4/21/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

Last Week on Sunday Night Wrestling:
-‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is still chapped over the interference by Dawn McGill/Ray McAvay at MVWA 89 that cost ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson the MVW title.

-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeats ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ when Lisa Barbosa-Stevens attacks her. Barbosa-Stevens then brings out her cousin and brother-in-law to be her official ‘back up’ going forward.

-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks defeat Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth/Brad Company

-MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell states he did not ask for help at MVWA 89.

-The SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeat Weapons of Mass Destruction: A-Bomb/H-Bomb via DQ. Corporate World Inc. attacks the SEC to end the show.

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
Replay of Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents New Beginnings
Sunday April 21st, 2019
Taped Saturday December 29th, 2018
Chaifetz Arena
St. Louis, MO

Announcers:
Thunderbolt Smith
“Long Haul” Rick Hall

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Tonight’s Card:

MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson w/Penny and Amy © vs. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and “The Luchador with Insanely Bad Breath” Halitosis w/Regina McGill

MAIN EVENT- MVW TITLE MATCH:
Charlie Blackwell w/the SEC © vs. TBD

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MATCH #1 – MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Christa Carmondy © vs. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

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Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen…our next match is a one fall…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …thirty minute time limit for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Title. Introducing first…

*’Dig In’- Lenny Kravitz*

[The spotlight illuminates the stage. The challenger ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin walks out carrying her trademark oversized pizza box of doom. She wears a white shirt that says ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ on the front.]

It’s time to face it, come on in and join the party
Life has been waiting for you to care
Don’t try to fake it, jump on in and get it started
There’s so much lovin’ for you to share

There is nowhere to run
There is no way to hide
Don’t let it beat you
Say, “Nice to meet you” and “Bye”

Once you dig in
You’ll find it coming out the other side
And once you dig in
You’ll find you’ll have yourself a good time

Kimber Marshall: Please welcome the challenger hailing from Bowling Green, Ohio. Weighing in tonight at one hundred and twenty-five pounds. She is the EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL…please welcome…TESSA…MARTIN!

[On cue, the crowd erupts in cheers.]

Kimber Marshall: And her opponent…

Hey You- Bachman Turner Overdrive

[Christa Carmondy comes out holding the MVW Women’s title belt in the air.]

Hey you, you say you wanna change the world
It’s alright, with me there’s no regret
It’s my turn, the circle game has brought me here
And I won’t let down ’til every song is set

You realize now
You should have tried now, ooh
The music’s gone now
You lost it somehow
Hey you, sha la la la
Hey you, sha la la la
Woo! Sha la la
Woo! Sha la la

Kimber Marshall: …is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Women’s Champion. From ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI…

[The MVW fans explodes when hometown girl and MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy walks down the ring still holding up the belt.]

Kimber Marshall: …weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds…CHRISTA…CARMONDY!

[Christa rolls into the ring and holds the belt in the air.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy. Tessa Martin. Two Missouri Valley originals. This is going to be a war.

Rick Hall: LET’S GO!

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‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin
AGE: 31 / HT: 5′ 8″ WT: 125 / HOME: Bowling Green, OH
FIN: Pizza Cutter

Christa Carmondy
AGE: 26 /HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 150 / HOME: St. Louis, MO
FIN: Mean Girl Crush

Referee: Brent Payson

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*DING-DING*

1ST MINUTE
[After the obligatory feeling out process, the two women start to trade hard straight right hand punches. Martin tries to gain the upper hand by raking the eyes and following up with a simple takedown. With Carmondy on the ground in pain Martin lays on the boots, stomping on the challenger’s limbs. Martin drops to her knees and hammers away at Carmondy’s face with hard rights.]

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s all Tessa Martin early on. The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl is really taking it to Carmondy here.

Rick Hall: Tessa is on fire. She’s not going to leave anything to chance tonight.

2nd MINUTE
[Carmondy rakes Martin’s eyes. She then slams Martin’s head into the corner turnbuckle- a small cut is opens up on Martin’s forehead. Martin rolls out of the ring and shoves a crew member out of the way as she grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides back into the ring. Martin touches her forehead and feels the blood. She smiles and cracks the chair square between the eyes of Carmondy.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Yowza!

[Carmondy doesn’t drop though as she staggers back a step and shakes her head and stares right back at Martin.]

Rick Hall: She didn’t go down? How does she not go down from that shot?

3rd MINUTE
[Shocked, Martin goes for another chairshot.   Carmondy ducks it and connects with a hard right as Martin drops the chair. Carmondy hits another right and the Women’s Champion plants Martin with a DDT right on the steel chair.]

Rick Hall: Christa Carmondy reverses and plants Tessa Martin on the chair!

Thunderbolt Smith: Carmondy’s going for some sort of suplex!

[Carmondy picks Martin up and German suplexes her over the top rope and to the outside of the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa suplexed her right out of the ring!

Rick Hall: Damn!

[The crowd gasps in shock. Carmondy throws her arms up as he bounces off the far ropes and dives over the top rope.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SUICIDE DIVE CLOTHESLINE!

Rick Hall: Unbelieveable move by Christa Carmondy!

4th MINUTE
[The referee starts a ten count. Martin tries to get up. Carmondy climbs back to her feet. Carmondy peers under the ring for something to punish Martin with.

Rick Hall: Now what is she doing?

[Carmondy pulls a table out and sets it up outside the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Table for one it seems.

Rick Hall: She’s got to be flirting with a DQ!

[Martin makes her way back to one knee after the six count. Carmondy nails a hard right to Martin to set her up. But the Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl drives her knee deep into Carmondy’s gut and power bombs her through the table.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh my God!

[The fans erupt in cheers. Thunderbolt and Hall watch in horror.]

5th MINUTE
[Martin back to the ring as the referee counts. Carmondy somehow gets back to her feet and gets back in the ring. Carmondy with a right. Martin blocks and thumbs Carmondy in the eye. Martin then kicks at the knee but Carmondy swings around and chop blocks Martin’s leg to take her down. Carmondy grabs the chair and swings downward at Martin. Martin rolls out of the way at the last second.   Carmondy can’t believe it and tosses the chair away. Martin kicks up and crushes Carmondy in the face. Carmondy drops to his knees and then topples over.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Martin is proud of herself after that one.

Rick Hall: Tess should be Thunderbolt. She’s taken control of the match.

6th MINUTE
Martin looks to apply a sharpshooter but Carmondy will not make it easy. Finally, Carmondy manages to push her off and sends Martin head first into the steel ring post. The crowd erupts in response.]

Thunderbolt Smith: But not for long.

[Both women struggle get back to a vertical base. Martin walks up to Carmondy and both stare right at the other.]

Thunderbolt Smith: The crowd are on their feet. What’s going to happen next?

[Right happens next is both women suddenly break out into trading punches.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Here we go!

Rick Hall: No one is backing down.

[Each woman staggers after getting hit, spittle flying off their faces as their heads snap back. Carmondy seizes the advantage after she connects a slobberknocker of a punch and Martin crumbles to the mat.]

7th MINUTE
[Carmondy pulls Martin into the center of the ring. Roll up cover.

[One…]

[Two…]

[NO…Martin reverses Carmondy.]

[One…

[Two…]

[NO…Carmondy reverses.]

[One…Martin reverses.]

[One…reverse.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: Wait a minute! Who won!

Rick Hall: It happened too fast for me. I don’t know.

[Referee Brent Payson emphatically makes the call for Christa Carmondy.]

Rick Hall: Brent Payson is calling it for the champion!

Thunderbolt Smith: Christa Carmondy has pulled off a hell of a hard fought victory over Tessa Martin.

Tessa Martin: NO!

[Martin gets in the referee’s face and disputes the result. The referee shakes his head no.]

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at six minutes and seventeen seconds…CHRISTA-

[Martin rips the microphone out of Kimber’s hand.]

Tessa Martin: I…AM NOT…CONCEDING!

Thunderbolt Smith: Tessa’s not conceding.

Rick Hall: She’s upset. I’d have to see the tap.

Thunderbolt Smith: No one’s trying to steal the match. I think Christa got the pinfall.

Rick Hall: Let’s look at the replay.

[The replay shows that Carmondy barely has Martin’s shoulders pinned.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Yeah, I think Christa just got her shoulders down.

Rick Hall: Yeah, from looking at the video…Christa won this…by a smidge.

Thunderbolt Smith: Is that your new unit of measurement?

Rick Hall: Yes.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

[A sizeable group of people line up around a portable hot tub backstage with Ray McAvay’s valets Dark and Stormy inside. The ladies meet and greet the fans and pose for pictures. They also sell the official MVW Ray McAvay “Show Up. Clock In. Shut Up. Get to Work” t-shirt.]

[Dark, her black hair wet and slicked back, gets ready to take a photo with a young fan. Tonight, both ladies are wearing dark t-shirts and their Daisy Duke cut-off shorts inside the hot tub.]

[A woman in her mid-30’s and her 12 year old son are next in line and approach the girls in the hot tub. The son, wearing a Ray McAvay t-shirt, looks decidedly unhappy.]

[Dark smiles. Behind her, Bert’s gaze turns to Stormy who’s handing out change and a t-shirt to another happy customer. His finger slowly rises out of the water towards Stormy’s chest.]

Dark (to the Mother): Hi!

Mother: Hi. Look, my son is a little upset because he was really, really hoping to meet Ray tonight.

Dark: I’m so sorry.

[Bert’s finger slowly inches closer to Stormy’s breasts.]

[The boy holds up a bottle of Coke.]

Boy: I wanted to give this to him after his match.

[Stormy smacks Bert’s hand away.]

Mother: Right. But obviously he’s not here so-

Boy: Can I give it to you instead?

[The boy holds out the Coke bottle.]

Dark: Thanks.

[Dark takes the bottle as early eighties-type music wells up in the background.]

“A Coke and a smile!”

[…and then leans her head back, places the bottle on her lips, and begins to drink.]

“Makes me feel good!
Makes me feel nice!”

[Smiling now, the boy waves at her and turns away.]

