angry MVW CEO Jill Berg walked out to the ring and announced that she had kicked the SEC out of the building.

Jill Berg: There will be a winner in the next match.

==

MAIN EVENT/MVW TITLE MATCH- Charlie Blackwell © vs. William Daniels Bryan

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (Texas Strangers)
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Katahajime
RINGSIDE: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas

‘The Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan (Deplorables)
-3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion
AGE: 35 / HT: 5’10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Platte, Nebraska
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 9.1 INT: 8.8 END: 9.5 (9.0-due to return from injury)
ALIGH: 80% Face / STYLE: Technical-Scientific / FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick
DEPLORABLES: General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen

Background?
At MVWA 90, The SEC, who had issues with both Blackwell and Bryan, stormed the ring late and steamrolled Blackwell. Bryan got tossed over the top rope which left Blackwell to fend off Dickinson, Miller, and Williams.

Blackwell lost the numbers game and the SEC went to try and break his leg- just like they’d done to Bryan six months before. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay from the Deplorables and Blackwell’s Texas Stranger’s running mate ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler came out to make the save. McAvay knocked Dickinson silly with a Big Bertha Driver shot to the head. Butler and Miller brawled. Blackwell and Williams brawled.

Thunderbolt Smith: This will come down to one question- is William Daniels Bryan back to full strength?

Rick Hall: Even if WDB is back one hundred percent, I think Charlie Blackwell has passed him by. Charlie is wrestling at a much higher level over the six months than he’s ever done in the past. He is in really good physical condition and I think that on a level playing field Blackwell prevails. It’s not going to be easy, but I think he wins.

What Happened?
Bryan came in much better shape than at MVWA 90 and matched Blackwell move for move. Both guys went for their finishers early and avoided each other’s submission moves. Then Blackwell and Bryan both whiffed on dropkicks and kipped back up for the respectful staredown. Blackwell probably held a slight edge in the early going as WDB still has a little ring rust to shake off. But the longer the match went on, the more Bryan settled in.

Turning Point?
Bryan’s stamina began to fail him at the twenty-three minute mark and allowed Blackwell to begin to string together moves. While the Deplorables did their best to try to keep Bryan going, Blackwell started to set up the Prairie Populist for the end.

Finisher?
After grounding Bryan in the middle of the ring, Blackwell slapped on the Katahajime and the exhausted challenger has to tap out.

WINNER AND STILL MVW CHAMPION: Charlie Blackwell @ 27:19

Thunderbolt Smith: WDB is about ninety-five percent back. The problem is, as Rick pointed out earlier, Charlie Blackwell is running at about one hundred and twenty-five percent of where he was two years ago.

Rick Hall: I thought Bryan looked much better. The match got off to a quick start and then the pace slowed from there. Blackwell and Bryan slowly ramped up the tempo to build to something better later on- but that played right into Blackwell’s hands. Bryan ran out of gas late. Blackwell is just at a different level right now and he retains the title.

Aftermath?
Post-match staredown between both men. Finally, Charlie offered a hand. Bryan paused and thought about it for nearly a minute. Then he shook Blackwell’s hand and raised the champions arm in victory.

MVWA 91 RESULTS
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay (Deplorables) defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (SEC)
Millennial Mark won the Mannequin challenge.
Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams (SEC) to win the MVW Tag Team Title.
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy (SEC) by DQ-Carmondy retains the title
MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell (Texas Strangers) defeated William Daniels Bryan (Deplorables) to retain the title.

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

6/7/19-MVW Tulsa, OK House Show Report

new-mvw-logo

Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Expo Square Pavilion
Tulsa, OK
Friday June 7th, 2019

Davisson and Casey
Angel Casey delivering the big boot of doom to Harley Davisson during the main event

The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defended the Women’s Tag Team Title against Angels of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey) to headline the final show before MVWA 91. All the participants in the big three MVWA 91 matches tonight also appeared in Tulsa.

