8/21-MVW Rankings

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
MVW Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (Texas Two-Steppers)

#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (Southern Boys)
Contenders

William Daniels Bryan
Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company)
J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
Marshall Laww (Rough Justice)
Khourtney Kardoucheian (Kardoucheian Empire)

Women’s Champion: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
#1 Contender:
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
Contenders

Christa Carmondy
‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
Shizuko Yamazaki
Yosemite Samantha
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Tag Team Champions: Corporate World Inc. (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)
#1 Contender:
The Southern Boys-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Contenders
The Kings of Old School: Bobby Ricky Michaels and Marty Gibson-Lane
Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan
Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice
Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny
The Kardoucheian Empire: Ken and Koley Kardoucheian

Women’s Tag Team Champions: Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey
#1 Contender:
The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott)
Contenders
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor
The Hanson Sisters: Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa
The McGill Sisters: Victoria and Regina
People’s Front of Berea (KY): Kellyanne Morris and Bailey Foster
‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris

Heartland Champion: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
#1 Contender:
Jack Fraiser
Contenders
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler (Texas Two-Steppers)
Rah- The Sunshine God
Stan the Appliance Man (Truckin’ Average Company)
Stan (Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja)
Tom Smith ‘The Most Uninteresting Man in the World’

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8/19-MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): Last week on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland and the beginning of the Ray McAvay era, McAvay presented his vision for the future Missouri Valley Wrestling…

(REPLAY: Ray McAvay Last Week)

Ray McAvay: …and then accepted the job. So this is how it’s going to work. I will focus on the wrestling end. You’ve already seen an influx of new talent in the past couple weeks- J.J. Bittinger is one who just debuted here earlier in the night. Laura’s going to handle the business end. As you’ve probably heard, Laura and I just dotted the ‘I’ and crossed the ‘T’ on the deal with HOTv. So everyone stand up and wave to the folks at HOTv.

And that’s what they do.

McAvay stops in the middle of the ring again.

Ray McAvay: The goal of what we are trying to do is simple- we want more people to see what the people back there…

McAvay points to the dressing room in the back.

Ray McAvay: …are doing out here because I think they’re doing one hell of a good job. Right?

The crowd stand up and cheer.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): The MVW Tag Team title is on the line tonight and it’s going to be a good one. The Southern Boys held the tag belts while a part of the dearly departed Sports Entertainment Coalition before losing to the current champions- Corporate World, Inc. Now, they get a chance at redemption, bolstered by the addition of a former Deplorable General DeBauchery – who’s probably still deplorable, but I digress.

(REPLAY: Southern Boys’ Promo Last Week)

The Southern Boys: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams and the newcomer to the group- General DeBauchery guzzle down beers and peel off the labels.

General DeBauchery: August 17th. The date of when the Southern Boys will win back the MVW Tag Team title. They didn’t bring General DeBauchery in to strategize. These boys know exactly what they’re doing out there. They brought me in to talk for them because they’re tired of talking and, besides, they’d would rather kick some ass out there and drink some beer in here.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): But, don’t expect Corporate World, Inc. to surrender their titles too easily…

(REPLAY: Corporate World, Inc. Promo Last Week)

‘The King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko’s voice booms over the loudspeaker. “Greed. Greed is good. Greed is…really, really good.”

Gordon Guyko: Well well well. The Southern hicks are back and we’ll get to see them this Sunday at the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana. Here’s the thing guys. I didn’t get Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ and P.M.C. Banks out of their doldrums, back up the rankings, and win the title back from you to go to Terre Haute, Indiana and let a couple of inbred rednecks take our title. The last time they wrestled the Southern Boys, Corporate World Inc. put an end to the Sports Entertainment Coalition. This time, we’ll see if the egos of the Southern Boys are as fragile as the egos of Mr. McMann and Mark Splitter were.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): Who will survive? We’ll find out later on tonight on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv!

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland
Monday August 19th, 2019
Taped at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kirsten Canfield

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Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show behind the official MVW broadcast desk at ringside with the three hundred people inside the MVW Television Studios cheering in the background.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good evening everyone and welcome to MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv- bringing minor league pro wrestling to the American Heartland. I am Thunderbolt Smith.

Thunderbolt points to himself.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Thunderbolt points to Hall next to him.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: After two special ninety minute shows, tonight we are back to sixty minutes and we’ve got a full episode for you tonight. Last week, we saw the return of the Kardoucheian Empire, the debut of ‘The Bear’- J.J. Bittinger, twenty-one year old Japanese wunderkind Shizuko Yamazaki pick up another win, and the Kings of Old School barely escape with a win over the Georgia-Florida State Boundary thanks to a little chicanery on the part of one Jackson C. Horne.

(REPLAY: Kings of Old School vs. Georgia-Florida State Boundary Last Week)

Skyler pulls Gibson-Lane up. He whips him to the ropes and sets for his finisher- The Grand Ole Opry Cutter. Gibson-Lane catches his boot on the return – spins Skyler 180 degrees – and pushes him towards Horne.

*BONK*

Thunderbolt Smith: HORNE HIT HIM WITH THE CORNET!

Skyler staggers back and turns and faces Gibson-Lane.

*GREEN MIST*

Thunderbolt Smith: GREEN MIST!

Skyler’s blinded. Gibson-Lane rolls him up.

Thunderbolt Smith: THEY’RE GOING TO STEAL THIS!

Keels with the count.

One…

Two…

THREE…

*DING-DING-DING*

Rick Hall: Great match. The Kings of Old School had to use every bit of their experience to slip by the newcomers from the corporate country world last week.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve got video from the rematch of MVWA 92’s Women’s Tag Team title match where this past Friday night in Effingham, Illinois.  Six-Time MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death defended the title against the former champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club.   At MVWA 92 two weeks ago, the AoD did what many people thought they couldn’t do any more when they Angels of Death regained the MVW Women’s Tag Team title.  Could the MVFC win back the title at their first opportunity? Let’s see…

(REPLAY: Missouri Valley Fight Club © vs. Angels of Death – Two Weeks Ago at MVWA 92)

Davisson launches herself forward. Scott back kicks McDermott and drops to a sitting position. Scott also pulls the top rope down with her. Davisson flies over the top rope and makes contact with McDermott before she makes a very hard landing on the floor.   Martin signifies a tag’s been made and McDermott is told to come into the ring.

Davisson lies on her back on the floor- dazed and completely out of it.

Scott hiptosses McDermott over the top rope into the ring. She climbs back in- pulls McDermott up- and whips her across the ring into the ropes. Casey gets in position on the top rope. Scott lifts McDermott- Casey takes her behind the neck and drives her to the mat- ANGEL DEATH DROP!

Scott makes the cover.

One.

Two.

THREE- NEW CHAMPIONS! Martin calls for the bell and into the ring comes Kimber Marshall to make it all neat and tidy.

Martin hands the title belts to Scott and Casey. Both women fall to their knees- exhausted after a hard hitting, bruising match with the former champions.

Rick Hall: The first match was epic. Hopefully the second match will be just as exciting.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also tonight, The Sunshine God Rah will be here and the roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande! Yosemite Samantha is also in action tonight. The action starts right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Let’s go right to the ring to Kimber Marshall for our first match of the night.

MATCH ONE: Rah vs. Bobby Starr
Kimber Marshall introduces Bobby Starr who’s already in the ring. Starr raises his arms.

Kimber Marshall: And his oppon-

Kimber is interrupted by a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie who’s just climbed into the ring.  He elbows her out of the way and gestures for Kimber to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.

Announcer Guy: Hit it!

Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound blares and the announcer guy raises the microphone to his mouth.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 33 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

He pauses and looks out at the crowd as the lights turn off.  A small spotlight illuminates the ramp where the BeachBronze Suntan Bikini Girls are standing.

The bikini girls pose on the ramp.  Then two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason it’s eighty degrees outside and not minus four hundred and fifty-nine point six seven…and the reason Brian Wilson wrote all those great songs…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

Rah’s friend and middle-aged folk singer Happy Mango follows strumming a guitar along with the omnipresent Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy.

Announcer Guy: …RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and prepares to climb into the ring.

Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy.

Rah!: The Sunshine God
Motivational speaker by day.  Pseudo inspirational deity complete with eclectic entourage by night.
AGE: 36 / HT: 6’ 8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA
STR: 8.8 DEX: 4.0 CHR: 9.2 WORK: 5.2 INT: 5.8 END: 5.8
ALIGN: 80% Face / STYLE: Power / FIN: Eye of RAHHHHHHH!
Rah’s Followers: Happy Mango, Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, The BronzeBeach Suntan Bikini Girls

Thunderbolt Smith: Rah in singles action tonight on Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

Rick Hall: He’s always a crowd favorite Thunderbolt and the three hundred people here in the studio are on their feet.

Thunderbolt Smith: Brent Payson is the referee and we are under way.

What Happened?
Starr runs right into a big boot. Rah lifts him up, puts him over his shoulder, and throws him face first into the turnbuckle.

Thunderbolt Smith: Rah with the Sunspot and Starr’s already in big trouble.

Rick Hall: Rah’s on focus tonight.

Starr staggers out of the ring and tries to collect himself.

Turning Point?
Starr tries to fight back with right hands. Rah shrugs it off and grabs Starr by the neck. Lift.  Slam!

Thunderbolt Smith: Solstice Slam!

Rick Hall: That one rocked the ring Thunderbolt!

Finisher
Rah looks at the faithful and signals it time to sacrifice Starr for the Temple of the Sunshine God. He places Starr’s head between his legs and looks towards the heavens of the MVW Television studio with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of his followers.

Rah picks up Starr before throwing him back down onto the canvas.

Thunderbolt Smith: EYE OF RAHHHHHH!

Rick Hall: And that should be all for Mr. Starr.

Payson with the count.

One…

Two…

THREE…Payson calls for the bell.   Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

WINNER: Rah @ 1:30

Thunderbolt Smith: So Rah gets the easy win tonight over Bobby Starr.

Rick Hall: Again, Rah’s entrance is longer than the actual match.

Thunderbolt Smith: Unfortunately, that’s true.

Rick Hall: Now that Ray McAvay is now the CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling and Halitosis is wrestling up at High Octane Wrestling, Rah is back being a singles wrestler again.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s right. Kirsten Canfield is backstage with the challengers for the MVW Tag Team title. Kirsten?

BACKSTAGE
Kirsten Canfield stands in front of a Missouri Valley Wrestling banner hanging up on the wall.

Kirsten Canfield: Thanks Thunderbolt. With me now are the Southern Boys.

‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and General DeBauchery step into the frame while ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson stands behind them. All four have beer in hand.

Kirsten Canfield: Gentlemen. Tonight ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams get their first shot at trying to reclaim the Tag Team title-

General DeBauchery – who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously – steps forward and interrupts Kristen.

General DeBauchery: Kirsten. You probably heard not only are we in the take no prisoner-takin’ business like usual wrasslers; we in the killin’ brewskis business…

General DeBauchery takes a bottle of beer and chugs it down. Then he peels the label off the bottle.

General DeBauchery: Two, there’s no reclaiming anything. The Southern Boys do not reclaim. The Southern Boys take what is theirs.

Miller pulls off a label from his bottle of beer and places it in General DeBauchery’s hand.

General DeBauchery: Tonight, the corporate geeks are about to get their ‘come to Jesus’ moment.

Miller, Williams, and Dickinson all nod in agreement.

General DeBauchery: And when we win back the titles, I’ll be collecting a lot more of these here labels.