Boy: Thanks.

[He and his mother start back to their seats in the arena.]

“It’s the way it should be.
I like to see.”

[Dark finishes the entire bottle and smiles.]

Dark: Hey kid!

“The whole world smiling with me.”

[The kid stops and turns back around. Dark pulls her t-shirt up over her head and off.]

“Coca-Cola adds life.”

Dark: Catch!

[She underhands the shirt to the kid but for some strange reason he freezes. His eyes become wide as saucers and his jaw drops. The shirt whizzes by him and lands at his mother’s feet.]

“Have a Coke and a smile!”

[It’s at that exact moment Dark realizes she’s topless. And so does the crowd…]

[CLOSE UP: the crowd cheers…lots of happy and excited people cheering.]

[…the boy’s mother…]

[CLOSE UP: the mother has a shocked, horrified expression on her face.]

[…and of course, Bert the Janitor.]

[CLOSE UP: Bert’s finger moves slowly, but steadily, towards her open breasts.]

[Dark immediately covers up.]

Dark: Oh *BLEEP*.

[She smacks Bert’s hand away and drops down into the water. The boy finally unfreezes and points at her.]

Boy: Mom, look at the nice rack!

[The mother immediately snatches the boy by the hand and stomps back towards the arena.]

Mother (mutters): That’s the last time I let your father take you to Hooters.

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
May 18th – La Crosse Center / LaCrosse, WI
May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS

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CSPN MARK SPLITTER SPEAKS
[Splitter climbs into the ring.]

Mark Splitter: CSPN, THE worldwide corporate forerunner in sports entertainment, says this is most acceptable. CSPN has invested millions of dollars into the SEC and vicariously Missouri Valley Wrestling. With that comes a certain expectation of a standard of programming.

[‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion Charlie Blackwell join Splitter. Behind them stands SEC mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, Kirk Walstreit, P.M.C. Banks, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, Miley Vyrus, and Country…er…Pop Songstress Taylor Switt- holding her ever present guitar overfilled with baby powder that leaks wherever she goes. Finebaum holds up one finger to signify that the SEC are number one.]

Mark Splitter: Charlie Blackwell is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion. CSPN is pleased to see that the SEC has taken their rightful place at the top because that’s the reason CSPN partnered with the SEC in the first place. Sports entertainment is in our DNA. Mr. McMann…MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell… epitomizes everything about sports entertainment.

Mr. McMann: That’s why the action that was taken against former champion William Daniels Bryan had to take place. Bryan. You had a nice run. But your time is done. I don’t know who Jill Berg has dredged up to wrestle Charlie tonight, but he’d better be ready. He’s not just wrestling Charlie Blackwell. He’s wrestling the whole damn SEC.

Charlie Blackwell: Hold on Mr. McMann.

[McMann points to Blackwell who takes over.]

Charlie Blackwell: Let’s not insult my intelligence or what intelligence exists out in the crowd. Anyone with an IQ of a brick can see what’s happening here. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put two and two together. It’s going to be Ray McAvay-

[And the crowd pops. Blackwell shakes his head and waits them out.]

Charlie Blackwell: Yeah whatever. It’s McAvay. I know it. You know it. The whole world knows it.

[Blackwell takes a quick spin around the ring.]

Charlie Blackwell And it’s not going to matter one damn bit. Ray was a great champion…last year. Charlie Blackwell is a great champion…this year. Ray, I know one of the reasons you’re coming back now is because of what happened to William Daniels Bryan two weeks ago. Ray, I’m not sure you’ve made a real good decision here in coming back at this time. I’ve been at the top for over five months and I have to say, I kind of like it. I like it so much, that I’m willing to do just about anything to stay at the top-

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS-2, SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT-0
[The video screen goes live. The picture on the screen is of great interest to Mr. McMann.]

Mr. McMann: What the hell is this?

[The SEC all turn and see what’s on the screen- Dawn McGill strapped down to a long board with a three quart stainless steel strainer (just purchased from a local grocery store) plopped down on the top of her head with the ‘New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five menacingly hovering above her.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh my… the ‘new age cybertronic criminally insane rogue sentient wrestling machine’ Ultratron-Five has Dawn McGill prisoner!

Rick Hall: You just love saying that.

[‘Wires’ extend from the stainless steel strainer to a obviously fake computer board that Ultratron-Five is ‘attached’ to.]

Rick Hall: Yeah. I don’t think this even equates as B-movie or even C-movie. It’s something two people threw together with a crappy I-phone to put on You Tube.

Ultratron-Five (in cheesy, bad B-movie metallic voice): And now Dawn McGill, when I pull down this lever, you will become my valet forever. Ha. Ha-ha. Bwha-ha-ha. Ha. Ha-ha.

Rick Hall: Cool. There’s even cheesy laughing.

Dawn McGill (mock horror): Oh no! What am I going to do?

[Back in the ring, McMann does not find this the least amusing.]

Mr. McMann: Okay…okay. Look, this was funny. It’s not so funny anymore. Dawn, let’s go. It’s time to get serious-

[Dawn rolls her eyes and glances over at Ultratron-Five. Ultratron-Five pulls down on the lever. The ‘machine’ starts (think uber-cheesy electronic sound effects you probably haven’t heard since the 1980’s) and Dawn…after missing a couple beats…stiffens up as if something is actually happening to her.]

Mr. McMann: Dawn…DAWN! AW COME ON! THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES NOW AND-

[Dawn adds some rudimentary convulsing to make it look good.]

Mr. McMann: STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

[The ‘machine’ stops whatever it’s doing. Ultratron-Five unties Dawn and she stands up. Her face is blank…okay…as blank as someone who’s trying not to laugh or crack a smile can be.]

Ultratron-Five: And now earthling valet, what are we going to do starting tonight?

Dawn McGill: I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

[Mr. McMann snaps. He stomps up and down in the ring over and over.]

Mr. McMann: YOU HAVEN’T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS! YOU HEAR ME?

[McMann exits the ring and heads to the back, muttering to himself the entire way.]

Thunderbolt Smith: That was thoroughly enjoyable.

Rick Hall: Dude, keyfabe.

Thunderbolt Smith: Oh…right.

[Thunderbolt adds a little pinch of drama to his presentation.]

Thunderbolt Smith (overdramatically): OH, THE HUMANITY…WHO WILL SAVE DAWN McGILL NOW? WHO CAN STOP ULTRATRON-FIVE?

[Thunderbolt takes a breath.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Better?

Rick Hall: Yeah, that’ll do.

Thunderbolt Smith: I think if we’re learned anything over the past year, Dawn McGIll is the Queen of Passive Aggressiveness.

Rick Hall: That is, until you really piss her off. Oh, what’s the score now?

Thunderbolt Smith: Passive Aggressiveness- two. Sports Entertainment- zero.

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WE ARE SCIENTIFIC WRESTLERS
[Backstage, the MVW’s Tag Team champions Dork Dynasty’s Leonard and Sheldon Robertson hang with a very busy Blair Moise before their title defense.]

Blair Moise: I am here with nerdy duck call, decoy fabricators, and master’s students- the Dork Dynasty. Leonard. Sheldon. Thoughts on your upcoming match with the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.

Sheldon Robertson: Here we are.  Standing on the shoulders of the giants of great scientific wrestlers like Lou Thesz, Bruno Sammartino, Verne Gagne…and they all pale in comparison to me.

Leonard Robertson: Sheldon!

Sheldon Robertson: Well, it’s true.  And you’re supposed to agree with me.  It’s on page 532 of the Tag Team Partnership Agreement.

Sheldon holds up a 627 page, hardcover bound, book.

Leonard Robertson: At least I have your back.

Sheldon Robertson: Of course you do.  That’s on page 134 of the Tag Team Partner Agreement.”

Blair Moise: Any thought on the match.

Leonard Robertson: Um…we obviously know that Rah and Halitosis were former Missouri Valley Wrestling tag team champions which means they have to be good wrestlers.

Sheldon Robertson: NOT AS GOOD AS ME!

Leonard Robertson: But still…they were champions. They’ll be a threat. We’ll have to work hard to defeat them.

Sheldon Robertson: THEY STILL AREN’T AS GOOD AS ME!

Leonard Robertson: No. But we’ll still have

Sheldon Robertson: BUT THEY STILL AREN’T AS GOOD AS I AM!

Blair Moise: And why did you send your valets Penny and Amy out to attack Rah earlier in the show.

Sheldon Robertson: Let me try to answer that question in a manner of which you’ll understand. When monkeys try to display their dominance, they engage in a ritual that results in a penile display. When wrestlers try to display their dominance, they often engage in underhanded skullduggery including a little sabotage and sneak attacks. So that’s what we may or may not have done.

Leonard Robertson: You did. We did.

Blair Moise: So even though you feel you are the greatest scientific wrestler known to mankind, you still believe you need to indulge in cheap attacks on your opponents.

Sheldon Robertson: It’s pretty common…at least during the Memphis Wrestling years in the mid 1980’s.

Leonard Robertson: Just be happy he didn’t decide to use fire. I had to talk him out of that one.

Sheldon Robertson: I thought about taking a sledgehammer to their cars. But Rah has a bus and that would have been too much effort.

Blair Moise: Okay then. Good luck tonight. The Dork Dynasty will be taking on challengers Rah and Halitosis for the Tag Team Title in just a moment.

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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
Men’s Champion: ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell

#1 Contender: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson
Contenders

William Daniels Bryan
‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism

Women’s Champion: Christa Carmondy
#1 Contender:
Yosemite Samantha
Contenders

‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan

Tag Team Champions: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
#1 Contender:
Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
Contenders
The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson
Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb
Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks
Truckin’ Average Company: Average Joe and Brad Company

Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott
#1 Contender:
‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris
Contenders
The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan and Ninja Kitty
Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor

Heartland Champion: SNAFU
#1 Contender:
Jack Fraiser
Contenders
‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler
Average Joe
‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
May 18th – La Crosse Center / LaCrosse, WI
May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS

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[Cut to Thunderbolt and Hall.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And that moment is now. Kimber Marshall. Take it away!

