1/20/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday January 20th, 2019
MVW Television Studios
St. Louis, Missouri

Announcers:
Thunderbolt Smith
‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

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Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall welcome everyone to Sunday Night Wrestling. Smith runs down the card and then goes right into a discussion about the Oshkosh, Wisconsin incident involving MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and former MVW Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay.

LAST WEEK ON SUNDAY NIGHT WRESTLING

Smith introduces the video from last Saturday night in Oshkosh, Wisconsin when the simmering tension between Blackwell and McAvay exploded.

VIDEO: MVW House Show in Oshkosh, WI
‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay vs. P.M.C. Banks of the Sports Entertainment Corporation

McAvay has Banks in a Dragon Sleeper submission hold. Blackwell, who’d been watching the match unfold from outside the ring, suddenly jumps into the ring with a steel chair and plasters McAvay in the back of the head with it.

Referee Davey Keels immediately disqualifies Banks and awards the win to McAvay. Blackwell smacks McAvay in the back with the chair two more times before climbing out and looking underneath the ring. In the meantime, McAvay’s Les Miserables attacks the other members of the SEC at ringside (Kirk Walstreit, Mr. McMann, and Phil Finebaum) and things were getting tense. Blackwell returned to the ring with a baseball bat and strikes McAvay in the back. Blackwell then aims for McAvay’s surgically repaired neck when Stormy, one of McAvay’s valets and one half of West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy runs into the ring and grabs the bat. In the brief struggle that ensued, the bat accidently hits Stormy in the head and knocks her out.

At that point, everything falls apart and the Les Miserables jump into the ring. Blackwell immediately exits under the bottom rope and takes off for the back with the Les Miserables hot on his trail.

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CHARLIE BLACKWELL EXPLAINS
Blackwell comes out to the ring and is greeted with a thunderous chorus of boos. Once the crowd quiets down, Blackwell immediately owns up to hitting McAvay in the back with the baseball bat. But then he complains about the ‘double-standard’ he feels is in play.

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“Charlie Wrestling”
Charlie Blackwell

Charlie Blackwell: No one complains when Ray McAvay uses a Big Bertha driver to knock out his opponent. No one ever calls Ray McAvay a bad guy for using a weapon. Why am I being singled out here for using a weapon to knock McAvay out? And where’s Ray tonight? I see he didn’t have the balls to show up here tonight after what I did to him last week.

Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg comes out to the stage. Berg tells Blackwell she’s not buying his whole ‘poor me’…’double-standard’ line of bull-*BLEEP*. She then points to the video screen.

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MVW CEO Jill Berg

Cut to the concourse of the arena, Ray McAvay IS there next to a portable hot tub with his valets, West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy inside. They are signing autographs and posing for pictures for MVW fans waiting in a sizeable line.

Jill Berg: So much for that, Charlie. Ray McAvay doesn’t go out and deliberately try to hurt people. You were. I’m going to reiterate what I said last week. There is a lot of tension and bad feelings between MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay but that does not excuse what Charlie Blackwell did. My preference would be for both men to settle their differences in the ring and I’m sure our devoted fans want to see that too.

Berg notes that the MVWA 87 super show is two weeks away. She books a rematch from the New Beginnings pay per view show between Blackwell and McAvay for the MVW Title and with a stipulation…

Jill Berg: No one and I repeat…NO ONE…lays a hand on, touches, or even goes near the other until February 2nd. You stay away from McAvay. McAvay stays away from you. And that goes for the Les Miserables, the SEC, and anyone who wants to piss me off and disregard my edict. Just try it if you really want to find out the hard way just how much of a bitch I can be if properly provoked. You got it?

Blackwell shakes his head and walks away.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defends Heartland title
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
-MVW Title: Charlie Blackwell © vs. Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy defends Women’s title, Dork Dynasty defends tag title.
February 3rdDavid S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defends Heartland title
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

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Thunderbolt Smith: Last week on Sunday Night Wrestling…

REPLAY: Last Week’s Sunday Night Wrestling
Christa Carmondy in the ring talking to the MVW fans.

Christa Carmondy: I’m so glad I came back to Missouri Valley Wrestling. I was tired of being something I wasn’t and around people who I didn’t agree with their values. I’d rather be here with people like you than to be around a bunch of fake, phony, plastic people- OOOOF…

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S YOSEMITE SAMANTHA!

Out of nowhere, Yosemite Samantha runs down and tackles Carmondy in the ring.

Rick Hall: CHRISTA NEVER SAW HER COMING!

Yosemite Samantha and Carmondy roll around the ring trying to throw punches. The referee tries to get in between the two and gets shoved away.

The crowd buzzes as the two women brawl.

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CHRISTA CARMONDY PROMO
Christa has the MVW Women’s belt around her waist. She talks about defeating Lisa Barbosa-Stevens back in May 2018, her six month title reign, and how satisfying it’s been. Christa says she’s defended the title against great wrestlers in the past six months such as Ninja Kitty, Harley Davisson, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, and yes, Yosemite Samantha.

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MVW Women’s Champion
Christa Carmondy

Christa Carmondy: Yosemite Samantha? Okay, you’ve got my attention. Look I’ve been in your position. I’ve been the hungry up and coming wrestler. I’ve coveted the women’s title belt. I’ve been willing to do anything in my power to win the belt. So, here’s the scoop. You want this? You need to defeat the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin to get your chance. She’s the number one contender at the moment.   You need to get past her before you get a chance at the belt.

Carmondy hints that she’ll stick around at ringside to watch Yosemite Samantha in action and joins Thunderbolt and Hall at the broadcast desk.

Thunderbolt Smith: I just got word from Jill Berg that Yosemite Samantha will face the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin on January 26th in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It will be a number one contender’s match with the winner facing Christa Carmondy at MVWA 87 for the women’s title.

Smith throws it to Kimber Marshall to introduce the first match of the show. Kimber introduces Tori Thomas who is already in the ring.

Then…

Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”
AGE: 30 / HT: 5’1″ WT: 105 / HOME: Dodge City, KS
FIN: Shotgun Knee/Cannonball Combo

*“Moth into a Flame” – Metallica*

Yosemite Samantha, sporting a big ten gallon cowboy hat and a holster complete with gun, walks out onto the stage and gives the audience the ol’ stinkeye. She also has a microphone.

Yosemite Samantha: Christa, I’ll take care of the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ in Kalamazoo, Michigan on January 26th. And then I’m coming for you.

With an intense look on her face, Yosemite Samantha drops the mic on the stage and marches down to the ring. She leaps onto the ring apron and takes aim at her opponent. Samantha removes her cowboy hat and gun holster and leaves them in the corner.

MATCH #1 Yosemite Samantha vs. Tori Thomas
Both women go nose to nose and exchange heated words.

Thunderbolt Smith: Neither woman is backing down!

Yosemite Samantha takes Thomas down and stomps her. She stomps Tori’s hand. And again. Thomas back up. Samantha with a right. Tori throws one back. Samantha blocks and drives a knee to Thomas. Thomas hits the ropes and Samantha sends her over the top. Yosemite Samantha slams Thomas into the ring post. She puts the groggy Thomas on a chair and runs all the way around the ring before barreling into her.

Samantha drags her back into the ring.

