The Wrestling Guys Report: Missouri Valley Wrestling’s MVWA 75

MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan drives challenger Lisa Barbosa-Stevens to the mat.

Thunderbolt Smith: Last night was the night Lisa Barbosa-Stevens had been building towards ever since the first night she stepped foot in a Missouri Valley Wrestling ring. Barbosa-Stevens did her homework on the MVW Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan in the weeks leading up to their main event encounter at MVWA 75. In the run up to the match, respect was the order of the day as both Carrigan and Barbosa-Steven expressed their admiration for each other.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: That’s right Thunderbolt. Five thousand people piled into Kansas City’s Kemper Arena to see if Carrigan’s long reign at the top of MVW would come to an end at the hands of challenger Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. The Canadian Cyborg has proven to be a resilient champion in fighting off challenges from the likes of Christa Carmondy, ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris, and Kathryn Randall Collins. Could she hold off the hard charging Barbosa-Stevens who climbed into the ring with momentum on her side?

Barbosa-Stevens going for the cover

Early on, Barbosa-Stevens wasted little time going on the offense. She hit a belly to back suplex on the champion and then a top rope hurricanrana for an early cover. Carrigan roared right back with a German Suplex and then speared Barbosa-Stevens right through the ropes to the floor. Both women were nearly counted out by referee Davey Keels before bringing the action back in. Barbosa-Stevens continued to be aggressive. She brought Carrigan down with a drop toe hold and then a missile dropkick from the top rope. Barbosa-Stevens sent the champion into the corner and hit a springboard forearm and then a splash. Lisa stunned her off the ropes and hit a cobra clutch slam. She made multiple covers that Carrigan kicked out of and kept pressing the action.

Carrigan cut off another springboard and went sunset flip for a shock pin attempt. Barbosa-Stevens hit a wheelbarrow slam off the ropes for another near fall. Both women battle to the apron, and Carrigan tossed Barbosa-Stevens to the floor. Carrigan followed with northern lights suplex and then a dead lift suplex on the floor. Keels nearly counted both contestants out. Carrigan and Barbosa-Stevens barely beat the count back in. They traded chops. Forearms by Barbosa-Stevens and she tried to keep the pace of the match fast with an enziguri but Carrigan’s power game began to turn the tide. Carrigan started off with rolling German Suplexes for a near fall and dropped the challenger with a Michinoku driver for another near fall. Barbosa-Stevens rallied back with a Tiger Bomb and covered for 2.5. She went top rope for a shooting star press but Carrigan got her knees ups. The champion rolled her over for another near fall. Overhead belly to belly by Carrigan lands Barbosa-Stevens in the corner. Carrigan then hit a power bomb and then set up the Canadian Destroyer. She hit it and made the cover for the three count to pull out a tough win.

WINNER AND STILL MVW CHAMPION: Sheline Carrigan at 14:15

Thunderbolt Smith: This was a terrific match. Again, I really thought that going in, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens was primed to win. Sheline Carrigan has been the champion for well over a year and it’s hard to keep getting up for big matches. Barbosa-Stevens had a game plan and she came very close to winning the match. However, like in the matches Carrigan had with Christa Carmondy, it seems as if Sheline hits another gear as the match goes on.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, I completely agree. Carrigan’s power game finally slowed Barbosa-Stevens down enough where she could turn the momentum of the match in her favor. I don’t think this one is done quite yet. I think Lisa will get another shot at the champion. She is definitely more than capable of defeating her.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, let’s move down the card. Regina McGill won the MVW Heartland title from ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin of the Sports Entertainment Corporation at a house show in Carbondale, Illinois three weeks ago. Regina’s sister Dawn has been feuding with Tessa- who used to be her best friend- and Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: Yeah, the Dawn McGill-Mr. McMann feud has been a thing dating back to last year and it blew up big time this weekend. Dawn attacked Mr. McMann with a Singapore Cane in Washington D.C. Saturday night and laid him out. There is some real bad, bad blood between the two right now.

Thunderbolt Smith: Dawn would be in Regina’s corner. Mr. McMann and the SEC would be in Tessa’s. Would there be more fireworks in the offing?

With Dawn McGill watching, Tessa Martin delivers a blow to the back of Heartland Champion Regina McGill.

Like in their match at Arch Wrestling Madness, Tess came out and started fast. She stopped two hurricanrana attempts from Regina and turned them into facebusters. Regina tried to work Tess’s arm but the Extreme Pizza Delivery used her experience to out grapple her. Regina finally got an arm bar but Tess got the ropes. The challenger took a powder to the floor to chat with Mr. McMann and Angels of Death. Once back in, Tess went after Regina’s leg with a series of kicks and then fired a forearm strike. Tess and Regina traded running kicks. Tessa connected with a comer dropkick and slapped on the Cobra Clutch. Regina made it to the ropes and referee Ron Martin called for a break.

Tess tried a little submission wrestling and worked a guillotine. Regina slipped out and hit a suplex for the near fall. She then fought off a brainbuster attempt, but Tess raked the eyes and then tried to choke her out. Tess nailed the brainbuster for another near fall and looked to put an end to the match. She thought she’d done exactly that when Regina was sent to the ropes and came back. Tess hit the kick to the gut and then nailed the champion with a Pizza Cutter. Tess immediately covered and would have had the three count but Dawn McGill reached in and pulled the referee out of the ring. This sent Mr. McMann and the SEC into a frothing meltdown.   Ron Martin scolded Dawn and then went back into the ring.

Regina regained control of the match. She hit the lariat and covered- Tess kicked out at 2. Regina worked knee strikes and kicks. Then she unleashed a series of Slingblades on Tess- the final one leaving her vulnerable for a cover. Regina hooked the leg but Tess kicked out. Finally, Regina hit the Pepsi Plunge and that was all.

WINNER AND STILL HEARTLAND CHAMPION: Regina McGill @ 16:35

Thunderbolt Smith: Clearly, Tessa had her dead to rights after hitting the Pizza Cutter. Dawn McGill’s intervention when she pulled the referee out of the ring saved Regina McGill. Which makes what happened afterwards so shocking to everyone.

MVWA 75- Post match Regina McGill © vs. Tessa Martin
Tessa, clearly fuming, glared at referee Ron Martin and then at Dawn McGIll. Dawn and Mr. McMann were shouting at each other from across the ring. Regina stood on the top turnbuckle and held up the Heartland title belt.

Finally, she climbs down and walks over to Tessa- who’s still not happy. Regina surprises everyone by extending her hand. Tessa amazes everyone by actually shaking Regina’s hand. Then Regina stuns the crowd. She turns and blasts Dawn in the face with the Heartland title belt.

Tess pulls a dazed Dawn up, kick to the mid-section, Pizza Cutter. Mr. McMann claps his hands excitedly. Regina drags Dawn over to the corner and wraps her sister’s right leg (Dawn’s good leg as her other knee had reconstructive knee surgery two years ago) around the ringpost and locks it in a figure four leglock hanging upside down off the ring apron.

Mr. McMann taunts Dawn and slaps her in the face a couple times. Then out of nowhere…

Christa Carmondy races down to the ring with a steel chair and slides stomach first into the ring. She takes the chair and drills Mr. McMann in the back.

Tessa charges her- Christa nails her with a steel chair facial.

Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott rush in. Christa takes them both down with steel chair shots.

Then Christa slides out of the ring and surprises Regina with a steel chair shot. The hold is released and Regina tumbles to the floor

Thunderbolt Smith: I couldn’t believe what I was watching. First, Regina McGill turned on her sister and tried to damage her good knee. Then Christa Carmondy- who herself has huge issues with Mr. McMann and the Sports Entertainment Corporation- made her return to MVW and came to the rescue. Afterwards, Dawn was helped to the back and thankfully did not suffer any catastrophic damage to her good knee.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: Shocked. Simply shocked. But Dawn has to be doing some soul-searching here. First her best friend Tessa Martin turns on her- now her sister, flesh and blood, has turned on her. She’s got to be wondering what in world is going on.

Thunderbolt Smith: Well, now that Regina McGill is now a part of the Sports Entertainment Corporation, my guess is now the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin is going to go after the MVW title.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: Makes sense. But with the return of Christa Carmondy, that top tier is getting crowded. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens will feel as if she deserves another title shot. Carmondy. Tessa. And you can’t forget Kathryn Randall Collins either.

Thunderbolt Smith: So, with that in mind, we turn to the MVW Tag Team Title match that took place right after this incident. MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death versus Main Street USA.   Remember, Christa Carmondy put both Angel Casey and Angel Scott down with steel chair shots in the post match melee. Would that have any bearing on their match with C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris of Main Street USA?

C.J. Lewis slamming Angel Casey to the mat.