Kirsten Canfield: Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. Friday night at the house show in Effingham, Illinois, the rematch went down as Angels of Death defended their Women’s Tag Team title against the Missouri Valley Fight Club. Let’s see how the match went.

(REPLAY: Angels of Death © vs. The Missouri Valley Fight Club- Women’s Tag Team Title Match
August 16th– Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL)

Angels of Death
Angel Casey “Ms. Lethal Weapon”
AGE: 36 / HT: 5’ 6” WT: 115 / HOME: Portales, NM
STR: 4.5 DEX: 9.4 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 8.0 END: 7.2
ALIGN: 51% Face / STYLE: High Flyer / FIN: Angel Death Drop
Angel Scott “The Terminatrix”
AGE: 37 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 167 / HOME: Morgantown, WV
STR: 8.4 DEX: 5.2 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 7.9 INT: 6.8 END: 5.5
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Angel Death Drop

Missouri Valley Fight Club
Carrieanne McDermott
AGE: 32 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 138 / HOME: Glasgow, Scotland
STR: 5.8 DEX: 7.8 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.2 INT: 7.2 END: 7.5
ALIGN: 60% Face / STYLE: Technical / FIN: Glasgow Kiss or Indian Death Lock
Harley Davisson
AGE: 33 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 129 / HOME: Omaha, NE
STR: 8.0 DEX: 5.8 CHR: 4.0 WORK: 9.2 INT: 5.8 END: 6.0
ALIGN: 60% Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Kick Start

Highlights

-Davisson attacks Casey before the bell and beats her down.

-McDermott grounds the action against Scott. She uses knee strikes and Sunset Flips Scott for a two count. Scott slams McDermott to the buckles, but McDermott fires back with elbows and arm drags.

-Casey hits shotgun dropkick on McDermott. She follows with a running bulldog and gets a two count.

-Davisson brawls with Scott. Scott nails her with a right. Davisson fires back but Scott tries to decapitate her with a clothesline for a two count.

Thunderbolt Smith: So The Missouri Valley Fight Club came out swinging before and after the bell before the match settled down and swung went back and forth.

Rick Hall: Yes it did. Two very evenly matched opponents throwing caution to the wind and everything in their arsenal at each other.

Thunderbolt Smith: And then this happened…

The People’s Front of Berea (KY)
Kellyanne Morris
AGE: 27 / HT: 5’ 9” WT: 165 / HOME: Berea, KY / FIN: Kentucky Headcrusher

Bailey Foster
AGE: 26 / HT: 5’ 8” WT: 135 / HOME: Berea, KY / FIN: Kentucky Fried Crossface Chickenwing

THEME MUSIC: “Dumas Walker”- Kentucky Headhunters

-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) hit the ring and attack the Missouri Valley Fight Club. Morris takes down Harley Davisson while the Foster focuses on Carrieanne McDermott.

-Morris lifts a beaten down Davisson into the air and hits her Kentucky Headcrusher finisher.

-Foster sets McDermott up for the Kentucky Fried Crossface Chickenwing. She slaps on the submission hold and yanks hard enough to make McDermott’s face turn bright red.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: After that, the Hanson Sisters hit the ring and went after the Women’s Tag Team Champion Angels of Death and the show ended in chaos. But getting back to the former Kentucky Deerhunters now People’s Front of Berea (KY), I have to wonder why they returned and what their beef is with Davisson and McDermott?

Rick Hall: Well Thunderbolt, I’m wondering that too. We’re going to find out soon enough- right after this break.

Thunderbolt Smith: Back with more right after this.

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HOW

HOW Presents – The Return of Friday Night Chaos
LIVE! Friday, August 30th, 2019
From the Yuengling Arena in Atlanta, Georgia

MAIN EVENT-ICON TITLE MATCH
Doozer vs. Cecilworth Farthington©

LSD Title Match
Scottywood vs. MJ Flair©

Triple Threat Stable Match
Hollywood, Savage and Crash Rodriguez vs. Jiles and Dean vs. Ground Zero

Tag Team Match
The Benchwarmers Scott Stevens and Jonny O’Dell vs. Dan Ryan and Eric Dane

Singles Match
High Flyer vs. MAXKAEL JR.

Singles Match
Black Mamba vs. The Incredible One

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We are back and it’s right to the ring for our next match.

MATCH TWO: Yosemite Samantha vs. Tori Thomas
Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and we’re off.

Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 8.9 INT: 7.8 END: 7.5
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Hardcore / FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s the red-haired, red dressed Yosemite Samantha and she’s on the trail of gold- the Women’s Title.

Rick Hall: She is and she’s made no bones about what she’ll do and what lengths she’ll go to get that title.

What Happened?
True to form, Yosemite Samantha attacks at the bell. She lays in strikes and whips Thomas to the ropes- back body drop. YS follows with a back breaker and an enziguri. Cover…1…2…Thomas kicks out. Yosemite Samantha throws Thomas out of the ring and goes to the floor. She hits a hurricanrana on the floor and sets Thomas up on a chair.   But Thomas fights back and cuts off any attempt at the cannonball. Martin starts a count and both women end up back in the ring.

Yosemite Samantha follows with chops, elbows. Arm drag take down brings Thomas to the floor. YS quickly transitions to a Cobra Clutch. Martin asks Thomas if she quits but she’s close enough to the ropes to grab them and gain the immediate break.

Turning Point?
Back outside the ring, Yosemite Samantha slams Thomas into the barricade. Then she uncorks a sliding sunset bomb to the barricade and that pretty much KO’s Thomas.

Finisher
Thomas is bundled into one corner of the ring. YS travels all the way around and Cannonballs her in the corner. Yosemite Samantha drags her to the middle of the ring. Hook of the legs. Martin counts.

One…

Two…

THREE! Martin calls for the bell and Kimber Marshall comes in to make the official pronouncement.

WINNER: Yosemite Samantha @ 1:54

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha with the win here on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

Rick Hall: She looks like she’s right back in the groove Thunderbolt. Yosemite Samantha did not give Tori Thomas one opportunity to get into the match and leaves with the dominating win.

HOUSE SHOW REVIEW
Kirsten Canfield sits behind the desk (think news desk)

Kirsten Canfield: Hi everybody. Kirsten Canfield here with your MVW House Show review. The top story this weekend ironically enough is this:

(REPLAY: Terre Haute, Indiana House Show-Following The Hanson Sisters v. Tessa Martin & The McGill Family Six Woman Tag Match)

-Yosemite Samantha comes down to celebrate with the Hansons after their win. She gets on the microphone and dares any female to come down to the ring and challenge her to a match.

Kirsten Canfield: Who do you think answered the call?

-The crowd explodes when Shizuko Yamazaki walks out. Yosemite Samantha’s jaw drops.

Kirsten Canfield: Suffice to say, Yosemite Samantha wasn’t expecting Shizuko Yamazaki to be the one who answered her call.

–Yamazaki and Yosemite Samantha brawl in the ring and the Japanese youngster gets the upper hand. Then the Hanson Sisters hit the ring and attacked. Yamazaki beat back Andrea and Charissa but Melissa smacked her in the back of the head with a hockey stick and that was all.

Kirsten Canfield: Referee Brent Payson disqualified Yosemite Samantha giving the young twenty-one year old Yamazaki her biggest victory yet in Missouri Valley Wrestling. Also this past weekend, we saw debuts by Marshall Laww and Captain Jack Darrow plus the return of former Kentucky Deerhunters women’s tag team now called the People’s Front of Berea (KY). Both Laww and Captain Jack won both of their matches this weekend but the People’s Front of Berea found themselves in a buzzsaw after they attacked the Women’s Tag Champions Angels of Death Friday night and the AoD wanted a little payback. They’d get it Saturday night after the PFB defeated Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis in a tag match.

(REPLAY: Terre Haute, IN following People’s Front of Berea (KY) Match)

Referee Corrina Romanov raises the arms of both Morris and Foster following their win. Then they get decked from behind by Angel Scott and Angel Casey aka Angels of Death aka SIX Time Tag Team champions.

Following the prefunctionary beat down, Morris gets whipped into the ropes. Scott lifts. Casey comes off the top rope and Morris eats an Angel Death Drop. Then Foster gets the same treatment. Whip to the ropes. Scott lifts. Casey off the top rope. Angel Death Drop.

The champions leave both Morris and Foster motionless on the mat and leave.

Kirsten Canfield: That’s all for now. I’m Kirsten Canfield. Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk- at ringside at the Hulman Arena in Terre Haute, Indiana.

Thunderbolt Smith: Thanks Kirsten. We are here at ringside at the Hulman Arena. Rick, tonight we’re going to find out just how Corporate World, Inc. handles the pressure of being the MVW Tag Team champions.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, this is a team that had major issues when they were a part of Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Coalition. The King of Greed- Gordon Guyko- rescued Walstreit and Banks from the scrap heap and now here they are tonight- defending the tag team belts against probably one of the toughest tag teams you’re going to find. Corporate World, Inc. is going to have their hands full tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: Indeed they will. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall who’ll introduce both men in this match.

MAIN EVENT/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Corporate World, Inc: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks © vs. The Southern Boys: ‘Dastardly Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
Kimber Marshall is in the ring and ready to go.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight’s main event will be one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …and it will be for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team Titles!

She pauses for the roar of the crowd to subside.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first, the challengers and former MVW Tag Team Champions…

General DeBauchery- who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously, walks out first.

“Everlong” – Foo Fighters

The Southern Boys
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
STR: 8 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 65 % Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Southern Cross

Miller walks out next.

“Screw You, We’re From Texas”- Ray Wylie Hubbard

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 5” WT: 252 / HOME: Wimberley, TX
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

Williams joins them followed by ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen- THE SOUTHERN BOYS!

Everyone fist bumps and then head towards the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents are the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

“Greed. Greed is good. Greed is…really, really good,” Gordon Guyko’s voice bellows over the loudspeakers.

Kimber Marshall: Led to the ring by the ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko! Weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and sixty pounds. Please welcome the team of P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit…CORPORATE WORLD INC!

Corporate World Inc.
P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.3 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft (Standing Tornado DDT)
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘
Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’
AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.1 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.2 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Stock Market Plunge

The ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko and his Executive Assistant Melissa leads P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit out to the stage and down to the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Corporate World, Inc. versus The Southern Boys NEXT!

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Corporate World Inc. v. The Southern Boys (Continued)
Joined in progress…

3rd MINUTE
…Banks and Williams lock up. They work into counters and slips into slick escapes. Williams tries to ground the action…

Thunderbolt Smith: We’re back and action is underway. Both teams came out a little cautious but things are starting to heat up a bit.

Rick Hall: Title match. Hot crowd. Here we go.

4th MINUTE
Banks and Williams shove each other. That brings Walstreit and Miller in for a standoff. Referee Davey Keels orders the non-legal men out. Eventually, Walstreit and Miller comply.

Miller tags in and Banks attacks. Banks hits an armdrag take down and dropkick. Cover…1…2…Miller kicks out. Walstreit tags in.   He slaps Miller. Miller decks Walstreit. Walstreit tries to take a powder. Miller follows with chops and hits his own arm drag. Walstreit fires back.   Miller hits a superkick and covers. 1…2…Walstreit kicks out. Miller looks for the Southern Cross – Walstreit slips out the back door and goes for a shock roll up.

5th MINUTE
1…2…Miller kicks out. Walstreit scoop slams Miller and hooks the leg again…1…2…NO! Miller kicks out and rakes the eyes.

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller takes the shortcut to alleviate the pressure.

Rick Hall: Well, that’s why they call him Dastardly.