There was a moment of silence before the show began in remembrance of the 75th Anniversary of D-Day.

MVW CEO Jill Berg walked out to the ring to start the show and Introduced the complete card for MVWA 91.

MVW TITLE MATCH:
Charlie Blackwell © vs. William Daniels Bryan

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

Missouri Valley Wrestling Tulsa, OK Results:
MATCH #1-Ninja Kitty defeated local worker Rosalie Anderson with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeated Georgia-Florida State Line: Skyler and Bryan when Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol tasered Bryan
MATCH #3-Tom Smith-The World’s Most Uninteresting Man defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with the Dull Roar

Backstage interviewer Kirsten Canfield comes out and interviews Corporate World, Inc: P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, ‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko, and Melissa about their match with the Tag Team Champions The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams.

MATCH #4-Stan the Appliance Man defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Spin Cycle.

MATCH #5-Miley Vyrus defeated Tori Thomas with the Hollywood Blockbuster.

Delaney Foster interviews the challenger in the Women’s title match- Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Barbosa-Stevens is flanked by the Stevens Dynasty: George and Bo Stevens.

MATCH #6/MILLENNIAL MARK’S MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE- Millennial Mark came out and challenged any random mannequin to a wrestling match.

Foster interviews MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell about his MVWA 91 rematch against William Daniels Bryan.

Canfield then interviews WDB in another part of the arena.

Before the Heartland #1 Contender’s match, Jill Berg came out again and made it clear that

MATCH #7/#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH HEARTLAND TITLE/FOUR WAY MATCH-Ultratron-5.1 defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler of the Texas Strangers, Average Joe, and SNAFU- Dawn McGill’s interference proves to be the difference in the match and Ultratron-5.1 pins Butler with the Disintegrator (modified F-5).

Post-match, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and the rest of the SEC come out and protest. Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy cuts a promo on her MVWA 91 opponent Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. The Tag Team Champions ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams also cut a promo on their opponents Saturday night Corporate World Inc.

McDermott and ScottCarrieanne McDermott going to work on Angel Scott.  Plus, someone’s having the best date ever.

MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE-Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott via count-out- neither Casey nor Scott could get back to the ring in time after a long, drawn out brawl outside the ring.

Post-match, The Hanson Sisters of the SEC have a staredown with the MVFC.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – Hale Arena / Kansas City, MO
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 7th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 8th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN

 

 

 

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment

6/2/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents Sunday Night Wrestling

Last Week on Missouri Valley Wrestling’s Sunday Night Wrestling:
-MVW CEO Jill Berg has a tense meeting with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann over her decision to give Lisa Barbosa-Stevens a rematch with the SEC’s Christa Carmondy for the Women’s title at MVWA 91. McMann is even more incensed when Berg books the entire show featuring three rematches from MVWA 90.
-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated Robin the Wonder Girl
-Post match, Carrigan’s manager E.J. Flack complains about Barbosa-Stevens getting ‘preferential treatment’ at Carrigan’s expense.
-Rookie backstage interviewer Delaney Foster tries to interview ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and it goes exactly as you’d expect it to go.
-‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV
-Kirsten Canfield talks with ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot- Harlot complains about Lisa Barbosa-Stevens going to ‘the head of the line’ at her expense.
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy destroyed Elaine Brazier.
-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH-Tag Team Champions The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Georgia-Florida State Line (Skyler and Bryan)

===============================

new-mvw-logo

Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday June 2nd, 2019
Taped at MVW’s House Show Last Night in Aurora, Illinois

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewers: Delaney Foster and Kirsten Canfield

===============================

Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall stand in the middle of the ring in Aurora, Illinois.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good evening everyone. Thunderbolt Smith with you here at the Thornton Gymnasium for a big night of wrestling action. With me as always is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Rick Hall: Hey everyone.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last week, Jill Berg announced the card for MVWA 91 and as you saw in the opening of the show, there was a few people who weren’t too happy about it.