C.J. Lewis came out ready to rock and roll. The former Hooter’s waitress had her way with Angel Casey at the outset and planted her with a powerbomb. Even when Angel Scott tagged in, she had her hands full with Lewis- clearly motivated for the occasion. Both Angels seemed a half a step slow in comparison to Lewis and Iris who were crisper and more fluid in their moves. Main Street USA isolated Scott in their corner and worked quick tags back and forth. Finally, Scott got away and tagged in Casey. She finally went on the offense. Clothesline, jawbreaker, dropkick combo and then a splash for 2. Iris tagged back in and sent Casey to the floor. The SEC’s Prisoner #034291 intervened and kicked Lewis in the face. This brought down Main Street USA’s Kari Ferguson and Kirsten Canfield and they attacked Prisoner #034291. Back in the ring, Iris got the hot tag to C.J. and lit up Casey with rights and head butts. A corner clothesline and bulldog follow for 2 as Casey barely kicked out. Scott hit the ring and tried to cause a disqualification but ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris attacked her. Lewis hit the last round and that was all

Lewis making the pinfall on Casey while ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris occupies Angel Scott.

WINNER AND *NEW* MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Main Street USA: ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis @ 8:42

Post match, Prisoner #034291, Heartland Champion Regina McGill, and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin hit the ring and attack the new tag champions. Tess blasted Lewis in the back with her oversized pizza box of doom. Prisoner #034291 hit a two handed choke slam on Iris. Ferguson and Canfield jumped into the ring and ran into the SEC buzzsaw. Then…

…former Tag Team champions and members of the SEC Brandi and Wendi Bayless raced down to the ring and jumped Prisoner #034291 and McGill. Ferguson and Canfield then took out Tess. Lewis and Iris tossed Casey and Scott out of the ring.

Thunderbolt Smith: Angels of Death may have been softened up a bit after taking chair shots from Christa Carmondy after the Heartland title match, but Main Street USA looked a lot more determined and motivated than the former champions. Remember, Leah Iris wrestled for the title at the first Missouri Valley Wrestling supershow at MVWA 59 in February 2015 and then again at Arch Wrestling Madness in March 2015. So, she finally gets her first title.

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: This turned out to be a middling night for the SEC. No wrestler in the MVW Title match. They pick up the Heartland title only because Mr. McMann convinced Regina McGill to turn on her sister and join the SEC. And then they lost the tag belts at the hands of Main Street USA.   With the return of Christa Carmondy and the Bayless Twins, it’s going to be that much harder for the SEC to get in title contention.

Thunderbolt Smith: In other matches from the show…

Andrea Allen defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot and ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin at 8:22

Thunderbolt Smith: Allen won via count out because both Harlot and Perrin brawled on the outside and didn’t make it back to the ring in time.

The O’Neders: Anita and Rita defeated The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey @ 15:16

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: The O’Neders pick up with yet another win over the slumping Korver Sisters.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Adrienne Banks, Ninja Kitty, and Prisoner #034291 @ 18:31

Thunderbolt Smith: Yosemite Samantha emerges victorious in a wild fatal four way match.

Housewives of Chaos: Svetlana Kovaleski and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker w/Dawn McGill defeat the Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott @ 17:00

‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall: And Housewives of Chaos kicked off the show with a win over the Missouri Valley Fight Club.

MVWA 75 RESULTS:
-Housewives of Chaos: Svetlana Kovaleski/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker w/Dawn McGill defeat The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott @ 17:00
-Yosemite Samantha defeated Adrienne Banks, Ninja Kitty, and Prisoner #034291 @ 18:31
-The O’Neders: Anita and Rita defeat The Korver Sisters @ 15:16
-Andrea Allen defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot and ‘The Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin @ 8:22
-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH- Regina McGill © w/Dawn McGill defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin @ 16:35
-MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH- Main Street USA: C.J. Lewis/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris defeated Angels of Death: Angel Casey/Angel Scott © @ 8:42
-MAIN EVENT/MVW TITLE MATCH: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens @ 14:15

ALSO:
-Regina McGill turned on her sister Dawn and joined the Sports Entertainment Corporation
-Christa Carmondy returned to MVW
-The Bayless Twins also returned to MVW.

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4/23-MVW House Show Report/MVWA 75 Card Released

Missouri Valley Wrestling ran their go home show before MVWA 75 this Sunday in Terre Haute, Indiana with a seven match card. MVW champion Sheline Carrigan sat out the show but her challenger at MVWA 75 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens showed up and featured in the night’s main event.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Kari Ferguson
-Yosemite Samantha avenged her defeated last week to Ferguson in Fort Dodge, Iowa with a solid win over the former MVW Heartland champion using the Shotgun Knee/Cannonball combo.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Ninja Kitty
-With one of her opponents (and major irritant) Eva Perrin watching at ringside with her husband Colonel John Perrin, Harlot managed to block them both out and focus on the always difficult to wrestle Ninja Kitty. Harlot locked her up in the White Trash Compactor to pick up the win.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Kirsten Canfield (Main Street USA) defeated Heartland Champion Regina McGill and Andrea Allen (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-McGIll’s opponent at MVWA 75, ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, showed up at ringside and both women got into a brawl. McGill was counted out in the process and eliminated from the match.   With the Heartland Champion out of the way, Canfield used her awkward style to confuse and then pin Allen to pick up the win.

Post-match, Canfield danced along with Allen and the ”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti, much to the crowd’s delight.

Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Eva Perrin w/Colonel John Perrin
-Paybacks are a you-know-what. Lani Harlot came to the ring and actively hit on Eva’s husband during the match driving Perrin to distraction- which is a bad thing if you’re facing a quality opponent like KRC. KRC wins with the Gogaplata with Lani laughing away at ringside.

Sports Entertainment Genius Mr. McMann walks out with the Sports Entertainment Corporation (Tessa Martin, Prisoner #034291, and MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death) and promises ‘big things’ for the upcoming MVWA 75 show. Why? Because McMann predicts that Tess will beat Regina McGill, retake the title, and humiliate her in front of her older sister Dawn McGill. McMann calls Regina’s win over Tess a ‘fluke’ and claims says she stole her win that brought her the Heartland Title.

Tess is, of course, completely in agreement with Mr. McMann’s assessment.

Prisoner #034291 (Sports Entertainment Corporation) defeated Major Svetlana Kovaleski w/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker and Dawn McGill
-In a match where Tessa spent most of the time exchanging barbs with her former best friend Dawn McGill, Prisoner #034291 steals a victory from Kovaleski with some subterfuge by Angels of Death. With the referee minding the escalating battle of words between Tessa and Dawn outside the ring, Prisoner #034291 maneuvered Kovaleski into the SEC’s corner where Angel Scott clocked her in the back of the head with a lead pipe.

Post-match, Dr. Lecker had to be restrained from going after the AoD.

C.J. Lewis/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris (Main Street USA) defeat Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott (Sports Entertainment Corporation) via DQ
-Lewis and Iris pick up the pyrrhic victory over their MVWA 75 opponents as the SEC brought everyone into the ring to attack them two minutes into the match. This brought down fellow Main Street USA teammates Kari Ferguson and Kirsten Canfield to try to even the odds. Finally, it was Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker who ran down itching for a little retribution for the SEC’s lead pipe shot to Svetlana Kovaleski. Dr. Lecker cleaned house from there.

MVW Executive Director Jill Berg announces the final MVWA 75 card:
Housewives of Chaos: Major Svetlana Kovaleski and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker w/Dawn McGill vs. The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott

Yosemite Samantha vs. Adrienne Banks (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti vs. Ninja Kitty vs. Prisoner #034291

The O’Neders: Rita and Anita vs. The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot vs. Eva Perrin with Colonel John Perrin vs. Andrea Allen (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti

HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH
Regina McGill © w/Dawn McGill vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Sports Entertainment Corporation)

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott © (SEC) vs. Main Street USA: ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis

MVW TITLE MATCH
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

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‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris/C.J. Lewis Earn Tag Team Title Shot: 4/17-MVW House Show Recap

C.J. Lewis grapples with Anita O’Neder during the Main Event in Cedar Rapids, Iowa while ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris watches

With two weeks to go before MVWA 75, Missouri Valley Wrestling rolled into Iowa for a pair of shows over the weekend. One match for MVWA 75 is already set: the MVW Title match between Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and challenger Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. Another match would be settled Sunday night in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Former MVW Tag Team champions The O’Neders and Main Street USA’s ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and former Hooter’s waitress turned wrestler C.J. Lewis would vie for the right to face MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death at MVWA 75.