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MATCH #2 – MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson with valets Penny and Amy © vs. Island of Misfit Wrestlers: ‘The Luchador with Insanely Bad Breath’ Halitosis and Rah with Regina McGill

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Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. This next match is for the MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE!

[The crowd cheers.]

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first…

[Regina McGill, manager of the Dork Dynasty, comes out first. Nothing fancy. Regina has a t-shirt that says ‘Island of Misfit Wrestlers’ on the front and simply walks out to the stage.]

Kimber Marshall: Managed by Regina McGill…

[Next, a lucha wrestler walks out on the ramp.  He is dressed in all black with a giant ‘H’ on the front of his shirt.  He also has a strange greenish haze emitting from his mouth.]

Kimber Marshall: …hailing from the Island of Misfit Wrestlers and weighing in tonight at one hundred seventy pounds.  He is the ‘Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene.’  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- HALITOSIS!

[Halitosis pumps his first in the air and then starts down the ramp towards the ring.  He slap people’s hands along the way and then says hello to a young fan in the front row- the fan promptly collapses when he get a whiff of his breath.]

[Halitosis then moves on to the next one.  He says hello.  The fan gets a blast of his breath and falls to the ground.]

[He continues on to greet the fans along the way- oblivious to the carnage he leaves behind.]

[Halitosis reaches the ring area and continues to greet people around the front row.  Again, they all pass out once they get downwind of his breath and soon, the scene looks like a set of dominos falling over as she goes around the perimeter.  He climbs up on the ring apron and leaps over the top rope into the ring.]

[He goes to shake Kimber’s hand but the ring announcer bolts for the other side of the ring and tries to keep a safe distance away.  Shrugging his shoulders, Halitosis looks out over the ropes and raises his arms in the air.]

Kimber Marshall: And his partner, from-

[Kimber is interrupted by a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie who’s just climbed into the ring.  He elbows her out of the way and gestures for Kimber to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.]

Announcer Guy: Hit it!

[Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound blares and the announcer guy raises the microphone to his mouth.]

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 33 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

[He pauses and looks out at the crowd as the lights turn off.  A small spotlight illuminates the ramp where the BeachBronze Suntan Bikini Girls are standing.]

[The bikini girls pose on the ramp.  Then two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside.]

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason it’s eighty degrees outside and not minus four hundred and fifty-nine point six seven…and the reason Brian Wilson wrote all those great songs…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

[Rah’s friend and middle-aged folk singer Happy Mango follows strumming a guitar along with the omnipresent Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy.]

Announcer Guy: …RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and prepares to climb into the ring.]

[Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy. She starts to head for the ropes but her right leg doesn’t move. Looking down, Kimber is dismayed to see Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy hanging on to her leg.]

Kimber Marshall: THEY ARE THE ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS!…(out of the side of her mouth)…Bob, let go of my leg.

[She tries to shake her leg to get Bob off of her.]

Kimber Marshall: AND THEIR OPPONENTS…

*’Big Bang Theory Theme’- Barenaked Ladies*

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started
Wait the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools

[Penny and Amy come out first.]

We built a wall
(We built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the Big Bang…BANG!

Kimber Marshall: WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS. THEY ARE THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

[Leonard and Sheldon Robertson appear holding up their MVW Tag Team title belts for everyone to see.]

Kimber Marshall: Nerdy duck call, decoy fabricators, and master’s students…LEONARD ROBERTSON. SHELDON ROBERTSON. THEY ARE THE DORK DYNASTY!

[Penny and Amy lead the way as Leonard and Sheldon walk towards the ring. Penny is dressed in heels and a black overcoat. Amy has a frumpy flowery dress on.]

Kimber Marshall: Brent Payson is your referee.

[Kimber then turns to exit the ring, dragging the one leg because Bob Nye won’t let go of it.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Rick? This should be an interesting match.

Rick Hall: Well, the Dork Dynasty are truly scientific wrestlers in every sense of the word. That is their forte. That is what they do the best. Rah and Halitosis? Rah has a basic power move set. Halitosis does the typical lucha stuff but you can get knocked out if you let him breathe on you.

Thunderbolt Smith: Don’t discount what Regina McGill brings to the match. She’s not just window dressing.

Rick Hall: No she’s not Thunderbolt. Regina McGill brings an element that Penny and Amy do not for the Dork Dynasty. She can handle herself in the ring. She’s not afraid to get in and mix it up if that’s what it takes to get her team over.

Thunderbolt Smith: Brent Payson is ready to call for the bell.

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The Dork Dynasty
Leonard Robertson

HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Pasadena, CA
FIN: The Big Bang Theory
Valet: Penny
Sheldon Robertson
HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 195 / HOME: Pasadena, CA
FIN: The Big Bang Theory
Valet: Amy

The Island of Misfit Wrestlers
MGR: Regina McGill
Rah!: The Sunshine God 

HT: 6’ 8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA
FIN: Eye of RAHHHHHHH!
‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis
HT: 6’ 0” WT: 195 / HOME: Chattanooga, TN
FIN: Imploding Senton Bomb

Referee: Brent Payson

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*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And we are under way!

1st MINUTE
[Both Rah and Halitosis attack at the bell. Rah hip checks Leonard up and over the ropes to the floor. Rah slams into Sheldon and sends him flying into the ropes. Rah then runs the ropes and again charges into Sheldon again. Penny tries to jump on Rah’s back. The Sunshine God flips her over. Rah and Halitosis double team Sheldon and throw him out of the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Rah and Halitosis start quick.

Rick Hall: It’s going to be interesting the tactics Regina McGill comes up with for this match.

Thunderbolt Smith: I know this much. Neither team will be having themselves what we call a ‘hoss fight.’ It’s going to be an interesting clash of styles.

4th MINUTE
[…Sheldon attacks Halitosis from behind with strikes and kicks. Halitosis spins around and fires back with a back kick. Rah in and dumps a charging Leonard to the floor. Halitosis hits the shooting star to the floor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: This match has been a disjointed mess so far.

Rick Hall: Again, I think we see the strategy being utilized by Rah and Halitosis. They want to create chaos which makes it harder for the Dorks to use their scientific wrestling ability.

5th MINUTE
[Sheldon immediately jumps Halitosis and hits an overhead belly to belly. Sheldon follows with a springboard bulldog. He chops away at Halitosis and pushes him into the ring post. Sheldon tags in Leonard. He rushes in and runs into a running uppercut. Takedown by Halitosis.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Cover!

[One…]

[Two…Leonard powers out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Too early and it’s going to take a lot more than that to take out the Dork Dynasty.

Rick Hall: Agreed.

6th MINUTE
[Leonard continues with strikes. Rah sneaks in and takes out his knee and climbs the top turnbuckle. Rah hits the lionsault and covers…]

Rick Hall: Didn’t know Rah had that in his move set.

Thunderbolt Smith: Neither did I.

[One…]

[Two…Leonard kicks out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Pretty easy kick out for Leonard.

[He tags Sheldon back in. Halitosis tags in Rah. Rah misses a charge. Sheldon hits a knee strike and a standing dropkick. Rah wipes him out with a clothesline. Sheldon tags Leonard in. Rah takes him down and grounds things. He attacks with rights. Leonard sweeps the leg and follows with a knee strike. He’s flips Rah over. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…Halitosis makes the save.]

[Leonard hits a stunner on Rah and he covers…]

[One…]

[Two…Halitosis makes the save again.]

Rick Hall: Halitosis had to get in there twice. Leonard with crisp moves nearly had Rah beat.

7th MINUTE
[Rah fires back with strikes to Leonard. Leonard hits an enziguri to Rah and tags Sheldon back in. Rah belly to bellies Sheldon immediately. But Sheldon then drives a forearm to Rah’s back. Short powerbomb by Rah to Sheldon. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…Sheldon gets the shoulder up.]

[Rah presses. Sheldon fights off a suplex but then eats a belly to back suplex. Leonard looks to springboard in. Rah accidently bumps the referee into the ropes and causes Leonard to crotch himself on the top rope. In the confusion, Sheldon hits Rah with a chin checker and rolls him up.]

[One…]

[Two…Rah powers out…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Fast action does not favor Rah and Halitosis.

10th MINUTE
[…Rah crawls over and tags Halitosis back in. Sheldon and Halitosis engage. They throw rights and lefts back and forth. Leonard goes top turnbuckle- dropkicks Halitosis. He then goes top turnbuckle again. Halitosis rakes Sheldon’s eyes and catches Leonard on the ropes. One delayed suplex later, Halitosis covers.]

[One…]

[Two…Sheldon makes the save.]

Rick Hall: The Dorks are trying to stay even keeled because that’s where their scientific style will be the most effective. Rah and Halitosis are succeeding in keeping them off balance and that’s causing the tag champions a lot of problems.

11th MINUTE
[Halitosis tags Rah back in. Leonard has to wait an extra couple seconds and then he tags Sheldon in. Rah with rights to Sheldon.   Halitosis with rights to Leonard.

Thunderbolt Smith: All four men in the ring and it’s still chaotic!

[Sheldon drop toeholds Rah. He tries to belly to back suplex Rah. Rah counters and covers.]

[One…]

[Two…Sheldon puts a foot on the bottom rope.]

[Leonard shoves Rah from behind. Halitosis comes off the turnbuckle and missile dropkicks Leonard in the balls.]

Rick Hall: Interesting move. How did he think of that?

Thunderbolt Smith: He just did.

[Rah lifts an unsuspecting Sheldon in position…lifts…and slams him to the mat.]

Thunderbolt Smith: EYE OF RAHHHHHHHH!

Rick Hall: We could have new champions!

Thunderbolt Smith: COVER!

[Rah hooks the leg. But no count. Why? Referee Payson is a little distracted. Amy poses with her frumpy shirt. Payson shrugs.]

Amy: Hey!

[Penny drops the black overcoat revealing a tight strapless black dress accentuated with a push-up bra…now Payson pays attention.]