Rick Hall: The SEC thing is sour grapes. But the Lani Harlots and Sheline Carrigans of the women’s division probably have some justification for feeling aggrieved by Jill’s decision to essentially re-run MVWA 90’s biggest matches again at 91.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here’s how it all went down last week.

LAST WEEK: Jill Berg Lays Down the Law

A camera crew from the Corporate Sports(entertainment) Programming Network films the meeting- CSPN is the ‘exclusive’ media company of the SEC.

McMann is not very happy.

Mr. McMann: …the Sports Entertainment Coalition, the most prestigious faction in Missouri Valley Wrestling, is outraged at this ruling of yours. How can you justify booking a rematch for Lisa Barbosa-Stevens when she’s done nothing to deserve a rematch?

Jill Berg: First off, you can be as outraged as you want. My booking decision stands. Christa Carmondy will face Lisa Barbosa-Stevens again at MVWA 91.

McMann slams his hand on her desk.

Mr. McMann: It’s not right!

Which sticks under Jill’s craw.

Jill Berg: No. I’ll tell you what’s not right. What’s not right is having not one, not two, but THREE disqualifications in THREE major title matches at MVWA 90. Every single one of them have the SEC’s fingerprints all over it…that’s not going to fly. So I’m going to tell you what I’m decided to do. I’ve booked four matches for MVWA 91.

MVW TITLE MATCH:
Charlie Blackwell © vs. William Daniels Bryan

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay

McMann does not like the booking.

Mr. McMann: That is not fair! You are screwing Bill Dickinson out of a title-

Jill Berg: No. I did not screw Bill Dickinson out of a title shot. The SEC screwed Bill Dickinson out of a title shot. The match is booked. You tell Dickinson that he’s to stay away from McAvay and I’ll inform Mr. McAvay that he’s to steer clear of Mr. Dickinson.

Berg’s eyes narrow and she makes a special emphasis on her next sentence.

Jill Berg: And if you guys pull the same *BLEEP* at MVWA 91 that you pulled at 90, then we’re going to do this all over again at the pay per view.

McMann dramatically shoots up to his feet.

Mr. McMann: This is outrageous!

Jill Berg: It’s whatever you want it to be. But it’s done.

McMann stiffens up and his hands clench.

Mr. McMann: GAH!

He turns and storms out.

Thunderbolt also adds the other two matches on the card.

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, both matches feature contenders who are desperately waiting for their chance to go after the title. Harlot and Carrigan, as we’ve noted, are not happy about having to wait for their opportunity. Chism and Scott have been more understanding about the situation. They’ve been wrestling all over the Midwest the past month and next week’s match will settle their business once and for all.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve got three matches on tonight’s show. Two of them are number one contender’s matches.

Rick Hall: That’s right, Thunderbolt. The Women’s Tag Team match is going to be a fun one. Five-time Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team Champions Angels of Death will be facing off against the Hanson Sisters with the winner getting a title shot against the Missouri Valley Fight Club. The Hansons and AoD have had repeated skirmishes over the past few weeks. Tonight, one of these two teams will be earning themselves a title shot. And then there’s the Heartland title contender’s match…a three way dance with former Heartland Champion SNAFU, ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler from the Texas Strangers, and Average Joe of Truckin’ Average Company. Winner will get a shot at the Heartland Champion Jack Frasier.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we’ll have our first match right after these messages.

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 7th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 8th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN

**************************

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, we’re back. Kimber Marshall is in the ring for our first match and we’ll go there now.

MATCH ONE-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice vs. The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd
Kimber is in the ring and ready to roll.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Our first match tonight is a one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall.

Kimber Marshall: …with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring, the team of Jobber (Joe-bare) D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd- The French Connection!

French ConnectionThe French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd

The French Connection get a lukewarm reaction from the MVW fans.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponent.