MVW Champion: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MVW Tag Team Champions: Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
#1 Contender: TBD

Heartland Champion: Regina McGill
#1 Contender: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Sports Entertainment Corporation)

SATURDAY APRIL 15TH – MVW HOUSE SHOW – FORT DODGE, IOWA

Kari Ferguson (Main Street USA) defeated Yosemite Samantha
-Yosemite Samantha, red hot coming into this match, gets cooled off by the former Heartland champion.

The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeat Andrea Allen and Adrienne Banks (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-The O’Neders tuned up for their big match the next night with a victory over the Young Guns.

C.J. Lewis (Main Street USA) defeated Bethany Stewart (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-Lewis continues to show her massive in-ring improvement with an impressive win over the up and coming Stewart

Anna Conda defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Sports Entertainment Corporation), Ninja Kitty, and Kirsten Canfield (Main Street USA)
-Just when you think it’s time to dismiss Anna Conda as a viable threat, she uncorks a big-time performance. Tessa found herself outside the ring brawling with Canfield and by the time she realized Conda had Ninja Kitty locked up in the Anaconda Vise, it was too late.

Kathryn Randall Collins defeated Tori Thomas
-KRC does what she always does. Nose to the grindstone. Move forward.

Angel Scott w/Angel Casey (Sports Entertainment Corporation) defeated Harley Davisson w/Carrieanne McDermott
-It’s the rare look at Angel Scott in singles action and she acquits herself nicely against the rough and tumble Harley Davisson in a match that did not lack for action.

MAIN EVENT: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and Lani Harlot defeated MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris
-Barbosa-Stevens seems to be peaking at the right time as she prepares for her MVW Title shot at MVWA 75.

SUNDAY APRIL 16TH – MVW HOUSE SHOW – CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA

Harley Davisson w/Carrieanne McDermott defeated Major Svetlana Kovaleski w/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker and Dawn McGill
-Davisson faced her second hard-hitting match in two nights and came through with flying colors against Kovaleski- still trying to get back in prime in-ring form- in a fun opening match.

Ninja Kitty defeated Bethany Stewart (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-Ninja Kitty continues her drive for a Heartland title opportunity with a win over Stewart.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Andrea Allen (Young Guns) w/”Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-Harlot made it two wins for the weekend. She stayed around for the next match…

Eva Perrin w/Colonel John Perrin defeated Tori Thomas
-…and saw rival Eva Perrin get another win. In fact, Harlot distracted Tori and allowed Perrin to apply her P.T.O. submission hold to pick up the win.

 

Harlot clapped and cheered Perrin on- is this the end of the Perrin vs. Harlot feud? Stay tuned.

Heartland Champion Regina McGill defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
-Another disappointing performance by Tessa. The SEC has been in a funk since McGill’s victory.

MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan defeated Kathryn Randall Collins
-With challenger at MVWA 75 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens watching, Carrigan turned her game up a notch and bested KRC- who defeated her in singles action the week before. Barbosa-Stevens applauded Carrigan after the match and the two had a brief staredown.

MAIN EVENT/MVW TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris (Main Street USA) defeated The O’Neders: Rita and Anita
-The O’Neders- who’d made a living the past few weeks in fifteen-twenty-five minute matches where they wore down their opponents, had the tables turned and found themselves in in the same predicament at the hands of Lewis and Iris.

So at the end of the weekend, two matches were definitely locked in for MVWA 75.

MVW Tag Team Title:
Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott © (Sports Entertainment Corporation) vs. Main Street USA: ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis

MVW Title: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan © vs. Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

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MVW Rewind: Profile of Tessa Martin from 2008


PROFILE: EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN

‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin is one of the top contenders for the PCW Women’s title. She was the number one contender until a separated shoulder put her out of action for a few weeks. Tessa is scheduled to return shortly to resume her chase for the title.

Tessa first appeared in Political Championship Wrestling back when it was still BCEW at September 2006’s Loose Cannons Lock and Load. ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann brought her in to be ‘eye-candy.’ But he found out real quick that Tessa had different ideas.

REPLAY: 9/17/06-LOOSE CANNONS LOCK AND LOAD PPV
Mr. McMann waves to the back. “Come on out Tessa.” BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin walks to the ring. Mr. McMann tells the audience that now they’ll get to see just what real sports entertainment is all about. The Hack’s audience doesn’t seem all that impressed. Tessa, dressed in her usual pizza delivery attire, climbs into the ring. Two ring techs wheel out what appears to be a stripper’s pole. “This is Tessa Martin,” Mr. McMann says, “and she will be the new face of what sports entertainment will be in BCEW! Soap opera for men. More skin. More chicks. More eye candy. Mud wrestling matches. Bras and panties matches…” Tessa doesn’t look too sure about this. Mr. McMann then announces that the first official act of the new ‘sports entertainment era in BCEW’ will be kissing “this red-blooded American girl.” “WHAT?” Suave exclaims, “WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING?” Tessa felt the same way. Mr. McMann looked for a smooch and she wouldn’t have anything to do with it. “That’s okay,” Mr. McMann says, “instead, how about doing a striptease for all the fans. Tessa’s eyes widen. “Ah excuse me,” she says, “you never said anything about kissing…or stripping…or anything like that.” Mr. McMann tells Tessa he likes her look and would like it even better after she strips. “This is what Sports Entertainment is all about! Give the people what they want!” The crowd again voices their disagreement. Tessa flatly tells Mr. McMann no. Mr. McMann says she signed a contract and she has to. Tessa refuses. Mr. McMann says he owns her and she’ll do it. Tessa tells Mr. McMann to kiss her ass and starts to leave. Mr. McMann, very angry, grabs her by the arm. Tessa bats it away. “Let it go Mr. McMann,” Suave says, “she’s not going to…” AIIIEEEEEEEE! “HOLY CRAP! TESTICULAR CLAW! TESTICULAR CLAW!” Tessa locked in the claw on Mr. McMann’s nether regions and Mr. McMann turned four shades of red before turning blue and passing out. She let go and Mr. McMann flopped to the canvas.

This, of course, set off a feud that would go on for a period of time. Mr. McMann wanted her to be a central part of his vision of sports entertainment. But each attempt usually ended up with McMann suffering a major setback.

REPLAY: 10/15/06 BCEW POLITICS IS WAR CABLE SHOW
HOLD ON!” a voice says offscreen, “HOLD ON A SECOND!” “Oh no!” Suave says as a bruised and battered Seg McMann and Skip, the President of the Alpha Sigma Sigma house, lead the hypnotized BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin out to the ring. “It’s time for the moment you all have been waiting for!” McMann says and then adds, “and me too.” Skip has an evil grin. The match stops in its tracks. The crowd boos when McMann orders Tessa to go into the ring and do a strip tease. All three climb in the ring. “THIS IS RIDICULOUS!” Suave shouts, agreeing with the objecting crowd, “HE’S STOPPING A GREAT MATCH FOR HIS OWN EGO GRATIFICATION! As the crowd loudly jeers, Seg sits down in chair. “OH COME ON!” Suave says as Tessa slowly removes her shoes, socks, jeans, and finally her shirt, “THIS IS NOT RIGHT ON SO MANY LEVELS!” Down to her undergarments, Seg gets a drooling, sick smile on his face when Tessa begins to lift up her sports bra. Skippy also literally has his tongue sticking out like a wolf. Then, Tessa motions for both Seg and Skip to come over. Suave is apoplectic at this point. Seg and Skip walk over and again Tessa begins to lift up her sports bra. Then she smiles and swiftly grabs both Seg and Skip and… AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! (in stereo) …gives them the testicular claw. The crowd explodes. “YES!” Suave says, “YES! YES! YES!” In intense pain, both Seg and Skip’s face turn red and then blue.

And then this time at BCEW Extreme Election Night 2006. McMann had Tessa kidnapped and frozen by rival pizza delivery magnate Garth Bader…yeah, that’s what we thought, too… Bader would find out that it’s not nice to deal with an angry pizza delivery girl sometimes…

REPLAY: 11/7/06 BCEW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2006
MATCH #5- MIKE WALKER, MGR OF PIZZA GALAXY vs. GARTH BADER, OWNER OF EMPIRE PIZZA
“You know, the Star Wars references are just…weak,” opines Suave. The match begins as both men wield lethal pizza paddles like…well…lightsabers. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Suave says. While the two men duel, one of the Alpha Sigma Sigma members, apparently the only one with a conscience, sneaks over and starts the defreezing process on the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin. Mike and Bader swing their pizza paddles, parry and thrust, both looking to gain the advantage. Finally, Skip, president of the Alpha Sigma Sigma frat, tries to intervene. Mike whirls around and plasters Skip in the face with the pizza paddle. However, he leaves himself wide open to…(snicker)…Garth Bader. Bader begins to raise his pizza paddle when… “AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” “HOLY CRAP! TESSA’S BACK AND SHE’S GOT THE TESTICULAR CLAW ON BADER!” Suave excitedly shouts. With one swift motion, Mike swings the paddle around and pastes Bader in the kisser. He’s out and Mike covers for the win.