Thunderbolt Smith: Touché.

‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams tags in. Williams with a right. Another right. And another.   Williams whips Walstreit across the ring. Back body drop…yes. WIlliams works Walstreit over with kicks, and then pulls Walstreit back up. Miller joins in for double teams- he’s on the top rope. Williams lifts Walstreit up- belly to belly suplex? Nope.

6th MINUTE
Miller launches himself from the top rope – lands on Walstreit’s shoulders – and drives him down to the floor with help from Williams.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yow!   The Southern Boys showing a little creativity there.

Rick Hall: But will it be enough?

Williams hooks the legs. Davey Keels is in position. 1…2…

Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Kirk Walstreit kicks out!

Williams stays with it. He boots Walstreit in the belly – turns him over – slaps on the Cobra Clutch.

Rick Hall: Williams is going to wring the energy out of Walstreit and wear him out.

Keels asks Walstreit if he wants to quit. Walstreit spits back ‘*BLEEP* no!’

7th MINUTE
Williams bends Walstreit some more. Walstreit nearly escapes though but Williams lands a clubbing right and puts him right back in the Cobra Clutch.

Thunderbolt Smith: Walstreit could be in big trouble. Williams has that hold on tight.

Banks urges Walstreit on. He feigns stepping into the ring but Keels is right there to put a stop to it. Guyko looks concerned on the outside.

General DeBauchery up on the ring apron for the Southern Boys. He’s shouting encouragement to Williams in between drinking a Budweiser beer.

8th MINUTE
Banks turns to the crowd and gets them to clap their hands. Walstreit shows signs of life. Williams drives his knee into Walstreit’s back to settle him back down. But Walstreit manages to move Williams closer to the ropes…and closer…and closer…

Miller tries to climb through the ropes. Keels sees and stops it. Banks takes advantage by slingshotting himself over the top rope and hitting a missile dropkick to Williams. Keels turns and sees Banks. Banks quickly exits. Miller darts in from behind and starts laying the boots to Walstreit’s back.

9th MINUTE
Gordon Guyko jumps on the ring apron and shouts at the referee. Keels turns and sees Miller and sends him out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey has his hands full now. Tensions are escalating.

Rick Hall: Both teams are looking for that little extra edge to lead them to victory Thunderbolt. And Walstreit’s got to tag out.

Walstreit crawls towards his corner. Williams gathers himself and tries to get back to his feet to stop him. Walstreit closer. Williams up and gaining… *SLAP* Hot tag to Banks and here he comes.

Right to Williams.

Right to Miller who’s back in the ring.

Right to Williams.

Right to Miller sending him reeling through the ropes and to the floor.

Right to Williams. Banks goes to whip him into the ropes – Williams reverses and sends Banks instead – *WHAP*

Thunderbolt Smith: OH!

10th MINUTE
Banks staggers back, his face now a bleeding profusely.

Thunderbolt Smith: General DeBauchery just piefaced Banks with a beer bottle!

Rick Hall: That beer bottle cut him Thunderbolt. His face is now a bloody mess.

Keels calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: Are they stopping the match?

General DeBauchery confronts Keels as he goes over to Kimber Marshall to deliver his final verdict on the match. Guyko runs around the ring to also get in Keels’ face.

Rick Hall: It’s got to be a disqualification. General DeBauchery deliberately hit Banks with the beer bottle.

Hall ends up being correct. Kimber Marshall delivers the news.

Kimber Marshall: Referee Davey Keels has disqualified

Immediately, the Southern Boys erupt.

Kimber Marshall: …the Southern Boys for outside interference. The winners of this match at ten minutes and twenty-four minutes – and STILL THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-

The crowd also erupts.

Kimber Marshall: CORPORATE WORLD, INCORPORATED!

Thunderbolt Smith: Wow!

Rick Hall: That was about as blatant of a case of outside interference as you’re going to get. The Southern Boys got caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

Banks and Walstreit have their arms raised by Keels.

Infuriated by the decision, Miller, Williams, and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson attack all three from behind.

Thunderbolt Smith: Here we go!

Dickinson power bombs Referee Keels.

Rick Hall: Power bombing Davey Keels is going to cost them.

Miller and Williams stomp the proverbial mudhole into the tag team champions.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yeah, I don’t think they care much about the consequences at the moment.

Miller spikes Walstreit with the Southern Cross. Williams locks in the Devil’s Triangle on Banks- who continues to bleed profusely from the cut.

On the floor, General DeBauchery stands over Gordon Guyko with a broken beer bottle in his hand. Guyko’s face is bloody now as well.

A roar comes from the crowd.

Thunderbolt Smith: Incoming!

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.5 END: 7.4
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: All-around / FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
STR: 7.6 DEX: 5.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.0 END: 7.4
ALIGN: 52% Heel / STYLE: All-around / FIN: Gut Check
Manager: Jackson C. Horne
With: The Foul Pole

Michaels, Gibson-Lane, and The Foul Pole charge towards the ring with Horne leading the way.

Rick Hall: These two teams have been at each other’s throats for the past two months!

Dickinson tries to head them off. The Foul Pole winds up with his right hand and throws it towards Dickinson’s stomach- except his fist misses the target- badly – and blasts him in the balls. Dickinson lets out a gasp – holds himself – drops to a knee – and topples over.

Michaels and Gibson meet Miller and Williams at the edge of the ring and it’s on- a wild mess of arms flailing back and forth.

Rick Hall: Check that, these two teams just want to kill each other.

Thunderbolt Smith: That’s all the time we’ve got for this week! We’ll be back next Monday night for another edition of MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland on HOTv!

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8/18-MVW Martinsville, IN House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Martinsville High School Gym
Martinsville, IN
Sunday August 18th, 2019

The final show of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s weekend swing stopped off south of Indianapolis in Martinsville, Indiana for a Sunday night show.

Headlining the evening program would be the Heartland Title match- a rematch between the new champion ‘‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 and the former champion Jack Fraiser. MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell was also on the card.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Martinsville, IN Results:
MATCH #1/SIX MAN TAG MATCH-Trucking’ Average Company (Ken Worth-American Trucker/Stan the Appliance Man/Brad Company) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank/Tiny/Stan)- Worth pinned Stan with the Jake Brake @ 11:26
Fun, action packed opener

MATCH #2-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Morris pinned Blake with the Kentucky Headcrusher @7:22
-Morris and Foster finish the weekend on a high note, until…

Post-match, The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) again attack the People’s Front of Berea in retaliation for what went down at the Effingham house show. This time, the PFB fight back and this time it’s a stalemate.

Before the third match, Khris Kardoucheian- the patriarch of the Kardoucheian Empire- comes out and demands respect. Does he get it from the folks at Martinsville, Indiana?

Nope.

MATCH #3-The Kardoucheian Empire: (Ken/Koley/Khourtney) defeated Captain Jack Darrow/Marshall Laww/The Order Taker- Ken pinned the Order Taker with the Hollywood Blockbuster @ 15:54.
The Kardouchieans pick up the win but Captain Jack, Laww, and even the Order Taker gave them fits throughout.

Post-match, Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff/Connor Justice- two former police officers fired from the jobs for their extreme brand of justice) hit the ring with Lt. Katrina Atcheson of the Kansas Highway Patrol and attack the Kardoucheians. Laww joins in.

Afterwards, Ruff and Justice offer Laww a spot in Rough Justice- he accepts.

MATCH #4/SIX WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH-Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor) and Adrienne Banks defeated ‘By the Book’ Tiana Walker/Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell/Miley Vyrus- Backman pinned Littell with the Takin’ Care of Business @ 16:12
Another fun tag match with BTP shining throughout the match.

Jack Fraiser comes out with this Oootlander Blaire Rendell. Rendell’s on crutches. Fraiser’s still pissed off over what Delaney Foster did to Rendell (blew out her knee while Figure Four-ing her on a steel barricade). Fraiser says when Rendell gets well again she’s going to knock her stupid with a chair. Fraiser wants to know why ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 has been calling out the entire locker room. He already knows the answer, but tonight he wants the best and most aggressive so when Fraiser regains the title- it will hurt Ultratron-5.1 even more.

MATCH #5-The Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa) defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and The McGill Family (Victoria McGill and Regina McGill)- Andrea pinned Regina McGill after Charissa whapped her with a hockey stick @ 11:57
fun six woman tag match where the Hansons get a little payback for their DQ loss the night before. Charissa snuck in a hockey stick shot to Regina at the end to give the Hansons the win.

Post-match, Yosemite Samantha came down to celebrate with the Hansons. She got on the microphone and dared any female to come down and challenge her to a match. Who answers the call?

The crowd explodes when Shizuko Yamazaki walks out.

MATCH #6-J.J. Bittinger defeated Jack from State Barn Insurance with the Bear Hug @ 4:31
Bittinger dominated Jack throughout the match.

MATCH #7-Rah- the Sunshine God defeated Tom Smith ‘The World’s Most Uninteresting Man’ with the Eye of RAHHHH! @ 6:53
-Rah now sets his eyes on the Heartland title and gets off to a good start with a win over Smith.

Post-match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 comes out with his valet Delaney Foster and is offended again that Rah’s entourage bows down to him. Foster dutifully bows down to the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ Ultratron-5.1 states that Rah and every ‘maggot’ on the roster come out and will bow down to his brilliance. He also adds that later on tonight, Jack Fraiser will learn the hard way the consequences of not doing so.

MATCH #8-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell/’Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt/Obnoxious French Talk Show Host Dan LeBasterd- Butler pinned LeBasterd with the Texas Lariat @ 4:51
Blackwell and Butler have little trouble with the French Connection.

A video montage played showing the run up to tonight’s Heartland Title Match.

MAIN EVENT/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Jack Fraiser defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine‘ Ultratron-5.1 © via DQ @ 24:41
For much of this match, both men traded offensive moves and counters. Fraiser made clear early on that it was going to take an army to put him down and ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ threw everything he had at him. Then things went off the rails late in the match.

Frustrated that he couldn’t put Fraiser away, Ultratron-5.1 started to blatantly choke out Fraiser in an attempt to get disqualified. Rendell hopped into the ring and smacked Ultratron-5.1 in the back with her steel crutch. Ultratron 5.1 then grabbed Rendell and hit the Disintegrator (modified F-5) on her and went back to choking out Fraiser. Referee Davey Keels finally had enough and DQ’d Ultratron-5.1 but the Heartland Champion refused to break the chokehold.

That brought Rah down to the ring. Delaney Foster tried to get in his way to stop him- she received a Solstice Slam for her efforts. Rah hit the ring – ducked under Ultratron-5.1’s wild right hand – grabbed him and blew him up with the Eye of RAHHHHH!

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO

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MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Moves to Mondays

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Quick and dirty press release issued this morning.

With OCW shutting down operations, Missouri Valley Wrestling announces that it will be moving the Wrestling Night in the Heartland weekly show to Mondays starting tomorrow night on HOTv.

We’d thought about moving to Monday nights for the weekly show but with the new HOTv affiliation and the fact that OCW occupied Mondays, we decided to stay where we were,” explained Laura Bergman, MVW’s Chief Business Officer.  “Now that OCW is dark, we’re going to shift the show one night over to Mondays going forward.”

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8/17-MVW Terre Haute, IN House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Hulman Center
Terre Haute, IN
Saturday August 17th, 2019

Night two of Missouri Valley Wrestling’s swing through Central Illinois and Indiana saw MVW return to Terre Haute, Indiana on the Indiana-Illinois border for a big house show and a MVW Tag Team title defense last night.