One…

Two…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

WINNER: Yosemite Samantha @ 1:49

Yosemite Samantha jumps up and pumps her fist in the air. Then she stares down at Christa Carmondy at the broadcast table.

Thunderbolt Smith: How impressive is that.

Rick Hall: Very impressive Thunderbolt. She wants that women’s title badly and tore Thomas apart.

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha made a statement tonight…that’s for-

Smith is interrupted when Carmondy jumps up from the table and rushes the ring. The Women’s Champion spears Yosemite Samantha and starts raining punches on her…and vice versa. Carmondy gets the advantage. She lifts Samantha in the air…drives her to the mat with the Mean Girl Crush.

Carmondy points at the belt. She then turns and heads to the back.

Thunderbolt Smith: And speaking of statements. Christa Carmondy just made one of her own.

Rick Hall: Christa still has a little of that mean streak in her, doesn’t she?

Thunderbolt Smith: Yes. Yes she does.

A MEETING OF THE MINDS- WELL, SORT OF
Jill Berg’s office. Jill sits at the head of a large table. On one side, Ultratron-Five and Dawn McGill. On the other side, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and Corporate SportsEntertainment Programming Nation CEO Mark Splitter.

The issue? Mr. McMann thinks he should have had first dibs on Dawn McGill’s service when she returned to MVW. Instead, McMann calls what ‘happened’ to her a sham.

What happened to her?

REPLAY: MVW New Beginnings PPV
Ultratron-Five Captures Dawn McGill

The camera pulls back. The new age cybertronic criminally insane rogue sentient wrestling machine Ultratron-Five sticks a cheesy-looking, rudimentary ‘blaster’ in Dawn’s back.]

Ultratron-Five (in cheesy, bad B-movie metallic voice): Earthling, Ultratron-Five needs a companion to assist him in his wrestling endeavors. I have chosen you.

Dawn McGill (facetiously in horror): Oh no! Me? Oh. What will I do?

Fast forward-Dawn’s strapped down to a long board with Ultratron-Five hovering above her.

Ultratron-Five pulls down on the lever. The ‘machine’ starts and Dawn stiffens up as if something is actually happening to her. The ‘machine’ stops. Ultratron-Five unties Dawn and she stands up. Her face is blank.

Dawn McGill: I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

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Jill shrugs. McMann calls it a farce.

Jill asks Ultratron-Five for a comment.

Ultratron-Five (cold, metallic voice): You are all PATHETIC. HOPELESS. You are nothing but mere FLEAS. An infection that rages through Missouri Valley Wrestling for which there is only ONE cure- THE RAGE OF ULTRATRON-FIVE!

Ultratron-Five goes to stand so he can pound his fist on the table. Except the ‘suit’ gets stuck halfway up and his arm is locked into position above the table.

Ultratron-Five: Dammit.

McGill rolls her eyes. Discreetly as possible, she whaps Ultratron-Five in the back and unsticks him. McMann immediately jumps to his feet and tells Berg she’s clearly faking.

Mr. McMann: Last year, she played Sports Entertainment Barbie to get out of working with the SEC. Now she’s pretending to be Ultratron-Five’s damsel in distress. There’s no way in hell Dawn McGill is under any sort of mind control by this crackpot pretending to be a robot.

So Berg asks McGill if she’s pretending.

Dawn McGill (cold, emotionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

That’s enough for Jill Berg.

Jill Berg: Well, that settles it.

McMann slams his hands on the table in frustration.

Mr. McMann: GAH!

He stomps out of the room.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
Men’s Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (SEC)

Contenders
#1 –
‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay
#2 – P.M.C. Banks (SEC)
#3 – ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit
#4 – Rah

Women’s Champion: Christa Carmondy
Contenders
#1 –
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
#2 – Yosemite Samantha
#3 – ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
#4 – ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
Contender
#1 –
Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis
#2 –
Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
#3 –
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
#4 –
Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company
#5 – Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny

Heartland Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
Contenders
#1 –
Jack Fraiser
#2 –
SNAFU
#3 –
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
#4 –
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
#5 –
Average Joe

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DORK DYNASTY PROMO
Waiting backstage, nerdy master’s students and duck call, decoy fabricators the Dork Dynasty- the Missouri Valley Wrestling Tag Team Champions.

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MVW Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty
Sheldon Robertson and Leonard Robertson

Sheldon talks about their upcoming opponents at MVWA 87- former MVW Tag Team Champions the Island of Misfit Wrestlers. He predicts that with the help of science the Dork Dynasty will defeat their non-scientific opponents and remain the Tag Team champions for some time to come.

Sheldon Robertson: We are standing on the shoulders of great scientific wrestlers…Bruno Sammartino…Karl Gotch…and I am better than all of them combined. If I can hack into a government supercomputer to come up with a new design for a duck call, we can overcome any obstacle the Island of Misfit Wrestlers present and we will keep the tag team title for a long time to come. We are invincible!

Leonard doesn’t seem as sure…but he nods in the affirmative.

Sheldon notices Leonard’s less than effusive concurrence and raises up the voluminous ‘Tag Team Partnership Agreement’- a 627 page hardcover bound book and reminds Leonard that he’s obligated to agree with him.

So, Leonard agrees with him.

Leonard Robertson: Look folks. You don’t want to get into it with him. He’s one lab accident away from becoming a super villain…or worse.

Leonard blows a duck call.

JACK FRAISER PROMO
Blair Moise has Jack backstage for a quick interview.

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Backstage Interviewer
Blair Moise

Blair asks him where his Oootlander Blaire Rendell is.

Jack Fraiser: Blaire is somewhere in time…behind the standing stones on the hill of Irish na Dun in Scotland.

Blair Moise: Oh. I see.

She quickly moves on and asks about his upcoming match with Bill Dickinson for the Heartland title. Jack responds that he’s going to give everything he’s got. He knows that he’s given Dickinson fits before in the ring and hopes he can find the magic to defeat him tonight.

Fraiser pops open a Molson and exits.

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Right to the ring for a non-title match. Kimber introduces the wrestlers.

Average Joe (Perfectly Average Company)
AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam

*“Ordinary Average Guy” – Joe Walsh*

Average Joe comes to the ring in his yellow ‘Average Joe’ t-shirt and gym shorts.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime

*“As If” – Van Halen*

Blackwell turns his back and shows off his robe which also says ‘Charlie Wrestling’ on the back.

Blackwell walks down escorted by the SEC: P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and ‘the mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum. Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt also join the group

Thunderbolt Smith: Can Average Joe pull off the big upset here tonight?

Rick Hall: I don’t know. Charlie Blackwell is focused as hell right now. He wants to put an end to Ray McAvay and he can’t afford any slip ups along the way.

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MATCH #2/NON-TITLE MATCH:
Average Joe vs. MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell

*DING-DING*

Early exchanges. Average Joe wrestles to a stalemate. Shoulder block by Blackwell. Average Joe avoids a second shoulder block and drop toeholds Blackwell to the mat. Both back up. Blackwell charges again and Average Joe drop toeholds him to the mat again. Annoyed, Blackwell takes a breather on the apron. Average Joe propels himself off the rope and dropkicks Blackwell off the apron.

Thunderbolt Smith: WOW! What a move by Average Joe!