Tessa would eventually get in the ring and start down the road to where she is today. Here’s her first match.

REPLAY: 3/25/07 BCEW vs. EECW WAR PPV
MATCH #1- WOMEN’S FIVE WAY FIGHT FOR THE BCEW WOMEN’S TITLE
Defense Specialist and newcomer to BCEW- Hallie Burton, BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl- Tessa Martin, Opal Winfree- accompanied by her flock (New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom), Trailer Park Skating Princess Tanya Hardy- accompanied by the White Trash Posse, and Peta from PETA of the Green World Order.
The referee was about to ring the bell when the other three members of the Green World Order (Greenpete, Peacenik, and Vegan Brock Cole Lee) come to protest the BCEW- EECW war. Carrying picket signs and chanting anti-war slogans, the GWO hold up the beginning of the match. Peta from PETA sits down in the middle of the ring and refuses to move. Finally, Dick comes out and orders the match to begin. Hallie Burton, Tessa Martin, Opal Winfree, and Tanya Hardy each helps lift Peta up and toss her over the top rope- eliminating her. Peta from PETA eliminated.Suave: “And we’re off. The first wrestler out is Peta from PETA. And I’d to say that it’s nice to see BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin back. Apparently, she’s been working out and preparing herself for this moment.” Tessa takes a hot, steaming pizza box containing a loaded meat lovers pizza and smashes it in the face of Opal Winfree. Immediately, Opal’s flock fly into the ring and assault Tessa. New Age Sensitive Guy clotheslines her. Soccer Mom shouts out “It’s all for the children” and then suplexes the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl right out of the ring. Tessa Martin eliminated.

Tessa didn’t fare that well in her first match. She would go back into training and reemerge as the political heat turned up in early 2008. John Edwards wanted to become the next PCW CEO so he enlisted the PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery girl to his cause. This time, Tessa looked strong in a match from Drama in Des Moines, the first show of the PCW Roadshow Across America Tour.

REPLAY: 1/3/08 DRAMA IN DES MOINES (IOWA)
MATCH #7 BCEW Women’s Non-Title Match- BCEW Women’s champion “Media Empress” Opal Winfree w/her flock (Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy) and ‘The Natural’ Barack Obama, Kathryn Randall Collins (KRC) with Hillary Clinton, and BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin with John Edwards in a Progressive Alliance three-way dance
The second main event of the night. Collins and Winfree met last week at the Christmas Extravaganza. John Edwards enlists the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin to his cause and makes this a three-way dance. Winfree and Collins tear into each other again with Martin occasionally joining in. Opal’s flock (Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy) make their presence known by constantly taking cheap shots at both KRC and Martin. Winfree and the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl finally get on the same page and double-team Collins. Hillary turns and waves for help and out comes the Clinton Political Pitbulls (James Carville, Terry McAuliffe, and Sidney Blumenthal). Carville and McAuliffe pull the legs out from under Winfree and drag her out of the ring. Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy also get tossed out by the Political Pitbulls.Barack and Edwards jump in and battle with McAuliffe and Blumenthal. On the outside, Hillary grabs a chair and waffles Opal with it. Then Carville drags her over to a table and drapes the Media Empress across it. Barack and Edwards get the upper hand on the Pitbulls and then out of the blue, to everyone’s shock, Bill Clinton runs out. Clinton and McAuliffe double team Edwards near a corner turnbuckle. KRC, after beating down the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl, Tessa Martin, climbs up on the turnbuckle and prepares to jump and put Opal through a table outside the ring. Clinton throws himself against the ropes and slingshots himself across the ring to send Edwards out. Joe Biden, Christopher Dodd, and Bill Richardson race to the ring and pull Edwards out of the way. Clinton hits the turnbuckle and causes KRC to lose her balance and crotch herself on the ropes. She falls backwards with her legs draped over the top tying herself in the tree of woe. Biden, Dodd, and Richardson attack all three Political Pitbulls. Tessa Martin grabs a steel-folding chair and skateboards it into KRC’s face in the corner. KRC topples over and the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl eliminates her.Both Bill and Hillary are in shock. Biden, Dodd, and Richardson brawl with Political Pitbulls Carville, McAuliffe, and Blumenthal back up the ramp. Soccer Mom gets back in the ring and shouts ‘It’s for the children’ as she takes a chair and nails Tessa Martin with it. Opal revives and wins the match.

Barack Obama holds up Opal’s hand in victory.

Now perceived as a threat, the Clinton Political Pitbulls, already locked in mortal combat with Barack Obama and the PCW Women’s Champion “Queen of All Media” Opal Winfree, resorted to extreme measures to keep Tessa at bay.

REPLAY: 1/8/08 MAYHEM AT MANCHESTER (NEW HAMPSHIRE)
MATCH #7- BCEW Women’s Non-Title Match- BCEW Women’s champion “Media Empress” Opal Winfree w/her flock (Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy) and ‘The Natural’ Barack Obama, Kathryn Randall Collins (KRC) with Hillary Clinton, and BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin with John Edwards in a Progressive Alliance three-way dance
Winfree and Obama, Collins and Clinton are in the ring. John Edwards is in the ring. Tessa Martin, strangely enough, is not. To the back where Clinton Political Pitbull Terry McAuliffe, Dr. Erich Von Rickshaw, and a seemingly hypnotized Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin are. McAuliffe pays the doctor for his services and Dr. Von Rickshaw leads Tessa away.

Which led to this at Michigan Madness one week later…

REPLAY: 1/15/08 MICHIGAN MADNESS
Tessa:
“That’s the last time that’s ever going to happen again. We’re going to settle this tonight. Von Rickshaw? Get your ass out here now!” The crowd cheers. Suave: “Tessa Martin is calling out Dr. Erich Von Rickshaw!” Dr. Von Rickshaw appears and slowly makes his way down to the ring. Tessa: “That’s right! I want you right now in the ring! We’re going to settle this once and for all. You and me. One on one.” Suave: “A match?” Tessa: “If you win…I’m yours. But if I win, you’ll never, ever, come within ten miles of me. Deal?”Dr. Von Rickshaw mulls the offer. Then he nods. Tessa: Let’s do it…

MATCH #2- BCEW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN (Independent) VS. DR. ERICH VON RICKSHAW (Mad Doctor)
Dr. Von Rickshaw starts waving his hands in front of Tessa. Tessa puts on a pair of sunglasses. Dr. Von Rickshaw smiles. He knows he’s in trouble. Tessa pulls out a pizza bag (to carry hot pizzas in) from her corner and puts it over Dr. Von Rickshaw’s head. Then she starts flailing away at him, knocking him to the canvas. The doctor manages to get the pizza bag off him and pulls off Tessa’s glasses. Suave: “OH, OH!” Dr. Von Rickshaw looks deep into her eyes and waves his hands. Tessa stops. Suave: “This could be it! It looks like he’s got her entranced!” He motions her back and Tessa takes a step away from him. Dr. Von Rickshaw evilly smiles…and then…Suave: “HERE COMES CHUCK NORRIS!” The crowd again explodes when Norris races to the ring. Dr. Von Rickshaw seems taken aback at the sudden appearance of the action film hero and Mike Huckabee supporter. He waves his hands in front of Norris…nothing. He does it again…nothing. Von Rickshaw tries again……absolutely nothing. Von Rickshaw: “WHY WON’T YOU DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO?” Suave yells from his broadcast position: “BECAUSE HE’S CHUCK FREAKIN’ NORRIS, THAT’S WHY!” Von Rickshaw: “Oh.” Spinning heel kick. *WHAP* Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Dr. Von Rickshaw down and out. Tessa snaps out of it, covers, and wins the match.

Tessa got her first big victory the next month at Super Tuesday Throwdown in Nashville, Tennessee. But as it always seemed to be, something…or someone…ruined the moment.

REPLAY: 2/5/08 SUPER TUESDAY THROWDOWN (Nashville, Tennessee)
MATCH #4- ‘Defense Expert’ HALLIE BURTON (American Patriots) w/ Neal Conn- making foreign policy as paramount responsibility of government, seeing the need for the U.S. acting as the world’s sole superpower as indispensable to establishing and maintaining global order vs. BCEW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN (Independent)
Hallie controls the match most of the way. Tessa suddenly hits a ‘pizza cutter’ and rallies back. Neal Conn grabs her foot though and pulls her out of the ring. Bobby Bare’s “Pour Me Another Tequila Sheila” plays and Tequila Sheila, who lost to Hallie Burton at BCEW’s Last Tango in Tallahassee when Conn clipped her knee, runs down and bashes Conn’s head in with a blender. Sheila hits the ring and clocks Hallie with the blender. Tessa covers and the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl picks up the big upset win.