In the main event, The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams) finally got their long awaited rematch against Corporate World, Inc. for the title they lost back at MVWA 91.

As was the case the night before in Effingham, Illinois: newcomers Marshall Laww, Captain Jack Darrow, and The People’s Front of Berea (KY) would see action last night along with the MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Terre Haute, IN Results:
Before the first match of the night, the golden voice of one Paul Rodgers is heard in the arena singing “Layin’ Down the Law” from The Law as newcomer Marshall Laww makes his way to the ring.

MATCH #1-Marshall Laww defeated Mr. Wrestling XXXIV with the Lawwbreaker @ 10:10
-Laww’s second MVW house match is successful but Mr. Wrestling XXXIV used his wiles and years of experience to frustrate the rookie wrestler for much of the match.

MATCH #2-The People’s Front of Berea (KY) (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis- Foster submitted Lewis with the Kentucky Fried Crossface Chickenwing @ 6:42
-Impressive win in their first official MVW match back, Morris and Foster have come back and made quite an impression at the first two shows this weekend.

Post-match, The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) attacked the People’s Front of Berea in retaliation for what went down the night before in Effingham (The PFB cost the MVFC the match against the tag team champions when they attacked the AoD and Davisson/McDermott were DQ’d).

Before the third match, a keyboard organ part opens the epic Billy Joel classic “Captain Jack” and introduces new wrestler Captain Jack Darrow for his first MVW match.

MATCH #3-Captain Jack Darrow defeated Bob Zardoz with the Pirate Plunder @ 12:15
-Captain Jack picks up his second win of the weekend.

Coach E.J. Flack comes out with ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and implores everyone to ‘Narfle the Garthok!’ Flack talks up Carrigan going into her big match next weekend at the Vadalabene Center in Edwardsville, IL when she challenges Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens for the title. Flack also mentions that Carrigan will get a shot at Barbosa-Stevens later on tonight in a tag match.

MATCH #4-J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger defeated The Order Taker with the Bear Hug @ 2:47
-Bittinger wastes little time in dispatching the young Order Taker.

MATCH #5-The Hanson Sisters (Andrea, Charissa, and Melissa) defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and The McGill Family (Victoria McGill and Regina McGill)- Andrea pinned Regina McGill after Charissa whapped her with a hockey stick @ 11:57
fun six woman tag match where the Hansons get a little payback for their DQ loss the night before. Charissa snuck in a hockey stick shot to Regina at the end to give the Hansons the win.

Post-match, Yosemite Samantha came down to celebrate with the Hansons. She got on the microphone and dared any female to come down and challenge her to a match. Who answers the call?

The crowd explodes when Shizuko Yamazaki walks out.

MATCH #6- Shizuko Yamazaki defeated Yosemite Samantha via DQ @ 2:00.
Yamazaki and Yosemite Samantha brawl in the ring and the Japanese youngster gets the upper hand. Then the Hanson Sisters hit the ring and attacked. Yamazaki beat back Andrea and Charissa but Melissa smacked her in the back of the head with a hockey stick and that was all. Referee Brent Payson DQ’d Yosemite Samantha to give Yamazaki her biggest win in MVW yet.

Khris Kardoucheian brought out the Kardoucheian Empire again (The Karoucheians came out Friday night and demanded ‘respect’) to complain about the lack of ‘reverence’ for him and his sons Ken, Koley, and Khourtney.

His reward in Terre Haute, Indiana? The same as it was in Effingham, IL – a sound and thorough booing.

MATCH #7- William Daniels Bryan defeated Rah with the Crane Kick @ 15:20
-Bryan saw himself taken to the limit by the Sunshine God in a match where he had the Cattle Mutilation on Rah but the big man powered out. Fun match. Good win for Bryan.

Post-match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 comes out with his valet Delaney Foster and is offended that Rah’s entourage bows down to him. He claims if anyone is to be bowed down to- it’s the Supreme Emperor of the Heartland division Ultratron 5.1. Foster dutifully bows down to the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ Ultratron-5.1 demands that Rah and every ‘maggot’ on the roster come out and also bow down to his brilliance. Like the night before, he states he’ll wait in the ring until his demand is met.

And like the night before in Effingham, it doesn’t happen and the new Heartland champion has to skulk back to the dressing room.

MATCH #8/EIGHT WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH- Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, and Women’s Tag Team Champions Angels of Death (Angel Casey/Angel Scott) defeated ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan, Miley Vyrus, ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, and Christa Carmondy- Angel Casey pinned Harlot after the AoD hit the Angel Death Drop on her for the win @ 16:23
Barbosa-Stevens and Carrigan- who meet in one week for the Women’s title- had minimal contact during the match. The crowd got their money’s worth from this one.

Between matches, Jack Fraiser came out to talk about his match tomorrow night against Ultratron-5.1 for the Heartland title he lost at MVWA 92. Also with him- Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell, on crutches and her knee in a brace. Fraiser vows to avenge what Ultratron-5.1’s valet Delaney Foster did to Rendell- Foster figure four’d her on the steel barricade and tore ligaments in Rendell’s knee- at Martinsville, Indiana Sunday evening.

MATCH #9/NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott with the Katahajime @ 6:36
Blackwell easily gets past Scott- who’s taking time off from wrestling- as he tunes up for his big match with ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson in two weeks.

Post match, Dickinson shows up on the stage and the two have a stare down. Nothing more transpires.

A video montage played showing the run up to tonight’s Tag Team Title Match.

MAIN EVENT/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Corporate World, Inc. (Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks) © vs. The Southern Boys (‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams)
-will be aired Monday Night on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO

 

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8/16-MVW Effingham, IL House Show

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Effingham Performance Center
Effingham, IL
Friday August 16th, 2019

The first Missouri Valley Wrestling house show of the Ray McAvay era took place last night as MVW returned to Effingham, Illinois for the second time this year.

MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey headlined the show putting their newly won belts on the line against the Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott. The AoD defeated the MVFC at MVWA 92- Davisson and McDermott invoked the rematch clause to get their match.

Several new wrestlers made their MVW debuts: Marshall Laww and Captain Jack Darrow on the men’s side and The People’s Front of Berea (KY) on the women’s side.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Effingham, IL Results:
MATCH #1-‘The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Laney Harrison with the Pizza Cutter @ 4:20.
-Tessa Martin gets an easy win over the rookie.

Before the second match, the golden voice of one Paul Rodgers is heard in the arena singing “Layin’ Down the Law” from The Law as newcomer Marshall Laww makes his way to the ring.

MATCH #2-Marshall Laww defeated Rick Beam-Country Club Pro with the Lawwbreaker @ 6:09
-Laww’s MVW debut is a successful one with the win over the country club pro.

MATCH #3- Backman Taylor Powerdrive (Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor) defeated Gwen and Blake Varney- Backman pinned Blake Varney with the TCB @ 3:52
-With the win over the Varney Sisters, BTP try to get themselves back into the Women’s Tag title mix.

Before the fourth match, a keyboard organ part opens the epic Billy Joel classic “Captain Jack” and introduces new wrestler Captain Jack Darrow for his first MVW match.

MATCH #4-Captain Jack Darrow defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with the Pirate Plunder @ 12:15
-The Stomper gave the good Captain a run for his money before the MVW newcomer hit the Pirate Plunder.

In between matches, MVW CEO Ray McAvay came out to address the fans. He thanked them profusely for coming out to the show and introduced the next match.

MATCH #5-The McGill Family (Victoria McGill and Regina McGill) defeated The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa) via DQ at 7:19
-The Hansons spurred the DQ when Charissa came in and started clobbering Tori and Regina McGill with a steel chair. Referee Davey Keels disqualified The Hansons. Then Yosemite Samantha raced down and joined the Hansons until the MVW Women’s Tag Team Champion Angels of Death come to the rescue.

MATCH #6- Average Joe (Truckin’ Average Company) defeated Tom Smith ‘The World’s Most Uninteresting Man’ with the Average Slam @ 10:26
-Smith did everything he could to find a way to stay in the match.  Average Joe gets a much needed win.

Post-match: ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1 holds his Heartland title celebration event with his valet Delaney Foster and Todd- the Backstage Technician. He demands that every ‘maggot’ on the roster come out and bow down to his brilliance. He’ll wait in the ring until his demand is met.

Yeah. That doesn’t happen.

Eventually, the new Heartland champion skulks back to the dressing room.

MATCH #7-Shizuko Yamazuki defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Cranial Contusion @ 16:48
-The young Japanese sensation gets her first real stern test at the hands of Leah Iris. Yamazuki stunned Iris and the crowd when she kicked out of the Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper and went on to finish Iris for the win.

MATCH #8-Georgia-Florida State Boundary: Skyler and Bryan defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company- Bryan pinned Company with the This Is How We Roll You Up @ 16:13
-Huge win for the up and coming Corporate Pop-Country stars.

Post-match- Skyler and Bryan start a song-a-long to their theme song ‘Up Down’.

Khris Kardoucheian brought out the Kardoucheian Empire and again demanded ‘respect’ for him and his sons Ken, Koley, and Khourtney.   His reward? A sound and thorough booing.

MATCH #9-Kings of Old School (Bobby Ricky Michaels/Marty Gibson-Lane/The Foul Pole) defeated The Southern Boys (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson/’Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams)- Gibson-Lane pinned Williams after The Foul Pole inadvertently struck him with a low blow @ 15:10

Post-match, another full blown brawl erupts between the Kings of Old School and the Southern Boys.  It takes MVW security a few minutes to sort everything out.

MATCH #10/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas with the Toxic Sting @ 10:40
-The veteran Haley Dallas pulled out every trick in the book but right now, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is the best women’s wrestler in MVW for a very good reason.

A video montage played showing the run up to tonight’s Women’s Tag Team Title Match.

MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott) defeated Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) © via DQ when newcomers The People’s Front of Berea (KY) (Kellyanne Morris/Bailey Foster) showed up out of the blue and attacked the challengers.
-Angels of Death retained the title.

Post-match, The Hanson Sisters attack the champions in retaliation for what happened earlier after Match #5 and that’s how the show ended.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 17th – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, IL
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
September 21st – Show Me Center / Cape Girardeau, MO

 

 

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8/11-MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): Last week, Missouri Valley Wrestling said farewell to the Queen.

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“The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy
(courtesy of High Octane Wrestling)

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): No no no, we’re not talking about High Octane Wrestling’s ‘Queen of the Ring’ Lindsay Troy- even though both HOW and MVW can now be seen on HOTv.

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(shameless plug for HOTv)

Dawn McGill
Dawn McGill

Thunderbolt Smith: No no no, not the recently retired ‘Six Foot Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt’ Dawn McGill who is now taking on a new role of being Jackson C. Horne’s wife.

Jill Berg
Former MVW CEO Jill Berg

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): THAT’s the one. ‘The Phenomenon Known as’ JILLLLL-BERGGGGGG! Last week on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland, Jill Berg signed off as the CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling and turned the reigns over to…

(REPLAY: Last Week’s Show)

On the floor, both ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and CSPN CEO Mark Splitter wait anxiously.

Jason Carmondy steps forward.

Jason Carmondy: So, without any further ado. We are proud to announce that the new CEO of Missouri Valley Wrestling is…MR. M-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Carmondy doesn’t get the rest of the name out before a thunderous explosion of boos fill the arena.

Mr. McMann, very pleased and smiling, raises his arms in the air. He begins to take a victory lap around the ring. He doesn’t see-

Johnny Suave: Hold on! Why is Ray McAvay climbing into the ring?