Rick Hall: Average Joe has a few tricks up his sleeve as well.

Blackwell tries to get back in but eats an enziguri and ends up landing on the ring steps. The crowd cheers Average Joe and he takes a bow. Blackwell back in. Average Joe continues to ride the momentum and works on Blackwell’s creaky knees. Average Joe with a neckbreaker. Average Joe Irish whips Blackwell into the ropes and goes for another drop toehold but Blackwell manages to counter. Blackwell goes for a suplex and Average Joe slips out the back door. But he suddenly slows noticeably allowing Blackwell to nail a body slam and a jumping elbow drop. Average Joe blocks another body shop but still takes an inverted DDT. Average Joe elbows free of a fireman’s carry but can’t escape a German suplex by Blackwell. Average Joe rolls out of the ring. He looks winded.

Thunderbolt Smith: Average Joe threw everything he had at Charlie Blackwell and yet, Blackwell doesn’t seem fazed.

Rick Hall: Bad news for Average Joe.

Meanwhle, Blackwell has now taken complete control of match. Average Joe gets away and tries another drop toehold…Blackwell clotheslines Average Joe and then drags him to the top rope. He sets Average Joe up for the Katahajime.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell’s got him!

Rick Hall: I’m going to get flowers for Average Joe…I’ve seen this story before and he’s about to die.

Blackwell locks on the submission.

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S IT!

Average Joe tries to fight it…but he taps out.

WINNER: Charlie Blackwell at 5:52

Thunderbolt Smith: The Champion with a dominant win over Average Joe here on Sunday Night Wrestling.

SEC HEADQUARTERS
Thunderbolt Smith: Last week on Sunday Night Wrestling, ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann revealed that the SEC was unable to come to terms on deals to bring ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin or the MVW Women’s champion Christa Carmondy back to the fold. Who will he bring in?

REPLAY: Last Week’s Sunday Night Wrestling

Mr. McMann: The track record of the wrestler I’m looking to bring into the SEC speaks for itself. The SEC will only look for the best. This wrestler was the best in Missouri Valley Wrestling before…and once she comes in, I’m quite confident she’ll be the best again.

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McMann is in CSPN CEO Mark Splitter’s office and tries to explains why it is imperative the SEC brings in a woman wrestler to compete against Christa Carmondy and Tessa Martin. He adds that the woman he is looking to bring into MVW is willing to sign but wants a lucrative deal and there’s no way Jill Berg will splash the cash.

Splitter is skeptical. He points out the Dawn McGill debacle last year. CSPN spent two million dollars in an attempt to tie her to the SEC and has nothing to show for it.   McMann protests. Splitter suggests pushing either Miley Vyrus or ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt and use the talent that’s on hand.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Yosemite Samantha v. Tessa Martin-Women’s #1 Contender Match
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defends Heartland title
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
-MVW Title: Charlie Blackwell © vs. Ray McAvay
February 3rdDavid S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
-Christa Carmondy defends Women’s title, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defends Heartland title
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

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DICKINSON PROMO
Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson joins Blair Moise backstage before his title defense.

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MVW Heartland Champion
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson

Blair doesn’t even bother asking a question. She just points the microphone in Dickinson’s direction and lets him go.

The Heartland Champion says Jack Fraiser caught him by surprise when they met before.

Bill Dickinson: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There’ll be no surprises tonight.

And with that, Dickinson moves on.

MAIN EVENT TIME
Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the main event.

Jack Fraiser
HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
FIN: Canadian Crusher
Valet: ‘Oootlander Blaire Rendell

The video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing Bills. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing Bills where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters the source of the voice. He is dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you?   And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Canada.

Then Kimber brings out the Heartland Champion.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL
FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb

*“White Trash” – Chris Janson*

Dickinson walks out holding up the Heartland Title belt in one hand…a shot of Jack Daniels in the other.

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MAIN EVENT-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH:
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © vs. Jack Fraiser

*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And here we go. Dickinson versus Fraiser for the Heartland title.

1st MINUTE
Dickinson and Fraiser trade punches out of the box. Dickinson doubles up on right hands and drives Fraiser into the corner. Chop by Dickinson.   Second chop by Dickinson. Fraiser grabs Dickinson and spins him into the corner. Fraiser with a chop in return. Second chop.

2nd MINUTE
Both men trade punches and chops. Dickinson gets a rake of the eyes but runs into a forearm from Fraiser. Fraiser lands a few blows. But Dickinson cuts him off with a clothesline. Dickinson covers.

One…

T-

Fraiser with the easy kick out. Arm drag takedown by Dickinson who holds on to the arm and turns it into an armbar to keep Fraiser grounded.

3rd MINUTE
Fraiser makes it back to his feet. Dickinson hits a jumping front kick that sends Fraiser back down. Dickinson covers.

One…

Two…

Fraiser kicks out again. He stands and charges into another arm drag takedown from Dickinson. Again, Dickinson transitions into an armbar.

Thunderbolt Smith: So far, Bill Dickinson’s experience in these type of matches is showing. Jack Fraiser seems out of sorts. He doesn’t look comfortable. Dickinson is controlling and dominating the match. Rick, what do you think?

Rick Hall: Jack Fraiser was able to frustrate Bill Dickinson at MVWA 85 and caused the Heartland champion to get himself disqualified. Tonight, Dickinson is all business and he’s not giving Jack anything.

5th MINUTE
Dickinson works a chokehold. Fraiser turns into it but Dickinson drops down and tries gets the hold back but Fraiser escapes. Low Dropkick by Fraiser. Fraiser pulls Dickinson down but the Heartland Champion lifts Fraiser and suplexes him. But Fraiser lands on his feet. High kick by Fraiser. He goes for a second kick, but Dickinson pushes the leg out from under him and Fraiser stumbled into the corner turnbuckle head first.

6th MINUTE
Dickinson stomps the hell out of Fraiser. He stomps away at the challenger, pulls him up, and takes a chinlock from behind. Again Fraiser escapes…SUNSET FLIP…1..2..NO!!! Dickinson tries to grind Fraiser down with a rest hold. Elbow by Dickinson. Overhead kick by Fraiser who tries to get out of the ring. Dickinson pulls him back in. Right hand from Fraiser. He whips, reversed, right hand to Dickinson! Shoots the legs. But Dickinson stomps his back and flattens him.

Thunderbolt Smith: Again, every time Jack Fraiser gets something going, Bill Dickinson puts a quick stop to it.

Rick Hall: For all his size and girth, you forget that Dickinson is actually a very smart and astute wrestler. He’s not letting Jack Fraiser do anything he wants to do.

7th MINUTE
A very frustrated Fraiser confers with his Oootlander Blaire Rendell on the outside.

Thunderbolt Smith: Fraiser is going to have to try something different to get back into this match.

SNAFU appears with Coach E.J. Flack and heads towards ringside. Dickinson, waiting for Fraiser to come back in, sees SNAFU coming and becomes distracted by him.

Thunderbolt Smith: What is he doing here?

Rick Hall: SNAFU also gave Bill Dickinson a tough match at MVWA 86. It looks like he’s at ringside scouting both men.

Thunderbolt Smith: And then there’s also ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler in the mix as well.