Amy: HEY!

Thunderbolt Smith: Penny and Amy just made the save!

Rick Hall: Did not think we would see that.

[Halitosis goes ballistic. He jumps into the ring and gets in the referee’s face. Payson collapses after taking one whiff of Halitosis’s breath and he’s out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Referee bump…sort of.

Rick Hall: Did not think we’d see that either.

12th MINUTE
[Halitosis rolls the referee out of the ring. Rah is livid and chases after Dork Dynasty valets Penny and Amy who take off for the back.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Um, where is Rah going?

[Halitosis is beside himself. Regina McGill doesn’t know what to do. Referee Ron Martin races down to the ring and immediately starts a ten count on Rah.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Referee Brent Payson is out. Ron Martin just took his place. Rah went after Penny and Amy and if he’s not careful, he’s going to get the Island of Misfit Wrestlers counted out of the match.

13th MINUTE
[Rah sprints back to the ring and dives in just before he was counted out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Just…in…time!

Rick Hall: Rah can run fast when he puts his mind to it.

Thunderbolt Smith: He shouldn’t have left ringside in the first place and now he’s paying a price.

[Sheldon and Leonard double clothesline an exhausted Rah and send him up and over the top rope. Halitosis attacks both Dorks from behind. Rah gets right back in and the four men brawl.]

14th MINUTE
[Referee Martin tries to restore order. But that’s complicated when all four men are brawling all around ringside. He does not decide to start a count…yet.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Despite the fact that Rah and Halitosis have wrestled the match they’ve wanted to wrestle, the Dorks have managed to stay one step ahead of them.

[Sheldon and Leonard steamroll Rah. Leonard then climbs up the corner turnbuckle and splashes Rah.]

Rick Hall: I think Rah’s run out of gas.

[Halitosis suddenly realizes he’s the last man standing against the Dorks.]

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s two versus one.

15th MINUTE
[Halitosis fires up and hits the basement dropkick on Sheldon. Leonard lariats Halitosis and then sends him to the buckles. Sheldon follows and hits the splash.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Now the Dorks have gained the upper hand.

[Halitosis tries to use his breath again. Sheldon avoids…fires a right hand. He pulls Halitosis down to the mat and slaps on his submission- the Indian Death Lock.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Sheldon’s put a submission hold on Halitosis.

Rick Hall: And Rah’s still dazed.

[Quick cut to the floor. Rah = no condition to make the save.]

Thunderbolt Smith: I think Sheldon’s got him.

[Halitosis tries to fight out but time runs out. He taps.]

*DING-DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: And the Dork Dynasty will retain.

[Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.]

Kimber Marshall: YOUR WINNERS AT FOURTEEN MINUTES AND FORTY-ONE SECONDS…AND STILL THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! THE DORK DYNASTY!

[Ron Martin hands the Dorks the title belts.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Not an easy title defense. The Dorks were not in their comfort zone tonight but yet they managed to win the match.

Rick Hall: I was counting the ways the Dorks where going to try and get themselves disqualified…it was that bad. Give them credit. They took Rah and Haltosis’s best shots and here they are…still the champions.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

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Announcer: The secret to a happy home in these modern times is a housewife who’s in control of the finances.

[McGill glances up and looks straight at the camera.]

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[Dawn holds up the giant, prop-like magic marker aka the ‘Set Your Own Price’ tool.]

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[Dawn slightly tilts her face and smiles.]

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[Close up on McGill as her facial expression changes. She looks slightly annoyed now.]

Announcer: …she can get all the car insurance options her little heart desires.

[No check that. She looks a little pissed off.]

Dawn McGill: Men do the hard work of making money? Really?

[Cut to the announcer guy- a walking, talking relic from the 1950’s.]

Announcer (smiling and scoffing): Women don’t have jobs making money.

[Cut back to Dawn. She looks at the ‘Set Your Own Price’ tool. Then she looks at the announcer guy like a tiger eyeing its prey.

[Cut to the announcer guy.]

Announcer: Modernizing car insurance the-*WHACK*

[McGill cracks the announcer guy with the ‘Set Your Own Price’ tool.]

Announcer: Owww. You hit me.

[Then Dawn takes a headlock and gauges the announcer’s forehead with the ‘Set Your Own Price’ tool. Blood begins to flow from over his right eye.]

Announcer: Where’s your husband?”

Dawn McGill: Where’s my husband? I’ll show you where my husband is.

[Dawn takes announcer guy by the arm and flings him into the kitchen table. Then she goes to the cupboard and pulls out a skillet. No, not the newfangled skillets but the old fashioned iron skillet. McGill lifts the skillet and…]

[*BONK*]

[…brains the hell out of announcer guy with it.]

[The director of the commercial runs out.]

Director: Hey! You can’t-

[*BONK*]

[Fade to black.]

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UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
May 18th – La Crosse Center / LaCrosse, WI
May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS

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MAIN EVENT- MVW TITLE MATCH

Charlie Blackwell with the SEC © vs. TBD

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Thunderbolt Smith: And now…it’s time. Kimber Marshall. Take it away.

[Cut to the ring.]

Kimber Marshall: LAAAAY-DEEES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS OUR MAIN EVENT AND IT IS FOR THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TITLE!

[Everyone is up on their feet.]

‘As Is’- Van Halen

[The arena lets loose with a loud round of boos when Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion Charlie Blackwell pops out on stage.]

Yesterday I was a bum and broke
Today I am a star and broke
In this town that’s called progress
And that’s how we do biz

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor
Rich was better, totally better
Requires a degree of acceptance
As in: “must accept as is.”

[Blackwell is followed by ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, SEC mouthpiece Phil Finebaum, P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver.]

Drive my search engine home
Dropped, chopped, Alabama chrome
Hey what the hell it runs, so…
The day is dunzo
Let’s have some funzo
Your’s very truly
-As Is.

Kimber Marshall: INTRODUCING FIRST…HE IS THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION…FROM DALLAS, TEXAS…

[Miley Vyrus and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt also join the group.]

Kimber Marshall: …WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR POUNDS. HE IS ‘CHARLIE WRESTLING’…

[Vyrus holds up a placard that reads ‘CHARLIE WRESTLING- SEC’.]

Kimber Marshall: …PLEASE WELCOME CHARLIE BLACKWELL!

[Blackwell turns his back and shows off his robe which also says ‘Charlie Wrestling’ on the back. He turns to McMann and nods. Then the SEC begin their walk to the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion Charlie Blackwell and the SEC make their way towards the ring.

Rick Hall: MVW CEO Jill Berg is punishing Blackwell for the premeditated attack on William Daniels Bryan two weeks ago by making him…the MVW Champion…come out first. By the way, I think Charlie’s right. I think it’s Ray McAvay who’s going to wrestle him tonight.

[Blackwell rolls into the ring and raises his arms to the sky. The crowd thunders down its disapproval.]

Thunderbolt Smith: The MVW faithful is letting Charlie Blackwell know what they think of what he and the SEC did to William Daniels Bryan.

Rick Hall: I don’t think Charlie cares much. In fact, it looks like Blackwell’s about to tell the crowd just how much he doesn’t care.

[Blackwell snatches the microphone from Kimber Marshall.]

Charlie Blackwell: All right…all right…quiet down.

[Blackwell pauses until the din dies down a little.]

Charlie Blackwell: RAY…McAVAY. I KNOW YOU’RE HERE. I KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE. SO JUST COME ON DOWN AND LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH.

[The lights go down.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And we’ve lost the lights. Which usually means something dramatic is about to take place.

Rick Hall: Or Jill Berg forgot to pay the electric bill.

Thunderbolt Smith: That too.

Do you hear the people sing? – Singing the song of angry men?

[A spotlight illuminates a concourse. The camera pans over and zooms in.]

‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’ – Les Miserables

Thunderbolt Smith: IT’S RAY McAVAY!

[‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay walks out accompanied by his wife, and one half of the famed West Texas Adult Entertainment duo Dark and Stormy, Stacee (Dark) Perry. Paige ‘Stormy’ Reynolds also walks out. Bert the Janitor comes out fourth.]

Rick Hall: I can’t say I’m surprised.

[Also joining them, General DeBauchery- who looks like a bizarre combination of the AWA’s Colonel DeBeers and Lt. Aldo from Inglorious Basterds, sporting a black captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar and grinning obnoxiously, Al Cahall- sporting six pack abs…oh…that’s a six pack in front of his abs.]

Gen. DeBauchery: You probably heard we ain’t in the take no prisoner-takin’ business like usual wrasslers; we in the killin’ brewskis business…

[General DeBauchery takes a bottle of beer and chugs it down.]

Gen. DeBauchery: And cousin, Business is a-boomin.

[Cahall raises his glass and chugs his beer down. And then there’s man smoking a cigarette in violation of several anti-smoking ordinances…which is par for the course- Nic Koteen.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Charlie Blackwell has not been able to defeat Ray McAvay. Can he do it tonight?

Rick Hall: Thunderbolt, I would say this is a little different. McAvay hasn’t wrestled competitively since January. Blackwell has been busy. He’s through a war with William Daniels Bryan over the past few months. McAvay has to shake off the ring rust pretty fast.

[McAvay starts down the steps. Dark and Stormy go next. Then Bert the Janitor, General DeBauchery, Cahall, Koteen, and what appears to be an endless stream of people from the special Les Miserables section of the arena.]

Kimber Marshall: AND OUR FINAL CONTESTANT. ACCOMPANIED BY WEST TEXAS ADULT ENTERTAINMENT LEGENDS DARK AND STORMY WITH BERT THE JANITOR!

[The long line of people continue their way towards the ring. The procession reaches the floor and slowly pushes forward.]

Kimber Marshall: HAILING FROM FORT STOCKTON, TEXAS…WEIGHING TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS. REPRESENTING THE LES MISERABLES AND FORMER MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION…LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…RED SOLO PLASTIC CUP…RAY MCAVAY!