*”Rough Justice”-Rolling Stones*

Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol leads out D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice aka Rough Justice.

Rough JusticeRough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice

Rough Justice-two former police officers fired for their extreme method of law enforcement.
D.B. Ruff

AGE: 36 / HT: 6′ 4″   WT: 245 / HOME: Dawson, GA
ALIGN: 75% / STYLE: Brawling / FIN: Taser
Connor Justice
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 265 / HOME: Abbeville, AL
ALIGN: 80% / STYLE: Brawling / FIN: Taser

Ruff and Justice look menacingly over at the French Connection.

Thunderbolt Smith: This is our first look at both teams. Rough Justice is trying to get themselves into title contention.

Rick Hall: They’ll need to get past Jobber D’ Hutt and Dan LeBasterd here tonight. D’Hutt is a weird wrestler. He basically has forty-five seconds to a minute to defeat his opponent or else he runs out of gas. And LeBasterd is basically a giant gas bag.

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey Keels is your referee and the match is underway.

What Happened?
LeBasterd came out and engaged in vigorous debate with referee Davey Keels- in French, while Ruff waited in the corner. Keels couldn’t understand what he was saying. The crowd wondered what hot take LeBasterd was talking about. But no one knew because- he was speaking French.

Finally, LeBasterd tagged in D’Hutt and the match was on. D’Hutt brought the thunder and Ruff tried everything he could to stay away from him. But once the forty-five seconds was up, D’Hutt’s activity decreased dramatically and Rough Justice took control of the match.

Turning Point?
LeBasterd got into another full-blown argument with Keels. Keels spread his arms wide to signal he had no frickin’ clue what LeBasterd was arguing about. Meanwhile, Lt. Atcheson snuck in and tasered D’Hutt.

Finisher?
The taser did the job. And so does D’Hutt. Justice hooked the legs and secured the pinfall.

WINNER: Rough Justice @ 4:06

Thunderbolt Smith: Rough Justice gets the win.

Rick Hall: And Dan LeBasterd is still arguing with the referee in French. Keels has no clue what he’s talking about.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go to Delaney Foster who’s got Corporate World, Inc. with her.

CORPORATE WORLD, INC. INTERVIEW

Delaney headshot
Delaney Foster

Backstage interviewer Delaney Foster is in the ring with Corporate World, Inc. to discuss their MVWA 91 match against Tag Team champions The Sports Entertainment Coalition.

Corporate World Inc.
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.3 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft (Standing Tornado DDT)
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.1 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.2 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Stock Market Plunge

Delaney Foster: Delaney Foster here with Corporate World, Inc.-

Guyko nearly knocks the rookie interviewer out of the way and grabs the microphone from her hand.

Delaney Foster: Hey!

Gordon Guyko: You know, I was going to let you interview us to help you get a little more experience at doing this because- well, you need it, but I’ve changed my mind.  Ladies and gentlemen of Springfield, Missouri. I can’t wait to get to the JQH Arena next Saturday night to see Banks and Walstreit beat the hell out of Dave Miller and Dan Williams next week at MVWA 91.  You are going to witness- and I can’t wait to see- Banks and Walstreit prove what a colossal mistake the so called ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and the SEC made in pushing them out.

Banks and Walstreit both nod their heads.

Gordon Guyko: We’re going to put an end to the redneck revolution forced upon the tag team division by Mr. McMann and the SEC. We’re going to have champions that people can aspire to be like. And that’s P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit. Remember kiddies, greed is good. Greed is really, really good.

Guyko hands the microphone back to Delaney and the CWI bail.

A disgruntled Delaney Foster faces the camera.

Delaney Foster: Back to you Thunderbolt.

She then turns towards the exiting Guyko and the others.

Delaney Foster: *BLEEP*-holes.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: That was probably uncalled for.

Rick Hall: On both ends.

Thunderbolt Smith: Our other brand new backstage interviewer had a chance to talk with Lisa Barbosa-Stevens about her match with Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy.