Tequila Sheila celebrates with Tessa in the ring until the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter comes to the ring and attacks them. Coulter lays out Sheila with her blender and then takes a warm pizza out of the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’s pizza bag and dumps it all over Tessa.

‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter would continue to be a thorn in Tessa’s side. Now teamed up with Tequila Sheila, Tessa would again face the wrath of Coulter on PCW Extreme Political TV from Virginia.

REPLAY: 2/12/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV FROM VIRGINIA
MATCH #2 ‘Defense Expert’ HALLIE BURTON and ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ ANN COULTER (American Patriots) vs. TEQUILA SHEILA and BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl TESSA MARTIN (Independent)
The match never really formally starts as Coulter, still extremely distressed over the fact that John McCain is going to be the American Patriots nominee for BCEW CEO in November, snaps and starts nailing Sheila and Martin with a steel folding chair. Burton also attacks the pair and drapes both Sheila and Tessa on a table. Coulter goes to the top rope with a chair in hand and leaps, driving both women through the table. The referee comes over to count and Coulter whaps him with the chair. Coulter tosses him on another table and puts the ref through it cleanly. Coulter throws down the chair and skulks back to the dressing room.

WINNER: No match

Then the next week in Milwaukee, Coulter again went ballistic on Tessa and Tequila Sheila.

REPLAY: 2/19/08 MILWAUKEE MELTDOWN (Wisconsin)
MATCH #3 ‘Defense Expert’ HALLIE BURTON and ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ ANN COULTER (American Patriots) vs. TEQUILA SHEILA and ‘BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Independent)
Take two. Last week on BCEW Extreme Political TV in Virginia, the match never came off because Coulter, still pissed off over John McCain becoming the new leader of the American Patriots, threw a fit and attacked Sheila and Tessa before the bell. Would this week be different? Well…no. Coulter sprayed hairspray in Sheila’s face as she came out to her song ‘Tequila Sheila’ by Bobby Bare, and then she and Burton again assaulted their opponents pre-bell. This week, Burton and Coulter was joined by Right Wing Blogger Michelle Malkin who clubbed their opponents incessantly with an old computer keyboard. The 3 on 2 continued until Daisy Cutter-Bomb of Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army ran out to even the odds. Daisy Cutter Power Bomb to Burton. Daisy Cutter Power Bomb to Malkin. Coulter hightails it out before Daisy can get her hands on her.

WINNER: NO MATCH

Post-match, BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin challenges Coulter and Burton to settle their differences once and for all in a six-woman tag team cage match. Sheila, Tessa, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb vs. Burton, Coulter, and Malkin.

Finally at the Palace of Political Extreme, Tessa, Tequila Sheila, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb aka…the 3 Amigas, dish out a little long overdue payback on ‘The Queen of Political Extreme.’

REPLAY: 2/26/08 EXTREME POLITICAL TV
MATCH #1 ‘Defense Expert’ HALLIE BURTON, ‘Right Wing Blogger’ MICHELLE MALKIN, and ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ ANN COULTER (American Patriots) vs. TEQUILA SHEILA, “BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA
MARTIN, and DAISY CUTTER-BOMB (Independent)
Suave: “Well? I guess this is take three. The last two weeks, Ann Coulter has proved why she is the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ by destroying both Tessa Martin and Tequila Sheila before their match was to have began. Tonight, it’s a cage match.” Tequila Sheila, serenaded by the BCEW Hall crowd to the Bobby Bare song, ‘Tequila Sheila,’ is the last one of the Independent team to enter the cage. Tessa wields an extra-large pizza box and Daisy Cutter-Bomb has her Singapore cane at the ready.Coulter, Hallie Burton, and Michelle Malkin arrive next. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ enters the cage and immediately starts chirping at all three of her opponents. There’s commotion on the floor and a creepy guy accosts both Hallie Burton and Michelle Malkin. Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS GARY BUSEY DOING HERE?” Busey, fresh off his unnerving appearance on the red carpet at the Oscars, hugs both Burton and Malkin. Both women look horrified. Burton tries to spin away and in the process shuts the cage, trapping Coulter inside with all three of their opponents. Burton and Malkin run away with Busey in hot pursuit.

Coulter suddenly realizes she’s in big trouble. She suddenly tries to make nice with her opponents. Coulter: “Remember all those things I said and did the last couple weeks? Well, it was all just a misunderstanding…yeah, that’s it…it was all a mistake-” *WHAP* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! BCEW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN JUST SMACKED COULTER IN THE KISSER WITH THE PIZZA BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS INSIDE…” Tessa tears opens the box. It’s a road sign. Suave: “Ahhh, makes sense now.” Tequila Sheila then pours a blender full of tequila onto the semi-conscious Coulter. Daisy then drags Coulter up by her long, blond mane and finishes her off with a ‘Daisy Cutter Power-Bomb.’ Daisy sticks her foot on Coulter’s chest. 1-2-3.

WINNER: TEQUILA SHEILA, ‘BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN, and DAISY CUTTER-BOMB (Independent)

Now established as a bonafide contender for the Women’s title and with Tequila Sheila and Daisy Cutter-Bomb watching her back, Tessa set out to become the number one contender. She would face an incredibly tough test on the road in Annabel the Cannibal- Dr. Annabel Lecktor.

REPLAY: 4/1/08 NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
MATCH #1- BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl TESSA MARTIN of the 3 Amigas w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and “Tequila Sheila” (Independent) vs. DR. ANNABEL ‘Annabel the Cannibal’ LECKTOR w/her handler, FBI Special Agent Charlize Starling (Not sure. Not sure you’d want to know)
Suave: “You know, it’s always disconcerting to see Dr. Lecktor come out with that mask on.” Suave then says it’s even more disconcerting when the referee explains that if Dr. Lecktor tries to remove the mask at any time during the match, she will be immediately disqualified. Sure enough, Dr. Lecktor does. FBI Special Agent Starling uses a cattle prod to try and control her- no luck. Tequila Sheila runs in and gets swatted away by Dr. Leckter. Daisy Cutter-Bomb hits the ring and distracts her enough to allow Tessa Martin to grab an oversized pizza box and pieface Dr. Lecktor with it. Lecktor is knocked out cold. Martin covers and gets the win.

WINNER: BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl TESSA MARTIN

The 3 Amigas celebrate inside the ring. Suave: “A HUGE win for the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl over a difficult opponent. And what the hell is inside that box?” Tessa opens the box up- it’s another street sign.

Two weeks later, the 3 Amigas threw the gauntlet down by making a statement during a match between Randi Rhodes and Ann Coulter.

REPLAY: 4/14/08 EXTREME POLITICAL TV
MATCH #1 EXTREME CATFIGHT- ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ ANN COULTER (American Patriots) vs. ‘The Air America Audio Assassin’ RANDI RHODES (Progressive Alliance)
Rhodes rushes across the ring. Coulter skips the ring and both women jaw at each other. Rhodes dares her to get back in the ring. Finally, Coulter does and she charges at Rhodes. Rhodes immediately ducks under the rope and it’s her turn to take a time out outside the ring. More trash-talking back and forth. The crowd begins to get antsy as the process repeats itself. Rhodes goes after Coulter- Coulter leaves the ring. Coulter goes after Rhodes- Rhodes ducks out. More harsh words exchanged. Crowd chants: “Bor-ing!”Rhodes tries to lock up with Coulter. Coulter slips free and again exits the ring. This time, Rhodes demands a microphone. Then she unleashes a blistering, profane verbal assault on the ‘Queen of Political Extreme.’ Coulter, watching Rhodes, gets clocked from behind out of nowhere. Suave: “Wait a minute! That’s the BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin.” Martin swings an oversized pizza box and pastes Coulter with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE JUST TOOK OFF COULTER’S HEAD WITH A PIZZA BOX!” The BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl stands over Coulter with three fingers in the air. Suave wonders what’s going on.He finds out soon enough. While Rhodes is distracted, Daisy Cutter-Bomb slides in behind and cracks her in the back with a Singapore cane. She holds up three fingers as the third member of the triumvirate, waitress Tequila Sheila, joins Daisy and Tessa in the ring. Daisy takes the mic from Rhodes and proclaims that the 3 Amigas- a pizza delivery driver, a waitress, and a college student, are sick and tired of big mouths like Coulter and Rhodes speaking for them. Suave: “I didn’t know Daisy was going to college.” Tessa speaks up that the 3 Amigas are standing with those whose lagging wages that aren’t keeping up with the increasing cost of living. Tessa: “Tonight, not only am I challenging Kathryn Randall Collins to become the number one contender for the BCEW women’s title, I’m challenging the elites of both the Progressive Alliance and American Patriots.” However, Kathryn Randall Collins would be injured in a match and that meant Tessa would get her first crack at the Women’s title at Hoosier House Party. But she would end up getting caught up in the vortex of the ongoing battle royale between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama that night.