[McAvay arrives at the ring. The Les Miserables fan out at ringside. Dark and Stormy also climb up to the ring apron and model the official MVW Ray McAvay “Show Up. Punch In. Shut Up. Get to Work” baseball jersey.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Ray McAvay has not wrestled a competitive match since January. He underwent a relatively minor procedure to clean up some damage to his neck in February. The surgery went well. He is apparently well enough to go tonight. Underestimate McAvay at your peril. McAvay won a major title back in 2016 in High Octane Wrestling when he won a HOW Battle Royale match and he is more than capable of winning this match tonight.

[The referee checks both men and gives his final instructions.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey Keels will be the referee for this match. Given Blackwell and McAvay’s past history, he may very well have his hands full with this one.

[Quick camera pan of ringside. There’s a large group of Les Miserables in the general vicinity of McAvay’s corner. The SEC are also well represented at ringside in Blackwell’s corner by the entire SEC.]

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‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay
HT: 6’-3” WT: 215 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX
FIN: McGill Bomb

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
FIN: Katahajime

Referee: Davey Keels

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*DING-DING*

Thunderbolt Smith: HERE WE GO FOR THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TITLE!

1st MINUTE
[McAvay and Blackwell meet in the middle and immediately work into a series of fast paced counters. There’s a standoff. Blackwell tries to ground things but McAvay doesn’t cooperate. Blackwell and McAvay trade strikes and Blackwell out of nowhere hits a high cross. Stuck in the SEC corner, Kirk Walstreit and Blackwell double team McAvay.   Then Walstreit and McAvay trade strikes…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Quick beginning to the match. Not surprised that Walstreit’s interfered already.

Rick Hall: McAvay is going to have to steer clear of the SEC corner.

4th MINUTE
[Blackwell lays in body shots on McAvay. McAvay breaks out a back handspring kick and adds a dropkick to send Blackwell tumbling out of the ring. Again Walstreit jumps in and charges. McAvay puts him down with a sling blade. Walstreit back up and charges…McAvay with another sling blade. Walstreit goes a third time…he goes down a third time before Keels starts a count on him.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Keels is finally trying to lay down the law with the SEC interference.

Rick Hall: McAvay looks fresh and crisp. Blackwell looks about a half step slow so far.

Thunderbolt Smith: He has.

[Blackwell back in the ring. He charges. McAvay goes for another sling blade. Blackwell counters but McAvay gets a dragon screw and covers.]

[One…easy kick out for Blackwell.]

[Quick cut to the SEC. They seem a little concerned about the start of the match.]

5th MINUTE
[Blackwell dumps McAvay to the floor…near where the SEC contingent are standing. Beaver, Walstreit and Banks deliver a couple boots and then hides behind the rest of the SEC when Les Miserables General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen race over to help McAvay.]

Thunderbolt Smith: And this is where it could get a little techy. There’s a lot of people at ringside.

[The SEC backs off when the Les Miserables arrive. General DeBauchery helps McAvay up. McAvay stumbles back into the ring. Blackwell greets him with big boots. Belly to back suplex.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell with a big belly to back suplex.

[Blackwell with another belly to back suplex than lands on McAvay’s surgically repaired neck. McAvay rolls back and back to his feet. He smiles.]

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay’s smiling?

Rick Hall: That’s the area of the neck that was injured. He’s taken two good pops there and there’s no pain-

Thunderbolt Smith: KATAHAJIME!

[In the middle of the ring, Blackwell has McAvay in a half nelson with one arm and his neck with the other while his legs body scissored around McAvay.]

Rick Hall: HE’S GOT HIM!

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell has the Katahajime on McAvay!

[McAvay tries to roll back and forth but Blackwell has the hold locked in tight. After a few second, he taps.]

Thunderbolt Smith: THAT’S IT! HE’S TAPPING OUT!

[McAvay is tapping out. But for some reason the referee hasn’t called for the bell.]

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay’s tapping but-

Rick Hall: Look!

6th MINUTE
[The crowd pops big when McAvay’s West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend friends Dark and Stormy climb up onto the ring apron. Dark, the one with jet black hair, and Stormy, the one with red hair, both start to suggestively unbutton their official MVW Ray McAvay ‘Show Up…Punch In…Shut Up…Get to Work’ baseball jerseys and have referee Davey Keels full attention.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Dark and Stormy have distracted referee Davey Keels and he doesn’t see McAvay tapping out.

[Blackwell finally realizes that Keels isn’t watching the action and releases the hold. He jumps back to his feet and sees Keels watching the impromptu striptease in the McAvay corner.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell sees what’s going on and he does not look pleased.

Rick Hall: He had the match won, Thunderbolt. I can’t blame him.

[Slipping around the side of the ring is McAvay’s consigliore, Bert the Janitor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Hold on! It’s Bert the Janitor.

7th MINUTE
[Bert goes to slide a Big Bertha driver into the ring. But Walstreit and Banks run around and tackle him.]

Rick Hall: Blackwell is going over to Davey Keels to complain. He had McAvay tapping out.

[Walstreit and Banks pummel Bert the Janitor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Hang on! Here comes William Daniels Bryan!

[The former champion hobbles down to the ring with his crutches. Bryan swings one of the crutches and whaps Walstreit in the back of the head. Then he clobbers Banks with the crutch. The crutch is bent in half]

Thunderbolt Smith: William Daniels Bryan takes out two of the SEC with the crutch. OOOOH. McAvay low bridges Blackwell!

[Blackwell drops like a shot and the crowd pops again. McAvay immediately makes the cover.]

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay for the win…

[Keels sees the cover. He immediately drops to the mat and counts…one…two…Blackwell gets a shoulder up.]

Rick Hall: Blackwell just gets the shoulder up.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell back to his feet and he’s unloading big on the challenger.

[Blackwell and McAvay slug it out. Blackwell gains the upper hand…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Closed fists by Blackwell.

8th MINUTE
[…Blackwell backs McAvay in the corner with right hands.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Davey Keels warns Charlie Blackwell about the closed fist.

[Blackwell fires away with a kick and a back elbow. Takedown and cover. One…two…McAvay kicks out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell the aggressor now.

[Blackwell misses a kick, McAvay hits an enziguri. Now he covers.]

[One…]

[Two…Blackwell kicks out and decides to take five.]

[Blackwell tries to climb out of the ring. McAvay stops him by crotching him on the top rope. McAvay dropkicks Blackwell over the top rope to the floor.]

Rick Hall: Back and forth they go. I’d say it’s pretty even so far.

9th MINUTE
[Blackwell back in and slams McAvay’s face into the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and nails a moonsault press. Hook of the legs…]

[One…]

[Two…McAvay gets a shoulder up.]

[Knee strike by Blackwell. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…again McAvay gets the shoulder up.]

[Blackwell goes top turnbuckle again. McAvay gets up and slams him to the mat. Cover.]

[One…]

[Two…Blackwell kicks out.]

Thunderbolt Smith: McAvay came close there but Blackwell kicks out in time.

10th MINUTE
[Blackwell charges…McAvay sling blades him. Blackwell back up…charge…eats sling blade. Blackwell up…charge…McAvay scoop slams him to the mat. Cover…]

[One…]

[Two…]

[Two-point-eight…]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell JUST kicked out in the nick of time.

[McAvay lays in more knee strikes as he grounds Blackwell. Again, he hooks the legs. One…two…Blackwell kicks out and again takes his leave outside the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell calling time out.

Rick Hall: Wise move on Blackwell. McAvay has again regained the momentum in this match.

Thunderbolt Smith: Ah…what’s that?

Rick Hall: What’s what?

[Thunderbolt points at the aisle. Much to everyone’s surprise, a spotlight follows ‘New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five and Dawn McGill, holding a Singapore Cane in her right hand, moving towards ringside.]

Rick Hall: And there’s something I definitely didn’t think I’d see.

[Quick close up of McGill’s face. Blank and expressionless.]

Thunderbolt Smith: No one saw this coming. Ultratron-Five and his new valet Dawn McGill are coming to the ring.

[The SEC and the Les Miserables stand and watch as Ultratron-Five and McGill approach. McGill gets instructions from the ‘New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ and walks up to Charlie Blackwell. Blackwell’s unsure how to react. Dawn? Not so much. She knees Blackwell in the balls. He doubles over. She brings the Singapore cane down on the square of his back.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SHE’S ATTACKED BLACKWELL!

Rick Hall: OW!

[Blackwell falls to the floor. But before the SEC reacts, McGill grabs a microphone from Kimber Marshall and rolls into the ring.]

Thunderbolt Smith: This could get real interesting. Ray McAvay is her ex-husband.

Rick Hall: I have no idea what’s going to happen next.

[McGill walks up to McAvay.]

Dawn McGill (cold, expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

[McGill drops the mic on the mat. McAvay has no idea what’s going to happen next. He tries to back away from his ex-wife but in a flash, McGill whips her right leg up and drives her four inch heels into his balls. McAvay doubles over.]

Rick Hall: I take that back. I kind of thought that might happen.

Thunderbolt Smith: Whoa!

[McAvay tips over onto the mat.]

Mr. McMann: THAT’S IT!

[‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann finally snaps. Already disgruntled over the fact that McGill dissed his offer to join the SEC to join up with a New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine, McMann hops up onto the ring apron and climbs in. He stomps right up to McGill and is about to give her a good piece of his mind.]

*THWACK*

Thunderbolt Smith: McGILL JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!

[McMann, his right arm extended and finger pointing at Dawn, simply tips backwards and lands with a splat on his back.]

Rick Hall: I kind of see this as Dawn getting payback on three men who’ve given her a lot of grief in the past couple years.

[McGill picks up the mic again.]

Dawn McGill (cold, expressionless voice): I must help Ultratron-Five take over Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Rick Hall: Or there’s that.

[With that, McGill robotically turns on her high heels and rejoins Ultratron-Five. Both then exit to the back.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Her performance was more believable this time.

Rick Hall: KEYFABE!

Thunderbolt Smith: Sorry.