McAvay, dressed in a dark Hawaiian print shirt and jeans with tennis shoes, calmly slides in between the ropes and walks over to Berg and Carmondy.

McMann finally sees him and stops.

Jill Berg: That’s right! Mr. Ray McAVAY!

The boos do a 180 into cheers.

McMann’s jaw drops.

Splitter’s face turns beet red. He’s spitting pissed off.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! RAY McAVAY IS THE NEW MVW CEO!

McAvay pumps his fist in the air as the crowd continues to signal its approval.

Ray McAvayLaura Bergman
   MVW CEO Ray McAvay        MVW CBO Laura Bergman

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): Long live the Queen. Welcome to the new King of Missouri Valley Wrestling and MVW’s new Chief Business Officer Laura Bergman. Ray McAvay’s appointment came as a surprise to many people but no one was as surprised and shocked as…

(REPLAY: Reaction of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann to McAvay’s Appointment)

Mr. McMann’s jaw drops.

He just stands there- totally stunned and in disbelief. Why? Because McMann believed he had this in the bag.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): McMann’s reaction was mild compared to Mark Splitter’s.

(REPLAY: Reaction of CSPN CEO Mark Splitter)

MVW backstage interviewer Kirsten Canfield talks to CSPN CEO Mark Splitter with CSPN reporters Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris standing beside him.

Kirsten Canfield: Mark? Your thoughts-

Mark Splitter: *BLEEP* you. *BLEEP* Jill Berg. *BLEEP* Ray McAvay. *BLEEP* this *BLEEP*-ing place. *BLEEP* the whole *BLEEP*-ing lot of you. CSPN is LEAVING Missouri Valley Wrestling and we’re never, EVER coming back into this *BLEEP*-hole.

Splitter stomps off with Anderson and Morris in tow.

Thunderbolt Smith (narration): So now tonight under new management, Missouri Valley Wrestling presents Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland
Sunday August 11th, 2019
Taped at MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall
Backstage Interviewer: Kirsten Canfield

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Thunderbolt Smith and Rick Hall start the show behind the official MVW broadcast desk at ringside with the three hundred people inside the MVW Television Studios cheering in the background.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good evening everyone and welcome to MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland- we are bringing minor league pro wrestling to the American Heartland. I am Thunderbolt Smith.

Thunderbolt points to himself.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall.

Thunderbolt points to Hall next to him.

Rick Hall: Hey.

Thunderbolt Smith: Tonight, we are one week past MVWA 92. Last week, we saw two new champions get crowned including a record setting SIXTH tag team title for Angels of Death.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, last week Angel Scott and Angel Casey turned back the clock a few years and put on one hell of a performance to dethrone the Missouri Valley Fight Club and win the Women’s Tag Team Title.

Thunderbolt Smith: Angels of Death won gold at MVWA 92, so did this man…or robot…or whatever you want to call him.

(REPLAY: HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Jack Fraiser © vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1)

Ultratron-5.1’s valet Delaney Foster has draped Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell over the steel barricade and slapped on the figure four leglock causing severe pressure on the Oootlander’s knee.

Fraiser stands up and goes over to the ropes. It looks like he is about climb out of the ring to come to her rescue but then Ultratron-5.1 blasts him from behind.

Finish
Ultratron-5.1 lifts Fraiser up- face-up across both shoulders- falls sideways- flips Fraiser’s legs over with the other- drives them down to the mat face-first.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! THE DISINTEGRATOR! DO WE?

Cover.

One.

Two.

THREE!

Johnny Suave: YES! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!

Rick Hall: Jack Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell underwent knee surgery- here in 2019, not back in 1946, after Delaney Foster’s barricade-aided figure four. But give it up for ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine.’ He said he was going to do it and he did.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also last week, three big number one contender’s matches. The Southern Boys ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams end up having a great night.

(REPLAY: Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: Kings of Old School vs. The Southern Boys vs. Rah/Ray McAvay)

Williams whips Gibson-Lane to the barricades and then posts him. He’s down to a knee. The Foul Pole follows with uppercuts. Williams avoids and fires back. He throws The Foul Pole over the barricade deep into the crowd. He then posts the knee of Gibson-Lane on the steel barricade.

Referee Brent Payson starts a count. Gibson-Lane can barely move. Miller is in the ring and waiting.

Horne tries to sneak in and attack Miller. He gets caught when General DeBauchery double axe handles Horne from behind and Miller makes him pay. Piledriver leaves Horne in a heap in the middle of the ring.

Payson hits five.

Gibson-Lane tries to stand. His knee gives out and he falls to the floor.

Payson reaches ten and calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Southern Boys will now have their rematch with Corporate World, Inc. for the MVW Tag Team title at the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana on August 17th. Next up…

(REPLAY: Women’s #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan vs. Christa Carmondy)

The Hansons were spoiling for a fight since the opening bell. They almost went after Carrigan when she followed Carmondy to the floor.

Finally Carmondy, who’d caught her stride in the match and was putting together a nice stretch of moves to frustrate Carrigan, whipped her opponent into the ropes. Both Andrea and Melissa whacked Carrigan in the back with their hockey sticks and knocked her out.

Unfortunately, referee Ron Martin saw everything and immediately disqualified Carmondy. He called for the bell and Kimber came into the ring to make the announcement.

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy came out on fire but Sheline Carrigan gradually wore her down.

Rick Hall: Yep. Now it’s going to be Carrigan versus Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens on August 24th from the Vadalabene Center in Edwardsville, Illnois for the title.

(REPLAY: MVW #1 Contender’s Match: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson vs. William Daniels Bryan)

Bryan follows with the flying clothesline and covers.   Dickinson powers out at 1. Bryan tries to attack the knees with dropkicks. He goes to whip Dickinson to the ropes. Dickinson reverses and DDT’s him. Cover…1…2…Bryan kicks out.

Bryan goes for a missile dropkick and misses. He lands on the mat awkwardly. Dickinson goes top rope and hits a double stomp. Cover…1…2…Bryan gets the shoulder up barely.

Now limping, Bryan tries to roll out of the ring. Dickinson pulls him back – spin – belly to belly suplex. Then he drags Bryan up again – sets- Power Bomb! Cover…

One…

Two…

THREE! Keels calls for the bell. Kimber Marshall rolls into the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Bill Dickinson with a convincing win over William Daniels Bryan and he will face MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell on August 31st in Omaha, Nebraska for the title.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 16th– Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Angels of Death © vs. Missouri Valley Fight Club
August 17th – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, Indiana
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, Illinois
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, Illinois

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: And welcome back to Wrestling Night in the Heartland. Rick, let’s run down tonight’s card.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger will make his Missouri Valley Wrestling debut tonight. We will see the young Japanese up and coming star Shizuko Yamazaki in action against a returning Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell and The Kardoucheian Empire will kick off our show in just a couple minutes. The Kings of Old School with Jackson C. Horne will feature in our main event against the Georgia-Florida State Boundary.

Thunderbolt Smith: Also, new MVW CEO Ray McAvay will speak tonight right here on Wrestling Night in the Heartland. Let’s go to the ring for our first match.

MATCH ONE: The Kardoucheian Empire vs. Bob Zardoz and Mr. Wrestling XXXIV

The Kardoucheian Empire
Ken Kardoucheian
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 3″  WT: 223 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: 95% Heel / STYLE: Hollywood / FIN: Hollywood Blockbuster
Koley Kardoucheian
AGE: 27 /HT: 6′ 2″  WT: 235 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: 95% Heel / STYLE: Hollywood / FIN: Tour of the Islands (Jeff Cobb finisher)
with Kourtney Kardoucheian
MGR: Kris Kardoucheian

Referee Brent Payson checks both teams for any foreign objects.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Kardoucheians returned to MVW two weeks ago and tried to ruin Dawn McGill’s retirement party.

Rick Hall: And it didn’t exactly go to plan.

(REPLAY: Dawn McGill vs. Khris Kardoucheian- two weeks ago)

Referee Davey Keels runs down and calls for the bell.

Then…

Ken, Koley, and Kourtney Kardoucheian rush the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S THE KARDOUCHEIAN EMPIRE!

Ken, Koley, and Kourtney hit the ring.

Ken blasts Jill Berg from behind. He throws her out of the ring.

Keels immediately calls for the bell.

WINNER: Dawn McGill @ :05

Koley low bridges Regina McGill. Kourtney assists with tossing her out of the ring.

Tessa Martin gets a shot in on Ken. But Koley swoops in and takes a full nelson on her. Kourtney then throws a right hand that doubles the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ over. Koley throws Tess out of the ring.

Meanwhile, Dawn is bludgeoning the hell out of Khris Kardoucheian with her heels. His face is a crimson mask from a huge gash below his eye where the heel pierced the skin.

Thunderbolt Smith: So the Kardoucheians are back and we’re also getting our first look here at Bob Zardoz. His wrestling attire is…interesting.

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Bob Zardoz

Rick Hall: Interesting indeed. It’s feels like something from some obscure, cult-like 1970’s movie.

What Happened?
Ken and Koley work over Zardoz early on and keep Mr. Wrestling XXXIV out of the ring. Koley and Zardoz lock up again. Koley looks to overpower him and they work to the ropes. Payson calls for a break Koley appears to offer a clean one but then lands a boot to the gut.  Snap mare takedown by Koley and cover…1…2…kick out. Test of strength next. Koley takes control. Zardoz takes a short-cut of his own and rakes the eyes. He dives and tags in Mr. Wrestling XXXIV. He fires up and decks Koley. Ken in- he gets decked. Mr. Wrestling XXXIV uses his vast ring experience to work the arm. Koley counters out though and tags Ken.

Ken picks up the pace and takes a side headlock. Another counter by Mr. Wrestling XXXIV but Ken back kicks him in the groin follows with a tackle. Cover…1…2…shoulder up but Ken pops back up and follows with a hurricanrana. He attacks the knee with the dragon screw and takes Mr. Wrestling XXXIV back down. Ken focuses on the knee and keeps Mr. Wrestling XXXIV on the ground. Zardoz urges his tag team partner on. Ken turns it into a deathlock. Mr. Wrestling XXXIV makes the ropes and Payson calls for the break.

Turning Point?
Later on, Zardoz counters a sling blade attempt by Ken. He tries to hit a Spanish fly. Ken evades and heads up top. Shooting star press!  Cover…1…2…kickout and that was close! Ken spikes Zardoza with the Hollywood Blockbuster. Cover…1…2…3- NO 2.9! Great near fall and Ken can’t believe it.

Finisher.
Koley tags in and he’s fired up. Zardoz tries desperately to go for the knockout punch. Koley counters into a sling blade. Sling blade number two and cover…1…2…kickout by Zardoz. Koley pulls him up and towards him – picks him up and spins Zardoz around one way – stops – spins him the other way and plants him hard on his back.

Thunderbolt Smith: Zardoz just took a Tour of the Islands from Koley Kardoucheian and that should do it.

Payson in for the count.

One.

Two.

THREE! Payson calls for the bell.

WINNER: The Kardoucheian Empire @ 6:15 (edited to 5:15 for television)

Backstage interviewer Kirsten Canfield climbs into the ring for a quick interview.

Kirsten
Kirsten Canfield
HT: 5’ 7” WT: 95 / HOME: Wichita, KS

She goes over to Khris Kardoucheian.

MGR: Kris Kardoucheian
AGE: 53 / HT: 6’ 4” WT: 232 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
ALIGN: 95% Heel

Kirsten Canfield: Khris Kardoucheian. Two weeks ago, the Kardoucheian Empire returned to MVW. Why are you back and what do you hope to accomplish?