Fraiser back in and they lock up. With Dickinson keeping an eye out on Daniels, Fraiser gets an arm wringer and hits a belly to belly suplex. Fraiser covers.

One…

Tw-

Dickinson kicks out and immediately looks towards SNAFU on the outside.

Thunderbolt Smith: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson needs to keep his focus on Jack Fraiser.

Rick Hall: It’s given Jack Fraiser an opening. The question is can he take advantage of it?

Fraiser lays in the boots on Dickinson. Fraiser lands a series of rights then a jumping forearm shot and a jumping boot that drives Dickinson to the corner. Fraiser charges in…he runs into a right hand.

8th MINUTE
Fraiser gets another head of steam. Dickinson counters into a Samoan drop. He climbs to the top rope but Daniels walks towards him and Dickinson stops and stares at him. Fraiser back up. He crotches Dickinson on the top rope and leaves him hanging on the rope. Fraiser spins Dickinson around and drops to the mat snapping Dickinson’s neck over the top rope. Dickinson rebounds off the apron to the floor.

Thunderbolt Smith: SNAFU is driving the Heartland Champion to distraction and Jack Fraiser is taking full advantage of the situation.

Rick Hall: Once again, Fraiser has a shot now. Can he do it?

Fraiser climbs to the top turnbuckle. But Dickinson has already tackled SNAFU and starts laying in the boots.

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE WE GO!

9th MINUTE
Fraiser is unsure what to do. The crowd suddenly roars.

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S THE NEWCOMER…DANGEROUS DAN WILLIAMS!

Rick Hall: WHAT? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

Williams races down and shoves Flack aside. SNAFU sees him and tries to get back to his feet. He doesn’t quite make it and Williams drives his shoulder into SNAFU’s gut and crashes against the steel barricade around the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: DAN WILLIAMS JUST PLANTED SNAFU AGAINST THE BARRICADE!

Williams and SNAFU brawl into the crowd.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, that was our first look at Dangerous Dan Williams and he made quite the impression. Is he affiliated in some way with Bill Dickinson.

Thunderbolt Smith: I guess we’ll find out soon enough. Bill Dickinson back in control and Fraiser is running out of gas.

11th MINUTE
Dickinson sets Fraiser up for a vertical suplex…and hits it. Cover.

One…

Two…

Fraiser desperately gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: I don’t know how much Fraiser has left in the tank.

Rick Hall: Jack Fraiser needs a miracle now.

Dickinson whips Fraiser into the ropes…he drops him with a High Crossbody.

Thunderbolt Smith: HIGH CROSSBODY!

Rick Hall: And we know what’s next.

What’s next is the powerbomb. Dickinson lifts and powers Fraiser to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: POWERBOMB!

Rick Hall: And that’s that.

Dickinson rolls the legs.

One…

Two…

THREE!

Thunderbolt Smith: Bill Dickinson remains the Heartland Champion!

Kimber Marshall in the ring with the pronouncement.

WINNER AND STILL HEARTLAND CHAMPION: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson @ 10:44

Fraiser slaps his hand on the mat. Dickinson takes the belt from referee Davey Keels and thrusts it high in the air.

Thunderbolt quickly runs down the prospective card for MVWA 87 on February 2nd.

MVW Title Match: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay

MVW Tag Team Title Match: The Dork Dynasty © vs. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers

MVW Women’s Title Match: Christa Carmondy © vs. the winner of ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin/Yosemite Samantha-match to be held next Saturday in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ll see you next time. For ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall, I’m Thunderbolt Smith. Good night everyone!

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1/20/19 MVW Rapid City, SD House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
Rapid City, South Dakota
Sunday January 20th, 2019

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson successfully defended the Heartland Title once again with a win over Average Joe last night in the final MVW house show of the weekend.

Dickinson has now held the Television/Heartland title now for nearly sixteen months.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Rapid City, SD Results
MATCH #1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MATCH #2 Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas and Maxie Perry- Thomas pinned with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #3 Miley Vyrus of the SEC defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Twerk.
MATCH #4 The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defeated Housewives of Chaos (Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker and Maj. Svetlana Kovaleski)- Davisson pinned Kovaleski with the Kick Start.
MATCH #5 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller via DQ- Butler DQ’d when ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler interfered in the match.
MATCH #6 ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis, “Queen Cool” Leah Iris defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot, Kathryn Randall Collins “KRC”, Yosemite Samantha “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”- Tess pinned KRC with the Pizza Cutter
MATCH #7 Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny) and the French Connection (Jobber-pronounced Joe-bear D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk host Dan Le Basterd)- A-Bomb pinned LeBasterd with the Atomic Powerbomb.
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Rah via submission with the Katahajime
MAIN EVENT-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated Average Joe with the High Crossbody/Powerbomb combination

Next week, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin faces Yosemite Samantha in a Women’s title #1 contender’s match. The winner will face Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy for the title at MVWA 87 in Peoria, Illinois.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3th – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

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1/20/19 Sunday Night Wrestling Preview

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LAST WEEK ON SUNDAY NIGHT WRESTLING:
MVW CEO Jill Berg welcomes everyone back to Sunday Night Wrestling.

Jack Fraiser defeats Average Joe in a Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin cuts a promo and says she respects Women’s champion Christa Carmondy.

MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay discuss their match at New Beginnings PPV.

‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver vs. ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five goes to a double countout.

Yosemite Samantha promo. She says she’s done waiting ‘her turn’ and she’ll do anything to win the title.

Christa Carmondy talks about Tessa Martin and the respect is mutual.

Christa then successfully defends the Women’s title over Tess in the main event. Post-match, Yosemite Samantha attacks Carmondy at the end of the show.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
Men’s Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell (SEC)

Contenders
#1 –
‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay
#2 – P.M.C. Banks (SEC)
#3 – ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit
#4 – Rah

Women’s Champion: Christa Carmondy
Contenders
#1 –
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
#2 – Yosemite Samantha
#3 – ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
#4 – ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

Tag Team Champions: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
Contender
#1 –
Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis
#2 –
Sports Entertainment Corporation: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
#3 –
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
#4 –
Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny
#5 –
Perfectly Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company

Heartland Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
Contenders
#1 –
Jack Fraiser
#2 –
SNAFU
#3 –
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
#4 –
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
#5 –
Average Joe

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3rd
David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

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THIS WEEK ON MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING’S SUNDAY NIGHT WRESTLING:
-Oshkosh, WI fallout and MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell talks.

-Christa Carmondy will talk about Yosemite Samantha’s attack on her last week.

-MVW Champion Blackwell takes on Average Joe in non-title action.

-‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson puts his Heartland title on the line against Jack Fraiser.

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1-19-2019 MVW Sioux City, IA House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Tyson Events Center
Sioux City, Iowa
Saturday January 19th, 2019

MVW Tag Team champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) ran into a buzzsaw tonight when they faced Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) in a non-title match that also served as the main event of Saturday’s MVW house show in a frigid Sioux City, Iowa.

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Weapons of Mass Destruction: H-Bomb, A-Bomb, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb

How cold was it in Sioux City, Iowa last night? 9 degrees.

Back to the match, WMD served notice that they’re ready to challenge for the tag team title they held for four weeks at the end of 2017/start of 2018. A-Bomb and H-Bomb refused to let the Dork’s get settled into their usual scientific wrestling patterns and took the pinfall when H-Bomb reversed a roll up by Sheldon.