[This leaves referee Davey Keels with a bit of a dilemma. He could throw the match out for outside interference. But since McGill attacked both men, Keels decided to hold off and give them some extra time.]

Thunderbolt Smith: Keels is not counting anyone out.

13th MINUTE
[Eventually, both Blackwell and McAvay recover. Blackwell climbs back into the ring.]

14th MINUTE
[Blackwell takes McAvay down and works the knee. Blackwell stomps away on the knee. He slams it off the apron. Then he slams it off of the post. Blackwell dropkicks the knee into the post and covers. One…two…McAvay gets the shoulder up. Blackwell rolls up McAvay again. One…two…McAvay kicks out. Blackwell pulls McAvay up and takes him up to the top of the turnbuckle…]

Thunderbolt Smith: BLACKWELL’S GOING FOR IT…

[And drops McAvay to the floor.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SUPERPLEX! HERE’S THE COVER!

[But the referee isn’t there to count…]

Colleen Crowder: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

15th MINUTE
[…because he’s distracted by the double striptease going on in the McAvay corner…again. Both Dark and Stormy have climbed up on the ring apron to unbutton their shirts and they have the referee’s full attention.]

Rick Hall: I don’t think Davey Keels has gone out on a lot of dates of late.

Thunderbolt Smith: It’s also effective. They’re buying McAvay valuable time.

[A fact not lost on SEC mouthpiece Phil Finebaum. He screams at the referee to make the count. Blackwell gets up to his feet and he shouts at the referee. Big mistake. McAvay jumps up and drops Blackwell with a neckbreaker. Then he pulls Blackwell up by the back of the neck and slams him face first to the mat.]

Thunderbolt Smith: SHAKIN’ AND STIRRED BY McAVAY!

16th MINUTE
[McAvay slaps on an inverted face lock…hooks the arm…and pulls backwards and up.]

Thunderbolt Smith: DRAGON SLEEPER!

[Dark and Stormy end the striptease. The SEC’s Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver climb into the ring. Les Miserables’s General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen throw themselves at the SEC. Blackwell starts to fade. Several other members of the Les Miserables hit the ring and attack Blackwell, Banks, and Beaver.]

Thunderbolt Smith: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE! WE’VE GOT PEOPLE IN THE RING AND McAVAY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

[Blackwell’s arm goes limp. McAvay breaks the hold…puts Blackwell’s head between his legs…but Blackwell stands up and flips McAvay over him.]

Thunderbolt Smith: BLACKWELL COUNTERED THE McGILL BOMB!

[Blackwell rolls him up.]

[One…]

[Two…]

[THREE!]

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S DONE IT! CHARLIE BLACKWELL HAS DEFEATED RAY McAVAY!

*DING-DING-DING*

[McAvay sits up. He can’t believe what’s just happened.]

Rick Hall: What a counter by Charlie Blackwell! I think he played a little possum while McAvay had him in the Dragon Sleeper and caught Ray completely by surprise when he tried to hit the McGill Bomb.

Thunderbolt Smith: He caught everyone by surprise. I thought McAvay had him.

[With Blackwell celebrating in the ring, Kimber Marshall does the announcement from the floor.]

Kimber Marshall: YOUR WINNER AT FIFTEEN MINUTES AND FIFTY-NINE SECONDS…AND STILL MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION…’CHARLIE WRESTLING’ CHARLIE BLACKWELL!

[Keels hands the title belt to Blackwell- Blackwell raises the belt in the air.]

Thunderbolt Smith: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!

[The Les Miserables at ringside can’t believe it.]

Rick Hall: I don’t believe it either.

Thunderbolt Smith: CHARLIE BLACKWELL FINALLY DEFEATS RAY McAVAY AND SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDS THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING TITLE!

Rick Hall: Charlie Blackwell survived a double dose of Dark and Stormy, Dawn McGill doing the bidding of Ultratron-Five, took Ray McAvay’s best shot, and remains the champion. Charlie Wrestling comes through tonight big time.

Thunderbolt Smith: Blackwell retains. The Dork Dynasty retain the tag belts. Christa Carmondy retains the Women’s title. And ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson retained the Heartland belt.

Rick Hall: It’s been an interesting night. A great return of Missouri Valley Wrestling to the pay per view world and I can’t wait for the return of MVW’s Sunday Night Wrestling.

Thunderbolt Smith: We’ve run out of time. We will see where all ths goes in January. In the meantime, Happy New Year. I’m Thunderbolt Smith. He’s ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall. We’ll see you soon.

 

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4/20/19-MVW Marquette, MI House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Berry Events Center
Marquette, MI
Saturday April 20th, 2019

Missouri Valley Wrestling traveled north to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan for a big show last night that featured three title matches on the card. Two non-TV title matches along with the tag team belts were up for grabs. Also on the show last night, there was a huge three way match between three of the top contenders for the MVW Title as jockeying for position has begun.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Marquette, MI Results:
MATCH #1- Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor defeated The Varney Sisters: Blake and Gwen- Backman pinned Gwen with the Sledgehammer
MATCH #2- ‘The World’s Most Uninteresting Man in the World’ Tom Smith defeated Willie Idol with the Dull Roar
MATCH #3-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens defeated Miley Vyrus with the Pittsburgh Plunge
MATCH #4-Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt/Obnoxious French sports talk host Dan LeBasterd-Company pinned D’Hutt with the Company Line
MATCH #5-‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Ninja Kitty- Harlot submitted Ninja Kitty with the White Trash Compactor
MATCH #6-William Daniels Bryan defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- Bryan pinned Chism with the Crane Kick
MATCH #7-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks defeated The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson-Bank defeated Sheldon with the Bank Statement.
MATCH #8-Five time Women’s Tag Team Champions Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey defeated The O’Neders: Rita and Anita with the A.D.D. (Angel Death Drop)
MATCH #9/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Heartland Champion SNAFU defeated Average Joe with the Philadelphia Facebuster
MATCH #10/MVW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Women’s Tag Team Champion The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson/Carrieanne McDermott defeated ‘Former Hooter’s Waitress’ C.J. Lewis and “Queen Cool” Leah Iris – Davisson pinned Lewis with the Kick Stand.
MAIN EVENT/MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller/’Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay- Williams submitted McAvay with the Devil’s Triangle

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
May 18th – La Crosse Center / LaCrosse, WI
May 24th – Hyland Performance Arena / St. Charles, MO
May 25th – Charles Koch Arena / Wichita, KS
May 26th – Cook Center / Olathe, KS

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4/14/19-Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents: Sunday Night Wrestling

Review of and Highlights from MVWA 89:

MATCH ONE: Miley Vyrus defeated Ninja Kitty

MATCH TWO: Ashton Flowers with Dawn McGill defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Todd- The Production Assistant

MATCH THREE: Corporate World Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson and Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb

MATCH FOUR:
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with Ted Tebow

MATCH FIVE: William Daniels Bryan defeated ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

MATCH SIX-MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay © with the Les Miserables vs. The SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams

MATCH SEVEN-MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © with the SEC vs. Yosemite Samantha

MAIN EVENT/MVW TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © with the Texas Strangers defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson with the SEC

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Missouri Valley Wrestling
Sunday Night Wrestling Recap
Sunday April 14th, 2019
Taped at a MVW House Show
Bank of the Ozarks Arena
Hot Springs, AR

Announcers:
Thunderbolt Smith
‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

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Mr. McMann, SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum and the SEC come to the ring. McMann is still livid over Dawn McGill’s interference in the MVW Title match at MVWA 89.

This brings MVW CEO Jill Berg to the ring. Berg wants to know what McMann’s issue is. She notes that the SEC interfered and cost Rah and Ray McAvay the tag team title belts. McMann says that’s different. Berg disagrees. Nothing gets solved and McMann skulks off with the rest of the SEC

MATCH ONE:
Sheline Carrigan ‘The Canadian Cyborg’
AGE: 25 / HT: 6’0″ WT: 145 / HOME:  Vilbank, SK
STR: 9.3 DEX: 6.8 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 7.4 INT: 7.2 END: 7.6
STYLE: Power-Technical / FIN: Canadian Destroyer
THEME MUSIC: “Roll the Bones”- Rush
MGR: Coach E.J. Flack

“Queen Cool” Leah Iris (Lewis-Iris Tag Team)
AGE: 26 / HT: 5′ 9″ WT: 125 / HOME: Pittsburgh, PA
STR: 5.0 DEX: 7.8 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 6.2 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Pittsburgh Rocker Dropper
THEME MUSIC: “Ah Leah”- Donnie Iris

RESULT-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan with Coach E.J. Flack defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ
-Lisa Barbosa-Stevens run in at the 7:00 minute mark and takes out E.J. Flack with a Toxic Sting.

Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
AGE: ** / HT 6’0″ WT: 130 / HOME: Houston, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 7.4 CHR: 8.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 7.8 END: 8.2
STYLE: All Around / FIN: Toxic Sting
THEME MUSIC: “What Have You Done Now?” – Within Temptation
MGR: Ted Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long lost black sheep brother no one ever knew he had.

Then she attacks Carrigan and hits a Toxic Sting on the Canadian Cyborg to cause a disqualification.

Barbosa-Stevens takes to the mic. Lisa says if everyone else in MVW is loading up on back up, then it’s time for her to do the same. She adds lucky for her, all she has to do is pick up the phone and make a call to her cousin and brother-in-law. At that moment…

Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX

George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

…Cousin Bo and brother-in-law George Stevens aka The Stevens Dynasty from Defiance Wrestling along with Ted Tebow come out to the ring.

MATCH TWO:
Corporate World Inc.