LISA BARBOSA-STEVENS INTERVIEW

Canfield headshot
Kirsten Canfield

Kirsten Canfield is joined by Barbosa-Stevens and the Stevens Dynasty.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.4 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 7.8 END: 8.2
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

Bo and George flank both sides of Lisa.

Kirsten Canfield: Lisa, you pushed the tempo of the match and took the battle to Christa Carmondy. You really gave her trouble. What’s the game plan for next week? More of the same?

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Um…we’ll see. I’m more concerned about what kind of bull-*BLEEP* the SEC is going to pull to keep me from winning the match. Mr. McMann sent the cavalry in at MVWA 90 when it was apparent that Christa was going to lose.

Kirsten Canfield: So, you expect the SEC will use the Hanson Sisters at some point in the match.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: They’ll probably try to pull something. I just have to hope that Bo and George can snuff out any trouble so I can pin Christa Carmondy in the ring and win the Women’s title.

Kirsten Canfield: Okay Lisa. Thanks for your time.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, two people who aren’t happy about the rematch between Carmondy and Barbosa-Stevens at MVWA 91 are ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot and ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan. Let’s go back to last week to see what they said about the match.

REPLAY: Last Week’s Sunday Night Wrestling re: Sheline Carrigan interview

Flack climbs into the ring to join Carrigan.

E.J. Flack: I’m not one to complain…usually. But, it seems to me Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is getting preferential treatment in automatically getting a rematch with Christa Carmondy for the Women’s title at MVWA 91. But that’s okay. Sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

Flack pauses for dramatic effect.

E.J. Flack: …Narfle the Garthok! Sheline Carrigan will do whatever it takes to get back to the top. We’ll wait our turn for now. But let me be clear. Carrigan’s coming for the Women’s title…sooner or later.

REPLAY: Last Week’s Sunday Night Wrestling re: Lani Harlot interview

Canfield has the Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot with her.

Kirsten Canfield: Lani. You heard Sheline Carrigan’s comments at the beginning of the show about Jill Berg ordering a rematch between Christa Carmondy and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens at MVWA 91. How do you feel about it?

Lani Harlot: They threw us a bone. Whoop-di-*BLEEP*-ing-do. Meanwhile, Miss ‘I just walked back into MVW and get moved to the head of the line’ gets another title shot. You can dress it up as much as you want-it’s still a pig. It sucks and that’s all I’ve got to say about it.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll be back with more action right after these messages.

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 7th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 8th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN

**************************

Thunderbolt Smith: Back to the ring for our second match of the night.

MATCH TWO/#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE- Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott vs. The Hanson Sisters: Andrea and Melissa
Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the two teams for the next match.

“If You Want Blood”- AC/DC

The AoD’s iconic theme music blares and brings out the five time Missouri Valley Wrestling tag team champions.

Angels of Death
Angel Casey “Ms. Lethal Weapon”
AGE: 36 / HT: 5’ 6” WT: 115 / HOME: Portales, NM
STR: 4.5 DEX: 9.4 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 8.0 END: 7.2
ALIGN: 51% Face / STYLE: High Flyer / FIN: Angel Death Drop
Angel Scott “The Terminatrix”
AGE: 37 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 167 / HOME: Morgantown, WV
STR: 8.4 DEX: 5.2 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 7.9 INT: 6.8 END: 5.5
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Angel Death Drop

Casey and Scott pose inside the ring and await their opponents.

”SEC ESPN Network Theme Song”

The crowd boos as the Sports Entertainment Coalition come out. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann. The SEC’s Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum is next. The MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy and the Tag Team Champions ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams come out after Finebaum followed by ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson.

Kimber announces the other team.