Also last night, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill picked up his first MVW victory with a win over Mr. Wrestling XIVIII (43) and the Missouri Valley Fight Club reconvened and left with a victory over the Varney Sisters.

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MVW CEO Jill Berg again started the show in the ring and made basically the same announcement she made Friday night about the Oshkosh, Wisconsin incident.

Jill Berg: “MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell isn’t here tonight but Ray McAvay is. Again, let me make this clear. Blackwell will be defending the MVW title at MVWA 87 in two weeks against McAvay. Until then, both men will keep their hands off the other…their factions will keep their hands off of either Blackwell or McAvay…and all factions will keep their hands off Blackwell and McAvay. Anyone who wants to piss me off and disregard my edict…anyone who really wants to find out the hard way just how much of a bitch I can be if properly provoked- just try me.”

Missouri Valley Wrestling Sioux City, IA Results
MATCH #1 ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill defeated Mr. Wrestling XIVIII with The Disintegrator (modified F-5)
MATCH #2 The Missouri Valley Fight Club (Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott) defeated The Varney Sisters (Gwen and Blake)- McDermott submitted Blake Varney with the Indian Death Lock.
MATCH #3 Miley Vyrus of the SEC defeated Elaine Brazier with the Twerk.
MATCH #4 Yosemite Samantha and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin and Regina McGill- Yosemite Samantha pinned McGill with the Cannonball Combo
MATCH #5 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler via DQ- Butler DQ’d when ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller interfered in the match.
MATCH #6 Kirk Walstreit of the SEC defeated SNAFU with the Stock Market Plunge
MATCH #7 ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated P.M.C. Banks of the SEC with the McGill Bomb
MATCH #8-NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot with the Main Girl Crush
MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE MATCH: Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) defeated MVW Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson)- H-Bomb rolled up Sheldon for the pin.

Tonight, Missouri Valley Wrestling travels to Rapid City, South Dakota for a matinee show at the Rushmore Plaza Center. Scheduled to wrestle tonight: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, and MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

 

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1-18-2019 MVW Mason City, IA House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
North Iowa Events Center
Mason City, Iowa
Friday January 18th, 2019

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) held off a strong challenge from the Sports Entertainment Corporation (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks in the main event last night to remain the number one contenders to the MVW Tag Team titles.

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Halitosis, Rah, and Manager Regina McGill

After Halitosis incapacitated Walstreit with his lethal ‘breath of death,’ Rah hit the ‘Eye of RAHHHHHH’ (jackknife powerbomb with extreme prejudice) on Banks to finish off the SEC tag team. Much to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann consternation, Missouri Valley Wrestling CEO Jill Berg then came out and officially booked the tag team title match for MVWA 87: The Dork Dynasty © vs. the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.

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Berg started the show in the ring and made a special announcement in lieu of the events that took place the weekend before in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

Jill Berg: “Ray McAvay isn’t here tonight but Charlie Blackwell is so let me make this clear. Blackwell will be defending the MVW title at MVWA 87 in two weeks against McAvay. Until then, both men will keep their hands off the other…their factions will keep their hands off of either Blackwell or McAvay…and all factions will keep their hands off Blackwell and McAvay. Anyone who wants to piss me off and disregard my edict…anyone who really wants to find out the hard way just how much of a bitch I can be if properly provoked- just try me.”

Missouri Valley Wrestling Oshkosh, WI Results
MATCH #1 ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Mr. Wrestling XIVIII with the Devil’s Triangle submission hold.
MATCH #2 Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #3 Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Bobby Starr- Fraiser pinned Starr after Fraiser’s Oootlander knocked out Starr with a foreign object
MATCH #4 Yosemite Samantha defeated C.J. Lewis with the Cannonball Combo
MATCH #5 The SEC’s ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company in a three way match- Beaver pinned Company after fellow SEC member Taylor Switt (the country…er…pop songstress) broke her guitar over Company’s head.
MATCH #6-NON-TITLE MATCH Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller with the Powerbomb.
MATCH #7-NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated Kathryn Randall Collins “KRC” with the Main Girl Crush
MATCH #8-TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) defeat the Sports Entertainment Corporation (Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks)- Rah pinned Banks after hitting the Eye of RAHHHHH!
MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell defeated Average Joe with the Katahajime

Tonight, Missouri Valley Wrestling invades the Tyson Events Center in chilly Sioux City, Iowa. Scheduled to wrestle tonight: Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty, and just added- ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 9th – Eastern Kentucky Expo Center / Pikeville, KY
February 15th – Vilaero Event Center / Kearney, NE
February 16th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
February 17th – Eihusen Arena / Grand Island, NE

 

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1/13/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

WHAT WENT DOWN AT MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING’S NEW BEGINNINGS PPV:

-Jack Fraiser defeated Ken Worth-American Trucker

-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann tries to talk Dawn McGill into joining the SEC. McGill ends up being ‘kidnapped’ by ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five and turned into his valet.

-‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated The Couch Potato

-The Sports Entertainment Corporation (P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Ninja (Hank and Tiny) and Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb)

-Mr. McMann takes full credit for the return of Missouri Valley Wrestling.

-‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller defeated Ultratron-Five

-The Green World Order (Peta from PETA, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick) complain about ‘speciesism.’

-Mr. McMann tries to talk MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy into coming back to the SEC.

-Christa then successfully defends her Women’s title against ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defeated SNAFU to retain the MVW Heartland title.

‘The Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan won the 20 Woman Battle Royale.

-Tag Team Champions The Dork Dynasty (Leonard and Sheldon Robertson) defeated The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) to remain the champions.

-MAIN EVENT: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell retained over ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay

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Missouri Valley Wrestling Sunday Night Wrestling
Sunday January 13th, 2019
Taped January 5th at the Landon Arena
Topeka, Kansas

Announcers:
Thunderbolt Smith
‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

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The camera pans around the arena. Everyone is on their feet and chanting: “MVW!…MVW!…MVW!”

Thunderbolt Smith introduces himself then ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall and welcomes everyone to MVW Sunday Night Wrestling.

Smith notes that MVW CEO Jill Berg is in the ring and she has a few things to say.

JILL BERG ADDRESSES THE MVW FAITHFUL
Berg welcomes everyone to MVW’s Sunday Night Wrestling. She says it’s taken a year to MVW get back on the air in May 2017 and talks about the hard work that’s gone on behind the scenes to get to tonight.

Jill Berg: It is great to be back. Missouri Valley Wrestling is thankful for the opportunity that the Wrasslin’ World Channel has given us. The pay per view was a huge success. We now have to build on the show.

Smith runs down the card for the show.

-HEARTLAND TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe

-Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill vs. The SEC’s Justin Beaver

-MAIN EVENT/WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, a very interesting card tonight. Jack Fraiser took his game to a new level in 2018. He challenged the reigning Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the Heartland title and nearly beat him. Fraiser would love nothing more than to kick off 2019 by earning another title shot.

Thunderbolt Smith: But don’t discount Average Joe.