MGR: ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko
ASST: Melissa
P.M.C. Banks
AGE: 30 / HT: 6′ 1″  WT: 230 / HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.0 DEX: 7.5 CHR: 7.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.3 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Bank Statement Overdraft
Kirk Walstreit
– ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’

AGE: 34 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
STR: 6.1 DEX: 6.5 CHR: 7.5 WORK: 7.0 INT: 8.2 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 70% Heel / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Stock Market Plunge

Truckin’ Average Company
VALET: Tequila Sheila
Brad Company

AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 225 / HOME: Stone Mountain, GA
STR: 7.0 DEX: 5.0 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.5 INT: 5.3 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 50% Face / STYLE: Power / FIN: The Company Line
THEME MUSIC: “Bad Company”- Bad Company
Ken Worth- “American Trucker”
AGE: 39 / HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Gary, IN
STR: 6.2 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.0 WORK: 7.3 INT: 6.3 END: 6.9
ALIGN: 70% Face / STYLE: All-Around / FIN: Jake Brake
THEME MUSIC: “Eastbound and Down”- Jerry Reed

RESULT-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company
-Walstreit pinned Company with the Stock Market Plunge.

‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell
AGE: 29 / HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 224 / HOME: Dallas, TX
STR: 6.5 DEX: 8.0 CHR: 8.5 WORK: 8.0 INT: 7.5 END: 9.4
ALIGN: 55% Face / STYLE: Technical-All Around / FIN: Katahajime
THEME MUSIC: “As If” – Van Halen

MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell talks about his win at MVWA 89. No, he didn’t ask for help from Dawn McGill and he certainly didn’t ask for assistance from Ray McAvay during his match with the SEC’s ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson. That being said, Blackwell has no sympathy for Dickinson, Mr. McMann, Phil Finebaum and the SEC for getting beat at their own game either.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH:
Sports Entertainment Coalition
MGR: ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann
MGR #2: ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum
‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”
‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller
AGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA
STR: 8 DEX: 7.0 CHR: 6.5 WORK: 7.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 65 % Heel / STYLE: Brawler / FIN: Southern Cross
THEME MUSIC: “Everlong” – Foo Fighters
‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams
AGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX
STR: 8.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 8.4 INT: 6.8 END: 6.5
ALIGN: 75% Heel / STYLE: Power / FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)
THEME MUSIC: “Screw You, We’re From Texas”- Ray Wylie Hubbard

Weapons of Mass Destruction
A. Tom Bomb
AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 3″  WT: 315 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM
STR: 9.5 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 6.0 INT: 6.3 END: 7.9
ALIGN: 55% Heel / STYLE: Power-Brawler / FIN: Atomic Powerbomb
THEME MUSIC: “Hit Me Like a Bomb”- Third Day
Hy Drogen Bomb
AGE: 35 / HT: 6′ 3″  WT: 320 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM
STR: 9.6 DEX: 5.5 CHR: 5.0 WORK: 7.0 INT: 6.0 END: 5.5
ALIGN: 65% Heel / STYLE: Power-Brawler / FIN: Hydrogen Powerbomb
THEME MUSIC: “Hit Me Like a Bomb”- Third Day
MGR: Daisy Cutter-Bomb

RESULT: The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb via DQ
-Corporate World Inc (Walstreit and Banks) attack the SEC and set off a brawl.

POST-MATCH: The CWI and the SEC fight all the way to the back as the show ends.

 

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4/13-MVW Hot Springs, AR House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Bank of the Ozarks Arena
Hot Springs, AR
Saturday April 13th, 2019

A full card and a TV taping for MVW’s next two Sunday Night Wrestling shows that’s going to air April 14th and April 21st. Two non-TV title matches headlined the show plus the seeds planted for new storylines moving forward.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Hot Springs, AR Results:
MATCH #1- Ninja Kitty defeated Blake Varney with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2- Ashton Flowers defeated Bobby Starr with the Judo Chop

Post match, Flowers and Dawn McGill begin their victory dance in the ring.

The TV taping began here.

Mr. McMann, SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum and the SEC comes to the ring and he’s livid over McGill’s interference in the MVW Title match at MVWA 89. Then from behind, ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five attacks McGill. The SEC destroy Flowers.

That brings MVW CEO Jill Berg to the ring. Berg wants to know what McMann’s issue is. She notes that the SEC interfered and cost Rah and Ray McAvay the tag team title belts. McMann says that’s different. Berg disagrees.

MATCH #3-‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan defeated ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris via DQ when Lisa Barbosa-Stevens ran in and hit a Toxic Sting on Carrigan.

Barbosa-Stevens then took to the mic. Lisa says if everyone else is loading up on back up, then so is she. At that moment, In-laws Bo and George Stevens aka The Stevens Dynasty with Ted Tebow come out to the ring.

Bo Stevens
HT: 6’ 1” WT: 234 / HOME: Waco, TX

George Stevens
HT: 6’ 5” WT: 445 / HOME: Texarkana, TX

MATCH #4-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company-Walstreit pinned Company with the Stock Market Plunge.

MATCH #5/NON-TITLE MATCH: The Sports Entertainment Coalition: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb via DQ when Corporate World Inc (Walstreit and Banks) attack the SEC.

POST-MATCH: The CWI and the SEC brawl all the way to the back.

MATCH #6/NON-TITLE MATCH: ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot defeated Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy with the SEC- Harlot’s White Trash Posse get into it with the SEC’s Hanson Sisters at ringside. With the referee distracted, Yosemite Samantha slips into the ring and nails Carmondy with a lead pipe. Carmondy’s all but knocked out and allows Harlot to slap on the White Trash Compactor on her and the champion taps out.

POST-MATCH: The SEC chase Yosemite Samantha to the back.

MATCH #7/NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated the SEC’s ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson via DQ when the SEC attack Blackwell during the match.

POST-MATCH: The Les Miserables: William Daniels Bryan and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay along with ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott hit the ring and attack the SEC.

MATCH #8-Five time Women’s Tag Team Champions Angels of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey defeated The Korver Sisters: Korey and Kelly with the A.D.D. (Angel Death Drop)

POST-MATCH: Angel Scott and Angel Casey declare an allegiance to ‘no one.’ Angel Casey says, “We didn’t need help winning five titles. We won’t need help winning a sixth.” Scott declares it all starts tonight.

The TV taping part of the night ended here.

MATCH #9/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: Heartland Champion SNAFU defeated Leonard Robertson of the Dork Dynasty with the Philadelphia Facebuster

MAIN EVENT/MVW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Women’s Tag Team Champion The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman and Brianna Taylor-McDermott submitted Taylor with the Indian Death Lock

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 20th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL
May 18th – La Crosse Center / LaCrosse, WI

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4/7/19-MVW Waterloo, IA House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
McElroy Auditorium
Waterloo, IA
Sunday April 7th, 2019

The night after MVWA 89, Missouri Valley Wrestling continued their trek across Iowa with a final weekend show in Waterloo.

Were there ramifications from what went down last night? Oh yeah. Yosemite Samantha charged out after MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy won her match and tackled her. But the numbers game proved too much when the Hanson Sisters joined in what ended up being a four on one beatdown.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Waterloo, IA Results:
MATCH #1- Ninja Kitty defeated Tori Thomas with the Hurricanrana DDT
MATCH #2- Stan the Appliance Man defeated with the Spin Cycle
MATCH #3-Truckin’ Average Company: Brad Company/Ken Worth-American Trucker defeated Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- Worth pinned Ruff with the Jake Brake
MATCH #4-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Millennial Mark and The Couch Potato-Walstreit pinned Mark with the Stock Market Plunge.
MATCH #5-Housewives of Chaos: Svetlana Kovaleski/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker defeated Gwen and Blake Varney-Kovaleski pinned Blake Varney with the Gory Special
MATCH #6/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Tag Team Champion The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris-McDermott submitted Lewis with the Indian Death Lock
MATCH #7/NON-TITLE MATCH: Heartland Champion SNAFU defeated Ashton Flowers with the Philadelphia Facebuster
MATCH #8/NON-TITLE MATCH: Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy with the SEC defeated Miley Vyrus with the Mean Girl Crush
POST-MATCH: Yosemite Samantha attacked Carmondy and was beaten down big time by her former friends The Hanson Sisters.
MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell defeated Average Joe with the Katahajime.

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 13th – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
April 20th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
April 26th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 27th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 28st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
May 4th – Amarillo Civic Center / Amarillo, TX
May 10th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 11th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 12th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL

 

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MVWA 89 Report

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MVWA 89
McLeod Center
Cedar Rapids, IA
Saturday April 6th, 2019
Hosts: Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall

Thunderbolt Smith: Five thousand people packed the McLeod Center for last night’s Missouri Valley Wrestling’s MVWA 89. MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell and MVW Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy hoped to continue their long run at the top of their respective divisions. Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay hoped to consolidate their hold on the tag team belts. But the big story last night was- you guessed it- the Sports Entertainment Coalition.

Rick Hall: After a downturn that saw defections from the SEC and finally a mass firing by ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, the Sports Entertainment Coalition came into the show with high hopes of leaving with all three big MVW title belts. Would they do that? Let’s see.

MATCH ONE:
Miley Vyrus defeated Ninja Kitty

Thunderbolt Smith: For ten minutes, Miley Vyrus chased Ninja Kitty all over the ring. Ninja Kitty used her speed and agility to steer clear of the always charging forward Vyrus. Then Pop Songstress Taylor Switt nailed Ninja Kitty with her guitar, overloaded as usual with white powder to produce the big white explosion when the guitar struck Ninja Kitty, Vyrus then hit her version of the Hollywood Blockbuster to get a much needed win.

Rick Hall: It was your typical Ninja Kitty match. She’s so quick that it just completely frustrates her opponents to the point where they’re usually driven to distraction and make major mistakes. But when you’ve got ‘Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt in your corner and her guitar, Miley Vyrus had the trump card that slowed Ninja Kitty down.

MATCH TWO:
Ashton Flowers with Dawn McGill defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Todd- The Production Assistant

Thunderbolt Smith: The ongoing battle between Ultratron-Five and Dawn McGill restarted again. McGill chastised Flowers throughout the match for not being one hundred percent focused. McGill whapped Ultratron-Five when he inched too close to her. Ultratron-Five lost via count-out when he exited the ring and went after McGill. McGill and Ultratron-Five ran around the ring until the ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ was counted out.