The Hanson Sisters
Andrea Hanson
AGE: 26 / HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 160 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 8.3 DEX: 6.2 CHR: 4.5 WORK: 6.2 INT: 5.5 END: 8.1
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon
Melissa Hanson
AGE: 27 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 164 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 4.3 WORK: 6.7 INT: 5.0 END: 6.8
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon
MGR: Charissa Hanson
AGE: 24 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 152 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 7.0 DEX: 7.6 CHR: 4.0 WORK: 7.2 INT: 5.5 END: 6.0
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon

Thunderbolt Smith: This is going to be a war.

Rick Hall: The Hanson Sisters have pissed off a lot of people in the short time they’ve been here in Missouri Valley Wrestling and-

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE WE GO! THEY AREN’T WAITING FOR THE BELL!

What Happened?
Both teams immediately engaged and referee Brent Payson knew right away he was going to have his hands full. The Hanson Sisters are still green and rough around the edges. Angels of Death isn’t afraid to mix it up with any team. Payson gave both teams a little leeway when it came to starting a count when all four women were in the ring at the same time. The only time he held the line was when Charissa Hanson tried to interject herself into the match- that time, Payson made the count and forced Charissa back through the ropes.

Casey and Scott leveraged their experience to negate the Hanson girls energy and uber aggressive tactics.

The Hansons pushed the envelope with the rules. Charissa grabbed Casey’s leg as she ran the ropes and that allowed Andrea and Melissa to hit a nasty doubleteam move on her. Melissa whipped Casey towards the center of the ring where she ran right into the hockey stick being wielded by Andrea. That spins her 180 degrees right into a second hockey stick shot- this one by Melissa that opened up a nasty cut over Casey’s right eye. Andrea hit a lungblower- Melissa followed with a belly to back suplex for the pinfall. Andrea flips over and tries to pin Casey’s legs to the mat. Angel Scott made the last ditch save.

Turning Point?
The Women’s Tag Team Champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) came to ringside and became fed up with the Hansons hijinks. Davisson and McDermott walked over to where Charissa Hanson was standing on the ring apron and pulled her down to the floor. The MVFC then launched her into the steel barricade and stomped away on the third Hanson sister.

Finisher?
Distracted by the MVFC abrupt removal of their sister from the ring apron, Angel Scott took full advantage of the situation by dumping Melissa Hanson over the top rope while Angel Casey hit a hurricanrana on Andrea. Casey and Scott then put Andrea away with the Angel Death Drop for the win AND Women’s Tag Team Title shot.

WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER: Angels of Death @ 14:43 (edited to 7:30 for television)

Thunderbolt Smith: Angels of Death defeat the Hanson Sisters in a wild match and they have earned themselves a title shot against the Missouri Valley Fight Club!

Rick Hall: I’m wondering if the MVFC may come to regret helping the AoD win the match. The Hansons are still on a steep learning curve and may have been an easier team to defeat.

Thunderbolt Smith: I thought the Hansons did well here but the Angels experience paid off in the end.

Rick Hall: One person I know will not be happy with this result- Mr. McMann.

Thunderbolt Smith: And he’s in the ring now.

MR. McMANN/SEC PROMO
McMann has a microphone. He’s backed by all of the SEC.

Mr. McMann: What the hell was that? Does this mean the Missouri Valley Fight Club gets to choose their opponents?

At ringside, both Davisson and McDermott shrug.

Mr. McMann: This is not right. But in a MVW where Jill Berg basically calls a do-over and rebooks the same three title matches for a second straight MVWA show, I guess that’s standard operating procedure. Get ready for a rerun at MVWA 91 people of Springfield, Missouri.

McMann shakes his head and hands the microphone off to MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy.

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 29 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
STR: 7.3 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 7.2 INT: 8.5 END: 8.1
ALIGN: 66% Heel / STYLE: All-Around-Technical / FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Christa Carmondy: I thought the Women’s division was stronger than ever. But jeez, I heard two women whining up a storm earlier in the night and the number one contender has to hide behind two men. I don’t think I have anything to worry about. The SEC is the number one faction in Missouri Valley Wrestling and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens can’t beat me.