REPLAY 5/6/08 HOOSIER HOUSE PARTY M
ATCH #2 PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: “Media Empress” OPAL WINFREE © w/Opal’s Flock- New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom (Progressive Alliance) vs. BCEW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl TESSA MARTIN w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila Sheila of the 3 Amigas (Independent)
Suave: “No Barack Obama tonight. Tessa Martin has slowly climbed up the ladder and with the injury to Kathryn Randall Collins has earned a title shot. The question is, is Tessa ready to take the next step?” The answer is: we won’t find out tonight.Before the bell, Hillary Clinton sends in her Political Pitbulls (James Carville, Terry McAuliffe), Barbra Streisand, Indiana Senator Evan Bayh, and the CAC to disrupt the match. Opal’s Flock gets taken out; so does the 3 Amigas. Hillary gets on the mic and asks, “What part of ‘I’m going all the way’ does everyone not understand?” Hillary states tonight is a ‘game-changing’ night. Hillary: “And when Triple R defeats O’Beck Bahama, again, the Progressive Alliance will see that I’m in it to win it. They’ll see that only I am tough enough to stand up to the American Patriots and John McCain! I’m tested. I’m ready.” Hillary defiantly throws down the mic and leaves with her crew. That first opportunity by the wayside, two weeks later Tessa was able to finally extract revenge on ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann for everything he tried to do to her. McMann was returning from a long absence and tried to make up with the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl. Unfortunately for McMann, she wasn’t buying it.

REPLAY: 5/19/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
MATCH #2 “Sports Entertainment Genius” MR. McMANN vs. “PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl” TESSA MARTIN of the 3 Amigas w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila Sheila
Mr. McMann smiles at Tessa. Tessa’s glare could bore through steel. McMann: “Hey. You’re not still upset about the fact that I stalked you and later had you hypnotized on the old BCEW Cable show to make you do a striptease, are you?” She raises her eyebrows at him. McMann: “I’m just here to let bygones be bygones. Let’s just shake hands and start all over, okay?” Mr. McMann extends his hand. Tessa kicks him in the balls. Daisy Cutter-Bomb then tosses Tessa the oversized pizza box and she blasts Mr. McMann in the kisser with it. Suave: “Nope. Guess not.” She puts her foot on McMann’s chest and gets the pin.

WINNER: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN

Tessa turns and leaves Mr. McMann unconscious in the middle of the ring. Suave: “Well, if that’s not a feel good moment, I don’t know what is.”

At Loose Cannons Unleashed 4, Tessa finally got her chance against Kathryn Randall Collins for the number one contender spot. And she did not waste the opportunity.

REPLAY: 6/9/08 LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 4 END OF TESSA MARTIN/KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS MATCH
…KRC again looks for help from Hillary or the Progressive Alliance. It’s not coming. Tessa hits the ropes, and slams KRC’s knee off of the apron. She works the knee bar and then drops elbows to the knee. Slingshot into the ring ropes and KRC is in trouble. She manages to get to her feet but Tessa small packages her. Again, the ref gets to 2 before Opal herself pulls him out of the ring to break the count. Daisy Cutter-Bomb hits the ring. Opal bails. Tequila Sheila slides the pizza box in. KRC tries to take her down. Tessa hits her with the oversized pizza box with the road sign inside and nearly knocks KRC out. She then nails her finisher- the Pizza Cutter, for the final coupe de grace. Tessa covers. Opal tries to get back in the ring but Daisy holds her leg. 1…2…3.

WINNER AND THE NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Independent)

Which led to her title shot against ‘Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree.

REPLAY: 6/9/08 LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 4 END OF TESSA MARTIN/OPAL WINFREE MATCH
Opal’s not paying attention on the floor so Tessa leaps through the ropes and hits a high cross body. Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Soccer Mom again attacks Tessa. She escapes but eats a big boot from Opal. Splash by Opal against the edge of the ring. Back elbows by Tessa. Head butt by Opal and then the chokeslam connects. Tessa lies on the floor as Soccer Mom and Opal kick away. Daisy whips around the ring with an oversized pizza box. Daisy sets and plasters Soccer Mom with the pizza box. Opal superkicks the pizza box into Daisy’s face. Tree slam by Opal on Daisy through a table! Opal grabs Tessa by the hair- tree slam through another table. She covers for 2 but Tequila Sheila makes the save with her blender once again. Opal sets, charges and runs right into a tilt-a-whirl slam. Tessa locks in the STO- but Opal powers out of it. Finally back in the ring. Missile drop kicks to Opal. Clothesline puts her down. Tessa on the top rope. Suddenly, Barack Obama runs out. He distracts Tessa long enough to allow Opal to face plant her from the top rope. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS WICKED.” Tessa’s unconscious. Easy cover for Opal.

The fall would bring new challenges for the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl and the 3 Amigas with the return of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann with his new corporation consisting of Kathryn Randall Collins and Quadruple R.

REPLAY: 8/24/08 PCW LOCK AND LOAD 3
McMann: “Once we get all of you trained to love my brand of pro wrestling, then, and only then, will you truly appreciate my genius.”

Female voice: “Bulls#$#!” The crowd rises and cheers. Suave: “It’s her! PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin- one third of the 3 Amigas! She nearly defeated the PCW Women’s champion Opal Winfree at Loose Cannons Unleashed 4!” Tessa tells McMann that he tried to buy her but she and her independent spirit can’t be bought. McMann reminds her that she lost at Loose Cannons Unleashed 4 and it was time for someone else to get a title shot- mainly Kathryn Randall Collins. McMann: “Prepare to feel the full wrath of my corporate power!” KRC clotheslines Tessa. Quadruple R then holds her so KRC can pummel her with shots. McMann: “That’s right! Who dares to defy me? Who thinks they can stand up to my corporate power!”Apparently, the other two members of the 3 Amigas do. Daisy Cutter-Bomb rushes out and starts caning the crap out of Quadruple R with a Singapore cane. Tequila Sheila belts KRC aside the head with her blender. Daisy hits a ‘Daisy Cutter Powerbomb on KRC and then chases McMann and his other corporate cronies away.

A month later, Tessa defeated ‘Defense Expert’ Hallie Burton to set up another title match against ‘The Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree. But Mr. McMann used his corporate influence to get Kathryn Randall Collins substituted on the card in her place and that led to this…

REPLAY: 10/7/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
McMann then announces his first act- changing the upcoming match between PCW Women’s champion ‘Empress Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree and ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin by substituting Kathryn Randall Collins for Martin. McMann notes that all it took was a sizable donation to PCW CEO George W’s retirement fund to make the switch. Suave: “This is total bull@#$#!”

MATCH #3 PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH- ‘Empress Queen of All Media’ OPAL WINFREE © w/Opal’s Flock- New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom (Progressive Alliance) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS aka…KRC (McMann Corporation)
Suave: “This is so not right!” The bell rings. Winfree and Collins meet in the middle. There’s a commotion. Suave: “There’s something going on…IT’S PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN!” Tessa slams her oversized pizza box, complete with metal road sign inside, into Big Oil’s knee. The knee buckles. Daisy whacks him in the face with a Singapore cane. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Quadruple R pushes Tessa down. Daisy turns and repeatedly whacks him with the Singapore cane, sending Quadruple R running for the locker room. Tequila Sheila knocks out Mr. McMann with her blender. Tessa kicks Kirk Walstreit in the balls. Daisy takes out Walstreit with a Daisy Cutter-Powerbomb. Tessa knocks out Guyko with the pizza box. KRC leans over the top rope and tries to grab at Daisy. Opal sneaks up from behind and rolls KRC up. 1…2…3.