Khris Kardoucheian: Well Miss Canfield – can I call you Miss Canfield?

Kirsten nods yes.

Khris Kardoucheian: I’ll call you whatever I damn well please. Why? Because I’m a *BLEEP*-ing star and you’re not. The Kardoucheian Empire are ALL stars and we’ve come back to get the respect that we deserve. The Kardoucheians have been disrespected all through their MVW careers and we will put a stop to it. Now that the resident trailer trash has finally been taken out.

Kirsten Canfield: Dawn McGill?

Khris Kardoucheian: OF COURSE, I’m talking about Dawn McGill. Now that she’s been driven out of MVW, the Kardoucheians are going on record as saying if you disrespect us – if you don’t give us the respect that we deserve – we will take you down. Count on it.

The Kardoucheians depart.

Kirsten Canfield: Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk..

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, the Kardoucheians haven’t changed much since their departure.

Rick Hall: That’s really not a surprise Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt Smith: Nope. Not really.

CHARLIE BLACKWELL PROMO
MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell stands in front of a wall with Missouri Valley Wrestling logo hanging up behind him.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Katahajime

Charlie Blackwell: J.J. Bittinger. I’m sorry who are you again?

(REPLAY: MVWA 92)

Charlie Blackwell: Bill Dickinson is a tough, tough man. I think he presents a-

Kirsten squeals when Blackwell is suddenly tackled by someone rushing onto the shot.

Johnny Suave: THAT’S GOT TO BE DICKINSON! HE’S GOING AFTER BLACKWELL-

The man stands up.

It’s NOT Dickinson.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! That’s…Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling Champion J.J. Bittinger! What is he doing here?

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
ALIGN: 83% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Bear Hug

He’s laying a beat down on Charlie Blackwell, that’s what. Bittinger flails away with both hands on the helpless Blackwell.

Johnny Suave: I THINK WE’VE JUST SEEN RAY McAVAY’S FIRST SIGNING TO MVW!

Security arrive and they dive in to separate the two men.

Charlie Blackwell: Oh. That guy. Well J.J.? Here’s a word of advice. You’ve heard of the saying ‘don’t poke the bear?’ I’ve got another one. ‘The Bear shouldn’t poke the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion. Especially if he doesn’t know if he can back it up or not. You just arrived from Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling where you were the champion there but you haven’t proved anything here yet, J.J.

Blackwell points at the title belt.

Charlie Blackwell: Until you do, I really don’t have anything more to say to you.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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OCW

OCW Presents – Monday Night Massacre
LIVE! Monday, August 12th 2019
From the OCW Arena in Key West, Florida

Singles Matches
Lurrr vs. Vic Vinegar
Andrea Hernandez vs. Jack Puffer
Eric Dane vs. The Road Dawg
Vincent Langston vs. Roach

X-Factor #1 Contenders
Tony the Spider vs. Robert Uchiha

Tag Team Matches
Technical Authority vs. Tornado Alley
R.O.S.E. vs. Ministry of Parkness (Uber & JAM G)

Margarita Mix – 1st Round
Jenna/Zybala vs. Logan/Gordon
Stevens/Duce vs. Crash/Lilith

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J.J. BITTINGER INTERVIEW
Kirsten Canfield has newcomer J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger with her.

Kirsten Canfield: J.J. First off, welcome to Missouri Valley Wrestling and why did you attack Charlie Blackwell at MVWA 92?

J.J. Bittinger: I like a woman who gets to the point. Thank you and because I wanted to make a point Kirsten and what better way to do so than the top dawg in this here company. You see, I’m used to being that top dawg.

Kirsten Canfield: You were the champion at Appalachian Mountain Championship Wrestling.

J.J. Bittinger: You betcha I was. They brought me in here to make my mark, an impact, and that’s exactly what I did.

Bittinger turns and talks to the camera.

J.J. Bittinger: Charlie Blackwell. I know I’m not gonna get a title shot right away. But know this, son. I’ve put you on notice that I’m coming. Or as they say in that movie a few years back – you ain’t seen bad yet, but it’s coming. Blackwell, I’ll see you soon.

Bittinger leaves.

Kirsten Canfield: That’s all from here. Let’s go back to Thunderbolt and Rick. Guys?

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, Mr. Bittinger knows how to make an entrance, that’s for sure.

Rick Hall: Yes he does. But he’s realistic in that he knows he’s going to have to work his way up.

Thunderbolt Smith: J.J.’s in action here next. Let’s go to the ring.

MATCH TWO: J.J. Bittinger vs. The Order Taker
Bittinger stretches out in his corner.

The Order Taker- dressed in a standard fast food uniform.

J.J. ‘The Bear’ Bittinger
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 265 / HOME: Cherokee, NC
ALIGN: 83% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Bear Hug

The Order Taker
AGE: 19 / HT: 6’ 3” WT: 165 / HOME: Chesterfield, MO
ALIGN: 99 % Face / STYLE: Entertainer / FIN:

He takes the microphone from Kimber Marshall.

The Order Taker: I’ve got just one thing to say to all you people.

He pauses for a couple beats.

The Order Taker: DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Thunderbolt Smith: Yeah, I’ve given up on fries myself.

Rick Hall: Diets suck.

Referee Ron Martin is ready and calls for the bell.

Thunderbolt Smith: There’s the bell and here we go.

What Happened?
Bittinger comes out and displays his strength, powerbombing The Order Taker not once, not twice, but THREE times in the first minute of the match. Then he lays the boots in on the poor Order Taker and flings him head first into the turnbuckle.

Turning Point?
The bell rang to start the match. And the power slam Bittinger delivered in the second minute of the match.

Finisher?
Bittinger pulled The Order Taker up. Wrapped his arms around him. Lift. Squeeze.

Thunderbolt Smith: BEAR HUG!

It doesn’t take long for the Order Taker to tap.

WINNER: J.J. Bittinger @ 1:48

Cut back to the broadcast desk..

Thunderbolt Smith: Well then. He didn’t waste much time there no, did he?

Rick Hall: He’s strong. We knew that. But we’ll see what happens when J.J. gets in there with someone who has more technical ability than the Order Taker.

Thunderbolt Smith: Impressive opening win for J.J. Bittinger here tonight on MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

THE SOUTHERN BOYS PROMO
In the dressing room, The Southern Boys: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams and the newcomer to the group- General DeBauchery guzzle down beers and peel off the labels.

DeBauchery is the one who talks. General DeBauchery- who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously, walks out first.

The camera zooms in on General DeBauchery.

General DeBauchery: You probably heard we ain’t in the take no prisoner-takin’ business like usual wrasslers; we in the killin’ brewskis business…

General DeBauchery takes a bottle of beer and chugs it down.

General DeBauchery: And cousin, Business is a-boomin.

ALL: BUSINESS IS BOOMING!

They all clink together their bottles of beer and hand General DeBauchery the labels they’ve each peeled off.

General DeBauchery: August 17th. The Hulman Center. Terre Haute, Indiana. A date that will not live in infamy. The date of when the Southern Boys will win back the MVW Tag Team title. They didn’t bring General DeBauchery in to strategize. These boys know exactly what they’re doing out there. They brought me in to talk for them because they’re tired of talking and, besides, they’d would rather kick some ass out there and drink some beer in here. So Terre Haute, Indiana, if you want to watch MVW’s best tag team go out and reclaim their tag team titles, then we all encourage you to come on out to the Hulman Center on August 17th because the Southern Boys are going win themselves those belts back.

SHELINE CARRIGAN/E.J. FLACK PROMO
E.J. Flack, wearing his coaches headphones and wearing a jacket with ‘Narfle the Garthok’ on the front, does the speaking for the Canadian Cyborg.

Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
STR: 9.3 DEX: 6.8 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 7.4 INT: 7.2 END: 7.6
ALIGN: 59% Face / STYLE: Power-Technical / FIN: Canadian Destroyer
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

E.J. Flack: Forget about ‘rowing the boat,’ sometimes in life, you have to face the big monster thingy. Sometimes in life, you have to take on something that’s bigger than you even if its huge tusks can shred you to bits in seconds…even if its jagged teeth can tear through you like a hot knife through warm butter. Sometimes when you’re climbing life’s mountain and come up against insurmountable odds, you have to…

Flack pauses for dramatic effect.

E.J. Flack: …‘Narfle the Garthok! Edwardsville, Illinois. On August 24th, my wrestler – the ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan will step into the ring against the Women’s Champion Lisa Barbosa-Stevens at the Vadalabene Center with one thing in mind and one thing only. She is going to –

Flack pauses and points to the crowd.

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

E.J. Flack: That’s right. The reason Sheline signed me to take care of all of her wrestling affairs is so she could get herself ready for this very moment. She told me ‘E.J. I want to train. I want to get in the best condition possible so when I step into that ring against Lisa Barbosa-Stevens I am in the best possible frame of mind to win the Women’s title.’ Sheline is the Canadian Cyborg. She’s been the champion before and you can take this to the back- Lisa’s going to have to bring her best to the ring with her on August 24th in Edwardsville, Illinois if she has any chance of hanging to that belt.

Flack pauses one last time and then…

E.J. Flack: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Flack points to the crowd.

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: You think Sheline Carrigan’s ready for Lisa Barbosa-Stevens?

Rick Hall: Oh, I think she’s ready for her.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’re going to hear from the Women’s Champion in just a few minutes. MVW CEO Ray McAvay is here and he will also talk to us. We’ll be back with more right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 16th– Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Angels of Death © vs. Missouri Valley Fight Club
August 17th – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, Indiana
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, Illinois
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, Illinois

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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YOSEMITE SAMANTHA/HANSON SISTERS INTERVIEW
Kirsten has “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande” Yosemite Samantha and all three Hanson Sisters with her backstage.

Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.2 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 8.9 INT: 7.8 END: 7.5
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Hardcore / FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

The Hanson Sisters
Andrea Hanson
AGE: 26 / HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 160 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 8.3 DEX: 6.2 CHR: 4.5 WORK: 6.2 INT: 5.5 END: 8.1
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon
Charissa Hanson
AGE: 24 / HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 152 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 7.0 DEX: 7.6 CHR: 4.0 WORK: 7.2 INT: 5.5 END: 6.0
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon
Melissa Hanson
AGE: 27 / HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 164 / HOME: Red Lake, MN
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 4.3 WORK: 6.7 INT: 5.0 END: 6.8
ALIGN: 77% Heel / STYLE: Brawler-Goon / FIN: Bludgeon

Kirsten Canfield: How did this happen- you and the Hanson Sisters reconciling?

Yosemite Samantha: I can tell you they weren’t happy working with Mr. McMann and the SEC.

Melissa Hanson (confirming the previous statement): Hell no.

Yosemite Samantha: So there was whatcha call a meeting. We threw our cards out right there at the table. And we fixed it.

Andrea Hanson: That’s right YS. You and me and the girls – we’re back on the same team. And we sent Christa Carmondy a message.

Charissa Hanson: The only thing bad about Christa Carmondy is her looks.

The other Hansons laugh.

Yosemite Samantha: Let me tell you this, you can’t start a fire without a spark. I’m healed up. I’ve got that spark again. I’ve got that itch to charge forward into the abyss again and go for that title. So it doesn’t matter who’s the champion when I get there. Lisa – Sheline – don’t care. Just know I’m going to be in the horizon soon enough and I’m riding for you.

Yosemite Samantha exits.

Andrea gets the final word.

Andrea Hanson: And the Hanson Sisters are going to be Women’s Tag Team champions soon!