Christa hands the microphone off to the MVW Tag Team Champions: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams.

Sports Entertainment Coalition
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
STR: 8 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 65 % Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Southern Cross
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

Dave Miller: Corporate World, Inc. Gordon Guyko. You’re living in *BLEEP*-ing delusional world if you think we’re leaving MVWA 91 without these title belts. Your guys couldn’t get the job done when they were in the SEC. They sure as hell ain’t going to get the job done now that they’ve been kicked out of the SEC.

Dan Williams: Banks. Walstreit. You *BLEEP*’s are out of your *BLEEP*-ing element.

Behind them, Mr. McMann cringes at the language.

Dan Williams: We’re gonna send you back to your *BLEEP*-ing corporate offices with an extra special ass-kicking. *BLEEP* you!

McMann braces himself for more profanity when ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson takes the microphone.

But the ‘330 pound Southern Brawler’ just shakes his head and drops the mic on the mat.   McMann appears relieved as we go to break.

**************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
June 7th – Expo Square Pavilion / Tulsa, OK
June 8th – MVWA 91-JQH Arena / Springfield, MO
June 9th – Nellis Hall / Coffeyville, KS
June 15th – O.C. Lewis Gymnasium / Anderson, IN
June 21st – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
June 22nd – Knapp Center / Des Moines, IA
June 23rd – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
June 30th – Pay Per View Show-Indiana Farmer’s Coliseum / Indianapolis, IN
July 4th – Chisholm Trail Coliseum / Enid, OK
July 7th – Athletics-Recreation Center / Valparaiso, IN
July 8th – Allen County War Memorial Coliseum / Fort Wayne, IN

**************************

CHARLIE BLACKWELL INTERVIEW
Kirsten Canfield has the MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell with her in the ring at the Thornton Gymnasium.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Katahajime

Kirsten Canfield: Charlie, do you have any last words on your upcoming rematch next week against William Daniels Bryan?

Charlie Blackwell: Hi Kirsten. No, not really. I’m just hoping that when we get to the JQH Arena in Springfield, Missouri for MVWA 91, the SEC keeps their hands off the match so Bryan and I can have a great battle and we can settle this once and for all.

Kirsten Canfield: Two weeks ago you said you thought WDB needed a little more time to get back to one hundred percent match shape.

Charlie Blackwell: Yes I did.

Kirsten Canfield: And once he did you believed both of you would put on a match for the ages. Do you still believe that?

Charlie Blackwell: Sure.

Kirsten Canfield: Why is that?

Charlie Blackwell: Well? He’ll be one month further in his recovery- so we’ll see. Look, WDB is a professional. He’ll come out and be ready to go. I’ll come out and I’ll be ready to go. I’m not ready to drop this title belt quite yet. So we’ll see happens. I think it’ll be a hell of a match…if the SEC stays out of it.

Kirsten Canfield: Thanks Charlie.

Charlie Blackwell: Thank you.

WILLIAM DANIELS BRYAN INTERVIEW
Delaney Foster has WDB with her.

‘The Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan
-3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion
AGE: 35 / HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 9.1 INT: 8.8 END: 9.5 (8.5-due to return frm injury)
ALIGH: 80% Face / STYLE: Technical-Scientific / FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick

Delaney Foster: William Daniels Bryan. How are you feeling?

William Daniels Bryan: I’m good, Delaney. How are you?

Delaney Foster: I’m good.

William Daniels Bryan: Excellent.

Delaney Foster: Your knee is fine?

William Daniels Bryan: The knee is getting better. Seriously, yes. It’s getting close to being back to where it was before. Delaney, I’m looking forward to getting back in the ring with Charlie again. I completely agree with him that the SEC needs to keep away and let us have the match the fans want us to have.

Delaney Foster: Last question. You still don’t want to comment on Blackwell’s apology.