Rick Hall: No, you can’t. Average Joe will give out max effort every time he sets foot in the ring. If you’re not on your game, Average Joe can beat you. I’m also interested in watching Ultratron-Five with Dawn McGill. You know Mr. McMann has to be burning up inside with anger over the fact that no matter what he tries to scheme up, McGill always manages to slip through his fingers.

Thunderbolt Smith: He is Wile E. Coyote to her Roadrunner.

Rick Hall: Pretty much. And then Christa versus Tessa again in a rematch from New Beginnings. Tess wants that last run. Christa’s peaking in terms of her wrestling career. That’s going to be a good one.

Thunderbolt Smith: Jack Fraiser versus Average Joe will be right after these messages.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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Kimber Marshall is in the ring to introduce the first match which was taped in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

Jack Fraiser
AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
FIN: Canadian Crusher
Valet: ‘Oootlander Blaire Rendell

The video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters the source of the voice. He is dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you?   And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

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AGE: 40 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH
FIN: Average Slam
MGR: Tequila Sheila

Then Average Joe comes out with his valet Tequila Sheila.

*Tequila Sheila- Bobby Bare*

Shelia sashays down the aisle to the ring.

‘Pour me another…tequila…’

Sheila spins around as the crowd shouts out: ‘SHEILA!’

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MATCH #1: Jack Fraiser vs. Average Joe
Heartland Title #1 Contender’s Match
They come out quick, working counters and end in a standoff. Fraiser hits a dropkick and drives Average Joe to the floor. They brawl a bit. Both Rendell and Tequila Sheila get involved and eventually the action goes back to the ring.   Back in and Average Joe hits an Average Slam. He covers for 2 but Rendell makes the save. Average Joe with uppercuts, chops, and then a back breaker for 2. Average Joe lays in strikes, but Fraiser fires up and they trade strikes. Fraiser hits a hurricanrana. Average Joe rolls to the floor. Fraiser follows with a moonsault to the floor.

Crowd: MVW!…MVW!…MVW!

Back in and Fraiser hits a missile dropkick and rolls into a German for 2. Average Joe counters the Canadian Crusher, but Fraiser follows with kicks. Average Joe counters by low bridging Fraiser, and follows with a head kick. Body slam countered into a cradle by Fraiser for 2. Fraiser hits another slam but Average Joe kicks out at 2. Fraiser heads up top, but Average Joe crotches him and leaves him in the tree of woe. Average Joe gets a chair and dropkicks it into Fraiser’s face. Fraiser tries to roll out. Average Joe pulls him back in. Fraiser fights him off and hits a double stomp. Average Joe kills Fraiser with a lariat. Average Slam is countered and Fraiser hits a cradled tombstone for a near fall. Average Joe fires back with kicks. Average Joe again looks for an Average Slam and Fraiser counters. He hits the Canadian Crusher. Cover. One…two…three.

WINNER: Jack Fraiser @ 12:33 (8:30 shown on TV)

Rick Hall: Jack Fraiser gets his biggest MVW win yet. Good back and forth battle but Fraiser is able to counter Average Joe’s Average Slam and hits his finisher to go through to the finals.

Thunderbolt Smith: So Jack Fraiser will get another shot at ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the…OH AND DICKINSON’S IN THE RING!

Heartland Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson decks Fraiser with a High Crossbody and then splats Fraiser to the mat with a vicious powerbomb. Fraiser’s Oootlander Blaire Rendell jumps on Dickinson’s back and starts flailing away. Dickinson flips her over his head to the mat. He then powerbomb’s Rendell as well.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, the Heartland champion once again making it be known that he’s the top dog in the division and it’s going to take a hell of an effort to knock him off his perch.

TESSA MARTIN PROMO
MVW backstage reporter Blair Moise interviews ‘The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin.

Tess says she’s come to respect Christa Carmondy over the past couple years.

Tessa Martin: I think Christa’s become a great wrestler. She’s forged her own path and she’s been a very good champion.

Tess adds she knows her time is running short. She has a couple really good years left in her and would love to get another run at the top before she calls it a career. Blair asks her about the close finish between her and Christa at New Beginnings.

Tessa Martin: I was upset about the finish because I was close…this close…to winning the title. The tape shows she won and I accept that. Hopefully tonight, the tables will turn and she’ll be the one with her shoulders on the mat.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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Thunderbolt Smith: Almost two weeks ago, ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell finally defeated ‘Red Solo Plastic Up’ Ray McAvay to solidify his hold on the MVW Title at New Beginnings.

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, it was a great match. Blackwell threw everything into the match and he broke through in a big way on a big stage.

REPLAY-MVW TITLE MATCH
‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell © vs. ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
MVW New Beginnings PPV

[McAvay slaps on an inverted face lock…hooks the arm…and pulls backwards and up.]

Thunderbolt Smith: DRAGON SLEEPER!

[Dark and Stormy end the striptease. The SEC’s Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver climb into the ring. Les Miserables’s General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen throw themselves at the SEC. Blackwell starts to fade. Several other members of the Les Miserables hit the ring and attack Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver.]

Thunderbolt Smith: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE! WE’VE GOT PEOPLE IN THE RING AND McAVAY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

[Blackwell’s arm goes limp. McAvay breaks the hold…puts Blackwell’s head between his legs…but Blackwell stands up and flips McAvay over him.]

Thunderbolt Smith: BLACKWELL COUNTERED THE McGILL BOMB!

[Blackwell rolls him up.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S DONE IT! CHARLIE BLACKWELL HAS DEFEATED RAY McAVAY!

*DING-DING-DING*

[McAvay sits up. He can’t believe what’s just happened.]

McAVAY PROMO
Thunderbolt Smith:
Ray McAvay, in his first match back after being on the shelf for ten months, nearly walked out of New Beginnings as the MVW Champion.

Flanked by the Les Miserables, McAvay gets a standing ovation. He thanks everyone and promises that he will regain the MVW Title and be the people’s champion.

Ray McAvay: We are here in Topeka, Kansas this afternoon because Mr. McMann and the Sports Entertainment Corporation don’t get it. They clearly are doing this for fame, money, power, and ego. I’m wrestling for the fans. I’m wrestling for the people who paid their hard earned income to come here tonight. I’m wrestling for folks like you. I’m not in this for personal fame or glory. I show up. Punch in. Shut up. And get to work. My job is to go out to the ring and put on the best show possible for the fans.   I’m-

Charlie Blackwell (interrupting): Ray, Ray, Ray.

CHARLIE BLACKWELL PROMO
MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell walks out followed by a CSPN film crew.

Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell is a former member of the Les Miserables who sold out to ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s Sports Entertainment Corporation.

Blackwell mock congratulates McAvay on the win and is not surprised he is still ‘slumming’ with the Les Miserables.

Charlie Blackwell: Ray, I left the Les Miserables because I wanted to get paid. Pandering to the common people doesn’t get you paid. Wrestling for people with the money does. Now, I have the best of both worlds. I’m getting paid and now I’ve got the MVW title belt.

Blackwell throws out a challenge to the former champion and declares that McAvay’s days holding the MVW title is over.

Charlie Blackwell: You are the past. ‘Charlie Wrestling’ is the future.

Thunderbolt sends it to the ring for our next match.