Melissa Hanson: YEAH!

The Hansons leave.

Kirsten Canfield: Back to you Thunderbolt.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: The gang is back together and that can’t be good news for either Women’s division.

Rick Hall: If Yosemite Samantha is healthy, she’s going to be a force that will have to be dealt with.

Thunderbolt Smith: Again, MVW CEO Ray McAvay coming up in just a few, let’s go to the ring for our next match.

MATCH THREE: Shizuko Yamazaki vs. Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell
Referee Corrina Romanov checks both wrestlers out and then calls for the bell.

Shizuko Yamazaki “The Shadow Warrior”
AGE: 21 / HT: 5’4″ WT: 125 / HOME: Osaka, Japan
STR: 7.0 DEX: 8.2 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.8 END: 7.5
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: Martial Arts / FIN: Cranial Contusion

Natasha ‘The Black Widow’ Littell
AGE: 22  HT: 5′ 7″ WT: 108 / HOME: Kansas City, MO
ALIGN: Tweener / FIN: Tarantula

Thunderbolt Smith: Shizuko Yamazaki did not wrestle at MVWA 92 but you can bet she’ll start making her move in the Women’s division soon.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, I can’t wait for the day where Yamazaki is facing the Yosemite Samanthas, the Sheline Carrigans, the Lani Harlots, and so on and it’s going to happen soon.

Thunderbolt Smith: But first, she needs to take care of business with Natasha Littell.

What Happened?
Unlike her other opponents Littell fearlessly attacks the Japanese rookie sensation. Yamazaki fires back and both women trade shot in the middle of the ring. Littell ducks a right hand and throws Yamazaki through the ropes to the floor. She tries to works her over but Yamazaki fights back and posts the Black Widow.

Both back in. Yamazaki hits a scoop slam and stands on Littell’s chest for a cover…1…Littell with the takedown and gets in cheap shots for good measure. Yamazaki powers out and hits out with clubbing strikes.  She whips Littell to the ropes and slaps on the nerve pinch on the return. Littell is in pain but she manages somehow to make the ropes. Littell attacks and goes for the slam. But she collapses and Yamazaki covers for 2. Yamazaki drops a couple elbows and covers again…1…2…kick out. She then misses an elbow drop when Littell alertly rolled away. Yamazaki presses on with strikes and then dropkicks the knee.

Littell drops to one knee and eats another dropkick- this one snaps her head back. Cover…1…2…NO! Littell gets the shoulder up.

Turning Point?
Littell up top and the double stomp connects. Yamazaki is in trouble. Cover…1…2…2.5…KICKOUT! Little goes for it. She tries to get Yamazaki in the Tarantula submission but at the last second, Yamazaki counters by kneeing Littell in the groin.

Finisher
Littell doesn’t go away quite yet. Both women trade right hands. Littell tries to poke the eyes but Yamazaki lights her up with slaps and unloads a wicked right hand that staggers her. Yamazuki slaps the European clutch. Littell’s shoulders hit the mat…cover…1…2-shoulders back up. Then Yamazuki tries the Katahajime. Littell counters and tries again for the Tarantula. Yamazuki fights out and makes the ropes. Littell walks right into a kick. Set up. CRANIAL CONTUSION BY YAMAZUKI!

Romanov makes the academic pinfall.

One…

Two…

THREE…she calls for the bell.   Kimber Marshall steps back into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at eight minutes and thirty-six seconds- THE SHADOW WARRIOR – SHIZUKO YAMAZAKI! (Edited to 4:35 for television)

Romanov raises Yamazaki’s arm in victory.

Thunderbolt Smith: Natasha Littell came out and gave The Shadow Warrior a pretty good tussle there.

Rick Hall: Give her credit. She didn’t shy away from her. She fought her every step of the way. And Yamazaki’s quality was the difference in the match.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yamazaki with the win. Kirsten Canfield has Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with her and we’re going to hear from the MVW Women’s Champion right now. Kirsten?

LISA BARBOSA-STEVENS INTERVIEW
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens is flanked by the Stevens Dynasty- Big George and Bo Stevens and Ted Tebow.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.4 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 7.8 END: 8.2
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.
BODYGUARDS: The Stevens Dynasty
Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX
George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

Kirsten Canfield: With me now is the Women’s Champion. Lisa? You heard E.J. Flack’s comments earlier in the show.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: I did Kirsten. I understand what Sheline has done with E.J. Flack because I did the same thing bringing in Bo and George to be my bodyguards so Christa wouldn’t unleash the Hanson Sisters on me. I just have to worry about the match and getting ready. So my guess is when it’s time for Sheline and I to go – August 24th at the Vadalabene Center in Edwardsville, Illinois – then the good folks of Edwardsville and the St. Louis metropolitan area had better be there because I’m pretty certain that Sheline and I are going to put on a show for you folks.

Kirsten Canfield: Your thoughts on Carrigan as a wrestler?

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: Kirsten, she’s good. I think I’m pretty good too. We’ll have to see what happens. I will go into the match confident of success, I’ll say that much.

Bo Stevens: She’s going to have BO-lief!

Ted Tebow drops to one knee and bows his head while placing his balled left fist against his forehead (aka…‘Tebows’) when Bo says BO-lief.

Kirsten Canfield: Any thoughts on Yosemite Samantha reteaming up with the Hanson Sisters?

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: So far, Yosemite Samantha has been a lot of talk but not a lot of results. If she gets a title shot in the near future, I’ll worry about her then. The Hanson Sisters have steered clear of me since Bo and George came aboard so I’m not all that concerned about them either.

Lisa pauses for a couple beats and then continues.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens: If the truth be known Kirsten, if I’m worried about anyone it’s Shizuko Yamazuki. She looks like she will be a challenger I’ll have to take very seriously when she gets here.

Kirsten Canfield: Thank you Lisa. Back to you Thunderbolt.

BACKSTAGE
MVW CEO Ray McAvay, dressed in his usual dark Hawaiian print shirt and jeans, makes his way towards the arena hand in hand with his wife Stacee Perry (aka Dark aka One half of West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy), Paige Reynolds (aka Stormy aka the other half), Bert the Janitor, and his Deplorables. Also with him, Chief Business Officer Laura Bergman.

Thunderbolt Smith (voiceover): McAvay next.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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HOW

HOW Presents – Refueled VIII
LIVE! Friday, August 16th, 2019
From the Yuengling Arena in Tampa, Florida

TAG TITLE MATCH
Darin Zion and Noah Hanson vs. The eGG Bandits©

Triple Threat Match
Silent Witness vs. Rhys Townsend vs. Evan Ward w/Christopher America as referee

Singles Match
Dan Ryan vs. Halitosis

Singles Match
Crash Rodriguez vs. MAXKAEL Jr.

Singles Match
Steve Solex vs. Austin Bishop

HOTv_logo-1

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MVW CEO RAY McAVAY SPEAKS
Standing inside the ring is McAvay and CBO Laura Bergman. Dark, Stormy, and Bert the Janitor are also there.

Ray McAvay: Hello Missouri Valley Wrestling!

The fans inside the MVW Television Studio cheer.

McAvay paces back and forth as he speaks.

Ray McAvay: So. A funny thing happened on the way to reducing my pro wrestling schedule. Jill Berg made the announcement at MVWA 91 that she was going to step down at 92. Didn’t think much of it until I got a phone call from the owner of Missouri Valley Wrestling Jason Carmondy. Jason had been in contact with Laura here about taking over for Jill. Laura wasn’t sure she had enough experience to take over an entire company but was interested in handling the business end. So Jason popped the question to me about three weeks ago. I talked it over with my wife Stacee…

Dark curtseys.

Ray McAvay: …and then accepted the job. So this is how it’s going to work. I will focus on the wrestling end. You’ve already seen an influx of new talent in the past couple weeks- J.J. Bittinger is one who just debuted here earlier in the night. Laura’s going to handle the business end. As you’ve probably heard, Laura and I just dotted the ‘I’ and crossed the ‘T’ on the deal with HOTv. So everyone stand up and wave to the folks at HOTv.

And that’s what they do.

Ray McAvay: You’ve seen some of the outward changes we’ve planned as well. The end of the MVWA supershows. Three upcoming house shows will feature major title matches. We want to create more buzz and more traffic to the house shows. We will continue to tape in St. Louis every two weeks for the weekly television show and tape matches from the house shows to use for the show as well.

McAvay stops in the middle of the ring again.

Ray McAvay: The goal of what we are trying to do is simple- we want more people to see what the people back there…

McAvay points to the dressing room in the back.

Ray McAvay: …are doing out here because I think they’re doing one hell of a good job. Right?

The crowd stand up and cheer.

Ray McAvay: All right then. On with the show.

The lights immediately dim and then…

CORPORATE WORLD PROMO
Gordon Guyko’s voice booms over the loudspeaker. “Greed. Greed is good. Greed is…really, really good.”

The ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko and his Executive Assistant Melissa leads P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit out to the stage.

Corporate World Inc.
MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
STR: 2.5 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 9.0 INT: 8.8 END: 2.5
ALIGN: 90% Heel
ASST: Melissa
STR: 1.5 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 9.0 INT: 8.5 END: 5.5
ALIGN: 50% Heel
P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.3 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft (Standing Tornado DDT)
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’

AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.1 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.2 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Stock Market Plunge

Once on the stage, Walstreit walks back and forth holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit. Why, because he’s still the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’

Gordon Guyko: Well well well. The Southern hicks are back and we’ll get to see them this Sunday at the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana. Here’s the thing guys. I didn’t get Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ and P.M.C. Banks out of their doldrums, back up the rankings, and win the title back from you to go to Terre Haute, Indiana and let a couple of inbred rednecks take our title.

Walstreit and Banks both shake their head no.

Gordon Guyko: This isn’t the old Walstreit and Banks. This is the new Walstreit and Banks. So let me relay a message back to the Southern Boys. The last time they wrestled the Southern Boys, Corporate World Inc. put an end to the Sports Entertainment Coalition. At the Hulman Center on August 17th, the result is going to be the same. This time, we’ll see if the egos of the Southern Boys are as fragile as the egos of Mr. McMann and Mark Splitter were.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are joined now by the NEW Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Tag Team Champions and SIX time MVW tag team champions overall- ‘The Terminatrix’ Angel Scott – ‘Ms. Lethal Weapon’ Angel Casey – Angels of Death!

Angels of Death
Angel Casey “Ms. Lethal Weapon”
AGE: 36 / HT: 5’ 6” WT: 115 / HOME: Portales, NM
STR: 4.5 DEX: 9.4 CHR: 5.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 8.0 END: 7.2
ALIGN: 51% Face / STYLE: High Flyer / FIN: Angel Death Drop
Angel Scott “The Terminatrix”
AGE: 37 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 167 / HOME: Morgantown, WV
STR: 8.4 DEX: 5.2 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 7.9 INT: 6.8 END: 5.5
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Angel Death Drop

Scott and Casey join Thunderbolt and Hall.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ladies, how does it feel to be six time champions?

Angel Casey: Well Thunderbolt, I think this win has to rank as the best one yet. We know we’re not at the top of the mountain any more. We know time is probably running out for us. And the women we defeated- the Missouri Valley Fight Club – who singlehandedly brought women’s tag team back onto the radar of MVW and dominated this division for six months, are one of the best teams we’ve gone up against, period.

Angel Scott: Amen to that, AC. There will never be a better feeling than having the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s tag title belt wrapped around our waists. Never.