Bryan does ponder the question.

William Daniels Bryan: Nope.

And Bryan takes his leave.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last words from both Charlie Blackwell and William Daniels Bryan about their match next week at MVWA 91.

Rick Hall: I’ll echo what both Blackwell and Bryan said. If the SEC stays out of it, this could be a hell of a match.

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are ready for our main event.

MAIN EVENT/#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-HEARTLAND TITLE- ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler vs. SNAFU vs. Average Joe
Kimber Marshall is in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s main event is a one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall.

Kimber Marshall: …and is a number one contender’s match for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Heartland title. Introducing first…

“Country Boy Can Survive” – Hank Williams, Jr.

Texas Stranger ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler walks out and is escorted to the ring by ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas.

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
AGE: 31 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 255 / HOME: Beaumont, TX
STR: 7.9 DEX: 6.0 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.3 END: 6.4
ALIGN: 50% Face / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Texas Lariat
VALET: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas

Kimber Marshall: Wrestler number two…

“Ordinary Average Guy” – Joe Walsh

Tequila Sheila leads Average Joe to the ring.

Average Joe
AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
ALIGN: 66% Face / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Average Slam
VALET: Tequila Sheila

Kimber Marshall: And wrestler number three…

“Feel Invincible” – Skillet

Coach E.J. Flack walks out first followed by SNAFU.

SNAFU
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″  WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
STR: 5.7 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 6.9 INT: 6.3 END: 7.8
ALIGN: 80% Face / STYLE: Hardcore / FIN: Philadelphia Facebuster
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler versus Average Joe versus SNAFU. Winner gets a Heartland title shot against Jack Frasier.

Rick Hall: Both SNAFU and Butler are former MVW Heartland champions.

Thunderbolt Smith: Average Joe I believe has also held a title at some point of his career.

Rick Hall: I think you’re correct. Either way, this should be interesting.

Thunderbolt Smith: Three men enter. One man will become the number one contender for the Heartland Title. Davey Keels is the referee…

*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: …and we are under way.

What Happened?
The match started slow. Each man took his sweet time deciding to make the first move. In the end, Butler struck first with a nasty Texas Lariat and the pace picked up from there.

Turning Point?
With Butler nursing his wounds in the opposite corner, Average Joe prepared to slingshot over the top rope from the ring apron onto a downed SNAFU. Dawn McGill ran down with a Singapore cane and grabbed Average Joe’s leg with her free hand. She caused Average Joe to lose his balance and he dropped from the apron smacking his head on the edge.

ultratron 5.1

‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 then swooped in. He lifted Average Joe up and hit the Disintegrator (modified F-5) on the floor.   McGill then whacked him with the Singapore cane and busted him wide open.

Before SNAFU could react, Ultratron-5.1 pulled him out of the ring and hit another Disintegrator on the floor.

Coach E.J. Flack tried to assist. McGill turned her Singapore cane on Flack and sent him reeling into the steel barricade.

‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler tried to catch Ultratron-5.1 by surprise by climbing onto the turnbuckle and dropping a flying elbow. McGill saw him and whacked him in the forehead with the Singapore cane and busted open a gusher on Butler’s forehead.

Ultratron-5.1 then hit Butler with the Disintegrator.

McGill took the microphone from Kimber Marshall.

Dawn McGill (cold and emotionless): I must help Ultratron-5.1 take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ultratron-5.1 standing tall here. He has sent a message that he intends to take over MVW and the Heartland Title is his first objective.

Rick Hall: It helps that he has Dawn McGill under his power to help him with his nefarious plan.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can anyone stop him? Next week, it’s MVWA 91 from Springfield, Missouri. Let’s run down the card one more time.

MVWA 91 CARD

MVW TITLE MATCH:
Charlie Blackwell © vs. William Daniels Bryan

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams © vs. Corporate World, Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson of the SEC vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

 

Posted in ewrestling | Leave a comment