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‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
AGE: 24 / HT: 6′ 0″  WT: 235 / HOME: Hollywood, CA
MGR: Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt

Mr. McMann, SEC mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, and the SEC (Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks) escort Beaver to the ring. Switt comes to the ring leaving a trail of white powder that overflows from her guitar.

Phil Finebaum: MY FACTION IS BETTER THAN YOUR FACTION!

*Dark, ominous music*

Ultratron-Five ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’
AGE: ? / HT: 5’ 10″ WT: 200 / HOME: Parts Unknown
FIN: The Disintegrator (Modified F-5)
MGR: Dawn McGill

Ultratron-Five leads Dawn McGill on stage. She has a blank look on her face and a Singapore cane in her hand.

Ultratron-Five: Sniveling, puny, human insects, I have evolved beyond any human capability. The hand that slays you belongs to…Ultratron-Five-

Ultratron-Five’s metallic robot outfit gets jammed up and he’s unable to move.

Ultratron-Five: …*BLEEP*….Dammit!

Dawn McGill (cold/expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

McGill rolls her eyes and gives the Ultratron-Five a swift kick to unstick the leg. Then she catches herself and snaps back into character.

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MATCH #2: ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver vs ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five
Beaver attacks at the bell and runs into a right hand. Beaver with a tope and he runs wild until McGill distracts him. Ultratron-Five finally gets in some offense. They trade big time strikes, eye rake by Ultratron-Five and Samoan drop for 2. But Ultratron-Five locks up again and can’t move. Beaver throws him out of the ring to the floor and the SEC attack. Vyrus gets a couple shots in. Twitt blasts Ultratron-Five with her powder filled guitar that explodes in a brilliant white flash.

Seemingly breaking out of character, McGill races around the corner and *THWACK* nails Switts with the Singapore cane. Vyrus rushes in…*THWACK*…then she snaps back…

Dawn McGill (cold/expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

This sets Mr. McMann off and he grabs a microphone from ringside.

Mr. McMann: No. No-no-no. This is the same crap you did before Dawn. Last year, you played Sports Entertainment Barbie. This year, it’s…whatever you’re doing now. You play the character when it suits you and pop back into Demolition Machine mode when you need to kick some ass. This is crap and you should be doing it for the SEC instead of working with a cheap b-movie knock off.

McGill’s response?

Dawn McGill (cold, expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

McMann throws up his hands. In the meantime, both wrestlers are counted out.

WINNER: Double count-out @ 4:15

McMann muttered ‘this sucks’ as he skulks to the back with the rest of the SEC.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Missouri Valley Wrestling is on the road and headed towards MVWA 87.

January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
-MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy, Rah and Halitosis, Charlie Blackwell, Jack Fraiser among others
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
-MVW Men’s Champion Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl ‘ Tessa Martin, The Dork Dynasty
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb, ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Yosemite Samantha, Charlie Blackwell
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
-Ray McAvay, Christa Carmondy, The Dork Dynasty, Charlie Blackwell
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
-Charlie Blackwell, Tessa Martin, WMD

February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL

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YOSEMITE SAMANTHA PROMO
Yosemite Samantha aka…“The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest cowgirl who ever crossed the Rio Grande”…came out and cut a promo on how she’s been working her ass off for the better part of eighteen months and she wants the Women’s title.

Yosemite Samantha: I’m done waiting for ‘my turn.’ Yeah, I got a chance in late 2017 but Lisa Barbosa-Stevens literally broke my ankle for the match and I ran on fifty percent. Yeah, I got my shot at the new champ at the end of 2018…roughed her up good for over twenty minutes…lost ‘cause I didn’t finish the job. I didn’t get the rematch at New Beginnings…and that’s fine. But now, I’m here to tell you that I will finish the job.

Yosemite Samantha warns Christa that her aim is to getting a title shot and winning the women’s belt. And she’ll do anything to win the belt…anything.

CHRISTA CARMONDY PROMO
Blair Moise talks with the Women’s champion.

Christa acknowledges her opponent, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, as being one of the legends of Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Christa Carmondy: Tess was there at the beginning. She’s been a great champion in the past.   And she fought one hell of a fight a couple weeks ago at New Beginnings.

Blair goes to the replay.

REPLAY: MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
MVW New Beginnings PPV

[Each woman staggers after getting hit, spittle flying off their faces as their heads snap back. Carmondy seizes the advantage after she connects a slobberknocker of a punch and Martin crumbles to the mat.]

7th MINUTE
[Carmondy pulls Martin into the center of the ring. Roll up cover.

[One…]

[Two…]

[NO…Martin reverses Carmondy.]

[One…

[Two…]

[NO…Carmondy reverses.]

[One…Martin reverses.]

[One…reverse.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: Wait a minute! Who won!

Rick Hall: It happened too fast for me. I don’t know.

[Referee Brent Payson emphatically makes the call for Christa Carmondy.]

Smith throws it to Kimber Marshall in the ring for the main event.

*’Dig In’-Lenny Kravitz*

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 32 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter

Tess walks down to the ring holding her ever present oversized pizza box of doom. She gets a big ovation from the crowd.

Then Kimber presents the Women’s Champion.

*“Hey You”- Bachman Turner Overdrive *

The crowd explodes when Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s champion Christa Carmondy walks out on stage.

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 27 /HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Carmondy climbs in the ring and raises her arms.

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MAIN EVENT- WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

[The referee calls for the bell.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And here we go.

[Collar and elbow tie up. Both women circle and look for position.]

Rick Hall: Tessa Martin has held the Television title in the all-woman era but the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ has never held the top Missouri Valley Wrestling title belt.

[Carmondy whips Tessa into the ropes. Tess ducks under and hits the ropes. Carmondy whiffs on the return. Martin stops…slaps Carmondy. They lock up again…Carmondy pulls hair and Tessa slaps her again.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy’s pulling the hair.

Rick Hall: She hasn’t totally given up her bad girl ways.

Thunderbolt Smith: But Tessa’s slapping her and Christa does not like it.

[Carmondy gets pissed and slaps her back. She teases an American Blockbuster…MARTIN rolls from the ring…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Both wrestlers have struggled to gain a clear advantage over the other up to this point.

Rick Hall: Both women are still feeling each other out. Tess has talked a lot over the past couple weeks about how close she was to winning the title at New Beginnings and she’s taking a cautious approach in the early going.

4th MINUTE
[…Tess escapes from a wristlock. Carmondy cradles her for the cover.]

[One…]

[Two…MARTIN kicks out.]

[Carmondy attacks the knee. She goes for a knee bar but Martin makes the ropes. Tess and Carmondy exchange strikes. Tess hits a running knee strike and then a back breaker. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…Carmondy powers out.]

[Carmondy sends Martin to the floor. She follows. Then Carmondy lifts and suplexes the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl on the apron. Martin tries a desperation drop kick from the apron. Carmondy sidesteps…pulls her up…and slams her onto the broadcast table.]

5th MINUTE
[Carmondy pulls a table out and throws it into the ring. she drags MARTIN back in and drapes her over the table. Carmondy climbs to the top turnbuckle…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy going airborne!

Rick Hall: INCOMING!

[…and puts Martin through the table.]

Crowd: MVW!…MVW!…MVW!

[Carmondy hooks the legs.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…]

Thunderbolt Smith: NO! Tessa just got the shoulder up in time.

Rick Hall: Wow that was close.