Rick Hall: I guess the question is, how long can you two keep going? You’ve been a fixture in Missouri Valley Wrestling dating all the way back to the very beginning.

Angel Scott: As long as we can do it and wrestle at an acceptable level. Again, we know we’ve slowed down a bit. We know we have to wrestle smarter- that was the challenge with the Missouri Valley Fight Club. They’re in their prime. Both of them are running around with racing fuel in their veins.

Angel Casey: And we have to wrestle a much different match now. We have to – shudder – pace ourselves a little more.

Angel Scott: Speaking of Davisson and McDermott – they’ll get the first shot at the belts when we defend the title.

Rick Hall: August 16th in Effingham, Illinois.

Angel Casey: That’s right. So all you people in the Effingham area, if you want to see two of the best female pro wrestling tag teams in action…

Casey points at the tag team title belt around her waist.

Angel Casey: …fighting for these tag belts? Be there at the Effingham Performance Center August 16th because I guarantee this- you will get your money’s worth.

Angel Scott: Damn straight.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right, the new MVW Women’s Tag Team Champions- Angels of Death. Thank you ladies for coming out here.

Angel Casey: Thank you Thunderbolt.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. We’ve got our main event coming up NEXT! Be back right after these messages.

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
August 16th– Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Angels of Death © vs. Missouri Valley Fight Club
August 17th – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
MVW Tag Team Title Match: Corporate World, Inc. © vs. The Southern Boys
August 18th – Martinsville High School Gym / Martinsville, IN
Heartland Title Match: Ultratron-5.1 © vs. Jack Fraiser
August 24th – Vadalabene Center / Edwardsville, IL
MVW Women’s Title Match: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens © vs. ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
August 30th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
August 31st – Qwest Center / Omaha, NE
MVW Title Match: Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Redneck’ Bill DIckinson
September 1st – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE
September 7th – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO
September 13th – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, Indiana
September 14th – Redbird Arena / Normal, Illinois
September 15th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, Illinois

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING

BRINGING MINOR LEAGUE WRESTLING TO THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND!

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Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: We are ready for our main event. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

MAIN EVENT: The Kings of Old School vs. Georgia-Florida State Boundary
Kimber’s in the middle of the ring and ready to go.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight’s main event will be one fall.

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first.

“Hot Stuff”- Donna Summer

Legendary manager Jackson C. Horne comes out first holding up his golden cornet.

Horne holds the musical instrument for everyone to see while he heads down to the ring. He slides into the ring and goes right up to Kimber.

He asks for the microphone. She obliges.

Jackson C. Horne: Ladies and gentlemen! My name is Jackson C. Horne. I am proud to introduce to you the world’s greatest tag team- please welcome- BOBBY RICKY MICHAELS. MARTY GIBSON-LANE. The KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Kings of Old School
Bobby Ricky Michaels
AGE: 43 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 237 / HOME: San Antonio, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.5 END: 7.4
ALIGN: 51% Heel / STYLE: All-around / FIN: King’s Landing (Rollins finisher)
Marty Gibson-Lane
AGE: 44 / HT: 6’ 3″ WT: 245 / HOME: Memphis, TN
STR: 7.6 DEX: 5.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.0 END: 7.4
ALIGN: 52% Heel / STYLE: All-around / FIN: Gut Check
Manager: Jackson C. Horne

Michaels and Gibson-Lane run out. They race down the aisle towards the ring.

Horne hands the microphone back to Kimber and waits for his charges to arrive in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

“Up Down”- Morgan Wallen featuring Florida-Georgia Line

Kimber Marshall: Accompanied to the ring by the ‘Girl in a Country Song’ – LILLIE MAE!

Lillie Mae comes out first. She’s got a piece of straw sticking out of her mouth while wearing Daisy Duke shorts, an open shirt with a bikini top underneath, and carries a Yeti cooler with beer inside of it.

Then Skyler and Bryan walk out singing their latest pop country confection about partying on your pontoon boat around a campfire.

Skyler and Bryan continue to sing as they walk to the ring. They stop to dance in the aisle and allow Kimber to introduce them.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing – weighing in at a combined four hundred and sixty pounds. From Music Row in Nashville, Tennessee. SKYLER!

Lillie Mae poses in front of Skyler.

Kimber Marshall: And BRYAN!

Lillie Mae then poses in front of Bryan.

Kimber Marshall: They are: GEORGIA-FLORIDA STATE BOUNDARY!

Skyler and Bryan start up singing again as they and Lillie Mae march to the ring.

The pair toss their mics down and hit the ring.

Georgia-Florida State Boundary
Skyler
AGE: 23 / HT: 6’ 1″ WT: 227 / HOME: Nashville, TN
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Basic / FIN: Grand Olde Opry Cutter
Bryan
AGE: 24 / HT: 6’ 0″ WT: 233 / HOME: Nashville, TN
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Basic / FIN: This Is How We Roll You Up
VALET: Lillie Mae

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. This will be our first look at the Georgia-Florida State Boundary and

Rick Hall: Hold that thought! The Kings of Old School have started the match before the bell!

Michaels and Gibson-Lane fly across the ring and start swinging away the second their opponents begin to climb through the ropes.

Referee Davey Keels calls for the bell.

*DING-DING*

1st MINUTE
Both teams continue to brawl in the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well now we’re officially under way.

Rick Hall: There’s been some bad blood between these two teams Thunderbolt. The Kings of Old School have attacked the Georgia-Florida State Boundary at a few house shows. They do not appreciate their corporate pop-country sound it seems.

Thunderbolt Smith: Apparently, the Southern Boys don’t like it much either.

Keels finally clears the ring of two of the participants. It’s Bobby Ricky Michaels versus Skyler to start the match.

Both men trade strikes. Michaels grabs Skyler and head butts him.   Skyler wobbles a bit. Michaels sets and unleashes a drop kick sending Skyler to the deck. Michaels goes right for the cover.

One…

Two…

2nd MINUTE
Kickout.

Thunderbolt Smith: The Kings go for the quick pin and Jackson C. Horne approves.

Quick cut to Horne. He claps his hands.

Rick Hall: He just married Dawn McGill and they’re still technically on their honeymoon. He’ll approve of anything right now.

Michaels continues to work the knee. Skyler connects with a right and tries to get to the corner. His knee buckles and Michaels attacks focusing on the knee. Michaels continues to take apart the knee. Skyler tries to fight back. Michaels puts a stop to that and locks on the figure four. Bryan starts clapping to encourage his tag partner. Finally Skyler rolls the hold. Michaels frantically makes for the ropes. He gets there. The hold is broke. Both Michaels and Skyler tag out- Gibson-Lane and Bryan step into the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Good start for the Kings. But Skyler of the Georgia-Florida team did well to escape the figure four.

Rick Hall: Yeah I was impressed with that. Intense start from both teams. The Kings don’t like the Georgia-Florida State Boundary’s taste in music. Skyler and Bryan don’t like being sitting targets at house shows.

3rd MINUTE
Gibson-Lane and Bryan lock up and work to the ropes. Keels calls for break. Gibson-Lane backs up but then smacks Bryan in the face. Bryan responds with a kick to the balls. Knee lift sends Gibson-Lane down. Hook the legs. Cover.

One…

Two…

KICK-OUT!

Thunderbolt Smith: Gibson-Lane got cute and it nearly cost them the match.

Rick Hall: The Kings of Old School can’t take these guys lightly.

Bryan follows up with chops. Gibson-Lane rakes the eyes and whips Bryan to the ropes. Shoulder tackle decks Bryan but he pops right back up. Second shoulder tackle- Bryan again right back up. Third shoulder tackle-NO! Bryan slides under – leaps on Gibson-Lane’s back. Pulls backward. BOOM!

Thunderbolt Smith: LUNGBLOWER!

Bryan for the cover.

One…

Two…

Michaels in to make the save!

Rick Hall: That’s twice now that the Kings of Old School have got caught sleeping.

4th MINUTE
Gibson-Lane rolls out of the ring. Horne is livid and he lets both Michaels and Gibson-Lane have it at ringside.

Thunderbolt Smith: They’re talking but they don’t see Bryan climbing the top rope. INCOMING!

Bryan strikes with a senton bomb and wipes out all three men.

Rick Hall: SENTON BOMB!

The crowd rises to their feet and applauds the young team.

Rick Hall: Horne needs to regroup his team and get their heads into the match or we’re going to see a big time upset here tonight.

Horne does exactly that. He again reads Michaels and Gibson-Lane the riot act- while keeping one eye out for any more incoming high flyers.

Bryan waits in the ring. Keels begins to count out Gibson-Lane.

Horne gives his wrestler his final instructions and Gibson-Lane beats the count without breaking a sweat.

Gibson-Lane tags Michaels back in. Michaels takes his time engaging Bryan.

5th MINUTE
Collar and elbow tie up. Side headlock by Michaels. Bryan escapes and sends Michaels to the ropes. Michaels mows him down on the return. He runs the ropes again. Bryan drops. Michaels hops over and gets clocked by Skyler who’s in the ring.   Keels chases him right out. Gibson-Lane tries to sneak in but Keels turns around and keeps him out. Bryan follows with elbow drops. Hooks the leg. Cover.

One…

Two…

Michaels shoots the shoulder up.

Skyler tags in and starts off with a series of knee strikes. He goes for a suplex – Michaels reverses. Surprise roll up.

One…

Two…

Skyler kicks out.

6TH MINUTE
Michaels tags out- Gibson-Lane in. He grounds the action and lays in elbow strikes. Skyler slips out.

Horne now on the ring apron and he’s got the cornet in hand.

Skyler fires a right hand. Gibson-Lane back with a clothesline. He goes to lay the boots to him but suddenly ‘The Girl in a Country Song’ Lillie Mae is now on the ring apron in Gibson-Lane’s line of sight and she’s removing her shirt to reveal a bikini top underneath.

Gibson-Lane stops to look – Skyler recovers and goes low bridge. Gibson-Lane bent over. Skyler hits the draping neck breaker. Cover.

One…

Two…

TH-NOOOOOOO! Gibson-Lane just kicks out.

Thunderbolt Smith: Wow! Lack of focus by Marty Gibson-Lane nearly cost the Kings of Old School the match!

Rick Hall: Oh I think he was focused Thunderbolt, just not on what he’s supposed to be focused on.

Thunderbolt Smith: Can the Georgia-Florida State Boundary do it? Can they win this match?

7th MINUTE
Skyler pulls Gibson-Lane up. He whips him to the ropes and sets for his finisher- The Grand Ole Opry Cutter. Gibson-Lane catches his boot on the return – spins Skyler 180 degrees – and pushes him towards Horne.

*BONK*

Thunderbolt Smith: HORNE HIT HIM WITH THE CORNET!

Skyler staggers back and turns and faces Gibson-Lane.

*GREEN MIST*

Thunderbolt Smith: GREEN MIST!

Skyler’s blinded. Gibson-Lane rolls him up.

Thunderbolt Smith: THEY’RE GOING TO STEAL THIS!

Keels with the count.

One…

Two…

THREE…

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber rolls into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winners at six minutes and thirty-seven seconds – THE KINGS OF OLD SCHOOL!

Horne in the ring and raises the arms of both Michaels and Gibson-Lane.

Skyler and Brian can’t believe they lost. But Lillie Mae comes over to console them so that makes it all better.

Rick Hall: Well, the Georgia-Florida State Boundary outwrestled the Kings of Old School but in the end, the Kings’s experience and guile steal them a win here tonight.

Thunderbolt Smith: All right. That is all the time we have here tonight. We’ll see you all next week for another edition of MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland.

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