Finally, Tessa with her 3 Amiga mates signed on to meet Kathryn Randall Collins of Mr. McMann’s Corporation the next week to settle the number one contendership once and for all. Tessa’s had a lot of setbacks in her career, but nothing as devastating as what would happen to her that night…

REPLAY: 10/14/08 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
MATCH #3- #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila Sheila (3 Amigas) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS…aka KRC w/Mr. McMann, Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, Quadruple R, and Gordon Guyko (McMann’s Corporation)
Suave: “Last week, Mr. McMann’s Corporation screwed ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin out of her title shot. This week, Tessa wants revenge.” The bell rings and quick a stare down. Tessa immediately backs Collins into the corner and chops the hell out of her. Headlock, KRC gets whipped off the ropes and eats a shoulder block. Tessa grabs her a fistful of hair and snap mares Collins. Quick rollup but Collins kicks out. Forearms shots brings down Collins and Tessa locks in a leg lock. KRC reverses into an arm bar. Tessa reverses right back into another leg lock. KRC gets to her feet and shoves Tessa down. Tessa right back up and pushes KRC down. Tessa drops an elbow on her knee. Knee drop to KRC’s leg and then Tessa locks in a single leg crab. KRC somehow crawls to the ropes. Tessa tries to drag her back in but Big Oil grabs KRC’s hands. Finally, Tessa lets go.KRC backs into the corner. Tessa kicks her in the gut. Suplex and a two count. Suave: “The Corporation looks a bit concerned there. Tessa is going all out tonight.” Tessa single leg takedown on KRC and rolls into a grounded armbar. Tessa whips Collins off the ropes, and catches KRC charging and dumps her over the top rope. Big Oil goes over to check on KRC. Collins back in the ring and Tessa works on her arm again. Tessa grounds KRC and drives her knee into the shoulder. Collins powers to her feet. Tessa works the arm and backs KRC into a corner. She chops the hell out of her again before Collins ducks out of the corner and breaks away. Reverse Irish whip throws Tessa into the wrong corner. Quadruple R pulls Tessa’s legs out from under her and she face plants onto the canvas. Daisy Cutter-Bomb and Tequila Sheila in the ring. Big Oil and Walstreit in the ring. KRC kicks away at Tessa. Collins drags her up and throws her right into a Quadruple R clothesline.Average Joe and the American Trucker run down. Average Joe pulls Quadruple R out of the ring and starts flailing on him. Daisy Cutter-Bomb pulls KRC off Tessa and whips her into the other corner. Big Oil corners Daisy. Daisy slides between his legs and makes it back to the other corner. American Trucker kicks Big Oil in the balls and then DDT’s Kirk Walstreit. Tessa stumbles back to the other side of the ring. Big Oil grabs American Trucker from behind and chokeslams him. * KRC advances on Tessa. Tessa calls for her oversized pizza box. Daisy Cutter-Bomb climbs out and grabs the box. KRC gets closer. Tessa again calls for the box. Daisy climbs up on the apron, raises the box, and then blasts Tessa in the face with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SHE…SHE…I DON’T BELIEVE IT. DAISY CUTTER-BOMB JUST DOUBLECROSSED THE PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL!” Daisy climbs in the ring and gives Tessa a Daisy Cutter Power-bomb. The PCW Arena crowd can’t believe it. Johnny Suave can’t believe it. KRC sticks her foot on Tessa’s chest and that’s all.

WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE: KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS

Suave: “NO! NO! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!” Tequila Sheila confronts Daisy. Daisy gives her a Daisy Cutter Power-bomb. She then drags an unconscious Tessa back up. Suave: “NO! THAT’S ENOUGH!” Daisy hits a Daisy Cutter Power-bomb with enough force that Tessa’s body bounces several inches up off the canvas. The crowd starts to throw debris in the ring. Mr. McMann shakes Daisy’s hand. Suave: “THIS IS WRONG! DAISY CUTTER-BOMB TURNS ON TESSA MARTIN. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS IS THE NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE. AND THE 3 AMIGAS ARE NO MORE!

 

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Regina McGill Wins the Heartland Title: 4/10-MVW House Show Report

Heartland Champion Tessa Martin about to sideslam her challenger Regina McGill in their match.

Big doings over the weekend with a title change and the tag team division begins the process of determining the new number one contender for the title.

SATURDAY APRIL 8th – MVW HOUSE SHOW – POPLAR BLUFF, MISSOURI

Ninja Kitty defeated Andrea Allen of the Young Guns w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-The former Heartland Champion is edging back into title contention. No dancing though after the match from the Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East. That would have to wait…

Bethany Stewart of the Young Guns w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti defeated Tori Thomas
-…until Stewart brought home yet another win. Then there was much dancing in the ring.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Kirsten Canfield of Main Street USA
-Harlot did not have to worry about Eva Perrin at ringside as she was not in the arena Saturday night. As a result, she completely focused on Canfield. Kirsten’s awkward offense kept Harlot off balance at the outset but the end saw Canfield submit to the White Trash Compacter in the end.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Kari Ferguson of Main Street USA
– “The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest she-man hombre’ who ever crossed the Rio Grande” just keeps on winning. This time, Samantha took down the former Heartland champion Ferguson with the Shotgun Knee/Cannonball combo.

NON-TITLE MATCH: C.J. Lewis defeated Heartland Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin of the Sports Entertainment Corporation
-The former Hooter’s waitress picked up an upset win over the Heartland Champion with a little assist from Regina and Dawn McGill. The sisters McGill came to the ring towards the end of the match and definitely got Tess’s attention. Even with Angels of Death and the SEC’s mouthpiece Phil Finebaum at ringside, Tess became unnerved enough that Lewis caught her napping with the Last Round to steal a victory.

Post-match, an annoyed Tess challenged Regina to a match at the MVW house show Sunday night in Carbondale with one stipulation- no Dawn McGill at ringside. Regina agreed and the match was set.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Tag Team Champions Angels of Death: Angel Casey/Angel Scott of the SEC defeat The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott
-The SEC took out their frustrations on the MVFC. Casey and Scott methodically controlled the match. Davisson and McDermott may have had their eye on Sunday night when they were to face Main Street USA’s C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris in a mini-tournament to determine the AoD’s next opponent at MVWA 75.

MAIN EVENT: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Kathryn Randall Collins
-With MVW Champion, and opponent at MVWA 75, Sheline Carrigan again at ringside scouting her, Lisa continued her preparation for her MVW Title opportunity at MVWA 75 with good win over a quality foe in former champion KRC.

SUNDAY APRIL 9th – MVW HOUSE SHOW – CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS

Gwen and Blake Varney defeat Cheryl Parkman and Elaine Brazier
-Fun opener. The Varneys pick up a rare win.

Bethany Stewart of the Young Guns w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti defeated Anna Conda
-Stewart continues her march upward with her best win to date over the veteran Anna Conda.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Tori Thomas
-just promoted to the main roster, Tori put up a game fight but Yosemite Samantha has her eyes set on a Heartland title opportunity and picked up her second win of the weekend.

‘Argenta Rose’ Eva Perrin defeated ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
-Eva picked up her second win in a row over Harlot. Harlot was clearly frustrated and angered after the match, glaring at the victorious Perrin celebrating with her husband Colonel John Perrin after the match.

C.J. Lewis/’Queen Cool’ Leah Iris of Main Street USA defeat The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott

C.J. Lewis (in white) delivering heavy damage to Harley Davisson

-in the first match of the mini-tournament to determine the new #1 contender, Lewis and Iris pull off a mini-upset over the MVFC. C.J. Lewis continues to show massive improvement and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris nailed Carrieanne McDermott with a beautiful Pittsburgh Plunge to cinch the win. Who will they face next week in Cedar Rapids, Iowa for a shot at the MVW Tag Team title?

The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeat Housewives of Chaos: Major Svetlana Kovaleski/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Leckor w/Dawn McGill

Rita O’Neder sends Dr. Annabel Leckor for the ride

-The O’Neders survive and advance in a thirty minute war with Housewives of Chaos in a match that had the Carbondale fans up on their feet. The O’Neders dominated the early and late part but were in extreme peril during the middle section when Kovaleski and Dr. Leckor used their superior strength to push them to the limit. In the end, The O’Neders hit ‘That Thing They Do’ and will face Main Street USA next week for a shot at the tag belts.

HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Regina McGill defeated ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin © of the Sports Entertainment Corporation to win the Heartland Title

Regina McGill keeping the pressure on the Heartland Champion

-Tess came out a house of fire, charging from her corner BEFORE the bell rang and smacking Regina in the jaw. But McGill kept her composure and gradually turned the momentum in her favor. Regina absorbed everything Tess threw at her and hit the Pepsi Plunge out of nowhere to score the win and the title.

The victorious Regina McGill with her new Heartland Title belt

Post-match, the SEC were so stunned at the sudden turn of events that they simply returned to their dressing room following the match.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: Kathryn Randall Collins defeated MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan
-KRC threw down the gauntlet that she should not be an afterthought in the MVW title picture. With Lisa Barbosa-Stevens watching at ringside, Carrigan can be faulted for looking ahead to what will be an epic showdown with her at MVWA 75. But to fall asleep against KRC? Not good. Interesting food for thought for the challenger with their match three weeks away.

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4/6-MVW Newsline

Sheline Carrigan and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens Have Contract Signing Minus the Drama.
Last Sunday night in Normal, Illinois, both MVW Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens signed their names to the dotted lines and made it official- they will meet for the MVW title at MVWA 75 in Wichita, Kansas on April 30th.