Thunderbolt Smith: Very close.

[Carmondy lays in the chops. Martin fights back and hits a flying forearm. Rights by Tess and then a dragon screw. Tess steps out of the ring and grabs a chair. She slides the chair in. *WHAP* Martin blasts Carmondy with the chair. She then surfboards the chair and kicks it in Carmondy’s face. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…Carmondy kicks out.]

6th MINUTE
[Tessa hits a dropkick. Body slam. Legdrop. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…again Carmondy kicks out.]

[Martin on the offensive but Carmondy cuts her off. Tessa misses clothesline. Carmondy belly to belly suplexes Martin and holds with the shoulders on the mat…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Tessa gets the shoulder up late again. She rolls and spills to the floor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Good move by Tessa. Regroup. Refocus.

[Tess rolls back in and another lock up…]

Rick Hall: This has been a good one. I almost think Carmondy is even better now than she was a year and a half ago when she was the champion the first time.

Thunderbolt Smith: I’m not going to disagree with that. But I’m getting a message that ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is backstage with a CSPN film crew. Mr. McMann apparently has something to say that pertains to both women in the ring right now.

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MR. McMANN PROMO
With the CSPN camera crew filming him, Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris interview Mr. McMann. McMann reveals that regretfully the SEC was unable to come to terms on deals to bring ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin or the MVW Women’s champion Christa Carmondy back to the fold. McMann states ‘it’s their loss’ and promises to bring a new women’s wrestler that’s better than Tess and Carmondy.

Morris asks McMann if Missouri Valley Wrestling fans will be surprised at who he brings in.

Mr. McMann: The track record of the wrestler I’m looking to bring into the SEC speaks for itself. The SEC will only look for the best. This wrestler was the best in Missouri Valley Wrestling before…and once she comes in, I’m quite confident she’ll be the best again.

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10th MINUTE
[…Carmondy and Tess trade strikes in the middle of the ring. Tessa flings herself to the ropes and fires across the ring. Carmondy evades the high crossbody and Martin nearly decapitates herself in the ropes. Carmondy lays in knee strikes. She pulls Martin off the ropes and sets her up for a delayed vertical suplex. Vertical suplex. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thre…no…kick out!]

Thunderbolt Smith: Tessa Martin somehow kicks out at the last ditch moment!

[Carmondy gets heated with the referee and claps her hands three times in quick succession. Tessa rolls out of the ring again.]

11th MINUTE
[Tess again slides a chair into the ring and raises the chair to strike. Carmondy hits a standing drop kick and bends Martin over. She then DDT’s Tessa onto the chair.]

Thunderbolt Smith: WHAT A COUNTER BY CHRISTA CARMONDY!

Rick Hall: Tess waited too long and gave Christa an opening.

[Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Thr-…Tessa somehow gets a shoulder up at the last possible second.]

[Carmondy pulls Martin to his feet and lifts her into a vertical suplex position. But this time, she drops to the mat driving Martin head first to the mat.]

Thunderbolt Smith: MEAN GIRL CRUSH!

Rick Hall: I think that’s all!

[Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: SHE’S DONE IT! CHRISTA CARMONDY DEFEATS THE ‘EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN AND RETAINS THE MVW WOMEN’S TITLE!

WINNER AND STILL MVW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Christa Carmondy @ 11:22

Post match, Carmondy gets on the microphone and thanks the MVW faithful for being at the show. She then talks about her foray into the regular ‘working world’ before she returned to MVW.

Christa Carmondy: I’m so glad I came back to Missouri Valley Wrestling. I was tired of being something I wasn’t and around people I didn’t agree with their values. I’d rather be here with people like you than to be around a bunch of fake, phony, plastic people- OOOOF…

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S YOSEMITE SAMANTHA!

Out of nowhere, Yosemite Samantha runs down and tackles Carmondy in the ring.

Rick Hall: CHRISTA NEVER SAW HER COMING!

Yosemite Samantha and Carmondy roll around the ring trying to throw punches. The referee tries to get in between the two and gets shoved away.

The crowd buzzes as the two women brawl.

The end credits start to roll.

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S GOING TO DO IT FOR THIS WEEK.

 

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1-12-19 MVW Oshkosh, WI House Show Report

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An ugly incident took place in the main event of last night’s Missouri Valley Wrestling house show in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

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Charlie Blackwell and Ray McAvay

During the match between the number one contender for the MVW Title ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and P.M.C. Banks from the Sports Entertainment Corporation, McAvay had Banks in a Dragon Sleeper submission hold and was on his way to winning the match. MVW Champion ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell, who’d been watching the match unfold from outside the ring, suddenly jumped into the ring with a steel chair and plastered McAvay in the back of the head with it.

Referee Davey Keels immediately disqualified Banks and awarded the win to McAvay. Blackwell smacked McAvay in the back with the chair two more times before climbing out and looking underneath the ring. In the meantime, McAvay’s Les Miserables attacked the other members of the SEC at ringside (Kirk Walstreit, Mr. McMann, and Phil Finebaum) and things were getting tense. Blackwell returned to the ring with a baseball bat and struck McAvay in the back. Blackwell then aimed for McAvay’s surgically repaired neck when Stormy, one of McAvay’s valets and one half of West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy ran into the ring and grabbed the bat. In the brief struggle that ensued, the bat accidently struck Stormy in the head and knocked her out.

At that point, everything fell apart and the Les Miserables jumped into the ring. Blackwell immediately exited under the bottom rope and took off for the back with the Les Miserables hot on his trail.

Medical staff immediately came to Stormy’s aid and she spent the night at the Aurora Medical Center in Oshkosh with a mild concussion. McAvay also treated at the hospital for some bruising and left the hospital later on in the evening.

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MVW CEO Jill Berg had this to say about the incident:
“I understand that there is a lot of tension and bad feelings between MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay right now but that does not excuse Charlie Blackwell’s actions tonight at the MVW house show in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. We all know over the past couple years, Blackwell and McAvay have wrestled several great matches against each other in their heated rivalry and my preference would be for both men to settle their differences in the ring. I’m sure our devoted fans would feel the same way.

Berg added that this incident will not be addressed on tonight’s edition of Sunday Night Wrestling as the show has already been put together for airing. She stated the McAvay-Blackwell situation would be tackled on next Sunday night’s show.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Oshkosh, WI Results
MATCH #1 ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with the Devil’s Triangle submission hold.
MATCH #2 Ninja Kitty defeated Maxie Perry with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #3 SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack and Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- SNAFU pinned Idol after hitting the Philadelphia Facebuster
MATCH #4 Yosemite Samantha defeated Cheryl Parkman with the Cannonball Combo
MATCH #5 Perfectly Average Company (Average Joe and Brad Company) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny)- Average Joe pinned Hank with the Average Slam
MATCH #6 ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler defeated ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller with the Lariat
MATCH #7-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © defeated Jack Fraiser with the Sleeper.
MATCH #8-Non-Title Match: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris with the Main Girl Crush
MATCH #9 Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom and Hy Drogen Bomb)
MAIN EVENT: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated P.M.C. Banks via DQ due to outside interference.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
January 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA
January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA
January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD
January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI
February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL
February 2nd – MVWA 87 @ Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL
February 3rd – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL

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