Rick Hall: Well, I think we’ve finally found someone who’s more unhealthily obsessed with Dawn McGill than Mr. McMann. It was worth for the dancing by Flowers and McGill after the match.

MATCH THREE:
Corporate World Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson and Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb

Thunderbolt Smith: Corporate World Inc. Banks and Walstreit outlasted two former MVW Tag Team champions to pick up a much needed victory. The Dorks, who are winding down their time in MVW, put up a good fight before bowing out. Then Weapons of Mass Destruction threw everything they could at CWI but Walstreit hit the Stock Market Plunge on A-Bomb to pick up the pinfall and the win.

Rick Hall: Banks and Walstreit were on such a bad roll with the SEC. They needed change in a big way and a new voice to guide them. Under the tutelage of the ‘King of Greed’ Gordon Guyko, they seem to be regaining their bearings. Big win should get them back into the title mix.

MATCH FOUR:
‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with Ted Tebow

Thunderbolt Smith: First big match of the night. Barbosa-Stevens and Carrigan have been battling back and forth all month, jockeying for position and trying to secure the next Women’s title shot. Barbosa-Stevens hit the Toxic Sting on Carrigan late in the match and went for the pin. But in what would end up being the storyline the rest of the night, referee Ron Martin was distracted by Carrigan’s manager E.J. Flack. Ted Tebow was too busy Tebowing to notice. A furious Barbosa-Stevens confronted Martin. Carrigan recovered and delivered a low blow to Barbosa-Stevens, spun her around, and hit the Canadian Destroyer for the win.

Rick Hall: Barbosa-Stevens was livid after the match and had to be restrained from going after the referee. Lisa’s been a little frustrated since she returned. She hasn’t been able to get a title opportunity she wants. She can’t get ahead of Yosemite Samantha or Sheline Carrigan in the title pecking order. And it finally spilled out last night. Carrigan joined up with Flack to counteract what the Hanson Sisters do for Yosemite Samantha. Carmondy joined the SEC for the same reason. So the question is, what will Barbosa-Stevens do now?

MATCH FIVE:
William Daniels Bryan defeated ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

Thunderbolt Smith: William Daniels Bryan played possum. He was content to let Chism and Scott battle it out for most of the match until Chism finally eliminated Scott after hitting the Hollywood Blockbuster. Bryan, still fresh, then slapped on the Cattle Mutilation and Chism was forced to tap out.

Rick Hall: Bryan now sets his sights on a possible title shot. He wants to get his hands on Charlie Blackwell for breaking his leg last year. He wants revenge against the SEC as well. Something tells me Bryan will get his chance soon enough.

MATCH SIX-MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay © with the Les Miserables

Thunderbolt Smith: First, Rah and McAvay’s entrance went about ten minutes. Second, between Rah’s entourage, McAvay’s Les Miserables, and the SEC, there was about nine million people at ringside for the match. Miller and Williams started fast. They isolated McAvay and used quick tags to keep him in check. McAvay finally made the hot tag to Rah and the place exploded when the Sunshine God cleared the ring. Rah and McAvay came on late and had Miller and Williams on the ropes. But Miller whipped McAvay into the ropes and ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson drilled him with a steel folding chair. Miller then hit the Southern Cross on McAvay and we had new champions.

Rick Hall: It was ‘Redneck Bill Dickinson’s timely interference that propelled the SEC past the Dork Dynasty. It was Dickinson who cemented the SEC’s ascendance to the MVW Tag Team title by taking McAvay out with a steel chair and setting him up on a tee for ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller. The SEC now holds two out of the top three title belts.

MATCH SEVEN-MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH:
Christa Carmondy © with the SEC defeated Yosemite Samantha

Thunderbolt Smith: 5 Time MVW Tag Team champions Angels of Death were in Carmondy’s corner-trying to earn SEC contract. Wild start to match. Back and forth. Yosemite Samantha came out aggressively and kept Carmondy on the defensive. Carmondy barely escaped a cannonball attempt and seized the momentum. Carmondy took control of the middle part. She used her polished wrestling skills to hold Yosemite Samantha at bay. But she couldn’t sustain the attack and Yosemite Samantha came on strong late. It looked bad for the champion when the Hanson Sisters popped up to the ring apron looking to get involved in the match. Carmondy found herself trapped in a corner with both Andrea Hanson holding her in place. With Angels of Death trying to get over there in time, Yosemite Samantha took off running across the ring for a cannonball in the corner. But at the last second, Charissa and Melissa Hanson popped up and knocked Yosemite Samantha out with simultaneous hockey stick shots. Carmondy retained.

Rick Hall: That’s right. The Hanson Sisters turned on Yosemite Samantha and helped Christa Carmondy retain the belt. The crowd were stunned and threw debris into the ring when Mr. McMann and SEC Mouthpiece Phil Finebaum came out to offer contracts to the Hanson Sisters. That pissed off Angels of Death and they demanded to know the hell is going on. Finebaum told the AoD they’re ‘too old’ and ‘past their prime.’ The Hansons attacked and laid out the AoD in a heap. So the Hanson Sisters are now with the SEC. Christa Carmondy has her protection. Yosemite Samantha is left to fend for herself. And if she’s was pissed off before, I can’t imagine what her reaction is going to be now.

MAIN EVENT/MVW TITLE MATCH:
Charlie Blackwell © with the Texas Strangers defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson with the SEC

Thunderbolt Smith: No surprise. Dickinson used the same style that helped propel him to the Heartland title for sixteen months and aggressively pursued Blackwell early on. The champion was content to counterattack and wait for his chance. Midway through the match, Blackwell began to impose his will and more importantly, tire out Dickinson.

Rick Hall: Blackwell strategized that the longer the match went, the better his chances would be because he didn’t think Dickinson could keep up the intensity in a match that went over fifteen minutes. And he looked to be correct in that assessment. That is until-

Thunderbolt Smith: Yep. SEC interference. Once again, the SEC interjects themselves. Miller cold-cocked Blackwell in the corner while Dickinson was ‘chatting’ with referee Davey Keels. Dickinson then went for the win and had Blackwell pinned. But no Davey Keels to make the count. Why? Dawn McGill ran down to the ring and had distracted Keels by making out with him on the ring apron.

Rick Hall: Oh, McMann went crazy. He couldn’t believe that McGill had possibly cost Dickinson the match.

Thunderbolt Smith: Then the next shoe dropped, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay slid into the ring and broke his Big Bertha driver over Dickinson’s head. Dickinson was out. Blackwell rolled him up. McGill directed Keels to the pinfall and he made the count.

Rick Hall: McMann had to be feeling déjà vu all over again. And you could say that paybacks are a bitch as Dickinson had cost Ray McAvay the tag team title earlier in the night.

MVWA 89 RESULTS:

MATCH ONE: Miley Vyrus defeated Ninja Kitty

MATCH TWO: Ashton Flowers with Dawn McGill defeated ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-Five with Todd- The Production Assistant

MATCH THREE: Corporate World Inc.: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit defeated The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson and Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb

MATCH FOUR: ‘Canadian Cyborg’ Sheline Carrigan with Coach E.J. Flack defeated Lisa Barbosa-Stevens with Ted Tebow

MATCH FIVE: William Daniels Bryan defeated ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism and ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott

MATCH SIX-MVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The SEC: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams defeated Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay © with the Les Miserables

MATCH SEVEN-MVW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Christa Carmondy © with the SEC defeated Yosemite Samantha

MAIN EVENT/MVW TITLE MATCH: Charlie Blackwell © with the Texas Strangers defeated ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson with the SEC

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4/5/19-MVW Urbandale, IA House Show Report

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Missouri Valley Wrestling House Show Report
Buccaneer Arena
Urbandale, IA
Friday April 5th, 2019

With the big stars resting up and getting ready for MVWA 89, the lower card wrestlers got to shine at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s house show in Urbandale, Iowa last night.

Don’t worry. The big stars still showed up to the show and cut promos for their match tonight.

Missouri Valley Wrestling Urbandale, IA Results:
MATCH #1-Stan the Appliance Man defeated Rick Beam-Country Club Pro with the Spin Cycle
MATCH #2-Ninja Kitty defeated Miley Vyrus with the Hurricanrana DDT
PROMO: Yosemite Samantha
MATCH #3-Truckin’ Average Company: Brad Company/Ken Worth-American Trucker defeated The French Connection: Jobber D’Hutt/Obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd with Worth pinned LeBasterd with the Jake Brake
PROMO: MVW Tag Team Champions Rah and ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay with Regina McGill
MATCH #4-Corporate World Inc.: Kirk Walstreit and P.M.C. Banks defeated Millennial Mark and The Couch Potato-Walstreit pinned Mark with the Stock Market Plunge.
PROMO: MVW Champion Charlie Blackwell
MATCH #5-Housewives of Chaos: Svetlana Kovaleski/Dr. Annabel ‘From Hannibal’ Lecker defeated Gwen and Blake Varney-Kovaleski pinned Blake Varney with the Gory Special
PROMO: The SEC: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, Tag Team: ‘Dastardly’ Dave Miller and ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, and Women’s Champion Christa Carmondy.
MATCH #6/WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Missouri Valley Fight Club: Harley Davisson and Carrieanne McDermott defeated Backman Taylor Powerdrive: Charlene Backman/Brianna Taylor-Davisson pinned Backman with the Kick Stand.
MAIN EVENT:/HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: SNAFU © defeated ‘Cowboy’ Dan Butler with the Philadelphia Facebuster

UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ROAD SHOWS
April 6th – MVWA 89 McLeod Center / Cedar Rapids, IA
April 7th – McElroy Auditorium / Waterloo, IA
April 13th – Bank of the Ozarks Arena / Hot Springs, AR
April 19th – Owensboro Sportscenter / Owensburo, KY
April 20th – SIU Arena / Carbondale, IL
April 21st – Gibson Arena / Rolla, MO
April 27th – Berry Events Center / Marquette, MI
May 3rd – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
May 4th – MVWA 90 Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
May 5th – Grossinger Motors Arena / Bloomington, IL

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