During the signing, both women showed tremendous respect towards each other. Will that continue in the upcoming weeks leading up to the match?

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot-Eva Perrin
On Monday, Lani Harlot walked into MVW Executive Director Jill Berg’s office and complained about Perrin continuing to target her at the house shows. Both Harlot and Perrin got involved in each other’s matches during the weekend following Perrin’s win over Lani at Arch Wrestling Madness.

Reportedly, Harlot informed Berg that if she did not do something about Perrin that she would take matters into her own hands. Jill Berg had no comment on later on what was said during the meeting.

So what will happen next? Will…

  1. …the status quo prevail and both Harlot and Perrin and continue to interfere in each other’s matches.
  2. …Eva Perrin and escalate her battle with Harlot over who is the true ‘Queen of the Trailer Park.’
  3. …Lani Harlot retaliate against Perrin for her continuing attacks by upping the ante even more.

Tag Team Title #1 Contender Tournament To Be Held the Next Two Weekends Jill Berg also announced that four teams will be vying to become the new number one contender for the MVW Tag Team Title held by Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott.

The teams are: -The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott -Housewives of Chaos: Major Svetlana Kovaleski and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker / Managed by Dawn McGill -The O’Neders: Rita and Anita -Main Street USA: C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris

The first two matches will be held at the house show this Sunday night in Carbondale, Illinois and the two winners will face each other one week later in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. The winner will meet Angels of Death for the tag title at MVWA 75.

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4/3-Missouri Valley Wrestling Weekend House Show Report

MVW CHAMPION: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan
#1 Contender: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens

MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
#1 Contender: TBD

HEARTLAND CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
#1 Contender: Regina McGill

This weekend, Missouri Valley Wrestling swung through Illinois for two shows. MVW first started off in Effingham, Illinois.

SATURDAY APRIL 1ST – MVW HOUSE SHOW – EFFINGHAM, IL

Heartland Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin started the show in the ring and tore into former Sports Entertainment Corporation wrestler Christa Carmondy- who was unceremoniously released from the SEC the day following Arch Wrestling Madness. Tess called Christa a choke artist who always managed to freeze up at the most inopportune times.

Tessa Martin: “I mean, has anyone in the history of Missouri Valley Wrestling blown as many golden opportunities to win a title as Christa Carmondy has?”

Tess held up the Heartland title belt and called herself the anti-Christa Carmondy who rescued the title from mediocrity.

This brought out MVW Executive Director Jill Berg.

Jill Berg: “That’s funny that you bring up mediocrity. The person you won the title from- Kari Ferguson – might disagree with you there. Oh…and she’s exercised her rematch clause so Tess, it’s going to be you and Miss Mediocrity, as you call her, for the Heartland belt tonight.”

Tess stewed following Berg’s announcement and stayed out as the rest of the SEC joined her to watch Prisoner #034291 take on Yosemite Samantha in the opener.

Yosemite Samantha defeated Prisoner #034291 w/Sports Entertainment Corporation
-At one point, the always combustible Yosemite Samantha offer to take on entire SEC but referee Davey Keels wisely directed her back into the ring. She hit an incredible shotgun knee lift that stunned the bigger Prisoner #034291 and caused her to sit down in the corner. Then YS raced across the ring to finish her off with the Cannonball but Tess and MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death hit the ring and interfered causing Keels to DQ Prisoner #034291

The O’Neders: Rita and Anita defeated The Young Guns: Adrienne Banks and Bethany Stewart w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-The O’Neders continued their renaissance with another win. However, what MVW show would be complete without the Young Guns’s manager, ‘The Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East’ Sheik Yorbouti doing a little dance for the fans. Yorbouti, Banks, Stewart, and even the O’Neders Got Down Tonight to a little KC and the Sunshine Band after the match.

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Harley Davisson w/Carrieanne McDermott
-The ongoing war between Harlot and Eva Perrin over who is the true Queen of the Trailer Park continued to wage on. Perrin, fresh off a big win over Harlot at Arch Wrestling Madness, continued to aggressively attack Harlot and hit her with a steel chair to give Harlot the DQ win.

The Missouri Valley Fight Club’s Davisson and McDermott, on the other hand, furiously chased Perrin to the back after she cost her the match.

Ninja Kitty defeated Eva Perrin w/Colonel John Perrin
-Of course, paybacks are a bitch and in this contest, Ninja Kitty would benefit from a little chicanery to pick up a victory. Harlot returned to the ring and first got into a shouting match with Eva’s husband, Colonel John Perrin. Eventually, Eva became distracted and made the mistake of taking her eye off the super quick Ninja Kitty. One spinning heel kick later followed by the Pounce equaled a pinfall win for Ninja Kitty.

Harlot backed up the aisle towards the back and gave Eva the double bird as a parting gift.

HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin © w/Sports Entertainment Corporation defeated Kari Ferguson
-To her credit, Tess focused on the task at hand and delivered a textbook title defense victory over a game former Heartland champion as she hit the Pizza Cutter on Ferguson for the win.

That is…until after the match when Tess decided to make her point and hit Ferguson with a second Pizza Cutter as a personal exclamation point.

NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death: Angel Casey and Angel Scott w/Sports Entertainment Corporation defeat Main Street USA: C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris w/MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan and Kirsten Canfield
-In what could be a prelude to an upcoming title match at MVWA 75, Sunday April 30th in Chicago, the AoD defeated Lewis and Iris with the Angel Death Drop.

Brief post-match staredown between the SEC and Main Street USA before the main event.

MAIN EVENT: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens and Anna Conda defeat MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan and Kirsten Canfield w/Main Street USA
-Highlight of the match was when Barbosa-Stevens and Carrigan briefly were in the ring at the same time. Carrigan decided to keep the powder dry and tagged Canfield in. Barbosa-Stevens then hit the Toxic Sting to earn the pinfall win.

SUNDAY APRIL 2ND – MVW HOUSE SHOW – NORMAL, IL

Jill Berg brought out MVW Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Lisa Barbosa-Stevens to put pen to paper on their MVWA 75 match for the MVW title. The contract signing went, at least as usual pro wrestling contract signings go, without a hitch and in stark contrast to most usual pro wrestling contract signings, both combatants showed respect towards the other.

Anita O’Neder defeated Bethany Stewart w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-The story of the first part of 2017 is the re-emergence of former MVW Tag Team champions The O’Neders. Coming out on top following a series of matches against the Korver Sisters, the O’Neders suddenly find themselves inching back into title contention once again. Anita picked up a win over Bethany Stewart and like the night before, there was disco dancing following the match.

Rita O’Neder defeated Prisoner #034291 w/Sports Entertainment Corporation
-Then it was Rita’s turn. Prisoner #034291 has strength and is incredibly effective in short bursts. But in a full match, she has no stamina and fades quickly. Rita outwrestled her and the SEC made their obligatory ring invasion to trigger a DQ.

The four on one beatdown became four on two when Anita O’Neder ran down to the ring and then four on four when Housewives of Chaos: Major Svetlana Kovaleski and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker joined the party.

Carrieanne McDermott w/Harley Davisson defeated Andrea Allen w/“Disco Loving, Jet Setting International Playboy from the East” Sheik Yorbouti
-McDermott’s technical ability ended being too much for young Andrea Allen and the MVFC picked up a singles victory. But on the bright side, more dancing.

Housewives of Chaos: Major Svetlana Kovaleski and Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker vs. Main Street USA: ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris and C.J. Lewis- no contest
-Tough weekend for Main Street USA as they lost Saturday night and then run into a buzzsaw before this match began. The SEC came down in force and attacked both teams setting off a four on four brawl.

After order was restored, MVW Executive Director Jill Berg came out and ejected the SEC from ringside for the next match.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Heartland Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin defeated Regina McGill w/Dawn McGill
-Tess got on the microphone after the bell and complained if the SEC had to leave ringside that Dawn should have been sent to the back as well. Regina didn’t care and tackled the Heartland Champion and generally had the upper hand early on. But Tess has hit form like she’s never done before and hit the Pizza Cutter for the win. She teased a second Pizza Cutter but Dawn stepped into the ring and Tess thought better.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Kari Ferguson
-Barbosa-Stevens began to tune up for her title challenge against MVW Champion Sheline Carrigan with a nice victory over former Heartland champion Kari Ferguson. Carrigan hung out in the aisle during the match and scouted her future opponent.

NON-TITLE MATCH/MAIN EVENT: MVW Champion ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘High Flying Intercontinental Flight Attendant’ Amie Velasco
-Barbosa-Stevens returned the favor and watched the match at ringside. Carrigan had little trouble with Velasco and decisively picked up the win with the Canadian Destroyer.

Post-match, Barbosa-Stevens gave Carrigan a thumbs up and returned to the back as the show ended.

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